Now: Super Mario RPG
Next: Incentive mario 64 run?
Later: Back to your board that you usually browse
Behemoth getting his dick sucked by Samus herself tonight.
Behemoth is literally the best speed gamer of all time, prove me wrong.
memes
No bonus stream this year either?
Is this Behemoth87 guy not on social media?
I don't get why people are upset with this result. It's great to see that they've gotten the difficulty to the level where the game can actually win. It's such an easy game normally.
>>344487895
Based on the information given you actually can't prove that statement wrong.
Summer Games Done """Quick"""
>>344487823
Is this man going to have sex with a REAL LIFE Samus Aryan?
Who's the runner for sm64?
>>344487924
There is!
You just gotta donate more shekels.
Behemoth's name is quite fitting.
He's a big guy.
LOSERS GO ON HRT WHEN????
>>344487858
I need more, senpai.
can they raise 100k or so in an hour?
>>344487823
>Later: Back to your board that you usually browse
Don't remind me. I'm gonna miss you faggots.
>>344487924
Takes awhile to pack up and they likely need to be out at a certain time, so no.
>>344487972
It's cool guy!
>>344487979
cheese05, puncayshun, simply, biinny.
4 way 70 star race.
>>344487932
People are angry because they realized they almost wasted a significant amount of money on a donation war that could have easily not been followed through on.
i hate when gdq ends... back to my boring ass fuckin life.
see you guys in 6 months
>half of the audience leaves
>still shit talking behemoth even though he won
He beat both record holders, lads.
Is Super Metroid really that hard?
Apparently these were the best people for it?
lewd games done quick when~ ?
Anyone have Oats reaction when he choked?
>>344487823
Behemoth deserves a RL qtpi samus to fuck
THE STATE OF MINNEAPOLIS. lol
>>344487823
Little known fact, he's actually a ftm trans person, that's why the other 3 runners threw their runs on purpose and why the crowd went will when xir won the race.
>>344488006
Super Mario RPG run is 3 hours
>twitch ads
can this get any more jewish?
>>344487924
After the travesty that's been the past few bonus streams I'm fucking glad it's not happening.
>tfw seeing werster say fucking niggers live
awesome that they raised $1,000,000 again this event!
>>344488019
>Takes awhile to pack up and they likely need to be out at a certain time, so no.
?
Pack everything up but the TV and those six chairs. How long can that take to remove?
>Later: Back to your board that you usually browse
Anons, where are you going to? /soc/ here
>>344488017
i dunno, i'm still glad i normally stay off /v/
even tho it was fun hanging in these threads
beard guy tries too hard to become a meme
>>344488039
https://youtu.be/4txVqr1eNwc?t=21s
>>344488045
The donation war is meaningless though. You can tell what the time would've been no matter whether they save the animals or kill them. It's just a charity event.
>>344488073
check this 5
>>344487924
We just need a low, low payment of $200k in the next 30 minutes!
Or 3 easy installments of $66.6k! Wow!
is Mario 64 the 1x A press route?
I wanted Behemoth to fail.
That would have been awesome.
>>344488068
It's hard when you're under pressure with limited upgrades, yes.
At that point it doesn't matter if you die if you fall too far behind.
>>344488068
for speedruns
it's not hard to play normally
>>344487823
time for the comfiest game.
gonna make myself some mango with salt, cumin and lime juice.
>>344488068
It's hard to speedrun, yeah.
And incredibly hard to speedrun well.
What runs were even good this SGDQ?
Momodora
The Super Metroid holocaust
???
Nothing else stood out at all.
It turns out that races are really great when they turn into a goddam blood sport prove me wrong
>>344487924
bonus stream involves buying out the hotel for extra days and that costs money that could be going into matty's pockets.
I really don't want to clean shit off of my walls so I'm going to reneg on my claim.
>>344488068
They don't save or collect health upgrades in the any% run, so one mistake can mean the end of the run.
see you guys in january
>>344488145
fuck off normie
>>344488165
witnessed
>>344488165
>>344487823
>Later: Back to your board that you usually browse
Back to being a /fa/g
>>344487932
I agree, the fact that they face Phantoon and Ridley with such relatively scant resources is incredible, it looks like an incredibly demanding run.
