have you ever taken 1 look at a dev team and dropped a game on the spot that you were sort of looking forward to but not really?
>>344504869
>but not really
You were never interested at all. Quit pretending you were.
Nu Males Sky
>>344504869
>all those white men
fuck diversity in the industry amirite?
>>344504869
>not a single woman
>not a single PoC
Could we.. ehm.. just not?
>>344504992
>>344504869
they look like cucks
>>344504992
>>344505003
>>344505018
>>344505036
I too am a straight white teenage male that spouts ironic memes
>>344504992
>ill just keep parroting the joke I didn't think up in the same threads over and over
you are the real nu male.
oh boy another reddit-style pewdiepie question
>what are your favorite games
>what is a game where i can ____
>have you ever thought about ____
>do you know where I can ____ in a videogame
the autism is so real
>>344505018
Isn't that one with the glasses on the far right a girl
>>344505147
did you just assume my gender?
where is the report button on this website?
>>344505147
Jokes on you, I'm a 30 year old faggot who likes to spout ironic memes.
They look like chicks, but some of them are alright.
ugh i can't even right now
>>344505062
You would know.
>>344504869
kinda
>>344504869
Do Phil fish and Jonathan blow games count?
It's funny how everyone on the right with facial hair wear it fittingly and the ones on the left look like they're trying to just hide their weak chins
>>344504992
Oh, I didn't know you worked on this game too.
>>344505195
>reddit style
>not half the posts on /v/
They look like huge losers, the sort of people I'd trust to develop a video game.
They're Irish, the unkempt hair and beards are normal
>>344505195
>oh boy another reddit-style pewdiepie question
Yeah let's talk about e-celebrities and have another IT'S OVER BLANK IS FINISHED thread, faggot.
>>344504869
Ugh. And men have the tenacity to say this isn't a male dominated industry? I hope they understand that women have every right to work on their game as they do. I'm disgusted, to be honest.
>>344505494
look at those nu male millennial cucks
>>344505018
Fuck off at least one of them is sexual identifying as a woman. And two others identify as black.
>>344505494
no, they don't. they look like nu-males.
if theres a group of 20 people and not one person is fat i do NOT trust that group of people
>>344504869
The same way you were dropped on your head at birth?
>>344504869
Something something nu male :8DDDD
>>344505590
kys faggit you and the rest kids in this thread
>>344505676
Even if it's a football team?
>>344505676
>>344505632
t. butthurt numales
>>344505494
Carmack used to be a Twisted Fucking Psychopath.
>no women or minorities on the team
I don't understand how things went so wrong, seems like they have a good team.
>>344505293
Kek
Why do we make these threads?
Is it to just shitpost?
>>344505880
I hope you feel mature by using such offensive and degrading language. No wonder 4chans has such a bad reputation if it is full of terrible, terrible people like you.
>>344506557
Wait, isn't that what every thread is for?
>>344506557
This board is a huge shitpost.
>>344505315
I don't see the problem with this?
>inb4 cuck
>>344506308
Women are only decent artists, often they get overwhelmed by the workload
Blacks are lazy and dont have a spec of creativity
Mexicans are the same
Asians are fucking good, BUT often enjoy shit jobs with no future (Big studio jobs)
Indians smell weird and have no confidence
Etc Etc Etc
I work in talent acquisition at a moderately sized game studio. I can tell you minorities and women dont get hired, because i dont let them in.
>>344507116
triggerd check your privilege you FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>344506932
You're a gigantic cuck.
The entire mindset bothers the shit out of me.
>we can't have sexy women in our games because women are too insecure
is literally what it boils down to. Dumb bitches are so pathetic they can't handle simulated women being more pretty than them. If it was men spouting that kind of retarded drivel, tumblr would throw a shit fit.
>>344504869
>beards
Most men look better clean shaven desu.
>>344504869
christ what a pack of fucking homos
>>344505003
There is a girl right next to the word Sky
>>344507428
I don't agree at all. When you're going for something serious and then you have half naked women, it does take away from it's seriousness. It's the same reason I don't like most anime because of the forced fan service
>we can't have sexy women in our games because women are too insecure
that part is true though, and I agree with you
>>344504869
They all look the same, bet they think they are unique.
