>"this bit's kinda boring, so we have time for a few donations..."
>>344739816
Hows it feel that doing that they make more money than you do in a month?
greetings from germany
Greetings from Germany!
Let's kick cancer's butt and kill the animals
>>344739863
Feels great. Who would be upset about lots of money being raised for charity?
>>344739816
We have a $1000 donation from Christopher Poole "Greetings from Germany, my wife's son is dying of cancer. Let's kick cancers butt and save those frames and kill those animals!"
>I love you all and what you are doing, oh and <runner>, dont forget <runner's stream inside joke> <no one laughs except couch>, and as always, save the animals!
>>344739910
>>344739924
>>344741345
Haha, that country is so cucked that their leader doesn't even try to hide it.
>>344741345
did she just refuse to wave her own country's flag?
What's the point of this "greetings from germany"?
>Alright, this part requires an incredibly difficult maneuver to execute. I need to be almost frame-perfect and messing this up can really set us back- and I just did it
>golf clap
>>344741581
Germans are so afraid of being labeled nazis that they actively try to remind everyone that they arent bad people
>>344741345
What did she mean by this?
>>344741345
>1200 women raped by 2000 rapefugees
Fucking Germany.
Thank God ESA soon. Welcome to the land of no donations, funny accents, actually focusing on the game and no trannies.
>>344741728
Well, I'm actually german and don't give a shit whether people think I'm a scumbag. There actually are some people like you described, but most don't really care. Interesting meme though.
>>344740009
>raised for charity
you surely can't be this deep in denial?
>>344741473
>their leader
Merkel is just some gay chancellor
Germany has a president and a prime minister too you know
>>344742309
And are they at least actively trying to stop the flood of immigrants or do they just support whatever Merkel is doing?
>>344741345
Merkel is literally destroying the EU and people are praising her?
>>344742459
No one is praising Merkel. No one outside of politics and media anyway.
We have an Anonymous $1,000 donation...
>>344742562
>clapping intensifies
Has anyone wondered why she's sewing yet?
I bet everyone has been curious this entire time.
I didn't watch all of SGDQ, but I was surprised to see two transgendered people but zero non-whites. there must be some correlation going on here, something hidden in the internet that makes whites turn female
>>344742562
You forgot your meme arrows. Here, I have some extra you can borrow.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
We have a $50 anonymous donation, it says: "I lost my virginity to a beautiful woman, and my father to lung cancer. One was awesome and done quick, the other not so much."
Couldn't resist donating once I saw my all-time favorite game being run.
P.S. absolutely destroying my sleep schedule to watch this run XD
We have an Anonymous donation for $5, it says: "I'm not going to pretend everyone in that room didn't fuck my wife."
>$5 donation from Jeb Bush
>Please clap
You might be wondering who the beautiful lady next to me is
>>344742993
No sir I just see a group of guys and one of them's in a dress
>>344739816
>>344742993
That fucker who ran fallout 3, outing his boyfriend as a tranny for no reason.
There was nothing more awkward, nothing more sad.
>>344741949
It's a meme for a reason, same as America and their white guilt
>Please refrain from using the word "blacks," they are actually African Americans
>the Pikmin video is muted with ratings disabled
tip top kek
>>344742993
TRANSITION
It's not cringe because of the trans, it's all because that fucktard had to single them out like that. Oh the glare ''she'' gave him the whole time was that of anger.
>>344743379
I was on holiday, what the fuck did I miss?
>>344743379
Why is that?
>Diablo 2 run
>momomomoo fucking ebin cow donations
SO FUNNY GUYS IM DYING
reminder to sit up straight
>>344743483
dunno about the ratings but the audio was muted because the game had some copyrighted music in it or something and the youtube bot caught it and muted the video
>>344742258
Not that poster, but isn't the charity the speedrunner fan's last bastion of argument about how speedrunning isn't a waste of time?
>>344743379
I actually really like Pikmin and want to watch that now that I hear it's a run. How did they manage to fuck it up? Did another autist start motor-mouthing about how he wants to kill the whole world?
