Now: Super metroid
Next: Super Mario RPG
Later: Oi Vey Mario 64 incentive run to beat last years goal. dont forget for your chance to win a $250 console as a grand prize for a $1 million charity event
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
slow
ZOAST
O
A
S
T
memes
If only blechy was there...
>talking about races on stream
THAT'S RACIST
zoast is a sweet polite boy and a want to give him gentle kisses
>raising more money for CHARITY is bad
why is /v/ full of shitheads?
rokka no yuusha
>>344482379
Blueglass has colon cancer
Werster was banned for being too Australian
Bonesaw's run reached critical mass levels of fun, they won't allow it.
phantoon death inc
All these people really want to have animals killed if they can be helped from charity?
>>344482459
ZOAST IS TOAST
Why are BEHEMOTH and SWEETNUMB there?
They're shit.
Should've been just OATSNGOATS and ZOATS
>>344482512
>charity
he he he he he
>>344482512
Thats a wierd way to spell "raising money for ISIS medical treatment"
>>344482516
>Using Virtual Console for this
Man, it's like he wants to lose.
>>344482512
>he thinks GDQ actually donates the money to charity.
>>344482369
INB4 Stephen "motherfucking" Colbert donates 200K pushing it to record levels but he wanted to wait until the end for drama. Screencap this.
Did people stop donating for one straight minute? I-is it dying?
What is keeping one of these guys from modding their SNES to give them a slight edge in terms of framerate?
Can they kill top right already please
Just got back home after being a le wageslave
>1M donated
Guess they pulled the goyim bots for the last day
>>344482369
4 Way Races are absolutely retarded.
Too much going on to be able to pay attention without knowing context of the actual game.
I sure hope no one dies and forfeits this race :^)
>based behemoth playing on virtual console purely for that silky smooth 60 fps
who else /behemoth/ here?
so much game to come
Are they intentionally undermining Behemoth?
>>344482557
ZOAST WITH THE MOST
OATSNGOATS, TAKE MORE NOTES
>>344482572
That's actually a good question. Who do you think? My moneys on Oats. He's got the WR, he's practicing EVERY DAY non stop.
He'll have to fuck up hard to lose.
i miss the trannies
i liked seeing all the abuse in twitch chat and here
humblebundle money will be tallied to throw it over and give the sm64 run
screencap this
>Item Room music just makes me think of this
>>344482512
>raising money for ISIS is bad
Hmm dunno why
>>344482639
That isn't anything compared to the surprise jewish scheme they dropped at the end, anon
>hey goys donate 200k more to get a SM64 race!
Why wasn't caveman invited to this speedrace?
How is Oats in the lead already? Was there a trick already?
>>344482690
He's the underdog with the wildest spread.
He'll either surprise everyone and sweep this shit, or fail spectacularly.
Place your bets
https://www.strawpoll.me/10709864
>>344482690
this show had some good butts
god damn brinstar music is so gid
>60 FPS
SONYSHITS BTFO
>>344482714
if not humble then the yetee will do it
>>344482369
Who's the semen demon holding the sign
Why don't they raise money for stem cell research or space exploration, something like that which matters in the long term?
>>344482704
yeah, Oats is in the best shape right now.
lol at all these delusional Zoast nuthuggers.
>1,050,000+ raised
Nice, already about 1/4th of the way to SM64
>>344482780
He only plays PS1 games
>>344482821
the manager of this whole event
>>344482704
oats will beat zoast by 5-10 seconds
the other 2 will come in 30 seconds to 1 minute behind
How much time in total is left of the event?
Europe here and I'm getting extremely tired
>>344482714
They did it for AGDQ2015.
>>344482690
He's in last now
>>344482817
yetee already threw in their shit to hit 1m
>>344482821
Sue Meliterally that's her name
>>344482714
>check it
>$277k
Have they actually donated any of that yet?
>PTSD
Triggered
>>344482807
what show would that be?
>>344482618
Hey man this isn't Awesome Games Done Kike where Mike Uyama gets his sticky little fingers on every bill.
>>344482856
uyama is a tranny too? :^)
>>344482540
This newfriend doesn't use tomorrow.
>>344482780
he's shit
>dying is a real possibility
Are the runners in that bad shape?
