That friend thread
>That friend that always says
>This game is rigged/against me
>The lag is horrible
>I DODGED THAT
he didn't
>He oneshots me every time!
>>344601440
>that friend that spouts /pol/ shit in game servers, gets banned, and drags you to another server only to continue the cycle
Holy shit, Mike, calm the fuck down.
>>344601679
uh oh, my name is mike... and i DO THIS FUCK! WHO ARE YOU!?
>>344601440
>That normie friend who only plays halo and makes fun of the games you play.
>>344601679
>got banned from an Insurgency Server because I talked positivly about the 2nd amendment
Shiiiiiet, SJWs are literally every fucking where.
>That friend that always says salty when he wins
>>344601440
>join friends party chat
>dude I dont know in there
>sounds white
>unironically says nigger every sentence
I didnt know what to say
>unironic black guy on other team
>AWW YEAH NIGGA POP DAT MUGGAFUGGA
>SHEEEEIT WE WINNING NOW NIGGAHS
>DAYUM BLUE TEAM GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER LMAO
>gets muted and banned for racism
>that friend who always bullied his little brother while playing vidya
>>344603706
Playing with black people is fun as shit, they get sassy whenever you're fucking up and just speak and say funny shit
>>344601440
>That "friend" that's way too competitive for his own good
>that guy who thought every FPS was some kind of tactical simulation instead of shooting fun
>"alright guys, grenade out!"
>>344603907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRYwiY2q1PE
>>344604209
>10 of my niggas come over there with spatulas and spank yo ass
holy shit
>>344603907
it's not my fault my little shit brother only comes up when me and my friends play vidya
>>344604209
Do white people actually think this is funny?
Maybe back in middle school for me
>That one friend who said that borderlands2 did not reuse the same textures.
>That one friend who said dead island was repetitive and then went straight back to gun hunting in borderlands.
>>344604102
>play with dude in overwatch
>he's pretty chill in general, but not in game
>if playing with randoms, flames them whenever they pick characters he doesn't want
>and blames them whenever we win
>rages basically every single match
>if playing with friends, he tries to micromanage everyone's picks all the time and will insist over and over that they switch to the hero he wants them to play every single time they pick something he doesn't like, would argue with them at length until told to cut it out by a mod
>it got to the point where he got b& from the discord I was in just for starting shit too many times
the guy was a great player but he just wasn't fun to play with half the time
they call those people"toxic"because they create a shitty atmosphere for everyone else
>>344604612
>and blames them whenever we win
I meant
>and curses them out in chat after each game regardless of if we win or losecaptcha : 420
>>344601679
>hotseating with a friend like this on my PC
>it turns out him being a raging racist that calls people retards and faggots is more popular than me quietly calling out information, because I get like 2x as many friend invites as normal
>>344602875
maybe you should stop being a racist cuck, michael
>that one friend who plays nothing but the same games every day and then complains "they don't fill the void anymore"
>when they have 300+ games in their library to boot
>>344603338
>join party chat
>white dude spewing "nigger" everywhere
>doesn't say "sup cracker/honkey" back
>>344604986
Im not black though,i'm Mexican.and I sound like a white guy anyways
>that one friend with an anime girl avatar
Please just stop, it just makes me want to pin you down and force my dick inside of you.
>>344605519
>ahegao avatar
>has a deep gruff voice
I lose my shit everytime
>>344604102
Oh, and I forgot to mention that it's usually at non-competitive games.
>That friend with the ridiculously hot mom
>that "friend" who wants me to play with him and his gf
>>344606430
>that friend with the mom and dad who cared for you as if you were their ownbecause your mom was dead and your dad was a crack addict and they knew how shitty your home life was
>That friend who wanted to turn every games into "whoever wins get the loser to do one thing he wants">Always ends in gay shit
>>344601679
Go to bed Conor.
>>344607205
I think I know you.
>>344608297
you don't because I completely made that up
>>344604434
Black people being themselves has been a comedy staple for white people for well over 200 years.
>>344608449
Oh....Okay.
Y-you got me!
>>344608449
don't do thatbecause I lived it
>>344608624
there there anon.you can't stop me
>that friend with the shitty microphone that has a constant buzz whenever he speaks
>>344608110
When I was a kid I used to go over to my neighbour's house to play a lot. They were richer than us and their son was about 4 years older than I was and had lots of video games. We used to play together a lot. I'd play while sitting on his lap and sometimeshe'd pop a boner but young innocent me never questioned it for some fucking reason.
In retrospect I ended up doing a lot of borderline gay shit as a kid.
>>344603108
2nd amendment was retarded.
Antifederalists were cancer in general.
