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Would you enter the hood gym /v/ to do battle?
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Such a diverse group of friends

Why can't more people be this progressive?
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SHHIIEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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The blacks are innocent. They did nuffin wrong. It's the white man's fault. Fuck the police.
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>>344626631
>tfw all the rarest are in the ghetto
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I dont get the headline...pikachoose?
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>>344626631
Now you have a real fight in Pokemon Go
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>>344626631
>make a game where autists crawl out of their basement
>don't expect them to get robbed or fall prey to many of nature's natural wonders

I wonder if the person who thought of this idea was a Darwinist
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How long until nintendo will get sued? Like there are people dying because of their app, they're getting robbed and they'll soon cause car crashes. What the fuck were they thinking?
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So they just track them down by seeing the lures right?

Funny how lures can lure people to steal shit from kek
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i love when retards leave the hugbox and realize the world sucks

like when retards get robbed off facebook. "hey just come down to my house and i'll show you the ipad!" then tryone comes down with his boys and they steal all his shit. or the reverse, where they go into the hood and get mugged.

our society is full of naive faggots. i hope they continue to die like lemmings trying to get pokemon. like a bunch of zoo animals in the wild for the first time.
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>>344629306
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>>344629306
That's some edge.
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gotta go get those rare dark-type pokemon
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>>344629447
you're right

they should bring their moms with them to keep a lookout for any potential danger
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>>344626631
they saw an opportunity to exploit something popular for personal gain and it probably would've worked out had they not mugged like 11 people in the same spot
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>>344629523
>Implaying a bunch of hoodrat niggas would rob a house whilst Mrs Robinson was watching them
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why does the white guy look like adam_ak
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>>344629523
Don't tell me.

You hate your dad.
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>>344627070
>Having to go into the most dangerous places in the world to find the rarest pokemon

Isn't that, in a way, very true to the actual game? I mean shit, the Trainer comes across terrorist groups and vile people while they're trying to catch em all.
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>>344628449
there was already a big car crash caused on a highway but it got no attention due to no deaths
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I live in a crappy neighborhood anyway. Yesterday I actually came across two ghetto niggas playing the game. I was kind of scared at first, but they actually ended up being pretty cool. We talked about Pokemon for like an hour and a half it was insane.
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>>344629951
that's cool

did they say anything to you?
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>>344628449
>they'll soon cause car crashes
Pretty sure it's happened, Nashville PD had to make a statement warning against Pokemong Go while driving.
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Mewtwo is somewhere in chicago.
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>>344629993
Just that they needed to inspect my wallet.
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>>344630061
nice shoop
but try using an actual 3d model for the silhouette instead of art next time, it'll be slightly more believable
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The black race is such worthless garbage lol.

Imagine cutting a nigger's lips off with a flipknife.
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>>344629915
or because it was fake you moron
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>Robbers Pikachoose

what the fuck does that even mean?
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>>344630067
haha I would have booked it.
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>tfw i live in saint louis
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I'm glad nintentoddlers are getting naturally selected this year
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Riflezard, I choose you!
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Why don't these kids go out in groups?
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>>344627258
>Not pikachoosing to pikafuck Pikachu in its pikahole until both of you pikacum
I pika pika pika pika.
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>>344630325
I'd lose the only person I still keep regular contact with
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>>344628449
That they were releasing a video game, you realize what happened with Ingress right? People were literally[literally] laying traps in real life and building fences to stop people from getting their towers or w/e they are called. There is 100% something in the agreement you sign when you play this game about this that makes them non liable and there is a warning sign the very first time you launch the game, probably every time you launch it. I only launched it once and then deleted it so im not sure
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>>344628449
>How long until nintendo will get sued

