Alright, pitch us your video game.
We're all ears.
But you haven't even hired me, yet.
You know how they normally have to be pregnant to let you listen to womens' stomachs? Well,
Sir I'm just a courier
Fixed camera survival horror game.
It's a crazy idea but I think we can pull it off. Don't think the new age kids would like it, but we might get enough love from people that enjoyed them back in the day.
It's a low budget indie pixilated RPG that will reelly maek u tink...
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. It uses the FOX engine and you have to break into peoples' houses and redecorate the place
Space Station 13 with better presentation and not on BYOND.
An Sengoku-era open-world cross between Tenchu and Way of the Samurai with a duel mode that plays like a bloodier Bushido Blade.
Features cameo swordsmen from different animu and vidya, like Kenshin and Mitsurugi
It's a 4X game like Civilization
But with
Wait
Hold up
Get this
Actually decent AI
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>>344525383
>all these unmarketable ideas
This is why you're NEET
>>344525321
sold.
Race war simuation.
>>344525254
>"redecorate the place"
Does that mean what I think it means?
>>344524790
An open world RPG/Action game set in the ASoIaF universe, particularly Westeros. One where you can start as a member of any of the Houses, a sellsword/hedge knight, a warg (must be of northern blood), a red priest(ess), a Night's Watchmen, a maester, etc.
You would be able to build your skills in diplomacy, tracking, swordplay, blacksmithing, etc.
Almost like a Bethesda game (Fallout or Elder Scrolls), but with a Westerosi setting and all its darker, more gritty world.
>>344525463
>there will never be a PS1 era horror game renaissance.
I know it deep down but those games are way better than most of the shit coming out today. With everything else getting big kickstarter reboots and shit I can dream can't I?
I always dreamed of a game where you could control time a la prototype, gaining more powers each time you destroyed portals ala stargate or smth
Of course it'd be op so there's actually a bar of time you can use and then with as more time passes it gets filled
>>344525580
Go from 'disgusting 'it's a MANCAVE' hovel' to 'swinging bachelor pad'? Yes. Get your brain out of your /d/ animos, gutter-anon.
A game where you torture people to death in very detailed and realistic ways
>>344525698
I like time travel games where the time travel is absolutely retarded, but played totally straight like Shadow of Destiny
>get assassinated by someone in a tree
>go back in time and prevent the tree from being planted
>get killed by someone running you down with their car in an empty theatre parking lot
>go back in time and inspire the story the movie was based on to be more interesting, so that in the present the theatre parking lot will be packed
>>344525875
Just like how that America's Army game was funded by the army to get people interested in enlisting, this will be the game that ISIS funds.
>>344525875
These types of games already exist
Source: Japanese are fucking savages on the inside don't let their politeness fool you
not a video game but something general
custom difficulty settings
sliders for bullet sponges/1 hit kill for you or your enemy, scarcity of ammo/consumables/health pickups etc
choice between AI styles, toggle different behaviors
this could have saved numerous games which were shit just because the difficulty levels were ridiculously unbalanced
>>344525958
Too gimmicky, even if fun, I was thinking more of something like Prince of Persia but with even more time fuckery
>>344525958
Played Day of the Tentacle mate? Most of the puzzles there based on manipulating events in the past to change present and future.
whimsical top down rpg where you play as a drunkard that needs to pay off his dept.
>>344524790
It's Artificial Academy 2 meets The Sims 4.
>>344526256
got any recommendations?
>>344524980
literally LOL
>>344524790
>We're all ears.
Yea, this is a multiplayer game where we avoid loud noises and insects. At the end of every level we'll have to fight off the q-tip bosses. They remove layers of the earwax which makes you more vulnerable for the insects.
There are time-limited power-ups like hearing protection and such.
>>344525032
A courier, in the desert you say? And you're delivering something VERY VALUABLE, that attracts the wrong kind of people?
Go on.
It's a game so deliberately buggy and broken that you have to find ways to exploit the bugs to progress. The real challenge is beating the game before it crashes or becomes impossible to progress.
>>344524790
>Centralia USA
>setting
The catastrophe of Centralia never happen, set in 1990
>story
you create an character with unique story and backgrounds (no to game plays are the same)
>game play
Is a sand box real life size of the town of Centralia, single player with a huge emphasis on scapesisms, VR oriented.
