>Evolve: Stage 2
>Free-to-play
HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAAAHHHAHHAHHA
OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HAHHAHA
Worth a download? Anyone even playing this shit for free?
No and no
>>344482959
JUST
I've been playing it. The Kraken is pretty fun.
>>344482959
>HAHAHAHAH
>i-is it good?
What a fucking retard
>>344482959
if stage 2 has any success stage 3 will be another cash grab and then the community will just die again
>>344482959
i bought the collectors edition FULL PRICE on launch day
fuck them fucking cuns
>>344482959
>HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAAAHHHAHHAHHA
>s-should I play it
stop trying to fit in with /v/ and just formulate your own opinions
jesus fucking christ you're pathetic.
>>344483695
no you didn't, you need to up your bait game
>>344483890
stop being contrarian to /v/ and listen to good advice
I'm curious, which fanbase do you think was cuckolded harder, Evolve or Battleborn?
Pic related, everyone who bought into Evolve from the beginning lost almost everything they earned, getting 3000 credits instead which isn't even enough to buy a skin.
>>344484004
they got 3000 good boy points that can be used towards the purchase of a 5000gbp tendie when stage 3 arrives
>>344484004
I didn't buy the game and I got 3000 credits in the beginning, I've also been playing for only 2 days and somehow got the "day 4 daily play bonus unlock"
>>344483496
Stage 3 is more of stage 2 but for consoles as well.
>>344484004
That's bollocks. Founders got to keep everything they had unlocked, why do you think people are buying cheap product keys?
I'm playing it right now.
ask me anything.its really, really mediocre.
I'm amazed at the number of bugs in a game released 2 years ago.
>>344482959
yes evolve is finally how it should be
its very good
settle down autist
>>344484836
I haven't seen any bug in the game, but Matchmaking is quite possibly a portal into limbo or even hell
I'm surprised by how few people has assault set as preference. I thought for sure the dps class would be the most popular.
>>344482959
Yeah, Idk I played for about 3hrs earlier today and it was alright. Monsters seem over powered as fuck but it's whatever. It's worth the download. I'm glad I didn't spend money on it last year when it first came out though.
>bought founders key for $10.
>unlocked almost everything.
Thank you based key resellers.
>>344486067
When both the hunters suck and the monster suck, hunters win every time.
When both sides are decent, monster wins.
When both sides are actually good, it can go either way.
There is legitimately zero way to beat a well coordinated premade Hunter team who don't suck though. Zero.
The caveat to this is, If the monster is good but only 3 people on the Hunter team are good the Monster is going to stomp them because you can't carry a retard once the monster gets to stage 2. All in all it's surprisingly balanced for being so asymmetrical. Not perfect, but adequate.
Having a good time with it, definitely worth a play now it's gone free.
It's fucking impossible to play/win as Monster unless you're pro-tier or hunters are pure shit (the latter being quite likely right now). Also can't play stealthy as monster, and escaping/fleeing is tough too, for the hunters as well actually.
Aside from the game, the store and options are kinda shit but at least it's not too difficult to unlock stuff (borderline p2win with the perks though.)
>>344485827
Support is bro-tier, low-pressure, and attracts the least attention from the monster. Trappers are pretty similar to this too now that the dome has been changed.
Question though, what determines how long the arena stays up now? Sometimes it seems to stay up forever, other times it only lasts a few seconds even if the hunters don't get downed?
How am I supposed to stay alive as medic? The monster just pounds me, constantly, over and over like a fucktoy until I'm dead the second we lock it down. Even when jetpacking around, firing healing grenades at myself and using my healing burst, I'm almost always down by the time the arena is down. What do?
>>344486925
>what determines how long the arena stays up now?
It's 5 minutes, every time a Hunter is downed the time is reduced by 3 minutes. It also drops when the Monster loses 25% of its actual HP HP.
>>344484004
Oh battleborn, at least he played enough to get all those elite skins. Battleborn is so dead they can't get anything.
>>344486925
Any good monster will go straight for the support after taking down the healer.
>>344482959
I tried playing as monster against bots it was kinda shit
How did they make controlling giant rape machine boring I will never know
>>344487209
Playing against bots is boring in any game retard.
>>344484004
>I don't recommend this game because my epeen progress is reset
Great review +10
>>344482959
played during beta, it was fun. never bought it. playing it again now and it's a lot better. i only play monster though.
>>344487027
Abuse your Jetpack. The biggest advantage Hunters have over the monster in direct combat is that they can shoot while using their Jetpack to jump up on cliffs, but the Monster can't attack while it climbs. Go up, when the Monster followers, Jet to another elevated position, and so on. It also really helps if your team has a Support that isn't completely retarded. The support is meant to peel for you.
>>344483890
Yeah OP needs to learn to stop projecting so much.