>>344743537
dat ass
>>344743537
>that chicken ass
>>344743591
>>344743450
>>344743483
Trans runner with man voice fucking up constantly and going over estimate
>Twitch chat was put in emote-only mode for the entire run
>people still getting banned left and right
The run itself was actually boring as fuck despite all the fuck ups, but the shenanigans around it were hilarious.
>>344743537
Could it be that you are craving my.... mcnuggies??
>>344743718
shit that's actually pretty funny sounding. Is there anywhere to see the original run? This sounds like it's worth seeing at least once.
>Quick announcement here. We just passed FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS!11
>>344743725
>>344741865
when does it start?
>>344743063
>>344743249
>>344743409
Here you go:
https://youtu.be/CVzfuRCniWI?t=20m50s
>>344743548
Not true, it was left muted on purpose.
I dare you, check every other SGDQ video on YouTube. Not a single copyright claim.
Probably intentional considering the run was a trainwreck and I doubt the runner wants it to be seen / heard.
>>344743832
It starts at 20:50!
>>344743768
I found this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP2q_NIIzbQ
I'm sure someone will make an SGDQ supercut any day now.
>>344743725
It took me a minute to remember where I'd heard this before and then i keked out loud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
>>344743768
twat . tv/gamesdonequick/v/76877760?t=25h06m05s
fucking antispam
>>344743561
everything's a waste of time, anon
![084[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ClovfkH.png "084[1].png")
>>344743901
>Pretend to be a woman
>Don't even try to sound like it
>>344742726
they get to trade their straight white male privilege and join the oppressed in opposing the patriarchy.
minorities dont need to be gay or trans they're already all good-guys because they're not white
NEVER FORGET
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM
>Hey guys, [name] here, my [relative] recently died of [some form of cancer] a few [days/weeks/years] ago, so let's kick cancer's butt! [Save the animals/Kill the animals/save the frames/kill the frames/runner's choice], greetings from Germany
So when are we getting a donation ticker instead of Edobean POYOing?
>>344743561
like all video game-playing, speedrunning is done because it is cool
fag
>>344743901
>instead of having a nickname they use their fake pornstar names, because look at me i have a female name xD
I swear to god trans are the most annoying people.
>>344744132
this was my personal favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfKQUEPcgi8
>>344744146
As much as i would love a donation ticker, you and I both know autistic manchildren would stop spending their NEETbux on GDQ events because it wouldn't be read aloud.
>>344739863
Lol random speedrunners don't make shit.
>>344744219
Did you see the dude wearing hot pants and thigh highs during the TASbot block?
>>344739863
What kills me is twitch memers and people that make SFM porn that bank from Patreon and donations for doing next to nothing.
>>344744265
Probably, how would they pay their designers to redesign the layout every single year?!
>>344744219
>pornstar names
It's true. Every trans uses a pornstar name.
>>344743827
http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
23rd July
I'll allways associate these speedrunning events with Autism Awareness.
What made them stop having them as the charity goal?
It's the literal embodiment of autism, and it seemed like a decent fit. Now they fund doctors without borders which p.much acts like a guerilla terrorist group, with lots of radical extremists that actively help terrorists, p much exclusively.
>>344743832
>>344743901
>>344743985
This is fucking gold. I can't believe I skipped SGDQ this year
>>344744258
funfact, knitler became head organizer of the entire event after that incident. She still is today.
>>344744546
I always assumed they chose it as a metal gear reference
>>344743901
That was rough but also hilarious.
>>344744609
Can you stop
>>344742726
Dat black trauma center speedrunner though
>>344744609
literally a lie idiot
it's cool matty, sumichu, and mike "mono" uyama
stop spouting nonsense about things you know nothing about. knit-chan is staff, but mostly checks badges
>>344739910
>>344739924
germind
>>344744132
>1,560,349 views
it feels like only yesterday this hit /v/ for the first time. Still funny as hell.
>tfw wanted to donate
>tranny pandering instead of decent runners, orwelian censorship of twitch chat and no fun allowed house rules
Spent that money on pizza instead. Fuck youuuuuuu Uyama.
>>344744698
It's not a lie you idiot, she LITERALLY is head organizer.