>>344507428
what I don't get about all this mad is that /v/ will claim to defend the creator's art to do whatever they want
but then attack it when what whatever they want isn't fitting their narrative
>>344507392
Good assumption there, did Sherlock help you put together the pieces. But really white people are just vanilla some are good and some are terrible and delusional.
Being Asian i feel bad that i didn't convey the message better. But yea i am a male, females don't hold a candle to male talent
>>344507428
I don't see a problem. Both scenarios are pandering, the devs just chose to pander to people who aren't you.
Besides, sexy women does not a great game make.
>>344507817
just memeing, no worries
>>344504869
This game is gonna be a fucking failure.
>>344507898
Oh hey now look at me the trigger one, hahaha. Wew i done for today.
>>344504869
>have you ever taken 1 look at a dev team and dropped a game on the spot
No.
>>344507786
The problem is that you can't tell where the dev's vision ends and the publisher demands begin, but it goes both ways. I'm sure sexy characters used to be on the list of things that publishers would enforce, but the tides are shifting and people don't realize that the developer's vision has always taken a backseat.
>>344504869
Some of them at least look like they will be more busy sitting before a computer and doing stuff than crusading on twitter.
>>344506557
Its to see how many times we can post the word "numale" in one thread, and get it to be more popular of a word to use then cuck is now. Rather ambitious I know.
>>344505018
There's a token brown guy in the middle of the back.
Yeah not a big fan of dykes
>>344504869
>randomly generated nontent simulator
>ever being exited for that shit
>>344504869
I didn't know that Milo transfag was an indie dev.
>>344507817
Ching chong buddy
>>344508528
I look like a nu male but share no personality traits, kek
>>344505590
Despite what you want to believe, there are a ton of women that work in the industry. Some of the best producers I've ever worked with were women.
>>344507668
>When you're going for something serious
There I agree.
>>344507786
You're 100% right, and I have no problem with them doing what they want. I just dislike the mindset of "we can't have sexy women in games because women are too insecure". It's stupid.
>>344508730
Perhaps I missed it, but isn't killing floor a pretty serious game? So they're right in the context of the game on that point?
>>344504869
>Procedurally generated instances
>Nothing you do is ever saved except the names you come up with
>Profanity filter, so even that won't be fun
>No multiplayer
>$60
It was never good, nothing to mourn
>>344508827
nearly 100% of the dialogue in the game was goofy british dudes calling each other wankers
the game had barely clothed female zombies in it anyway, and even had them in sexy santa suits for the even goofier christmas events
>>344504869
>all those white men
>/v/ still butthurt
>>344509165
Oh, yeah then what they said doesn't really fit for their game
>>344505204
technically yes
>>344504869
>dev team has a complete lack of diversity
I don't care if it is shit, i'll buy it based on that alone.
>Have you ever dropped a game that you weren't really looking forward to
??????
It sounds like you weren't going to pick it up in the first place
>>344504869
>All those nu beards
I don;t shave because I'm a lzy fuck and even I can't get a neckbeard that thick.
>>344507116
are you stupid
>>344510724
looks like you are a beta male fag get out
>>344504869
>literally a room filled with wil wheatons
I bet that room reeks of sweat and bull semen
>>344508508
That's a Jew retard.
>>344506032
Especially then, what the fuck? Linemen?
>>344505494
Lol what a bunch of nu males cucks
You can tell they get off to black porn
>>344508242
yeah but this happens the most against indie games, which don't have to worry about publishers
people just want to get mad
>>344504869
>all white males
>not a woman or person of color in sight
>haircuts aren't ridiculous or dyed a neon color
Sorry what's the problem again? Looks like an actual dev team to me.
>>344507116
>I assume this about these people
>Doesn't work with them because of these assumptions
>Never gets proven wrong
>YOU SEE?!
Nice
The guy in front reminds me of that one image with the neckbeard with fucked up teeth holding adventure time
>>344504992
>>344505178
>>344506172
>>344508476
>>344511036
Come on Nu Males! We can make this happen, if we believe.
