OH NO! There's a boss monster in the way, and he's looking for a fight!
Help the stickman get past him, /v/!
rape him
>>344673815
CastFIST
Don't pick on him.
>>344675543
You cast FIST
ACTIVATE MY STANDO, THE HIEROPHANT GREEN
BUT DON'T ATTACK, JUST STAND THERE MENACINGLY
Become the monster's wife
remember the basics of cqc
drop that one plot-critical item that you can't win the game without
Kick him in the nuts, but then it turns out the monster is a girl and gets embarrassed.
>>344677587
Scan monster
>>344677832
I activate my stand
THE POT OF GREED
only
I forgot what it does again
I pull out my +15 Claymore of the great dark fire of the chaos emmisary of rape and proceed to do a total of 666 damage
>>344678018
You drop the GRAIL OF MEMORIESnext 6 that replies will decide
Attack his eye for a critical hit with your magical dildo
>>344678478
Shatter the grail of memories to release the truth
>>344678478
GET IT BACK
>>344678478
Dodge roll in circles around him
>>344678478
Roll for Intimidation
>>344678478
"The grail flies through the monster and hits hideo kojima in the eyes, blinding him. The rest of the story is Kojima learning to code new MGS games through telepathically speaking to people on /v/ "
>>344678676
You get back the GRAIL OF MEMORIES
next 8 will decide
>>344679224
Buy hats and equip them
>>344679224
you mega evolve into mega stickman
>>344673815
>>/qst/
>>344679224
>I pull out my +15 Claymore of the great dark fire of the chaos emmisary of rape and proceed to do a total of 666 damage
>>344679224
Use gun
I'm not op but here just for fun
>>344679224
Summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon
Attack position
>>344679224
throw away the grail of memories
>>344679224
drop it again
>>344679224
summon jew
>>344679224
kys
>>344679224
cast invisibility
>>344679224
eat the grail
>>344679224
install gentoo
>>344679224
Teleport behind him, unsheath your katana, and say "heh. nothin personnel kid" before entering Ripper Mode and cutting him into a million pieces
Negotiate
>>344679224
Poke the eye for massive damage.
>>344679224
Cry. Because this is a hopeless situation.
>>344679224
Shoot slingshot @ eye
>>344679224
open dialogue menu and choose sarcastic
>>344679224
summon your stand, killer queen
>>344679224
go home
>>344679625
Rolling for this.
>>344679224
Call him a nigger
>>344679224
just, like, walk to the right ?
>>344679224
ZANDATSU!
>>344679224
Drink from the grail
>>344679224
use the grail to remember your sister the monster killed
>>344679224
Drop the Grail of Memories
>>344679224
Cast hypnosis
>>344679224
Become the monster's sex toy
>>344679224
THROW THE HOLY GRAIL AT HIS HORN
>>344679224
activate my STANDO, HIEROPHANT GRENU
and stand there MENACINGLY
>>344679224
Give the monster the grail so that it gets youe memories
>>344679224
drink from the grail
>>344679658
you summon 「 KILLER QUEEN」
next 3 will decide
>>344679658
fuck you, you dont count dickface
>>344679224
Summon a sword and stab him
>>344679850
You really want this dont you buddy
>>344679224
Start a business with the monster selling magic dildos
>>344679918
Unsommon the Queen.
>>344679918
Play Mahjong 3-way
>>344679224
ACTIVATE POT OF GREED
>>344679918
Toss the grail and make it explode.
>>344679918
touch the monster and turn it into a bomb
make it explode
then yell "YATTA ZE" as it explodes behind you
>>344679918
fuck killer queen
>>344679918
USE 「BITES THE DUST」
>>344679918
BITE ZA DUSTO
>>344679224
Power up...you feel your ki rising...you have ascended to Super-Hero
>>344679918
BITES ZA DUSTO
>>344679918
activate fusion attack
>>344679918
SHEER HARTO ATTACKU
>>344679918
Scan killer queen
>>344679985
There are many more things you can do 3 way, besides mahjong.
>>344680013
oh fuck
>>344679918
have sex with the queen
>>344680013
>>344679918
>>344680013
you use 「 BITES THE DUST」and go back in time
next 9 will decide
Turn off the lights
>>344680272
turn the monster into a bomb
>>344680272
Dio appears
>>344680272
SHEER HEART ATTACK
>>344680272
Befriend it.
