>you will never receive hate mail this good
>>344510893
What
>>344510893
What
>>344510893
What
>>344510893
Just play like a tryhard, honor kids hate it for obvious reasons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxN0M7wOJIY
>>344510893
>Cat invade
>drop down to darkroot basin
>kill him when he follows
>"wow cheap move fight me for real"
great, now i miss the pvp even more
>>344511350
I forgot how cancerous Dark Souls 1 pvp was.
>>344511350
>same weapons and same armor
Huh, well I guess I won't be trying pvp then.
>>344511793
Are there any games where the meta isn't extremely cancer?
which PS2 game is this?
>>344510893
it's actually spooky
>>344514064
>>344513740
Shrek Superslam
Is that even english? Did he use gtranslate?
Dumping our hatemail?
das on gfwl was the shit
PS3 too
I hate where the series went after that game
Demons was the tits as well I could kiss that game
>the weak have no voice
I actually liked that part.
>>344511350
jesus christ i can't believe there are people who actually do this
>>344514963
kek
Post yfw you roll home to eat your mother's milk but the weak have no voice.
>>344511350
>dark souls takes skill
>>344514431
That doesn't count, the game itself is already cancer.
>>344510893
>the weak have no voice
*teleports behing you*
>>344515714
>not using that item to make it so that theyre able to aggro mobs
>thinking you can let yourself be open to invasions and everyone being honorfags
I go straight for the kill when I'm invading, but how can people not be prepared when they know shit like this can happen?
>Playing Sai_Kisaragi in Street Fighter on fightcade
>Pretty close but I win the first game
>Have time to taunt before the "You Win" so I do it.
>He immediately closes the game
>The messages after
>>344515972
>Louisiana
yo where my boy at, I never see any other fuckers on here
504 reppazent
>>344516107Metairie
Only reason I miss GFWL desu
I still play this games like once a week and I've never EVER gotten hatemail through steam since it was ported over. It's so impractical people just don't bother
>>344516260
word, gretna here
i wish you the best of luck not melting every time you step outside my meme man
>>344510893
Tbh was expecting the whole "your mom will die in her sleep tonight"
>>344516281
people are just too used to cheesers and twinks by now
I don#t know what you need to do to get people so mad at you.
>>344516402
People used to just compliment me on a creative build. And that was at a time when chaoshanders and bananaswords were kings
>>344510893
>the weak have no voice
That one's actually pretty good
>Be a SL1
>Invade in the Depths
>Use Pyro flame on anyone my target summons
>Throw dung pies, poison daggers, and finish them off with plenty of Llyod's Talismans
>Watch they struggle as their health drops and frantically try to take quick sippies
>shrug when they can not
This is the point it branches
Scenario A
>they slowly die in agony as they vomit out their insides
Scenario B
>They use moss clumps to cure themselves
>drop titanite chunks for them
>point to it constantly
>they just keep trying to attack me
>just take the fucking item god damn
>get fed up with their constant aggression
>murder them
>no titanite chunk for you
I never get any messages or friend requests, kinda sucks. I still feel like I'm doing them a service in preparing them for Blighttown.
Hatemail or Souls?
>>344516460
Be better than them. It's shocking how many people go into a rage over video games. Well, I guess not that shocking given where we are, but you know what I mean.
>>344516453
o am i laffin
The only time I've ever gotten hate mail.
>>344513924
anyone?
>>344516463
B T F O
>>344516847
I think this may just be an ERP profile.
>>344516967
>lincoln park
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
AM radio stations
>>344517013
>>344517031
am radio stations
>>344516967
Has anyone called this number and asked for Jesse?
>>344517031
>everytime
>>344517054
Jesus...
There's a fuckin line for shit like this.
>>344511350
>people in the comments praising this pvp
god dam what happened to this fanbase
>>344517054
>>344517031
>>344517013
>>344517239
>>344517263
Fucking hell this is good. Why are they even bring up Japan?
