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>This is a thing now Will pokemon go be banned soon?
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>This is a thing now

Will pokemon go be banned soon?
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>>344580106
One can hope
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I fucking hope so.
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>>344580106
They're just trying to nip the potential accidents in the bud.
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Natural selection often seems cruel.
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>>344580482
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>>344580106
Had a friend doing the same shit today, had to bitch at him to stop because l was shutting myself.

I know the game is addicting but come on.
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I appreciate the rapid reply from the government.

At least they are trying to keep up with trends.
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>>344580106
They'll probably just raise the ticket for operating a cell phone while driving.
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>>344580482
No, they made this so that when people inevitably crash, they won't be responsible, "hey, we warned you."
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>>344580106
I'm just gonna let this slip to ya'll little niggas out there that Pokemon Go is a prime opportunity for ya'll to make friends in real time real life.

It's not gonna last long though.
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How do you get completely into the other lane like that even while on your phone. Is that driver retarded?
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>>344581154
But these aren't made by Nintendo/TPC/Niantic.
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>nintoddlers getting into accidents one by one

Good. Natural selection working as intended

>inb4 le edge meme
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It seems irresponsible to let a game like that work when it detects you moving fast enough that you're likely driving.
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>>344581337
yeah I know.
I was referring to whoever made it, because when shit like that happens, people blame everyone.
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>>344581178
Nah mate. At this point I've accepted my bitter personality.
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>>344582514
Just give it a shot. Making friends is just going to get harder.
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>>344582942
I tried making friends using Pokemon Go, but all I've ran into are highschoolers.

I look like a creep standing around a bunch of kids.
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>playing pokemon games in 2016
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>>344580106
I wanted to start my own thread, but fuck it.

http://www.cartelpress.com/pokemon-go-major-highway-accident-man-stops-middle-highway-catch-pikachu/

>We spoke to one of the car accident victims and he also says he was also playing the game.
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>>344583581
That's a parody site, like the Onion.
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>Pokemon playing banned when you were a kid

>Pokemon playing banned when you are an adult
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>>344584018
literally what is the point of these absolutely ebin "satire" websites

do neckbeards jerk themselves off to it? regular comedy isn't good enough for them?
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>>344584232
I agree with you. If they weren't beta nu-male cucks, they wouldn't have to resort to such passive aggressive humor. I think anyone with self respect should only enjoy knock-knock jokes.
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>>344581364
Heh, nothing personnel, kid
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>>344584232
unlike this faggot>>344584470

I agree with you. One news satire is enough
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>>344584232
>fall for an obviously fake news article
>throw a tantrum
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>>344580665
Are you serious? Tell me you slapped this guy on the back of the head, hard. Or tackled him while he was playing to the ground and asked him if it "was worth it."
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>>344581447
Yeah, it uses GPS, it should easily be able to detect your speed. It sucks if you're a passenger I guess, but still it kills the spirit of pokeman journeyan'.
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I live in TN - we have the most highway deaths per year without this game so anytime a new fad or craze related to driving comes out TN Highway Patrol puts a shit load of money into ads like this.
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>>344587251
isn't the speed limit in TN 85
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>>344587291
Most interstate highways are 70 with a few exceptions. People still drive way faster than that here though.
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Literally all they have to do is make it so no pokemon appear when going faster than 10 mph.
That way you can still have the app open and quickly hatch eggs on road trips but you can't actually do anything interactive while in a car.
Problem fucking solved.
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>>344587462
yeah iktf

speed limit is 70-65 throughout my state but I usually go 75 or 80
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>>344580106
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>>344587519
They already have that for egg hatching

I see no reason to not have it for everything else
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>>344581178
Every I know who plays Pokemon Go are the same people I want to see as little as possible.
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>>344587608
That's some pretty good shit
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>>344587608
N-NANI?!
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>>344581309
he's not in the other lane, the trucker is playing it too.
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>>344587608
I like it
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>>344581447
I thought it didn't work over speeds of 15 mph? Eggs definitely don't hatch any faster while driving. And pokemon aren't found very often near roads in my experience so I just don't bother.
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>>344580106
No, that would be unconstitutional.

Who am I kidding, the US constitution only has like 6 months of life left anyway
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>>344588152

I've picked up pokemon while in a moving car, I'm not retarded though so I just tag along with my sister and hold both our phones in the passenger seat doing drivebys
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>>344588246
Nyaaahahaaaah

You have been visited by me, the night crawler. The demon wind howling through the night.