>>344482861
3 hours of smrpg after this
>>344482861
after this is like a three hour mario rpg run
sleep tight, euro anon
Donating 200,000 dollars and then cancelling my credit card
Wish me luck, boys. You'll be telling your kids about this epic troll.
>>344482860
That sounds about right, barring any huge fuck ups or something out of their control.
>>344482830
Zoast isn't bad he just isn't as good right now. If Oats fucks up at all he's gonna be in position.
doesn't this race come down to how much of a dick phantoon is?
>>344482947
Truly the comfiest theme.
>>344482780
I'm not gay or anything but does anyone else thing that caveman could become a decent looking trap if he shaved his moustashe and had some make up on?
>>344482994
le phantoon face
>people actually think oats isn't going to choke
he is about as anti-clutch as it gets in SM
>>344482807
>That Dragon's Dogma tier boss pin in the last episode
>>344482994
Dont know, but do you want another dick?
Do they actually expect anyone to watch the last run?
>>344483028
>cancelling my credit card
may as well kill yourself
you won't be forgotten
>>344482947
edgelord
>>344482994
It's easy to fuck up and there are few to none safety saves. Your entire run is shot on death.
>zoast
>liking oatsandgoats run
>dont want to donate this year
Help
>>344483056
No, not at all.
I think you're just super gay.
>>344483056
I was actually just thinking that. He just has to shave and get a good haircut.
>people feeding that pathetic SM64 run
god, this is why this event turned to shit.
maybe if it kept up as a low brow gathering of nerds with little earnings we wouldn't suffer so.
RIP Zoast
rip zoast
>REMINDER:
The official pronounciation of the planet's name is "Zeh-bess". However, it is sometimes mistakenly pronounced as "ZEEBz" or "Zee-bees".
>>344482994
Race pressure. GDQ pressure.
>>344483028
>donate $200,000
>power goes out
>endless debt for life
Runs over.
redpill me on doctors without borders
>prize this year is a common walmart tier xbox for a million dollar plus fundraiser
They didn't even have a single Xbox game in the marathon, how fucking shitty are they. Fuck these people for being so cheap.
What's next year, a case of doritos and mountain dew.
What would a /v/ run GDQ look like?
>>344483171
>best speedgame
>best runners
>pathetic
fuck outta here.
>>344483159
>donating ever
>>344483225
They treat ISIS.
![HorribleSubs_Hai_to_Gensou_no_Grimgar_01_720p.mkv_snapshot_15.55_[2016.04.02_13.37.36].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E7Z3T30.jpg "HorribleSubs_Hai_to_Gensou_no_Grimgar_01_720p.mkv_snapshot_15.55_[2016.04.02_13.37.36].jpg")
>>344482924
>>344483186
Fucking Other M
>>344483246
It's already been done on /vg/
Why are they commentating like this is some e-sports event. Jesus fucking christ.
Where's that one bald manlet who actually talks about tech, gives context to newer people, and in general sounds fantastic.
so how did they reach 1 millo? I left after the aladdin race and they were below 900k. were there a bunch of """"anonymous"""" 10k donations?
>>344483028
Yeah, do it bro! It would be the trolliest thing evera
>>344483259
t. GDQ staff
>>344483265
source?
so wait, they need to raise 150k in around 5 hours? What a jew
oats is a machine
zoast is an old boy now
just quit like gari
>>344483186
That's how I always called it.
>zoast
>>344483307
>Why are they commentating like this is some e-sports event
because that's what it is now
Fun's over, no one died.
Boring shit from now on.
>>344483307
Welcome to Neo-GDQ.
>>344483131
Guess they must have been practicing.
>>344483307
Banned for making the event entertaining.
>>344482794
>>344482874
I blame the commentary for this.
>>344483369
Considering all the missed incentives this year, no. They're royally fucking up
>zoast fans on suicide watch
>>344483028
Don't do this to a charity event, lad.Make a wife's son remark in the message
>>344483363
why would he when he still has the tied record
when he loses it sure.
>>344483286
i'll be honest i didn't expect a reply and did detective work to find it myself
but i do appreciate you anon
memorable games? both from being good or disastrous
>>344483186
Who the fuck pronounces it as zeebs?
PURE GIRL
Would anyone else rather they just pick the best of these 4 to run it alone?
>>344483225
They're literally the command structure of ISIS.
>>344482512
Mike was brought on as an employee of pcf, and made money off of gross.
