SGDQ 2016
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Shill it, shill it good Edition
Now: Shiller Mario RPG: 40K
Next: ???
Later: Finale
>>344502472
Memes
I am up next guys, wish me luck!
What's the goal, exactly?
xth for LUL
>making people donate $200k for a 70 star run
why are they too lazy and cheap to even do the full 120?
30 (THIRTY) MINUTES LEFT
30K (THIRTY) THOUSAND LEFT
WILL WE MAKE IT?
Xth for """""""""""girls"""""""""""" and anonymous """""""""""""donations"""""""""""""
Bring back Reimu
GDQ gives money to GDQ so that GDQ may keep on living and this GDQ doesn't look like it's losing momentum, which is happening since they became no-fun-allowed fest
>>344502472
Post yfw no mario 64
muh mario
>shitty walken impression
Holy shit, lord please take me now
Humble bundle still has to "donate"
>hundreds of broke, pathetic wagecucks are draining their checking accounts in the hopes of delaying reality for 2 more hours
>This desperate
Is this what it's like - to watch a bubble burst?
>watching credits
Alright, it'll get met.
>col. angus in the house
>>344502678
70 star but not 120 star SM64 cuz the runners need to leave
>We will be watching the credits to add more time to jew out more money
>>344502678
To not humiliate themselves by getting less than last year.
>>344502736
They'll push it back or just say "HEY LETS ADD IN THE HUMBLE BUNDLE BUCKS"
>dragging out the donation time by letting the credits run rull
Why isn't notch donating
rip exor
Will the jews win with this """"""anonymous"""""" donations?
>>344502861
He's really fucking mad at twitch.
>People surprised they are getting tons of donation by now.
Oh wow its not like a lot of people get paid on weekends and also want to beat last gdq's record.
If /v/ wasn't a SFW board I would think a lot of times if I'm on /b/ instead.
So the organizers are fucked if they don't make the goal for the sm64 run right? If they run it anyways people feel that did donate would feel that they cheated as it was pointless to dnate if the run was happening anyways, and if they don't run it than people will be salty and those that donated would still be upset as they didn't get what they wanted.
>>344502861
He donated directly to MSF instead of going through GDQ because he's done supporting Twitch.
>>344502861
he hates tipping
>we have ANOTHER ANONYMOUS DONATION WITH 5000 DOLLARS
Peach's ??? when?
>>344502861
He's boycotting because of the twitch cheer system taking money from streamer donations.
>>344502861
Word through the grapevine is that he thinks the twitch cheer/bits is some jew garbage so he refuses to support anything to do with twitch.
What goals were a total rip of?
Oblivion for 5k
Mario64 for 200k
What else?
>>344502928
>Oh wow its not like a lot of people get paid on weekends and also want to beat last gdq's record.
yeah and they all have 1000dollars to donate :^)
There is no way this isn't a money laundering scheme.
Just watch the runner get instructed to choke in order to make the run last longer
I really hope they don't meet it and then just cut the stream off.
1K (ONE THOUSAND) dollar donation from a """girl""" elaine
yeah! girls loves gaming amirite???
>>344502923
why?
>>344502861
hates twitch or something
>>344503009
>ty
>>344502937
you sound fucking autistic.
>>344503000
>jew garbage
>sold his soul to Microsoft for $2 billion
I hope he can at least see the irony.
>you'll never donate $105 of your NEET-bucks to do a shitty Christopher Walken impression
>you'll never be tricked into donating because those gosh darn generous Anonymous people keep donating $1000 so I can donate to! It's just $100 compared to their $1000 I can afford it
>>344503000
But Notch is a giga-jew.
>>344503009
like every added run
>>344502808
Reminds me of Bernie's campaign funding
>>344503030
i hope they're ~$1000 off
>>344503024
LEGITIMATE ORGANIZATION
TRUST US!