The ones you mention are from the original event
Who's the cheeky fucker who made the donation
>"My wife's kids love watching the runs on my TV"
>>344743985
Literally what the fuck was he doing.
>>344743832
https://twitter.com/ProGamingWithEd/status/749709429906370561
The runner's twitter.
>>344743832
WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THAT
holy fuck
>>344743985
holy shit the music fits so well
>>344744678
That was such a good run. Easily top three.
>>344744812
This is joke right?
>>344744793
Christopher Poole
>>344744864
Check out the guy he mentioned during the run, he's a fucking beast
https://www.youtube.com/user/szsk
>>344742258
>heh
Did y'all forget about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYQ3ANhnNM&feature=youtu.be
>>344745131
It's a shame Uyama personally gutted and hung that reader as an example to the rest of them.
>>344744759
>Even thinking about donating
Can you stop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfKQUEPcgi8
Help an anon out
what were the best runs this year?
I already know Jax 2 ended up being super cringey yet funny to watch due to Owen Wilson impressions
But what else?
>>344745209
>>344745131
nope, he was the furrfag who ran starfox this year
>>344745253
>not supporting an event you like
>>344745269
Deus Ex.
Deus Ex is always a great speedrun game, but Heinki didn't give a shit this year.
sumichu without makeup is hideous
>>344745349
you're supposed to like it ironically
>>344745269
As mentioned Trauma Center was good. Jedi Academy had an infectiously positive runner, Ty was a trainwreck, Deus Ex was great
>>344745528
I liked it unironically when the whole event wasn't pandering to shit cherrypicked runners and it was about a bunch of guys and some girls having fun.
Now it's PC City and I'll just watch the vods later.
>shit like this will never happen again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXWCgBM2oOo
>>344745516
>azns without makeup are hideous
fixed that for you BRO
>>344745516
>>344745771
I doubt that they look good with make up.
>>344745771
>third world azns are hideous
FTFY
>>344743985
Kill everyone at that event. What a bunch of losers.
Greetings from Germany, second time watching but first time donating, my grandmother died of aids and so did all my extended family so here's a little something to help a good cause and great runners! My money goes towards saving the animals.
>>344745949
The only non-3rd world azns are the Japanese though, and they can look hideous often
>>344746083
I would argue that the Russians are also not third world and look good in general.
>>344746083
>there are no asians born in first world countries
Does anyone have the webm of caveman doing ninja shit?
>>344739816
I can't stand the kind of people involved in GDQ, none of them are there to contribute to worthwhile and are all just there to fuel their ego for their otherwise shitty hobby. The charity part is just a ruse to obtain an audience.
They don't even hide they don't care, they spend most of the time talking about their message board communities and some made up speedrunning meta they've developed between like 14 people.
Dress sense and sense of humour is awful as well, the only group of people I've ever seen who are remotely like are the kind of people who play Smash Bros Melee after 2006 which probably isn't coincidental.
>>344746127
Russians are Mongoloids, not azns.
>>344746154
No, there aren't. Do you not know what an azn actually is? It isn't an Asian-American or anything like that.
>>344743901
I spent the first few seconds thinking it was the guy in the blue shirt talking. I can't believe he sounds like that when his whole life is dedicated to being trans.
>>344746127
>I would argue that the Russians are also not third world
As would anyone who know what the term even means.
>>344740112
LETSAGO
>>344742309
isnt the president just a ceremonial role? We have a king and queen but except for slurping up tax money and supporting questionable people they are useless.
>>344746083
>>344746127
>2016
>US residents still mocking other countries on their prosperity and development
kek
wake up, pops. This isn't the 90's anymore, america is a shithole now that can compete with the worst.
>>344741345
Germany fags on suicide watch.
Nice
>>344743901
I've downloaded it, for good measure.
>"Do your best JC Denton impression!"
>"I never asked for this!"
>dead silence
>"That's Adam Jensen"
>"oh"
>same voice "OH MY GOD A BOMB"
>it's a runner chokes episode
>I swear this never happens
>you can't prepare for stuff like this heh heh
>>344745269
Deus Ex was definitely the best run. Also Sonic '06
>>344743725
>>344746630
Compete with the worst and still win, faggot.
