>lose literally 38 games in a row
thanks Blizzard, really fair matchmaking system you got here
you are the common thread in that sample.
consider the possibility that you are shit.
>>344637456
Then why do I always have at least 2 golds?
>>344637401
>>>/r9k/
Stupid frogposter
you're so incredibly shit that even statistics cant help you
lmao git-fucking-gud
>>344637456
>dotards have been living this hell for over a decade
>now everyone can know the self loathing hell that is a game built around ranked matchmaking
it's like gambling addiction imo, a special kind of greed except what you hunger for is virtual good boy points
>win game
>I'm such a god of videogames
>lose game
>awful team why am I playing again tryhard competitive cheaters forced 50-50 fucking matchmaking
OP is literally retarded. He must have autisim or something if he literally can't win games in a non-skill based shooter.
seriously anon i play ranked and try to lose on purpose and even i accidentally win more often than that.
you're just pure trash
>>344637401
If this isn't bait I would suggest getting into a new game.
If this is bait howeverFUCK YOU
What does losing games in Overwatch feel so much worse than losing games in other vidya?
>>344638741
Because it's a team effort, when someone doesn't do their part and you get stomped by the other team, you feel bad because you couldn't play your best because of your lack of skill and your lack of a good team.
>>344638741
Because no matter how hard you try, you can't control whether one of your teammates is a dank 420 bongscoper that doesn't understand teamwork.
>>344637401
Get gud, the game dosen't have a high skill celling, but you can find a way without cheating.
>>344637401
>be level 15
>gets matched up with level 70 and above
>>344637401
>It's a "I'm a perfect god player but I can't carry my team whom are always retards who can't play" thread
If only people would learn to stay on the objective.
>>344640816
>be level 5
>get matched up with level 100+
That's more like it.
>>344640816
>>344640964
how did they actually think this was okay?
Im level 40ish and Ive been matched against teams where every player has at least one prestige, mostly 2
>>344637401
How about yougit gud
>>344637483
>>344637668
How many golds you get is actually completely irrelevant, especially if you're the only healer and therefore guaranteed to get at least one. You can get 4 golds super easy as Lucio by just jumping around the objective and randomly spraying your shots because of how the game tracks kills.
>>344637773
Total opposite for me
> Lose game
> God I'm fucking shit I should just hang myself
> Win game
> Eh, I got carried. That reinhardt/lucio/76/whatever was doing all the work
>>344637483
Medals don't mean shit, son.
>Playing Lucio in ranked without a party
There's your problem OP, he's great if you have a pre made, but solo queuing you need to play someone who you can can carry your team with
>>344637773
>mfw get gold on damage dealt, eliminations, and objective time as fucking Mei, and practically carry the team to victory.
>play of the game goes to a genji who managed to get few lucky kills with his dragon blade at one point, and did fuck all the rest of the match.
>don't even get any votes at the end.
>>344641641
>Caring about PotG or the shitty votes
>Plays Mei
Just end your pathetic life.
>>344641641
>Caring about votes
>Playing Mei
As expected.
>>344641735
Being recognized for your efforts towards victory is always nice m8.
Also, Mei is bae.
I love playing as her, she can be so god damn annoying to the enemy team.
>>344640932
The objective? Why would anyone want to go there when there's a Genji or Tracer to go play chasies with all the way over here?
The thing about supports is that your job is so basic and easy even in games where you get stomped you probably did your role reasonably well, so when you lose it feels like it must be everyone elses fault. This is why there exists so many stuck up healsluts who never stop complaining about everyone else. They cant be the problem cause they have such an easy role its impossible to fuck it up.
>try to git gud with Genji cause I am a giant faggot
>Lose 5 games in a row
>Take full responsibility for each loss
>Accept my fate and switch back to Papa76
>Kick ass and win 3 games in a row
>Quit playing and wonder why I ever switched in the first place
>>344637401
>lose 38 games in a row
>be the only common factor in all those failures
>don't even consider he might be the problem himself
>blames the matchmaking instead of gitting gud
Eternal scrub detected. Might as well kill yourself now, it's never going to get any better.
>>344641865
Seriously though, most of the time I play Mercy and I try to fly in to heal some guys in trouble I get slaughtered (along with them) since they didn't consider positioning whatsoever, standing the worst possible spot where they were prime targets for a gang rape by the enemy.
Then I think to myself to just keep pocketing that Pharah next time.
>>344637671
Dota's matchmaking system is 10x better than Overwatch's. At least a positive winrate in ranked there means you're climbing up in MMR, whereas in Overwatch you could have a 60% winrate but decreasing in levels.
>>344637401
Reminder: people who complain about Overwatch play it on consoles.
>>344637505
>>344640710
>>344641214
Holy shit
There he goes again
He said it once again!
Isn't he just the funniest, coolest guy around?
