Favorite game, darkest secret.CrysisMy favorite game of all time is Crysis
>>344601207
Alpha ProtocolI spent 2 weeks in Bangcock on a business trip and fucked 1 female prostitute, then got propositioned by a cute ladyboy and paid for her to stay in my room the rest of the 13 days and fucked her every free moment I had
TerrariaI use the Steam Controller for every single game I play, including shit like DoW and TF2
I loved FF XIII, especially 2. It really did time traveling right and the TIME AND SPACE song was 10/10
>>344601631
That's real fucked up.how do you even mine accurately in terraria with a controller
>>344601819
It helps with piloting the Apache.
Deus Exmy guilty pleasure is playing story based games with minimal gameplay with a blanket wrapped around me while it rains
>>344601925
???
There's no Apache in Terraria...
>>344602139
should we tell him?
>>344602187
That there are Apaches in Terraria?
No, keep it a secret.
>>344602187
>>344602283
There's aren't any fucking Apaches in Terraria. I don't know what type of shit you're trying to pull on me, but it won't work - I wasn't born yesterday. In fact, I've been battle hardened by over a decade on 4chan and have trolled with the best of them.
>>344601819
ayyo hooool up, if you didn't know the touchpads are more accurate than the analog sticks on DS4/Xbone, and Gyro Control brings it up to Kb/m tier. Anyways, the right pad is set to "screen space" which mimics where your touching the pad to the screen. I have it set to be at the very center of the screen (right on your character) and the size is just right for your maximum mining/placing distance. Left pad is a D-pad for things like quick buffs/heals and torches, while stick is movement. Because the right pad cant reach the menu properly Start button opens the menu and changes the controls to a normal mouse and a scroll wheel, so that I can navigate and scroll in the menu fine.
>>344602413
There are Apaches in Terraria.
Deus ExI couldn't wipe my ass until I was about 12.
>>344602413Basically there's a video where the exact same thing is happening: three guys in a Terraria voice channel start talking about sniping zombies and flying around in an apache, and a turbo autist with a voice to match gets super triggered and starts screaming at the top of his lungs for them to stop lying.
>>344602458
Have you played the latest update you fucking retard? the physics are great.
>>344603157
shit, meant for
>>344602413
DOOMI paid a hooker to recreate this scene
>>344603519
Does anything else happen in the scene?
Does she suck his dick?
When I was a kid, from ages 7 to 10 I used to regularly steal when I visited my aunt's place so I could buy vidya. It was around 400-500$ total during those 3 years. Eventually I realized how fucked up that was and stopped, and I used my first paycheck to visit her and slip 600$ in her wallet while she wasn't looking.
Dark SoulsI was madly in love with a tranny I met online for a little over a year
>>344603945i stole from my grandma for a couple months. I got found out eventually and apologized. I didn't really pay her back but I drove her around to shop and pick up prescriptions and other errands during her final years.
>>344603609
Do you really not get the reference
>>344604292
I never got found out and I'm too big of a pussy to admit.
Trust me I wish I got found out It would have been way easier for me, repaying didn't really change much.
Fire EmblemI sincerely believe that everyone on this site are just bored teenagers and the oldest person here is most likely under 30
>>344601207
>Monster Hunter and Halo 3
>I had a huge crush on this girl while in grade 2 until I found out she was retarded. After that point I stopped not because I fell out of the crush but because she was no fun to play with, spazzing around too much>I'm trapped in an endless cycle of fap and 4chan
>>344604754
The best cycle.
How long, anon?
>Skyward SwordI had never owned a console or handheld growing up so SS was the first Zelda I had ever played
>>344601207
Silent Hill 2I was a brony and I regret nothing, I never went full autism with it and the show was genuinely good for the first 2 seasons
Paper MarioI have a loving gf of over 3 years and I'm still in love with another woman who I think I might see this weekend.
>>344604981
Since May. I don't even enjoy it anymore.
>>344605334Season 4 and 5 are pretty good. Season 6 hasn't fully played out yet, but it's holding up. Fandom is still extremely autistic, though.
Majora's MaskI have a fart fetish
>>344605480
>Since may
Yeah try doing this for 9 years.
If you already don't enjoy it get the fuck out before you get too attached and everything else becomes boring.
