Pokemon go
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Well /v/ it finally fucking happened.
My cod phase didnt ruin my love life.
My bf phase didnt ruin it.
My darksouls phase didnt either, nor my ark.
But guess what has
Fucking pokemon go
>live right by gym and pokecenter
>if i walk to kitchen im in gym
>walk to bedroom closet im in the center.
>dont wanna tell girlfriend about game because shes been bitching about it and hiw gay it is
>already thinks she thinks im a man child so
>see turf is taken
>get up and go claim it
>why do u always get up?...
>uh texting
>who?
>nobody lol mind your own
>gf gets worried
>see her looking thru msgs when i go to bathroom
>change password
>next morning wake up to her packing things
>you chanfed the lock on your phone so i got on yohr laptop
>that file of girls youve cheated on me with is fucking huge
>bye
>wat
>go look
>its my porn folder
>pornstars and shit....
>tfw she called me and said she realized its my porn folder but knows im cheating because i wont let her see my shit
What do
Disregard bitches, acquire Pokemon
>>344726794
Ive also blown 500$ protecting my turf and making sure im higg level and what not... Idk how ill pay her half of rent this month
>>344726794
You have an obvious problem.
It's got nothing to do with games.
And more to do with your priorities, and how you handle your love life.
Girlfriends are temporary.
Enjoy your vidya, and move the fuck on.
>>344726794
She sounds annoying, OP, but you didn't really make it any better by being all secretive and shit.
You're probably better off, honestly.
>>/adv/
If she was looking through your shit she's not the right one, move on.
>>344726794
Sell her shit and buy a guard dog to protect your gym while you get a second job
You guys know how combat in this game works, right?
When you're battling enemy Pokemon in the gyms, there's a yellow flash a bit before the enemy Pokemon attacks. When the screen flashes yellow, swipe to the left or right. You'll dodge their attacks.
When it says they're using their special ability, just keep dodging. I haven't been hit by a special move yet.
Wait for the yellow. Dodge. Hit them with basic attack 1-3 times until you see yellow. Dodge. Repeat.
Hold down on your Pokemon to use your special move. EZ PZ.
I just soloed an entire gym with one Pokemon using this tip. 4/5 of them were higher level than me. Including a Jolteon (I had Vaporeon) 300+ levels than me. I'm having a grand time ass blasting those red faggots out of all the local gyms.
>>344726794
dump her, if she thinks yer cheating because of this shes a skank and retarded, she would have broken up with you anyway.
look for new girlfreind by playing pokemon go
>>344726794
>bitch cant handle you looking at porn
>bitch cant handle you wanting some privacy
the universe is making life easier on you, you dumb fuck, go play videogames or take up another hobby with your free time
I'll take "Shit that never happened" for $500 please, Alex.
>>344726794
You can't have a normie gf with your lifestyle OP. You can't get a dog either. Just get a cat or another low maintenance pet to keep you company.
Also you're in the wrong for being a beta liar. Don't be insecure about what you like. If your gf disagrees with your """hobbies""" then so what. She is in the right about you being shady man child though.
>>344726794
Pokemon > Women
Why did you even make this thread
>>344726794
First explain why do you live in a jewish neighborhood
>>344726794
>playing pokemon over the age of 12
lmao fucking autist
>>344726794
You could've told her the truth. If you can't enjoy the things you like around her then you were never good together.
Either way she sounds possessive as fuck, best you let her go.
>>344728201
> you cant find a gf with nerd intrests who plays mon hun.
>>344728083
Let me get a artist name anon
>>344728201
PokeGO is the only game my normie girlfriend will play with me. We have fun together taking the dog on walks and catching nigs.
>Letting your gf keep you from enjoying yourself in a harmless way
Brah, bail
If a person can't accept your hobbies, why date them?
/v/ - Your Blog
No wonder you got stuck with a paranoid idiot.
>im addicted to pokemon go xD
off to reddit with you
>>344727120
>I don't know how I'll pay her half this month rent
This comment lets everybody know you just made this thread because you wanted to complain about women.
>>344728083
ARTIST? SAUCE? ANYTHING PLZ BEFORE IT OR THIS THREAD IS NUKED
>>344728385
>tfw you found a girl who loves vidya as much as you do and doesn't judge you ever>she's a 4/10 face>but a 7/10 body
'salright
>>344726794
>my bf phase
you were gay for awhile OP? Sure you aren't still?
>>344726794
for some reason I assumed bf phase ment boyfriend :\
>>344726794
That's what you get for being a gay asslord, i.e. playing Vomiton Go.
>>344728607
>>344728401
Heikatsu
>>344728401
>>344728607
is it bring your retarded sibling to /v/-day or something?
>>344728083
Me on the left.
>having to hide your hobbies from her
sounds like everything worked out like it should
>>344726794
Sounds like you both aren't fit for the relationship. Don't bother trying to get back with her again because she's obviously crazy, and realize how you fucked up so you won't do it with your next GF.
Kill yourselves you fucking retards