Are you literally retarded? When you hit a tree while driving do you sue the company who manufactured your car? Do you sue your electric company when you put your finger to a socket and get electocuted?
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>its another fake website news article episode
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>>344628449
Its totally the driver and passerbys fault for not paying attention while using his fucking phone, natural selection at its finest.
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>>344630325
If that ever happened i would hunt you down and kill you like a fucking pig. I would enjoy every minute of it.
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>>344630325
The Olympics would be more balanced.
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>>344630325
Pretty much every single metric of life in the Western World would improve significantly. Entire swathes of urban centers would be fit for human habitation again. Think about it, Detroit could be populated by actual humans that don't murder each other over sticks of crack. The only downside is that a lot of the cheap laborers in African mines would be lost, but then again there's a huge opportunity that would open up there. You could go to Africa as some random white or Chinese and go to these jobs, which would command much higher wages, live in cities free of blacks etc.

There's no way around this. This isn't edge. This is just statistical fact. There are very real methods we can use to conclude the United States, France and the UK would be significantly better off without their black populations.
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>>344626631

ho hohoho
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>>344630325
just black people? Cause the middle east has to go too.

Without the middle east wed have a relative world peace
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>>344630325
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>>344628449
There's a user agreement that people accept (without reading) that probably specifically states not to use this shit while driving and we're not responsible for you being a fucking dumbass and walking into a ghetto at night
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>>344628449
If your retarded enough to use your phone while driving then you deserve to crash.
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>>344626631
>it actually happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJG4aEtKeUw
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>>344626631
No but i jumped the fence of a retirement community because they had 2 empty gyms. So now my lvl 10 Rattata and lvl 8 Ekans holding that shit down. Meanwhile my neighborhood is a fucking warzone with 3 gyms constantly being attacked.
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>>344629523
Yeah, can't wait until my computer-vision assisted gun is ready to kill those nignogs. They're no match an IRL aimbot.
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>>344628449
Unlikely. The software has warnings. People who choose to ignore them are at fault.
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>>344630325
Same thing could be said if every white person fizzled out of existence though. Race is such a huge demographic, it doesn't matter which one you pick, you're going to find more than your share of scum in it either way.
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>>344630725
thats what im talking about
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>>344630712
>being so retarded he can't drive and use his phone without crashing

what kind of pussy are you
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>>344630325
The world will be even a better place if we just wipe out all 4chan users.
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>>344630652
might as well get rid of the chinese and the poo in loos while we're at it, or at least cut their populations to the point where they're no longer choking themselves to death
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>>344630463
People literally sue over this shit. It's not a joke, at least not in the US.
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>>344630463
I'm American, so yes. It's like you've never heard of ambulance chasers.
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There is no way they can get sued especially when they loading screen has a disclaimer that says "be aware of your surroundings". More like idiots making dumb mistakes.
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>>344630652
>Without the middle east wed have a relative world peace
>Thinking war is caused by sandniggers.

That takes the most ignorant post of the century award.
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>>344630724
What even happened to frank? His videos seem less ans less enjoyable since he made that one with howtobasic.
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>>344630325
Why do you guys always say "kill all niggers" instead of "kill all violent idiots"?
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>>344630835
so basically eliminate all humans that aren't white? But then you have to remove russians as well, should we all just blink out of existence and give the earth a second chance?

Really makes you think
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>>344627258
TEEEEN
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>>344630892
I dont want to sound like a hipster but a having a more wider audience needs that you need to be more careful with your content you cant be not mainstream for ever
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>>344630891
It's not caused strictly by sand niggers, but if you think a culture that still thinks they are waging a 2000 year old holy war should exist, you are the ignorant one.
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>>344630782
... Or every Asian or every Hispanic or every Slav...

Fuck it, the world would be better off with less people altogether. But because genocide is illegal (Who knew!?), we're going to have to deal with it.

I suggest colonizing space. After what happened in Africa, it can only get better.
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>>344630463
Believe it or not, yeah that happens a lot.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frivolous_litigation

They even win sometimes.
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>>344626631
Been seeing a lot of 350lb plus guys walking around playing.

Its kinda funny but good at the same time.
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>>344630893
Because they don't want to die. Self-preservation instinct and all that.
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>>344630845
>>344630862

The accusation will be hilarious to hear then.