>>344605648I totally stopped watching part way through season 3, it felt like they became too aware of the adult fans and pandered to them and lost the innocent charm it had.
The Dark Souls games. Can't choose between any of them.I have been obsessing over a female friend of mine for a while. She knows about my feelings for her and doesn't mind, but I always feel like I am annoying her. She doesn't want me to end our friendship, but I fear I may progress too far sometimes.
>>344605468
Maybe your girl is up for a patricians threesome? You'll never know unless you ask. My fiancée wants to do MFF but we can't find a third.
>>344605665How does the work with your love life, if it exists?
>>344605902The closest thing I have to a love life is a weird porn collection
>>344601957
>minimal gameplay
worst one itt
Valkyria ProfileI'm a sex addict. I reached a point where I did things like hiring a prostitute once per week or having my dick sucked by an unknown man in a shopping centre's bathroom..I'm trying to fight the addiction; I've reached six weeks clean and I repeat myself every day how self-destructive my lifestyle is.
System ShockI lost my virginity at age3
Nier
I'm not even gonna spoil this shit
I genuinely enjoyed mass effect 3 and thought the ending I got suited how I played the games.
Warcraft 3I browse 4chan every day looking for love, but it never lasts
>>344601207
Crysis is a great game, anon. It sucks that Crytek will never make good games like Far Cry or Crysis ever again.
Mine:
Bayonetta 2.The girl I'm interested in is so fucking confusing, I have no idea if she likes me back or not. I've given her a couple of subtle hints that I think she's cute, but either she ignored them or didn't notice them. We're going to hang out soon, I'm going to tell her straight up how I feel. I'm probably going to end up regretting it, though.
>>344606257
are you a boy or gril
>>344606495Boy
>>344606368
No, anon. NO. Don't do it. People pick up on this shit in an instant. She's just ignoring it and hoping you get the fucking hint.
>>344601925link pls
Star Wars Republic CommandoI never learned to shit in the toilet until I was 7 and always tried to hold it in because I had deemed it too painful. There was a lot of shit-stained underwear.
>>344606368
/v/ seems to shit on it whenever they can. I think it's because so much of Crysis' armor aesthetic plagued your average FPS in the years following it.
>>344605881
Not at all, she's very conservative and traditional and so am I. Honestly it would invite jealousy, and I wouldn't be surprised if it did.
Guild wars 1when I was younger (5-7) one of my other guy friends and i would rub our bodies together in bed. Neither of us have talked about it since then and both of us have stable and happy relationships with females.
Tales of VesperiaI like to write short stories and I only show them to my brother and nobody else. Sometimes I think about sharing them in the internet.
>>344606646Post one so we can judge your writing
>>344606368
DON'T. She's just trying to pass it off as harmless compliments. If she wanted you, she would make it clear. Don't ruin a friendship on "what ifs". Believe me, I learned the hard way.
>>344606646
What type of short stories, anon?
>>344601207
System Shock 2I'm gay for hairy men
>>344606628
Well then the right thing to do would be to break up with her. Dragging it on will only kill the relationship slowly from the inside and hurt you both. Best of luck anon
>>344606646
What are they about?
>>344602656
Is there something wrong with your arms? There has to be a medical reason behind this.
>>344606646
Are they literotica about your brother bullying you with his superior dick?
>>344606580
So you just shit your pants every time? Why was it painful? What is there to learn?
>>344606805
Thanks man. Obviously this isn't an easy decision but that's something I've thought of a lot
>>344606867
I can't recall the exact reason. I think I was too afraid of getting shit on my hands or something.
>>344606646are they spoopy?
Portal 2My girlfriend knows my snake fetish and makes fun of me in bed by making hissing noises and pretending to be a snake
>>344606889
>>So you just shit your pants every time?
Yup
>Why was it painful?
It was in my head that taking a shit was painful.
>What is there to learn?Trying to hold your shit inside the closet is not a good idea, it accumulates on your intestines and hardens. Had a special liquid inserted through my anus to dissolve it.