Think about it realistically people. They're not going to just NOT do it. They'll rig it, delay it, combine the money from other sources, or just do it anyway. They didnt call in 4 people for nothing.
>>344503024
What, you think they would publicly announce they made 200,000 for DWB and then DWB would mysteriously get paid much less?
Conspiracy theory retard
>>344503043
I've been calling this out for 2 years. It doesn't take a genius to figure it out.
>h-hey guys, today is the 2 year anniversary of my girlfriend beginning her transition
>please clap
>>344503030
has there been an incentive that HASNT been met?
>>344503043
>hating on based fucking Elainejust kidding she's the worst out of the four
>>344503009
That one speedrun incentive where the guy did a level backwards for $10,000 and it lasted less than a minute
>This luck
>>344503024
You can't launder money through a charity event that's not how laundering works
>All these people falling for the donation meme
Are these fuckers seriously so loose with their money that they'll donate a fifth of a million in a few hours just to see a run of a 20 year old game?
>>344503045
Other anons said it, he hates the new twitch bits/cheering thing and the general direction of twitch as a site.
Since, GDQ is sponsored by them, he refuses to associate with them and donated directly to MSF.
>>344503143
Yeah but it's usually small and/or stupid shit.
All big incentives get met when they shill for them.
>>344503153
That's not much of an insult though
Will siglemic rise from the grave to run it?
Literally the only reason to watch sm64 anymore
>ywn spam GO SIG GO again
>>344503121
>yoshi falls over
Got me.
>>344503179
with paypal you can
>>344503126
no shit. Which means the donations are rigged BS too.
>>344503071
worse fucking jewish tricks
>donate more guys, you "gamers" want to see another game right?
GDQ is getting way too greedy way too fast, they will burst like the rest of em
Have not been following this year.
What great stuff did i miss /v/?
>>344503179
Anything can happen in the SYSTEM MANNNNN.
>>344503153
she's great in her other newer shows where she's the star
>>344503070
>he made $2 bil for some shit game autists play
>>344503153
I'M COSMO CRAMER
THE ASS MAN
>>344502968
Did you not read the OP?
>>344502472
>>344503231
He's too busy dumpster diving for diapers that Pamperchu left behind
HA
HA
HA
>1,201k
DONT GET THE GOAL
All these big anonymous donations. I didn't think people were so shy.
THE JEWS WON
>>344503231
SIG'S OUR NIG
>>344503009
Ty pacifist run
>cucks without borders going to help syrian refugees
gdq fags need to be fucking purged
FUCK THEY'RE 15K OFF
THEY'RE GONNA MAKE IT
FUCK NO
Waoooow! Look at all these donations! I've never seen so many convenient last minute donations! Waoooow!
is salsa dip considered a vegetable ?
>Those people
What did he mean by this?
>>344502962
fake donations
>>344503331
I made a $1k donation last year. I just don't want people knowing my name.
>>344503305
Isn't pamperchu dead or something
>edofat is the final announcer
god dammit
>>344503376
darkman
You guys just cant be happy about anything.
>Make fun of them if they dont make it
>Call it rigged if they do
>>344503231
>Siglemic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBowvMbwbIk
>>344503250
Happened more than once.
These donations are going so fast I broke my nose wow
>>344503369
That was obvious. Even if there really weren't any retards around to donate, they'd keep throwing in those "anonymous donations" of 5k bucks.
I legitimately question that rich people are watching this at 1am on a saturday
>>344503416
Would let her sit on my face tbqh familia.
>>344503369
Did you honestly think they wouldn't make it? They have to make it or the people that donated for it would feel ripped off.
Those 'anonymous' $1000 donations aren't real.
When people donate 2 cents they give their name and entire life story.
Do you honestly think people donate $1000 anonymously?
20 (TWENTY) MINUTES LEFT
13K (THIRTEEN) THOUSAND AWAY
WILL THEY MAKE IT?
JOEL SKYPE NOW
Why is /v/ so cynical? There is literally no reason to think that they would fake donations.
