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>Kurt Hectic
>The Great Mighty Poo
>SOLAIREEEEE of Astoria
>Otacon
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hopefully this one won't trigger MLP fetishizing manchildren
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>Carl or Master Shake
>Balrog
>Android 18
>Engineer
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>>344504704
>Todd Howard
>Spy
>Doomguy
>Kebako (Cat Girl Without Salad)
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>archer
>Wallace (and gromit)
>dick kickem
>homestar
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>RE1 Jill
>Gene
>RE4 Leon
>Sam Gideon
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>>344505646
this would be something else lmao
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>>344504996
He wouldn't do it again would he?
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Sam (again)
Wario
Donald Duck
Rucks
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>>344505338
Balrog would sumo or butt slam the table in the event of any bad play
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>>344507239
>>RE3 Jill

Alright, Jill. A bet's a bet. I got a full house so let's see a pair.
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>>344504704
I just want a PlayStation version that fucking works
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>>344504704
>Archer
>McCree
>Max Payne (from the 3rd game)
>the autistic girl from TWD S2 because they always have one shitty character in their poker games
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>>344507718
this was a garbage lineup until Rucks, can't believe I've never seen Rucks in a thread like this, he'd be perfect for Poker Night

also isn't the lineup five people now?
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>>344504704
I really fucking wish this game let you turn off the idle chatter. Glados keeps interupting the game to issult everyone and Claptrap takes ages to "check. or bet?". It's fucking infuriating.
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Who ruined their game worse

Claptrap or Tycho
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>>344507861
>from the 3rd game
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>no one itt realizing the lineup is 5 because of the sequel
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>>344507846
They're all Mikami games is the point, you dork, but RE3 is better.
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>Vinny (Atlantis: The Lost Empire)
>Ernest P. Worrell
>The Tick
>Frank West

Daniel J. D'Arby is the dealer
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props to OP for including Kurt Vile

also I think Otacon and Solaire would get along fine
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>>344507873
4 people and a Dealer, technically.
But it seems like everyone is just listing players.
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>>344507959
I love the first two games but I'd rather play poker with that Max Payne
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>>344507974
Nah man, it's the third so you gotta go one further, 6 characters.
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>>344507861
>Max Payne from the third game
>not the first
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>>344508054

and Jill has a huge rack is my point
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I'd say Drew should be dealer but I don't know who'd best fit fourth player. Maybe have it rotate?
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>>344505646
>>344507239
>>344507846
>>344507861
Girls aren't allowed to come to poker nights. Everyone hits on them and you can't talk about guy stuff.
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>>344508304
this
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>>344508304
>not max payne from the first AND the third game at the same table for meta dialogue including a scene where Max narrates his "future self's" plays and he gets annoyed at it.
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>>344508148
But what quality do you like from him?
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Vile(Mega Man X)
Professor K
Plague Knight
Satan(Puyo puyo)

I don't like enough western stuff for this shit.
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In one of the poker night 2 conversations, Claptrap explains that each of the characters represends a different niche of geekdom. Brock is cartoons, Clap is games, Ash is movies, Sam is comics.

Cartoons
Games
Movies
Comics

You can't pick more than one from each.
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>>344508420

you just need to hang around cooler chicks
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>Sgt Cortez from Timesplitters
>Geralt
>Patches
>Leon Kennedy
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Manny Cavalera
Announcer from Unreal Tournament
Harman Smith
Roman Bellic

Reggie Fils Aime is the dealer
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>>344508762
The first played to a different convention, you can theme it differently easily.
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>>344508762
But Poker Night 1 had no movie characters and more than one comic character (Max and Tycho).
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>>344508762
but Sam and Max is a video game franchise son
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>>344508762

Okay that makes this easier actually

Sterling Archer from Cartoons.
Dante from games
Jon Constantine from Comics
Peter Venkman from Movies
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>>344508778 this one and OP's are the best in the thread
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>>344508762
Is there even a chance in hell for Jap game characters to show up?
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>>344508868
>but Sam and Max is a video game franchise son

It was a comic first you philistine

actually there was even a cartoon.
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Pigeon (Mike Tyson Mysteries)
Manny (Grim Fandango)
Audrey (Hunniepop)
Geralt (Witcher)

Bartender:
Red and Transistor (Transistor)

Host:
Narrator (Stanley Parable)
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>>344509081
I know you manchild, I was baiting you and you were successfully caught, wasn't even guppie sized
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>>344508768
The cooler they are, the more your Claptrap friend is going to hit on them and ruin the night.