>>344606701
>>344606731
>>344606831
I just write about what I feel like. Sometimes I use dreams I have as inspirations. I wrote the other day a cyberpunk-horror story but its too long to post.I can post a summary
>>344607072
you have a nice girlfriend
dont let them take her away from you
>>344606565
>>344606708
It's just so confusing. She does all those weird little things that girls do when they're interested, but I called her beautiful not too long ago, and she basically just said "oh that's nice."
>>344607136
Post a fragment then.
Vampire the Masquerade: BloodlinesI come into every single one of these threads and write out the most depressing and heart-wrenching story I can come up with on the spot while still making it believable, and then I masturbate while watching the (you)'s and the sympathy roll in. I haven't posted anything in this thread, yet.
>>344607072
thats cute how your hand does that.
>>344607136
That would be groovy, anon. This isn't exactly the best place for constructive criticism but we'll tell you if it's shit without hesitation.
>>344607235
When a woman is interested on a man she makes it clear.
The tsundere shit only happens in fiction.
>>344607235
>>She does all those weird little things that girls do when they're interested,
And these things are?
>>344601207
Alan WakeI enjoy breaking women's hearts. Feels so fucking good.
First time playing HL 2 and Ep One, i was so immersed thay i thought event really took place in real life. I just wanna go far away from that citadel detonation
>>344607235
She's just trying to deflect it without hurting your feelings. It sucks but just remember, women are whores and infidels who will be purged in glorious flame when the truth becomes manifest and the signs of the cosmos are written upon the brows of this earth's end.
>>344601207
Crusin' USAI've been on 4chan for twelve years and can't stop. I got my MBA and masters in accounting, own a nice home, a new Corvette, have friends and a girlfriend. Yet I'll be in my office or at the bar shitposting on my phone
To the newfriends among us, please leave while you can and I mean it not out of spite but as sincere advice.
>>344607235
I've been in your position, and instead of telling her I liked her I just flat-out asked her why she kept giving me mixed signals. Her answer was basically:
>Well I'm not ACTUALLY interested in you, but I think it's really nice when you're nice to me and I don't want you to think I don't like it
Fallout new vegasTheyre gonna rip this thread sadly
>>344604302
No, care to explain. It looks like something frim a jav porn video..
>>344607568
fucking story of my life
Never waste years on a female that you can't be sure if you will fuck or not
>>344607639
Lurk more or return to reddit
>>344607262
>>344607328
All right then, here's the introduction:Cosmos Corporation. Founded in the year 2047, 50 years ago. Its founder and still current CEO is Norman S. Mormont. He was an avid archeologist before founding the company when he was 40 years old. He’s now 90 and he doesn’t looks like he’s going to retire anytime soon. Since it was founded, Cosmos Corporation has made breakthroughs in medicine, technology and education. With the current technology, the average human can live 150 years and people rarely get sick. In 10 years, Cosmos became one of the largest corporations in the world and in 20 years it became the only corporation in the world. Now it’s only known as “The Corporation”. They regulate the world, and mold it as they see fit; but with fortune, comes famine. The world has changed. People sometimes get the feeling that humanity was not supposed to walk this path. The feeling that we got sidetracked. And now little by little we become less humans. Our minds can be uploaded to the system. If someone shoots me in the street, my mind is safe and ready for a new body. When our minds start to deteriorate, we get deleted. Population is kept in check. When a baby is born, the doctors document the day and hour he was born and the day and hour he is going to die. We have been stripped off our freedom. The Corporation controls everything.
The protagonist's mission is to infiltrate the corporation and uncover their secrets. What he's going to find may change his perception the world and humanity itself.
>>344607568
Well I want to tell her anyways. If it works, perfect. If what you say is true, well then I had fun in the month or so I've known her, but I would be better off without her.
>>344607072
Anon, I think your girlfriend may actually be Randy Orton.
>>344607235
Old man here. Sincere advice: make your romantic intentions clear from the beginning. Don't half ass it, don't think you'll be their friend first then go romantic. Flirt, talk to them, ask them out, keep flirting and get physical (touching), go for a kiss.
You don't want to waste time on something that's going nowhere.
>>344607739
It looks too rigid. Like, a catalog or a trial transcript.
>Anon went. Bought eggs. And milk. Then he arrived to his house. Used the eggs to make omelette. And he drank the milk.