>Shitty netcode(One guy dropped or crash during loading cause the whole party to freeze)
>Shitty optimization (HURRAY CRYENGINE)
>Missing shader causing CPU throttling in all core.
>Shitty balance(b-b-but BETA)
two days in and I already know why the game fail hard.
Solid game handled by incompetent dev.
>>344485615
I saw a hunter fall through the map and die, and a monster get stuck in a wall
>>344487572
gorgon da best fight me
>>344487027
Always approach a fight with a least 2 jetpack bar left.
When the monster is focusing you stay in sight of the support and hope he isn't a complete retard.
Yeah i am not impressed.
why do they call her gorgon?it's short for gorgonzolla, because she's just that god damn cheesy.
>>344488027
senpai,gorgon is my favorite too
>>344488240
Because she freezes players in place with her web?
>Didn't pre-order because I'm not an idiot
>Waited for reviews, didn't buy it on release
>Waited for sales, low player count, dead game
>Waited to go F2P
>Downloaded and having fun right now
>Didn't spend a dime
Feels good
>Meant to buy Slim
>Accidentally buy Crow
Whoops. Anyway who are some fun hunters (and monsters despite not playing that much, I guess) for someone who barely has anything unlocked?
What is the best class to play as for a beginner?
>>344488647
Monster, specially now that Meteor Goliath is free. OP as fuck
>>344488647
Support or Trapper.
Don't get close to the monster. The only person who should be getting close to the Monster is the Assault.
Also, if the Monster downs but doesn't kill your teammate, don't fucking run over to them. It's a trap.
>>344488469
i don't have anything unlocked besides gorgon and i don't regret a thing if you wanna some fun as a monster get her
>bought the bae game before it came out for 8 dollars
>enjoyed it
>now enjoying it again
160 hours in the game.
I don't mind it being free.
the amazing desire for things to fail here is amazing. anyways it's fucking free, I'm just going to download it and find out if it's good or shit.
>Hunters are boring and basic FPS stuff
>Monsters are actually fun
>>344484004
That's what they deserve for buying into hype.
>>344489372
>be forced to pick medic
b-but i wanna hurt things
not make them feel better
Is Bucket supposed to suck ass? His rocket launcher does like 40 dmg and has a slow ass rate of fire plus a long reload time. Meanwhile, the fucking Medic EMET shoots a barrage of rockets which all do 40 dmg plus his tracking darts which does an extra 25.
>>344489620
play lazarus or slim then.
>>344489620
Make sure you use your lips well, you heal slut. And NO TEETH!
>>344487153
Unless its Hank, who needs to die first
As a F2P game it's fun! unfortunately it has that same fading luster as Battlefront EA did. It's cool at first and you can't wait to see all the weapons and locations and play all the things.
And then you play all the things and there's nothing left. Each week they rotate 4 hunters and one monster and I think they rotate the maps as well. So unless you spend keys on hunters or monsters you're always confined to just 5 possible characters. Plus the one hunter and one monster you get from doing the tutorial.
In order to get new monsters and hunters and shit, you must play the game to get silver keys. Being a launch weekend, TRS has graciously given us double keys for the whole weekend! Unfortunately, double keys is still a measely rate of earning; when you completely dominate a game and bust out some crazy fucking stats for a twenty minute game, you'll get like, 100 keys, maybe 200 or 300 if you complete some challenges while in game (which, by the way, those challenges are ONE-TIME PAY-OUTS. If you get a bonus for winning 5 games in a row, then lose, you won't get another bonus for winning five gams in a row). Average Hunter is something like 5 or 6 grand, most expensive I think is 8000. Most expensive monster is 9000 I think. So to get the good hunters or the most OP monsters (more on that in a moment) you need to play a healthy number of games with the measely content you are given.
As for the monsters themselves. If you are pubbing, monster almost always wins. If you have a premade, hunters almost always win. There's no middle ground. Also, Gorgon, Kraken, and Wraith are practically guaranteed wins. The balance is totally fucked. The only fun games are against Goliaths.
Play it while the population is booming and while the novelty is still there, because it'll fade fast. For the moment, I am still having moderate amounts of fun.
>>344489753
Healing as EMET is a nightmare though. No one understand they need to be close to you or the grenades to be healed.
>>344490356
>Average Hunter is something like 5 or 6 grand, most expensive I think is 8000. Most expensive monster is 9000 I think
Monster is 6500.. hunter is 5500
>mfw fighting wraith for the first time
jesus fucking Christ how are you supposed to hit this thing
>>344490579
Aim.
>>344490548
Wraith is 9000, Kraken is 8000, Parnell is 8000. The good shit is very expensive.
>>344490452
I think he is meant to act like a 2nd Assault. His turrets can do good damage but its not reliable because the damage is position based. You also need to hit alot of your rockets on point to make it worth.
Whereas with, lets say hank, you can shield an assault to let him deal reliable damage or a healer so s/he can self-heal while shielded.