>>344510893
>the weak have no voice
also called me a black slave at the end of the match
>>344517359
people who are inherently bad at video games
>>344516765
legit loled
>>344517031
I'm not knowledgeable about radio stations, what's the problem with what he said?
>>344511350
Oh, I know.
I had a full magic build with 99 INT, 50 FAI, 50 ATT, and 45 DEX. You don't have to tell me how to get hatemail when I had all of the most overpowered spells attuned at all times with a TCC in one hand and a Darkmoon Catalyst in the other (with Eagle Shield and Horn of the Moonlight Butterfly as backup).
I could literally deal 1800 damage with Crystal Soul Spear. If they gestured, they died.
>>344517482
I think it's more than that, DeS wasn't exactly filled with the most skilled specimens but it wasn't "HOT DAM LOOK AT THOSE UNLOCKED PIVOTS!"
>>344517605
>oberfuhrer56
>>344510893
>99 cracked red eye orbs
Why not just a Red Eye Orb? You can get it just by giving Kaathe 10 Humanities.
the goat
>the weak have no voice
>>344517681
Darkmoon covenant prevents you from using Red Eye Orb
This was after the mcree nerf
>>344517735
Oh yeah.
Then why not use Sunlight Blade? Lightning damage is more effective and I'm pretty sure it's not covenant-locked, right?
>>344511350
so he's fighting the same guys over and over again right?
>>344517764
>good trader +rep
kek
>>344517764
>AS YOU GRANDAD IN COFFIE
???
>>344517764
>AS YOU GRANDAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrCLBuf0Yec
>>344510893
Report him and get him suspended for lulz.
>>344517943
I don't get these. Why are there so many of them? Is it all really because of FLEENTSTONES?
>>344517764
>YOU PARENTS TOMMOROW WILL DIE BY CANCER AS YOU GRANDAD IN COFFIE
>>344518062
From what I can tell, yes.
>>344511350
>people in the comments defending this shit
>>344516453
I like how he admitted to being really salty when he wrote that.
>>344518054
>GFWL hasnt been a thing since 2014
HOLY FUCK sure is summer in here
>>344517517
Nothing inherently wrong, it's just a very specific insult. AM Radio is often seen as outdated, due to the number of technical limitations it has over FM, and now even moreso with the advent of satellite radio. It was most assuredly a joke, but one can never be sure.
>>344516453
This is still one of my favorites.
As far as hate mail goes, that guy is pretty eloquent and that probably actually happened on his end.
>>344518514
>Zone: Pro
>>344516558
I'm pretty sure you can't pick up titanite shards dropped by an invader senpai
>>344517724This one always turns me on for some reason.
post the asshurt from peeve peeverson when /ddg/ kept wrecking his shit on pc
>>344518747
you mean /dsg/?
>>344518132
That's stupid then. I guess they are pretty well made though so at least they are enjoyable to listen to.
>>344516453
>>344516690
>>344516765
>guides on how to be a total faggot
>the guilty pay the price +tax
>abortion bucket
I'm going to go into cardiac arrest from laughing so hard. Why do people get such a sudden burst of creativity in their speech when they're angry?
>>344518926
yeah my bad
>>344518691
That was true in 3, can't remember about 2, but in 1 you definitely could.
>>344511350
>>344511350
>>344519362
>>344511350
This is fucking pathetic.
Why do people play Dark souls, get invaded then bitch when they die?
Invaders are always fun unless they're hacking. It adds an element of surprise that you don't get fighting the dumb ass monsters.
>>344516969
>anime profile picture
>spic
the worst of both worlds Tbh
>>344511350
>all these faggots that have only played the game after the PC release
After a year or two after console release the PVP was actually good. People would make a shit ton of creative builds and utilize combos with various mix ups. Once it came out on PC everything went to complete shit and people started doing this minmax backstab bullshit.
Anyone who followed the community when MindEye was around would know how good the PVP actually was. Once the creative people stopped playing the game only the tryhard faggots with 2k+ hours on the game stayed.
