Here, I summed up evolve for you, anon.
You can thank me later.
>as monster
>run
>evolve
>run some more
>evolve to 2
>run again
>evolve to 3
>do another objective
>win the game
or
>as hunter
>run behind big fucking monster and expect he is too retarded to not run
>kill him
>>344536890
Overwatch
>run
>shoot
>capture point
>repeat
btw 51k+ on steam
This game is evolving
>>344537123
>implying you don't also have to escort the cart on a NUMBER of maps
Heh, nice attempt trying to oversimplify such a great game... kid! Truly, it was a good effort for someone your age... I think with some practice you'll be able to really rustle some jimmies, but today is not that day. You still have a lot to learn, but keep at it, heh. Someday...
>>344537123
>"b-but it has lots of players playing the game!"
>"It means the game is good, right?"
HAHAno
>>344537123
I think LoL proved that as long as something is free* then morons will play it.
>>344537510
It's so weird that overwatch is still a full price game, but has awful overpriced in game purchases, and people are fine with it now.
>>344537315
sorry senpai ill fix it for you
>run
>shoot
>stand still next to objective
>repeat
>>344537628
Blizzard can do no wrong. That said I never liked TF2 much, so I stayed away from Overwatch.
>>344536890
It's actually pretty fun, I'm glad I didn't waste money on it though.
>>344536890
I think it's pretty fun
>running around as stage 2 monster
>suddenly domed
>Instantly target the medic and down her in a corner
>now I'm not trapped in here with them, they're trapped with me
>start attacking tracker
>support and assault think they're being sneaky and try to revive medic
>charge them
>they're stuck now too
>fire breath and jumping attacks, down them both
>tracker panics, starts climbing a huge spire as fast as he can
>not fast enough
>catch up to him at the top
>charge him off, slam attack as he hits the ground
>win in 5 minutes
Monster is pretty fun. Is the Gorgon fun?
>>344536890
>running
>evolving
Blitz Meteor Goliath begs to differ. Walk in a fucking circle and engage pro-wrestler mode.
>>344536890
>Hide-and-seek with guns
That's the first time I've wanted to play Evolve, thanks asshole.
>>344540894
It's more like tag with guns
>>344536890
I thought the game is pretty fucking boring after trying it out yesterday.
You are basically chasing some asshole for 15 minutes per match or you run away that long.
The combat itself feels clunky and everyone is unnecessarily tanky.
The monster is super tanky, but the players are aswell.
It takes ages until one side wins ends the fight.
Everything in this game feels like an unnecessary drag.
>>344541432
Because the fun is all about dodging monster blows and planning your next move(s), anon. Not killing other players.Shocking, isn't it?
There was a reason the game died making it free doesn't make it good.
>Hide and and seek with guns
>tag with guns
I want this . I guess il play evolve . thanks OP!
You trying to insult the game or sell it to me? Hide and Seek is the shit.
>>344541607
Well, considering the game died due to the steep price wall and mountain of DLC, making this decent game free was a great move.
>>344541527
But it feels like a drag.
If everything is faster than you also have to plan and think faster. Which in turn requires even more brainpower.
>>344542679
It's the other way around, actually.
Just imagine a match where monsters can be killed with three hits. Yeah, that's a lot of "brainpower" used, there.
>>344539113
play fucking kraken. fun for days.
>>344539113
Meteor Goliath is pretty damn strong. Even after the barrier goes down there have been a couple games where you can tell they want me to run away but I can stick around pummling them until the dropship arrives. Now I'm saving up for the elder Kraken 'cause he looks neat. Don't know much about the other guys, but one person was playing the behemoth and his skills look cool as hell but didn't seem to actually do anything.
What I don't like about the game is the global radar. You need to be on the other side of the map by the time humans spawn in or they can see you immediately through every wall. I don't think knowing your general direction is bad, but they shouldn't be able to see you unless their trapper can actually hunt you down. One time I knew their radar was on cooldown and I was able to double back past my tracks and sneak right beside them as they "chased after me". It felt super duper cool and I was able to start a level 1 battle on my terms by sneak attacking their medic.