Bucket is pretty much redundant, which is unfortunate.
>>344490579
>enemy monster is wraith
>spends the entire match spamming jumps and his dash/explode to continue running
>22 minutes of chasing him
>never even leveled up
That was the only wraith I've ever seen. What the fuck are you supposed to actually do as him?
>>344482959
They fucked the "founders" with this and removed all their paid content, then gave them about 30 minutes work worth of in game currency/XP as a way to say sorry. In a few months they'll release a unique skin for each monster/hunter that'll just be a palette swap instead of a brand new model, and call it a day
IT'S DONE, KIDDO
>>344488770
>it's a trap if you're a retard
>otherwise you nade the area and it's a trap for the monster
Git gud.
>>344490830
meant for
>>344489753
>>344490874
>never leveled up
You were playing a shitty wraith; probably some new player that looked up "how to play Op monsters" on youtube and just used those two moves over and over because they lacked knowledge of how to actually play the game.
In truth, playing against wraith, just bend over. 99% you'll lose in the end, just get the game over with so you can move on. Her traverse rate is fucking ridiculous, her damage is fucking ridiculous, all of her abilities are absolute killers. She's just really fucking good, and she's been complained about since the game made retail release.
They still haven't been able to fix her to be fair, so take that as a hint of how good their balancing department is.
>>344490874
>him
Wraith is stealth play. Sneak around the map eating things and getting strong, then ambush the hunters and wreck them.
>>344482959
You're pathetic
Download the fucking game
>>344490915
>They fucked the "founders" with this and removed all their paid content
What are you talking about?
I reinstalled for the first time in months and all the hunters and monsters I had unlocked are there and ready to play
>>344490579
You don't. Even if you do shoot it it'll just instantly teleport halfway across the map and continue to do so until it's level 3, and when that happens, you better be near the generator, because if you aren't it'll destroy it before you can even get close to it. The only winning move against the wraith is to quit.
How do you beat Gorgon? That things movement is insane.
>>344490809
Wait are the starter characters more expensive or something?
I have those characters from founders. All season pass 1 and 2 characters are 5.5k for me, and the Gorgon was 6.5k.
Wraith is most fun against bads, as soon as the planet scan wears off I double back behind them and abduct the slowest one. Half the time they die by the time the dome goes up. That said the game gets boring after 8 hours
>im not trapped in here with you you're locked in here with me!
>>344484312
You get to keep all the original characters, and any DLC you bought, skins or characters, you also get all those skins from the "PLEASE PLAY OUR GAME" weekends
Anything you unlocked in the game like badges or elite skins? NOPE, GOTTA UNLOCK THAT SHIT AGAIN.
>>344490874
You're a lucky faggot. The two wraiths I've fought got to level 2 in literally 1 minute and then proceeded to rape my entire team in about the same amount of time.
Wraith is super fucking broken to anyone who knows how to play him.
>they're expecting people to play it
>for free
>>344488465
hey looks it's me
how's it hangin'
>>344491402
Gorgon is another case of broken balance, which I think it's a by-product of their hunter rotation system. The free hunters for this week are just BAD against Gorgon, so Gorgon wrecks nearly all the time.
Her acid Spit and Web blast thing are the only two useful skills she has. The spider bomb thing is a nice distraction but it's not worth putting points into before you've maxed out acid spit and spider web thing.
The spit can down a hunter from full health stupidly fast. The web has a shitton of push back and a respectable amount of damage. And you're rate, her traversal is fucking insane. She covers more ground than the wraith, which means engagements happen when the Gorgon wants them to happen. If the gorgon player has even a modicum of intelligence, you won't catch her until she's level 3. If you're REALLY lucky, you'll force her into one engagement when she's level 2 then the dome drops and you won't see her again until she wants you to.
Kraken is fucked for the time being because the two assaults you have access to both have measely ranged options. Markov's AR only does 18 dmg per hit and Hyde's chaingun does like, 19 or something. So you're primary damage dealers are forced to use their worse weapons because the Krakan is in the air 99% of the time and nowhere near close enough for the flamethrower or electro-gun.
Not only that, but there's always the chance the free hunters for the week are just bad. Hank is absolutely awful, even moreso against a kraken because his orbital bombardment becomes useless. Hyde is basically a worse version of Markov. Caira's heal grenade launcher actually takes some amount of aiming skill to use, and runs out of utility quick unless your team is all bunched up, which they often aren't because it's a death sentence. And the Trapper for the week is only useful for his tracking darts. That's it. This week's hunters are garbage.
>>344491468
I never had the game at release so I don't know which characters are season pass 1 or 2 characters. All I know is some hunters are 5k, some are 8k, there's one that's like 3k.
Gorgon is 6.5k, you got that right. But Wraith, and Kraken are VERY expensive compared to what you earn per game.