>>344601207
Chrono TriggerI regularly fap to furry, loli, toddlercon, bestiality, and other shit. I have gotten off to softcore CP. When I feel in the mood for it I look up stickam/webcam sluts, download the youngest looking one I can find, and get off to it.
>>344607739
Sounds pretty neat mang
>>344607723
I really dont give a fuck if i find out where its from. Wont bother me non either way. Heres your other (You) but you should go fuck yourself before you go to bed.
>>344601451
Did you post the detailed story somewhere? I remember reading something similar.
a link to the pasti sweat a lot and there's nothing I can do about. I especially sweat a lot in my ass crack. It gets so bad that if I sit down for about an hour and I get up, the smell from my ass sweat will start to spread everywhere. I've tried everything I could to stop this but nothing seems to work very well. As a result I've become super self conscious about myself
>>344607976
I see. Maybe its because English isn't my first language. Will work on it.
>>344607991
thanks
>>344607723
i'm not the guy who replied first so don't mistake me for the other guy
>>344607557
Gonna need a source on that pic.
New VegasFetish is unusual female
>>344607871
It is, the only matters now is flatly ask her feelings toward you. That's the reason why you feel something is wrong all the times. Whatever her answer, you should can see whether it actually yes or no. Yes, continue. No, just move on anon, no need to waste
>>344607976
>>344607739
Agree with him. Try to expand your vocabulary a bit. This reads like you're filling out a questionnaire, not trying to tell a story
Chrono Trigger DSI bought a masturbator and hid it from my parents like it was the nuclear codes
>>344607025
Same
>>344608078
Was in a similar position but just my palms. Ended up getting an Iontophoresis machine. But they have medication and even surgery that will help. See a doctor.
Kerbal Space ProgramI have a drowning/quicksand fetish
>>344601207
Crysis was fucking good though
>>344607235
First of all how fucking old are you two? Second, if youre confused this much its not worth youre time. If she was into you she wouldnt be pussy footing around like a fucking middle schooler.
Grow a fucking pair and straight up yell her youre into her. Whatever she says will let you know if you need to keep torturing yourself.
Ive been there. Exact fucking situation. Found out she was fucking insane and was only trying to get back at her boyfriend. I wasnt gonna be a revenge. And if i went along i knew i wouldnt fuck her either way just ask her and if she gives you the run around, fuck her in the figurative sense and move on.
>>344608356
I couldn't beat it either. I almost looked it up, but I just decided that if I can't beat the game, I don't get the ending.
Still dunno how it ends. I hope that one day it makes me decide to go back and finish it.
>>344608078
That's hilarious, anon.I have toenail fungus on one foot. It kills my game.
>>344608356
You're the worst kind of scum
>>344608397
>30 lbs. of ass and pussy
>>344608220
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/159921#search=Wonder_Woman
I don't have a favorite game, I'm incapable of choosing.I have a nonlethal poisoning/cutevomit fetish. Whoops.
>>344608662
>rule34hentai
Pokemon Stadium, in part because of the minigames.I used to fap to my older sister. I've made good progress with stopping. It really isn't a good thing, anons.
>>344608703
What?
Metroid Prime 1 and 2I don't want to die, but I don't want to live anymore. The only thing keeping me around is my girlfriend of 8 years and my best friend. I couldn't possibly end my life because it would ruin theirs. I've been depressed for years but when I'm with everyone else I hide it. I'm scared my life will never amount to anything and I go to bed each night hoping I don't wake up.
>>344605846
I know that feel.
>>344608715I fap to my younger sister, who is now 20. I stole a pair of dirty panties from her room a couple years back, and recently tried to spy on her showering.
>>344608749
Prime sucks xd
Either Dark Souls or Rocket League.maybe OverwatchI'm writing my own religious text pretty heavily inspired by Finnegans Wakefor fun
>>344604513
Max Payne 2
I'm 30 and I've been hereforeversince 05
>>344607874
Kek
>>344608747
That website is shit. Pop-ups out the ass.
>>344608428
Thanks, I'll look into that
>>344608610
It's awful. I always get super nervous when I'm hanging out with friends and I have to get up to go to the bathroom or something
TF2My favorite game is modern TF2I used to be a brony when the show first came out.I have a female friend who I have feelings for, and I know she has/used to have feelings for me, but things never went anywhere. She went on a rant spree the other day, because I thought Pokemon Go looks like shit, and how I never form my own opinions and I need to try things before I shit on them.