Nintendo, you are guilty of producing a mobile game which requires looking at your phone's screen. Sudoku now.
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>>344630835
Nah, we need cheap clothes.
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>>344630845
Yeah, in Europe the government and corporations can do whatever, in america at least the consumers also have power
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>>344630893
Because they're not suicidal. Duh.
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>>344626631
>#teamrocket
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>>344630909
I just really want to know what the fuck happened to India
It used to be a culture center and exporter of fineries
Now even the Taj Mahaal is literally being ruined by shit
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>>344630909
The Russians might not count since they aren't human.
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>>344630864
One would think that, but such things haven't stopped people from trying in the past.

Hell, FFXI had a similar disclaimer for all it's conception, but still caught a ton of flack due to having super bosses that took over 18+ hours and caused players to feel physical illness.

We live in such a nanny state that states are starting to outlaw people having their phones out in public, and having legal fines associated with it, due to how stupid the common person is.
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look
>ruined everything for everyone
just kidding
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>>344626917
You win this time, anon. You win...
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>>344630893
same reason why having 150+ IQ only society is bad, eventually, lower IQ's will be in the population due to new babies
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>>344631105
>I just really want to know what the fuck happened to India
The British Empire.
>Oh what a lovely country you have, let me just drop in, take over everything, destroy your infrastructure and communities and natural resources and anything else of remote value, and then fuck off and swim in the boatloads of money I just made by draining every last drop of blood out of your country's corpse
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>>344630909
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>>344631328
>The British Empire.

The British Empire objectively raised the standard of living in India. Indians are STILL using British railways, sewers, electricity pylons etc.
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>>344631321
>children are the source of all evil
Man what a surprise
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>>344630892
I thought I was the only one who was feeling the same! Vomit Cake was the last one I giggled, and it was only they started eating it.

Such a shame that Frank is now so shit... Oh well.
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>>344631328
>do you want fries with that
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>>344630893
Because that would require the human race to cease to exist or change. And mankind's culture is about senseless violence and oppression.
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>>344630782
No.

Black people need white people.

White people do not need black people.

This isn't an opinion, it's a fact. Most white people prefer being around other white people deep down, to live in white neighborhoods, send their kids to white schools etc. Black people seem to find the very idea of "white schools" or "white neighborhoods" offensive. They simultaneously hate us yet want to be around us, it's bizarre.
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>>344630325
Is /v/ litterally retarded? Everything would be significantly worse. Yes, we'd get rid of worthless hoods, but it would also be a huge part of the workforce instantly going missing. Doctors mid-surgery disappearing, soldiers and construction workers poof mid combat or mid work, etc. all of you edge lords are clinically brain dead.
Then we'd have massive wars as the west, Middle East and Asia, Russia included, suddenly scramble to get a piece of the huge continent with natural resources that suddenly became vacant. The EU would lose a significant amount of money as they can no longer buy cheap food produce from Africa, and overall global tension would rise 100-fold. Religious fanatics would see their ranks swell as the world population struggles to figure out how the fuck an entire race of people suddenly went poof. And worst of all, fighting game tournaments would consist of only whites and japs, no more hype and fun.
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>There's been 8 people outside my house because gastly keeps showing up

Holy fucking christ people it's 3 in the morning.
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>>344630061
for some reason i believe that everyone that posts is in chicago ._. must be the hotdogs
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>>344631457
Psh what do I care? I'm not from India.
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>>344631328
How can you "destroy" natural resources, you fucking idiot?

Answer this:

What resources did the British take that no longer exist there?
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>>344631552
Are you a ghost?
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>>344630965
Quantity > quality is the worst meme of modern society.
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>>344631552
ya but if you go during the night you can avoid all the weirdos
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>>344630325
>"less crime"
>he still thinks black people are inherently violent on account of their race and not the socioeconomic factors people of that race have been put in for generations

Poor people without proper access to care and education are most likely to commit crime, and ghettoes are poor as fuck and have utter shit schools
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>>344631538
I'd tell you how dumb you are, but something tells me you wouldn't get the point.
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>>344631587
ok cool
im literally a pair of sketchers on a telephone wire
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>>344631549
>but it would also be a huge part of the workforce instantly going missing.