>Evolve now f2p
What's different from the original? I tried the free weekend and was thought it was meh but i'm bored.
>>344536890
>STILL havnt put in a 4v4 mode
Jesus Christ they fucking made L4D how stupid can they be to still not realize throwing in trash mobs that players control and 1 big character is better than 4v1.
A tank + special infected vs players was the epitome of teamwork and asymmetrical fun.
>>344544427
Nosgoth did this pretty well anon.
But that game also died and they pulled the plug.
>>344544768
Nos was hugely unbalanced and its setting was honestly rubbish.
Shooters like this make better asymmetrical games. Like NS.
>>344544768
Playing as a Vamp Hunter was unfun
And there were few characters, customization and everything else was lacking.
Pouncing people was cool though.
>>344544949
>Nos was hugely unbalanced
What was unbalanced about it?
>>344545438
Everything, the classes/weapons, humans were far stronger than hunters.
The whole thing was fucked from day 1 and they never fixed it.
>>344545671
>humans were far stronger than hunters.
Well if its asymetrical and you have to play both sides in each match that doesnt really matter.
If certain classes within the humans and vampires completely outclass the other classes in the same side, that would be bad.
>>344545913
>Well if its asymetrical and you have to play both sides in each match that doesnt really matter.
Well, it does. Because every time you play vampires you feel like your playing an underpowered faction and that feels like shit.
It obviously was a big enough issue because it was bitched about from day 1 and the game died.
>>344537510
Its not free though.
>>344536890
Every game
>load game
>press buttons. Characters moves on screen
>quit game
Wow its like everygame is just a time sink to distract us from crippling depression.
>>344546287
>what is RTS
>what isVR
>>344537123
Biggest shitpost on /v/ today
>>344536890
>buy wraith after saving up
>12 win streak as monster
>mfw everytime they put me in a dome
So much for a "nerf"
>>344546287
>crippling depression.
Speak for yourself, i feel kinda good all the time.
>>344541432
No, players are not tanky at all. If monster use all the 4 abilities on one person, and then one or two attack, that person die. So you kill the medic with this combo and everyone else is doomed.
>>344536890
It's not hide and seek anymore, with the global search, it's just monster tag, where if anyone finds you, it's fight time, due to global dome.
>>344548503
>4 abilities and 1-2 attacks
If the support and medics are useless, yes.
>teammates hover over the monster with jetpacks
>die as soon as they land
JUST FUCKING WALK AND SAVE FUEL FOR DODGES YOU GOD DAMN RETARDS
>>344548503
Trappers usualy have harpoons to slow the monster.
Supports all have cloaks and often other utility skills to help.
This is how you help your medic.
>>344549361
>air dodge outwards over a cliff
>monster falls
>air dodge forward again
Feels good.
>>344539113
gorgon is fun if you like setting traps.
He has a literal spider trap that'll drag people away, and you can do pounce damage if you latch on to high ground and left click onto hunters.
The spit, mimic, and web also allow you to do ranged attacks endlessly. He's great if you don't like or care about meleeing.
>>344551020
Gorgon is so much fun, and slippery to boot. So much ground can be cleared just at the start you're basically cleared for stage 2 if you're smart.
>48k active players
How much time do you give them? One week? One month?
I just noticed that Steam started downloading the game, I guess since I had bought the game a year ago I get some special stuff, or something?
Game was always fun, but I never had any friends to play it with. Hopefully now I can convince them to try it and I can taunt them in team speak while I stalk them as the monster.
>>344553150
You got every hunter and monster you owned beforehand, a bundle of keys to start off, and some animated portraits or something.
>>344552990
Who cares? Play the games you want.
>>344553329
I think I had all the non-dlc hunters from before, I know I had all the non-dlc monsters.
Is the Behemoth fun? I never got to play as him.
>>344541607
>There was a reason the game died
Yeah. Price tag, broken gameplay, and bugs.
>making it free doesn't make it good
It gives it one reason to be good, because that's how the game should have been released in the first place. It also helps that they decided to remove the fact that even against good hunters, good monsters could hide perfectly the entire game, and only one class was able to trap him. It's more about PvP instead of PvNothing.
