>>344631883
FUCK OFF WITH THIS STUPID GO DAMN FUCKING MEME YOU CUNT

EVERY GOD DAMN DAY WHEN I POST HERE IS SEE YOU, YOUR IDIOTIC POSTS, THE HALFWAY ABORTED COLONOSCOPY OF AN ATTEMPT AT HUMOR. EVERY SINGLE THREAD. EVERY SINGLE WEEK. EVERY SINGLE DAY. EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN FUCKING DAY WITH THIS GOD DAMN MEME GARBAGE.

IM GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU NEED TO GO DO RIGHT NOW. YOU FUCKING LISTENING SHORTSTACK? BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO WHAT I'D LIKE TO CALL "PROTOCOL: FUCK YOUR ASS", OKAY LISTEN BITCHBOY AND LISTEN THE FUCK GOOD BECAUSE IM ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE, COCKGOBBLER. YOU GOTTA GO OUTSIDE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, WIPE THE CUM CRUST OFF OF YOUR SHORTS, SHAVE UP, BUCKO, ITS REALITY TIME. GO TO YOUR LOCAL TOYS R' FUCKIN US OH WAIT YOU PROBABLY ARENT ALLOWED AFTER FIST FUCKING ALL OF THE ANIMAL DOLLS WITH YOUR LIMP DICK. NEVERMIND THAT SHIT MEME QUEEN, GO OVER TO A WAL-MART NEAR YOU, HOPEFULLY ONE YOU'RE NOT BLACKLISTED ON BECAUSE YOU FAILED TO MEET THEIR DISGUSTINGLY LOW STANDARDS, I MEAN IM PRAYING FOR YOU BUT IT AINT GONNA HELP. GO TO THE AISLE WHERE THEY HAVE THE FUCKING SILVERWARE, GRAB A SPOON, PLANT THAT SHIT ON A CRACK OUTSIDE ON THE SIDEWALK LIKE YOU WERE SUCTION CUPPING THAT "FUCK ME BUM UP ANNIHILATOR 30K' THAT YOU USE TO TICKLE YOUR USED AND ABUSED SORRY SHIT EXCUSE FOR A PROSTATE, AND JUST GOD DAMN FALL RIGHT ON TOP OF IT, DICK FIRST, I CALL IT THE SEINFELD SPECIAL BECAUSE AFTER YOU'RE DONE YOU'RE GOING TO BE WISHING FOR THE WAR ON TERROR TO KILL COMEDY, BECAUSE EVERY FUCKING BODY TO EVER LIVE IS GOING TO COMPLIMENT YOU ON YOUR FRESH JEW-CURVE YOU FUCKING PISSANT

I WANT TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE. I WANT TO DESTROY YOU. I WANT TO BREAK YOUR FURNITURE AND YOUR PERSONAL POSSESSIONS, I WANT TO SPIT ON YOUR FUCKING DOG. I WILL SPIT ON YOUR FUCKING DOG, ASSHOLE. AND WHEN YOUR DOG LOOKS AT ME AND ASKS "bark" IM GOING TO ASSFUCK IT.

I WILL BURN YOU. I WILL ANNIHILATE YOU. I WILL END YOU. I WILL FUCK YOUR DOG.

>stunning cunts

>>344632017
i see you got the joke they meant to convey.

very good anon

>>344632017
Came here to post this.

Missed opportunity desu.

>>344632017
Given that this is gta, I'm sure that was deliberate

>>344631883
Better than most the updates recently, should make some cool as fuck maps with all the dank tubes and getting slapped to fuck by giant fans.

>>344631883
Oh boy. More 3 million dollar cars and missions that nobody will play.

oh fuck wait whats happening

i keep quitting this game because i dont expect more content, and then end up broke when the next shit comes out, even though i have the best office and warehouse and could grind

fuck

>>344634024
holy fuck this looks amazing i love this game

I finally had enough of this shitty game when their VIP gun cabinet I paid a combined total of 4 million for only worked in freemode. A fun as online can be this is still the worst GTA in the series by far. And the fact R* have clearly become such massive money hunting Jews is the worst thing.

>>344634024
but they haven't released any content yet. if you think these penny ante updates count as content then you're part of the reason Rockstar thinks they can exploit us with shark cards for three years without even mentioning a real DLC.

>>344634436
shark cards are the reason they can keep servers up and add free shit

why would they add singleplayer DLC from funds collected from people playing multiplayer

>>344634720
they should add single player DLC for the sole fact they made a 700 million dollar profit before multiplayer was even activated. the DLC's in GTA IV cost 10 million dollars to make, for comparison. most people didn't buy this game for the multiplayer they bought it because it's GTA.

>>344635021
>most people didn't buy this game for the multiplayer they bought it because it's GTA.

I'm gonna need sauce on that

>>344635337
it's obvious, common sense. the online community isn't big enough for that not to be the case. and again, biggest launch of any game in history, and the multiplayer wasn't activated for another two weeks afterwards.

>>344635337
yeah no matter what was going to be in the game, a lot of people would buy it becuase GTA, which isn't a bad thing ofc