>>344503072
And? I don't see anything weird about jews disagreeing on proper jew tactics.
How much do they need for mario 64?
>>344503414
Whoever wears the overalls inherits the title of Pamperchu. Siglemic is no more, only Pamperchu remains.
lmao sgdq is dead theyll never make 1m haHAA
>>344503506
funny that at the end she dropped the bullshit kawaii voice
>>344503524
I did
>>344503531
[SPOILERS]No[/SPOILERS]
wow that anonymous guy sure is generous
>>344503497
It's probably moderately rich NEETs/no lifers trying to get some attention.
>>344503506
enjoy ur death
>>344503524
I hate conspiracy theories, but I am skeptical when 1-5k donations roll in with no comment at all.
>>344503595
retard
I'm sorry, this was at 700k this morning ,did somebody donate like 200k or something?
>>344503558
10k
So the guys running Mario 64 are going to be bad, right?
I imagine they didn't practice.
>>344503524
If they're fake, won't the charity realize that they're not getting as much money as was supposedly raised?
The streamers face is fucking perfectly proportional I'm so jealous Jesus Christ.
>>344503538
desu it's pretty suspicious most big money donators are anonymous
>>344503401
I've seen a lot of usernames. I think I'd make one up just for donating to things. But you're right, it's a little too visible.
>>344503679
do you think the charity is going to call out an event that is still giving them a shit ton of money?
Did the pikmin runner cry after everybody hated her run
>$10k
>>344503558
1 billion and 216 million and 781 thousand and 18 dollars and 39 cents
>>344503646baited;)
So earlier in the run lack forgot to pick up a flower pot or something. Will this matter?
>>344503586
Why are you mocking people who said this? GDQ's literally earn less and less every year. They had to bust out the $200,000 donation incentive - albeit calculated - to just MATCH the last GDQ.
>2 THOUSAND DOLLAR DONATIONS IN A ROW
>>344503592
Because you fell for the 1000 anonymous donation meme you turbo faggot
>$1000 "anonymous" donation
jej
They're making like 1k a minute so it looks clear now.
Is there a story behind this whole singing old man river thing?
Thank you Anonymous!
thousand after thousand lol
this is such a joke.
ok, the fact that every donation over the last 5 mins has been $1k+ is suspicious as fuck
These kids are draining their parents bank accounts.
>>344503459
>Literally who
>>344503747
>only pretending
>Anonymous $1,000 donations
Hmmm......
>>344503231
Sig is too busy getting fucked at Melee, and playing Runescape.
>10K
>Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>344503754
>>ywn spam GO SIG GO again
did you look at your own pic? They're making money every year
""""ANONYMOUS"""
i missed super metroid ;(
>>344502753
They already failed to hide the decline when AGDQ 2016 raised less than AGDQ 2015
This is obviously SGDQ boosting their numbers, they should at least shake up the numbers rather than spam these 1000 dollar donations.
this run has raised $40k more than the last run of agdq16 despite having 20k less viewers.
I suspect fake donations desu
>WAAAEEEEEEEH
Now watch as the donations slow down to a crawl after they meet the incentive.
>>344503808
If it had been OOT or something as this end run I think I'd be less suspicious.
Super Mario RPG isn't exactly something I see people whipping loads out on the counter for.
How can donations be real if anonymous isnt real
>mfw you're an anonymous donator who is going to file for fraud and get a free refund
>Le tin foil hat nothing good can happen face
You guys are sad
>>344503071
>We have a 50 dollar donation from assfuckboy123 and it says "Hi my family died in a cancer accident here is my money i always look forward to the events every year and im a huge attention whore"
>We have an anonymous donation for 5000 dollar with no comment
Its like they do it out of spite and i love them for it
Making a $2500 donation.
First dubs reply to this post is my comment.
yo
shoutouts to the anons who have been making all these threads, you rock. I mean it.