Git gud! Git gud! Git gud! X--DDD oh man am I fucking champion for telling someone they're bad at a videogame
Oh boy I'm gunna tell my Skype group about this one after we finish watching My Little Pony
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU LITTLE NIGGER
GIT GUD IS LITERALLY "I HAVE NOTHING MEANINGFUL TO SAY BUT I WANT TO APPEAR AS IF I AM PROFICIENT AT SOMETHING IN MY LIFE SO I PUT DOWN OTHER PEOPLE TO MAKE IT SEEM THAT WAY"
Kill your self FAGGOT
>>344642249
>achievement unlocked: brain damage
Keep doing it, and you maybe reach the heart attack achievement.
>>344642249
Stale pasta senpai.
Git gud and get better pasta.
>Win a few matchez
>Not enough players searching for new blah blah
>Game found
>Enemy team are all level 100 - 200
>My team are all 33 and under (me being 33)
Wellp. Thanks blitz.
>>344642249
But in this case your copypasta doesnt apply.
Git gud is overused when people try to deflect any argument about a games design with "LEL GIT GUD JUST ADAPT XDDD".
But in this case OP is complaining about loosing too much in a competitive videogame, git gud applies to that in full force without being a shitpost.
>>344637401
>38 loses in a row
>tfw you lose two games
>quit for an hour
>>344642187
t. widowmaker & mccree main
>Be level 92
>Get paired with level 10-
Fuck you Blizzard
The sentiment for Overwatch on this board is 90% negative. Why do you people still play?
>>344642067
Then don't fly to them? Jesus you're fucking stupid.
>>344642184
Too bad Dota 2 uses a forced 50% winrate then so no one can climb unless you carry the fuck out of your retarded teammates
>>344642412
>Playing with level <20 friends
>We get paired with level >100 constantly
Every time it happens we just stack six S76 and stomp through the whole game since you have to be brain-damaged not to be good with it. Fuck this balance.
>>344642348
You saved my owl picture!!!!!
>>344641930
you paid 40 bucks for all the heroes, not to win.
>>344637401
>I suck at video games
>better come up with a scapegoat
>I'LL BLAME THE DEVS!
>>344640816
Maybe don't buy the game 2 months after everyone else then?
>>344643039
>my owl picture
>my picture
>random image on google
>my
>>344643014
It's easier to carry in Dota 2 than in Overwatch.
But to be honest, most matchmaking systems are abhorrent for the solo-queuing player.
>>344643039
Who?
>>344637401
>playing blizzard games in 2016
>accidentally ice-walled our path to the objective during overtime and we lost.
thanks Blizzard, really fair matchmaking system you got here
>>344643413
>plays mei
>doesnt know how to cancel ice wall
>cries about
Mei is on the same level as hanzo, genji and senyatta where i never want them on my team because theyre garbage
>>344643413
Just press E dumbo
>>344642067
>Teammate jump off a cliff
>I must also jump off a cliff!
>Die
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW how was I supposed to know that would kill me?!
>FUCKING RETARD TEAM
>tfw got quick play MMR so high that it sticks me with a 2 minute queue and everyone on each team is either skill rating mid-60's to high-70's or are unrated with a really low level(making it a balance game for them).
Honestly it's really fucking annoying. It makes the team either way too good(meaning it's a full on roll with little to nothing to do), or you're stuck with 1-2 completely useless people against an actually competent team that will have 2 people in your backlines 24/7 trying to pick off fresh spawns.
Occasionally there's some actually really balanced high-tier gameplay but it's a rarity.
>>344643298
I carried like 7 accounts to 5k in dota2.
The 50% thing is an excuse from shitty players.
>>344641387
>literally 5 gold as 76
>lose hard and get stomped
>around 1/3 games like that when I play 76 even though team goes tank and heals and insist we need damage
>>344637773
>>lose game
>>awful team why am I playing again tryhard competitive cheaters forced 50-50 fucking matchmaking
I don't like to think like that but some times people just do way too much shit.
>See level 59 Reindhart and a lvl 80 genji
>Nigga never uses his shield nor reflects the turret shots
So what comp ranking did you guys get assigned initially? I got a 62 which is apparently good but it's mostly because I play a lot of mercy with my buds
>>344644694
53 because I tried to actually win games instead of gaming my medal count.
>play Lucio "good"
>win rate increases
>win some in a row
>finally lose because teammates suck
Not because of uneven levels, or instant join you lose games, or even late backfill games, but because they suck.
>>344642616
>>344642794
Because /v is full of faggot hipster that hate everything popular
Overwatch was praised by /v/ in the first week and beta, then it got popular and they say its shit
>>344644548
>"we need a tank"
>"i am the tank"
>rein charges across the map into a bastion nest to die and never puts up his shield.l
Im still surprised we won in the end because that was pathetic.