OWWW OWWW OWWWWWW

Fear me. Unless you and anyone reading this post respond, you will all die by the creeping hand of death that is I!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUiTEob4Kzg
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>>344588492
Painkiller is a 10/10 album desu senpai
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>>344581364
if you have to inb4 it then you know you're being retarded and should stop
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>>344584684
>MERELY PRETENDING
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>>344580106

Can we have more pokemon go stories continue d from this thread?

>>344574404

well here's mine but its a bit shitty. almost ran over 2 kids who were looking at their phone crossing the street trying to catch some pokemon. well i assumed it was pokemon since they were looking at it closely. kids just got startled and ran away. hopefully they won't get into an accident.

fuck this app is dangerous. i'm expecting this thing to get banned in about a week
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>>344588492
N-NANI?!
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>>344583581
>it's satire

That's a relief.
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this game is just a meme that keeps on memeing
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>>344588246
It's okay. It's pretty shit by modern standards anyway.
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>>344580106
Maybe in America since there're many enough retarded people who will die playing Pokemon GO in the country.
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>>344589118
I enjoyed not living in a dictatorship. Well, least I'm a dual citizen with Canada!
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>>344580106
holy fucking shit
ok
nintendo as we know it is over, Im sure of it
Im certain theyre preparing to move over their entire development staff over to mobile games development as of right now :((((
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>>344580106
very fast moving truck of speed
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>>344589786
It used quick attack.
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>>344583081
Last night I was bar hopping in down town Minneapolis and there were some drunk college girls dressed up, walking around and one stopped walking and the others were yelling at her to watch up and she just said "fuck off I'm trying to catch a drowzee!"
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>>344589118
>implying it's not modern standards that are shit
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>>344580106
Hopefully so /v/ can shut up about it
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>Live a 20-minute walk away from Aventura Mall, 5th biggest mall in america.
>About 7 or 8 stops and a pair of gyms along the way, pretty nice.
>The mall itself takes about 10 minutes of normal walking speed to get from one end to the other.
>About 50-60 pokestops and 4 gyms
>It's become the Pokemon Go meca in South Flordia.

Feels good, only problem is running both pokemon go and spotify during my walk combined with the blazing hot Florida sun might murder my fucking cellphone.
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>>344580106
nice fake shit, everybody knows you can't catch pigeotto you gotta evolve it
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How hard is it to put a feature in that disables the game if it detects you moving faster than 15 mph?

This would pretty much alleviate all potential disasters.

Right?
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>>344590408
>go for my morning run
>can't hit up stops or add to my incubator
Yeah no fuck you
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>>344588492
That ain't no pump-a-rum
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>>344590370
You can catch wild Pidgeottos, but you have to evolve Pidgeot.
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>>344587863
This so much
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>>344580106
why would somebody would be driving in high grass anyway?
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>>344590549
>running
hao do I stapp?
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>>344588492
DELET THIS


>>344590549
15MPH is a pretty fast run, my man.
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>>344590772
So their Toyota can use headbutt.
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>>344590408

In theory this should work but Nintendo would lose too much money
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Whoever said you dont see pokemon above 15 mph is lying. Ive been catching pokemon going 60 on the highway. Ill give you that its hard to hit the pokestops. But thats it
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>>344580106
https://youtu.be/LsAUpYH04pY?t=22990
the link shows a livestream of someone stumbling onto a murder
i think it will be shut down soon. theres been cases where pedophiles are setting up stops and waiting for kids.

some girl also found a dead body in the waters
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>>344590881
not very effective against a truck type
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>>344590978
>helping to solve crimes is a bad thing
>walking around the landscape for fun is a bad thing
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>>344590947
It's an unconfirmed rumor.
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>>344580624
>90's
>commercials tell you to buckle up
>2000's
>it gets turn in to law to always buckle
Hmmmmm
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>>344590978
that article with some girl finding a dead body in the water is fake.
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>>344590947
I thought it was just eggs don't count while you're going above that speed
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Why are Government agencies and news media giving Pokemon Go free advertising?
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>>344591148
Ive been catching Pokemon on my daily on the bus to work.
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>>344588492
crazy crow
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>>344580106
I don't know if this has already been posted, but here!