All NPCs have their own routine, morning routine, jobs, social, sleep intimacy life and secrets.
The game will not tell you what To do
The player will be able to perform any desire actions, permanent death.
The player can engage on new life as a productive member of society or become a deviant perv, or a emissary of death.
>the game will have MOD Comunity support
Want to mod the game to engage on sex, or create new jobs in town or new activities
>PR
the media will see it as a the ultimate sphycollogy experiment, people on the last days they will be able to hook into the games and feel like they are living a new life all over again. People with social anxiety will practice here, and future serial killers will practice here
>Centralia USA
>>344526345
>as the alcoholism starts to take control, your character will swerve towards the nearest liquor store, forcing you to have to pull the controls in the opposite direction, or you'll blow all the money you owe on whiskey
>>344525201
it better be for the dreamcast
>>344526453
No, find someone else (preferably a psychiatrist) to sort out your parental neglect issues.
>>344526485
>Now it Early Access. Forever!
>>344526485
So basicly Watch_dogs the horror game?
an open world game where you're a Jew in a concentration camp and they inject some experimental chemicals in you that make you mutate and then you break out and kill nazis and stuff
think prototype or hulk: ultimate destruction but in ww2 era Germany
could be fun
>>344526613
Ssh! You're not supposed to want to kill Nazis on /v/, that's just SJW libcuck revisionism and Hitler was RIGHT, remember? Don't make the hivemind censor you!I'd play it though, we need more WW2 era games where you fight nazis but aren't just a generic call of duty soldier in the war, like The Saboteur, that was a good non-traditional nazi-killing game
>You play as an alchemist in a small village
>You constantly have to gather ingredients
>Alternately, you can hire others to do it for you
>You need to make consumables like potions, poisons, oils, bombs, and such
>The townspeople ask you for help with various things, like a cure for a disease or a potion that provides protection against heat
>Combat relies heavily on you using the proper consumables to match the situation and is mostly optional, unless you really need that Wolf Blood or Chimera Fang
How's that sound?
>>344526765
Like a flash game from Newgrounds
>>344526613
or an open world game where you're a Nazi in a concentration camp and you fight off chemically mutated jews that has broken out before they ruin the world
This with more action, good graphics and a realistic feel to it. And have it play like payday 1 sort of
>>344526496
The game cover
Food for the imagination....
Zero Escape set in the 60s
>>344526726
yeah the saboteur was dope, id just like to see more sandbox games during that era. a sandbox game in war torn Poland where you gotta search bombed out buildings for food and ammo or something would be cash as fuck
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>>344527020
I would buy and play these.
A 2-D side scrolling MOBA. The player controls a sprite on screen and has several weapons to fight other people on a team or as a free for all, like a standard FPS but 2-D and pixelated and not first person. The screen loops around a cylinder, so if you keep walking one direction you'l end up where you were originally after some time.
>>344524790
Uncancel Silent Hills and P.T.
>>344524790
Pissing in people's mouths. You might be thinking "Okay, delicious sparkling crystal-clear urine simulator game, that's alright but it's not that huge", but I promise you, it is so much bigger than that. I'm talking society-changing, mountain-moving, revolution-sparking, nigger-shooting, world-saving, divine glittering juices from the fountains of the Piss Gods themselves. Imagine the smiles on the faces of our children as they witness the lightly-trickling, all-embracing, kitten-petting, overly-hyphenated waterfalls of joy crashing down the cliffs of Urine Nirvana while ghosts of piss warriors gone by enjoy their eternal rest in the afterlife promised to them when they died in battle like a man - with their pants down, pissing all over the ground. The children will feel alive, alive as they've never felt before, and at long last, your wife's son will accept you as his stepfather and /v/ will (hopefully) stop making fun of you. This is your dream, my dream and all our dream. Don't take this away from us, anon. DON'T TAKE THIS AWAY.
A rpg where you can fuck not 1 (one) BUT 2 (two) gods. You can also make the gods fuck each other.
>>344527441
>Silent Hills AND P.T.
Anon...
A RTS/God Sim where you are a God. You customize everything about yourself, your faith and your followers, from the things you represent, your iconography, to the powers you infer to your followers, how they worship you, the spirits and creatures associated with you and that can be summoned from your godly realm and the aesthetics of your faith and the culture of your followers.
