You can only press one single button.
>>344687738
I don't press any because none are interesting
>>344687738
Where's the one that turns me into a girl?
>>344687738
Green because I hate Bethesda and don't buy big games
>>344687738
Blue. There's literally no downside. Everyone benefits.
>>344687738
I'd go with Red because that seems like the least damaging.
>>344687738
since i'm in canada, i'll mash the green button
>>344687738
All of these are literally win-win
>>344687738
So the winning choice is to not play?
Bue is the best, it doesn't even have a downside.
GREEN
R
E
E
N
fuck Todd for ruining fallout
Blue to kickstart human technological progress and usher us into a better future
Yellow. Fuck denuvo, i use steam anyway
>>344688191
this desu famalams
>>344687738
Anything but blue is a stupid choice
>>344687738
blu
fuck these.
Choose your fighting waifu.
>>344687738
Fuck you, I'll press them all at the same time!
>>344687738
I'm Australian so I already pay 80 dollars for games (if I'm lucky)
Green
>>344688885
Powergirl.
>>344688961
If you do that the magic machine explodes and teleports you into the world of Minecraft that you cannot leave no matter what.
You will get forced to live as an ugly block for all eternity.
>>344688885
mikazuki looks like a hot chubby domme
>>344688885
Delicious brown pirate Anchor
>>344688885
BIBLIO
I remain in this timeline
>>344687738
Green is the only answer.
>>344687738
The red button is the only one with no downsides because its downside is the truth.
>>344688885
Who's the artist?
>>344687738
Green button
>>344689105
And if you say that to me you'll find yourself hog tied and bare bottomed on Antarctica, freezing to death while being raped by albino penguins.
>>344689346
this is the truth
What would create a bigger shitstorm?
PC Bloodborne after all that neverever posting or Todd losing to Obsidian?
>>344689389
Normally I would not spoonfeed, but I remember it being hard to find the artist myself, so here:
http://accio524.tumblr.com/ I think.
>>344687738
The red button is literally free since Valve isn't a developer anymore and their reddit tier meme shitty game will never get made.
>>344687738
There are all shit and the positive effects are worthless, but I'll press the red one because I hate Half Life.
>>344687738
Yellow
I'd press the red button just to kill half life. Enjoy your Bloodborne.
Literally no reason not to press red, HL3 is better cancelled than anything else.
>>344688191
Especially if mid-generation upgrades become normal.
>>344687738
Don't care for any of these buttons, I guess I'd press the Blue Button though.
>>344687738
Red because HL3 is dead alrrady, so there is no downside.
>>344687738
>blue kills off the idea of games being a luxury, indirectly killing console wars as well
>AND staves off the singularity by separating every massive tech jump into 20 year intervals
Sign me up
>>344687738
Whats the downside of blue?
>>344687738
yellow, dont buy games anyway
Red- Get a good game on a system so I don't have to buy it. Also gets rid of a game so that I won't get disappointed by it.
Blue - So you just stagnate shit every 20 years? Everything's going to end up exactly the same and I'll end up paying just as much for hardware.
Green - One series isn't important enough for the entire industry to start charging 25 percent more.
Yellow- Who's to say some other person gets an "uncrackable" DRM to implement? Denuvo's gonna get cracked, but that doesn't mean that something worse couldn't come along.
Red. I haven't played the game but HL3 is already dead.
>>344688885
I'll take the megane midget with the stand.
>>344687738
Blue, There's quite literally no downside
>>344690682
With no hesitation I'd click the red button.
okay lets see
>red
>one game gets ported
>hl3, a shit game from a boring series gets canceled
Yawn
>blue
>better tech for everyone
>consoles hold games back for 20 years at a time
Gross
>green
>shitty company finally gets the death it deserves
>games now cost the same as what they already do
No downsides, dlc already inflates the price
>yellow
>one drm type that has no good games at all gets cracked forever
>nothing stopping denovo 2 or anything
>drm everywhere now
Boring and barely different than what we are now
Green is the easy choice fuck bethestda and the retards who eat their garbage
>>344687738
Green sounds pretty g-
>Paradox gets rights to TES
>>344690682
I pick Yellow. I can live without 4chan, but some people basically live here. I'd rather they at least enjoy the time they spend here.
http://www.strawpoll.me/5287711
Take your pick, /v/.
>>344687738
Red. Because PC gaming is for faggots.
>>344687738
Green. Fuck the poor.
>>344688380
That's the general idea of these threads, R€ddit nigger.