Blew my mind that they now do Phantoon first, skip plasma and space jump. After all the new route has no need for that last one.
>>344488054
>not watching EVO next weekend
>>344488145
/pol/ of course
that was fun
>>344488165
noice
>>344488165
>>344488145
/spee/
>>344488165
What?
>>344488068
It isn't if you go slow.
>>344488209
faggot
>>344488165
impressive
>finale
>shitty mario RPG
oh wow, so fun, so not shit, definitely not a mediocre shit game that only sold cause of the autist plumber logo.
SPOILER: They're obviously going to do the SM64 run regardless of the donation amounts
>>344488135
>implying that wasn't the best moment of any GDQ
>20 minutes of setup time for SMRPG
Fucking why? They already have an SNES set up.
>mario RPG
time to get comfy
>>344488068
You can die a lot on your first run if you don't know what to expect, especially with Mother Brain.
>>344488139
Have you seen how fucking long these fags take to setup shit?
>>344488165
that doesn't answer the question at all!!!
>>344488202
Negro-sensei run of Trauma Center and Jak and Baxter
>4 of the """best""" Super Metroid runners
>3 of the fuckers fail and die
>the """best"""
what did he mean by this?
>>344488317
Because eSports interviews.
They really need to fill these shit-slots with current-year highlights instead of this shit.
THIS GUY IS MAKING A MEME FACE
LE HE WANTS TO BE A REACTION LE FACE
>WITH US IS THE RUNNER WHO FAILED THE LEAST
>>344488326
Are you kidding? Mother Brain is a freebee, a cinematic fight. Ridley is the hardest boss in a normal run.
What did he mean by this?
Reply to this post or Golden will be a statue forever
>gol1den
that is making me very uncomfortable
>>344488017
>>344488146
What board you fags going back to?
>>344488302
>Mario RPG
>shitty
Whoa whoa. You hold it right there.
>another century long rpg "speedrun"
welp time to fap
post doujins
>>344488373
and still better than you :^)
this hands-on-head guy needs to fuck off
>>344488401
he hasn't moved a fucking inch
>>344488401
Trying to hijack your mind to make you donate.
Official SGDQ 2016 Tier List:
>Old GDQ Tier
Jak and Daxter
>Top Tier
Deus Ex: Blitzkrieg Edition
Trauma Center: Second Opinion
Sonic '06
Super Metroid (Behemoth Edition)
Star Wars: Jedi Academy
Gimmick!
>High Tier
Super Mario World (Small Mario run)
Dude's Crest
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight (One-Handed)
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Race)
Hagane
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Blindfolded Disaster)
Aladdin (Ribbedkilla's Retirement)
Typing of the Dead
Actraiser
Curse of Issyos
The Elder Scrolls: Arena, Daggerfall, and Skyrim
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
Pepsimeme
Catherine
>Mid. Tier
Sonic Adventure 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Max Payne 2
Donkey Kong Country 3
Dustforce
Fallout 3: Tranniversary Edition
Tetris Block (Excluding Setup)
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror (Co-op)
>Low Tier
Resident Let's-a-go 2
Ocarina of Time "Glitchless"
Literally everything else
>Ty the Tasmanian Trainwreck Tier
Pikmin (Went 5:00 over estimate, 25:00 over PB)
Trials Fusion (1:30:00 of Happy Wheels level showcases. Hi YouTube!)
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger (Local Autist Ruins Everything: The Run)
mfw
>>344488054
just play some fun video games senpai. if you feel like you can't find something you actually enjoy try a different genre.
AA6 comes out in september.
what's with golden
>>344488401
it's starting to creep me out
HOLY SHIT Behemoth is CUTE
Behemoth is a very handsome dude. No homo.
>>344488401
MAKE ME A TWITCH CHAT EMOJI
LE LE EBIN FACE
>want to go back to animu because the last runs are shit-tier
>don't want to miss the final hours of the thread
>>344488198
>cumin
I bet you do and drink it faget
mario rpg the comfiest game ever. mallow is my bro.