>>344482959
INFLUX
OF
WRIATH
PORN!
Is Lennox any good?
>>344492752
That exists to begin with?
>>344492282
That's weird. The starter characters are more expensive.
>>344482959
>Devs giving people like Lirik and Soda 200k evolve points so that they can skip the grind
>People watching assume it's easy to get all the abilities/skills when it takes months of grinding
Pretty shady if you ask me.
>>344493042
I heard about this on steam discussions.
That's retarded as fuck.
Speaking of silver keys.
When are they going to start selling them?
How are they going to start making money off this game?
>>344490356
>If you are pubbing, monster almost always wins
maybe I got lucky or the monster was shit but I won 4 in a row as a hunter, I played hank all 4 times and I shielded whoever was getting rekt by the monster, I also bombed the shit out of the monster a couple times which I'm pretty sure had a huge impact on the game
>>344493159
When they leave beta i'd imagine. This was probably a test: "Okay, let's see how many are actually interested in our game by now..."
>>344492964
Very little.
But as an Xeno lover i have acquired most of the good onesI would post them but they are 2lewd4chan
>>344493042
>Lirik
I've been seeing this guy a lot in Overwatch and I trash him every time. Didn't realize he was a well known Youtuber.
>>344482959
I can understand why this game failed as hard as it did, it wasn't just the insane DLC policy, the fucking thing is so goddamn boring, ever since I got a monster that was a bit more agile I only ever encounter the hunters when I'm level 3 already and for a hunter to even get to the monster its another tedios bullshit because you have to hope that the player fucks up for you to even get near him and the combat is incredibly unbalance, as soon as the medic is taken down you can just mow down everyone
else
I honestly feel sorry for the people who actually put money on this unbalanced mess
>play Bucket
>Trapper uses Planet Scanner
>wait a sec then use Mechanized Recharge so that Trapper can use Planet Scanner again to narrow position of monster
>Trapper just keeps running, not using the ability again
>Type in chat "Hey, use PScanner again dude"
>no response
>no one takes advantage of the cooldown reset
Every player, especially Trappers have been like this every game. It's mind-boggling.
>>344491127
does the behemoth or whatever still take headshot damage all over its body? I heard it was shit because of that
>>344493407
Lirik regularly plays with pros and top streamers who carry him. He's not that good and is probably only around rank 50-60 realistically.
>>344494114
No idea. Behemoth isn't even available to purchase. It's ON the monster list, but you can't get it. No idea why.
>>344493969
>play Bucket
There's your problem. Cabot makes for the best Support. Hell, even Sunny is better Support than Bucket. It's like you wanna play on Dante Must Die mode.
>>344494495
Sunny is better than Cabot
>>344487450
And the game he bought was removed?
And his items were taken away?
And all progress was erased?
Fuck yourself. This company fucked him over.
>>344494537
Can Sunny debuff the monster? Can you use a shield barrier on an ally BEFORE they get hit? Sunny is trash. Even Kala is better, though she's at least least not as bad as Bucket.
Bucket < Sunny < Kala < Hank < Cabot
>>344494694
Absolute scrub detected
>>344494495
You're probably right. I thought with the rework he would be better but obviously not in public games where no one has even a sense of teamwork or coordination.
What monster has the highest mobility? I want to be a huge pussy and run away from every encounter until I'm stage 3 so I can wreck.
WE ESPORTS NOW
I've been waiting for this moment for so long to tell you fuckers that you were wrong.
Evolve is going to be bigger than ever.
>>344494741
Sweetie, I bought this game Day 1 and have an elite status on most of the hunters, with the only ones I don't have that status for on Kala, Jack and EMET. I've got all the experience I need to make these accusations.
>>344494359
behemoth is garbage right now, they took him out of the shop so scrubs don't buy him and ragequit/complain. if you already had him before f2p you can still play him.
>>344494869
Behemoth
>>344494954
Can you give us a quick rundown of best characters for each role?
Man I unlocked Griffin and he's pretty fun.
>Sound spike choke points on map to track monster in between scanners
>Just stand on opposite end of monster in relation to medic/support
>Harpoon and laugh as they slowly flail around
>MFW monsters try and focus me down for being so annoying
Much better than Abe it seems in comparison. Harpoon gun seems more reliable and sound spikes work really well.
>>344493407
You can make your name anything you want in overwatch you dingus. There are likely hundreds of liriks.
What makes this a beta? The game was already out before.
Wait what? Is the full game f2p now?
Finally, I've wanted to play it for so long, but didn't want to literally throw my money away.
>>344496439
Character reworks, balance changes, map changes, buying characters and perks, challenges, and character rotation.
>>344496609
But what makes it a beta? Is it unfinished?
>>344496934
Probably ironing out the f2p mechanics.
>>344496934
It's a trial period to see if anyone still cares about Evolve.
Apparently a lot of people do.