Most blacks work in government make-work sinecure jobs, entertainment, the military or something else. I.e. not direct wealth creation. Blacks are also propelled through medical school with affirmative action, so losing black doctors would be excellent in the long run as it would mean the quality of the average doctor would go up.

>And worst of all, fighting game tournaments would consist of only whites and japs, no more hype and fun.

Kill yourself nigger.
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if we're eliminating lesser races based on stats then everyone except the jews should be wiped out.....huh really makes you think.....................
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>>344631630
And you're so dedicated to quality you didn't bother proof reading your first post so you had to delete it. Bravo Team Retard.
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now without ptsd
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>>344631618
>How can you "destroy" natural resources, you fucking idiot?
I don't know, ask Brazil you ignorant asschild.
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>>344631626

Maybe

>>344631634

It's bringing out even more weirdo's, people are stopping there cars. I've gone out a few times and people are screaming pokemon go like it's the second coming of christ at me. I don't need aspies trying to cut through my back yard right now.
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>>344631682
>dumb you are

Is there something factually incorrect about what I said? Do you seriously believe white people need black people? What planet do you inhabit exactly? Do you see white people desperately moving into black neighborhoods? Desperately trying to get their kids into black schools? Do you see white men desperately trying to get with black women?

White people have no need of black people.
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>>344631618
Well, technically speaking, if you really want to get down to it, you could say that the laws of physics means you can't.

Practically speaking though you can: burn all crops, salt the earth. Mine all minerals, heat them until they dissipate as steam. Introduce diseases to the populace so the workforce is reduced. Set fire to underground oil and coal pools/deposits.

Realistically, it's more of a case of taking those resources and shipping them out of the country will little to no economic compensation, leaving the country poorer and with less resources with which to evolve technologically.

In other words, boy u dumb. Careful you don't drink too much /pol/-aid.
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>>344630463
>not suing McDonalds for not telling you the hot coffee you just ordered is hot

Are you even americucked
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>>344630325
I'm black and you're right
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>>344631798
So... you're claiming the Brits destroyed the tropical rainforests of India?

Fucking lol. Go back to your "postcolonialism" class, useless shitlib/nigger.
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>344631618
>How can you "destroy" natural resources, you fucking idiot?
Not him, but that has to be the single stupidest sentence in this entire thread. Congrats. Doesn't even warrant a (you) how stupid that was. Granted, I don't know to what extent the British damaged or not India because frankly, I don't give a shit about Poo in Loo, but how have you never heard of deforestation, mines or oil wells running dry or any of the bajillion other ways natural resources can be destroyed? You are either literally 6 years old or fucking retarded beyond reason.
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>>344631549
> workforce
> food
Both avoided by technology.
> Religious fanatics
They count as pseudo-niggas.
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>>344631762
>Academic research
>omitted variable bias
>old /pol/ copypasta
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>>344631630
Yeah, we should shit in a hole, make our bread and use candles, tsk, modern society is so degenerate
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>>344631693
I'm a white yuropoor, you don't know how lucky you are with your fgc.

Even if they mostly have government jobs, it would still create chaos. You simply cannot remove that many people from existence and say "lol it would have no consequences".
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>>344631926
Change is good desu
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>>344632034
Your post doesnt make sense.
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>>344631887
>burn all crops
>salt the earth

Where did the Brits destroy the ability of India to grow crops? India is still the most fertile landmass on earth by a good margin.

>mine all minerals

Which minerals did the Brits mine to scarcity/exhaustion?