>>344503781
pie sung old man river once when fun was allowed at gdqs
>>344503823
(((kids))) yes goy just ordinary (((kids))) with acess to their parents bank accounts
>>344503808
no it's not now kafir donate more we've almost funded the new anti air missiles
>every donation is 1000 (ONE-THOUSAND) buckaroos
Waow!
I just donated $1000 so you guys can stop spreading rumors about the donations being rigged
>>344503831
>no excuseTOPKEK
>>344503754
GDQs make less each year because they get worse each year.
>>344503930
this is a fake donation
>>344503754
people deserved to be mocked because they are wrong, and donation incentives don't change that theyre making more money, sorry you were wrong
>>344503930
peepeecachoo
>>344503930
>dubs
>>344503267
Who exactly are "the rest of em"?
>>344503930
>dubs
idiot
GUYS I JUST DOXXED THE GUY WHO DONATED $10,000
IT WAS ROLAND FROM POLAND
>already promised to let the credits run in full before ending it to give an extra 10 minute donation window
>about to choke hard to extend the run over time to push donation incentive
>more "anonymous" donations for thousands of dollars a piece keep pouring in
>somehow they're not gonna make it
i want to see them BTFO as well, but there's no way they're not going to pad it out using their own GDQ bank account. Like that 10k that just came in from literally nowhere.
>>344503930
tuck me in, let me die
>shut the fuck up it's super jump time
>2k
>2k
>2k
>2k
>>344503070
i'd sell my mother for $2b
>>344503930
dubs arent real, eat shit
>something big just happened
Why did the crowd go nuts for a second just now?
>>344503754
So what the hell are they gonna do for AGDQ 17?
Are people really gonna bite for another 200k (or more) bonus game?
>>344503754
>>344503754
why are you posting a picture that proves your point wrong
>>344503930
my wifes son relly wants to see the mari man thing so here ya go fellas!
>>344503679
Do you see the cheque they give to the Charity?
Do you not realize they scrape off their 'pay'. All the people you see at that desk get paid a salary.
They milk the gaming community for handouts(the audio people, TVs, etc) because those companies think they're getting good advertising.
Even if it's them donating to themselves, they can cut it off the total.
If a 1,000$ anonymous donation motivates people to actually donate $1,000 in donations it's worth it.
They're really fishing for the $100 dollar donations, since those are reasonable and an 'in the moment' thing people lost to hype would do.
>we got another $20000 anonymous donation
>>344503963
I also donated 1k as an anon
This is true, I swear on my mom
>>344503930
110% EXECUTE
>>344503976
>>344503979
>>344504010
>getting baited these easily
retards
Oh gee how convenient.
>>344503963
Thanks Anonymous!
What a giver
Also, I'm so sick of hearing this bitch keep begging
At least Mario 64 will hopefully be free of incentive shilling and the fucking announcer breaking in every 2 seconds
>>344503959
It is an easy to remember number. If need to write off for tax things, less work to calculate.
>>344503414
when a furry calmly blows you the fuck out, you know you fucked up
>>344504026
Get fucked, it's a good cause
15 (FIFTEEN) MINUTES LEFT
3K (THREE) THOUSAND DOLLARS AWAY
ARE WE GOING TO MAKE IT?
>>344504002
>>344503871
watch it before someone spoils it
>>344504078
trolled
>>344504081
Bullshit they always ask for more.
get ready for old man river...
>>344503930
make america great again
>>344503959
>Owen Wilson
That Jak and Daxter run was so fucking good I had to watch it twice.
>they fucking made it
what kind of jew magic did they perform to make 200k in 5 hours?
>$1,217,000
We did it lads.
We hit itMore time with by /v/irgin friends
>>344504113
Of course we are. That's why people knew what the surprise was before it was announced. That's why the runners are ready for the race.
Yeah, they made it.
