>there's another in my twat
>twat?
>it's her vagina, boss!
C'mon now... was that really necessary, Kojima?
>>344505986
Hahaha
>>344505986
>quicktime event where you have to stick both both arms into Paz's womb to get the bomb out
really?
>>344506657
>[X] Fist Paz
Jesus... just "get the bomb out" would be enough, you know.
>we're not hanging them from trees? what then?
How did Kojima get away with this?
>>344507014
>Deeper Boss! Here, i'll help you!
Thanks, Kaz.
>all this allusion about Quiet
Jesus people, why don't you just come out with what is already know without the memes and analogies and idioms and metaphors and references.
>>344507776
>c'mon start spreading bitch!
I mean, he didn't have to be rude about it.
Also, I like how Kaz only helps you when there's a second controller plugged in. Not the co-op MGS action I would imagine but it was better than nothing.
>>344508125
>controller at max vibration for the entire 18 minute QTE
i feel like i have phantom pain holy shit kojima
>>344505986
>she had a snuke in her snizz
>>344508334
Now that you mention it... do you think she felt a phantom hymen after Skully put the bomb?
Memes aside, it was a very touching scene.
Tara Strong's acting was top notch. The way she screamed "BOSS, MY SNATCH!!!" made me cry.
>>344508740
>n-not there, Skullface...i'll... i'll...i'll!!!
oh she felt it
>find the enemy PMC that put a nuke in Paz's vag
>they're called Snatchers
Jesus christ Kojima I know you like your throwbacks but this is excessive.
>>344509437
Shit, I must've missed that side ops. But how in the fuck did Kojimbo get away with that? His drones, I swear...
>>344506657I unironically like that song.
I was so dissapointed with Skull Face. He looked so menacing and all but all he did was to force Chico to tickle Paz. I mean, really? That was his torture method? Thank god one of his men gave him the bomb-vag idea so we could get some tension out of it.
venom should have fingered her orafices to make sure there were no other bombs.
>>344505986
>you need to fuck it out of me!
>Snake can't even get hard
Goddamnit what's even the point of having your name be thinly-veiled innuendo?
>>344510420
Venom only wanted Paz.
why Quiet was ever made is fucking stupid reasons.
Haven't played MGSV, does this stuff actually happen?
>turns out, there was a giant dildo up her ass
>it gets stuck on snake's forehead for the rest of the game
I mean, I enjoy Kojima's weird humor but this was too much...
>>344511230Yes .
>Chapter IV: The Womb Bomb
Wow Kojima, are you fucking with me rn
>>344505986
Twat else were you expecting?
>>344511230
No.
>>344505986
I thought they shoved it up her ass.
Prisoners and Sodom go hand inbutt.
>>344511230
Bomb in vagina is real
The rest is lulzy exaggeration
>>344511903
I don't think Paz's ass could handle a bomb unless Chico was bigger than he looks.
Paz "You'll all be ghosties if you open my roasties" Ortega
Why was this scene in this game? They could have just exploded the first bomb
>boss... you stink like a sand nigger
Whoa! Easy there, Kojimbo. Remember that Konami put Arabic launguage support to this game. You don't wanna ruin their efforts.
>>344511417
WOMBO COMBO
HAPPY FEET
>>344512203
But then we couldn't get to see her intestines. And as you know, Kojima loves intestines. Especially Akiba's.
>skull face
>looks like a zombie
I don't get it.
>>344506657
>Stick of Truth
>i'm bad, i'm so bad, my face is a skull!
Wooah
>>344505986
Not sure why I laughed at this.
>i thought the penis inspection was real!
How did Huey fell for that meme? I thought he was smarter than that.
How do I unlock her?
>>344505986
>>344507014
>>344507776
>>344507768
>>344508125
>>344508334
>>344508740
>>344509371
>>344510420
>>344511417
>>344511903
DELET THESE NOW
>>344515325
Fuck off, Kojima.
>fulton an african american
>"you're gonna extract him???"
jesus christ calm your fucking tits kaz
>>344515509
NOW!
thanks for the memes, anons
>>344512639
> Skull Face
> Has a face for a face
What. The. FUCK
>>344515745
>Big Boss
>he's only 3'10"
>>344515593
>"subject on board, leave the rest to us"
>go back to mother base
>visit garden platform
>he's hanging from a tree
How did Kojima get away with this?
>>344515878
>"subject on board"
>a staff member has died
I can't no one mentioned this yet. It was arguably the worst part.
>tfw you had to flick her clit a gorrilion time to loosen her up
>tfw had to gorrila mash X to do it
My thumb still hurt to this day. Fuck you, Kojima.
>>344516261
At first I thought I had to rub the touchpad so I lost a few seconds resulting in game over.
This game is relentless when it comes to QTE's, man...
>>344516261
>to loosen her up
What the fuck, in my game I never had that minigame, she was already loose af
That's the last time I buy preowned
>Miller: Never liked niggers. Especially ones with guns
>Ocelot: Isn't that all of them?
I mean, c'mon...
>>344516261
this is my fetish
>>344516735
>tfw you let those poor boys inside the base despite what Kaz said
>see them walking around
>tfw can overhear conversations like "What was Boss thinking? Should send these niggers back to Africa", "I could pop this niglet and no one would care, "should've shot the fulton", "Who let these animals out their cages?!" etc
I couldn't EVEN after that. never dropped a game harder in my life
how did they even get a bomb into her womb
i thought the uterus opening is only like half a centimetre outside of childbirth
I wish /tv/ would just fucking die. I hate these memes.
>>344517856
Parasites, son.
>>344517856
if it can open during childbirth, I'm sure they HAVE ways to open it
>"Fuck my face Snake!"
I mean, given the twist at the end the implications of this line are pretty disturbing
>>344518092
Chico was big and Skull Face knew it.
It was all part of the plan.
>the "Words that kill" turned out to be "All niggers must hang"
The ethnic cleaning arc was probably the worst part of the game. I lost so many S rank soldiers I recruited from Africa, really set me back quite a bit.
>>344518206
>he fucks her scar instead
venom was really fucked up
>tfw didn't play MGS:PP when it was first released
>still want to at least try it out
>online play and defense modes are probably dead with only hackers and pro scrub stompers left
JUST
>>344517730
>mfw eli was arian
>>344512057
Underrated post
>>344518268
Total bullshit how you could only use the mustard gas weaponry in Africa.
Kaz is such a hypocrite
>>344518290
Its actually still going
>That scene where Big Boss rapes Eli
Holy fuck, no wonder he wanted to kill him so much.
>>344518290
>mfw got it back in october
>completed mission 3 in december
>never touched it again
>>344519241
There's a tape that explains Snake actually wanted to rape one of the African kids but Kaz stopped him saying "I'll leave Mother Base if you become a nigger chaser, Boss."
>>344515621
You're welcome, senpai
>>344519448
>Nigger chaser
>Not coal burner
You know Kaz want some of that venom action, son
>quiet stabbing a soldier in the balls
DROPPED
>snake becomes color blind and shoots eli
That scene was a bit out of place. I wish it was deleted.
>when the time comes i'll blow my load
Venom was horny as fuck.
