What the fuck is he up to /v/?
>>344618490
why do people unironically act like PC games are better than console games? PS4 has the best games other systems can't even compete lmao.
"PC Gaming" yeah u mean downloading Pokemon GO on your computer and pretending u live in fucking japan.
just ignore it...
I don't think even Valve knows what to with him.
He represents the dark gods of the half life universe. The combine only joined together to try and break free of the dark gods like the gman. Gordon Freeman is unknowingly dooming all space/time.
WE'LL NEVER KNOW
NEVER KNOW
NEVER.
He's Tzeentch
I don't know why this Jovian fuck had to mess with the crew of Clear Skies.
Fucking space niggers.
>>344621463
>Implying valve has any fucking idea what he's actually doing. They'll just never explain it or come up with some extremely unsatisfying answer that will spread asshurt faster than Jeffrey Dahmer with a spiked cockring.
>>344621627
And I fuck up the greentext, time for bed
>>344618490
He's what an eldritch abomination has chosen to visually present himself as to guide humans into destroying his enemies.
>>344618490
They will explain him and ruin it.
It'll be the Reapers all over again.
>>344621627
>literally every action he takes indirectly benefits the combine and puts them in a better position, while keeping the appearance of helping fight them
>implying he's not just playing gordon for a fool
>>344621817
Blowing up their tower and then blowing up their portal was beneficial for them how?
>>344621817
Stopping the Gene Worm from terraforming Earth (not canon lol) benefits the Combine?
>>344618490
I've just assumed that he is working on the behalf of a currently unknown race from another dimension that opposes the combine but may not have benevolent intentions of their own for Earth/humanity.
>>344618572
Go and stay go
They should get the DOOM 2016 team to conclude Half-Life.
>>344625301
>>344626543
>Gordon goes to the Combine Overworld and skullfucks every last one of them with his massive throbbing crowbar cock.
>>344625662
I assumed a sort of cabal of space illuminati merchants.
Like, I'll send a ghost agent to free earth from the combine. That'll raise the price of space-oil.
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Half-Life 3 will make Deathmatch Classic canon
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