>>344497068
I always thought it looked interesting, just not 60$ plus two season passes interesting
Why did it fail? It's honestly a really cool concept, and I could at least say the monsters look neat.
Who is the best assault?
>>344496597
yep, the grind is insane as you would expect from a F2P game however, having to choose between buying characters or perks with your keys sucks
>>344497487
Not enough game for $60 and all the push for DLC put everyone off.
>>344497487
terrible business model
TERRIBLE business model
I remember it was something like 120$ of dlc on launch day
>>344497595
Can't you just buy founders for $5 and get everything? Or was there no compensation for the founders?
>>344497487
It had $150 of Day 1 DLC with a full $60 price tag for the game itself. Cancer.
>>344495681
Cabot, Caira, Hyde and all the trappers suck.
![[PosedLook] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 05 [A86B82A5].mkv_snapshot_05.47_[2016.03.22_04.52.22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n2JZFRa.jpg "[PosedLook] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 05 [A86B82A5].mkv_snapshot_05.47_[2016.03.22_04.52.22].jpg")
>>344482959
>HAHAHAHA
>So should I play it?
so all of the standard /v/ faggotry aside what the fuck is up with this game. I'm trying it out on training and every time I kill someone I turn around to slap someone elses shit and the other person is immediately revived! do I have to sit on this fucker until hes super dead or can I drag his corpse? seriously I'm getting raped by the computer while killing them at the same time
>>344498694
There's a healer that can quickly revive, and other teammates can "Hold F" to get others up.
>>344498796
from what I can tell I killed the healer, how am I not strong enough to make them think twice about reviving their team. I just walk back up to them and start slapping their shit and they still get back up.
>>344498961
You know a downed teammate also has a health bar right? It's constantly on the down before they officially die, but you can cut it short ever faster if you keep attacking them while they're down.
this game is fun as fuck, holy shit I'm glad they rebalanced it.
>>344498694
The skull that appears in place of their health when you down them is a second health bar. When it empties they die, when it fills get the back up. If they die they can respawn after 120 seconds.
As a Monster you want to down them then get them to 50% and leave them. That way it's hard for their teammates to get them up, and they can't respawn and fuck you.
>>344492821
LENNOX IS GOD MODE. Lance the fuck out of any monster and win.Except the piece of shit wraith, who will kill everyone before you do.
>monster stealth isn't fair to stupid players, take it out of the game!
Ho-lee fuck.
So what, are you just supposed to haul ass constantly since the hunters know your rough location at all times now?
>>344499514
Yes. Take speed or Traversal perks, be sanic. Bait them into doming you once you're ready to evolve to stage 2. Down a hunter then haul ass and evolve while the dome is on cooldown. Eat to full armor then fuck them up in stage 2, or repeat and go to stage 3.
Lennox will fuck you up if you're Goliath though.
>>344484004
Aw fuck, I have 2 elite skins
One of them I really liked...
I bet they're fucking gone...
>>344493573
It wasn't this unbalanced before the f2p update, for some retard reason they decided to fuck everything up again.
>>344494495
Bucket is better than Sunny, the mech recharge alone makes him better.
>>344487110
>It also drops when the Monster loses 25% of its actual HP HP.
woah woah woah, no. No.
Stage 1 is a loss of 4% of your health
Stage 2 is 6.5%
Stage 3 is 8%
>>344497487
$200 Day 1 DLC
New hunters/monsters were generally OP as fuck
Just awful game balance that never seems to get fixed
>>344500150
Even more bullshit. Also not having the dome restricted to the Trapper just makes it easier for the monster to target the medic in order to cripple the team and escape the dome quicker.
>>344499429
>attack healer and support perfectly saves them
>attack support and healer perfectly saves them
is cpu just garbage to learn against because I kept charging the healer away from the rest of them and somehow the support was always perfectly able to stop her from dying.
>>344487450
shut the fuck up you dumb faggot
if you put time into a game and unlocked things with your dedication they shouldnt be taken away
>>344501057
CPU is generally harder to deal with than actual players because it knows what it's meant to do and it has perfect aim.
>>344486707
It's far from balanced.
It's just like it was before, except now bucket my favorite character is cancer.
>stage 3 is even more dogshit useless
>become easier to hit, little more life and 2 skill points
>for the enemy to get +max life and easier to fucking hit (this is very bad)
>Rogue Val, Bucket, Crow, any assault
>impossible to fucking kill ANYONE
>slowed, roaching no longer costs fuel, SLOW CLIMBING LE SLOW FUCKING CLIMBING
>you literally cannot kill rogue val, her instant heal and armor from bucket and his CD recharge is broken
>the only way to win against roaching and infinite hp is kraken, like before
it's so fucking infuriating, I had 350k damage as goliath and I could not fucking win.
