Thoughts on Adam Sessler?
He's why I've never considered doing crack. It clearly fucks a dude up
His tits were the only reason I watched GamesMaster
>>344597336
Story on this pic? Is he a closet homo?
>>344597336
That's not Adam Sandler
![MW-002[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cUVcs7G.jpg "MW-002[1].jpg")
>>344597620
nah, its a pretty humorous rip on his former co host on xplay
>>344597336
I give him a 3 out of 5.
>>344597336
>Thoughts on Adam Sessler?
A has-been
>>344597732
Why? Does he hate her?
>>344597732
Yea haha just for laughs and giggles hahaha do u think he gave out bro jobs?
>>344597336
Social Justice is harmless they said...
>>344597336
>>344597961
>why?
because its funny
>does he hate her?
probably, but i've never seen any real evidence to suggest it.
granted, i dont really follow any sort of celeb culture so i wouldnt know anyways
>>344597732
Thank you based anon. I was hoping Sessler didn't have a mental illness.
![sumis-ahoge-confused[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VZYV1pD.jpg "sumis-ahoge-confused[1].jpg")
>>344597962
i mean, he might be gay. I dont really know, i just assume the picture was meant to be taken humorously since it shares the same pose and the same outfit.
>>344597961
it's just a bit of banter, do you not do this with friends?
>>344598220
You are all pretty disgusting
>utterly embarrasses himself and his employer by obviously being extremely on coke during a once-a-year international fucking trade show, the biggest one in your industry
>will always remember the excuses /v/ made for him
"he was really tired"
"he probably drank energy drinks all day"
>>344598220
>Being a real man = being a decent human being
Triggered so hard
>>344598220
>you have to be a man to be a decent human being
What a sexist fuck
>>344598261
no, I have never crossdessed as banter
>>344598317
Can someone please find the video of him allegedly on coke. I really hope it isn't as easy as typing "adam sessler coke" into youtube.
>>344597336
I wonder who's the biggest cokefiend in the industry, him or Metzen?
>>344598458
>allegedly
hilarious. answered your own question btw, obviously.
>>344598458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6P2synObts
third result for adam sessler coke
>>344598692
Okay because I found this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb8FLRg88EM
>>344597336
thread theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAXPUN2z2CE
>>344597336
It's a real shame he fell as far as he did.
>>344598856
yes because you clicked the one that said coke and left it at that instead of looking at the immediately adjacent video
>2016 /v/: spoonfeed me a video url even when i already know the search query to find it exactly
>>344597336
A fallen hero who once was a figurehead to defeat evil religious-right fucks like Jack Thompson. He debated some of those who thought video games made you violent and destructive, but fell in line with social justice like a lot of progressive liberals do today.
It's unfortunate, but he's a lost cause. He was once an ally, only now he vocally says he hates gamers and the very thing he protected in the early 2000s due to soggy knees and sexism.
>>344598220
if all you do all day is complain about people who play video games then you aren't a decent fucking human
>>344598692
Oh god nooooo ;;;;____:::::
That is so sad. Sessler I love you man, please.
I'm literally 30 seconds in and the cringe is too much. I love the man since xplay. I remember afternoon after school in elementary and high school a friend or two would come back to my place because my parents would give them a ride sometimes. We would turn on G4 and laugh our asses off watching xplay. I can't see my man Sessler like this.
REMINDER
http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/719762/star-wars-the-old-republic-and-why-its-a-success-sesslers-soapbox/
>>344598934
I didn't even get to that yet chill, I watched the video I posted, went back to this tab and refreshed and saw that you posted this already.
Not everything is a conspiracy to destroy humanity you fucking autist.
>gut punch of misogyny
what did he mean by this?
>>344599031
>defeat
>jack thompson
jack thompson was never anything but a joke and didn't need to be "defeated". He was a gnat who got himself disbarred.
>>344599116
the best part is when the guy he's interviewing chuckles and glances at the camera like "this guys so fucking high"
>>344599031
I've seen him say some based af shit about SJWs here and there. He is still redeemable, do not give up hope on Sessler.
>>344599116
>I can't see my man Sessler like this.
