"Worst Game of the Year: Bloodborne
First off we have the award for absolute worst game of the year. Technically, this is the worst game of all time. This game brings nothing but shame to those who play it and those who enjoy it should be ashamed of themselves for allowing this type of evil into their hearts. I have never played a more aggravating and pointless game in my life. I downloaded it in order to do the multiplayer with a friend, but this multiplayer mode isn’t available from the start (first problem of many). So after seven hours of sitting and chatting with my friend in a party while we both tried to beat the first stage, I finally gave up and sat defeated. I wanted my $60 back and I’ve never legit wanted my money back for a video game. Well at least not since that horrendous Superman game on N64"
Well /v/ was he right ?
He was probably trolling
>>322318996
Post the video of him playing it. He never even gets out of the starting area in it. Off camera i believe he got to the sewers and got the Yharnam armor set though.
He complains about it being hard well trying to R1 mash mobs running out of stamina and then sitting there mashing R1 and dying instead of just dodging backwards once in awhile.
No surprise this dumb nigger couldn't even understand the most basic of fundamentals in fighting games and ruined some Excellent Adventures episodes. Kenny Omega looks great though from the trailer. This dumb nignog is a fine example of the intellect behind WWE.
Just like real sports a real game was too much for him.
Who?
Explain who this is for the non-mouth breathers in the audience.
>>322319252
Sony defence force has arrived
Shit like this makes me appreciate Roman More. Ateast he is honest about not giving a fuck about the fans of the business and only does it for money, but at least he is honest, People like Xavier ot Sasha pretend to be something they are not to get more fans, kind of sad.
>>322319373
WWE anime would be fantastic actually. The shit they do would actually look real because it could be happening and not just obvious as hell and from some angles you can even see hes not elbow dropping the other dude.
WWE is a great example of how some things don't work in reality. But for some reason rednecks and manchildren love it.
>>322319283
Head nigga of a preaching nigga group that talks about memes.
After three popular Souls games, there are still people who don't understand From's style of multi-player?
>>322319404
Not really friend. If someone wants to bash BB with actual arguments that i can respect like
>Not alot of real build variety outside of using a different weapon/arcane tools
>Alot of bosses are kinda too easy
>Lack of interaction with other characters
>Second half of the game feels boring
Shit like that is fine i love the game but real arguments don't bother me. But if you're gonna get stuck in the first fucking area. A area that is objectively not that challenging at all when you break it down that is just sad.
The werewolves well avoidable are the only challenging thing at the start of the game because a missed parry is death on them. Maybe the ones with poles also maybe. But they made it to neither in the video and still complained.
>>322318996
>being this bad at video games
I don't understand it. I loaned a friend Demons' Souls and he gave it back the next day, said it was too hard.
>>322319660
That's because Xavier doesn't know about games, he is a casual that pretends to be a true player to get more fans, he just plays the popular AAA and indy garbage.
>>322319727
I played demon's souls, but I got lost and bored around the point where you encounter a red dragon.
>>322319807
>>322319713
>>322319727
This Sony butthurt is the best
Thank you based Woods
Here, have an actual honest review of bloodborne
>https://youtu.be/MaAYur447N0
this is like the 8th thread ive seen today of this shit
who gives a fuck what some mandrama wrassler has to say. fuck bloodborne btw
>>322319727
The casual is getting worse and worse anon. Before it was like that and for alot of people it still is. But there are people like Woods even if hes not trolling which he probably isn't but he might be who genuinely think a game with a learn curve is bad and will go into "detail" as to why they think its bad with no real arguments other then ITS SO BAD ITS HARD WHY IS IT SO HARD GIVE ME A EASY MOOD!?!?
Thankfully these people are still treated like clowns even by casuals like your friend who just give it the old college try and then quit and go about their lives.
I think its a combination of them being shit and people with personalities that are so obnoxious where they feel like they deserve a opinion on something no matter how uneducated they are on the subject. So when they're raped and stopped in their tracks the only subject matter then have is how hard it was and therefore if it was too much for them its not their fault must be the game.
God damn it I hate seeing wrestling threads here. It's so cringeworthy to see /wooo/ throwing around LOL US WRESTLINGFANS HUH jokes and memes at eachother on /v/
>>322320068
>>322319460
>liking le tater tot man
>>322320068
Hes confirmed to be satiric right? I can't buy it past the point where he gives his character a neckbeard and picks the threaded cane. And i especially can't buy it when hes standing next to cut outs with fucking Shadow by his side.