I apologized, though I know deep down it's not my fault. She hasn't spoken to me since this, and I'm honestly pretty scared that I fucked things up forever, since she's one of my few real life friends.That last one isn't even a dark secret, I just need to vent that shit.
>>344608946
LOL. You're a moron.
>>344601207
To be fair, the first half of crysis was amazing. It wasnt until the aliens were introduced that the game turned to shit.
>>344608953
I also have naturally oily skin and often go to the restroom to rinse my face.
Do you shave your ass?
>>344603519
>her fucking face
Bioshock.I use to have a great time on this website but now I think all of you are faggots. You're either annoying teenagers or obnoxious racists, shitting up every fucking thread with your bullshit shitposts and the only games that get discussed now are Dark Souls, Overwatch and some eastern shit I don't like. Any thread that isn't vaguely related to vidya gets 500 replies and I fucking hate you dumbass fuckers. I truly wish those of you that migrated here from tumblr and Reddit would leave and stop pretending to be oldfags for epeen.
>>344608749
I felt like that for a few months last year. You know what cheered me up, got the highest score in my chemistry test in class. I was the first time it had happened since I entered college. Sometimes the dumbest things can cheer someone up as long as they are a change of pace.
>>344608986
It's okay, anon.Pokemon GO is shit.
>>344609259
What company?
>>344609086
I don't, think it'll help?
>>344609259
Where do you live?
>>344609259
Do you work for fucking Chic-Fil-A?
>>344608537
Honestly, it's really bland, especially considering what you have to go through to get it.
>>344609472
Definitely. I shave every few weeks.It makes wiping super quick, too
Dark Souls 3I make up a girlfriend because the woman I love is so much better than I am that I was surprised she told me that I was one of her best friends. Despite how much she makes me happy, I don't think I could date her. I don't want people to think she has a poor taste in men.
>>344606257
Story?
>>344609472
Everyone should shave their ass at least once a week, friend
Newcomers laugh until they try it
Then, they understand
>>344609259
You can't hide.
Super MetroidWhether or not a lot of these are true or false, these threads make me realize how human /v/ is, and that puts me in comfortAlso I've been here for over 6 years and don't know how to spoiler text without quick replying
>>344609259
Who the fuck would fire someone for being a queer? That's fucking retarded.
>favorite game
Xenogears.
>darkest secret
Being video games related? Ninety nine nights was amazing to me.
>>344609565
>>344609595
Thanks anons, you might have just saved my life
>>344609565
How do you even shave an ass
Don't tell me it's with a razor
>>344601207
Dark SoulsI'm a 21 year old virgin and my life is ruled by sexual frustration. It's been years since I went a day without masturbating, and on most days I usually do it at least twice. Recently, one of my best friends hooked up with this girl that was a part of our social circle, and before that I had been obsessed with her. I had dreams about her for years, and when I found out that they were dating, I nearly lost my mind. I still remember the sleepless nights, rolling in my bed, sweating with jealousy. The worst part was that he had broken up with his previous girlfriend less than a week ago, and he already won her over.They share an apartment together now. Hell, they're probably having unbelievable sex as I type this. Just thinking about all of this makes me want to die. I'm apathetic about everything when I don't shut it all out. I hate you, Aaron. I hate you so fucking much.
Valkyria Chronicles would be a close runner-up.
Shadowrun (the FPS game that was actually really fun but lots of people shit on it for not being true to the franchise)I'm a boy with a boyfriend. My family doesn't know.
>>344609575
I'm sure the reason she's put you in the "one of my best friends" zone is because you're distancing yourself, and not because your self esteem is ocean bottom. I'm sure that also doesn't bleed into your real life, and I'm sure you're not the guy who keeps bringing up all of his shortcomings in the form of self-deriding jokes that make everyone else feel very uncomfortable.
Dragon age originsi let my older cousin fuck me in the ass when i was 9 for a Dark Magician card, he didn't gave me the card
Street Fighter III sucked a strangers dick at his hotel room. Was kinda crappy, probably wont ever do it again.