>>344680272
You grow weary of these lame ass graphics.Take off the VR Headset, Gamestop Princess.
>>344680272
look for a guide online
>>344680272
DIO appears and ZA WARUDOS everyone
>>344680272
*Unzips Dick*
>>344680272
turn the grail into a bomb and throw it at him
>>344680272
Deal 500 points worth of damage by finger counting
>>344680272
Put the monster upside down.
>>344680272
cast Firaga on the monster
>>344680272
use your bros attack
>>344680272
Masturbate furiously in an effort to create a sticky trap for the monster
>>344680272
Have a threesome
>>344680272
Bite the dust literally.
>>344680272
~
kill "big monster boss"
>>344680272
unsummon your stand because jojo's for fags
>>344680272
Kill it
>>344679224
become the very thing you were fighting
>>344680349
Ohhhh shit
>>344680349
oh boy here we go
RIP
AND
T E A R
>>344680349
Wew lad
>>344680349
you unzip your dick
next 0 will decide
>>344680509
「SHEER HEART ATTACK」
>>344680509
FUCK THE MONSTRO
>>344680509
Cast hypnosis
>>344680509
Seduce monster
>>344680272
Kill self
>>344680509
Make sweet love to the monster
>>344680509
His mom was a crab. Attack his weak spotAnusfor massive damage.
Use dick as weapon, the foot long schlong of doom.
>>344680509
DICK CASTS ULTIMA
>>344680509
detach your dick and have killer queen turn it into a bomb
throw it into the monster's eye
>>344680509
Fuck the thing floating next to you, Motivate it to kill the boss for you
>>344680509
Cum on the monster's eye
>>344680509
Fuck the gost lady and get her pregnant.
>>344680509
Attack eye with dick for massive damage.
SHEER HEART ATTACK
>>344680509
Play a better game.
>>344680509
*unzip queen dicku*
>>344680509
Fuck the monster
>>344680509
zip your pants back up, and drink from the grail
>>344680509
denounce the monster in the name of justice, while doing a cool pose
>>344680509
Throw master ball.
>>344680509
SHEER
HEARTO
ATTACKU
>>344680509
come in the monster's eye
>>344680509
Freakazoid is inside
>>344680509
Throw a pokeball at it
>>344680509
dick turns out to be the true final boss
>>344680620
oh shit
>>344680620
Oh boy, here we go.
>>344680620
>>344680349
>>344680620
Are you kidding me
>>344680620
NANIIIIIIII?
>>344680509
Summon 「King Crimson」
>>344680509
Lick monster's eyeball
>>344680620
What the fuuuuuuck
>>344680620
Hohohoho
>>344680620
IT BEGINS
>>344680620
everything started out so well, and now its going so poorly
>>344680620
Monster (male)
>>344680620
You try to put your unzipped dick into the monster, but it attacks you instead.
next 4 will decide
>>344680965
Take off the VR Goggles.
>>344680965
AMBUSH!
EVISCERATE!
VANISH!
>>344680965
you put your fucking pants back on, and drink from the grail
>>344680965
Reset this twisted game
>>344680965
Get brutally fucked by the monster
>>344680965
TRY HARDER YOU FUCKING COWARD!
>>344680965
SHEERU HARTO ATTAKU
>>344680965
Rest to recover your wounds
>>344680965
Let it rape you
>>344680965
Use stealth to sneak attack with penis up the butt.
>>344680965
Reveal you are the monster
>>344680965
Start charging a final flash
>>344680965
Forge onward through the assault and attempt to rape the monster.
>>344680965
Rape him
>>344680965
Determine an alternate route
>>344681054
FUCK
>>344681054
>>344681063
Double this
>>344681054
God damn finally
>>344680965
use your mad dick maneuvering skillz to penetrate from behind
>>344681054
>More Jojo shit
Fine, whatever. Not like I want an interesting thread or anything.
>>344680965
Use [KAMEHAMEHA]
>>344680965
Ah, I see, we have to injure the monster, and while it's vulnerable, we rape it
Punch the monster in the eye
>>344680965
Cut one of your legs
>>344681054
IT BEGINS
>>344680965
Use: "semen shot" attack using unzipped dick
>>344680965
"Omae wa mo shindeiru"
>>344681146
no one cares what you want you entitled faggot
>>344681262
But since monster is unreachable, you must use masturbation to charge semen shot first.