>that guy that donated 1k and left a super cringe comment
>>344747361
Americans, everyone
>>344747384
what was it
>>344743985
Holy shit anon I only have to think of this webm to start laughing.
>>344741949
Shut up Nazi
>>344739816
did they read donations throughout the whole game then?
>>344743985
what the fuck is he doing
>>344743985
It's like some kind of interpretive dance
>>344743985
Okay, I need to kill myself now. Thanks.
>>344743350
Do they actually stop calling people white too?
>>344743985
My favourite part of this is the alpha that just gets up and walks in front of him as he's trying to figure out how to get past the projector
Does anyone know when this shit happened? Between which runs?
They cut off the donation total in this video so I can't tell.
twitch tv/theattack/v/77539783?t=26m39sI want to see the Twitch chat.
PEPSIMAN
>>344748503
Shit, I didn't realize there was a webm in the thread
When did >>344743985 happen?
>>344744596
>>344744861
>>344746034
>>344748054
>>344748171
>>344748284
>>344748304
>>344748486
I think he was projecting shadows with the projector, trying to be funny
>>344748574
He's clearly trying to avoid the projector light.
>>344742258
Denial about what?
Greetings from germany, sorry uk couldnt donate.
T R A N N I V E R S A R Y
>Today is the two year anniversary of my girlfriend beginning her transition. Can we get a round of applause for her?
>>344739863
Most of what goes towards charity.
>>344748819
>And that's all I have to say about that
>>344748819
>>344743901
>mfw I was initially upset about missing the pikmin run
>it's a "runner says ouch every time their character gets hit" episode
>>344743379
>>344743548
>This video previously contained a copyrighted audio track. Due to a claim by a copyright holder, the audio track has been muted.
What audio...? It's Pikmin.
>>344747908
https://youtu.be/BVhbdBgUT5o?t=32m40s
>>344742258
you're pussyfooting around making an actual statement because you have no proof to the contrary
feel free to prove me wrong though, I'll hang around
>>344744056
>everything's a waste of time, anon
>>344744218
Speedrunning is like being REALLY GOOD at tying shoes.
Or REALLY GOOD at putting on pants.
There's no fucking point of practicing it.
>>344746858
>same voice
Nah, he was trying for Denton. Only he uses his regular monotone for the one line in the game where JC expresses some emotion.
>>344749216
Dunno the details but this is certain:
>The big wigs keep 80% of the shit, donate 20%
>"Prevent cancer" foundation is a meme charity and does absolutely nothing but "don't smoke cigarettes :^)" PSAs and other minimal shit and spend the rest on booze and whores. basically a scam
Doctors without borders is legit though
>>344749464
He wasn't trying very hard. He also said Jock's line.
Were there any good runs this time? I only tuned in once and I caught some guy talking about his """""girl"""""friends transition.
>>344744324
I literally puked at that.
>>344743832
>>344743901
>people still trying to tell me that beign trans isn't a mental disorder
MAKE IT STOOOOOOP.
>>344749132
This isn't even bad, what?
>>344748819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WotPzG2nys
>>344746263
The guys from last year running link to the past were pretty cool and the banter between them was great. Sadly they will not invited again for making rape jokes
>>344749575
Deus Ex was good and the runner managed to be entertaining
>>344739816
I don't get any of this, how does this get views
Speedrunning is the most degenerate act mankind has ever conceived.
>>344749575
This run was the highlight of /v/'s night.
>>344741510
>>344741739
Germany has a whole movement based on suppressing patriotism, because they feel ashamed for what the Nazis did and don't want to be seen celebrating their country as the Nazis did. If you have one of those car window flags, for example, it'll be snapped off next time you park in public and an anti-patriotism flyer will be impaled onto the broken plastic little pole.
>>344749216
have you ever seen an actual break-down of what % of donation actually go to charity (GDQ just states that they keep some % to "cover costs of the event" i.e. cover the annual costs / profit of operating GDQ).
