why is he the best character in all of witcher, /v/?
>>344577426
That's not saying much considering Witcher characters are absolute anus.
Do not post on Redanian threads
Do not reply to Redanian threads
>>344577813
sounds like something a mage would say
Why'd they change his voice from TW1?
>>344577426
Definitely not the one who sucks flaccid cock.
Can I kill this fgt? I've just reached the Island of the Mist and I've done all the Djikstra/Roche quests
>>344579203
They practically shove the quest in your face when you're further along the main quest.
>>344579203
Yes, but only after you go to Kaer Morhen.
>>344577426
explain this handsome man to me
>>344579340
>>344579363
Well, by "just" I mean I finished the battle in Kaer Morhen and fucked witches/wild hunt general in the ass
When will it happen? I feel like I'm right before the final fight
RADOVID SUCKS FLACCID COCK
>>344579508
Did you do roches quest?
>>344579508
When you rescue Philipa.
You have to contain your autism and not break Dijkstra's leg though.
>>344577949
ahaha
*pulls out wand*
AVADA KEDAVRA
>>344577426
There's only one royal power the Witcher universe needs.
Why would anyone consider him best? He's an annoying vapid cunt who is insane, and does dumb shit.
The only plus to his existence is that he's a good military strategist. He doesn't even really matter outside of the assassination in w3.
Medallion's humming.A Temeria thread, it's gotta be.
>>344579864
>>344579808
what shitty mod is this lol
>>344579654
Which one? Rescuing Ves? Yeah
>>344579729
Shit, I have to go visit Triss. There's "wait until dawn" in my objective list, is this a timer? Or do I have an unlimited amount of time to finish all the preparations?
Also I won't break his leg since I really like Djikstra. Shame that he's reduced to a sarcastic fuck(like most of the characters)in this game
> let me just kill ALL those mages who could sling fireballs at the Nilfgaardian army
> let me just burn ALL those herbalists that could tend to the wounded
> all because I got bullied by a mage once :(
What a shitshow
>>344577426
How can he be the best when he's a dead idiot.
>>344579956
>he's reduced to a sarcastic fuck(like most of the characters)in this game
Yeah, that's all he does really...you're absolutely right anon :)
>>344579853
>>344579729
FUCK
no wonder I didn't get the quest and radovid won the war lel...
>>344580059
That jaw is triggering me
>>344580000
It is heavily implied that he has gone literally crazy, though.
Phillipa is a killstealing bitch.
>>344580000
>not just have all the other mages and sorceress rat out the lodge and also getting lodge members to sell out sile
>>344580059
shani best grill
>yfw the quest is over and Witcher is over...
What do I do with myself? How do I sate this need I have to go on a grand adventure?
>>344579956
I think the quest with Triss is right before you rescue Philipa so you're almost there.
And no those quests don't have a time limit.
>>344579126
WRECKED
Kalkstein: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Radovid:
>>344580241
Vlodomir best girl, mang.
Gaunter, too.
>>344577426
>mfw i have a quest to kill him
gonn feel so good but im gonna level up a bit first
>>344579913
>>344580267
Download Pokemon Go and become the Boss of This Gym.
Literally Stannis
>>344577426
No.
>>344580338
Best girl you say?
>>344580569
Right here, in fact.
>>344579729
Oooh
>[push dijkstra away forcefully]
>break his legs
>>344580490
>>344580338
>>344580241
>>344580569
Let's not kid ourselves. We all know no one can compare to Essi.
>>344577426
but that is not Mr. Mirror or Olgierd
>>344580668
I wonder if you have autism anon,I'm concerned?
>>344580338
Fun fact:
Literally all the males in Witcher 3 are the exact same height,
except for Gaunter O'Dimm, who is a couple inches taller.
>>344579729
Fuck off man i didnt know that shoving someone forcefully means breaking his leg
>>344580873
except that's wrong
>tfw missed out on The Witcher 3 summer sale
fffffff
Okay no more bullshit anons,its time to answer this once and for all?
>>344580873
I'm pretty sure halflings and dwarves are smaller m8.
Probably elves too.
>>344580059
>vomits
>>344580838
Don't be, my internet chum.