>Play Roadhog
>Successfully land almost all of my hooks
>Reel em in
>They always end up to the side
This is beyond bullshit.
>>344642492
>Git gud is overused when people try to deflect any argument about a games design with "LEL GIT GUD JUST ADAPT XDDD".
If I could pay money to force everyone on this website to read this, I would.
>if you lose, it can't possibly be the fault of the team, it's all your fault
Is it really fucking impossible for someone's team to be complete shit? Have you never had a game where your team is eating crayons the entire match? Has every sing loss you've ever had have a team where every player was working their hardest?
>>344645036
Level has nothing to do with skill :^)
>>344645273
LOOK AT THOSE STARS MAN.
>>344637401
>WAAAH FORCED 50% WINRATE
>WTF I JUST LOST 38 GAMES IN A ROW WHERE'S MY FORCED WINRATE WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
the trick is to play hanzo every single game
>>344637401
You literally shouldn't play this game if you don't have friends who also regularly play it.
>meet someone in a match that uses mic and send him a friend request
>play some more competitive
>we start losing a match and he just quits on me followed by two other people leaving me and some other guy vs a FULL TEAM
or
>solo Qing. I ALWAYS get matched against groups who are talking to each other. Nobody on my group will talk or change to healer.
>we are on attack, they all pick defense characters
>we are on defense, they all pick attack characters
>massive losing streak with the occasional win now and then
This game is literally a number countdown simulator for me
>just now
>playing comp
>literally the only one trying to kill their mercy and get rid of players
>team has picked fucking Hanzo and Bastion
>team keeps running to the point and dying, feeding their ults
>mercy isn't being focused on at all, she just keeps reviving
>while on defense the players who picked defense classes switched without saying anything so we suddenly had 0 defense on defense
>still push through, get gold for damage, elimination and a potg but team loses
>after my potg quad kill team mate says "anon we would have won that if not for you to be honest"
>what the fuck
>"you should have rushed the objective"
>despite me carrying the whole match they're blaming me because I didn't run fast enough to the payload surrounded by a mercy, Rein, Roadhog and Reaper to keep the timer going 3 seconds more before we lost
>>344645232
Yes, but people being unwilling to assume responsibility for their losses is a bigger problem. At the end of the day the only constant in all of your games is going to be you. If you can't look at yourself, what you did wrong and what you could improve on then you'll never get better. I mean, there's no need to get better, right? After all it was all your team's fault that you lost.
>>344644694
49 because I thought playing the placements in the middle of the night during Ruski hours was a good idea, and I kept getting teammates that either picked dual Hanzos/Genjis or no support/tank and I had atleast 2 games where my team was literally bullied into spawn on KotH.
Now steadily climbing my way above 60 though, it just sucks that the placements are so much based on how good luck you have with getting decent teammates if you solo queue.
>>344641930
Same. I am going to do the foolish thing though and keep trying togit gudwith Genji.
>>344642348
>Achievement unlocked: first week on 4chan
Keep doing it, and you maybe reach the first month achievement.
>>344645175
That shit seriously needs to get fixed.
Also
>Play Lucio
>Use my rightclick while aiming RIGHT AT an enemy
>He either doesn't move one inch or gets knocked back one step
>Enemy Lucio rightclicks me from mid range
>I get sent flying to the other side of the fucking map
I swear to fucking god that Lucio rightclick is bugged or doesn't work against laggers
>>344645874
>its ok when i do it
>>344645232
This. When I play 8 out 10 one team (either mine or the enemy) completly devastates the other. There is no competition, no lucky ults, one team completly shuts down the other one. Most of the matches are decided in the first minute.
I don't brag about gold, I don't always get all of them (especially because if I don't pick Reinhardt then we never get out from the spawn) but when your teammates can't kill enemies using their hard counters against them you know your team is weak.
>nepal shrine
>pick lucio because no healer
>take the team to the bottom of the stairs on our side
>nobody goes up the stairs
>people walk away in every direction imaginable
>alone
>taking potshots at the cap
>enemy team runs up entrenches and proceeeds to team kill us at our spawn
GG
I'm not even angry at my teammates but the fucking matchmaking. Even random pairing would be better than this shit. I won't complain if it puts me with shitters if the enemy is at the same level. But this fucking "you don't have a fucking chance but play another 2 rounds or you lose rank" makes me beyond mad.
>>344645471
>>we are on defense, they all pick attack characters
Nothing wrong with that. The issue is when drooling retards such as yourself see "Defense" on the hero select screen and only pick those heroes and doesn't get why he got ran over in one push by the attacking team with good mobility and accurate heroes.
>B-BUT I TOTALLY DID MY JOB DEFENDING AS JUNKRAT I SWEAR!
>>344637773
>kitten in sock
I did that once. That cat didn't like me. I was still sad when she ran away, though.
>>344646168
Try watching my teams. It never works out for them. I'm not saying I'm some MLG pro I do suck but I'm not taking the full blame for they're retardation.
