WHY DO WE ALL HAVE TO WEAR THESE RIDICULOUS TIES
DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
>>344563036
you can hang yourself with the tie very easily if you fuck your important shit up
>>344563036
GREETINGS!
They're waiting for you Gordon
In the test chamberrrrrrrrrr
I'M AFRAID WE WILL NEED TO HAVE GAY SEX GORDON
>>344565706
THE RIGHT MAN COMING IN THE RIGHT PLACE CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE
GORDON WANNA SEE WHAT TOYS ARE IN MY SUITCASE
just say the maaaagic woooord
As I expected
Man, if we make it out of here alive, I'm gonna buy you all a round of beers. Hell, I'll buy the whole damn bar!
>>344563036
I can't be bothered right now.
What game is this
>>344567912
Sonic
>>344567912
Boku no Periodic Decay
>>344567912
Quarter-Death
DRINK YO PRUNE JUICE
Prepare for unforeseen consequences.
>>344567912
full life consequences
TELL ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
The management wants you to know that you're there dog so you're wearing there leash
Oh you want to know why?
I'll tell you why.
It's symbolic.
The manager wants you to know you're their dog. So you're wearing their leash.
You don't see me wearing a tie do you?
You know why?
Because I'm a rebel.
The day they tried to enforce the dress code on my I let them know there could be an accident around here, if that happened!
...by accident I mean bomb the place...
Hey, are you even listening?
>>344567912
Half Life.
>They're waiting for you gordon... IN THE TESSST CHAMBERRRR
what did he mean by this
>>344568412
OH SNAP
>>344569092
Ayyyyy
I'm glad someone did it
>>344567912
delete this
THIS PLACE MAKES BOOT CAMP SEEM LIKE DISNEY LAND.
Love as large as brontosaurus
Body?
What body?
>>344571834
NENENNAHAHHAHNNENAHN
>>344571559
Passion like a bleeding walrus
>>344567912
zweistein
>>344563036
Greetings
I've shit things that look better than you.
THE CURRENT SITUATION IS LOOKING PRETTY GRIM
Forget about Freeman!
>>344576061
SIR
HELLO
SIR
>tfw you see a portable sun
Any other games like Half Life. Escaping/exploring a large facility that's all connected together and I have to find weapons/ammo/health etc.
I really enjoy those types of games. Opposing Force is one of my favourite games of all time.
>>344576884
System Shock 2, probably 1 too.
>>344576884
I'm just gonna say this here because fuck it, where else? Because of Sven Coop and the sheer volume of maps produced for it, in my mind's eye the Black Mesa facility is fucking huge, a surrealist masterpiece of endless drops, virtually empty rooms, echoing footsteps and creaky doors (you know that sound). You want more of that feeling? I'm haunted by it.
>>344577154
Yeah, I got halfway into SS2 before I lost my save. Really need to get back into it. As for 1I'm waiting to see if the remaster is good.
>>344577156
I'd rather have a single player experience really.
>>344567912
Quake and a quarter
>>344576884
did you ever play red faction? I'm biased since I played it and not half life as a kid, but I enjoyed it for the same atmosphere you're talking about.
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>344576884
Half-Life: Focalpoint
check it out.