>>344514064
God damn it, I love this one. Just a dude trying to have a good time and begging for peace. Can't help but feel bad for the guy.
>>344516765
This one got me hard.
>>344516967
>my dad's name is doug
kek
>>344516453
Forever the greatest hate mail
Man I really want to go full out counter-twinking.
>>344516453
demo d's fucking hilarious
>>344511350
dumb question. Why is EVERYONE wearing the exact same gear?
Is this just a Japanese meme?
>>344516453
top, bottom, left, right and all around kek
>>344520608
Cuz the gear is broken as fuck.
>>344520608
op
pls nerf
>>344520774
From what I see it's Mummy Mask, Havel chest, Eastern Gloves and minmax Japcloth
Anything I miss apart from the weapon?
>>344520774
>>344520807
But Havel's armor isn't even the best armor- Giant's is.
And who the fuck uses Dark Hand for any reason- other than "everyone in Japan" obviously.
>>344520713
>repostan
Why?
>>344520891
Don't think so, maybe rings but they're always RoFaP + Havel/Wolf/DWGR.
>>344520904
because it weighs nothing
all of them want to have fast roll
>>344520904
Havel's is much better for weight/defence ratio. Giant's make you sacrifice more END that could be used for VIT. Dark Hand is like the 2nd most used thing in off-hand just because it weighs little and works as a decent shield.
>>344517079
In the end it doesn't even matter.
>>344518479
>it´s
>you´ve
>>344520817
>3 inche
That just brings it home
>>344514963
you're the dumbass in this one, though he's the one that got mad
>>344518610
Given the short range that comes with AM, for a person to be raped live on a couple of those stations would mean they'd nee to be dragged around to them. So it would be putting a lot of effort into making sure the person knows they're being fucked.
>>344521228
dumbass how? By sitting in the church and waiting to pound pretty twink ass?
>>344521086
>Nachrichtentext
>>344511350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylIXhcVAP08
>He didn't get gud
>>344511350
>all these people defending DaS backstab fest
Jesus christ
>>344521352
>DS3 "pvp"
Do people play on the dsptde 2.0 or non-beta version on PC?
I want to fuck with some twinks
>GFWL
>PCucks cant send messages to others on Valve's DRM aka Steam without first adding them first
PCucks, every1
>>344516967
>PUSSY I FUCKIN RAPE U
>ask 4 jesse my dads name is doug
love it
>>344513924
Why would a PS2 game have "Games for Windows LIVE" at the top?
>>344521409
This is a classic, and should be the bar that all other rage aspires to.
>>344522005
>>344521409
nice samefag kiddo, still damage controlling after all these years kiddo, or should i say demolition_d
>>344522071
Trying too hard there m8I'm the real D
>>344522245
No, shitter off i am.
>>344522308
Well show us your credentials faggot
>Main Vega in SF4
>Notice he doesn't respond well to Flying Barcelona
>Stop any attempt to play smart
>Flying Barcelona all day
>Stomp his shit with one move.
>GFWL message recieved
>"how do you even have fun?"
It gave me a chuckle, I wish I didn't loose the screenshot when I got a new hard drive and did a clean wipe.
![LdVMC[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3z5TmXN.png "LdVMC[1].png")
>>344522609
>notice opponent doesn't respond well to Flying Barcelona.
Fix'd, ended up a little weird when I rewrote part of it.
![ciEoF[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ed89ITV.jpg "ciEoF[1].jpg")
>>344511350
Still better than DaS3 pvp.
My proudest moment.
>>344522989
>1600x900
>CheatEngine
Yep, you're definitely a third world cheating cunt.
>>344522989
>cheatengine
>>344523649
>>344523548
>playing DS1 without cheat engine
jesus, why would you do that to yourself? Do you enjoy getting fucked by curse weapon retards every third fight?
>>344523649
>>344523548
I almost forgot how retarded people can be on this site .. : )
>>344523968
>>344523856
>PCucks actually fucking defending cheating online
PCucks, Pathetic Children, PCancers, everyone.