>calib at 51
>now at 68
Who /climb/ here?
>>344645471
I almost never play multiplayer games with other because I have 2 or 3 friends and I'm extremely anoxious to talk. But I enjoyed the beta so much I actually forced myself to find a few people to play with.
They are all shitters of course. It is like everything you guys post here is true. I asked them to not main characters and at least don't drink that much before and during matches but it is impossible. I have better games playing alone.
>>344646418
Got from 56 to 58 in 2 days
>>344646418
I'm glad you're atleast able to climb in this game unlike some other matchmaking games, because the placement matches are straight up unfair and random.
>>344645926
As a regular lucio player I know your pain.
Yesterday I heard the push only works wonders if you boost before you are using it. I'm gonna test this today.
>>344646442
>I asked them to not main characters and at least don't drink that much before and during matches but it is impossible
Based slavs.
I have Ruskis in my MMO raid group and half the time they are drunk while playing.
>>344645619
It's not my fault when I have a random quit out as we're pushing the cart and have a lot of momentum.
It's also not my fault when I outheal our Lucio as a non-support class because he thinks it's a good idea to only ever give people speed.
>>344646583
Hey, I played 6 games of my calib games on KotH and won like 5. That was when the KotH bug was a thing
>>344646687
He ĐČОжy ĐœĐžŃeĐło плoŃ oĐło.
>>344646728
>>344646583
The only people who complain about the calibration are the shitters who thought they were good and then got placed at ~50 and refuse to accept the fact that they're average or below average.
I lost half of my placement matches to leavers and trolls, but played my hardest every game regardless. 6 of the matches were KoTH.
I got placed at 61 and have been between that and 67 since ranked dropped
>>344646929
He never once hit the shift key. After those 2 experiences, I haven't bothered to finish my placement matches.
>>344646687
>tfw they play drunk better than you who is sober
>>344646418
ranking means nothing and games still can be lost by one really bad player. me and my mate had a game we were killing in and we kept losing because we had two players ranked 51 and 55 who just ate shit and couldn't help the team.
they weren't counter picking and the characters they were playing as they weren't playing well.
its annoying because i know i was easily one of the best 3 people in the game but unfortunately the opposing team had the 1st, 2nd, 5th, 6th best players while my team only had me and my mate actually holding ground.
overwatch will always be shit while overtime is a thing. every ranked game comes down to 99% on both teams and then one team gets lucky and gets the overtime win with a good amount of ulti's or other luck.
ranked is just as bad as quick play but at least in ranked everyone tries to win. unfortunately some people cant do enough even at their best
Reapers actually trigger me
>>344647029
Just get it over with, atleast the matches you get in the actual comp mode is a fuckton better than the placements, and USUALLY a step above quick play in terms of people actually trying to pick decent lineups.
>>344647074
I can only tolerate ranked when I'm buzzed or drunk.
Even then I still pull golds as pharah or zarya
>>344647101
I don't mind Overtime because barely any matches end in 99-99. It was frequent in the beta but it is barely happening now. One team is almost always much stronger than the other.
I play it on console tho.
>>344647164
Reaper's a fantastic tank killer and flanker, what the fuck is your problem?
>>344647214
I moved on. I don't care about the game enough anymore to go tryhard.
>>344637401
>Work your ass off on Illos, force a round 5 and your QOTG seals the victory
>Go up 1/3 a Level
>Team can't even fucking cap the first point in Numbani with a kid talking mad shit over the mic
>Go down a whole fucking Level
>>344647265
What rank are you? My games are ranked 65-70 and at that level most teams know to cooperate and synchronize ults which results in constant flipping of the obj and I'd say this causes like 9 out of 10 games t0 go 99-99
Anybody got some protips concerning the guy that only plays Hanzo and Tracer, and is good at neither?
>>344647403
Play your hardest to minimize the experience lost from the inevitable loss
>>344637401
Maybe you just suck
>>344647353
>Work your ass off on Route 66
>Manage to barely cap the final point
>We do fairly well on defense and the opponent team starts getting frustrated
>At the end of the match timer
>The ENTIRE enemy team leaves
>We get 5% towards the next level
Yeah fuck you too, Blizzard
>>344641735
Mei completely shuts down an area you cunt all you have to do is shoot through a door and no one dares come through
>>344647403
Is he in your stack?
If yes, consider ditching him if possible because he will never improve.
>>344647770
Anon, We would never have a Hanzo player in our stack
>>344637401
>blame matchmaking for being bad yourself
>>344641641
KYS 4 PLAYING MEI M8
>>344647353
>barely win, go up a little bit
>get stomped, go down a lot
It's supposed to work that way you idiot.
If you got stomped obviously there was a bigger discrepancy in skill than MM thought to it adjusts you accordingly.