>Realistically, it's more of a case of taking those resources and shipping them out of the country will little to no economic compensation

Ah I see, you're one of those people who also thinks Sony are also "exploiting" Africans by digging up Silicon and Tin and shipping it back to their SMC foundries, lol. Because, you know, the Africans were totally using those materials in their own foundries.
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>>344630061
>implying mewto will ever be available outside of events hosted by nintendo
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>>344632045
give me the glass
and ill pour it myself
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Ingress isn't even fun... It's... it's not fun! It's fucking awful! I'm right! You're wrong! Ingress is SHIT. And Pokemon Go is shit too.

Until it's allowed in my country.
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>>344631762
None of those account for racism though. It creates an us vs them mentality and incites desperation, and nothing triggers violence quicker than a combination like that.
The point isn't just that blacks are an oppressed minority, the point is that they're a HATED and oppressed minority. Poor, unemployed and uneducated white people don't have the same crime rate as poor, unemployed and uneducated black people because the white people don't get shit over their skin color.
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>implying I don't carry my 1911 with me when looking for pogeys
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>>344632040
Yes you can. As long as no one finds out. That's how people got away with genocide before electronics were invented.
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>>344630965
they fucked up the colors
why would the ice type be red
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>that fucking image
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>>344632218
are you fucking kidding me
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>>344631953
Of course the world would recover. But it wouldn't have fucking robot farmers tending gene-crop farms ready to jump in if blacks disappeared overnight. The question was, would we even be just a little worse off if black people suddenly fizzled out of existence. The answer is obviously yes, but it's also obvious that we would recover.

If you fucks really need an easy example, I imagine the passengers if a plane with a black pilot(well, pilots, it would have to be all blacks in the cockpit) would feel their lives have taken a slight turn for the worse.
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I don't know what is worse, the fact that all these clickbait Pokemon Go articles keep getting made or the fact that you dumb fucking niggers keep falling for this shit.
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Crazy thing is Pokemon go is a half-ass done game, even for an app, and people are losing their minds over it. Think if it showed team members and friends you meet on the map, or you could duel people(like you fucking should be able to idiots) instead of going to a fucking gym, even just use your pokemon to capture wild ones you encounter. Nintendo didn't even do a good job and they somehow one the video game lottery again.
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>>344632218
You're blindly ignorant of trap culture. I wonder why gucci mane and future have millions of plays and people are out there mimicking them selling drugs and doing violence.
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>>344632329
Every one of the colors has been rotated clockwise for some reason.
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>>344630965
that hurts me
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>>344630724
This dude has never been funny.
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>>344632349
>KILL ALL NIGGERS
>KILL ALL JEWS

>wtf there is no hatred
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>>344632092
I never said the British did that, but nice attempt to escape your own retarded statement. You asked how it was even possible to destroy natural resources, you dumb fuck.
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>>344626631

Legit curious about this. How are they using it to mug people?

You cant even see other players in the game
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>>344632349
>white heterosexual man who has never experienced genuine hatred for his existence based on something outside of his control
Hey, let me tell you a secret. You know the phrase "check your privilege"?
It started as a way to joke about people like you.
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>>344632413
>Nintendo didn't even do a good job and they somehow one the video game lottery again.
This is why most people hate them, including me
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>>344626631
if Ash Ketchup had a gun he would beat Gary´s ass long time ago.
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>tfw the one in the OP happened literally in the town right next to me

O'Fallon isn't even hood, what the fuck man.