>>344687738
Red. HL3 is already dead forever anyway.
>>344690682
>yellow button
>literally just 4chan becomes Reddit
What's the point then?
>>344690682
Green, without a second thought.
>>344687738
obviously blue.
>3D modeling and editing of video is way easier
>boom of high-quality PC-only games
>consoles are kill
>finally cheap computers powerful enough to run Dwarf Fortress without inevitable FPS-death
literally no downside
>>344687738
So where is the downside of the red one?
>>344691159
>All those votes for red
Not surprised at all, even I picked it.
>>344690714
this
>>344687738
I can press one single button. I can. But I am not obligated to.
I don't press any buttons.
I don't want any of that to happen, good or bad.
>>344690682
RED
E
D
I need no games when i can be a slut
>>344690834
>>344690682
this, no need to read past "c-cute"
>DRM free games die
>denuvo cracked
PICK ONE
>>344691584
Shitty boring choices anyways.
OP is obviously a "pc ONLY" faggot.
>>344691159
>26k a year
Blue would result in better technology for consoles which means better games for PC even if the generations lasted longer.
Literally no reason not to choose blue, especially since it'll affect every piece of technology to ever come into existence
>People actually choosing green after the disaster that was New Vegas
>>344691773
Maybe. It's more of a "choose lesser evil", from my point of view.
And if I'm to choose between two evils, i'd rather not choose at all.
>>344691782
If you can't live on an EXTRA 26 K a year, you have shitty shitty budgeting and spending habits.
>>344690682
Blue.
10 years of gaymen followed by a lifetime of Innawoods, it fulfills two of my NEET fantasies in a single button press.
This should be easy for you.
>>344691782
had to make it a good boost, but not quite enough to lazily live off of it indefinitely.
Basically it ensures that your McJob will give you enough income combined to live like the middle class indefinitely. Or it's just a nice boost to your already-good income.
>>344690682
redthen I wouldn't be allowed to browse here anyway thank god
>>344691995
Red.
With a trillion dollars, I can afford a gender change surgery, should I want one.
>>344690682
red
>>344691995
Who would ever pick green?
>>344691995
>little girl forver
>Not a mature woman with child bearing hips forever
Red
Red I guess. It's the only one without any disadvantages.
>>344687738
Red without a doubt. I don't care that much about Half Life. And the rest of the choices suck too much.
>>344687738
Only one without a downside is red button.
>>344687738
half of red is fucking realand its not bloodborne
>>344687738
green, there is no downside game prices drop $10 ontop of its benefit
>>344687738
Red.
Dont own a PS4 and dont give a shit about that meme game anymore.
>>344687738
Blue
>>344691995
>little girl forever
Does that mean that I become immortal?
>>344690714
I believe an explanation is in order to explain why the Blue button is unbelievably good
>Cheaper technology allows experimental shit like VR to progress even faster
>If consoles even survive, They would become extremely cost effective, With focus on game-play over graphics
>Every Next-Gen console would have a unbelievable boost in technology, And would quickly reach the point where graphical fidelity would reach its absolute peak
>>344691995
>Immortal Lich
or
>Mortal that will suicide from all his friends asking for money all the time
Hard choice
>>344687738
Mash blue until the button breaks.
>live in canada
>green negative is already a reality
>>344687738
THE GREEN. ALL THE WAY GREEN
>>344691995
does that make me immortal? can i be injured?
Blue. I'm a consolefag. Knowing my console will last 20 years is a huge incentive to purchase it.
>>344691995
Improved version.
>>344692695
Red, I actually like spending money on my hobbies
>>344688885
Give me Hokuto
>>344687738
blue because i let bygones be bygones
>>344692695
Too vague. Of my choice means I could be a cute girl that has one trillion USD who has a huge functional penis, right?
There's literally no loss with "of your choice".
>>344692695
>Not choosing the path of the CUTE lich
What are you, a fag?
Picking anything other than Blue is the literal mouthbreathing retard's choice.
>>344687738
red nor yellow have any downsides
blue & green have huge downsides which are argueably bigger than the upsides
Red has no negative consequences.
Green has the best positive.
>>344688885
Thunderer master race.
>>344690682
ANYONE WHO DOES NOT PICK GREEN IS AN ABSOLUTE RETARD.
>>344687738
Blue.
Everyone benefit.