MM is not about how hard you tried, it only cares about results.
>>344644103
76 is ez mode though
>>344644694
50 solo queue. Went down to 47 now I'm 49 and climbing up.
>>344646632
If they walk towards you while boosting it doesn't work, but if they aren't they'll fly to hell.
>>344645471
I've had luck then, playing solo and it's not so bad. People trying to win, no genjis or hanzo unless they are good with them and so on.
>>344647285
He shouldn't be able to pick up health while in wraith mode
>>344637401
It's a shit game blizzdrones continue to desperately defend.
Just stop playing it, OP. Go play some actually good games in your backlog instead, or buy new good games.
>>344650750
Like what?Your favorite game Battleborn?
>>344650750
I hate Blizzard, but I genuinely love Overwatch.
I was placed 44. After many leavers on both teams I stopped caring and started picking what was fun to play. Am at 38 now but the game became enjoyable.
>>344652513
>Placed at 44
>STILL drops in rank
HOW?
>playing KOTH
>teammate picks Mercy instead of Lucio
>"Guys, we need a Lucio. He is absolutely necessary on KOTH."
>"Nah, it doesn't matter."
>enemy team is stupid enough to pick Mercy, too
>win first round
>enemy team goes Lucio
>lose next 3 rounds
People are retarded.
>>344637401
FORCED 50 GUYS
>>344652882
You didn't go Lucio either so get fucked retard
>>344653461
You don't even know who I was playing, so get fucked, retard.
>haven't played in a month because the friend I bought the game to play with turned out to be an obnoxious asshole who does nothing but complain about my character picks
Anyone else know this feel, never knew this side of him. But he's a Leaguefag so i guess it's not surprising.
>>344653676
probably a mcree since you are complaining about what other people play instead of just picking what's needed
>>344645408
Maybe he won 38 games in a row earlier, turd burglar
>>344653676
We know it wasn't Lucio, the entire basis of your bitching, so get triple fucked, triple retard
>>344653676
Clearly wasn't Lucio, so get fucked, retard.
>>344653676
Your entire post was bitching about no Lucio being the reason you lost, so you clearly didn't play Lucio, dumbass.
>>344653781
I have no sympathy for retards like you who won't play the game correctly even while being asked to do so.
>I bought the game so I have the right to pick the opposite of what our team needs!
life is too short to care about my win/loss ratio
MY DRIVNG FORCE TO LEVEL UP IS THOSE FUCKING CRATES NIGGA.
i mean yeah, everyone likes winning and repeated losing is annoying. but after you lose a match you can just leave and go try to find a new team. or maybe you need to just switch your character to make up for what your team is missing and such. maybe call out ultinates/group ups or something. even on ps4 with no voice chat or anything i've been able to communicate to my team what i'm trying to do.
>>344652882
why the fuck didn't you go lucio
>>344652815
can you not read
he literally said he stopped caring and started just playing heroes he enjoys
>>344654461
It's still baffling how he can be so awful at the heroes he enjoys
>>344641395
you need to get some self confidence
>>344654598
to rank up you need to care
to rank up you need to bend over to your teammates when solo qing
therefore, there is no room to actually enjoy the game and rank up simultaneously unless you're playing with a full stack of close friends
>>344645036
What do the stars mean?
>>344642249
did someone sayMY LITTLE PONY
>>344655174
+100 to their level for every star
>>344655236
it makes sense, that's why that lv 10 Genji was raping me
>>344637401
Shit like this is easier if you play with yourfriends.
>>344655228
http://niceme.me/
>>344655678
thanks
did they buff hyde's damage? he used to be shit but now I see everyone picking him.
Post em.
I don't think mine's especially good, I just want to get an idea of the average on /v/.
>>344656448
1:06
Too lazy to make a pic
>>344656448
Yeah pretty average. Lucio is my second most played with 8 hours and lucio is on fire constantly.
>>344656448
People who play healers a lot are more likely to have a higher time spent on fire, and people who play tanks a lot are less likely, considering they have to rely on their ult (except roadhog). Everyone else can keep up a steady stream of eliminations or spike on an ult.
>>344654268
I'm not even doing shit like picking Torb on Attack you moron. If I'm not picking characters that he doesn't personally feel are the best in his mind he complains. Regardless if he's wrong or not.
Way to be a presumptuous dipshit though.
>>344656448
>>344652815
Leavers senpai, lose almost an entire rank because of leavers on team, win a tenth of a rank when the leaver is on the other side.
Do the math the fall comes soon enough.
what is with you faggots and wanting PotG so much? holy fuck do you guys crave that much attention
>>344657995
Leavers can only leave for so long before they start getting banned from comp though
>>344653852
Not the poster you're replying to but
Why McCree?
>>344658115
They will never ban leavers. Worst they do is extend their xp penalty.