>>344580919
[Glass him.]
>>344581076
Ciri
>Killed Kiera Metz for being a batshit insane doofus. Didn't know you could send her to Kaer Morhen.
>Auto-fail the quest to recruit her.
Shit.
>>344581076
That viking lady you beat in a sword fight.
>>344581076
Tomira
can we all agree philippa a qt and possibly the best girl?
>>344581241
This is why save games are a thing.
>>344581167
Before you ick,can I offer you some elf on the side anon?
>>344581076
Ciri
>>344580569
i liked her voice but syanna looks better
>>344581076
Triss looks like a psycho stalker bitch in this picture.
>>344581321
I don't have a save game 30 hours ago before I finished that quest. I also don't look up guides so I didn't know she was important.
>>344581076
Question; is Triss supposed to be southern accented girl? Some of the VAs have Euro accents other have American. I don't get it?
Plus what the fuck was Shanis VA trying to do?
also I'd pick Anna Henrietta
>Love Italian bitches
>>344580761
Man, why the fuck did Sapkowski have to kill Essi off by plague, what a shitty ending to that story.
>>344580569
>>344581313
Her voice is weirdly hot.
>>344577426
Because he hates sorceresses almost as much as I do. Almost.
>you'll never be the Rad King's personal Sorceress slayer
>>344581385
>syanna looks better
>>344580338
>>344581108
Is he supposed to be the Devil or something?
>>344581457
>Triss looks like a psycho stalker bitch in this picture.
Which she is.
>>344581470
Felt shitty, but appropriately tragic given it's the Witcher. Probably the only time in the books Dandelion's been that crushed.
>>344581325
> this bitch wasn't even in the game
WHY!
>>344581463
>Italian bitches
Toussaint is suppose to be France
>>344581463
The only characters with American accents are Witchers, Triss, and Dandelion. Geralt, Eskel, Vesemir, and Dandelion are all voiced by the same actors as in the first game. I'm guessing Triss is just for continuity even though they changed her voice in Witcher 2.
But what about that other worldly Elf poon anons?
Hey, I just got employed by CD PROJEKT RED's writing department.
Look what I found in my mailbox.
>>344581576
He's more like an evil genie.
>>344581706
>He thinks Toussaint is france
Its a mix of Italy and France
>>344577426
How did medieval gents shave their heads?
>>344581682
But she was?
She comes out in one scene and then you never see her again one of the early scoi'atel encounters iirc.
>>344581313
I felt she was cuter in Witcher 2. I actually like Philippa in the books and Witcher 2 but she kinda annoyed me in Witcher 3. Also, how come she grows eyes when she polymorphs into an owl but loses them when she morphs back to human? That bugged me.
>>344581076
Ana Henrietta is easily the most attractive.
Shame we couldn't romance her.
>>344581863
It's definitely 200% france m8.
>>344581863
It's really just fantasy France.
>>344581921
With sharp knives. You know, just like they shaved their beards.
>>344579864
>Temeria
>That nilfgaard spy looking gear
You failed
>>344581597
I knew Essi was going to die the whole time, but I thought she was going to get killed tragically by the Count or the Lizard people and cause Geralt to go on another murdering spree. Instead she got wrote off in the shittiest way possible. "And then they fucked and never saw each other again because Essi died of the plague years later while Dandelion carried her corpse. The End."
>>344581981
I agree,but here's the kicker anon. Guess who comes in second as the most attractive?
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>>344581682
I was surprised that the Scoia'tael were barely in Witcher 3. They're supposed to be allied with Nilfgaard. It makes sense that they weren't in Skellige or Toussaint, but they should be all over Velen and the Novigrad Outskirts.
>>344580732
The Baron a cuck? pretty sure hes the opposite given he beat a man to death to get his wife back.
>>344581576
He's based off of Walter O'dim, a reoccurring villain in Stephen King's books and the guy who kicked off his "Dark Tower" series.
>>344581863
Sapkowski loves France, Toussaint is french as fuck
Also there are cities called Angouleme and Cintre. They're pretty near to each other.