>>344691159
>pick Blue
>control the world
>call my organization "FUCK THE HULK HOGAN"
>use technology to become a robot
>use all the money and power in the world to influencepeace
>literally become Robot Jesus
>>344687738
Red has no downside
>>344693136
green's downside for me is $10 off video games
its regionally biased
>>344688885
Bernice, easy.
>>344687738
What is the downside of blue?
>>344687738
Red: retarded. No one cares about bloodborne
Blue: Again, retarded. No one cares about console.
Green: >buying games
Yellow: Both options are very unrealistic.
>>344691159
Green
>not choosing little girl
>in any case
Green, I pirate everythinf anyway
>>344687738
GREEN
>>344687738
Green because I always pirate or use kinguin anyway.
Also, where is the mystery button?
I'm going to pick red because i would love to play bloodborne and nobody cares about HL3 anymore, it's a dead meme, nobody cares. Valve waited too long to the point people just roll their eyes whenever it's mentioned.
Blue is the objective best choice though, i don't think anyone can disagree, it's pretty obvious. But still, my personal pick is red.
>>344691159
Blue, I'd basically drive humanity towards the same path as Green, But without the cringey anime bullshit
Red, let the meme wither away at last.
>>344692695
Become an immortal loli vs. 1 trillion USD
Geez, sure is a hard choice. Especially if "my choice" is one involving magic
>>344687738
Literally nothing wrong with blue buttons because it's a big boost for everyone even outside of games.
The downside to the blue button is basically nothing because consoles never were going to match top of the line hardware anyways.Also after the 20 years the hardware for consoles will be much much stronger for cheaper
>>344687738
Green button for the win.
>>344687738
Blue one, obviously.
Which one will it be /v/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10724862
>>344687738
>BB, but no Demon's Souls
No thanks
>Not a Piratefag so Yellow is out
>Don't give enough of a shit about Fallout and TES, so Green is out
>Blue is a win for me because PC versions don't get better anyway
Blue it is.
>>344687738
Green, because games already fucking cost $70 for the NAMED EDITION THAT INCLUDES THE CONTENT THAT'S ON THE DISC DAY 1 DLC + $50 IN DLC SEASON PASSES THAT DON'T INCLUDE THE PRIMARY DLC THAT WE'LL SELL LATER AT $20 PER ACTUAL EXTRA CONTENT AND NOT JUST SKINS THAT WE INCLUDED IN THE SEASON PASS!
>>344698283
>anything but blue
>>344698506
Logic dictates the price of DLC and "special" shit would also go up by a percentage as well.
That's a 1 and a third increase for all DLC items and special editions.
>>344688885
ANCHOR
N
C
H
O
R
>>344691995
>>344692695
Both green.
>>344698283
Blue, my body is already frail anyways.
>>344698283
Blue. I'm already not in any shape to fight. With Magic you can do so much more than just "muh speed and strength".
https://www.strawpoll.me/10724908
>>344687738
Green. I'll just pirate everything like I normally do.
>>344690682
Green literally gives you a one in a billion oportunity to live one of the greatest lives possible.
So Green.
>>344687738
Blue has no downsides and would basically create utopia.
>>344688885
Thunderthighs.
>>344690682
Yellow.
Gentlemen it has been an honour.
>>344687738
Blue, easy.
I don't feel like buying new consoles every like 2-3 years, and I barely play them as it is, so PC shit would be best.
>>344687738
Green because I love pure Fallout games and I'm not poor.
>>344687738
Blue is clearly the best.
>>344689105
Fuck that, I'll probably get kidnapped by FuturisticHub and he'll make me his minecraft sex slave
Pick one
https://www.strawpoll.me/10724945
>>344698283
>Pick blue
>Enchant rings for stat boosts
>Get earrings for more enchant boosts
>Magical clothing to offset frailness
>Play pranks on people with spooky skeletonsProbably end up just playing video games anyways
>>344698283
green has no downsides because im a furry
blue can use magic to make its body great again
red has hella downsides
gay list
Half life is a mediocre series with a completely uninteresting plot and was pretty much confirmed dead already, red is the only sane choice.
>>344699401
>Three correct votes instantly
Good.
>>344691159
No fucking question I'd pick red
>>344690682
Blue because I doubt I'll make it another 10 years anyway.
>>344698283
Red is fucked because in a airtight room, you would see jack-shit.
Also no video games. Green does everything Red does.
Green is fucked because noone wants rabbies
Blue is the way to go. I already cant lift and I can become smarter then Mr.Blind and NigNog the Ape.