>>344656448
6m faggot HC
>>344658227
I said banned from comp(etitive mode). Because they do get banned from comp if they leave too many times, its been confirmed by the devs.
>>344658089
When I finish the game with four golds (on a non-healer) and got a quad kill and the game decides to make the PotG a triple kill from the enemy team and it being the one fucking time in the entire match someone shut down my ult and then not even give me a commend card and dock me an entire fucking rank I'm allowed to feel like I got fucked.
How do I get good at wallriding?
>>344657886
>>344658347
>Posting comp mode when everyone else posted overall
>>344658348
I'll not believe it until I start experiencing less leavers in my games. Only today I had in two games, thankfully at the beginning so they were reset but still.
>>344658523
Wait for Blizzard to make non-retarded walls without random wall patterns and objects that will cancel your wall ride because of collision
>>344658673
There is no overall, ranked and quick are strictly seperated.
>>344658802
Look under Statistics
>mfw losing games to the fucking coinflip
>now look foward to playing king of the tracers so I don't have to put up with this bullshit
This is not a good system
>play placement matches
>have a leaver on a team
>it says the game is safe to leave and it doesn't count towards my rating
>happens twice
>look at my progress
>matches left still counted as defeats
>end up with 4 victories and 6 defeats
>ranking 42
I know I'm not an amazing player and I try to never blame my team no matter what. I lost four matches as is anyway. But why the fuck does it still count as defeat when the game was literally thrown by a leaver? This is bullshit.
>>344658939
Pretty sure Jeff posted that they will change/remove the coin flip because of all the backlash it got in PTR. He said coin flip is 50% for each side, but what he probably didnt take into consideration is how different the maps are in terms of attack/defense balance on cap 1.
>>344658901
I was actually dumb enough to load up my game.
Fuck you.
>>344659215
Post your Play vs AI stats
>>344659082
It was a bug that's supposedly been patched since thenPlayed the placements when the bug was active? Sucks to be you I guess :^)
>Play competitive, get rank 55 in placement matches
>Think I'll start to have some more fun testing my skills
>Sudden Death coinflip is totally random, with most people just randomly pushing with damage dealers until the point is either won or lost, not actually indicative of game skill
>Half the people I play with think they're God's gift to Earth and berate me for playing Lucio when I'm getting golds on eliminations, healing and objective kills as a fucking Lucio
>Teammates constantly attack Reinhardt's shield instead of going after the Mercy
>While playing as Mercy and I say "Look behind us there's a Tracer about to kill me, they keep running because they want that sick 76 ult/Junkrat Tire that immediately gets blocked by Reinhardt's shield and is wasted
>Beating a team by totally wiping them raises my rank by thirty percent while just barely eking out a win gives me almost a full point gain
>Losing in any capacity lowers my rank by at least 90 percent no matter how good I do
Competitive is just an exercise in frustration, probably just going to stick with Casual from now on; less teammates screaming about how our team is failing and it couldn't POSSIBLY be that the other team just did something smarter.
>>344658783
git gud fag
>>344658523
blind scroll to jump as a secondary function
now enjoy unlimited height
>>344659395
Not that impressive tho.
I'm a 95th percentile reaper player ask me anything
>>344659751
hi LEAVE_ME_ALONE
>>344659751
>not even a numbered rank
>>344659538
>blind scroll to jump as a secondary function
>now enjoy unlimited height
How would that even work when you can only ride on the same wall a certain amount of time?
>>344659751
I'm not even sure what these overbuff numbers are supposed to mean
There's no fucking way my junkrat is top 7%
>>344660032
quickrank is only based on winrate/playtime useless stat
>>344643980
Can you carry me to 5k?Or to 3k, i just want to leave 2k
>>344660142
that rule only applies PER wall, and curved walls act differently
you can literally climb infinitely up a pillar
or along a wall that's bumpy just keep reaching new heights
just get into a custom game with lucio and play around with it
>>344659651
Holy shit mate that death count.
>Competitive starts, no nerd friends so I'm in solo-queue
>Typical blah blah blah my teams sucked stories happen
>Placed at 42
>Think I can get up
>Ping-pong between 44-46 for two weeks
>I'm super fucking intense and thinking strategically the whole time
>Typically get golds, but often lose
>Hit 40 after a series of shit teams, considered uninstalling the game until I can get friends to do a pre-made
>Try one last time, accepting that solo-queue must just be shit and I need to just have fun and stop worrying about what class my teammates are or how bad they're doing
>Shoot up to 47 from 40 in one day
>52 the next day
What the fuck? Has anyone else noticed they do better when they just calm the fuck down? I can't believe how much better I play when I'm not being so autistic.
>>344660154
And yet you(?) are bragging with the same stat, just worse.
>>344637401
Dude if you lose 38 games in a row you're fucking trash. Even if your teams are doing poorly, it's YOUR fault for not getting on the mic and calling shit out for them and COMMUNICATING.