Hes too close to the ideal fedora tipper to be real.
>Comparing it to SuperMan 64
>>322320227
yeah me too senpai lmao hahafiltred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaAYur447N0
>>322319517
I'm suddenly reminded of that muscle-something, wrestling anime Fox Kids had.
I'd totally watch a WWE anime.
>>322320585
Ultimate Muscle, bruv
Fucking classic
>>322320261
But he is the one punchRoman
https://youtu.be/K5cCB746Sco
>>322319517
loli/girl versions of all the wrestlers except cena and it will be GOAT
>>322320345
You have to be a serious autist to not understand it's satire after watching that video.
COME ON /v/ DON'T BE SOUR
>>322320705
There's a loli wrestling manga but it's not popular enough to be translated
>>322320068
>that part where he invites his friend over and then rips the controller out of his hand after trying to make awkward small talk
>>322319252
>This dumb nignog is a fine example of the intellect behind WWE.
>>322319373
>>322319460
>People like Xavier ot Sasha pretend to be something they are not to get more fans, kind of sad.
>>322319517
>WWE anime would be fantastic actually.
>>322320068
>>322320261
>le tater tot man
>>322320678
>>322320787
Holy fucking shit if you got a (you) here consider, then act on, suicide. you're fucking gay. >>>>/wooo/
>>322320742
It just seems like alot of effort to me. Of course the BB one is unbelievable but the DaSs got me for moment. I couldn't imagine walking around with a neckbeard/fedora just to do that shit.
>>322320678
>onepunchman
>Roman
All this cancer
>>322320874
>there are people that actually read loli anime
Disgusting
>>322320874
god damn that looks great
>>322319252
>This dumb nignog is a fine example of the intellect behind WWE.
Patrice oneal was a writer for wwe for a while, wrote some of the comedy bits
>>322318996
>person literally nobody knows or cares about doesnt like a video game
>"lawl gotcha sonyfags"
For some unknown and unexplainable reason this doesnt make me dislike bloodborne. Shocking.
Guess what guys, talking about WWE isn't video games. If it wasn't against the rules I'd quote every single post I just reported.
Fucking vanilla midget.
>>322321225
Hey there little guy. I don't know if you are aware but the purpose of a trip code is to be thread specific and for when you're contributing in a way that it is important you are identified as the same person.
It's okay if you didn't know, I know you just started browsing and I know I shouldn't spoonfeed. I thought I'd just help you out.
>>322321354
Filter me then fuckface. I'm not breaking any rules, unlike these faggots. Wrestling fans online are more cringeworthy than people that wear video game clothing online as a sort of signal that they're a "geek". Fucking enraging.
>>322321548
>>322321548
I don't know if you are aware but the purpose of a trip code is to be thread specific and for when you're contributing in a way that it is important you are identified as the same person.
It's okay if you didn't know, I know you just started browsing and I know I shouldn't spoonfeed. I thought I'd just help you out.
>>322321548
announcing reports is against the rules, you're just as bad
>>322319373
Rip CM punk
>>322319252
>Kenny Omega looks great though from the trailer
he looks fucking awful and i hope that mandrama faggot dies in a fire
i hope gootecks stops fucking talking about mandrama like hes some redneck autist
>>322321225
>If it wasn't against the rules I'd quote every single post I just reported.
announcing a report is a reportable offense kiddo, read the rules.REPORTED p.s fuck the mods.
>>322321754
I didn't announce a report. I said I would have done it if it was allowed. It's not, so I didn't.
>getting worked this easily
It's literally his job to get you mad at him. Don't be sour.
>>322321854
but you admitted you reported them, ust not quoting them.
wow, you tripfags are all retarded arent you?
>>>/asp/ get this gay shit outta here
>>322321754
>I'd quote every single post I just reported.
That is announcing the fact you reported.
>>322321942
>Sony Bronys getting triggered
>>322318996
Is that Pop 'n' Lock?
So who is winning rumble?
I'm betting on Lesnar with a very small chance of Cena or the Rock and a smaller still chance of Ambrose.
Mania is going to be shit. Roman against anyone isn't a good ME. Seth metal is fucking out which sucks cock. Owens vs Zayne would be nice if it happens. Would have loved Lesnar vs Orton as well but Orton won't be back in time.
