Children were a mistake
http://www.videogamer.com/pc/five_nights_at_freddys/news/five_nights_at_freddys_fans_hound_freddies_pizzeria_with_up_to_200_calls_an_hour.html
Surely they can make a profit out of this.
facebook/twitter/youtube was a mistake
>>344650327
>Those autistic callers in the video
>>344650327
>not playing into it and profiting from it
Stupid owner.
>>344650429
Do you always think like a jew?
>>344650957
How would you profit off children calling from all over the country?
>>344651045
>jew
He's thinking like an opportunistic businessman.
I'd to the exact same thing and profit off all those autists visiting the pizzeria.
the internet was a mistake
video games were a mistake
>>344650957
If I remember correctly there was another pizzeria that got harassed by FNAF fans for some reason.
They decided to roll with it and introduce "the Fazbear Special."
>>344651263
>Visiting
It's a bunch of kids calling from across the country, the little shits are clogging up the lines for actual customers.
>>344650327
bunch of stupid fucking autistic fucks
>>344651296
The universe was a mistake.
Someone needs to shut this shit down.
>I think it would be nice if the game just stops being produced.
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>>344651342
Kids love pizza. Kids love FNAF.
Kids love whining until they get what they want.
Parents hate whiny kids.
It's the perfect opportunity.
>>344651668
the parents won't cross the fucking country for a pizza
how dumb are you
>>344650327
This pisses me off to no end, this gaggle of over developed sperm and broken condoms are possibly ruining a business because their parents forgot to staple their booger stained to the fucking floor
These cunts aren't spending money or buying pizza, they're clogging up the line with their stupid fucking memes and making them lose potential business.
Running a restaurant is fucking hard enough without ankle biting shit sacks ruining your fucking day with their incessant annoying calls.
These parents need to beat their children and take their phones away and learn how to fucking raise a child
>>344651741
What if the pizza is really good?
>>344651668
No one is traveling from Montana to New Jersey for a pizza
>>344650327
>Guy makes a game full of jump scares to get youtubers to play it and get free money
>Autistic fans come up with """"Lore"""" For the game
>Guy just rolls with it to get more money
Why are people so retarded.
>>344651741
I never said cross the country, I'm sure there are plenty of annoying children in Long Branch and outlying areas.
Honestly, you don't know the first thing about business, and you call me retarded?
children are the worst. I used to be a child once, so I can tell you first hand that they are absolute shite.
>>344652002
The majority of the calls are not from the New Jersey area. Even if they did try to embrace it, it would do more harm than good as even more children would be calling them from out of state. You have no fucking business sense
>>344651742
Anon, while it sucks for this business, the calls will eventually be lessen. There just children man, do you understand what the hell you just wrote? Get off your fucking high horse, you were once a child too(or properly still are you fucking edgy preteen).
>>344652002
lmao shut up retard watch that video again
>>344652094
>Story gets out
>Investors want in on this
>Franchise opportunities for days
Honestly, why do you even try? Though keep going, your lack of basic business knowledge will be an endless source of amusement.
>>344652220
Not every business is interested in building an empire. The dude just wanna run his pizzeria.
>>344652203
Are you one of the ones who called this establishment, young man? I'd like to ask a few questions if I can get your parents' permission. We may be able to get a Freddie's Pizza set up in your area! Won't that be exciting?
>>344652331
An expected response from such a small thinking peon.
Not any worse than prankcalling. You're telling me none of you ever did that?
>>344652175
t. faggot who lives with him mom and hasn't worked a day in his life.
Go choke on MatPat's dick you underaged fnaf fuckboy.
Meme games were a mistake
>>344652175
Not him but he is totally right, the parents sitting around with their thumbs up their arses and letting their kids do this shit is the root of the problem. If I did that as a kid i'd get the shit kicked out of me for it.
So fuck you and stop enabling shitty parents.
>>344652220
Are you retarded? No one is going to invest or try to franchise Freddie's Pizzeria from NJ. They're going to contact the creator of the game and get a licensing agreement so that they can create an official Freddy Faz Bear's Pizzeria
>>344652347
>buying property of renting a shop somewhere else
>going through the trouble of paying for the whole set up
>hiring people
>and when you did all that
>oh wait the hype is dead nobody cares anymore
>>344652424
Maybe you should rename that bait shop you're running to Freddie's
>>344652505
video games period were a mistake
>>344652175
Spoken like a true little daycare savage.