I play on FUCKING CONSOLE and I do well. I'm playing with the biggest fucking mongoloids in gaming and I think my biggest losing streak so far is like 3 games.
>I can't believe how much better I play when I'm not being so autistic
well said, describes it pretty well
>try super hard, be tense as fuck, and happen to lose although i might have done a good job and shoult feel good about my self
>rage, want to uninstall
>next day, put on someblues rockand enjoy s76
>demolish everything and win games
>>344641865
Most people who play healers are complete retards who jump into the thick of things and then complain that their team sucks because they didn't "protect them". See >>344642067
The proper way to play Mercy is to build ult charge and then find a hiding spot near your team where you can safely Rez them after the other team blows all of their ults on them without dying. The only heroes who should be even remotely threatening to you are Genji and maybe Pharah.
>>344660428
no?
all of my offensive stat averages are 95th percentile
winrate is incredibly easy to manipulate and isn't even being tracked correctly right now, I regularly have losses that get reported as a win in stats
you can also look at the top 100 quickranked players in overbuff and most of them only have ~25 games, i.e. quickranking is meaningless as a stat and it would be really easy to position yourself high on the quickrank leaderboards if you made a new account
>>344660634
>>344660361
fuck meant to quote
>>344660361
tried that, still lose every game
>apparently saying ''GROUP UP'' as reinhardt is looked down upon
how else do I give the impression they need to get behind my shield?
>tfw I end up just mauling everyone and get 3 golds anyway
>>344643014
There is no forced 50 in dota it just matches people by mmr. Git gud.
>>344660735
>Not Tracer
Fuck Tracer cunts who go for the healer and ONLY the healer
>>344660974
>Playing Reinhardt when people refuse to group up
Just pick something else and have fun instead, and you will get just as much done if not more
>>344660974
>get behind rheinhardt
>chip down enemy road hog, the next clip should-
>HUARGH
>charges in
>get hooked, eat a rocket, die
>>344656448
>>344661174
Fly somewhere elevated where she can't reach you then retard. I swear to god dumbshits like you are the reason I have to auto lock Mercy every single game. I'm not risking the most important role on the team being used by an idiot.
>>344661656
>hiding behind shield
>enemy roadhog is dancing around in front of him, waiting for a chance to hook
>look at reinhardt
>see the gears ticking in his head
>don't you dare firestrike you motherfu-
>HUARGH
>gets hooked and dies
>>344662271
>Just have an ally in the air or visible on a ledge at all times retard
Yeah sure buddy you sure are MLG
> Team is actually great at attacking and dominates the other team
> Switched around, they crumble immediately in defence.
In this game especially, I don't understand how this can be a thing
>>344660974
> Rein is stood at the gate at Hanamura, and everyone fires through to clear the way
> I even TURN IT UP
> everybody just stands there
I was in sheer disbelief the entire game. The one time they decided to push, Tracer casually walked behind them and placed a bomb in the middle
>>344662462
>hey Pharah/Widowmaker/Hanzo/Genji/anyone can you let me fly up to there so I can safely Rez everyone?
Boy howdy that sure was difficult! Isn't it weird how this game about teamwork requires you to communicate with your team?
>>344662560
>I DEFENSE NOW?
>THIS HERO SAY DEFENSE
>I MUST PICK THIS HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>FUG HOW I LOOOOOOSE
>>344637401
Blizzards opinion of perfect balance:
50% win 50% lose percentage.
"The lemmings hate losing, so if they win every other game, they'll keep playing which means more money!" - Acti-Blizzard geniuses
>>344662820
You're really good at thinking up very specific plans for very specific comps and situations that must be perfect in your head
>>344662863
That's matchmaking games in general
Please end the matchmaking meme
>>344643014
The game doesnt have forced 50 you scrub, youre just not good enough to win games. Literally countless people have tested the "Forced 50%" myth by borrowing people accounts with lower mmr than who claimed to have it, then winning every game until they got close to their own accounts mmr.
>>344662560
Because attacking is infinitely easier than defending. It's the main reason the coin flip sudden death is so garbage.
>>344663019
Almost every character in the game has some form of ability that lets them reach higher places. The odds not one of them are picked are next to none. Flying up somewhere higher isn't even map specific, because literally every map in the game has some form of verticality in it. You're an idiot. Stop playing Mercy.
>>344662863
>Be level 10
>Play against level 100
>Be level 100
>Play with level 10 on my team
T-thanks Blizzard
>>344642794
>STOP PLAYING WHAT OTHER ANONS DON'T LIEK!!!
That's such stupid and shallow reason to not play a game. Especially since /v/ is full of hipster faggots who anything popular.