>>344699445
>green has no downsides because im a furry
i'd pick green the other ones look dumb
Any of those choices are shit and not worth to press. Great job OP.
>>344687738
Wow these are shit, green.
>>344687738
blue. also, obsidian is awful. they've never made a good game.
do you press it or not?
>>344699445
>Im a furry
>>344699737
not now but I'll keep it handy
>>344699578
Why not pick blue then manipulate everything into creating your waifu and then make it so you two end up together while you can also be a 9/10 with super alien technology?
Blue basically is the path to getting literally all the buttons at once.
>>344699737
>>344698283
blue is the only thing that's remotely useful in the modern world, so depending on how frail, either blue or none
>>344687738
If I have a choice of pressing none, I'll go with that.
>>344699738
>i hate furrys
>lemme post a picture of the most obnoxious anime fanbase thatll show him
hypocrit
>>344687738
Red, I don't give a shit about half life nor bloodborn.
>>344687738
Well, following my button press classes, you can actually half press a button, counting as a x0.5, so, easily i can half press Blue and Red button giving me a full button press and two effects.
Red
Half Life is overrated shit
>>344691159
Every single one is disgusting and terrible in their own way.
>>344699961
>the point of the image
>your head
then again, you are a furry so I cant expect anything smart from you
>>344699985
You just have to hold them both down for 12 hours.
>>344699445
>im a furry
>>344687738
Red is the rational choice, but fuck it. Mash that green button and laugh it up.
Red because the shitposting threads will be funny and more importantly it means everyone can finally just put HL3 behind them instead of desperately hoping for years to come.
>>344687738
I don't press any of them.
>>344700093
whatever, fursecutor
>>344694689
think of it this way, if someone pressed blue when the nes came out, consoles would still be in the snes era today and pc games would be stuck on that level of technology
>>344692505
>friends
>>344699835
not an option
>Every new game costs $80
Literally no downside in Canuckland
>>344688885
ANCHOR POST
>>344700356
like thats a bad thing
yiff in hell, animal molester
>>344688885
Mikazuki or Lila.
I prefer my women to have short hair.
>>344690682
green
>>344700752
Its nice to see you taking your homosexuality so natural.
>>344701005
90% of all women have long hair and they all look the same to me.
Sorry that I like it different, Captain Generic.
Dyke haircuts are a huge turn-off.Short Hair >>> Long Hair >>>>>>>>>> Power Gap >>>>>> Another Power Gap >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dyke Hair/Blue or Pink coloured long hair >>>> ANOTHER Power Gap >>> Blue or Pink coloured Dyke hair
http://www.strawpoll.me/10725068
>>344688885
does anyone know an anime equivalent for bernice or anchor?
>>344701409
>the space craft can become a small tsundere girl
Space craft!
>>344701409
I was going to refuse the options and get the spacecraft, but the tsundere girl made me refuse the spacecraft, too.
>>344701409
The Eternal.
>>344701295
>women with long hair all look the same
Yeah they all look like women, and not like some sort of sissy fuckboy.
>>344701963
because short hair = 2-3 cm long hair, am I right lads?!
Again, no fucking man/dyke cuts.
>>344701409
Tempted to pick the Explorer but the Eternal would let me do the same eventually. Only bad thing about Eternal is having to live for all eternity.
>>344687738
THE RED BUTTON OF COURSE
>every game costs 80 dollars now
I'm Australian so physical games are already $100+
Literally no downsides here.
>>344703112
you still will die by a spider/snake bite so..
>>344703242
don't forget drop bears
>>344698283
Blue, easy. I could just tech myself indestructible with a 260 IQ
Blue > Red > Green > Yellow
>>344688885
Biblio. She's cute and she looks sweet, respectful and ladylike.
Honorific mention for Mikazuki because of the anchor reminding me of my main.
>>344690682
I'd be packed and out if the house well before these faggots get to me
I pick green
red
it would save me having to buy a ps4 eventually, and half life is pretty shit to be honest with you family member
>>344687738
Blue. Blue anytime
>>344698283
>drink blue
>enchant stuff with fortify strength/endurance
>become a god
>>344701409
I pick eternal
then make myself look like this
Green because Bethesda can go suck a dick and the downside says nothing about pirating
>>344687738
Green. I can deal with paying a bit more for games, Bethesda's continued survival on the other hand is fucking shameful.
>>344690682
Green. I'm the fucking Thing, good luck trying to find me after I replace someone every couple of years.