You will compete with rival Gods for a time, but eventually you will need to form a Pantheon with other Gods, covering as many subjects and concepts as you all can, before collectively competing with other Pantheons.
What Gods represent can meld together. For example, a God who has Death and Fire as parts of his portfolio can summon flaming skeletons or giant flaming skulls, or a God of Logic and Metal can summon automatons.
>>344526765
I don't enjoy crafting in vidya. with good graphics and writing it could be a pretty good game though (something has to make all the gathering enjoyable)
A heist game similar to what >>344527020 described, but multiplayer, multiple jobs, between robbing a night store or a newspaper stands to banks.
Tactics and communication heavy, closer to older R6 than to payday.
Police is deadly so you have to avoid them getting called.
Use money to unlock better gear.
>when starting you don't have proper voice communication so you have to yell unless you can only hear players nearby
>text chat is in form of text messages
>You could be able to fuck up robbing liquor store so badly, a SWAT team goes after you
>>344524790
Warhammer 40k: Adeptus Astartes
Set up like Gundam/Dynasty Warriors, set in the 40k universe, where you can fight the gods/daemonic princes near end game.
You can also choose to side within the Imperium, or defect into a Chaos chapter/other race.
An iron age village management sim where you play as an individual in one of the houses there, and you get to manipulate, cajole and jostle for position aiming to be chieftain.
Once you become chieftain, you get to ovrsee the future of the village, travelling around it in real time as buildings are being constructed and harvests are bought in, you can even take part in festivals and the various day-to-day tasks that an iron-age villager would do simply as a means of helping your village grow and prosper.
There would also be radiant events where crimes take place and you as chieftain have to decide on judgement, or if you're not chieftain yet you get to either assent or dissent the choice, and all the potential ramifications that brings.
Basically kind of like King of Dragon Pass but with modern UI and gameplay elements.
>>344526579
I'd honestly play this.
>>344524790
Asymmetrical co-op rpg/rts. Combine Total War with mount and blade. Some players assume the role of a warlord with M&B gameplay, while others play as the kings with a totally different gameplay. Kings dont control one character, they control their kingdom with a TW gameplay (real time though). Its basically two games in one.
You wont have to suffer king harlaus butter feasts anymore, world will be a lot more dynamic. As a warlord/adventurer you will do quests for the kings, join them as mercenaries or vassals when you have a considerate army, or remain neutral.
Kings will wage war, playing in rts mode, will give out quests to adventurers, they will try to hire some of them, because a real human > npcs.
When adventurers fight in the same battles as kings, they will do so in a third person camera, while kings will do so in a strategy camera.
>>344526765
But we already have Atelier, anon
>>344526765
if it has random heroes buying potions from you to defeat a great evil, im sold.
>Random hero arrives
>he is poisoned
>gives you quest to create an antidote
>poison is pretty advanced so you need to travel to caves, swamps, forests to find ingredients.
>If you pull it off, hero is healed and he defeats the villain
>world is now safer
Canterbury Tails/Hyperion style game where you play as each of the pilgrims as they recall their story and your choices influence the ending.
shrek
A vagina licking game on the 3DS
>>344526613
Fuck off jew, everyone here knows that the holohoax didn't actually happen.
>>344524790
That's a new version of chess. You put pawns over pieces. They can't move as long as they have pawns or other pieces over them.
>>344524790
So okay. this one white dude right. Average guy. then he got something unexpected happen to him right? and then its all about how he handles it. Goes on a huge mission or whatever then come back as a changed man. Everyone else or most around him who helps him through will die but thats okay cause he is a different person now.
>>344524790
You live in 16th century Canada. You've to cut trees to buy fur and resist coldness.
It's name "Don't cold on me"
>>344524790
Three words
Star Wars Musou
>>344530435
pretty sure humans didn't exist in Canada in the 16th century
>>344524790
Okay, just hear me out
It's a first person sho-
>>344524790
Armored Core style Kantai Collection game.
Game where you play as a news network camera man. Got this idea from playing Pokemon snap when it first came out. Gameplay is similar, where you have a scene unfolding and you gain higher ratings (score) based on what youfocus on during each scene/level.
Start out doing low level local news stories, robberies, shootouts etc. gradually get promoted and working on big stories, later levels are filming major natural disasters, assassination attempts, etc. based on what you film the outcome of the scenes would change and of course there would be a ton of hidden things to find.