>>344749575
Tetris grand master was pretty intense to watch. Guy broke a record as best non japanese beating the game. Some other dude solved several campaign missions blindfolded, where blocks are in a set order
>>344750028
Thanks anon. If you're wrong you better double lock your fucking door though.
>>344750139
I-I swear I'm not lying
>>344750102
Cowtits or DFC?
>CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
>>344750136
That's pretty cool, I remember last time Tetris was run it got pretty intense I think.
>>344750102
Wonder if the girl is shy, her arms were pretty close to her body.
>>344749901
you're right and i've seen worse, but for 1k thats awful
>>344750102
>a wild jinx appeared
>>344750178
I like both, obviously not at the same time because that would be dumb.
>>344750102
my dick
>>344740009
>>344748863
>charity
dank
>>344750102
https://twitter.com/BarbiexEDGE
>>344741345
no wonder they're so desperate for a cure for cancer.
I honestly can't even bring myself to respect speedrunning as a hobby. Alot of the people I've seen thus far that are invested in it are just fucking cringey to hear or even look at. Literally even the crowd just seems like it would be awful to be around. If there was ever a group of people I would never want to be seen near, it'd be a group of speedrunners.
I guess I can see why /v/ actually keeps up with GDQ events. Not for the runs, but to make fun of the people involved.
>>344739863
At least my girlfriend is actually a girl.
>okay, that's extremely rare
>wow, that never happens
>this is actually really tricky
>sucks in air through teeth while laughing
>>344744406My housemate doesn't.
>>344750102
Right easily
>>344749391
There is no point to life Anon.
Plus if it makes money, who cares?
What's up with the speedrunning community and trannies anyways?
>>344750771
I'd love to know the same
>>344750771
When you're not good enough to actually get a record in anything, just say you're a girl and now you're such a brave and strong person.
>>344750771
hugbox attitude
founder of tasvideos is the largest autist* known to mankind
ultra niché so historically very accepting to newcomers no matter how weird
*) no joke, bisqwit is deep in the spectrum
>>344750542
If I ever make a Games Done Quick bingo sheet, "This has never happened before" will be the free space.
>>344750771
It's a place of people that are often stuck in the past and don't want to grow up. So are the trannies and feel comfortable around other low lives. Retro vidya also reminds them of a time before their fucked up sexuality took over
>>344743985
>Get in
>>344750771
seems like an easy way to get attention, plus if you can get chicks then you have to settle for subhumans instead apparently
>>344750542
I don´t know how to don´t do the last one.
Just end my life.
>>344739863
That's nice that they can make a livable wage from speed running games for a few years and then their 'career' dries up and they have to explain to employers why they have 5 years of playing the same video game over and over on their resume
>>344750197
Probably just a rich middle aged normie who wanted to donate money to
>cancer research
seems harmless enough
>>344742726
Check craigslist in your area. Go to casual encounters, t4m. Nothing but nigger transgenders and middle aged white crossdressers. More niggers than whites.
>>344751118
>cancer researchit's not researchcure cancer != prevent cancer
>>344750102
Choose your class:
>amazon
>elf
What are the best runs this year? More for fun/cringe factor than skill. No Vanquish this year?
I know Jak and Owen Wilson was top.
Literally the only good 'couches' are ones with spikevegeta in them
The Kingdom Hearts runs are always my favorites because he's there
>>344750439
Thanks anon
It's all been downhill since this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvrepvisxA0
>>344751381
SpikeVegeta's run of Rayman was pretty good though
Greetings from Germany! I just had to donate for finally getting to see my wife's sons favorite game being destroyed, I've also donated to every other GDQ and didn't want to miss this one! Money goes toward runners choice, and don't forget: Kill.... the frames, save the animals!
>>344749992
did they actually stop bonesaw from coming back too?
>>344743537
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>344751232
>All those donations every year about curing cancer
They have no fucking idea they really don't. A poster isn't going to cure your fucking pancreatic cancer bub.
>>344751773
Because saying "Curing Cancer" is a lot more optimistic than saying "Preventing Hundreds of Versions of Cancers that React Differently To All Medications"
>>344751885
And it definitely gets more money if you let people think that than saying "Yeah you know those billboards on the highway that tell you if you smoke you will die painfully? You're paying for those".
