>there is only one female argonian I can marry
>she's old
W H Y
H
Y
>>344682249
At least you have a marriage option. There is no female khajiit for marriage in all of Skyrim.
Niggas need the original oblivion waifu
>>344682608
just be happy with what you have
>>344682608
because fuck khajiit dude no one wants a cat for a wife
>>344682249
>>344682608
Ever heard about mods? Or simply console commands?
Step up your shit man
>>344683058
>You have my friendship
>my friendship
>friendship
>tfw no qt bosmer to marry
>>344682608
But I am a khajiit
>>344683905
I know but I want an original qt 3.14
>>344683989
Now this here is the real problem.
>only high elf you can marry is a middle aged bitch
>you can't marry any of the qts from the college of winterhold
JUST
I'll care when they can make the races look more appealing than they are
>>344683989
good, they're disgusting savages
>>344684282
Who cares about the vanilla chicks. they are bland as fuck and all look like plastic.
Get the mod "bitchin wifes" or something from the nexus and marry one of those
>>344684481
>no male altmer to marry at all
I love that voice type, it isn't fair.
>>344684554
t. stupid smelly nord
>>344682249
Her bottom half definitely doesn't look right
>>344683897
>no one wants a cat for a wife
>>344682249
go download the oveena mod and shut up
>>344684930
Id marry a cat wife
>>344684930
>>344685006
cats are not suitable for marriage
only hatefucking
I can't believe how boring this game is.
The gameplay has practically no depth and the writing/quests are uninteresting.
>>344684282
I want a qt marriageable khaiit with unique voice acting and dialogue options.
>>344684930
I can't marry a drawing, Anon
>>344682249
>actually non ironically playing vanilla
Fucking hell m8, I've got like a 150 mods and my game both looks photorealistic and is actually fun to play.
I've hardly touched the main quest, too busy hunting and skinning some game while building campfires and getting my shit kicked in by random bandits since I'm only level 5.
>>344684750
>no mod that adds marriage dialogue for maleelfhaughty
That's the worst of it.
>>344684930
LITERAL SLUT
>>344685084
If it can walk and talk i disagree sir
>>344685198
why marry a cat when you can enslave it
>>344684930
She's not sad enough.
>>344685331
A cat wife would be better than a cat slave
>>344685487
What is your reasoning?
>>344685609
marrying a cat implies that they're equals. they're nothing more than fuzzy fucktoys and should not be given any higher privilege
>>344685827
A catslave will never love you.
>2016
>not fucking minerals
>>344684750
Well it's not the same but, Interesting NPCs mod has a male Altmer you can marry.
>>344682608
Khajiit are very flighty and self-centered. It's not surprising that not many really "marry," exactly. As Ahzirr Traajijazeri puts it:
>Life is short. If you have not made love recently, please, put down this book, and take care of that with all haste. Find a wanton lass or a frisky lad, or several, in whatever combination your wise loins direct, and do not under any circumstances play hard to get.
Khajiit are concerned about one person: their self. If pleasing another pleases them, they'll do it. They don't even really serve the Mane as a leader or believe in governments or standing armies. They simply mobilize in numbers out of a sense of entitlement to protect what's theirs.
I think it was mainly a case of Bethesda being shits and obsessing over humans and high elves yet again (just like they'll do in the next game), but taking a Khajiit as an exclusive mate is probably more difficult than with any other race. Then again, having sex with them at all may be fairly easy.
>>344685928
you say that like its a bad thing
>>344686061
They're cats. They're high maintenence and aloof, but they will settle down for the right person. It's not easy keeping one pleased but some people like the challenge and rewards.
Recommend me obscure mods, /v/. Lewd and otherwise.
>>344686923
Obscure? I have no fucking idea what is and isn't but try this one.
Lost Grimoire
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/60796/?
>>344686923
More salt, please
That's literally the name of the mod. And it does exactly what it sounds like.
>>344686092
You're a horrible person and god has forsaken you.
>>344687547
I use it and it feels like there's almost too much salt.
Almost.
>>344687678
I use survival / needs mods, and cooking uses up a lot of salt.
>>344688030
Makes sense to me.
>>344683580
UPDATE
WHEN
>>344688030
One of my survival mods allows me to get salt from seawater. No need for more salt here. And getting it is far more immersive.
>>344688814
Every time you ask, Kaz adds another vacation day to his calendar.
>>344689501
Only 3 more months before it's a full year without updates.
>>344685097
SOURCE PLEASE
>>344689689
>signature right there
Get outta here nigger.
>tfw I decided to remod my skyrim last night
>tfw it put me over the 255 limit so now I have to learn how to make a merged patch
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>344686923
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/53938/?
:o3
>>344690031
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>344690031
ree
>>344683058
>not Dar-Ma
Get the fuck outta here
>>344690031
>tfw had this on my old save
>>344690031
>Redguards Khajiit
>Orcs Khajiit
>Dark elves Khajiit
>>344690031
>>344690924
I guess it would make more sense to use the tropical skyrim mod for that
Why is human male on female anthro the best?
>>344690031
This would be amusing to trick someone to use.
>>344691048
>female
>the best
bara is the only way famalam
>>344691163
>bara
HAH
FAGGOT
>>344691163
Eww. Gay.
>>344691198
>>344691245
its not gay if he's not human
>>344691348
>sucking animal dicks
>not gay
>>344691348
No, you're right. It's even gayer than if it was a human.