>>344579729
Goddamn it I did this on my 3rd playthru. How the fuck was I supposed to know that breaking Dijkstra's leg would result in Redania winning??
>>344582358
He even mentions it himself that he'd been a cuckold for years.
>>344582112
>>344582068
Except half the characters and locations have Italian names. It's definitely more France than Italy, but it's very much a mix of Provence and Tuscany.
>>344582605
He has a unibrow.
And a pair of fish eyes as well.
>>344582358
>>344577548
lol wut
witcher 3 is a righteous gift from the gaming gods
it has some of the best characters in gaming history
far better than anything japan could ever produce by a million years, sempai
okay i finished the game
are DLCs any good?are they more varied? I was kind of bored of samey quests by the end of the game
>>344582358
Are you sure you know what cuckold means?
>>344582795
Examples?
Because I can't see any. Dandelion is pretty fucking great, but other than that most of the characters are similiar to each other and flat.
>>344582358
I think you're confusing "cuck" with "beta"
>>344582913
>>Dandelion is pretty fucking great
>he picked the single worst character in the game and calls it great
wew lad
>>344582803
The DLCs are very good. There's a lot of unique quests that you don't find in the main game, but they also add a lot of the same open world filler. If you just do the main quest and the major sidequests then they should keep you plenty entertained.
>>344582913
I can't stand Dandelion. He always felt so out of place to me.
>>344582714
>>344582360
Completely unconfirmed.
>>344583012
>single worst character in the game
He's the only funny and likeable one, the rest is a bunch of sarcastic guys who pretend to have no emotions and strong independent women
>>344583127
I can't stand muh sarcasm anymore, after finishing quests with Letho, Lambert and Djikstra I've had enough of it for years
I liked Dandelion since I was a kid, I actually prefer books' atmosphere over the pseudomature one from the game
>>344583127
He really doesn't seem the type of person that Geralt would get along with.
Geralt already got annoyed by Gaunter's 30 second conversation and Dandelion is a million times worse.
>>344582913
dude, the best character isWEIDZMANN GERALT
Why did CDPR feel the need to shit on Priscilla like that?
Lambert Lambert
What a prick.
>>344583278
Walter O'Dim
Gaunter O'Dimm
Yeah totally a coincidence.
I want a dark tower videogame.
>>344581076
Vivienne but no Fringilla Vigo or Kiera Metz, what the fuck are you smoking anon?
>>344583413
He's got a big tasty dick.
>>344583369
It's the best quest in the game precisely because it drew such a strong reaction from so many people.
Not even joking, people got more upset at that then they did when Ciri died.
>there are people that find Ciri before doing HoS
>>344583369
That was a great quest/storyline though.
But then it never gets mentioned again, which kinda pissed me off.
>>344583347
jesus fucking christ I'm really thankful that my parents didn't get that for me when I was a kid
>>344583369
Well for the sake of writing one of the best quests in the game
>>344583278
>>344583414
Also in the original version of the game (polish) he's called O'Dim, without the second "m". So it's Walter O'Dim and Gaunter O'Dim.
>>344583369
because fuck your waifu thats why
>>344583667
>But then it never gets mentioned again, which kinda pissed me off.
I know.
She never even shows up again. Would it have been that hard to stick her in the tavern later?
Almost feels like another casualty of the budget/time issues that killed Iorveth.
>>344583369
I'm kind of mad that I can't ask Dandelion about her.
>>344583413
You missed the whole point of the pottery
>Hey Lambert, wanna hear a limerick?
>Sure.
>Lembert, Lambert, what a prick.
>>344583369
Needed at least something going wrong for Dandelion. Found it surprising that if you accuse the wrong guy the quest ends like you completed it and you can't resume the search for the real killer.
>>344583369
That quest made me madder than any other quest in the game.
Which is why it's good, I think.
My only complaint is that you can't draw out the death of the person who did it.
>>344583835Not bad.
>>344583540
>when Ciri died.
Not all of us got the bad ending
ITT we post games which are a million times better than anything japan could EVER produce in a million years
Enough Waifus, which is the best Brofu of the saga?
>Would've put Siegfried and Cahis in the list but they're dead/missing
>>344583961
Neither did I.