>>344501523
seriously fuck this shit. I got to level 3 before they even saw me once and holy fuck i even ambushed one of them but HEY ITS TIME FOR PERFECTO SHIELDING ON WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT WHENEVER
>be medic
>never need to heal anyone because the second monster spots me he only goes for me until i'm down
game sux
>>344502186
Your team sucks. The monster is only doing the most logical thing.
Either that or you suck. Stay away from the monster. Most healers are best from far away.
So with orbital tracker/smaller maps is there any reason to use monster stealth?
Got 3 movement speed boosts and I'm on a 10 game win streak, the only time I lost was when I tried to be stealthy
Seems the hunters can't catch me as long as I'm not obvious about my path
Tbf I'm playing meteor
>>344502874
Use feeding speed perks over movement, you already have enough movement on MG
>tfw on a winning streak and afraid to play again
I bought a key for $10 and now I have all these characters I want to try
Behemoth seems kinda shit, he's cool that he can get around so fast but in combat he's not mobile at all so you can't dodge gunfire well
Bought Wraith and Gorgon, they're both really fun. Is Behemoth worth getting, or should I start saving for hunters and perks?
>>344502484
there's only so many times I can jetpack dodge away from it when i'm locked in the arena. once i'm out i'm nothing more than a punching bag, and once i'm down he can just graze through the rest of the team like nothing.
>>344502965
How is eating speed better?
To be clear I am having no trouble as monster, I've only ever lost once
>>344503119
It gives you a faster feeding route overall than movement speed would and lets you recover armor faster from feeding if you do get rekt.
Is wasteland maggy worth the price? About to buy my first hunter and she seems pretty cool
>found a way to leave the match without it being counted as a loss
>now skip all WRAITH matches from the start
>win ratio from 0.75 went to is 1.22
noice
I can masterbate to that
>>344503243
Just go buy a founders key for 5 bucks off of some site and you get her and the original Maggie and a bunch of other shit.
>Play Lennox
>Goliath hits stage 3, tries to go for the relay
>Big ass fight
>Team dies when monster's at minimal health
>Goliath leaps at me
>I leap at Goliath
>Kill it
Not gonna get a better moment than that
No reason to play any more
>>344502965
>>344503234
The fedding speed perks also have movement speed on them.
Huh, I'm actually liking it.
Managed to win 3 in a row as meteor goliath, against a bunch of >10 hunters, and I was 4.
Pretty good.
>monsters cost 9500
>get 90 silver for a win
This is going to be so fun once the leveling/achievement bonuses run out.
Also don't buy bronze/silver perks, get them from leveling characters.
>>344482959
please get off this board and go to bed, cancer
>>344503468
how
>>344504218
>This is going to be so fun once the leveling/achievement bonuses run out.
Is this your first F2P game ever?
>>344503556
I already started playing, can I still use a key like that?
>>344504380
By winning against normal monsters unless he is a cheater or better than the team against him?
there is a simple math behind w/l ratio
>>344504473
Yeah. Go check on G2A or some shit
>>344503556
>>344504582
There's a "Evolve + monster expansion pack" key, what do I get extra for buying that instead of only a "Evolve" key?
>>344504632
nothing I believe
>>344497487
>Why did it fail?
Because retards like >>344498023 amd >>344500181 spread misinfo about how the game had a ton of day 1 DLC when it didn't.
The only DLC it had day 1 were skins and unlock shortcuts. The shit people assume was day 1 DLC was just options to prepurchase shit that hadn't come out yet.
>>344504582
G2A is showing the cheapest keys at over $10. I'm not really sure this game is worth that much.
Why is a team that wants to win still not allowed to run anything but hank and sometimes sunny
How long until Battleborn goes F2P?
>>344504863
should have gotten one for ~$3 two days ago.
So is there any good porn ofman eating plant?
>>344504963
because any monster with half a brain is going to focus your medic and you need the shields and/or jetpack boost to keep them alive.
>>344504739
>>344504632
Got it.
Got all monsters except Gorgon, a bunch of Hunters, the 3k keys, and a bunch of skins.
>Gorgon can stick to walls
>Sounds neat!
>Try it out
>Requires the wall to be perfectly flat and not too high
>Usually just mean making yourself an extremely easy target
A little disappointed desu. Should have gone Kraken.
Just got done playing a few rounds after about a year of not touching...
>Trapper is worthless, anyone can deploy dome
>No wondering if the monster is in the dome or not, announcer tells you if it is or not
>UI tells you when the dome will capture the monster just by pushing a button
>No fake-out plays by the monster at the start of a round, the Trapper can now just point to what direction the monster is
>Support can no longer cloak and run away if the team fucks up
>Shekels to buy abilities
>Shekels to buy characters
>Shekels to get back the skills I had already unlocked a year ago
>Can't back out of class if you get it to allow others to grab it if you want to trade
And i'll never touch it again
>>344504218
>Also don't buy bronze/silver perks, get them from leveling characters.