>>344505374
>cheap beer
If you can afford beer then he sure as hell can afford food.
>>344505676
>if theres a group of 20 people and not one person is fat i do NOT trust that group of people
t. American
Just a bunch of game devs, nothing wrong here.
I'd like to see the average /v/ user's appearance and ""fashion"" sense.
>>344509374
>Irish
>White
>>344504869
No because what matters is whether or not the product itself is good, not how many people that made it were faggots.
>>344513284
this. SeeFEZ
>>344504869
Looking awfully cis male scum-ish. Not a single woman or minority. Fuck this game
>>344508528
Yet here /v/ is, praising fucking Pokemon Go to the heavens
At least this is more of a game than that
>>344504869
No Man's Sky? More like Not Making Sales lol
But seriously this "game" looks dumb as heck all.
>>344504869
If you drop the game completely just because you've seen the people working behind it then I have bad news for you: you might be autistic
>>344513083
Why respond
It's a just a shitpost thread, there's nothing wrong with the picture
>>344513518
>one of the most anticipated games of the past 5 years
Good or bad, it's gonna sell.
>"game"
How could it be anything other than a video game
I love how "Nu Male" has just become a way for nerds to make fun of other people for being nerds without feeling like hypocrites.
>>344513467
pretty sure the second on the right is a "chick" and the rear left guy looks like he's at least partially pajeet
>>344513778
Pretty sure "Nu Male" is the new "cuck", or "thing I don't like"
>>344513778
>Nu Male" has just become a way for nerds to make fun of other people for being nerds
>for being nerds
>nerds
That's not what Nu Male means. Maybe you should lurk moar before posting
>>344513778
Fag
>>344513623
>it's gonna sell
>>344512776
I think that's part of the joke. He doesn't have money for food or a decent computer because he skews his priorities towards his hipster beer and fashion.
>>344514205
It's hyped out the fucking asshole. Even fucking casuals are jizzing all over it. Of course it's going to sell.
>no females
unless this is some god teir trap you're all retards
>>344514968
I wanna fug that dyke
>>344513504
Wow, /v/ praising an actual video game?
3D Starbound without crafting or building
>>344514968
>god tier
That's just ugly senpai
>>344514261
Five star post
>>344505293
Takes one to know one.
>>344504869
At least none of them are women or have pink hair.
>>344507641
I have some sad, sad, terrible news for you anon.It's 2016
>>344515397
You would know.
>>344515648
You would know.
>>344515695
I'll make you eat those words!
>>344512398
Check again. They're all jewish.
>>344515770
You would know.
>>344515897
Takes one to know one.
Literally pic related
>>344508528
>IPA and example usage
whoever made this is a massive gay all the same
>>344515935
You would know.
>>344513957
Then let's say "dweeb" or "wimp" or whatever else you want to call a dweeby, short guy with glasses, a bad hairline and some facial hair.
>>344516225
What goes around comes around.
>>344508528
Facial hair is wasted on guys like that. Also, pixel/stylized art avatars are pathetic.
>>344516249
Call them faggots like someone who isn't a faggot.
>>344504869
I don't see the problem. They look like nice people.
I'll pick up the game if it drops to $15-20. Kinda excited for it, but most definitely not $60 worth of excitement
>>344516271
I'll make you eat those words!
>>344504869
>all those people with their moustaches touching their lips
fucking disgusting oh my god
I don't give a fuck if they go home to their cucksheds after prepping multiple bulls for their wives every night. If the game turns out good, I'll play it.
>>344504869
FUCKING WHITE MALES REEEEEEEEE
>>344504869
What a bunch of fucking normal faggots. I bet they call themselves gamers and think GameStop is a really cool place.
>>344504869
>all white males
They look like absolute faggots but girls and token minorities make fucking AWFUL games.
No because I don't have, you guessed it, autism.
>>344504869
>demos exist
Not in this case, every playable demo is heavy controlled
>reviews exist
No review site to trust had access to it.
>what can you get from the other info
Lies.