Well tough shit, he's a fucking loser.
was that really him in those tranny porn photos? that dude reaaaally fucking looked like him and Sess has been known to hit on trannies.
>>344599031
your room is messy because you are a lazy fuck
your grades are dropping because you dont give a shit about yourself enough to find/get the help you need
you're being a sassy faggot because you have no respect for the people who brake their backs twice over for you so you could be something great
fuck whoever wrote this
>>344599350
>He is still redeemable, do not give up hope on Sessler
>personal friends with zoe quinn
lol!
>>344597336
I just realized how stupid his game reviews were. He likes to twist and turn his sentences and shove them with bombastic words to make his reviews sounds much more in depth and complex but actually he was talking nonsense. He barely even review the game just talk about how this character affect this story of the game yada yada and make himself sounds smart. For fucks sake sess theyre just videogames not a book review we just wanna know if the gameplays fun and all thats all there is to it.
>>344599462
that's what happens when journalism gets flooded with English majors.
>>344599419
Please;_;
I remember a day when /v/ loved the Sess. Adam Sessler threads were met largely positively.
>>344598317
Why would anyone admit to doing drugs when they have a job? If you get called out you lie through your teeth and deny everything.
>>344599581
>implying many legitimate journalists weren't english majors
wtf
He was supposed to restore balance to gaming! Not join the SJW side!
>>344599589
yes I too remember the days when /v/ lamented over some shit, never-mattered tv show from the 90s because you guys werent on the internet.
never watched it one time. i was on the internet.
>>344599462
>He likes to twist and turn his sentences and shove them with bombastic words to make his reviews sounds much more in depth and complex but actually he was talking nonsense.
A gut punch of misogyny!
>>344599589
He's geniunely a good dude. I don't understand all the hate honestly.
>>344599637
they weren't, they were journalism majors
>>344599620
>Then you fall into the liar category accustomed to addicts
The world is tough. I'd have no problem with Sessler doing coke, so long as it didn't result in the videos we see.
>>344599462
You want to know if the gameplay is fun? Fun is subjective my friend. The best thing they can do is explain the game and how it works and how it all comes together then you can make up your own mind whether that sounds fun to you or not. If all they cared about was saying it was fun then everyone wouldn't give a fuck that some random person said a game was fun somewhere.
>>344600064
How hilarious would it be if he never had done any drugs before and that's just how he is lmao. I'd be angry as fuck personally.
>>344600020
yeah sorry kiddo the real world is calling and guess what sometimes people don't have the exact degree that goes with their field
an english major is far, far more valuable than a journalism major in today's environment because journalism is a fake major. english is not. english grads are coming into high demand now actually, as people have completely forgotten how to write.
>>344599462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B90frJAHoB8
>>344597336
He used to be cool. People change man
>>344600262
t. English Major.
>>344600262
if journalism is a fake major then how is english a real major?
>>344600262
nigga an english major is a journalism major, its the same shit
Adam kinda got a new video game show on omic-conhq with these two pictured
I made a thread about it once and was warned about off topic.
>>344600262
>english grads are coming into high demand
lol yeah at McDonald's. English is useless unless you get go for a Master's or Doctorate and you're talented enough to get your work published in journals. that or I guess if you want to move overseas.
>>344599350
Jesus. And I thought I was the last one to give up hope for him.
He was one a cool dude, but that times over man. Let it go because he ain't coming back.
>>344600262
>>344599153
Wow the G4TV website is still up! How? And why?
>>344600463
Nope. He was never cool. He was playing a part and reading a script written for him.
>>344597336
What about Morgan Webb? what the fuck happened to her?
>>344597336
tfw people don't remember this Xplay episode
>>344597336
>Adam Sessler
he's literally "you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself suck dick for $5.99" personified
>>344600996
She hosted the bethesda e3 conference with sessler the last two years and works for blizzard sometimes
she's rich as fuck and plays shitty MMOs all day
>>344600996
Did freelance journalism for a while, then she got a gig with Blizzard and ended up marrying the founder of Rhapsody.