>>344609718
Get a better fucking best friends you cuck
Also go fuck a whore
Metal SlugLost my virginity to a girl from 4chan
>>344601207
Ass Creed: BrotherhoodI love all of the AC games except Black Flag, Unity, and Syndicate.The love of my life couldn't care less about me. I passed her up in high school because I was retarded. She's the only woman I've ever been able to relate to.
>>344609810If his dick was crappy, you should have told him to clean it.
>>344601207
Resident evil 2I accidentally fucked my androgynous friend once
>>344609642
>>344609604
>>344609513
>>344609495
>>344609451
what did it say?
>>344609718The last time I had sex with was in 2010. I tried to hook up with two girls this year but I got stage fright both times. Now I'm scared that this might with every girl I meet from now on. I wish I had never started fapping
>>344609718
She's not the end of the world, bud.
>>344607287
are you the cancer bro from a few threads ago? if so, fuck you
>>344608629
It's a tube.
>>344601734
>I loved FF XIII, especially 2.
I guess that's your darkest secret.
>>344609898
He was a flaming homosexual, and if someone found out about it at his job he'd get shitcanned. That's about it.
>>344609715
I use electonic hair trimmers.I use it on my face too, after I wipe it down
>>344609889
What didn't you like about unity and syndicate?
>>344609895
>androgynous
tip them into the femme scale
>>344609970I've been several different people suffering from several different kinds of cancer for several years.
Tomb RaiderI had a gf on 4 years starting in college. We talked marriage and I even bought a ring planning to ask her to marry me. Before I did, she told me she was about a quarter of a million dollars in debt for student loans and I am not exaggerating. She was went to undergrad and grad school at a private college for sociology. I mentioned it to some friends and they told me to break it off since if we got married I could be dragged into debt and it would make it difficult for us to get a home loan. I broke it off telling her the truth why and she was really hurt that I cared more about maybe having trouble getting a loan than making a life with her. A few months later, I realized how stupid I was and that she was more important than money. I went to reconcile with her but she already moved on and got a decent job and a boyfriend who's a doctor. She's happy and I'm sitting here lonely.
>>344609890hah no i'm just no good at it and wasn't really getting anything from it. Other than cum.
>>344609718
>don't make a move
>regret it
Don't let life just happen next time. Take life by the balls and remember how it feels when you dont
>>344609718
You know what you have to do.Kill them.Just kidding
>>344602658
What, you don't think they're aware of what they're doing?
>>344607025
Poo in loo
>>344610049
what
Majora's Mask
I've been crying myself to sleep for two years.
>>344610060
>it's a guy dumps a girl for a petty reason episode
guys can't do this girls will always rebound
Shin Megami Tensei IVI really want to dress up like a girl and put on girly make-up, as a regular activity. I'm not one of those gender dysphoria guys, I know that I'm a man and always will be, but I think I'd look really cute as a trap
Sonic 3 & KnucklesI regularly ERP on F-list as burly alpha males, bishie boys, and tentacle rapists to indulge any fetish I have, and have lost all motivation for an actual relationship or sexual intimacy because of that, combined with torrenting Japanese porn games.
>>344609794
Don't worry, anon. I keep my feelings mostly to myself. She sometimes asks me if anything is wrong, but I can hide it. For her.
She's so amazing
>>344610138
What if he didn't read that second spoiler, anon?
>>344610198
make them start wearing girly shit if they look androgynous
Metroid Prime.Just today was the first time I spent money on a microtransaction for a mobile game. It was just two burgers but I promised myself I wouldn't do it again.
>>344607739
The premise has potential, but it's very clipped sounding. Keep working on it.
>>344610315
I don't think you understand anon. It was an accident. Both of us didn't want this.
Battlefield 1942I'm 31 with a professional career. To this day I can't pee at a urinal if someone else is in the bathroom. I can pee in the stall or at a urinal at a sports stadium with a bunch of people. But something about there being one or 2 other people in there makes my dick freeze
>>344601207
Quake 1.I like Brutal Doom v20b and Project Brutality 2.03 more than vanilla Doom. I've been playing Doom since I was 7, but discovered mods and the whole scene last year. It changed my taste for Doom, and playing vanilla is almost boring now.
>>344610058
Do you post fake stories in these threads to piss people off, because that would make me feel a little better if I knew you did.