YOU ARE ATTACKING THIS POOR PEOPLE...
GO BACK TO /POL/
Holy shit, this is the worse damage control i ever saw.
seems like a bunch of average dudes who likes to make games and play them
whats the issue here?
>>344516941
>American Developers
>Hello Games is a video game developer and publisher based in Guildford, England.
>>344517346
Charging $60 for procedual, the indie game.
>>344517535
Would you rather pay $60bn for a hand crafted universe?
You'd have to wait a couple of millennia though.
>>344505147
>>344517650
You have the entire virgo supercluster, for free.
and with all we know aobut space.
>>344504869
Nu-males Sky
>>344517745
Now get to translating that to pixels by hand. Don't forget to put in resources, flora and fauna as well.
I'll be waiting.
>>344517815
You need to prove that there is something out there firts anon.
>>344504869
Oh no too many white males! Not enough glorious nippon for my progressive tumblrweeb tastes!
>>344517932
It's video game magic, I ain't gotta prove shit.
That said, poster was complaining about $60 based on it having procedurally generated shit.
>>344504869
>no women
>no niggers
guess i gotta buy the game
>>344518076
But they are worse than those two combined.
Real talk, would the game be worth it if there were only 9-10 planets, but they all were actually unique and not reskins at all? And they all had the exploration of, oh say, Metroid Prime? Like each planet took about 5 hours to fully explore?
>>344518076
There's one FtM though.
>>344514261
>>344507786
>>344518064
>15 guys
>procedual generated bunch of galaxies for $60 because exploration
>1 slav
>procedual generated supercluster for free because exploration
Less content for $60 plus tip.
>>344518545
How much is happening in that engine? How much gameplay does it have?
>>344518194
yeah. In all honesty I hope the game is good, but it is shaping up to be pretty mediocre
>>344506239
>used to be
I can guarantee you that the motherfucker has a torture room in his basement.
>>344518613
It has actual spaceship physics, and you can explore all of it.
You can even mod stuff like tie fighters and other ships if you dont like the originals from the game.
>>344518763
In other words, it's a glorified tech demo.
>>344516941
Wow no wonder Japanese games are always so offensive.
>>344514968
>god tier
fuck you
>>344518836
>>344518932
Nice ad hom bro, you sure got my arguments with it.
i don't understand this nu male thing..... some of the guys in op's picture have beards, some don't, some are chubby, most aren't, some are balding, most aren't............ when it comes to mid-20s mostly white guys they seem like a pretty diverse and normal group...... and yet people see this pic and shout "NU MALES!!" as if a picture of any other group of random white dudes in game development would look any different. anyway peace out.
>>344504869
>/v/ complains about people complaining about all male devs
>heres one
>WHAT A BUNCHA LOSERS
>titan-sized neckbeards and hungry skeltals mocking devs for their appearance
I don't understand
>no women
>no trannies
I'll take 100 copies.
>>344518992
>/v/ hates game
>therefore /v/ will latch onto anything to insult said game
Its happened plenty of times before and it will keep happening after we are all dead and buried.
>>344519006
>Still doesn't realize /v/ is 90% ironic shitposting
>>344518194
My issue is less the conent and more that they are charging aaa pricing for an indie game
>>344504869
>have you ever taken 1 look at a dev team and dropped a game
A talking penis wearing a fedora could make a game as long as its fun I don't care.
>>344518989
>tech demo
>early access
you should listen to yourself.
If the shit is playable, then its a playable game, no matter what term you want to use.
Also.
>the game will be finnished on release and there wont be any patch or fix or anything
>>344504869
>nu-male used to mean 'hipster-looking faggot with fake glasses, a trimmed but awful beard who spams his opinion on twitter'
>now it means 'white guy'
Good job faggot
>Its going to get a pitt 6.5/10
>blunder of the century posts everywhere
I come from the fuuuuuuuuuutuuuuuuuuure
>>344512525
that guy was an autist (and child molester, literal shit eater, ect), not a neckbeard
>>344508242
Exactly. It's always been this way.
This is in any form of entertainment. There's the developers vision...and then there's the publishers who pays them.