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/pok%c3%a9mon-go-armed-robbers-use-game-to-lure-players-into-trap/ar-BBu9Kwo?li=BBnbfcL
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>>344591205
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36757858/pokemon-go-player-finds-dead-body-in-wyoming-river-while-searching-for-a-pokestop

here you go, senpai. found a dead body in the rivers while pokemon hunting
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>>344587608
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>>344587863
The only people I know who play Go are fucking normies. So you're damn right.
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>>344588492
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>>344588492
Fucking retarded post, but the fun kind of retarded.

Please don't kill me
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>>344590408
I like to snag pokestops and pokemans while I'm on the bus on my way to work
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>>344580106
I thank Kek for unleashing this thing on a modern society who will find every which way to put themselves in stupid situations, mainly those that cause them personal harm.
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My house is touching a lake so magikarp pop up all the time in my house, probably the most common pokemon.
But holy shit this guy needs 400 candy to evolve, why is that so high? Is something able to lower it or does it represent how hard it was to evolve a magikarp in the original games?
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>>344590978
>He got fired from his job because he was streaming pokemon and visiting strip clubs
>People saying he was unjustly fired
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>>344592631
Because a gyarados is base 2500 CP
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>>344590978
>30 something guy driving around catching pokemons at midnight
>Uber driver
>uses the same name in Uber, pokemon go, and other social networks
>people raides him,gets banned form Uber and he loses the only way to support his family
Maybe now he will learn that he's too old for this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9_wBzzaypM
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>>344587608

>pidgeotto uses brave bird
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>>344580106
Holy fuck, that truck huge.
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>>344588492
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>>344592406

All glory to Kek
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>>344594983
too bad he wont, cuck
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>>344591148
I caught like 6 pokemon (as a passenger) while we were driving on the freeway at 60-70mph yesterday. You have to be fucking quick cuz when you get out of range, those lil niggas Flee from battle often.
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>>344581364
You won't have children either.
Natural selection working as intended.
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>>344580106
>Americans are so fucking stupid they needs ads to tell them this shit
This is as bad as the "DON'T SLEEP ON THE ROAD" advertisement for our aboriginals
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>>344581364
I've see a ton of normies playing this game. Way more than nintoddlers.
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>>344581364
>the physically stronger black people now starting to take over white countries

Good. Natural selection working as intended
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>>344584232
So that Kelly can exist to enlighten us.
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>>344581364

Nintenyearold autists sit in their room with both their 3DS' playing multiple versions of handheld Pokemon all day. Pokemon Go is for normalfags and genwunners.
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>Walk dog at local park
>Se everyone on their phone walking in spontaneous directions
>One kicks my dog while walking staring at their phone
>Catch a glimpse of the go app on their phone
Literally everyone I've seen on their phone today were playing this shit.
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>>344597423
Did you kick him back?
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>>344597662
Dog ripped him apart and ate him but no cared because they were all too busy catching Weedles.
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>>344590549
I think top human speed is 27MpH. Not that it's sustainable, mind you.
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>>344590978
What kind of dumbass follows a guy driving a car after he sees a witness? The killer's not going to catch him, the other guy can easily call the police during the drive and can stop at a public place with lots of people. Does the killer expect him to just stop what he's doing so he can get stabbed? The killer should have ran far away as possible.
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>>344599282
>after he sees a witness
I mean after he witnessed him killing someone. Whatever.
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>>344580106
>PSAs by the Department of Safety already
Hahahahahaha
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>>344592939
>And visiting strip clubs
It probably has more to do with the fake police calls claiming he was murdering people, stopping in the middle of highways, running over people, stalking, shit like that.
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>>344588492
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>>344588492
NO
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>>344599820
>It probably has more to do with the fake police calls claiming he was murdering people
Is it actually fake? Not saying it isn't just curious.
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>>344588492
YES
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>>344588492
BEWARE THE BEAST IN BLACK
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>>344600019
Apparently people raided his stream, calling the police department and emailing Uber themselves claiming he was doing all that. There's no 100% way to tell that it isn't true, but the chances of it are pretty damn low considering the guy wasn't arrested or even held in jail for any period of time, something would've happened by now.