But a bunch of my friends did, and the priscilla thing still evoked more anger in our group.
>>344583961
>implying Ciri died
She was mad at Geralt for being a shitty father so she fucked off to another universe, probably Cyberpunk.
>>344583978
>>344584081
Dandelion and Roche ofc
I love Regis but I don't think that bringing him back again was a good idea.
Why's this game so pretty
>>344584183
Are you not using hairworks?
For fucks sake, it's like a 5fps hit in Witcher 3.
>>344584081
>Enough Waifus
>Caring about half-Assed brofus
>>344584081
>having only one brofu
>choosing between your bros
How cruel
>>344584081
Zoltan.
Generally helpful, doesn't start shit, if he needs a favor from Geralt it generally doesn't end with him fighting dragons or entire armies.
Eskel would be tied but he's more of a work friend than a lifelong bro
>>344584272
> sacrificing almost 10% of your fps for some faggy hair
>>344584081
I liked Iorveth. Too bad he didn't come back
>his dream in TW2 was getting high as fuck and eating some carrots
>>344584358
I play on a 60hz monitor and get average 85-75fps.
Why the fuck wouldn't I?
Not my fault your card can't handle it.
>>344584081
Dandelion is the best bro hands down.
>>344581076
why no Cerys? or Saskia? this list is pretty shit.
>>344581313
>philippa apologists actually exist
>>344584354
>Eskel would be tied but he's more of a work friend than a lifelong bro
But out of everyone on that list Eskel knew Geralt for the longest. They were practically raised together.
>>344584220
Dandelion means well but he keeps getting Geralt in the worst kind of trouble just because he keeps thinking with his diddle.
>>344583835
Why doesn't my Geralt look like this with his hair?
What settings?
>>344584081
1) Roche
2) Zoltan
3) Eskell
4) Lambert
9999) Dandelion
>>344584471
He's very helpful, always saving Geralt in a pinch.
>>344583978
>tfw japan only has dark souls
>tfw the gameplay is more hype than anything else
>tfw mediocre boring combat deep in the land of wind and ghosts
>tfw china will never be the same
>>344584081
Dandelion and Regis are tied for best. I know Dandelion gets a lot of hate for being a retard but he is genuinely Geralt's best friend and companion, and would do anything to help him if necessary.
>>344584546
I'd bet Ultra/Hairworks maxed
About 4 cards on the market that can do it at 1080/60.
>>344584541
Yeah, but that's what I like about him. He's a goofy character done right, he keeps Geralt busy and always makes the atmosphere a little bit less dark.
>>344584590
>More like the Crimson Asshole
>>344581076
>You can't dick the best girl
Why must they taunt me like this?
>>344584590
Didn't you read his stories, if it wasn't for master dandelion geralt would be long dead
>>344584751
>cucking your bro
The game has too much of that all ready.
>>344583978
>>344584610
Can't wait until someone starts blaming "Kojimadrones", "soulsfags", "weebs" or some other random fanbase for "attacking and fucking up the thread"
Jesus christ, you're really retarded if you can't enjoy the game for what it is without attacking other games.
>you will never be in charge of torturing Sile
Why must life be so cruel?
>>344584469
hairworks looks fucking awful on Geralt, only time it's ever acceptable to use is with that mod that enables it on everything but him
>>344580267
>Get the grandmaster crafted witcher gear
>Nothing to use it on because only one NG+
>>344584849
It looks fine if you have the horsepower to push X8 AA for it.
>>344584751
Can you fuck vivienne or whatever that birdgirl is called
this is important
>>344584869
Haven't tried the DLC yet. Can you actually choose that? That's fucking hilarious.
>>344584823
You can kill her in an awful teleporting accident, that was good enough for me.
>>344583835
>that look
it made me realize i wont be playing my boy geralt anymore. and than, i cried.
>>344584973
I'm surprised CDPR had the balls to have the player completely miss that entire area.
But then again, these are the devs that split Witcher 2.