>>344516941
>game trying to be ambitious and constantly shat on by SJWs and /v/ made by average Joe white guys who just want to make a game
vs
>a game that constantly recycles in annual sequels/remakes, shoves internet memes anywhere it can, has no gameplay, shits on masculinity to progressive with Nipponcuck sensibilities, devs probably love Korean cock and make fun of Japanese otaku, and has the audacity to be full priced + shitty DLC
I choose the western dev, famalam.
>>344516274
>beta cuck who can't grow a beard gets mad at others who can
>>344519363
>you have to chose sides
>there are only this 2 sides
>the rest dosent exist
>>344519363
>average joe white guys
Looks like band camp to me.
>>344504869
Nu Mans Sky
>>344504869
nah, cause im not a vapid teenager <l;o)-S-C
>>344504869
Why are they saying the game went gold when it says RC1 on the disc?
>>344505494
This is all what is wrong with the modern gaming industries. Look at these discusting week males. Fucking hipster cucks i swear.
>>344521893
Going gold these days means release candidate since 99% of games have a day 0/1 patch.
>"Why don't game devs look and act like meeee?"
Shrieks /v/, the board known for antisocial behavior, low motivation and poor handling of finances. The board that has on multiple occasions banded together for a cause or project and come up with absolute shit for their efforts.
>>344504869
oh look it's Spore 201X!
>>344504992
they mostly just look like neckbeards and dorks.
>>344519363
>so desperate for dead genre revival that he plays games made by sjws
Full retard
>>344505003
White men are drawn to greatness. what can I say? SJW women and browns need to just compete with them separately instead of blending them in forcefully.
>>344518763
What's the free one called?
>>344504869
Wouldn't be so bad if the guy holding the disk wasn't so incredibly gross
>>344523538
Kickass torrents.
>>344514669
Humble Bundle used to shove this image in your face when you went to buy shit for less than a dollar.
>>344516161
Someone shoop Carl the cuck on that cover
>>344523838
I will put it in a sky as a faded face, but im shit at photoshop
>>344507641
THAT'S A MAN YOU FUCKING TRANSPHOBE HER NAME IS INNES NOT HAZEL
>>344523932
Put it on on the guy's head instead.
>>344513957
No one needs to lurk to learn crossboard shirt for /v/
>>344504869
>Programmers are unfashionable nerds
Oh gee OP what a fucking surprise could never have guessed that, I never guessed. Now that I've seen backstaged and realised that the programmers are nerds I'm not gonna play this game.Fuck off you fucking cunt shitposter ruining this fucking board no one fucking cares I normally don;t mean this but actually drink bleach on fucking stream, I want to see this shit on liveleak no one fucking likes you even on 4chan I can't even imagine how unpopular you are jesus christ I bet you don't go outside because you don't like it when people look at you fucking fuckmuffin
If you refuse to play a game due to the appearance of the devs, you should be executed.
>>344504869
>no campaign
>no multiplayer
>no missions
>no level design
>crafting and upgrading serves no purpose because your only goal is "go forward"
>infinite universe populated by a handful of assets
>game is just looking at biomes and creatures
>all variations will have been seen within a few hours
>devs refuse to release any footage to refute any of this
dead on arrival
>>344524071
>>344504869
I was really interested in the game, the it kind of died out for me and suddenly I visit /v/ and this picture pops out
this sociopathic faker on the front is the abomination that developed NMS, dropped the game now.
>>344524136
What is the term for games with have no narrative and no gameplay? Id say walking simulator but that usually implies there is a story
>>344504869
>Indie Developer that made Joe Danger make one of the most ambitious and hyped games of its generation
It's either going to be shit or severely underwhelming and they'll get even more death threats from rabid fans than when they delayed it for a few months.
>>344524009
>>344504869
>Diverse team with rainbow hair, black women and people who think they're cars
>/v/ gets mad
>Team full of regular geeky guys
>/v/ gets mad
o i am laffin
>>344523838
>>344523932
>>344524009
Like this?
4 more weeks!
>>344525105
Another variant
>>344525105
In the sky, will be poetry.