I get that people think it's hilarious, but a family just got ruined. Uber was his only way to support the family, and his kid graduated this weekend and he can't even afford something special for it. Shit's fucked up man.
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>>344590604
No you don't I found a wild Pidgeot today.
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>>344588492
PICKLE PEE
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>>344580106
just when you think Nintendo is done, they pull another million dollar idea out their ass.
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>>344600335
theres nothing really preventing an uber driver from doing pokemon go bullshit while driving. if people who are your passengers complain about it then uber support would probably tell you youre getting complaints for unsafe driving and if hes not a dumbass he'd stop doing that. if he got deactivated then its on him. non-passengers putting in complaints matters very little to uber generally.

t. uber driver
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>>344593643
sounds like someone i know...
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>>344589118
Yea it needs to get with the times, like freedom of speech is so shit, like something might say something racist, the government needs to stop people like that!
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>>344580106
Driving while using your phone is already banned regardless of pokemon or not man
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>>344601175
>People who are your passengers
That's the thing though, it's just his statement, but supposedly he wasn't using it during uber drives, and you can see on stream how he pulls over when he wants to do shit like pokestops and catch things. Non-passengers put in enough complaints for them to suspend him, they appear to matter enough for that.

Gives me more fuel against Uber though, I know it's better elsewhere, but the experience around my area hasn't been great, and Lyft isn't even available here so that's not an alternative.
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>>344601820
my guess is that hes not telling the entire truth because uber knows exactly when and where you are online, and if he wasnt online then they wouldnt waste their time with stuff thats outside of their interest. i don't know the exact time intervals that it checks, but basically every minute you are online you have your location sent to them by gps. if hes not online, uber doesnt give a shit about whatever spergy bullshit a guy does. considering this is a grown man streaming his pokemon go adventures, i wouldnt be surprised if he was dumb enough to pick up fares at the same time.
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>>344602357
I mean, he was livestreaming his phone during that whole event. You can see his notifications and shit come in at the top of the screen, he never interacted with the uber app during that stream, so at the very most, it'd have to be an off camera thing
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>>344588492
Pls be gentle
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So what Pokémon are in your neighborhood? Im sic of catching Zubats and I only have two.
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Its too late.
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>>344588492
WE WUZ KANGZ
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>>344590549
boy you do not run 4 minute miles
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>>344603342
Nice fake

http://gravisludus.com/2016/07/09/pokemon-go-playing-driver-causes-multi-vehicle-accident-debunked/
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>>344580106
we already have laws against texting while driving.
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>>344580106
Euro Truck Simulator x Pokemon GO crossover?
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>>344580482
>They're just trying to nip the potential accidents in the bud.
They should ban niggers and single mothers, statistically over 1336.9999999(repeating)% of accidents are caused by those two demographics.
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>>344588492
You tricky bird!
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>>344588492
Nani!?
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>>344580106
Hopefully.
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>>344588492
nigger
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And gamer grills are proud of it.
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>>344588492
Keep this shit in /b/
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>>344602449
uber can see if hes online, and if hes not online, they don't care. he probably got suspended for a day or two because of the complaints and then once uber saw he wasn't online theyd put him back up. at the most they probably would rerun his background check to make sure he didn't get in trouble with the law. youre not going to get deactivated for bullshit complaints by non-passengers. if he's saying he got deactivated then he's 100% full of shit. people can get you suspended for a short period of time because of bullshit while uber makes sure its bullshit, but that's it.
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>>344587608
WHO IS DRIVING CAR
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>Pokemon Go gets free marketing
Those guys are genius.
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>>344588492
H-HES FAST
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>they didn't give me a 1080p 16 gym RPG w/ RNG frontier, RNG safari, and RNGame Corner for free?
>IT MUST BE BANED!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>344605405
I bet she joined team mystic
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>>344605687
BANED?!
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>>344590408
Pretty easy since GPS can detect how fast an object is moving. That's how Google maps can estimate your arrival time by the speed limit and how fast you're actually going.
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>>344588492
Not today, fuckface
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>>344588492
NANDATO
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>>344590549
Your fat ass probably never goes above 6mph from a morning jog. You aren't Hussein Bolt.
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>>344588492
KISAMA
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>>344593976

Fuck you, I was going to post this.
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>>344605069
Fuck off
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>>344605732
nope, team /red/dit
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Ingress existed years before Go did, I don't think so.
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>>344589398
Cool english, retard. Really showed us Americans with your barely-coherent post.
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>>344606474
Unlike Ingress though, GO actually has a userbase and gameplay to it, which is saying a lot because GO is barebones and I liked Ingress
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My colleagues always drive at 100km/h while chatting(in text) on their phones at the same time. Not saying it's right, but if they can't stop people from doing that, they certainly won't stop them from playing.
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>>344604850
which are useless
>soooo texting while driving are we?
>Oh nooo officer I would never do that, just looking at tranny porn
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>>344603331
Pidgey, Rattata, and just got a Doduo

>when your home is literally Palette Town tier
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>>344588492
NANI?
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>>344607783
The higher level your character is, the better pokemon you can discover.
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>>344606770
>GO has actual gameplay to it

????????
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>>344596461
AY YO HOL UP, SO YOU WAS SAYING...