>>344690682
Green obviously. Even if you get killed you will have lived probably the most extraordinary life in human history.
>>344692695
Pfft, red then I can buy a little girl for 100 bucks
>>344691159
Green because it's basically without flaws. You can even get the benefits of Red through waifubots.
>>344704361
That thing looks pretty cool. I love otherworldly monsters.
>>344691159
Yellow. I will save vidya and the internet.
>>344698283
Blue obviously
>on no I'm so frail
>better rely on my magical armor, my magically enhanced physical form, and my magical cock
>>344687738
green because the downside will inevitably happen
>>344691874
(You)
If the client is Steam, then yellow. Green is the best option if I wasn't a jew.
>>344701409
The Eternal. I will become the little girl and the world will bend to my whims.
>>344705208
Well that's not necessarily true. I mean, Green would basically be a nightmare if you're a Luddite of some sort, and given whatever fate awaits you, it's prettly likely one of your party during the adventure is going to die at some point, unless you're just that good.
>>344700045
You're disgusting and terrible in your own way.
>>344695390
But do you really know what's best for the world in order to guide it to that future? The ability to "cringe" anyway serves nobody any purpose in life. It only exists to make you enjoy things less. Congratulations.
>>344687738
Red is the only sensible choice
>>344687738
Blue button, everyone wins.
>>344690682
>everyone knows where you live and that you have green
>immediately change into someone else and leave
>nobody knows where you life or that you have green
Shitty downside.
>>344688885
>No one choosing Bleed for her amazing reach and poking Speed
ALRIGHTY THEN
>>344690682
Yellow, fuck anime or getting killed.
>>344691067
y-you are truly kind anon
Yellow
Fuck buyfags
>>344688885
Anchor.
>>344690682
Green because I can just change into a different person every now and then to disguise myself.
>>344691067
Th-thanks anon.
>>344687738
Green.
>Are PC gamers really desperate enough to press red?
>What's the point of all that power if games won't use it?
>I like having stuff local, thank-you-very-much. I don't like all this streaming shit they have now.
>>344687738
Yellow. I don't care about DRM unless its shit like Uplay or Securom
Easily red
>>344687738
red, pcs are already afforable, dont really play souls games but i also dont play half life
>>344690682
On one hand there's so much fun with green.
One the other hand the yellow button would make games more appealing so I wouldn't be here nearly as much.
Yellow is a better option, I could always move on to other forums.
>>344687738
>Red
>No loss no gain
>Blue
>No loss all gain
>Green
>Lots of loss some gain
>Yellow
>Some loss lots of gain
I'm going for blue.
Red. it isn't the best positive, but the negative already happened, so might as well.
>>344687738
Red, so I don't have to buy a overpriced toaster to play only one game. I have given up on Valve anyways.
>>344691159
The man behind the curtain.
I am become Moonman, slayer of Jews.
>>344687738
Every console generation already lasts 10+ years so i don't really mind 20.
Blue for sure.
>>344690682
Y E L L O W
Who wants to be a girl anyway?
They have cooties
>>344687738
blue because all i do is play dwarf fortress anyway
>>344687738
Green as that is already the reality in canada
>>344688885
BIBLIO
>>344691159
>Not having your waifu be real
fags
>>344698283
Green, not really a furry but being like bigby from the fable comics would be pretty cool.
>>344692695
Green in a heartbeat.
>>344710624
Lilly
>>344687738
None, they're all awful choices.
>>344688885
Anchor.
>>344690682
Yellow. Martyrdom for the greater good and all that.
>>344691159
tl;dr
>>344691995
Green, faggot. Don't even know what I'd do with a tenth of that money.
>>344692695
DEFINITELY green, faggot.
>>344698283
Blue
>>344699737
Not today.
>>344710624
Maie
>>344687738
the only button with downsides is yellow
i already pay $80 for new games
Come on bitches step it up.
>>344710624
Maie.
Green, cause I hate Bethesda and I'm not poor.
>>344710624
Vatryllal and Lilly are the only correct answers.
>>344711175
Not really into the premise but
>Ghost
>Top Hat
>Hypnosis/Magnetic Bones
>SPOOKY TOMB MOTHERFUCKER AW YISS
>Eh, Dracula I guess
>>344687738
GREEN. Obsidian getting those IP's, fucking hell what a world that'd be.
>>344711175
Fat skeleton
Top Hat
Magnetic bones
Spooky Tomb
Kelly Goldstein