Like this, but better.
>>344525105
lel yes
It's missing the bernie logo on the ship
No, because I don't care what a bunch of fags look like. If I cared about fags so much i couldn't use anything associated with them I couldn't post in your thread OP.
>>344525705
>>344504869
Yeah, a lot of times. This isn't one of them, because only an idiot would be excited for such a shitty game.
>>344504869
>>344525686
>>344505147
>Teenage
H-haha yeah... I-I love being young eh?
>>344507116
Doing god's work anon.
By the way, I'm a white male that just finished school, you got any entry level shit you can toss at me?
>>344526321
ugh,makes me fucking gag.
>>344526341
a little better here
>>344514968
Had to double check and not 100% sure.
>>344526341
>>344526545
My last attempt, at least i learned how to photoshop.
its amusing how butthurt this game makes you guys
>>344526775
>this is not a massive old styled troll thread
>>344526709
Beautiful
>>344526775
butthurt=/=memes
i look forward to playing 100 hours of palette swaps: the game
>all this "NU MALE NU MALE NU MALE HAHA WHAT A NU MALE >MAD NU MALES"
It's like I'm really 4 years old again. Sincerely kill yourselves.
>inb4 >lol mad nu male
Cuck was a shit meme word and so is this. Return to /pol/ and never come back.
No, I don't care if you're merely pretending to be retarded.
>>344504869
Reminder to buy his game
>>344526895
It's a way for SJW weebs to denounce everyone white and male without looking SJWcancer they are.
>>344526895
>Getting mad that your shitty "style" and attitude are summed up in a single word
They just look like a bunch of happy boys
I would be too if a game I was a part of making were nearing completion
>>344526895
>>344527000
>>344514205
Even my non-gamer friend was considering buying a PS4 just to play it. He doesn't know any current games, but he knows NMS. It'll sell like hotcakes
>>344505003
not our fault that niggers and spics are too busy shooting each other up instead of learning how to make stuff
>>344507786
How about not giving/saying a reason for removing sexy women and not putting it out there as sexism in the vidya. It seems very pandering.
But people don't like subtly, they want to hear exactly what they want to hear and make sure everyone else understands it too, especially those who have an agenda to push which is what tumblrinas is all about.
>>344526895
Then go to a forum, or reddit.
>>344526895
lmfao triggered af tbqh
>>344526321
What a faggot
>>344526321
>hiding his name
KEK, what a pussy.
>>344527119
>>344527016
Don't you have some 2hu or Kancolle to dress up as like the cucks you are?
>>344527119
>haha, you're annoyed because we're deliberately being annoying, got you xD!!
>>344527016
>anyone who disagrees with me must be THE ENEMY
>>344527307
>freedom of speech my dude, we're allowed to mindlessly repeat the same garbage buzzwords
Just because you can doesn't mean you should. I can't stop you giggling with your /pol/friends in the hugbox you've got here, but surely you understand that you'd look significantly less fucking pathetic if you didn't.
>>344527452
>literally "u mad bro?"
Pic related.
>>344505147
>tfw spic dating tranny
H-heh
>>344527671
>Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
its nice to be this brainwashed?
>>344527671
Stop talking bad about the game im shilling, that will ruin the thread, and i have to make another
We know pajeet.
Go eat some butter in the name of your gods.
>>344527810
Maybe I could have worded that better. Everything should be allowed, but that doesn't mean people aren't allowed to react to what you say in turn. Anyone's completely free to vomit LE NU MALE over anyone who dares to like an overly ambitious video game, but if they can't tolerate getting called out on being an obnoxious faggot because they were acting like an obnoxious faggot, maybe they shouldn't have done it in the first place.
>>344527872
At what point did DESIGNATED come into this? Did you post in the wrong thread, anon?
I'm not really sure if you all have just bought into the hype but from every video i've seen this game just looks awful. Boring bland worlds with spore-esque creatures roaming about, resources literally sticking out of the ugly bland ground. The Crafting and the combat are also both laughable and there clearly isnt any real depth to the game.
Don't get your hopes up lads.