WE
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>>344607953
>What are gym battles
Don't shitpost about a game you know nothing about, it gets obvious quick
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>>344608056
Oh, so P2W garbage.

Yeah, I think I'll stick to mobage that are real video games, like Love Live School Idol Festival.
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>>344596595
>A chap off the old block

doggy dogs etc
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>>344608154
>P2W
Actually, funneling money into the game doesn't give you an in-game advantage in gym battles, so again, you're still wrong, even though you tried to look up what they were.

And out of all games to point out as real games
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>>344588492
>>344588580
Post your face when
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/judas-priests-rob-halford-to-perform-with-babymetal-at-alternative-press-music-awards/
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>normalfags and nerds getting mugged and dying in accidents due to Pokemon

They're just virtual animals. Though the whole using a pokestop in a secluded area as bait and mugging anyone who walks by with their phone out was pretty clever.
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>>344588492
Nigger
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MY ANGER IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE /V/. I AM THE LAST REMAINING EMBER OF THE HATE THAT BURNED IN OLD /V/ TIMES. KILL YOURSELF AND PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES OR LIGHT YOURSELF WITH MY FLAME OF HATE AND SPREAD THE FACT THAT WE NEED TO PLAY SOME FUCKING GAMES.
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>>344608324
Good luck winning in gym battles if you started out late then friendo
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>>344608424
>tfw live in open carry, no permit needed state

Let Jamal come.
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>>344588492
Not this time
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high level pokomon where?
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>>344608730
>implying Jamal is mart enough to use pokemon go to mug people with

Too complex for the common dread donning nigger. I think Tyler and his buddies have this one in the bag.
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>>344608786
Gotta level up and explore areas m8. Had a pretty decent Pidgeot pop up.
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>all this dumb shit happens in burgestan
>tfw no burger
>tfw this shit doesn't happen here
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>>344580363
>>344580428
>waah! everyone else likes it so I hate it!
ah, i love this meme
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>>344608835
Advanced niggardry will come out of necessity.
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Wait, is this real?

Google isn't helping
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>>344609125
Why are you such an asshole, Cory?
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>>344609125
>tfw no burger

I'm sorry to hear that
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Banning it would be like banning smartphones for being 'too interesting'.
There are a million engaging things someone can do while driving but shouldn't.

The app makers' job is to make their app interesting, it's the people's responsibility not to use their phones while driving, not the developer.
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>drive around to other towns
>every fucking gym is red or blue
>only thing yellow is this holy shrine deep in the mountains

fucking hell instinct is such an underdog.
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>>344580106
I ran a red light today. Not because I was playing Pokemon Go, but because I was jamming out to a song.
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>>344610590

I ran a red light because I was hungry
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>>344608835
Jamal might not, but you're dealing with Jamine. Nigga rolls deep with a nerdy white kid and a mexican. You know how those mexicans love their pokemon, sonic and DBZ.

http://www.ksdk.com/news/local/armed-robbers-in-ofallon-mo-use-pokmon-go-to-target-victims/268681840
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>>344588492
ok, thanks
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>>344580106
You mean I can't trade my pokemon cards at school anymore?
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>>344591168
That's a good thing. People not buckling up causes more severe injuries, which costs the taxpayers more money for health insurance. If people just did what they were supposed to it could be more affordable.
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>>344588492
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggghhhhhh
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>>344588492
ok
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>>344608265
You realize this instance was intentional wordplay, right?
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>>344609125
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>>344588492
I'm not even mad.
BEWARE THE BEAST IN BLACK!
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>>344610031
>sweet potato fries
Divine.
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>tfw I didn't fell for the Pokemon Go meme
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>>344588492
Please fuck me, I need my cock wet
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>>344588492
Ayy lmao
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>>344580106
>Society now needs another SPECIFIC reminder not to drive distracted