>>344488423
>Mother Brain is a freebee, a cinematic fight
apparently not to Oats.
Whaow. What a great race.
Did he realize stiv is fucking his wife right now?
>that awkward autistic banter
>>344487823
/v/, in reference to the end of the last thread, would you blow your load deep inside Mariedoll's semen silo?
>>344488118
Why arent you using Adblocker you drooling retard?
A U T I S M
U
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I
S
M
>>344488135
When this that happen?
>>344488502
fucking embarrassing
>>344488446
Who /tv/ here?
>>344488373
You wouldn't even make it to wrecked ship, let alone phantoon.
>>344488401
Is this the guy who got his revenge on Phantoon, just to need to revenge Mother Brain next run?
>>344488515
Like a normal eyed Thom Yorke.
Dude was posing for a twitch emote
>>344488145/vg/
>>344487823
>that stare
whens sm64
>>344488485
I agree, though Super Metroid belongs both in Top Tier and Trainwreck Tier for me.
>you two can leave now
>no seriously, stand up and get the fuck out
darkman confirmed for cunt
>>344488315
For the old GDQs? Yes.
The magic died somewhere 1~2 years ago though
Idk what happened with the bonus streams but yeah
>>344488545
Waow I can't believe 3 people died that's amazing.
>>344488485
Nah man.
More Official SGDQ 2016 Tier List:
>GOD TIER
Jak and Daxter
>TOP TIER
Deus Ex
Sonic '06
Star Wars: Jedi Academy
Trauma Center: Second Opinion
>HIGH TIER
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (race)
Pepsiman
Demon's Crest
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight (one-handed)
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (blindfolded)
Catherine
Typing of the Dead
Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall
Super Metroid (race)
>MID TIER
Super Mario Bros. 3
Super Mario World (low%)
Tetris Block (excluding setup)
Super Mario Maker (race)
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror (co-op)
Dustforce
>LOW TIER
Literally everything else
>SHIT TIER
Ocarina of Time
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
Trials Fusion
>TRANNY TIER
Pikmin
Fallout 3
>>344488045
What's their policy if all 4 runners die?
I could imagine them just restarting the race.
>>344488485
Add Fast Racing Neo to bottom tier thanks to Tones "Glitchless runs are bad and you should feel bad" Balone.
>>344488446
/a/ and /ck/
>>344488145
>>344488485
Diablo 2 was low tier?
Thank god he has a hat to cover that disgusting manbun now.
THANKS FOR MAKING ME A MEME GUYS
>>344488618
>>344488485
i think momodora and catherine belong in top tier, really impressive skills on display
>>344488485
thanks for this summary anon
>>344488525
an unfortunate name for a really good condiment, at least in English.
>>344488430
>>344488401
losing his mind at that save the animals lost
>>344488636
>>344488545
Yeah, I enjoyed it too.
Probably the best SM race at any GDQ so far.
>>344488485
>Skyrim
don't you mean "let me load a save because bethesda xddd" tier
>>344488069
shut the fuck up retarded jinxposter
>>344488040
shit that's a way better ending than SMRPG
>>344487924
The last bonus stream I remember was Caveman bodying everyone in some obscure PS1 fighting game, that was probably SGDQ 2014
>>344488654
Shit Tier should include any run that had Kirbymastah on the couch.
>3 hours to get $120k
I really hate this charity, but want to see the SM64 race.....
>>344488625
Never unless you pay 200k goy!
>>344488546
>tfw no banjo-kazooie
>>344488161
There are people dumb enough to pull their donations to a charity just because some stipulation didn't get met.
Why didn't Oats jump?
>>344488598
sop
So what's everyone's least favorite run this year? Low point for me was Trials, painfully obvious shilling of an HD Happy Wheels and just playing random community levels was garbage
Those are some prime nu-males pod-casting on stream right now. They just keep adding more retarded bullshit every year
>>344488145/jaypee/
>>344488748
lets politics guys xD
>>344488302
What's shitty about it?
