>Playing Overwatch
>Playing as Genji
>Another faggot decides to pick him after a minute when I had it first
>Pasty white boy tries to down talk me how its my fault we lost
>Get on the mic and tell him to shut the fuck up
>Stays quiet the rest of the match
Post your alpha stories on vidya /v/
>>344616856
why do people unironically act like PC games are better than console games? PS4 has the best games other systems can't even compete lmao.
"PC Gaming" yeah u mean downloading Pokemon GO on your computer and pretending u live in fucking japan.
>playing overwatch
>now entering temple of anubis
>prepare to attack
>>344616856
>alpha stories
>playing Overwatch
nigga you a fuckboy
>>344617223
Dont even like the game but I'm stuck with it so mind as well play.
>>344617002
That post... it's so shit I don't even know where to begin. You think that's hyperbole? I literally don't even know where I would start.
>>344617002
PC has like 95% of the games of PS4 but better in every possible way, only a shitstain casual would buy a PS4 and play multiplats on it.
The consoles that best complement PC are the 3DS, Wii U, Vita and maybe one day PS4 when it gets more than one game.
>>344617323
Emulate something.
Play TF2
>>344617002
low quality bait
>alpha
>role playing as a little jumpy ninja faggot
HA
>>344617718
>>344617330
>>344617397
easiest game of find the triggered pc autists ever
>admin of most populated surf community on CS:GO
>retards come in and try arguing with literally anyone
>try to yell over me but i mute them and talk to them like the children they are
>get btfo after i unmute, they just surf as if nothing happened
>ban them afterwards because i can
>>344617906
>Letting others tell you how to play a game you bought
>>344617002
>And now for some off topic platform war bait
You are the cancer killing /v/
End yourself
>>344618261
what is dead may never die
>>344616856
>be a NEET
>literally 50 pounds overweight and 31 with no job history
>finally play overwatch 2 months after its release
>dad apparently had no money for my vidya but plenty for his smokes
>screaming on mic
>literally entire family tells me to shut the fuck up
>go to bathroom and pee all over the toilet seat
>mom comes into my room an hour later and tells me to clean it up
>no.jpg
>fast forward, its 3am
>still screaming on the mic in the dark of my room
>dad walks in tells me he has to get up 2 hours for work, cant sleep
>"fuck off I wish you would stop breathing"
>doesnt say anything and goes back to bed
>give it 10 minutes
>walk up to their bedroom door
>pull pants down
>spread cheeks
>position anus to wall
>let out my nacho-cheese-dorito-mountain-dew-anal-blast
>hear both of my parents crying
>"Play of the Game"
alfa as fuk
mfw
I was playing a couple days ago and one teammate sounded about 4 years old. He angrily corrected me and informed me that he was actually six. He proceeded to be a completely useless shitbag. I tried to tell him nicely that he should practice more before playing comp. he started squealing incoherently. Another dude hopped on the mike and was friendly with him. He started telling him all of the "cool" hiding places his parents probably keep their gun. He proceeded to try and convince the kid to find the gun and gave instructions on how to play with it "safely". After a while, a very pissed of woman got on the mic screaming about reporting and how sick the guy is for trying to kill her kid. Yeah it was fucked up.
WHERE ARE THE D. VA BUFFS??????????????????????????????
>>344618261
I don't disagree with you about console wars being shit, but it's hard to call them the "cancer that is killing /v/" when embarrassing bait posts like this exist >>344618728
/v/ has been long dead anon.
>>344619115
maybe if you werent a /v/irgin then your parents would love you too
>>344617127
That level is more tolerable than the Russian level personally.
>>344619107
Bitch is fine.
>>344619271
>bitch is fine
>""""tank"""" that can only do damage uo close, where her hitboxes is the size of the average feminist meet up attendee
>one of the worst ults in the game
No
>>344619221
>this butthurt
>>344619639
>butthurt
>implying
you're mad cause I said so lol xDDD
dyel faggot?
>>344619850
You have a problem anon? Like on autistic problem? You seem like your hurting and I hear they have help for that these days I here, you might should look into that. Deuces
>>344620197
I mean yea you can say all that but you could have just said "no anon I do not lift and I am a fuccboiiiii"
>Playing GTAO
>Doing CEO missions
>Head Hunter
>Level 46 tries to protect the terminators
>BTFO of him and kill the target
>Kill him 37 more times in a row to teach him not to cross me again, and that him showing up to the mission pissed me off
>Send him a message on the phone asking if he learned his lesson
>He leaves the session
>mfw
I rage quit today because my whole team kept busting my balls saying that I sound like Adam Sandler and quoting his movies.
>>344619546
>tank
>damage
>>344621217
I agree that isn't the point of tanks. Trailpig needs nerfed.