>>344681349
I dont even know what that means. Im guessing Op wont either and ignore it.
>>344681054
You unleash 「SHEER HEART ATTACK 」on the monster
next 7 will decide
>>344681429
It's one of killer queen attacks so if OP knew what killer queen is then he will probably know that aswell
>>344681510
polymorph it into a 10/10 demon grill
>>344681510
will the monster ever do something?
>>344681510
Attempt to rape monster again.
>>344681510
Wear a sexy skirt
>>344681510
BAITSU DASUTO
>>344681510
Watch anime
>>344681510
use sheer heart attack 4 more times
>>344681510
Power up the bass cannon
>>34468151
zip dick back up
>>344681510
The monster calls for backup.
>>344681510
Start charging a final flash
>>344681510
mock the monster for it's lack of depth perception
>>344681510
VR goggles, take them off and see the real world again.
>>344681510
ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau
>>344681510
kiss him
>>344681597
Lmao
>>344681597
>>344681429
Retard
>>344680272
>>344681510
>>344681597
rip
>>344681510
Rape its giant eye.
>>344681597
Welp, we're done here. Time to fuck the summon.
>>344681510
Invite him to a nice restaurant
>>344681510
how the fuck did the boss regain hp you fucking cheater kys
>>344681597
BAKANA
>>344681598
This
>>344681510
while the boss is staggered, plunge into its ass with *unzipped Dick* yelling a war cry and giving him the crazy eyeball
>>344681597
Over it even began
>>344681597
THREAD OVER EVERYBODY LEAVE
>>344681710
BTD caused us to go back in time before we punched it, dumb ass.
>>344681597
W E W L A D
>>344681545
I'm sorry i don't speak autistic weeb.
>>344681349
Imagine being this assblasted about something. have a (you) to ease your troubled mind
So, how accurate would it be to assume that average anon in a fight would try to use his dick and fail and then start using anime moves?
>>344681916
you literally have to type "killer queen sheer heart attack" on google
its not that hard you fucking nigger
>>344681916
you don't speak english? well that's too bad
>>344682015
100% accurate, didn't you read the thread?
>>344681597
>>344682015
just summed up my love life mate.
>>344682015
thats like the premise of jjba
>>344681597
You try to use 「SHEER HEART ATTACK 」four more times, but the effects of 「 BITES THE DUST」have returned.
A new boss monster appears!
next 5 will decide
>>344682128
I can't imagine any series of events in my life that would make my life suck enough to want to do that.
>>344682228
FUCK THE SUMMON
>>344682228
artificial difficulty
turn off shitty game
>>344682142
AGENDA!
>>344682228
Ascend to become a great one
>>344682228
touch the summons butt
>>344682228
Ask your summon for help
>>344682228
try to understand why they fuck they don't attack by asking politely why
>>344682228
summon someone
>>344682228
ACTIVATE IT
>>344682228
Seduce the second boss, making the first one jealous
>>344682228
TIME TO GO WITH JOSEPH NOW!
HAMON OBADRAIVU
>>344682228
CALL! GESPENST!
>>344682228
Blow yourself up with killer queen
>>344682228
Use Sheer Heart Attack 7 times
>>344682228
Zandatsu his legs
>>344682228
Make the monster unbeatable with unlimited HP
>>344682228
use sheer heart attack until it dies
>>344682228
Take its horns and wear them yourself
>>344682228
Use some fucked up super steroids you found and turn into a Shoggoth with epic muscles.
>>344682228
try to polymorph it into a cute demon grill again
>>344682345
N-NANI?!
>>344682325
That's what we've been doing this entire time.
>>344682325
That's not how stands work. That's literally talking to yourself.
>>344682325
Oh fuck off
>>344682228
Holla holla get dolla
>>344682228
Challenge the monster to a Space Jam
>>344682228
*teleports behind Boss* and impales with *unzipped Dick*
>>344682325
>this retard gets a 5
>>344682414
Bs, some stands can talk
>>344679224
I eat it
>>344682325
>he doesn't watch anime
>>344682347
dont do it
he will stop time and be jotaro
and he will do the ora ora thing
>>344682485
>this autist gets a five
>>344682516
>anime
>Use Deshell
>Use Imperil
>Nektar of the Gods
>Elementa Lv.* x4
>Win
>>344682575
>and that one too
>>344682575
what the fuck is happening
>>344682250
now you are trying way too hard to fit in