>>344488697
a beanie is arguably worse than a manbun
Why didn't Behemeth get the queue to leave?
![[contemplative jazzy kirby music].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/INXQP60.jpg "[contemplative jazzy kirby music].jpg")
>>344488797
>le greedy jews XD
Can you please take this back to /pol/? Nobody wants to see this antisemitism.
![2016-03-08 22_02_21-[Noise] Pool de Rescue _ Pool Rescue (COMIC LO 2015-12) [English] {5 a.m.} - ExH.png](https://i.imgur.com/VMbTJI2.png "2016-03-08 22_02_21-[Noise] Pool de Rescue _ Pool Rescue (COMIC LO 2015-12) [English] {5 a.m.} - ExH.png")
>>344488816
>playing random community levels was garbage
>most were made specially for the event
>>344488593
2013 AGDQ bonus stream
>>344488854
Not even close
“to make it as comfy as possible“
NORMIES GET OUT
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>344488820
Well there have been less technical problems this year than most
>>344488873
Huh?
>>344488202
Donkey Kong TF 4 USA vs CANADA race was great.
>>344488723
Fair enough.
>>344488748
People asked for it to be on here.but yes
>>344488816
Trials by far. God it was so boring.
>>344488873
*cue
>>344488145
/v/ silly, but probably /vr/ because I haven't been there in a while.
>>344488887
but i do anon.
>>344488145
/tg/ here
Ok why nobody in the speedrun community calls out GDQ? They are literal jews by now.
I miss my skillbased no shill, no profit, no tranny event
>>344487823
Excited about Mario RPG. Will it be a good run? Or will it be some glitched shit that ends in 2 minutes?
>>344488017
The saddest sunday of the year.
>>344488068
If you're playing casually, just exploring and getting all powerups you can find along the way, Super Metroid is a very easy game
When you start sequence breaking and skipping out on tons of powerups for the sake of saving time shit gets tough, plus there's plenty of specific tricks you need to learn that you don't need in a regular playthrough
>>344488887
Get the fuck off this board and back to rebbit you fucking summer CNN faggot.
>>344488887
>>344488816
I didn't care for any of Protomagicalgirl's runs.
His performances were just lacking honestly.
>>344488625
https://youtu.be/HN3qR2H4jGY
>>344488458
http://exhentai.org/g/905352/5809287b5a/
http://exhentai.org/g/907372/407c74dd91/
http://exhentai.org/g/859810/77cfc85696/
http://exhentai.org/g/830125/561af7c933/
http://exhentai.org/g/836736/cf3ed0ea23/
http://exhentai.org/g/809716/aa78fecc91/
http://exhentai.org/g/743731/f3caa5ff16/
http://exhentai.org/g/686063/29630322ae/
http://exhentai.org/g/622014/ddc91790c7/
http://exhentai.org/g/598277/3ffc800897/
http://exhentai.org/g/489450/2217438bf6/
http://exhentai.org/g/431999/8ca9554219/
http://exhentai.org/g/171535/d68a9ed55e/
Just 4U
>>344488917
beanies serve no purpose whatsoever except to make you look like a burnout failure at life
OATS KILLED HIMSELF YOU FUCKING RETARDS
He needed 301 health min to survive MBs ray
>>344488925
There's been a dozen games that had dramatically excessive setup times and there's serious A/V desync on these interviews. It's far from perfect.
>>344488935
Stand up now.
>>344488963
fear of getting kicked off SRL
I literally have no idea what Power Up//Support Class/World Gaming/Save Point even do.
So power up makes sure audio works and ships games or some shit?
>>344488957
>/tg/
>no penis
why even bother
Is that route really the fastest SM route they could come up with? Is there no route that is easier but faster?
>>344488887
>hook up with a random /a/utist at SGDQ
>his cock is thicker than my wrist
>>344488896
the point was it wasn't even a game proper, they set an aritrary amount of time to complete some 'community' levels AND THEY STILL WENT OVER THE ESTIMATE
What happened to that European speed runners group that was going to start running events in the US? Somebody needs to compete with this faggoty no-fun-allowed organizers
What is with these nu-male effeminate sissy cuckboys on screen?