And don't think you won't be secretly wanting to pump her full of sperm the whole time yourself.
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>>344508762

Cartoon:
Pigeon (Mike Tyson Mysteries), Monarch/Blue Morpho (venture brothers) , Archer (Archer) , Rick (Rick and Morty)
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>>344509428
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>>344509081
Disregard >>344509428, I had no idea
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>>344508762
Cartoons
Games
Movies
Comics
Anime
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>>344508420
What about cool dykes
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>Bubbles is the cautious, level headed player but never takes any risks at all so he always breaks even or gets by with the smallest winnings, but he's completely fine with earning so little as long as he doesn't lose everything he has

>Julian is the bluffer who tries to pinpoint and strongarm his way into the rounds early if he feels lucky, gets more anxious as his rum slowly goes away as he drinks it, goes all in very rarely

>Ricky goes all in all the time because he sucks at any basic thinking beyond drug thinking or absentmindedly deciding what would be best for his daughter, knows nothing of the game and gets bored easily but somehow his all in strategy works on the biggest plays and gets him interested again

>Lahey is Lahey, i don't need to explain

>Randy is the 5th who serves them stuff and whatnot, the general fetch bitch, tries to help Lahey cheat but Lahey is always too drunk to pick up on things and sometimes it fucks Lahey up and puts him in a worse position

I would pay retail for this if it was fully voiced.
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>>344509586
Who would want to play Poker with filthy anime characters? aside from the Bebop crew
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>Rick Sanchez
>Hellboy
>Samus Aran
>HK 47
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>>344508420

The reason why girls aren't allowed is because the writers have to re-do entire dialogues to have proper pronouns.
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Of only characters from the other games:
>Brock
>Max
>Strong Bad
>Ash

Of new characters:
>Rick (with Morty messing around with stuff in the background)
>Max or sometimes Sam if he cares to play
>Spy
>Revolver Ocelot
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Archer (Archer)
Either keep Brock or switch him out for Rusty (Venture Bros)
Rick (Rick & Morty)
Carl (ATHF)

Alternatively, the entirety of Dethklok and just sit back and let them banter.
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>>344509443

...if your options are pretend a hot cool chick and claptrap why the fuck would you invite claptrap.


>And don't think you won't be secretly wanting to pump her full of sperm the whole time yourself.

okay and? Just because I want to bone her doesn't mean I can't enjoy a good night of cards. really you need to be cooler if you want to get anywhere
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>>344509665
>he wouldnt play cards with M.D Giest
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>>344509618
that Russian character from Overwatch perhaps
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>>344509665
>not wanting to play poker with Amuro or Char
>not wanting to play poker with Kamiyama from Cromartie
>not wanting to play poker with Yang Wenli
>not wanting to play poker with Lupin III

etc.
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>>344508762
Darkwing Duck from Darkwing Duck
Rucks from Bastion
Marco from Porco Rosso
Frankie from The Goon
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>>344509871
>>not wanting to play poker with Kamiyama from Cromartie

Is..Is he bluffing.
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>Gene from God Hand
>Micolash from Bloodborne
>MGR Raiden
>Frank from Always Sunny

>Dealer is The Boss from Catherine
How is it, should I switch out Micolash?
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>>344509724
No... people literally don't take girls to poker nights in real life because of this.
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any Metal Gear character would work great
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>>344509909
I just came.
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>>344509962
The Boss would be a top tier dealer.
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>>>344508762

>Hank Hill
>Doc Louis
>Austin Powers
>Silver Surfer

Easy.
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>>344509976
>Solid Snake
Voiced by Sutherland
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>>344508778
I would pay for a deluxe edition/season pass for a poker night this good
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>>344509764
People are still going to hit on her and change their way of speaking around her.
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>>344508778
>Harman Smith and Manny in the same game
I came
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>>344509976
Ocelot: I will win, with this hand!
(It works two ways.)
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>>344509839
I said COOL. Not generic boring russian.
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Jade (Beyond Good and Evil)
Audrey (Hunniepop)
Clementine/Michonne ( The Walking Dead )
Liv Moore (iZombie)

bartender:
Alyth (the bartender from Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance)

dealer:
Announcer (Team Fortress 2)
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>mfw these neckbeards dont understand that poker night is guys night only and think its perfectly fine for girls to be around or involved in any capacity other than bringing food or whatever

You don't play poker, with money, with girls.