Before some retard screencap me this year's SGDQ was totally shit except jak and twitch gets part of the money. Congrats allowing this staff to not be fired and watching lets plays, I guess.
>>344504153
it's called fraud anon
>>344504134
where?
WE SM64 BOYS
>>344504030
>That messed-up C that was redone without erasing the original attempt
lmao
>>344504153
Withdrawals, obviously
>>344503754
>they make less money every year
>by making more money every year
nice
>>344504106
>helping injured ISIS members
>"good cause"
kill yourself, you dumb white piece of dog shit
>all these anonymous 1000 dollar donations.
Totally legit
>>344504106
>literally joining the taliban and murdering innocent american soldiers and their families during christmas
>good cause
WE DID IT REDDIT
WE DID IT BROS WE DID IT!!!
>>344503754
>>344504031
im confused what are you trying to prove that your picture doesnt already prove you wrong about
>>344503604
>rich NEETs/no lifers
what? lottery winners? wtf is a rich N33T?!
>4k donation
fake as fuck
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>344504153
they cheated
GDQ isn't an auditable company so they're accountable to no one
>sgdq donations right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw
IT'S HAPPENING
>>344504153
faked donations
Just in time :^)
>PERFECT
>TIMING
Hmmmmmmm...
Okay confess /v/ it's you donating right? What's with all these anon's donating huge sums
>>344504137
You got me ecksdee
>>344504153
""""""""""""""""""""anonymous"""""""""""""""""""""" donations.
So, at what GDQ do they not surpass the previous amount?
>>344503754
Wonder what her Salary is. Wonder how many bucks she takes from doctors.
>>344503926
the world is shit and people are greedy
when milestones dont get made corners are cut
thats how life works
"oh my god guys! we did it!"
-___-
are they donating to themselves or what
Everyone's excited to see SM64 70 star?
>>344503662
>>344504031
It was accepted as a bonus race from the beginning, GDQ just didn't reveal it until the final few hours of the stream in order to guarantee they beat their total from last time.
Think of it this way:
>SM64 bonus race is revealed from the get-go
>Naturally, it's one of the first donation incentives to get met
>Other donation incentives like Save / Kill the Animals, small incentives, etc. are starved
>GDQ ends up raising roughly $1,100,000, less than the previous AGDQ and SGDQ
>SM64 bonus race is revealed at the end
>All the other donation incentives are already met or over with
>SM64, as popular as it is, is free to make the final push to meet the total of the previous AGDQ and SGDQ
>GDQ raises just enough to beat out the total of AGDQ 2016 and SGDQ 2015, proving the bubble hasn't burst
GDQ would have made less than last year had they revealed SM64 at the beginning of the marathon.
>>344504106
>PCF
>A good cause
>>344503930
Waow I can't believe someone rolled double zeroes, this is amazing.
>Smithy music
aww fuck yes
>>344504153
people donating 1k with one sentence stuff saying "you go, guys!"
>>344504201
check the vods
>>344503070
He sold a shitty autism magnet that he made for a fuckton of money. I'd do the same thing in a heartbeat. The only difference would be I'd disappear from social media and build myself a mansion in a rural town. Basically the complete opposite of what Notch has done.
>They made it
Get ready for an even jewier donation incentive at the end of AGDQ
>clapping at the funding of terrorist organizations
>Raise 500k in less than one day
Maybe it's not a conspiracy theory and people are just incensed to support something when their contribution is more tangible?
>>344503964
kill yourself
>>344504227
>Muh merican soldiers ;(
At least say innocent people famalan :)
>>344503000
It's more like bits is pretty much the equivalent of whatever currency camwhore sites use to pay girls. And it will promote streamers to camwhore etc for bits because of how it works as your own mini bank of coins instead of actually having to donate 5$.
>That timing
You literally can't make this shit up
>>344504153
I want to fuck Kumiko
'WE CAN DO IT BEFORE SMITHY FOR SURE'
Couch let the cat out of the bag that somethings going on