Are these people aware that cancer can literally never be cured?
>>344752019
I wish cancer would go away.
>>344752019
No. Because then people would never give a fuck about trying to fund something they would consider futile.
>>344749391
It's called a hobby.
>>344743985
>that obvious fucking anime/idle video game animation 'scratch behind the head' shit he's doing
fucking stop jesus christ
>>344752067
you can leave when ever you want you know
>>344752019
It's the same kind of optimism that sells views whenever some shithead says human immortality is just another few years off.
>>344751982
>>344751885
>>344751773
sad but true, but normies eat that shit up
In fact, I'm confident that the fags at SGDQ aren't the first ones to figure this shit out. There are probably several other "PREVENT [disease]" organisations that emphasise on the horrors of the disease and how we can "kick it's butt together! :^)" but never make it clear that they only market preventative measures instead of funding research.
>>344752142
American Cancer Society or whatever is notorious for just spending a large majority of its donations on administrative costs and salaries.
They literally do nothing but spend millions of dollars of donation money to ask for more donations and virtually none of it goes to actual research or treatment aid. They got a lot of flak for it a couple years ago when somebody leaked some financial records but didn't change a thing and the public forgot it ever happened.
And then after the money laundering trial fuckup for the Canadian Human Society, I just gave up all hope for most of the major charities. I'm still clinging onto the idea that certain programs like the ASPCA still do good work with the donation money so that I don't lose hope in humanity but who knows, maybe they just have better marketing than disease charities and they're just as much of a money sink.
>>344751584
I don't know, but I'm sure they would not let them on stage again
>>344752471
>Human society
Thats some Seinfeld esque naming right there
>>344742851
>everyone on the coach goes dead silent
who let that message go through?
>>344749989
Jesus christ, 2 years and still looks that manly?
THIEF
>>344752586
are they really that fuckin uptight?
i can understand the rape jokes thing, even though they should have let that slide with a warning. but for saying fuck twice and having fun talking about owen wilson?
at this rate they could make a seperate speedrunning charity stream with all the rejects from GDQalso that way nobody can give them shit for saying benign things because they're doing it for charity fuck i doubt anybody has the brains or willpower to pull that together though
After watching Jak and Daxter run. My faith in GDQ is restored. There is still hope for good speed running.
>>344753064
apparently he's not coming back for talking about owen wilson lmao
>>344752772
Humane Society, fuck I thought I made sure I wouldn't make that typo.
It's some fake charity that pretends to be for animal rights but all they do is solicit donations for the president's massive tax-free bank account and push for stricter muzzle laws on dogs. Its primary source of income is estate donations from dying/dead people because the president spends all day phoning seniors asking them to donate chunks of their estate or post-mortem life insurance payouts to him.
The Canadian IRS tried to nail him to a cross but the judge magically threw the case out the window for no good reason. He was all "Yeah, the evidence is pretty damning but we're not going to continue with the case". Public was outraged for a couple days before the next new story hit. It's pretty sad that he gets to chug thousand dollar bottles of wine off of dead seniors in the name of charity and not even the government can do anything about it now.
>>344753018
GDQ has the monopoly on public attention for speedrunning conventions though. Two per year is already pushing it. There are only so many SM64 and Zelda speedruns done for charity the general public can watch before the novelty wears off for them.
>>344743985
>yfw first you think hes just being lol so randumb but then you realize its real spaghetti
>>344743985
So what sort of conditions does one need to have to act this way?
WHAT
THE
FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>344745269
Jedi Academy was pretty fun if you haven't seen it before though it was full of inside jokes
>>344741676
>this next par tis really hard
>literally just hitting a frame perfect button
>Ctrl + f "keep up the good work"
>0 results
What the fuck that is like THE most common thing said in donations.
>>344754448
good luck finding your car keys
>>344746263
dumb overrated animeposter
So how long do you think it'll be until they ditch donations to stuff that matters like medical science and instead replace it with donations to shit like support groups for transitioning trannies?