It fucks with your head because of how your brain is wired, no matter how hard you try you will always take it easy on them.

You can say you didn't but you always will, no matter what. This doesn't automatically mean you will always lose, but it does mean sometimes you will do some stupid shit you wouldn't have normally done if it were a dude.

Poker night is for guys only.
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>>344508762
Space Ghost
Vergil
RoboCop
Spider Jerusalem
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>>344510169

only complete beta max losers like you
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Spongebob, Goku, Captain America (voiced by Chris Evans) and Some Overwatch character.
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>>344510535
>Audrey
>Liv Moore
Terrible list
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>>344510553
>can't control himself around girls and keep his head in the game
>Calls other people neckbeards
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>>344510609
No, only males in general.
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Ken Morrison
Sean McLoughlin
Mark Fischbach
Felix Kjellberg
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Remember:

Your list has to include Audrey from Hunniepop
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>>344510745

I don't play poker.
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>>344510754

No only losers. People are more than their urges and if you can't focus because there's a girl at the table everyone would have walked away with all your money no matter what anyways.

Big high stakes poker games don't have a gender separation league you puss.
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>renamon
>one of the girls from bible black
>blaziken
>krystal
Strip poker default mode.
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>>344510745
You obviously don't even have poker nights.
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>>344510858
>doesn't play poker
>talks about it anyway
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Big Red Guy (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
Red (Transistor)
Hellboy
Jeanne (Bayonetta)

bartender:
Audrey (Hunniepop)

dealer:
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>>344510935
You really have no idea what you're talking about. Poker nights are about chewing the fat more than winning money. A woman at the table will suck all the fun out of conversations. Stop being such a massive feminist and host an all female poker night with you as the only male. See how much your presence is appreciated by the girls that just want to talk to each other.
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>>344510092
The Anime Poker Night:

>Guts
>Spike
>Panty/Stocking
>Yuuko Aioi

Gendo is the dealer.
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>Judge Dredd (he had a game)
>JC Denton
>E.Y.E protag
>Executor
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>>344511174
>Bartender: Dante
fixd
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>>344511202
>Stop being such a massive feminist

no one's saying shit about feminism you faggot. Im just making fun of you for being a giant sissy who's apparently scared he might get cooties
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>>344511202
Some people right get this, have diverse groups of freinds. I know shocking.

You're literally operating purely off a stereotype of poker nights were pretty much an excuse to get away from the wife, it's not been that way for a long ass fucking time.
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>>344511262
>>Judge Dredd (he had a game)

>Trying to get a judge to partake in underground gambling

your looking at some time in the cubes
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>>344504704
For the cartoon rep either Carl, Archer, Dazzle Novak, Hank Hill, Bender or Spike Spiegel.

For the game reps: Trevor, Dante, Knottim Portant, Duke Nukem, Solaire, PS1 Barret, or Geralt.

For the comic rep: Who gives a fuck comics are shit.
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I'd love to see telltale break from 'tradition' and include Jason Somerville, who streams poker on Twitch and is a cool dude
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>>344511360
alright fine let's just stick Judge Death in there instead
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>carl from athf will never play poker with you

Goddamnit, that'd be hilarious and I would go broke instantly because of laughing and joking around with Carl.
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>>344511292
>>344511301
Yes. Bring your girlfriends to your pokernights. Let them get drunk and raped by your friends. For "feminism".
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>>344511569
>Bring your girlfriends to your pokernights.

No one said "GIRL friend" you virgin. Jesus Christ you're an idiot.
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>>344511569
Do you even live in the real world?

Or are you just a consciousness that exists only in pol and r9k?
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Ronnie (Whomp!)
Bigby (Wolf among us)
Bojack Horseman
Saitama (One punch man)
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>>344511669

put Audrey from Hunniepop instead of Saitama.
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>>344511360
Don't worry about it, it doesn't become illegal for another 500 years or so.
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>>344511669

You would regret having Ronnie along, the character.

He only has two jokes dude, it gets super old very quickly.
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>>344511782

didn't stop them from sticking in Tycho or Claptrap
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>>344511360
It could work though
>Dredd shows up in a blatant, see-through disguise to blend in with the gambling scum
>He constantly drops the ball on the whole "sting" thing and ends up actually investing in the conversation before remembering what he's there for and clamming up
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>>344511415
>comics are shit
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>>344510092
This could be fun.