>>344488957
>those vagina bones
DELETE THIS
>>344488887
Jews being greedy is an old stereotype though, which people still know today. Like the irish being retarded ginger drunkards except millenia older.
>>344487823
kek Im perma banned for posting 3 emotes when the tranny was doing its run
>>344488654
>Super Mario Maker
fuck off
>>344488750
make me
>>344488816
trials, both megaman blocks,
>>>344489049
>Power Up Audio
they make sure the audio isn't a trainwreck. In the past it has been an issue
>World 9 Gaming
I think they supply shit for the practice/casual rooms
dunno what the other guys do.
>>344488816
Trials and Pikmin were just terribly boring, a complete waste of time. At least with shit like Ty it was a funny trainwreck.
America: where even monitors will applaud you
>>344489059
There's a penis hidden there m80
>>344489032
what's your point? he still choked by getting hit
>>344488957
>thought that was a hand until i read >>344489127
>>344489020
>picture of a panda
?
>>344488957
Paint your models rather than posing naked with them faggot.
>>344489146
You can make good edits fast
>that Jew underneath the table telling us to donate 200k
fuck off jew
(someone post the .gif)
How can I fast forward through this awkward shilling bullshit?
>>344489015
I should have disqualified any tranny runs when I specified worst run, I refuse to watch them
>>344488214
>GDQ will never be this comfy and fun again
fuck donations, fuck doctors, fuck SJWs, fuck production values, fuck charity, I want this shit again
Rumor is going around some kid in a diaper with a FrankerZ mask is at AGDQ. The stench is unbearable. They say he appeared sometime last night... Could it be the legendary washed up Siglemic?
>>344489146
nice
>>344488917
Whenever I see a retard wearing a beanie it's some loser that hangs out at Starbucks on his parents' dime with some inevitably nigger-tier aspiration like "video game artist" and he's so close to making it.
GET TO THE FUCKING RUN
>>344489030
Nothing is worse than a manbun. I'd rather see a fedora on top of a beanie than a manbun.
>>344489076
The older route had you backtracking a bit more and was a bit safer, this current route has incredibly little backtracking only stopping to get the necessities.
The only way it could be faster and safer is if they started doing wrong-warping, which I guess is possible with x-ray scope.
>>344489226
mute until later
>>344489191
kek
>>344489146
Let the Force fllloooowww through you
>>344488458
http://exhentai.org/g/952134/785ac270e1/
>>344489020
>big breasts
>urination
>milf
sometimes you're alright
>>344489208
google how to get past the panda
cry when it doesnt work anyways
>>344489208
You're welcome
>>344489116
You mean ESA? That's later this month, like a week after EVO.
>that sweaty autist touching all the prizes
no thanks.
Where is Mike Uyama?
CMON goys, give us MORE of your SHEKELS. We can still make it in time.
I hope they don't reach the money amount to teach them a lesson about these ridiculous requirements
anyone got any gender bend doujins?
>Skybilz announcing
LOL THE ROOM IS EMPTY
NO MORE DONATIONS
>Caleb on the couch for SMRPG
Fucking
Why
>>344488816
Trials, I can't fathom how it could even qualify as a speedrun.
>>344489208
learn the internet.
>>344488145
/tv/ and /pol/
>>344488165
i-is that cyghfer
>3 hours of mario rpg
idgaf if they make sm64, no way i'm staying up til 3 AM to see it
what the fuck is this waaah shit they keep doing????
SAY IT
>tfw not sure whether I should start a new game in FTL or watch the stream
And I'm running on a crapper computer right now. Desktop is unavailable, so I can't do both or my GPU will explode.
How awkward is going to be when they don't have the money after the run is done and they just stretch the banter as long as possible in the dire hope that it will get there?
That Mallow plushie makes me want to puke
>>344489345
Hiding from the community even though he's at the marathon and is fat.
>>344489380
super mawio rpg