Hey the worst consoles have are laggy japs but at least theres no cheaters
>>344523968
>>344523856
>trying to deflect using CE
>pretending DSWd isn't a thing
>samefagging
>>>>>> :)
Wew lad. You gotta be 18 to post here
>>344524373
>consoles have no cheaters
full retard
bugged crystal weapons and level drain hackers exist. The problem on console? You can't even fix your own character after this happens
>>344518479
>`
>comma splice
>>344524449
>tfw apostrophe key broke
>have to use `
>people laugh at me:(
>>344524621
it's called grave
>>344524418
Enjoy farming 20 hours for a pvp character :) I bet you are one of those players that cry cheater whenever someone kills you :)))
>>344524657
now i can laugh at them for not knowing what it`s called
thanks
>>344524443
[Citation Needed]
You were able to backup saves on consoles for the longest, either usb or cloud. with Games For Cucks Live you didnt have that.
Also if you seriously think soul draining in demons souls is cheating youre a legit goddamn fucking retard
The GFWL era of DS was great.
>>344524768
who talked about demon's souls?
>>344524621
is it the one where ? turns into é?
Ctrl+Shift fixes it. Just mash it a few times and check, do that till it works
>>344524872
nah man it`s the one where there`s coke in my keyboard
The only hate mail I've ever gotten was from invading the Burg at SL1. Funny enough the only mail I've gotten while invading Sen's with the Dragonslayer Greatbow was actually a message legitimately congratulating me on managing to kill three people in a row.
>>344524842
oh right, the Pathetic Cheater NEVER EVER got to play demons souls
in demons souls soul draining or level draining was a actual mechanic that a boss and even enemy players could do
>>344523548
>>344523649
>>344524373
>clueless consolefags implying people would bother using cheat engine when they can just use a trainer
>they think they are honorable l33t gamers for having spent 50 hours leveling up each and every character build for PVP when they could just use CE to get it instantly
>implying consoles have no cheaters ever
>>344524418
>he actually thinks watchdog existed during GFWL
Wew lad. Newfaggotry showing.
>>344525045
Man you are so fucking mad that his point went completely over your head.
>>344525045
>>344524768
geez anon calm down
>>344525073
>anime reaction image
>mobile poster
>seriously fucking defending cheating
>buzzwords spewing
man this kid is fucking mad as hell
DS2 pvp on the bridge near smelter demon:
>"thanks for the pvp"
>"some close matches"
>"hope we come across each other again"
>"take care"
>>344525045
No shit. Why do you bring it up?
>>344525186
>>344525124
>>344525121
>>344525073
can you seriously not samefag kiddo? just because youre on mobile doesnt mean you can shitpost
>>344525401
>>344525136
It's legit not healthy to be this upset, try to leave the thread and do something you enjoy. I worry for you
>>344525401
uh
>>344525535
>>344525537
>look mommy i can mspaint/inline edit to hide my samefaggotry
good job kiddo
by the way how's bloodborne? oh wait...
>>344525691
In keeping with the theme of you being wrong, I knew I'd be accused of doctoring the screencap.
That's why it instead proves I'm not on mobile.
>>344525764
Dumb frogposter.
Man this kid just keeps showing how insanely cancerous they are.
>>344525691
>>344525764
You are both faggots. Shut up.
>>344525817
I'm not really sure what you're referring to. I only made one post before being called samefag for the single post I made.
>>344522245
>>344522308
Spring Anime 2016 Impressions when?
>>344511350
>people praise this shit as the best souls game
>>344520089
You're royal faggot minmaxing was a thing in Demons before Dark Souls even existed.
Eat a dick.
>>344526151
People who are depressed, overweight, addicted to alcohol, and have crippling anxiety and an inferiority complex don't generally produce videos, let alone watch enough anime to call it a season.
Especially when they hate themselves and want to commit suicide, but don't because they feel responsible for feeding their pets and pleasing their fans.
>>344526319I almost believed you were him but that was just too honest.