Feels bad man.
>>322322029
first off fuck bloodborne and sony
get this gay mandrama shit off of here
>>>/asp/
>>322322209
this
>>322319252
This "dumb nigger" is working on a doctorates.
What are you doing?
>>322318996
No, and if you two can't beat the first boss, you need to get your shit together.
>>322322209
I agree, this isn't a frogpost, or a screenshot of a twitter post.
>>322322114
Brock needs to win and then beat Roman in under a minute at mania.
Cena vs Taker
Owens vs Zayn
Andre the giant Battle Royale
New Day vs Dudley Boyz vs Lucha Dragons should open the show
Alberto del Rio vs Dean Ambrose to unify the IC and US titles
>>322319713
>Alot
Please get rid of this habit.
>over the age of 9
>still watching wrestling
>>322322469
All I can say for certain is that if Brock is in the rumble at all he will definitely win it.
The only way he doesn't win is if someone fucks him over during it which will set up a match for him at mania.
It's a shame though, there's nobody I want to see him fight really apart from maybe Owens or Cesaro. Even then I'd much prefer Owens fighting Zayne.
>>322322606
>over the age of 9
>watches 'real' sports
>getting worked by Xavier
kekarooni
>>322322606
>over the age of 9
>still playing video games
>>322322323
NIGGERS OUT
>>322322671
They need a star in the main event, so it has to be Brock, Cena or Taker. Maybe a B+ guy like Triple H or Orton, but not a midcarder like Cesaro or Owens.
>>322322694
>>322322754
>over the age of 9
>still browses 4chin
>>322322829
Imagine if they actually tried to make those talented, over wrestlers into stars instead of... Roman Reigns.
>watching grown men play fighting for 3hrs in diapers and tights
The giant spider is bullshit.
>>322323024
Being over with vocal smart marks doesn't mean you'll sell Wrestlemania ppvs to casual fans. They need someone who can draw a crowd, like Connor McGregor in UFC. They need a real star, Cena and Brock can't main event forever. The roster is just boring right now, there are no exciting guys who make people want to watch.
>>322322323
He's getting a PhD in psychology from a shitty online university.
In other words, he's going to be getting some toilet paper in the mail.
>>322323042
>Sharing the same opinion on something with a tripfag who calls himself milky who gets blown the fuck out so hard he doesn't even respond and passive aggressively makes comments for the rest of the thread.
>>322323042
>watching apes play with a pigs bladder for 3 hours
>>322323042
>watching tall black men but balls in a hoop because there incapable of making a living any other way
cmon now cuckie.
Woods is shit at games. He likes them and seems genuine but he is shit.
>>322323225
Because their momentum is killed to get Roman over. It's like you don't know anything about booking and drawing. Oh wait you think Cesaro is only over with smart fans, of course you don't know.
The roster is way more talented than it was during the Attitude Era, that's a fact.
>>322321901
Have you ever watched UpUpDownDown?
He's incredibly casual and bad at video games. It wouldn't surprise me at all if he was being serious, at least partially.
>>322323225
American Dragon. Over as fuck with the casuals and pretty much every smark ever loves him. They could also polish Zayn into this position if they had any clue what they were doing anymore.
>>322323481
it's understandable with his job being on the road that much probably doesn't have time to invest in gittin' gud.
>Watching weird gay soap opera every week
>>322323814
>watching basketball after the year 1997
>being a bay-area scumfuck
>>322323461
Who gives a fuck about how 'talented' you think they are. The ratings are down, attendance is down, and the WWE isn't making money. They're obviously not talented.
>>322323674
>American Dragon
You realize calling him that doesn't give you epic smark cred and just makes you look like a dumb pretentious asshole, right?
>He tries to defend watching weird gay man ballerina
>>322324043
>he watches 6 hours of ads
>>322323759
He's only been on the road for like a year and a half. And it's not like you have to constantly practice Bloodborne or any game really to be good. Only competitive fighting games at a high level of play require that.
>>322323674
The problem with both those boys is that they are terrified of injuries and those guys have been working indies since early 2000s
>>322323982
Because there's no point in getting invested in anyone that isn't named Cena or Reigns, dumbfuck. They've been systematically killing anyone that people liked and told who to like for a decade while the ratings declined, and it's rightfully biting them in the ass.