>>344610376
dicks don't lie
>>344610046
Unity had a shit MC and story, as well as slow traversal.
Syndicate was hot shit aside from The Dreadful Crimes.
>slow traversal, even with the grappling hook/zipline
>leveled characters and enemies for no reason
>can only use one weapon at a time
>Mary Sue MC (Evie)
>comic book villain Templars
>"progressive" shit everywhere - no prostitutes, female gang members, POO love interest, and a crossdressing dyke for no reason
Shadow of the ColossusWhen I was in elementary school my friend and I would go over to each others houses and do gay shit together. Suck each other's dicks, give handjobs, hump stuff, etc. No butt stuff though even though he wanted to. I didn't really even get what was going on too much other than that it felt good, we were too young to cum jizz, fortunately. Totally heterosexual now.I'm 22 now and have never had a sexual experience with a girl.
>>344606628
>she's very conservative and traditional and so am I
>I have a loving gf of over 3 years and I'm still in love with another woman
>>344610257I want to fuck a pretty crossdresser/trap. No fake tits, just a very feminine face.
>>344610567
>Totally heterosexual
>>344610567
>totally hetero
>virgin
how do you know then?
sure you can pound off to it but you won't know till you got a naked person in front of you
>>344610295
What could I do to stop you, even if I wanted to?
>>344610471Depends on my mood. If I'm pissed off then I'll post something about getting molested to rile people up with justified anger, but if I'm feeling blue then I'll be a freshly diagnosed cancer patient with no money.[
Metal Gear Solid 2i keep the fact that I'm Catholic away from people i know because I think they'll freak out about itI've also been extremely depressed lately and I think I'm starting to get carpal tunnel in my left hand
Metal Gear SolidI've played every Zelda game and lost interest and quit after 20 minutes every time
>>344609065
>Half
Two levels isn't half of the game anon
I think the great gunplay held up those parts too.
>>344610779
Me too
>>344610779
Are you me?
>>344610748
I actually got molested when i was a kid and i think you should get molested for real.
>>344601207
WoTLK
Best version of WoW
>>344610771
>i keep the fact that I'm Catholic away from people i know because I think they'll freak out about it
Northern Ireland?
>>344610895
no sorry
>>344606368
Just tell her how you feel anon, worst case scenario she says no and you move on with your life, and you'll finally know instead of doing nothing and regretting it foreverlike me
>>344610970
>sorry
canadian
>>344608838I fucked my older half sister and still flirt around to this day. I fucking hate myself
>>344610873
>same here, i just don't get how people get into it
What did he mean by this?
>>344606646
My friend mentioned this a long time ago. I said I was bored and he said Iwrite short storieswhy don't you do the same. I'm like wtf for what
>>344611020
close enough
>>344607557
Are you having fun?
Dead SpaceEvery day I wish I was a woman. A big ass and tits bimbo slut of a woman. I wish I could dress slutty, walk around teasing guys, and sucking and fucking and taking cum everywhere multiple times a day. When I jerk off I can only cum to tranny/sissy stuff and some gang bang stuff. I have had and currently have a gf. It's always taken me a while to cum during sex and I have to imagine that I'm my gf and I'm the one getting fucked
Metal Gear SolidI have a fetish for being beaten and murderedI'm a boy
>>344610327
I am vidya jesus
I may forgive youif you tell me what game
>>344603945
You're a good man, don't let anyone tell you otherwise
Resident Evil 2I've made multiple cum tributes to my best friend.
Fallout New Vegas or Hitman BMI'm secretly bisexual and have had sex with several girls and just as many men ranging from twinks to traps.
>>344601925
well memed anon
Yakuza 2The main reason I want to move out from my mom's place and get my own apartment is so I can order and then constantly wear diapers without being found out
Arkham AsylumI've hated video games for years and realize I just play them to distract myself from my unhappiness. I don't even like playing them, I spend more time here talking about them or looking into potential buys that I will never actually buy or play.
Banjo KazooieI find kisses and cuddles way better than sex
>>344611026
Why would you hate yourself? Is she a whale?