Ever since Ferguson happened a bunch of criminal faggots have moved into Misery and started fucking shit up. I can't even go into St Louis anymore without being scared I'll get fucking shot by some hood faggot.
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>>344632092
>Ah I see, you're one of those people who also thinks Sony are also "exploiting" Africans by digging up Silicon and Tin and shipping it back to their SMC foundries, lol. Because, you know, the Africans were totally using those materials in their own foundries.
Well, I personally never really cared much about this, but yes? They might not be using it now, but hopefully the continent would evolve technologically in the future. Once that shit is mined, it's gone. Are you memeing us right now? You can't be this inept at simple logic, right?
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>>344632462
Drop a lure module. Other trainers can see the lure and so know that the pokestop has a higher rate and will turn up to the area.
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>>344632462
>be near a hotspot
>people go there with their phones out
>???
>profit
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What is even more amazing is how this game is bringing normies out in droves. They seem to be talking about and playing it more than people who actually play video games.
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>>344632574
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>>344632413
>Pokemon go is a half-ass done game
welcome to 2016
everything released in the last 12 years have been a half-ass game
i'm happy you woke up from your coma
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>>344632541
Hi Unca Tom, do they let you sleep in the big house?
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>>344632413
>Nintendo didn't even do a good job and they somehow one the video game lottery again.
If you're the only one who buys lottery tickets, you're eventually going to be the only one who wins it.
Nintendo only stumbles across gold mines like this because nobody else is even trying except maybe the indie devs. You'd be pretty well off too if your only real competition was indie devs.
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>>344632627
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>>344632479
fuck off
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>>344626631
Mexican here.
i hope this shit gets banned on my country before its official release, on niggerland you get robbed
here on tacoland you get kidnapped and cut into pieces if your family cant afford the ransom.
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LIST OF THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED

>simpsons predicted pokemon go
>dead body found
>mass disturbance and wasting of time for businesses (some police stations for example)
>driving and using phone because we're lazy
>luring shit for predatory reasons

And the only thing im upset about is
>my area has shit connectivity regardless of provider
>GPS so inaccurate due to location that having my phone sit still on a table makes it move 200 +/- feet
>4g and 3g connections already not good enough when mixed with GPS
>this together took 2 days to get my first capture
>a pidgey
>and by sole luck found an eevee
>caught it
>but connection was so bad and spotty that it only registered as seen instead of caught
>because data loss due to location
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Good thing that I have a Windows Phone to avoid this jargon.
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>>344631892
>Coffee was found to be illegally hot (near boiling point)
>Lid was found to not be on correctly
>Woman in question was an elderly woman
>Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of her body

Use a better example, she also only ended up getting 600k that didn't even cover her medical expenses. Its more of a lesson never to hold hot drinks in your lap.
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>>344631321
its simple, kill the babies.
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>>344626631
>character select.jpg
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>>344632234
What. How would no one find out?
>Monday 8am, Derek the White DMV worker clocks in
>"huh... Patricia, Akisha, Tahisha and Slickback didn't show up for work today..."
>has to work extra hard that day because less people to share the workload
>fewer people get serviced at the DMV that day
>Joe the Plumber can't get his license renewed because queue got too long
>Etc
>Why am I trying to explain this fuck you
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>>344628449
crimes get solved thanks to nintendo
a japanese company is literally cucking the american police force
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>>344632479
People are more hateful than ever in these past 10 years. The so called Western Civilization is on the height of decadency and insanity and you only address the nigger issue?
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the real crime is how funny and creepy this shit gets
>koffing in holocaust museum
>ghastly in hospital
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>Nof hiring a bodyguard to protect you on expeditions with his 1000CP Jolteon
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>>344630325
Poor white people would take their place.

Russia and the rest of eastern Europe has no blacks, yet they still have "niggers".
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>>344632563
>>344632574

OK but 99% pokespots are in public locations with lots of people in them
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>>344632669

Put they didn't even think of putting the most basic shit into pokemon game that makes it a pokemon game. Maybe they will update it later, but the mere fact that you can't use your own pokemon to fight wild ones to capture is heresy, or that you can't duel others players you meet on the street looking for pokemon.