FUCK
It's breddy good bra. Just won three games with my man Kraken. Walking is for chumps.
>>344505778
>>No fake-out plays by the monster at the start of a round, the Trapper can now just point to what direction the monster is
because it was advantage for the monster and borefest for the hunters and main reason people abandoned it
Just read reviews from media outlets, youtubecancer and user reviews - they all said the same
>Can't back out of class if you get it to allow others to grab it if you want to trade
you can actually
>>344505975
>tfw spent 1.5k on a shitty silver perk
S-sorry
>>344494954
you sound just about autistic enough to have bought this game day 1 so i believe you
>>344482959
>HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAAAHHHAHHAHHA
>OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HAHHAHA
>Worth a download?
fucking retard
>been on the fence of buying evolve for a few weeks
>only €5, why not
>naah, no one is playing
>shit goes f2p
I'm a good goy
>>344505975
>>344506143
Don't worry, I'm lvl 48 with Abe and so far unlocked only around 11 perks, 7 full.
out of 235
so yeah it will take you 3-4 months of straight 10hrs of play to unlock thekm all without credits
listen more to retards
>>344506076
>borefest
Evolve went from a game of hide-and-seek to a game of tag
Maybe it's more fun in short burst rounds (like Overwatch) but it's not nearly as satisfying as a 20 minute match of yelling to each of your team members that you think you might have found the monster in the other side of the map but actually he was behind you in a bush...
It's a shitty first-person MMO with a gimmick of asymmetrical multiplayer
>>344482959
I probably will have a few friends who want to play it. Its free so don't really have anything to lose besides a few hours of time.
>>344484004
hes right though
>>344504812
it literally had 120$ DLC and next to no content
new monsters and hunters were unbalanced as fuck after release
>>344482959
>match gets you 300 coins average
>a small upgrade cost 4000 coins
>matches are 95% chasing after some dipshit for 10 minutes
>some monsters can just float in the air and you can't attack them because your jetpack uses fuel and takes 30 secs to recharge
>>344506465
You mean a bad goy, and a good jew.
I got the coins for a new hunter and I'm thinking of getting Lennox. Is she shit or no?
>>344507530
She's okay. The only good thing about her is the whip but that's strong enough to make the monster want to come after you. Leap is alright and the autocannon is pretty bad
She's not too good against a wraith though. Clones make it too hard to keep a multiplier or get its attention
D-did I do good /v/?
I am loving Lennox so far. She feels like she is actually doing damage and if the Monster ignores me. As almost 100% of them do. at least I can punish the shit out of them.
>>344482959
G-guysWhat's stage 3?
>>344508061DEATH
>>344507856
Thanks mate. At least she looks cool.
I don't get it, I though that game was a whole lot of fun desu
Best part was playing the monster and chasing my friends
I guess that's why it didn't do well, """""""gamers"""""""""" don't actually have friends
>>344503117
>what is a Trapper?
>what is team cloak?
>what is pure fucking uninterrupted DPS?
Yeah, sounds like either you or your team sucks ass. Probably both.
>tfw I ruined my 7 win streak
monster is fun as fuck, I can't see myself doing the hunter thing because I hate chasing after monsters
>>344509083
>Team cloak doesn't exist anymore
>Trapper doing anything except against a Goliath, which even then all he does is slow down his traversal and jump skills
The only thing a medic could do is roach on cliffs and hope their team has a Hank/Sunny
>>344492089
>Hank is absolutely awful
>the Trapper for the week is only useful for his tracking darts
I mean Hank's gotten nerfed to hell and back but still. And Abe has his slow orbs, that's hell for Kraken.
The fuck you on about?
>>344507091
>it literally had 120$ DLC
Not at launch. The vast majority of that shit was season passes for DLC that wasn't out yet you retard.
>>344510838
That's worse. A lot worse.
I want to learn this game
What is the basic game plan for the monster? Run around eating stuff, if they trap you, you fight until the dome wears off, eat a little more, get stage 3, then what? you go for the relay but you just hit it and ignore the hunters or you kill them first?
>>344497551
Lennox > Hyde > Blitz Markov > Markov > Parnell > Tovald
>>344512142
Pick Hydra
Stick Banshee Mines at the spawn point
Jump the hunters right away
Win
>>344512142
Just pick the blue flame goliath monster, wait for them to come down and just spam your skills until they're dead. Works everytime
>>344512223
Felt that way. I am whipping the piss out of monsters now unless they are directly attacking me. Which is the godamn point. No one seems to be able to slow them down and monsters know to go after the supports and medics while the Assaults try to play catch up with little real CC. At least with her I am chunking damage if they are oblivious.
>mfw I run into a guy with 55 wins
is there some kind of ultimate god tier hunter cheese?
>>344513741
Yeah, it's called the monsters are overpowered now due to buffs.