>>344553453
Hard to play a multiplayer game by yourself.
>>344553480
if you can lure the enemy team into tight spaces for their dome, yes. He's very bad in open areas but unstoppable in closed spaces so he's like the anti kraken
>>344537123
What the fuck does OW have to do with this?
>>344553784
There are 80 people who still play Jedi Knight. Who the fuck cares what the hottest game is right now, play what you want regardless of what that game is.
>>344553480
he's fun if there aren't very high cliffs hunters can jump to. He only has the tongue to get people back in range.
>>344553949
it's the biggest multiplayer game right now
Am I the only one who felt the movements in Evolve felt really slow and floating as if you're flying and falling underwater?
>>344539113
>win in 5 minutes
Git gud.
>>344554028
bet they are going to give hunters an invulnerability shield when they land because of that.
>>344554002
But that's not Dota 2.
>>344554260
>anyone caring about f2p garbage
>>344554260
Most users here don't live in China and Eastern Europe you know
Stupid niggers playing monster don't seem to understand not to try and fight Lennox when she's being healed or shielded, they can't grasp just how much they are getting their shit pushed in by that plasma lance.
Not that I'm complaining, free kills.
>>344536890
>I summed up evolve for you
Why didn't you just say "Pac Man"?
>>344543167
Only the Trapper has x-ray vision when the global radar/planetary tracker is active, just fyi.
>>344540894
>>344541325
It's more like Pac-Manwith guns
>>344549659
>Supports all have cloaks
...Have you even played Stage 2?
>>344536890
Like that my man, game is pretty boring only 1 play mode. I wanted to play the whole week end but since yesterday it feels stale.
>>344553961
I like the cut of your jib.
>>344552990
a month at the most, the weekend will start dropping
Monster Vs Monster mode when?
>Double silver weekend!!
>90 silver for a win
Pffffhahahahhahahaa.
>>344558639
probably never ;_;
Do the devs actually believe that microtransactions will save them?
>>344559056
I'm getting odd numbers for wins so it's probably glitched out or something
Anyone else getting matches where the hunters only have 2-3 players and bots fill in the rest? I can't seem to win as hunters because of this
>>344559452
If someone DCs or quits after role lock in they get replaced by bots, it's better to just quit.
40k+ people playing and getting bots is just beyond disgusting.
It's still funny when you beat a monster with 3 bots on the team.
Medic and support bots are much better than the average player at keeping people alive, they just shit themselves when they are focused.
so far loving it as monster. no interest in playing hunter really but I set medic to my hunter preference if it has to happen. I think it's just a standard case of faggots on /v/ getting mad and wanting a game to die. now that I know what color is who I know who to take out and I'm not getting 10/10 wrecked. training cpus are horse shit though, their accuracy with healing and shielding is absolutely insane.
also for goliath are there preferred abilities? I usually get fire and rock to 2 and bring dash wherever I can. never need to use the slam much but maybe I'm just shit.
>>344560068
I usually skip fire at lvl one and go two with charge. It's really helpful for going fast and it isolates people really well
>>344559452
>Matchmaking fucking sucks, full game and the matchmaking doesn't continue.
>Finally works after 5 minutes.
>2 people want monster/X hunter class
>As soon as the classes are showed the one who didn't get what he wanted leaves.
>Whiny baby didn't get to play what he wanted so let's screw an entire match.
They should implement a silver penalty for leaving 2 or more times like that.
>>344560334
well last game I started with fire 2, and rock and they couldnt handle it but I don't think I was playing with pros by any means either.
>>344560460
to add to this, I found that revive is super fucking quick so I just threw rocks at whoever was trying to revive while abusing fires short cooldown.
>>344537472
Well then why are so many playing it?
>>344560771
rock throwing deals good damage against players, it's kinda of buggy as it is currently unavoidable if you are not a retarded and know how to aim
>>344536890
OP is dead on. I saw this in beta as the fundamental average way of playing the game and knew it was shit then and was gonna fail before release because the game design is pants on head fucking retarded. Just ot be clear, the numbers have gone up for f2p but mark my words they will quickly drop again to 1000 or less.