Hank: "So Norrin, how do you like your meat cooked? Propane or Charcoal?"

Silver Surfer: "Even within the smallest bit of matter, an endless cosmos may exist! For size is ever-changing, ever-relative, and the sun and planets I see before me prove, beyond all doubt, that there have always been, and will always be, worlds within worlds!"

Hank: "....so is that propane?"
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>>344511782
I was thinking of changing it to Reginald from Nedroid, I think that would be a much better fit.
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>>344511842

And those were huge mistakes as well, I fail to see how that suddenly fixes things.
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>>344508148
Only if it's bald, floral shirt wearing Max.
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>>344511854
Not really, that's not Dredd.
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>>344511869

That is fantastic and I love you for it
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>>344511654
Its pretty obvious that you're just a girl who wants to be let into the boys club for the sake of it being progressive. You don't care if you ruin the night because you want all the attention you'll get.

>>344511661
>Do you even live in the real world?

Do you? I ask because I don't think you actually know how badly a woman will fuck up a poker night with your friends.
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>>344511907

That'd be way better. Beartato may be the safer bet for poker though.

Reginald is literally retarded and his wacky nonsense would get annoying as hell, let's be honest.
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>>344511415
>liking anime
>disliking comics
kek
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>>344512003
>will fuck up a poker night with your friends.

You do realize we're talking about a video game right?

Brock Samson and The Heavy AREN'T your friends.
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>>344508762
Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty) or Bender (Futurama)

Ms. Pauling (TF2) or BJ Blazkowicz (Wolfenstein: The New Order)

Ted (Ted series) or Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)

John Constantine (Hellblazer) or Hellboy (Hellboy)

I was trying to think specifically of who would make for good banter. Any combination of the above would be welcome.
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>>344511869
Oh my goodness, this is perfect.
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>>344512003
>"i don't play poker but i know that women will fuck it up!!"
i want to believe this is bait but this is some next level shit
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>>344512208
And Claptrap especially isn't. Remember how he always was hitting on Glados?

Imagine if every character was doing that.
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>>344512361
>One character can't keep his hormones in check

and we're back to you being an idiot.

Instead of bringing Claptrap bring someone who's not a shit. Id rather have some cool badass game babe at the table than fucking clap trap.
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>>344512314
Additionally, Diana (Hitman series) would be the dealer.
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>>344508304
Every time it's Max's turn there's a monologue alongside the the cut scene panels.
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>Raiden

>Master Shake

>Guts

>Silas Greaves

Dealer is Halo 2 era Cortana

Bartender is Siegmeyer
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>>344512003
>Do you? I ask because I don't think you actually know how badly a woman will fuck up a poker night with your friends.

As someone who not only has poker nights, but has also had poker nights with women. I feel like I speak from a position of authority when I say to you, someone who doesn't even play poker. No, you are wrong. Stop talking.
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>>344504704
Kermit the Frog
Master Chief
C3-PO
Hellboy
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>>344508762
>Cartoons
Black Dynamite
>Games
Solid Snake
>Movies
Snake Plissken
>Comics
Dredd

would it be too much testosterone for one game?
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>>344512767
Stop putting Dredd in, he's an officer of the law.
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>>344512349
I play poker. You can't tell when you're talking to someone else.
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>>344512517
No, you're the idiot. The reason Claptrap did it and no one else was because he was the only robot. If there was a human female, all the human men would be subconsciously hitting on her and flexing.
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>>344508762

>Cartoons
Rick - Rick and Morty

>Games
Mewtwo

>Movies
Jack Sparrow

>Comics
Hellboy
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>>344508762

Hank Hill
Jacket from Hotline Miami
CIA
Ronnie
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>>344512581
Of course I play poker. You just wish I didn't. And if you've played poker with women that you know, then you should know this already. They change the entire mood of the night.
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>all these faggots listing that awful rick and morty show

Jesus fucking Christ.
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>>344512853
So were Sam and Max: freelance police.
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>>344513140
>>344513320

man you must spill more spaghetti than Italy during an earthquake
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>>344513395
>Shitting on a show because it's popular

Wew lad
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>>344513452

I shit on it because it's awful garbage. Popularity is irrelevant.
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>>344513395
Would you rather they list the Red and Stimpy show?
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>>344513452
Popularity doesn't mean it's good like he said it's awful
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>>344513439
They have looser morals though.
Dredd is THE law.
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>>344513553
>>344513512
If no one watched it then you faggots would love it.
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>>344504704
How crazy am I allowed to get?

>Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty
>Panty Anarchy from Panty and Sticking with Garderbelt
>Spy from TF2
>Roman Torchwood from RWBY
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>>344513320
Okay so you're not the other pasta dispenser.

But no, they changed absolutely nothing, Ya'll so betamax your group of friends are a D-theatre.
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>>344513395
n-normies stop watching shows!! ree..
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>>344513721

I would never like something as awful as that show. Like I said, I don't care if only you watched it.

>>344513540

No. Maybe Powdered Toast Man, but not Ren or Stimpy.
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>>344504704
>Literally Who: the cast
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>>344504704
>D'arby or Jonathan
>Sly Cooper
>John Wick
>Smiley Phone

>Gabe Newell as the dealer
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>>344513858
You really think the alphas aren't going to try and score some pussy as well? A women at a poker table is like an extra prize that all the guys try to get. Even knowing that a women is present will affect men subconsciously.
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>>344513982
Hey, I have no clue who the fuck Brock and Ash are, either.
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>>344514172
Look, if you're gonna act like a caveman, I'm gonna talk to you like a caveman.

Literally no scenario presented is good for picking up chicks.

>bring a girlfriend
>presumably your friends aren't scum and have enough baseline respect for you and your loved ones to not turn into a fucking dog
>bring a friend
>it's probably a friend of everyone or at least most of the table or why the fuck are they there in the first place.
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>>344508762
The Warden (Super Jail) or Bojack Horseman
Bayonetta or Gordan Freeman (Half-Life)
Doc Brown (Back to the Future) or Ripley (Aliens)
DeadPool

Dealer is Space Ghost or Gambit
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>>344514237
Duhhh they from Pokeymanz!!!
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>>344514172

Arrrg. And they're bad luck on ships too they be.
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Geralt
Jack Burton (Big Trouble in Little China Town)
Rick Sanchez (with Morty ala Sam and Max)
Harley Quinn
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>>344514685
>Harley Quinn

fuck off. Harley is the literal worst. I know we need a prerequisite meme character but fuck off.
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>>344514513

>mfw i realize how sad it is you have to highlight what doc brown, ripley, and freeman are from
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>Benny (F:NV)
>Rick And Morty
>Spy (TF2)

I'm not sure about a fourth though.
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>>344514806
I really didn't need to, I just wanted to keep it organized.
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>>344509665
>not wanting to play poker with Yugi Mutou
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>>344514980

No you probably had to because /v/ is full of kids now, let's be honest.
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>>344509871
>playing with Lupin and not Jigen
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>>344514957

That's four people dude.
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>>344515067

Id rather play with Zenigata
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>>344515178
>tfw no poker night with Lupin game
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Carl (ATHF)
Techies (Dota 2)
Sulu (Star Trek)
The Tick (...The Tick)
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>>344515350
>every round ends with Zenigata remembering that underground gambling is illegal and chasing the crew out of the venue with screaming RUPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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>>344515139
Oh, I meant Rick and Morty as in a Sam & Max thing, like>>344514685 said.
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>>344515510

It's still four people. You need a fifth, not a forth.
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>>344504704
The Dragonlord (Dragon Quest)
Lucina (Fire Emblem Awakening)
Rando (LISA)
Squigly (Skullgirls)
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Archer
Hellboy
Lady (devil may cry)
Slimer
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JAPANESE EDITTION


>Rance

>Phoenix Wright

>Monokuma

>Arino
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>>344510092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1FLRlVnHJQ
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>>344515583
I meant fourth Participant, but your technically right I guess.

Even though it would never happen, I'd love a LISA Character
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>>344515959

That is both amazing and puzzling why King of the Hill would be on Fox Kids.