>>344650327
>The name Freddy has never existed prior to Fight Nights at Freddies
Every time this shit happens it still disappoints me.
>there are """people""" ITT who play/watch these """games"""
>>344652470
I couldn't give a shit about this game or anything like it but it sounds to me that your a child mentally. Oh man, having to deal with shitty costumer, boo fucking who. Life's fucking tough. If you actually had experience with people and children, you know kids look up to this shit. It means a lot to them but here you, ironically a man child, can't even understand that. I'm not saying that the kids should do this, they should stop, but to say their parents should beat them means you have not an bit of empathy. Get out of your fucking basement you cunt.
>>344652509
Listen, I was beaten as a kid. We all probably were. It's not the way to do shit. It fucks with their development.
>>344653018
>Listen, I was beaten as a kid. We all probably were. It's not the way to do shit. It fucks with their development.
It is the way to do shit.
>>344650327
>guy just wants to run his pizza place
>starts getting hundreds of calls an hour from little shitters thinking they're master detectives
>he's probably losing revenue trying to sift through legit customers
Holy hell this agitates me. Why are so many parents even letting their kids call a pizza place in a different state?
>>344653672
they have cellphones my dude
are you 30 are something?
>>344653672
>Probably losing
He most definitely is. Dude needs to get a lawyer and find out if he can capitalize on this by saying he's related somehow.
>>344653672
Kurisu a cute!
A CUTE!
Steins;gate 0 when?!
>>344653018
They aren't customers you idiot, these people have to deal with stupid ass kids because their shitty parents are too retarded to look after them.
I understand it perfectly fine, doesn't make it okay. I've worked at daycares, restaurants, call centers, just because they're kids doesn't mean it's okay to be little cunts.
Just because you were beaten and raped as a kid doesn't mean anybody cares that you're an over defensive piece of shit white knighting for brats who are clearly in the wrong.
How about you move out and get some actual work experience before pretending like you're all high and mighty and better than everybody else because you think you're the only one who's had a tough life.
>>344653672
>probably
He is for sure, they probably end up missing calls because they're answering the kids. Plus answering all those calls must wear them down mentally, juggling actual customers and children sounds like a hassle.
>>344653962
Even if they have cell phones there should be at least a little bit of parental supervision going on, especially if their kid is calling pizza places in different states over a video game.
>>344654529
A fuckton of kids have the TV or now the computer instead of parental time and education.
People have kids and are too lazy to take care of them properly. What a wonderful world.
>>344654529
Or, you know, not let their kids play FNAF.
>>344654665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQP3bsv600s
>>344651303
And I'm sure that all it did was attract obnoxious Game theorists to scare away the regular clinets.
It's not even fucking spelled the same way.
Pure autism.
>>344655452
You're just jealous because you didn't meet the pope!
>>344654454
I wouldn't be surprised if it runs him out of business.
It's family owned and not a big franchise, hundreds of calls an hour is way more than what they can handle unless they only answer calls within the state.
>>344652220
>putting franchise level money into marketing a barely two year old ga me series made by one dude
>Scott cawthan not taking all the money if it did happen
>Chuck E Cheese not IMMEDIATELY suing for copyright infringement
>>344655623
?
>>344655643
>family owned
Those are always the best places to go, I really hope it doesn't.
If it does maybe Scott will feel like a douche and give him money to start up again.
Having your business ruined by kids sounds like a fresh hell
>>344655643
>unless they only answer calls within the state
It's possible to blacklist all calls outside your area code. They've probably arranged this already.
I wonder how scott feels right now. Sure, he's riding out the autism wave until he can't get any more money out of it, but the fact that the "fans" of his "games" are straight up ruining the lives of other people because their name happens to be Freddie must put some serious guilt on him. It isn't scott's fault that this is happening, yeah, but all the stupid little shits are pretty much his creation.
>>344656398
How does he even feel about anything?
>>344653018
>Listen, I was beaten as a kid. We all probably were. It's not the way to do shit. It fucks with their development.
Sounds like you weren't beat enough
