>...But I guess Toads will be Toads.
What did he mean by this?
>>344536376
Mario tryna keep us down man
it still hurts
why even tease me
>>344536376
You know what, fuck you guys.
I'm NOT gonna judge the game till it comes out. That's right.
What did he mean by this?
niggers will be niggers
>>344536759
Morton wants sexytimes with Mario haha
>>344536759
shit, boring characters for a shit, boring game
OH MY GOD NINTENDO THAT'S A NEW LOW MAKING JOKES ABOUT MY CONDITION
>>344536376
Goddamnit, Treehouse. You fucking suck.
>>344536759
>inb4 furfags saying hot in spoilers
>>344536376
foreshadowing nintendo's retarded decisions and basically saying "FUCK YOU! YOU'RE WRONG FOR WANTING IMPROVEMENT! DEAL WITH IT BITCH!"
>>344536759
Oh, huh. Paper Koopalings. Cool.
>>344536687
I am.
The game looks great.
>>344536376
>people don't buy Color Splash
>Paper Mario is dead forever
>people buy Color Splash
>Paper Mario is Sticker Star forever
>>344536376
What even is this meme? I think i forgot it
>>344536376
Before this is thread is archived, I just passed here to say this is fake.
>>344537142
>The game looks great.
Visually? Sure.
From a gameplay perspective it looks like a mess unworthy of the "Paper Mario" title.
>>344537248
It's time to put it down
Joe is Joe
>>344536759
>Please make doujinshi featuring me and Mario.
Please not. That said, the for-women section at Comiket is significantly larger than the for-men section, so I can unfortunately see it happen.
Toad(s) is literally the worst character in the Mario universe/games.
You cannot dispute this.
>>344537590
Because people in these threads are complaining about the gameplay first and foremost, right?
No, they aren't. They're complaining about stylistic choices. Writing off the gameplay is just an attempt to come off as if the game is badly designed, when that clearly isn't the case.
>>344537248
The best you can hope for is a port/remaster of Paper Mario 64 or TTYD and buy that up.
>>344536376
Toad sounds a lot like German "tot" (dead).Although I'm absolutely sure someone will claim otherwise within a matter of minutes.
So maybe "Toads will be dead"?
>>344537869
Haven't been much to these threads.
"Paper Mario" is dead to me. That's probably the best way to go about this.
>>344536376
Are they fucking serious?
>I’m sure you’re aware that, at Nintendo, we also have another series called the Mario & Luigi RPG series. And so since we already have that established Mario & Luigi RPG series, in order to differentiate these two series that we have running concurrently, we’ve tried to focus more on the non-RPG elements for the Paper Mario games.
What did she mean by this?
I have transcended anger
>>344538354
that they should just cancel one of them then
You would think The Stick of Truth would make Nintendo realize people still buy paper mario style rpg's.
>>344538354
She didn't realize
1. Paper Mario could have just stuck as the console version of Mario RPG's
2. Paper Mario came before Mario & Luigi
Why are they doing Paper Mario game that isnt paper mario
>>344538975
To be unique just for the hell of it.
>>344538487
Nintendo's afraid of having the Paper Mario series run at the same time as Mario & Luigi for some reason, even though "Paper Mario on consoles, Mario & Luigi on handhelds" was a working formula for years.
>>344539127
You mean one year?
The first Mario and Luigi came out in 2003, and TTYD came out in 2004. M&L vastly outperformed it.
>>344536376
>I miss the days when they used to dress up in those silly outfits
ARE THEY DOING THIS JUST TO FUCKING PISS US OFF? IS THIS JUST SOME HUGE JOKE LIKE ONE OF THEM WALKED IN LIKE "ok guys we're going to pull a fucking huge prank ok we're purposefully going to make our next game shit, and in the game, we acknowledge that its shit and use that as humour"
>>344537248
Dead is better than Zombie.
Why do I even look at these threads any more? They only fill me with a sense of sadness at what has been lost.
>mfw we will never get a good Paper Mario ever again
>>344539302
Because the GBA was a better selling system than the Gamecube.
And TTYD reached Player's Choice status, it's not like it bombed.
>>344536376
Based IS bringing the banter. TTYDfags be damned, they are as annoying as metroidfags.
I'll be enjoying CS like I enjoyed SPM. Cry me a river.
>>344537248
Yeah just like Paper Mario is just Super Paper Mario now because that sold so well? Oh wait.
>>344537248
Anon, it is time to let it go.
>>344539408
>If we pretend everyone is in on a joke, people wont get mad
You already tried that with the Wii U Nintendo, you know it doesn't work, stop making jokes, and make good products instead.
>>344539728
>its no longer shit because i enjoy eating it
its still shit famalam
>>344539817
They made a second SS, and Tabata said in the interview that they would need to "come up with a new paper gimmick" for the next one.
>>344538624
>1. Paper Mario could have just stuck as the console version of Mario RPG's
No it couldn't because traditional turn based RPGs are dead on consoles. Between the WiiU, PS4 and X1 there is not a single traditional JRPG that has sold 1 million copies. Even FFXV is turning into an action game.
It makes sense they're trying to pitch Paper Mario it as an action adventure.
>>344540142
This game has turn based combat.
>>344536841
I wonder what his pits smells like haha
>>344539669
You guys really need to stop whining about 'muh attache rate.'
Splatoon sold four million units. Successful games sell regardless of platform.
>>344539564
Cute lolis shouldn't kill themselves!
>>344540212
>It makes sense they're trying to pitch Paper Mario it as an action adventure.
>>344540408
>the game still has turn based combat
>just no RPG elements
>>344536376
I was wondering when this was gonna be used as bait again.
>>344536376
>>344540540
>>344540289
>Successful games sell regardless of platform
Well no shit, if a game didn't sell it wouldn't be considered successful now would it?
>>344536759
This is surprisingly fake also. I don't even get why you would fake this one. Then again after looking at the footage it seems to be slightly better than the real dialogue.