Roaching is nerfed to shit and the monsters get 4 points at level 1 instead of 3
>>344513741
Shit medics
>>344513741
No, it's called "TurtleRock is incompetent and 1 years old paid cheat tool still works by this day kek"
Tried myself. "Infravisor: works like a charm, cooldwon 1s too
some other things don't though, like regen for monster hp
>>344515175
Monster HP doesn't regen. Ever.
>>344513741
yeah, its called wraith
>>344517089
I thought evolving gave you some hp back?
how is this game fun?
>>344517519
It's a fun game, it may become repetitive soon, but at first it's really fun
>>344487134
False.Battleborn is epic.
>>344517709
feminism is awesome!!!!
>>344517519
It has potential to be fun, new players don't know how to play the monster and hunters are guaranteed to win. It doesn't help that the tutorial is bare bone and doesn't explain the multiplayer match
who /griffin/ here?
>Lobby is full
>Lobby is full
>medics that run away from people
>medics that stay behind when the monster is domed and die to plants
>trapper that never hits 4
>wraith
Finished the tutorial, played two matches, uninstalled.
As far as asymmetrical multiplayer games go, I had much more fun with Nosgoth.Even though it was objectively shit.
>>344484004
Evolve failed harder but wasn't necessarily cucked. It was just awful and nobody wanted to play it. Battleborn was totally cucked by Overwatch.
Evolve asked a girl out and was laughed at because he was 5 feet tall, roughly spherical, and smelled faintly of cum.
Battleborn asked a girl out, went on dates with her, moved in with her, and then one night came home from work early to find Overwatch balls deep in her.
>>344518898
That's cheating, not cucking.
>set it to have no preference to get some experience with every role in the game
>almost no one has a monster preference, but instead they always have some human role preference
>been a monster 4/5 times
I honestly expected the opposite
>>344518257
>support that plays as a fucking assault
>lul bro I'm not a medic
>>344519459
>play medic, try to heal people all the time
>they keep running away and behind walls
>get some weakpoints/use darts on the monster while everyone is at full hp
>LOL YOU SHITTER HEAL ME YOU DO NO DAMAGE
>>344482959
yes, itsfun
>>344482959
Try it while it's still hot.
>Told that Gorgon is good
>Tried it
>It's just a shittier version of Meteor Goliath
The web swing is retarded too. It's just leap, except it makes you go higher so you can be seen from the other side of the map.
>no stage 4 cancer maymays
for what purpose?
>>344517709
EPIC BADASS FEMINISM!
>>344497723
Yeah that works, you'd unlock everything then.
>>344519358
Why? The monster sucks. All of them.
>>344521903
You suck dick. Elder Kraken is RAPE TIER.
>>344520760
>able to traverse the map with ease by webslinging
>able to stick to walls in a comfy web
>able to vomit acid and shot web from above
>able to drop from the ceiling onto a hunter for a nearly one hit KO
I don't want to say you're shit at her, but I've never lost a game yet.
>>344522026
Webslinging is objectively worse than Goliath leap. I tried sticking to walls. It just didn't work, anywhere high enough to be out of line of sight just wasn't stickable. Maybe it was just the map, but it's a real pain.
>Acid
Shorter range Goliath Fire breathe.
>Ambush
Legit but you need to find a wall you can actually stick to first.
Gorgon isn't good unless they make it possible to stick to more walls, and higher.
>>344484004
KEKED
UCKED
CKED
KED
ED
D
>>344518898
What the fuck is this faggot analogy
>>344482959
>it has right now 2 times the amount of players than release day
talk about some sad story
>>344520760
Maybe I'm just using Goliath wrong, but I find that Gorgon has a WAY easier time of getting around the maps quickly.
With Goliath, I feel like I'm constantly struggling to stay just one step ahead of the hunters. With Gorgon, I'm comfortably ahead of them at all times.
>>344522026
does he get a damage bonus if you detach and hit someone before you land?
>>344522409
Try focusing on increased feeding speed. The less time you spend eating, the more time you spend moving.
>>344522409
Yeah, you're using the wrong perks. For Goliath, get the +Feeding Speed + Movement speed, then get the silver version of that perk, then get the Gold +15% movement speed perk. It totals to around 160% movement speed and +120% feeding speed, and this benefits your Leap, since Leap is based on momentum. You just RUN, no stealth, just be sanic.
>play alone
>monster always wins
>play in a stack
>hunters always win
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>344522581
I'm probably not the first person to have said it, but the perk system in this game is fucked.
>160% movement speed and +120% feeding speed
That seems like a huge advantage. I have nowhere near the keys to get all that.
>>344522718
Just keep playing, don't feel discouraged that you're not doing as well now. Gotta have that challenge at first before you become a pubstomping god.
>>344522718
You unlock perks passively as you level up, you don't have to buy them.
>>344522594
/thread.