It's absurd, I said earlier that their were about 8 people outside my house catching a gastly that kept reappearing every half hour, I had to stop 2 aspies from cutting through my back yard, it's now 3:30am. This shit is ridiculous.
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>>344632926
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>>344632884
Poison types show up in urban locations. That's how it's always been since R/B/Y.
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if i started playing this

it would be over

>soccer/divegrass fields
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>>344629063

Filthy Frank was right, nothing but pedos with lures.
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>>344626631
Don't be frozen
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>>344633002
i still find these amusing regardless

what other funny shit have we found?

has there been any recorded legendary pokemon capture?
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>>344631423
>objectively raised the standard of living in India.
Historical ignoramus detected.
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>>344632939
And?
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>>344630061

>Mewtwo anywhere but Area 51, or Mt. Everest.
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>>344630325
Jazz would suck
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>studio edition
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Thank fuck I live in a civilised place like Europe where this sort of shit would not happen.
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>>344626631
>GPS signal too weak for me to play
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KEKS I FOUND MEW UNDER A TRUCK!
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>>344626631
>even muggers are diversified now
What a time to be alive.
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>>344632870
>People are more hateful than ever in these past 10 years.
Ehhh I'd say that hatred has relatively low lately. If you want a global highpoint on hatred, I'd point to either the Crusades, or the early colonial period back when nationalism and imperialism were in style.
We're definitely building up to another high point though. Just give it another 10 years and we might compete with Islam and Christianity's record.
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>>344633215
FUCKING SAUCE
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>>344633064
None of the legendaries are in the game yet.
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>>344632705
the simpson thing is fake

it's an edited pic from the episode where homer goes to a rock star camp
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>>344633289
>>344633215


Nintendo set up a truck somewhere and Mew is actually under it
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>>344630229
>Believing the jew run snopes and politifact
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Anyone knows how to get Pokemon Go Anywhere on Android?
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>>344633167
pick everyone up drive 35mins
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>>344632989
>Russia people is like black but wrong color by accident
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>>344633372
google it asshole
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>>344632413
>thread about robberies
>the game would be better if you could stalk people
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>>344633368
>the jews are covering up Pokemon Go related incidents
You're strawmanning /pol/ right?
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>>344633159
>tfw white basketball fan
>tfw only whites playing now
Would just kill myself desu
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You guys think i'll get my shit stolen in London?
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>>344633368
>Believing random people on the Internet
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>>344633396
get some panda express later


;_;
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>>344632479
fuck off back to tumblr you retard
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>>344633435
You don't even need your phone out to get robbed in that shithole
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>>344633490
Anon...
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>>344626631
stop at every petco on the map
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>>344630325
African colonialism 2.0 now with nukes.
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>>344631328
>implying India hasn't always been a shithole that's been buttfucked by every power willing to do so on account of their stupidity

Indians actually believe it's the white man's fault that they can't get their shit together. This is why whites and Asians (no, shitskins don't count) are superior; they don't blame other races for their flaws and seek solutions to problems instead of trying to shift blame and begging for welfare from other countries.
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>>344633557
karaoke night

never
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>>344633423

>Stalking is the same as a friends list or telling you how many team members are in your area

This game takes place in public space for most of the time, shit going to happen anyways.

Oh, and why is every fucking church a Pokemon center, even the occasional gym? Is Nintendo subtly trying to convert people?
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>>344630893
>kill all violent idiots

than would kill every human on earth, which is pretty neat.
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>>344633647
the pond
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im still waiting pedophile use this as bait to rape child news
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haha americans
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>>344626631

i hope this works for rape as well
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>>344628449
I'm pretty sure all of this is stupid people's fault, not nintendo's
americans are dumber than I thought
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>>344633708
aquarium
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>>344633652
>Oh, and why is every fucking church a Pokemon center, even the occasional gym
Because churches are more easily registered on the map. You'll notice that fire departments, police stations, libraries and other public service buildings are also 100% guaranteed to be a pokestop or gym. It's for the same reason that chuches are.
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>>344633428
Pokemon is a marxist warship, whose goal is to eradicate decent western culture and entertainment. How is it not a part of the jewish master plan?
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>>344633786
the dumpster
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>>344633462
>Believing people just because they write under a brand
I've debunked lots of claims from snopes to know they're having an agenda
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>>344633858
Pokemon is Japanese and the Jew fear the Samurai.
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>>344631057
>in Europe the government and corporations can do whatever, in america at least the consumers also have power
>mfw steam didn't have refunds until the German government complained that not allowing refunds goes against their consumer law
>mfw Americans on /v/ started sperging out how Europeans are pussies and how refunds will ruin steam sales as if they weren't shit at that point already
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>>344633956
That had nothing at all to do with what I said. Do you have brain damage?
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>>344631892
Actually I'm pretty sure that one was legitimately fucked up since the coffee was literally boiling when that's obviously illegal.