>>344585023
But if you did that you wre being merciful to her considering what her future entails
>>344584081
>>344584220
>>344584471
>>344584590
>>344584625
>Constantly saves Geralt's life with his immense courage and beautiful voice
>Constantly trying to get Geralt to renounce his womanizing and drinking ways
>Is Geralt's only voice of reason
>Is willing to humble himself in his stories so his best friend Geralt can have a bigger following
Dandelion's a real bro.
>>344585108
It annoyed me a lot more that choosing the Unseen locked you into one ending, but then again I guess I should have listened to Regis.
>Levelling up extremely slowly, but somehow manage to be over the required level for most quests.
>See a bunch of level 30+ quests, decide to wait.
>Get around level 26, go to Kaer Morhen finally and do that string of quests.
>By the time I'm able to fast travel again I'm level 31.
Oh fuck yeah.
>>344584973
what
>>344580569
>being Dandelion sloppy second
nah, im good.
>>344583978
its unfortunate this game doesn't feature fuck-huge retard swords, and puffy shinto priest gown pants with super awesome booties on your feet with PS2 graphics dungeons
>>344585254
I ended up being being overlevel for most quests.
Broke down and installed the quest XP mod.
what was your thoughts of this theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wgwjs_Yjzg
>>344584793
>Caring about Dandelion
>Not pounding a chick that he's already moved on from
What happens with Shiani? After HoS?
Do any characters mention her. I find it odd you can cheat on whoever you're with and not have a chance to mention them to her.
>>344584998
If you haven't found Ciri yet then yes
>>344585276
>No realizing in life your always with someones sloppy seconds
>>344585456
That's like eating leftovers.
>>344579864
>tfw Making Temeria great again was all I wanted
>Actually got it
It's bittersweet that they have to become part of the Nilfgaardian caliphate but man that felt amazing
>>344583978
Fuck off, it was a good game but calm down, nigger.
>>344585456
She's an even bigger bitch than Yen is.
At least Yen isn't stupid to boot.
>>344585598
>That's like eating leftovers.
You don't eat leftovers? What kind of posh nob at you?
>>344585623
There's a way to have them completely independent.
Costs were too high, imo.
Why mages couldn't just teleport from Novigrad? Why they suddenly become pussies who can't beat some whitty witch hunters even though have powerful magic advantage?
>>344585690
Someone's leftovers.
>>344585509
How big is the new area? Comparable to the extra bit HoS added?
>>344582151
That's the Manticore Witcher gear
>>344579864
Aerondigh being slightly bigger than other swords and clipping through it's scabbard always ticks me a bit.
>>344585597
not always. geralt was shanis first.
>>344585768
Vast majority of mages aren't like the sorceresses of the lodge.
It's not super stated in the game, but they're basically the most powerful people on the continent.
>>344585768
tell me why couldn't ciri teleport out of eredin's hand
>>344585658
>Hot
>Stupid
''That's how I likes em''
>>344585805
Much bigger. Its about the size of Velen, I believe
>>344585816
Better than the retarded tourney sword.
>>344583127
Dandelion was acceptable. I just didn't like the voice actor. He sounded effeminate. I really couldn't buy into him being a man slut because he came across like a flamboyant faggot. Maybe that was the joke.
>>344585885
Shitty writing is only thing I can think of. Same with mages cease.
>>344585768
Not all mages are the Lodge's power level. Teleportation is hard, even Yen have trouble teleporting more than two people at the same time.
>>344583978
>>344585985
n-no man! he had dwimerite gauntlets!just like triss had handcuffs in menge's stronghold
>>344585805
At least the size of Ard Skellige (the big island in Skellige Isles)
>>344585996
They had Triss. Why couldn't teleport them even though we assume all Novigrad mages were retarded.
>>344586123
I guess thats pretty good
>>344586181
Magic and shit.
shut up
>>344585885
Eredin's magic prevents her from teleporting? It's magic, ain't gonna explain shit.
>>344585942
>Its about the size of Velen
Not even close.
>>344586123
This
>>344586181
Because triss isn't that powerful.
>>344585759
THIS IS A BLUE FAMILY BOARD,back to >>>/gif/ with you charlatan
>>344577426
>Want to buy Witcher 3
>No Iorveth
>Not even dlc
Man , i will never play the "GOTY" 2015.