I mean I like the show and there's nothing really offensive about it save the occasional utterance of ASS but uh it's a bit dull for the fox kids audience
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>>344504704
Engineer (TF2)
Rick (Rick and Morty)
Dr. Wily (Megaman)
Doc Brown (BTTF)
>>
I wish I knew how bad-shit crazy I'm allowed be, so I could make a roster that's somewhat plausible.
Otherwise I'd want

Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty)
Big Band (Skullgirls)
Karl Pilkington (Ricky Gervais Show)
Emperor Palatine (Star Wars Robot Chicken version)

And Jew Producer (Drawn Together) as the dealer.
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Gyro Zepelli or Funny Valentine (JJBA)
Kelik (Fire Emblem The Last Promise)
Huan Lo Pan (EYE Divine Cybermancy)
Cielo (SMT Digital Devil Saga)

Dealer is Rodin (Bayonetta)
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Carl from ATHF
Duke Nukem
Hellboy
Joseph Joestar
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>>344515916
>arino + rance
i had no idea i wanted this so badly
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>>344514420
>Implying you can have a female friend and not want to fuck her unless she's very ugly
>In which case she is probably not fun to be around because she's ugly
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>>344515380
Didn't they make Sulu gay for the new Star Trek movie, against the original actor's wishes?
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>>344516618

George Takei is incredibly gay
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>>344516756
Yeah, and he still said he didn't want them to make Sulu gay when they asked him. They did it anyway.
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>you are god
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>>344508762
>Cartoons
Archer, I mean come on
>Games
Either Bayonetta or Dante
>Movies
General Grievous
I want him to only make this face and remain silent.
>Comics
Gentleman Ghost
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>>344516828

I don't think he really cares about a roll he hasn't touched in like 40 years
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>Lara Croft
>Quiet
>Marie Rose
>Neptunia

"I hate royal flushes."
"..."
"Tee hee!"
"私は若者"
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>>344516971
Everyone cares. Stop saying people don't care about anything all the time.
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>>344507846
>A deals a deal
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Okay, imagine that they somehow managed to make one character exclusive for each version for each console + PC? (Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo, Valve)

>Joel
>Kyle Hyde
>Conker
>Ms. Pauling
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I reinstalled the first one thanks to this thread and every time Tycho talked I wanted to quit and uninstall.
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>>344504704
keeping in theme of the first two games
>Hank venture
>Franky (from the Goon voiced by Paul Giamatti)
> The medic
>Manuel "Manny" Calavera (from grim fandango)

seems well rounded maybe The medic could be switched with someone from L4D.
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>>344508762
>Rich Sanchez
>Kratos
>Johnny 5
>Booster Gold
>>
Sterling Archer
Homestar Runner
Bosco
Rusy Venture

maybe too cartoon focused but eh
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>>344517124
>Sony
A character that would make sense would be something like Nathan drake.
But I would cum buckets if it was Gehrman.
>Microsoft
Chief from arby and the chief
>Nintendo
Kind Dedede
>Valve
Screaming Zombie
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>Kurt Hectic
Shit, just make the poker night the 3 guys from MDK, it'd be hilarious
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>>344517124
>Sac boy
>Doc Louis
>TJ Combo
>Saxton Hale
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>Link
>Gordon freeman
>Doom Guy
>Claude(GTA3)
>Chell from portal its the dealer.
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>BoJack Horseman
>Solid Snake
>Nico Bellic
and some comic dude dunno
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Frank West, Max Payne, Vashyron from Resonance of Fate and ft. Dante from the Devil May Cry series.
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OP's still has yet to be topped
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>>344518389
Solitaire might away too much about the lore of Dark Souls.
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>>344509305

I want this!
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>>344509305
>Pigeon
god bless anon I would buy it for him alone
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>>344505646
>Dante from the Devil May Cry series
>The Boss from Saints Row
>Coach Z from Homestar Runner
>Kyu from Huniepop
>The Spy from Team Fortress 2 as the dealer
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>>344508762
>Scrooge McDuck
>Dante from the Devil May Cry series
>Michael Jordan
>Vegeta (Can manga be comics?)
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Reyn (Xenoblade Chronicles)
Reaper (Overwatch)
Colin Mocherie
Nern (LISA)

Mostly I just want musings about Nern's potato bitch wife
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>>344508072
>D'Arby
Please tell me he gets beat the shit outta his brother half way through the game and gets replaced by him.
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>>344504704
>Archer
>Dr. Eggman
>Lemeza
>J.C.
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>>344504704
>Hans volter
>civilization Gandhi
>eliphas (dawn of war 1 or 2 whichever)
>sam fisher
because why not
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>>344508072
Underrated roster.
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>>344508072
>Vinny
so random but yeah he was the best character from that movie
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>>344519640
Having Pigeon would be pretty good.
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>>344520304
Only if it's cockney boss. Cockney boss is the one true boss.
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>>344512314
good taste my nigga
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