>>344524790
You're a guy that shoots stuff.
>>344524790
Metroidvania set in feudal japan.
>>344524790
You're a woodchuck
and you chuck wood
It's like Arma III but the only difference is it isn't a buggy unoptimized piece of shit.
Harambe: Back For Revenge
After Harambe was killed in the zoo, he trains with the gods in the universes equivalent to heaven
The training is brutal, and pushes Harambe to his limits, but teaches him various fighting techniques, the ability to speak the human language, and allows him to channel ki.
With his newfound power, Harambe is reborn a new monkey and descends upon earth to bring destruction.
The gods demand blood, and Harambe was reborn unto the earth for the sole purpose to destroy those who wronged him. To disobey the gods would mean Harambe would lose not only his newfound powers, but his soul. He would be banished to an eternal darkness from which he cannot return.
Upon arriving at Earth once more, Harambe begins his revengeful conquest, however upon doing so he discovers that the human race showed love and compassion when he died.
THE Simulator MMO with an independent economy. Between the spreadsheet stuff from EVE online and a sand box rpg but mainly polished versions of farming sim and truck sim merged together with every step between the soil and the shop controlled by players.
There would be intrigues, because you would pay your pals wich play politicans to make a law in your favor and be the farming mogul.
There would be neckbeards only playing the fork-lifting parts all night long. The songs from your dance dance revolution high score would play on the radio, while your teamspeak group driving their trucks to the next big city. You could be a news reporter that would make a weekly news show with editing and so on because some brasilians blocked the highway with their trucks.
Imagine...
>>344532032
Hahaha ebin
>>344524790
In my game it's narrative driven. It's in the Jim Crow south and you have to institute a poll tax to prevent blacks from voting. You also have to raise awareness about (((minorities))) and the problems they cause. If you can successfully complete your mission you will prevent the hell that is everything that has occurred since.
>>344532268
Why wouldn't you go back to the 1600s and just stop the slave trade before it starts, keeping blacks from ever entering america? Bill it as a spin off of assassin's creed or something, retards will buy it for that alone.
>>344532459
That doesn't solve the other (((minority))) problem. It's two birds with one stone I suppose, but you could have it do both. Prevent the (((influx))) during the first and second world wars and stop the slave trade. Make Lazy Southerners pick their own cotton.
>>344524790
Nice try, EA
>>344524790
>a team based game that mixes quake movement with CoD4 Promod movement, sprint AND strafejumps...
>multiplayer is based on the old school CoD idea that supposes how the gun you pick to respawn with determines your role on the team
>campaign has "war is hell" themes littered throughout the game
>campaign's characters are diverse and a couple have PTSD
>black guy who smokes cigarettes and calls in airstrikes
>white guy, married to the medic, that has the worst ptsd, and has an ability that allows him to run around ripping and tearing enemies apart, after his ability expires he starts weeping quietly and you need to heal up to stop having a mental breakdown
>russian sniper who loves memes and absolutely refuses to smoke or socialize with the women
>medic is a white girl with red hair, very caring and sweet, holds the team together. White uniform mostly, but has red crosses on her gloves and helmet.
>black woman who runs around with either smgs or a shotgun and moves really fast. Havent decided what she would look like yet except for a nigress with an SMG
>heavyset asian girl who loves blowing shit up and brags really often, most of the team hates her except for the russian
>>344530561
What were Vikings then?
>>344527513
This is some awesome idea anon.
But I hope for you Hades won't learn about your project.
>>344532850
>also, your gear/cosmstics/weapons are contained in a backpack that can be opened in any gamemode(campaign, MP, survival) to retrieve a weapon/change your appearance in-game.
>survival mode has tons of secrets and basically functions as sort of an old school shooter with endless waves and stagnant bosses that are map specific
>multiplayer has vehicles, but no jets/helicopters
>when you pick a weapon type/weapon to respawn with, your killstreak/specific statistics change.
>your weapons can only have one attachment, not tons to choose from to maintain balance
>games story revolves around an interplanetary/interdimensional SWAT team called the Rush Unit that takes portals inbetween different worlds to take down criminals/governments/terrorists.
That's all I've thought out so far.
Game would be called "Rush Unit"
>>344524790
Multiplayer Mother1
Basically XCOM x SMT.
XCOM:EW-like gameplay during the early days of a demon invasion, like the Devilman manga, but also implementing elemental weaknesses and demon negociation (You can summon demons into the field too).