>>344586181
many of them weren't even mages. some were alchemist and doctors.
>>344586274
It's bigger than Ard Skellige
>there are people in this thread who betrayed the northern kingdoms (except for Temeria)
Sorry Roche, Thaler and Ves, but cucking Temeria and destroying the North isn't worth it.
>>344586279
Defend of Kaer Morhem proves otherwise. Also she had teleport powers.
>>344584998
This option only appears if you finish DLC before finding Ciri.
While he cannot say where she is exactly since "there are some secrets even I don't know", but he does something else which is actually kind of awesome. He tells you that you'll find her and how to get good ending (what to do after you find her, how to be a good father).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Sdm3E5cpI
around 4:15
>>344586390
nope
>>344586323
But Iorveth is in The Witcher 3.He's a Gwent card :^)
>>344586462
It's like 6.4 square km.
Ard Skellige is like 5.
>>344586429
>There are people here who let the guys who came to your aid in defending Kaer Morhen and Ciri die over something as hollow as which banner flies in the city.
What is loyalty?
How do i git gud at Gwent? All thats left for me to do are the gwent quests.
>>344586429
Roche couldn't be any more bro-tier without LITERALLY becoming your brother.
How could you then go ahead and stab him (and the whole of Temeria) in the back?
>>344586783
Because he stabbed the rest of the North in the back.
>>344586456
Man that whole DLC was so fucking cool. Shame that the only way to get the real end is to save Olgierd.
He pretty much deserved everything he got.
>>344586756
Just get a shit ton of spy cards and overwhelm the other player
>>344586756
>How do i git gud at Gwent? All thats left for me to do are the gwent quests.
Decoys + spy cards.
>place spy card
>decoy it
>place spy card
>decoy it
>place spy card
>decoy it
Before you know it, you've got like 15 cards and your enemy is down to 5. If you're playing as Northern Realms and win, you even pick up another card, so your enemy has no chance after the first round (usually).
>>344587134
Nice, I do happen to play the Northern Realms deck. Thanks!
>>344586449
She's not that powerful compared to the likes of yennefer (read the books), and even yennefer has problem teleporting more than 2 people around
>>344579864
Looks like it was THE LILIES' TURN TO PLOUGH
>>344587215
You'll never ever switch decks, don't worry about it.
>>344586756
>Northern Realms clear weather version
>Prince Stennis, Djikstra, Thaler and Mysetrious Elf if you can
>Yennefer and Dun Banner Medic
>4x Blue Stripes
>2x Crinfird Reavers
>2x Catapults
>Horns
>Dandelion
>Decoys
>Vilhellemethreth card (important as shit)
>A Scorch or two and Frigid wastes against Monster deck (Eredin hates the cold)
>The rest are unique cards
This is what you must try to have to win all games. Decoy the enemy spies. Decoy Vilhellemethreth after he burns a row. Revive him and enemy spies with Yen and Dun Banner Medic. Stack the blue stripes and Horn/Dandelion them.
>>344585985
>>344585885
If you're talking about the battle at Kaer Morhen, isnt the implication that if Ciri doesn't go with the Hunt, Imlerith is going to kill Vesemir, which is why he makes the choice for her?
>>344586756
>pick Northern Realms or Nilfgaard
>get as many spies and decoys as possible
>starve out dumbass AI opponents
>get all the hero cards and OP combos
>>344586456
Shit, haven't finished Hearts yet and was going to side with Oglierd. Shits brutal other way roundl
>>344584869
Is that really what happens when you ask him that?
>you can't ask for the power to talk to Roach all the time
>>344587365
But he's obviously guilty.
O'Dimm merely performs duty of his office. To further fear him is redundant, to hate him -heretical.
>>344587215
Nilfgaard doesnt have the brute strength of Northern Realms, but the 4 medics it has and the hero power you get from the tournament lets you play more spies than the other factions and you can outlast them easily.
>>344587330
before he attacks Eredin. She's captured, Vesemir attacks, Vesemir is captured.
Why didn't she teleport out of his hand before Vesemir charged into Eredin?
Can we agree this is the best for Ciri?
>>344587687
Ciri is a retard.