>They're obviously not talented
Nope. Maybe try utilizing talent rather than burying it to put over Rock's cousin.
>>322324304
Like who? Who have they been killing? Bryan was injured, Punk left (he was shit anyway), Cesaro has been given numerous opportunities, Owens too, Zayn got injured, Rollins got the belt and got injured. Who are they 'burying'? Don't buy into the smark narrative that WWE hates certain guys on the roster, that's fucking stupid.
>mandrama
>>322322753
>hey whats your gimmick
>oh I'm an undead guy
>thats cool
>hey whats your gimmick sweetie
>steampunk and puns
>oh
Guide for the Dark Souls 3 fanbase:
1. Don't insult DS1
2. Don't compliment DS2
3. Don't make game design comparisons between DaS2 and DeS e.g. lifegems and grass, dying reduces your total health percentage. DeS is flawless because it's platform exclusive and the oldest game in the series.
4. Don't mention DS2 unless you are actively shitting on it
5. Make sure you state that any given thing in DS3 is "like DS1/DeS", so that you aren't insinuating in any way that anything from DS2 has made it outside of DS2, even if it is a potential improvement or sidegrade.
6. State that you hope Soul Vessels make a comeback, but never mention the downsides and do not make any references to DS2.
7. When someone mentions DS2 (or even passively reminds you of its existence), drop oneliners such as (but not limited to):
>a. "lmfao are you defending DS2 right now"
>b. ">he still plays DS2"
>c. "DS2 was just fundamentally bad. Really glad FROM is returning to their roots with DS3."
>d. "It just had no story and wasn't very fun"
>e. "It was just so slow compared to DS1."
It was a mistake kicking us out of /sp/.
/wwe/ refugees are growing at am alarming rate. We already took over /asp/. It's our board now. The natives are dying out. We will migrate everywhere. You can't stop us. McMahon ACKBAR
>>322324728
At least Wrestling fans aren't /pol/
>>322324728
/sp/ here
get btfo faggots ahahahahaha
>>322324539
>Cesaro has been given numerous opportunities
lel, constantly getting ko'd by Big Show sure is a sustained push right?
>Owens too
lel, IC title that he lost to little buddy Dean
>Rollins got the belt and got injured
lel. They made him into an enormous geek so that people would want Reigns to get the belt, and it STILL didn't work
>Don't buy into the smark narrative that WWE hates certain guys on the roster, that's fucking stupid.
Hate? Maybe not, but they refuse to push people based on being actually popular with people watching, hence why Reigns got booed for so long. And you're ignoring historical evidence that they don't want to push certain guys if they're more over, see Batista winning the rumble before WM30
>>322324728
/asp/ sucks so now I just talk about it everywhere else
>>322324728
/asp/ is shit though because everyone there is a contradictorian faggot, it's like /tv/'s meme spouting fags had a baby with /pol/'s over compensating niggers.
>>322324637
cooler than any of the other women on the main roster
>inb4 muh boss le female new day fish face Banks
>>322324728
/wwe/ was always shit, doesn't matter where you cretins go.
>>322324637
>triggered by steampunk
oh yeah, I'm on /v/
fuck, what am I doing on /v/ again
>>322324980
Summer Rae is infinitely better than her in every single way.
dont you guys have a board for this shit now?
>>322324898
Look at Cesaro's 2015, he's been on nearly every PPV, had numerous title matches, held the tag belts, and was on Raw every week yet he still couldn't get over.
Owens beats Cena, wins the IC title, and main events Raw weekly. In his rookie year. He's been pushed to the moon.
He was a cowardly heel champ, just like Triple H. He's just so skinny that no one can take him seriously as a fighter. Maybe if he learned muay thai or something he'd be more credible.
They couldn't possibly know how people would respond to former champion and long time blue eye Batista, Bryan won the belt anyway.
>>322324939
/asp/ has always been bad, tripfags set up shop and tried to make their own MUH BOARD CULTURE among like 6 people. It's like an irc circle jerk except worse
>>322325192
>Barbara Streisand's Nose better looking or better wrestling than Becks
'no'
>>322320010
i wish you were banned for shitposting
>getting worked
He'sa BAD GUY on a WRESTLING PROMOTION.
>>322323256
This. even if it was from a well known college, a PhD in psychology is a waste unless you've been studying human behavior for years now. He's just trying to find an easy way to make money.