Now let's look at another game that just came out that is essentially the same genre of game, but done 6million times better (not perfect, but better than evolve shit).
I mean Dead by Daylight:
Both are:
Asymmetrical
"Monster" vs 4 "humans"
Dead by Daylight is pretty fun for short periods, type of game you could play once a week or once a month and keep coming back to have those thrills.
Evolve is NEVER fun, whether monster or hunter.
In Dead by Daylight the monster is actually powerful and threatening and you literally can't even ever kill him just slow him down, maybe juke him, but regardless how retarded the monster is, it is inherently more menacing and threatening on a fundamental game design level.
Meanwhile, in Evolve, even though you are supposed to be an even more scary/powerful/threatening Godzilla/Jursasric Monster type thing that could eat killers in Dead by Daylight for breakfast, they don't ever FEEL that way. You are the monster but you are the one running scared and hiding so you can evolve. In this aspect in itself fucking ruins any chance the game had or has. No one wants to play a monster that is a fucking pussy.
Sure you can win with a monster if you get luck with retarded hunters, even without evolving but you never feel strong or power whether start level or max evolve, the only time you can "powerfully own" is when the humans are retards, which takes away the fun of being powerful when you are beating up toddlers as Godzilla.
The only thing that would ever save this game is to totally redesign because its the most absolutely retarded shit game design I have ever seen in any game period.
>>344554028
fuck off cunt with that easy mode instawin monster, every time i have to fight him it's insta lose, since beta nothing has changed
>>344554528
ok weeb
>>344561239
>In Dead by Daylight the monster is actually powerful and threatening
But he's not. You can literally jump out of windows and juke him for an hour.
>havent run into anyone who prefers monster yet
cool cause I really just want to play monster. also that slow whatever thing is horse shit. mother fucker had pin point accuracy and I was slow the whole time. doesn't help; they caught me at level one but still.
>>344561057
$0.00 is generally a reason why people will play something you fucking retard
What the fuck has happened to the maps?
I remember there being a map set in some mines for example on a free weekend and it's not here anymore. What's going on?
>they catch me just before I hit level 2 goliath
>take down their medic and they start to run
and that's the story of how the hunters couldnt escape and got slaughtered in the first 5 minutes.
>>344564435
They're retuning the maps or something, these are the five they've finished so far. Can't wait to go back to that mining town.
the game needs more variety all games i played played out pracitcly the same.
>chase monster
>dome monster
>monster escapes
>monster evolves
>dome monster
>win or lose at tier 2
not saying that there is no hope, but there needs to be more depth to it. some tactical choices both teams can take so every game feels different.
>>344564576
Thanks for the tip off, lad. Can't wait to go back to stealthing it constantly climbing and dropping as the monster between different levels.
>>344564728
>confronted hunters at stage one and killed them all
MY FUCKING PLANET FAGGOTS
I mean they were probably shit but god damn rock throw is stronk
>>344564812
Speaking of stealth, I hope planet scanner gets tweaked or changed to something else. It makes circling back and sneaking up on the hunters nigh-impossible.
>>344536890
You forgot the most important part:
>form lobby with friend
>find other players
>get booted from the lobby
>"the lobby is full"
>>344536890
Any of the Hunting Season 2 hunters any good or should I just grab grab the Gorgon?
>>344565327
Gorgon is a lot of fun, I've been playing her nonstop since I unlocked her.
That spiderman thingy is just glorious, also she's the queen of ambushes with pools of acid + burrowed spiders + sticking to walls and pouncing on unsuspecting hunters
>>344554028
>nobo who managed to find noob pubbers and defeated dumb kids and being proud of it kek
>>344554223
>>344561983
>noobs that probably after hours of playing can't fucking learn simplies things
If you keep pressing space during the drop down you will never land and can boos somewhere around 12-15 meters above the ground. Most powerful monster attacks can't hurt you.
Additionally, there is a few frames window when you can boos instantly after drop and be literally HUNDREDS of meters above the map. They tried to fix it but it still can happen.
Why do you play this game again? You clearly never will be good at it, just give up and move to something simlier and casual.