And some wonder why cynicism and nihilism exists.
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>>344590408
GPS have to and this most likely does since its operating based on people and not vehicles, your GPS can either have lots of accurate results at slow speeds or gradual updates of fast speeds.
its to protect people from making guided missiles or some shit and then guiding them with gps
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>>344588492
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>>344590282
>Walking
>Florida

I used to live close to that mall. The entire state is made for cars. I am honestly surprised the Metro-Rail and TriRail still exists.
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>>344588492
save me immunity cat
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>>344590408
Hey i have a better idea!
How about not using the damn phone while you are driving at all
For fuck's sake, act like adults sometimes faggots.
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>>344606007
>tfw 6mph for 3 miles is challenging enough for me.

I never was good at endurance.
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>>344588492
KUSSSSSOOOOOOOO
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Anyone who does this shit while driving deserves the death penalty desu.
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The app can already detect if you're in a car, just disable it's usage when it knows it.
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>>344611756
That's the e problem though. Some people are so beyond hope we need to baby them into not using the app while driving by forcing it into the app.
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>>344588492
Save me
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>>344590549
How the fuck?
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>>344597907
Lmao
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>>344611885
>Some people are so beyond hope we need to baby them
no we need to arrest them for endangering the lives of every other person on the road
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>>344584232
>literally what is the point of these absolutely ebin "satire" websites
to trick ignorant niggers like you into sharing links of it, giving them more advertising dollars via clicks from all the other dumb ignorant niggers you're friends with.
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>>344590978
>is this guy playing Pokemon too?
>oh my god I just witnessed a murder
>he's chasing me
>HOW DO YOU CALL 911
>operator thinks he killed someone for a split second

Why is this game being caught up in so much crazy shit
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>>344584232
>regular comedy

That's not a thing
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>>344608154
>Implying Idol Festival isn't P2W

Oh yeah, needing to have a team of the same category in order to S rank it and characters that loosen the timing window is a RHYTHM GAME is totally fair.
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>>344611691
You have no idea how good you have it.

I was born and raised in south FL near Fort Lauderdale, used to think the same way. Then I had to move to Baton Rouge for university and dear lord, I'd say over 80% of the intersections here don't have any pedestrian crosswalks or cross signs. Good luck finding major streets with sidewalks too

It's fucking suffering.
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>>344597907
>keep setting up lures
>force people to spend money to catch them
Diabolical.
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>>344612271
git gud
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For shits and giggles I drove past the park where a pokestop like 1/2 an hour ago at midnight.

Sure enough there were 3 cars parked infront of the sign with someone in the car playing PKGO.

I joined them.
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I spent the whole day walking around the of South side of Chicago with some friends pokemon going today

Ask me anything
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>>344612428
>everyone stands outside and catches everything for free
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>>344597907
this is how you get vandalized.

People are definitely going there at night.
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>>344612493
how's the afterlife
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>>344612438

The point is, I did git good. Full combo'd a song but the game didn't me a S rank just because I didn't have the right team.
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>>344612493
Are you posting from a hospital?
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>>344605732
i joined team mystic because all the gyms are red and i'm looking to claim my territory.


should have went yellow to represent piss. I know.
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>>344612596
Then play the game and take the SRs that the game hands out like candy.

You may as well bitch you can't use a Zweihander in Dark Souls at SL1.
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>>344603331
Bellsprouts, zubats, and pidgeons. Oh and nidorans(blue)
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How can I fuck with people who are using this garbage? Is there a way to stop them from getting their pokemans?
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>>344588492
test
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>>344588492
ur autistic
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>>344612589
Still here buddy

>>344612642
Nooope
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>>344612936
you could be a crafty type and have a cellular jammer built from the classifieds section of Popular Science magazine. They're illegal as fuck because of the FCC and federal law, but it's so difficult to track and catch someone in the act of using it that you'd have intentionally try to ever get caught and punished. But chances are you'll never find a good one for sale from anyone reputable and can't build it yourself either.
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>>344588492
(You)
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>>344597907
>go inside and catch them anyway
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>>344588492
Awww shit
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>>344613442
>"Restroom is for paying customers only"
>go in business and poop there anyway

absolutely
D E V I L I S H
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>>344612936
Grab their phone and run away
If cops get you or the guy starts shooting/beating the shit out of you scream "it's just a prank bro"
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>>344588492
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>>344588492
Shiieeeet
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