In more important wrestling news
>Crosscounter recorded some Excellent Adventures with Kenny Omega.
>>322322323
>Full sail University
Enjoy wasting your time and money on unaccredited colleges, loser.
>>322319727
Demon Souls can be a fucking bitch if you are a complete dumbass raised on smartphone games and start with the wrong door
>>322325228
>yet he still couldn't get over
hahahahaha
Roman was booed out of the building for beating him during the build to Survivor Series.
And cowardly heel champions don't lose cleanly as often as Seth was losing, none of them not even Edge or Haitch ever did. He was a geek that held the belt while Reigns unsuccessfully tried and tried to get over.
>so skinny
Connor McGregor is the world's biggest draw, your argument is invalid.
>>322318996
>be shitty nobody
>post contrarian opinion
>people start viraling it for you
>>322325436
Conor McGregor also has more charisma in his left nut than Cesaro does in his entire body.
>>322325514
Cesaro also has more charisma in his left nut than Roman Reigns does in his entire body
Please keep the WWE-approved narratives in /asp/ where they belong.
>>322325436
Connor McGregor isn't in the same division as 300+lb men. The smarks don't make up the majority, they're a very vocal minority who will always watch, so pissing them off is of no consequence.
>>322325501
If he's a shitty nobody what does that make you?
>>322325608
record low ratings
Reminder that people chanted we miss Rollins the night that Roman was supposed to ascend to his "rightfully earned" championship.
>>322325501
WHOOOO
Thanks you MR. sKELLY
>>322325767
I'm not defending Reigns. There are only 3 draws in WWE and Reigns isn't one of them.
>>322324015
Like a give a fuck what some shit-eating Cena mark thinks?
>>322325767
The ratings actually had a massive jump up the last few weeks and Reigns as WWEWHC has been getting cheered in smark cities
I don't understand. Why is /wwe/ here and why are the blacks being defended?
>>322325847
You have to BUILD people to be draws is my point dawg. They don't know how to build anyone because they keep trying to get Reigns over
>>322325957
Well dumb marks always claimed that him getting booed in mark cities didn't count so that doesn't count either :^)
>massive jump
lel okay
>>322325894
Holy shit, please have sex. I'm not saying that to be mean, it's for your own good.
>>322325980
>being racist
>year of our lord Costanza 5
ISHYGDDT
>>322319727
Maybe he thought he could chill out and just play a game, not a rage inducing gook fest
>>322326052
>being factually wrong
Found the wootist
> I used to like it when I was about three years old, this is real shit, that’s fake shit, so…
>>322325359
You mean waste money. He won't be doing anything with that bullshit doctorate of his.
>>322326058
>have sex
Christ. Back to /sp/ with you, nigger.
>>322326058
>/sp/ refugee
>having sex
lel
>>322326130
>implying it's wrong
this 'massive' jump in ratings doesn't undo the damage that a year's worth of the Roman Reigns Show, featuring WWE Superstars, has done to the company. Back to /asp/
>We once had guys like:
>The Undertaker
>Stone Cold
>The Rock
>Mick Foley
>Batista
>Now we have faggots like :
>This group of retards
>a midget screaming yes
>a pretty boy who cant speak 3 words without stuttering
>a lunatic retard
>Brock lesnar showing 4 times a year
What the fuck went wrong ?
The only one i can stand is Kevin Owens
>>322326214
No one likes embittered tryhard smart marks kid. Not even your beloved vanilla midget meme wrestlers do.
>>322324939
>>322325239
These are both true.
>>322326454
No one likes neo-WWE with Roman Reigns and Cena at the top if we go by the ratings
>>322326052
Build a guy who won't have any mainstream appeal like Cesaro, hurr that'll put butts in seats.
>>322326404
>Batista
>good
>>322325602
>Cesaro also has more charisma in his left nut than Roman Reigns does in his entire body
Nah, that's not true. Roman can at least get a reaction out of the crowd when he's doing a promo, be it boos or cheers. Cesaro just gets silence.
>>322326161
Bruiser Brody in his prime would kill McGregor with one finger.
>>322326589
But the ratings only started getting really bad when Cena left and the RAW that Roman became champ the ratings were huge.
>>322326763
>Cena left and the RAW that Roman became champ the ratings were huge.
Compare 2008 to 1998 baby.
And 2008 to 2015.
That bump when our boi won the title was fucking shit.
