GORDON WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHY DID WE UNLEASH THE GREEN APOCALYPSE
[breathing noises]
You locked me in this room and wouldn't let me escape until I did it!I sat there for hours waiting for an alternitive
>>344500839
FREEMAN YOUCOOL
>>344500839GREETINGS
That's, like, a "zombine", right? Heh...
>>344501357
How long would Freeman not doing that have delayed the inevitable though? Wasn't everything already set in motion to happen even before that push?
>>344500839
what kind of resonance cascade you want senpai?
>TFW valve will never conclude the story
>TFW rememberingEli Vance
>TFW rememberingAlyx crying faintly in the distance over her dead father's corpse
>TFW valve is a shell of itself, all it will ever do from now on is make shitty hats and fuck up tf2 quick play
I don't want to remember these feels
The anger and despair get me every timedon't leave me
>>344500839
COMPLEX
>>344502459
Adding the portal gun to Half-Life 2 fills the void a bit.
>>344500839
I recently started playing Half Life again
Am I supposed to be moving at the speed of light or what? I move so fucking fast it's amazing
>>344502459
Did you really just copy your post from the Freeman's MInd thread a couple of days ago
>>344504404
Thank Quake
>>344504575
So is it normal or not? I don't remember it being this way
so is G-Man just some alien posing as a hummen ?
>>344504946
Dude, I have no idea how "fucking fast" you think you're going. How do I know if it isn't normal. Just check the speed on youtube here spoon fuck i got baited https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBejjPV9ALQ
>>344505169
probably, using the same host body shit Breen was going to use
>>344505169
He's Nyarlathotep.
Can we agree that removing Alyx from the series would've made HL2 and its episodes much better?
>>344501053
THIS IS A BAD EXPERIMENT
WE ARE BAD PEOPLE
>>344505169
It's Gordon you dummy. At the end of Half-Life 3 G-Man dies and Gordon becomes an interdimensional god, so he then has to orchestrate the events that got him there.
He doesn't want to spook his past self by looking the same, so he dresses up in a disguise. Then he goes to the past and starts mucking with history as G-Man.
>>344500839
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/3c/Heavy_cartmovingforwarddefense04.wav?t=20110320044631
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/04/Scout_cartmovingforwarddefense02.wav?t=20100625230708
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e2/Sniper_cartmovingforwarddefense04.wav?t=20100625223142
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/3a/Your_team_lost.wav?t=20100625225925
>>344507007
You are an american movie director, right?
>>344506997
Am I dead? I don't feel dead. If this is what it's like being dead then being dead sucks!
>>344507357
thanks for the compliment (aspiring screenwriter)
>>344507007
>becomes a interdimensional god
>dies
>>344500839
LET'S GOOOOOOO
GET EEEMMM
>>344500839
Cave Johnson, new owner and CEO of Black Mesa. That's right, you've been bought. First order of business, we're renaming you under the Aperture brand. I'm leaning towards Blappeture Mesa. Marketing boys think something else. So: Blappeture it is. Next, they tell me you people are conducting some anomalous materials research that could result in a resonance cascade. So I'm shutting that down before you idiots end the world. A resonance cascade! You're supposed to be scientists. Use some common sense.
they're waiting for you gordon
in the test chambeeeerrrrrrrrrrr
>>344507948
No...I don't wanna be a schizophrenic!
>>344502459
What if they're waiting for a good developer to show up so they can hand it over to them?
why haven't you guys backed the latest half life game yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmtRF_C8m6s
>>344508873
SIGN ME UP
>>344508712
Why is this anime girl with a horse?
>>344501357I sat there for hours because I was too scared
>>344508961
?
I don't see a horse.
That's a giant crab claw.
>>344508873
Cause it's gonna get a big fat Cease and Desist letter from Valve if they're trying to sell it and it's not just a free mod.
>>344509209
but anon
what idiot dev would C&D this masterpiece?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrHfSzaJSVQ
Look! It even runs in GMOD!
>>344509767
Not bad... for a sourcemod...In 2007...You will never experience the age of soucemods in their prime again
ALRIGHT YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS, WE'VE GOT YOU NOW, MY NAME IS CLYDE AND I'M 92 YEARS OLD AND THIS IS MY COLORFUL CREW
>>344510017That's not footage from the gameThat's footage from a game called garrysmodAll the assets used are either stolen from gamebanana, stolen from steam workshop / gmod dotorg, or stolen from other sourcemodsAll the custom character models are fuse models, which is essentially royalty free character model creatorHe "claims" that they are all placeholder and that he paid every asset creators, but I know for a fact that's a lie because he never paid me for using my map.
>>344510285
And this is a girl...we don't know her name though...
Back in my day, girls didn't have names...
>>344510545
nuh-uh. Girls don't go on the internet.
Prove it.
>>344510640
*shrill voice* I AM TOO A GIRL
>>344510703
o.o
sorry ma'am
alright boys, there's a lady in our presence, act like gentleman and watch your language
p.s. skype?
>>344510797
>not getting the joke
educate yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C9oVCzyBF4
Roger that, let's run like hell
>>344511060
you mean...your not a lady?
>>344511060
So what happens if you click those FINISH HIM and EAT THIS pop ups in old Machinima vids?
>>344502459
Bruh
>>344511517
try it and find out
>>344512125
I-I'm scared ;_;
>>344512274
Go to /r9k/ then you sissy faggot, jesus christ dude.
fuck this thread, I'm out of here
it's one thing to be newfag cancer, what's happening here I'm ashamed of even taking part of it.
I wish I could contribute something to thread, but I'm still having problems playing the game. Does anybody felt like the movement of your mouse was really weird in this game? My version did not had a way to disable mouse accelaration in the adv options, so I had to put some commands in the setting of the shortcut to remove it (i tried like 5 different commands), the problem is that with mouse acc you did not have as much control of your aim but without it my movement felt like if there was a delay between my movement with the mouse and the movement of my crosshair. As if the crosshair was "elastic" or bouncy if that makes sense, your crosshair would move a little bit more even if you completely stoped moving the mouse. m_rawinput was not recognized, and so with "mousegrab" (or something like that). I tried like 5 different commands in my shortcut but nothing changed much. Joystick and joystick-lock were disabled, too. This also translate to the expansions. I don't understand what is going on, I can't find much online and it's really weird to play like this.
Thanks a lot for your time.