Dumb yuropoor.
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>>344632702
Pussy.
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I don't understand the appeal of GO. You can't fight random monsters, only hit up gyms. You can't train them properly and it has the same tablet microtransactions as any other tablet game. The only reason you're playing is for the sake of collecting mundane 3d models for no benefit at all except filling up your pokedex.

Someone please explain it to me. Am I missing something? Isn't that the very definition of autism or aspergers if you're trying to collect a +1 for every street you visit, which you can't do anything with except brag about having collected 'that' pokemon.
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>>344634041
Obviously not, since i'm smart enough to not trust liberal bullshit shites
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>>344634125
It's new. No other video game is similar. Half the fun is having an excuse to leave the house and walk around.
It delivers on what Pokemon was intended to be better than the actual Pokemon games do, so there's also that.
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>>344627258
Pikachu
Choose
Pika-choose

Absolutely horrendous if you ask me
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>>344630325
basketball would suck ass
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>>344629891

>Moltress in Syria
>Zapdos in Ukrainia
>Articuno in south sudan
>Mew in the Honduras
>Mewtwo in area 51

Damn it would be so cool
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>>344634125
It has pokemon on it, thats all matters.
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>>344634135
Okay, thanks for confirming.
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>>344634250
How is it new? There are quite a lot of games using GPS that make you go outside and I fail to see what it even has to do with pokemon aside from the brand. It's quite a statement when a game's most prominent feature is trying to lob a virtual pokeball into a circle - that effectively doesn't give you anything except arbitrary score points.

I think you're misunderstanding what a pokemon game should be if you think it's about that.
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>>344631057
How's life in opposite land, anon?
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>>344634280
>putting any legendaries around niggers/sandniggers/spics...etc.
Why would they want people getting hurt?
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>>344630845
>>344630862
>>344630981
>>344631892
Standard clappers making the world a shitter place as usual. Using loopholes and crooked lawyers instead of common sense. How can you justify any of this?
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>>344634486
>How can you justify any of this?
I don't have to, I've got a lawyer to do that for me.
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>>344634125
walking/cycling around can be fun
even more so if you can catch digital pets
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>>344634486
You're right, we should make millions upon millions of laws dictating what you can do with everyday items.
This worked out so well in Europe I hear Norway and Switzerland are fucking begging to join the EU
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>>344634432

Can you read motherfucker ?

and stop bullying my kind desu
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>>344632750
>3rd degree burns
>from hot coffee

it's coffee, not a housefire
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>>344634741
>near boiling point
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>>344634626
>walking/cycling around can be fun
Holy shit what is WRONG with you?
This isn't the 1800s, physical entertainment is for stupid poor people without a STEM
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>>344634801
well memed my friend
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>>344634663
You realise in most civilised countries laws don't work like the ironclad be all end all's you americucks worship right? If there is a loophole and it's obviously a loophole, the judge can just say as much and override that shit for the sake of true justice.
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>>344634663
They're practically already a part of EU with their trade agreements and laws. Everyone can immigrate to Norway if they're from EU for instance.
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>>344629306
14
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>>344634432
No pain no gain nigger
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>>344634775
>make coffee hot as it is supposed to be
>get sued
>make coffee and wait for it to cool down
>get sued because customer misses a meeting or smth
>make coffee and drop ice into it
>get fired because customer yells at my boss that he didn't order Iced coffee
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>>344628449
people who die while playing this game deserve it
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>>344630325
I'd like to think that in at least a few timelines they decided to butcher all the black slaves and feed them to the pigs instead of setting them free
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>>344626631
No need I don't live in a country with 40% non-white.
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I thought /v don't like mobile phone games
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