Metal Gear Rising RevengeanceI masturbated to a completely normal 4chan postmore than once
Saints Row 2I become extremely attached to people very easily because i'm terrified of being left behind again. I consider my friends to be the most important people in my life, even if i've only known them short time, and just want to have them around. I feel my only worth is pleasing my friends. What does this say about me?[spoiler/]
>>344606104
seriously dude get the fuck off 4chan, youre going to find some cosplay thread one day, relapse, and pelvic thrust your computer into oblivion
>>344611316
That's cool I much prefer toeat ass or jerk off while my gf sits on my facethan have sex.
>>344604473
Shits complicated anon, it isn't worth dwelling on once you did everything you could to make it right.
>>344610876Me too, that's my fetish
Dark SoulsI think about raping and killing people regularly since i was a kid, i used to think everyone was like that but we just don't talk about it. It makes me feel better sometimes.Nothing horrible, right?
>>344611235
stay safe
>>344611181
we all have
>>344611259
i think for a lot of people they have the same idea, move out so you can be more individually free at home
>>344611316
well yeah because sex is portrayed as this clean amazing routine where everyone cums multiple times but it just isn't, it involves a lot of work
>>344611361
I'm always torn between Arma 2, MGS4, and Oblivion.I have a crippling sex addiction that consumes me and has absolutely ruined my sex life. I masturbate at least daily. What it takes to get me off has gotten progressively more hardcore to the point where I'm either A. having one night stands with girls who are piggish enough or with low enough self esteem that they allow me to humiliate them, B. having one night stands with people I'm genuinely attracted to, but are put off by my conduct in the bedroom, or C. running the risk of ruining relationships with people I like because I have to either fake an orgasm as a dude or just pretend I'm having an "off night".
>>344609718
i was in this same cycle at around that age, and i'll give you two tips:1. if you meet a girl, you have absolutely got to stop daydreaming about being in a relationship with them. it's going to destroy you mentally because you create these elaborate fantasies in your own head that exist to you, and so when you eventually get denied it hits you with the same force as if you had just left a serious relationship.
2. you probably should be lowering your standards. i'm almost positive there are probably girls practically throwing themselves at you but you're just too tunnel-visioned on these girls you view as "perfect" or "your soulmate" because of the elaborate fantasies i talked about above. when you finally experience someone giving themselves up completely to you, i think it will do wonders for your self-worth and your image of what a relationship is supposed to be. this requires you, though, to get rid of your old notions about relationships and to make reasonable concessions.
>>344610779
My friend says the same thing but his favorite game is smash bros. and he mains fucking Link
>>344611353
No,it just feels wrong. I can't control myself but that's bullshit cause I do it anyway.
>>344611259
Kill yourself.I'm the same way but with dildos.I'm a guy
fave game is Dark Souls
I might have raped a girl when i was 12
>>344610531
yeah his was hard the entire time I was inside him. Not to mention the intense prostate orgasm I gave him. His entire body was shaking all over while he was moaning.
>>344606368
Shadow of the ColossusI met a girl online sometime around last september when we played an MMO together. She was super into me at that time and was basically a textbook tsundere since she'd treat me more favorably than basically anyone else in our guild. I still talk to her everyday but I wonder if I only like her because she'd honeydick me all the time and if she's even still interested anymore. I'd ask but she's kind of terse and has a habit of avoiding topics she doesn't like. This ain't even a dark secret I'm just stuck.
>>344611150Jetpack Joyride.
>>344611546
gay!
>>344611539
You might have?
>>344609215
>obnoxious racists
fucking lmao toughen up you nigger loving faggot cuck cunt.
Do the nasty racists hurt you? Tell me where they touched you. Fucking retard.
>>344611539
elaborate anon
>>344611490
Jesus, anon. I'd kill to be in your position.I came very close to kissing my sister when we were both teenagers, but I pussied out. We used to "wrestle" a lot.
>>344611438
Weird but nothing too bad
>>344611260
you have my pity
>>344601207
.hack//G.U.I regularly roleplay on a certain RP site as futas, shotas, and handsome beefcake men and jerk off to the logs.
>>344605689
>9 years
Christ how haven't you killed yourself yet
>mfw I realize I've been here 8 years
CTRMy sister is also my daugther.
>>344611235
Pretty much this minus the having sex part.
Also Demon's Souls.
>>344611539i was that girl, i liked it
>>344611580forgiven