>tfw GFWL fanmail is no longer a thing
The best moments were when you saw this little message pop up in the corner of your screen a few seconds after you killed the person and were returning to your world.
>>344526359
I'm not him butif you're here demo fuck you it's all true eat shit love you bye
>>344521228
Waiting for twinks to invade you is perfectly legit dude.
>>344517431
Burgerclaps are still salty about pearl harbour when they should instead be salty about their gubment letting pearl harbour happen on purpose to make everyone want to join the war.
>>344526402
True.
>kill someone in DS2 PvP
>get an invite but only notice that one hour later because Steam didn't notify me about it while i was in the game
this is the only hate mail i got
>>344526556
I'm not mad they baited Japan into demolishing outdated hardware so we wouldn't have to decommission and dispose of it ourselves.
I had a obsidian greatsword lvl 12 dragon form twink and i didnt get almost any hate mail. I mostly got questions like how to get the dragon form, praise for being diffrent and some asked me to help them kill bosses. I just wanted hate mail for fucks sake.
>>344524373
Consoletards would cheat all day if they knew how.
And there are cheaters on console too.
>>344521263
you fucking wat mate?
FM is the one with short range
>>344511350
I don't play dark souls, can someone tell me what's wrong here.
>>344527580
>>344527580
r u a nog?
>>344527526
They don't face each other, attack, block, dodge, or really do anything other than swirl around each other trying to perform backstabs. Even when they know the other one is trying to get a backstab, they just wait for a backstab.
They aren't even really fighting.
>tmw beeing a weeb pais off
>>344511812
All me
I loved shitting on people with dumb cosplays.
:^)
>>344527734
What
>>344522668
Why is nigger the default insult amerifats use when they get stomped in souls games?
>Playing ARAM
>Got lucky with a lux roll
>Team steamrolls the game and we win easily
>Get a friend request and I accept
>"FUKING CUNT I HOPE YOU GET BEHEADED IN THE STREETS I CURSE YOU DOG الحَمْد لل ALLAH IS GOOD ALLAH IS GOD"
>wat
>>344527580
Its funny because its true.
>>344527580
harsh truth
>>344527580
fuck thats good.
>>344526616
Pinkie, why won't you come outside?
>>344525145
DS 2 has unironically the best pvp and only stupid shitters would disagree.Not saying its perfect but atleast its kinda functional compared to others.
>>344516453
>demolition d calling others faggots
Never stops being hilarous
>>344520089
Except that japs were always playing like faggots before DkS1 was even released and still do. Your comment is invalid.
>>344526318
Nope, not in the same way. Majority didnt play like faggots, only a select few would.
>>344532262
Japs =/= everyone.
>>344520089
>QQ :(((
>>344532262
>DkS1
It's actually "DaS", but you are right about the PvP.
>>344511350
>Runs 5 miles just to put his back in a corner because backstabs are the only thing that matter
Fucking christ I forgot how terrible DS1 pvp was.
>>344510893
>the weak have no voice
>play with friend
>dueling for fun
>beat him
>he sends me a funny message
>post it on 4chinz for teh lulz
You faggots are naive
>>344510893
This is pottery.
>>344533913
typical Sonygger
I swear these guys are better at mental gymnastics and self-deluding than your usual americans
>play tf2
>play dodgeball
>no hats
>no talk
>no movement
>only direct reflects
oh man, i stopped counting the amount of hate, hack accuses and bans
>>344511350
Yea sorry but DS3 pvp shits on this.
I'm actually enjoying it and having awesome fights.
DS1 pvp is a fucking shit fest.
>>344536451
Kill yourself.
>>344528872
>>344528902
>>/pol/
>>344537942
O)))
>>344516012
>not using that item to make it so that theyre able to aggro mobs
That item is only in DaS2 and DaS3. That guy could be talking about DaS1.
>>344510893
I think that might be a literal curse. Be careful, anon.
>>344516453
>>344510893
>the weak have no voice
>>344517013
>Kevin Durant
This guy is a faggot.