I will never understand the appeal of lizard pussy
>>344691163
>being a barafag
>>344683058
>Seed neeus
More like seed needus if you know what im saying.
>>344691741
You should try cripplechan's /zoo/ board if you need to see the appeal
>>344691741
That's because you aren't a disgusting scaly.
>>344691953
no nigga no
>>344691163
>>344691348
STOP POSTING
>>344692000
why not :^)
>>344691953
anon no
>>344691163
I hope you die in a way that is ironic and humorous.
>>344692324
>Not liking bara
You aren't even alive
>>344692616
At least I'll last longer than you when ISIS take over.
>>344692616
You know I think most people on this site overreact about furfags "ruining," threads but I have seen enough threads taken over by barafags to know you're cancer.
>>344689979
If only Gamebryo wasn't such shit.
>>344690031
kek
>furfaggots
>>>/trash/
psst anon you want the good stuff?
>>344692868
Calm down Nintendo dude, I bought Star Fox
>>344692868
my dick doesn't know when to stop
like this >>344692974
>>344691163
>not liking both
Just change her in the console command settings to be able to marry them
bara is TRASH!
TRASH!
>>344692974
DOMESTICATED!
>>344682249
>skyrim
>vanilla
>console
kill yourself m8
>>344692974
Holy shit.
I'm no furfag, but it makes infinitely more sense than, say, foot fetishes. If you'd fuck one of those green Star Trek girls, you're already a little down that path IMO.
Just don't talk about your "fursona" or how "fursecuted" you are.
>>344692974
goddamn cheetahs, if they weren't nearly dead they'd make surprisingly good pets
>>344684930
I would marry her in a heartbeat.
>>344693528
I'm fursocutilated.
>at faggot bf's house
>only has skyrim legendary edition for ps3
>tfw literally crying because the screen is tearing and I can literally count all the frames on my hands and feet
>tfw no mods either
>>344694254
There is no screen tearing in the ps3 version though
>>344690746
Shit, why not both?
>>344686092
you sound like you live a sad and miserable life, i pity you lowly creature
>>344695335
>>344690746
>>344683058
>>344691793
hist pls go
>>344695746
Reminder that during the oblivion crisis the hist powered the mad as fuck argonians up so much they pushed back the daedra and fucking invaded the planes of oblivion.
Yeah fuck that. All I wanted was this niggas cock right here. The voice always gets me.
I need to get a fucking life though, getting turned on by all these fictional Imperials, wood elves, lizards and cats. It's terrible.
>>344694254
Sure you weren't crying because your asshole was tearing?
>>344696383
Oh yeah lol
>>344691793
>>344691163
your death will please allah
>>344688814
fucking never
>>344697391
RIP Kaz
Probably got self-sauteed again.
>>344697919
merchandise was a mistake
>>344694254
fuckin gay
give me a reason not to reinstall skyrim and all my sex mods.
please
>>344700341
No.
>>344693738
Enjoy your hotdog-in-a-hallway roastie you cuck
>>344700475
anon please have mercy
>>344700882
AHHAHA
>>344691793
9/10 post anon
>>344700341
Why wouldn't you reinstall Skyrim with sex mods? It's a porn game that receives regular updates at the cost of time and frustration trying to keep it stable.
>>344700882
don't do it man
I started re-modding last night and I'm still doing it.
aaaaaaa
>>344691793
I don't know what you're saying. Please explain
>>344701104
she needus his seed.
>>344702568
needus-his-seedus
>>344702637
That's pretty fucking sexist dude.
>>344702750
He's her special friend, after all.
>>344690083
>>344689979
>>344690083
>there will never be a black marsh expansion
I just want to wear a loincloth and stab niggas in the chest with my spear
>>344691458
>sucking a male's dick
Ftfy
>>344684552
>I'll care when they can make the races look more appealing than they are
The only way to do that is to make them more human looking, which brings the series back to elves just being humans with pointy ears and different stats.
>>344702937
yes, that is exactly how I feel
>>344692974
This does things to my dick that I didn't think were possible
>>344684552
Eh, mostly everyone but Altmer and Argonians looks okay. Plus there's a pretty decent face mod for Oblivion that makes everyone appealing.
>>344692974
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE U DOIN?!
>letting a killing machine pin you to the ground
FUCKING MADMEN
>>344685120
>>actually non ironically playing vanilla
I did, when I first bought it. Vanilla is ok, until you've done everything once and the bugthesda problems get on your nerves.
>>344701081
Are there any with lots of story in them?
I don't need specific recommendations, but are they still just "go fuck NPCs for a while" type things?
>>344702875
That's Ahnassi my friend
>>344703148
Im playing skyrim again, but this time is a cheat (magic) run and with only 2 mods, a 4k texture pack and no 100 limit for followers.
Rising an army of pussy to do all the battles for me, i just finnished dawnguard, and im about to do the empire quest line.
>>344703545You can fuck your way to arch-mage.
http://www.loverslab.com/topic/30038-college-days-winterhold-sexlab-edition/
>>344683897
>Not wanting a gypsy Khajiit girlfriend who secretly bellydances for you.
Shit taste buddy.
>>344692974
_ ____ __ ____ ____ _______
F
>>344682249
>she's old
Shut the fuck up, Shahvee is best girl