I know it sounds similar to Devil Survivor 1 and 2, but heh.
>>344528191
But what if the potions are too strong?
>>344524790
So uh, it and JRPG where MC isn't autistic.
HOMM style game
Handpainted map looking like something halfway between an ordinary handpainted map and the styles of the previous games
Factions have a larger unit roster, maybe 14 creatures, but due to limited building slots you can only have 7 or so produced per town
Unit stacks are animated as formations of troops rather than single creatures
Unit stacks can be upgraded with lieutenants, who can hold unique spells, skills and items while leveling up and dying(they are the last to die in a stack) independently from your heroes
You can deploy creatures on the world map, and build wagon routes/certain structures as well
Has a cool fantasy setting and doesn't look like warcraft at all
Also has good music
>>344526453
Everything by studioS
Its a first person survival horror shooter with heavy influences from Resident Evil, Receiver, and Dead Space.
Basically, its set in a spooky mansion with lots of spooky monsters roaming around. You have weapons but ammo is very limited and you need to reload the guns manually, like in Receiver. The zombies are slow moving but very resilient. Only a headshot can kill them. You can blow their legs and arms off to slow them down.
>>344536059
So....
Resident Evil.
It's a game where you play as a bee doing bee things
It a police game where you kill niggers
>>344539641
cool
A responsive, intuitive sniping game featuring a qt waifu as the player. Imagine a blend of the detail of sniping in SWAT 1 and the fluid gunplay of Sniper Elite series with the art style somewhat like pic related.
An RPG/Mystery game where the main protagonist has a dissociated reality disorder. He has to try and solve puzzles/crimes and do action stuff whilst battling his disorder.
At random points in the game you will encounter triggers that may cause you to relapse. These can be certain images, phrases or actions. You have to avoid some of these, but a lot of the time you're hit with them without being able to react.
Once you're in 'relapse', it's a slow road to insanity. Certain things will start tipping you off such as moving objects, hallucinations, dialogue word salad, anything. Once you've hit rock bottom, the game is practically unplayable and nothing will make sense.
There would be two ways to get out of the relapse; drugs or au natural. Taking different drugs can have different effects, for example morphine will stop the movement issues/jittery mouse controls but will make the audio drop. Going au natural basically would be riding the relapse until it stops, avoiding triggers and people and doing menial sidequests until you feel better.
>>344540750
>Jrpg that uses fear as a stat
>if a character is facing a on enemy that they fear overal stars are lowered
>as the characters grow and develop throughout the story they overcome their fears
A game like LoG with merchants and comfy villages to rest in after a days work of lootin and dungeon crawling
Diablo with guns.
>>344526345
Dad?
>>344526485
Pony Island.
so like
gay niggers
in
outer space
quads
WW1 trench warfare multiplayer FPS. You play on the Eastern front as the Austro-Hungarian empire fighting against the Russians. But one of the Serbian slavs on your side is randomly picked to be a traitor. He's actually on the side of the Russian slavs and will stab you in the back if you can't find him first.
As you're laying prone in your trench sniping Russians you have to keep an eye on the Serbs behind you to make sure they don't kill you. Just like in real life.
When you play on the Russian side only 1/4 of your army has a rifle or a coat at the start of the battle. You can only acquire a weapon from men who die. Just like in real life.
>>344526496
>>344527063
Why Centralia if you're removing the interesting thing about the setting?
>>344524790
Imagine Tropico, but instead of only playing the role of a dictator you get to also play the role of a revolutionary/rebel who's trying to get in power.
The gameplay would be like as the president/dictator, you get to choose how your government works etc. that will make it harder for those who are trying to usurp your throne via various means to do so. Like if someone tried to take over democratically/politically, but the one in power instead has Totalitarist dictatorship in place, which means that it would be harder to take over peacefully, but it would be easier to convince the NPC and other people to take up on arms to try the hostile way. Meanwhile the more democratic/peaceful governments would be harded to tackle with armed power, but still viable.
In other words, Tropico but with bigger scale and options that are actually meaningful and you can get thrown out of office and then have possibility to take over as a new avatar or whatever.
>>344531137
Have you played Michigan: Report from Hell? Your idea sounds fun.
>>344543263
Your image got me into a good read, not your shitty post but a comic. So thanks pal.