>>344597336
I'd fuck him no lie
>>344600451
>The Last of Us is a necessary re-calibration of the role of violence in games and will undoubtedly be part of the ongoing debate in the medium
>literally never brought up in that context
>>344600741
er no it's really not
journalism is a non-major for people who don't want to do work. journalism majors don't feed into journalism work.
english, history, etc do however. because those people are the type to actually do work, hence they're the ones who get jobs.
journalism major is teh same as communications, graphic design, etc...not a real major. its for people who want to slack/party for 4 years.
>>344601648
butthurt english major detected
>>344600451
thanks for the kek
>>344601648
>History
History major is literal hell. I am triggered just by the mention of it. Jesus fuck. People who teach/study history academically are a special kind of autistic that most people just don't understand. I have never met people so intensely focused on looking as deep as possible into nothing.
History is no joke. English/Journalism/Graphic Design/Communications/Social Sciences are complete jokes though.
>>344597936
I thought you had to "be" in the first place before you could become a has-been?
You mean Adam "people who say mean things on the internet deserve to have their address posted everywhere" Sessler?
>>344598220
>you have to go outside and be a decent person to be a real man
>English major using a No True Scotsman
Please lay off the drugs, Adam.
>>344600756
Isn't that guy from etc?
>>344598052
>>344598923
ITT underagers who don't realize it was from an X-Play episode where he was making fun of a "sexy" photoshoot Morgan Webb did (that's the same outfit she was wearing in the shoot).
>>344597732
>got tit reduction
>married a wealthy guy
>acts super proper and soft-spoken as opposed to the silly energetic person she used to be
Fuck man.
Adam Sessler used to be great until he clearly had his soul sucked from him from G4, stopped giving a fuck, and went slight SJW.
Then again, who can blame him when you're at the hot end of the gaming community for so damn long? It's basically your job to interact with retards with extreme opinions all day every day on social media, and then try to review video games for them.
>>344599031
It's amazing how the new left has literally turned into the old right.
I was born in the 80s, and I swear SJWs are a mirror image of what the religious right were when I was in high school, they have the same attitude toward controlling people's speech and what media they should be allowed to consume.
I never thought I'd see the day that I'm agreeing more with the right than the left. It still blows my mind when I sit and think about it.
I give it ______
>>344598220
Alcohol is one of my triggers. This is especially problematic when a straight white abeled cis male is proudly exhibiting it in a photo.
You need to check your fucking privilege Adam.
>>344597336
Made me realize just what crack can do to a person.
>>344602348
I legitimately do not understand what exact message you are trying to convey with this post. Please expand on your thoughts
>>344603205
Same here. They are doing all the same shit liberals once claimed to be proud to fight against.
>>344602704
You tell me, Mike.
>>344597336
a real live faggot
>>344598392
Same, some of my mates have though
>>344602942
>got tit reduction
Where did this rumor start? She never got a breast reduction.
>>344599031
>Our rooms are messy because whining on Tumblr doesn't require getting of our ass
>Our grades are dropping because whining on Tumblr doesn't require studying or scheduling
>We are "sassing" you because you're too lazy to actually be a parent.
>You only think we're a lost generation because we are, and we're 100% the monster you created.
>And trust me, we sure as hell will make you regret not getting that abortion.
>>344602942
>got tit reduction
>married a wealthy guy
>acts super proper and soft-spoken as opposed to the silly energetic person she used to be
Of course. This is how you get financial security if you're attractive. The world makes whores of us all.
>>344602942
>acts super proper and soft-spoken
one of her favorite swear words is cunt
>>344602348
Real history majors are often sifting through 300 year old archives to find records on the one specific person or subject. The hours of dedicated autistic organization people put into sorting waifu pictures here is nothing compared to that.
Lots of people are armchair historians. Very few have the dedication it takes to actually examine the source.
The Sess has always been based and always will be. End of story newfags.
>>344603963
>Real history majors are often sifting through 300 year old archives to find records on the one specific person or subject
That is what I was talking about. I AM a history major. Those kinds of people are who I interact with on a daily basis. Autists on /v/ have nothing on them.
Sessler was just fine until that Call of Duty "Fight Against Grenade Spam" ad came out and he whined about how AWFUL IT WAS THAT THEY ALLUDED TO THE WORD FAGS ;___; and it was all downhill from there.