>>344640849
>me ooga
>team booga
>>344645616
>tfw your retarded teamates think they're being insightful
>tfw if you call them wrong, autistic faggots, YOU get reported and look like the badguy
kill me
>>344663482
>Almost every character in the game has some form of ability that lets them reach higher places
Doesnt mean that they WILL be standing on top of a ledge that Tracer can't reach at all times just waiting for you to jump to them. You should seriously stop going full armchair strategist.
>>344662863
That's every competitive game.
If its 50/50 for the majority of players, it means matchmaking is working as it should.
>>344645232
Had a game where the match went into Overtime at the last part of the push and I was literally sitting on the payload, by my complete lonesome for almost a full minute. My team didn't come to help, and no one came to stop me. It was fucking disgusting.
>surely someone will come stop me
>aaaany minute now
>nope I win the game for my whole retarded team
>literally me jerking off on the payload all alone should have been PotG
>No one on team picks a healer
>Well let's see how we do
>Waste time until two minutes left
>Switch to Lucio
>Spend time wallriding a car for the next 8 minutes
>It feels like I'm just fucking a car in a firefight
>We win
wew lads
>>344664542
See >>344662820
And >>344660735
You should be up there before a Tracer even gets to the point where she would be able to shoot you because your ult charges so quickly. Furthermore, if you don't have the situational awareness or team communication to realize a Tracer is coming beforehandProtip: Try hitting taband be able to react to it then Tracer is honestly the least of your problems.
>>344665437
>Standing up on a ledge not healing the entire game because the enemy team has a Tracer
>Hiding every time you have a res ready like it's fucking esport OW where your entire team will die at the same time at the same spot
Dude seriously, stop.
>>344641641
>playing mei
literally kill yourself
>>344646974
Well no shit you got no reason to complain when you played your losses on KotH, so they had no effect on your calib basically
Will Fan the Hammer ever not be retarded?
>>344665685
>I play at a shitter mmr
You should've just said so. Just play Lucio instead. Mercy is trash if everyone just staggers deaths because no one can aim.
>>344666031
Post your profile
>>344665848
It was post fix, they counted. People (myself included) still bitch about KoTH because the average gorilla playing overwatch doesnt play the objective thus making it impossible to win
>>344642249
Dont flip out, you're making the git gud fag look sane
>>344637401
>win get shit rank exp
>lose and lose at least half a rank at once
>i've dropped so low at this point even the matches I win are just plain bad by both teams
>>344666174
>>344666031
>Talks like he's hot shit
>Wont back up his shittalking
Go figure
>>344644694
52, then fell to 40 due to a combination of me being shit and having the worst luck with getting decent teammates. In most of my competitive matches I have to do most of the work because no one else is putting in any except the healer. It isn't enough though. Once in a blue moon I get a team that actually coordinates and we have no problem winning, but most of the time my team is full of people I'd swear don't know how to play the game.
>>344664896
Here we go
>>344664896
similar one as tracer in anubis
>dash through defense on the gate
>go to first point
>duck behind that fountain thing on the middle so I am not very visible
>nobody from my team comes to help
>nobody from the enemy team looks behind and go defend the point
>cap point 1 on my own
i cant seem to escape 62-65
>>344667380
>Torb had fucking molten core up
>He just sits there building his turret instead of facefucking McCree
How fucking retarded do you have to be
>>344667380
>don't even shoot torb, just ignore him like the retard he is
Pottery
>>344668306
>was 65 this morning
>60 now
>KotH on Lijang Tower
>Pretty good Genji so why not be him
>Good comp team
>Enemy team has Bastion, Zarya, and McCree
>Kept getting killed because it was one of those games
>2 to 2 decide to go tryhard
>Our Roadhog switches to Zarya
>Deflect Bastion till he's dead
>RMB, melee, Swift Strike to down McCree before being able to high noon.
>Deflect was ready and Zarya ulted
>Deflect
>Ryƫjin no ken o kurae
>Kill everyone on enemy team
>We win
>PotG and shows off the rekoning
>My whole team gives full credit for our Zarya for the PotG
>MFW worst Genji in Overwatch
>>344643282
Its HIS!!
>>344657634
Objective time is what spikes your on fire time the most. Cap one point and you are instantly on fire. Continue escorting payload and youll be on fire half the match easily. My Reinhardt has like 25% on fire time avg.
>>344668769
Reminds me of those games where you heal like a man possessed all game and then you don't get a single commendation at the end, they all go to some shitting Attack class with a kill streak of like 10
>>344642794
I'm almost enjoying my anger!
>>344669104
If you heal too good and keep everyone alive constantly, nobody really notices the healing going on.
>>344642794
the problem with multiplayer games is that they're fun on paper, but 80% of the time you get shit teammates who either don't know how to play (understandable) or are human trash personality-wise
So people keep playing for that 20% chance of having fun while suffering through all the shit, and they need to whine about the 80% while they think the 20% is just normal and how the game should be
>>344642794
its fun but so frustrating if youre playing solo