>that feel when Samus' death animation was my first awkward boner
>>344482929
Yeah, this is Summer Games Done Kike where Cool Matty gets his gimp leg on every bill
>>344483397
>>344483407
>>344483439
DYING IS A/REAL/ POSSIBILITY HERE, FOLKS.
OH, OH, THEY ALL MADE IT ACROSS TO PHANTOON.
OH NOOOO, HE USED A SUPER MISSILE, WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT.
Seriously, why.
OATS IS _____
>>344483470
Jak and Daxter
Deus Ex
Sonic '06
Star Wars: Jedi Academy
Trauma Center
Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze
Pepsiman
Demon's Crest
Momodora
Castlevania Symphony of the Night (blindfolded)
Catherine
Typing of the Dead
Elder Scrolls Daggerfall
>>344482512
4chan, the cesspool of humanity. Everyone here deserves death.
>>344483453
>>344483460
>Le charity face
GDQ hogs a substantial amount of the profit and doctors without borders is a bunch of muslim-loving cucks
>>344483453
what's with this artist's obsession with ball busting?
>>344483552
UR FUCKIN DED
>>344483225
Better organization to donate to that Prevent Cancer Foundation.
>>344483350
Reading the short description at the botton of the stream should tell you exactly what he means.
>>344483552
Give Judy back faget
>>344483552
My kidnapped waifu?
any good runs/memes today?
NO DONT LET THE ANNOUNCER SPEAK
>>344483453
Worst artist, despite decent artstyle.
>>344482512
Charity is a scam
Imagine being so delusional that you think Zoast is going to win.
>>344483571
Kill me then, edge-meister.
>the $1k anonymous donations start coming in
kek
>>344483246
berlin 1942
Is there seriously an incentive for real mario 64 if they beat the last gdq total?
O Y V E Y
>>344482572
>>344482704
Because "muh 4 way HOYP"
GDQ management is shit, this isn't new. They've been doing shit ass races for years now instead of a good focused single person run with good commentary on the run itself instead of commentary on the runners and their progress. They're trying to make super metroid into esports
>>344483602
I'm guessing he likes it a lot.
![2016-04-12 01_40_19-[Kanyapyi] Onapekoakuma [Digital] - ExHentai.org.png](https://i.imgur.com/B6JIwUl.png "2016-04-12 01_40_19-[Kanyapyi] Onapekoakuma [Digital] - ExHentai.org.png")
>mfw 132 anonymous 1,000 donations
>anonymous donations start rolling in
already 20 seconds ahead. BTFO
wooo anons!!! so rich!
>>344483569
i watched Trauma Center earlier today
He was making that Wiimote look as it Nintendo had designed the most accurate motion control controller in history.
>1k anonomous donations
hmmm, i wonder who could be behind this.
>>344483350
>By 2013, we were running six hospitals in opposition-held areas, providing thousands of consultations, deliveries, and surgical interventions. Negotiations with the numerous armed groups, while challenging, allowed us to send international medical teams to work side-by-side with Syrian colleagues. We had to repeatedly negotiate agreements with different local commanders to ensure respect for our presence, for the safety of our teams, and for non-interference with our medical activities. The groups changed frequently, and we renegotiated agreements with commanders from Jeish el Mujahideen, Islamic Front, Jahbat Al Nusra, different factions of the Free Syrian Army, and ISIS (later renamed Islamic State - IS), among others.
>In mid-2013, when fighters with ISIS (renamed Islamic State in 2014) arrived in areas where MSF had been running most of its hospitals, agreements were reached with their commanders that they would not interfere with the medical management of the hospitals and that MSF medical structures and staff would be respected. However, on January 2, 2014, ISIS abducted 13 MSF staff members. Among them were eight Syrian colleagues who were released after a few hours. The remaining five international staff members were held captive for up to five months. The abduction precipitated the withdrawal of our international teams and the closure of MSF health facilities in ISIS-held areas.
http://www.msf.org/en/article/syria-unacceptable-humanitarian-failure
everyone except oats sucks ass
why not give up now
>>344483624
uhhhh
>>344483552
>CHOKE
>>344483552
Well congratulations! You got yourself caught. Now what's the next step of your masterplan?
lol those $1000 Anonymous donations, sounds legit.
>Bob le Ninja Goldfish XD
>gf Christie
All these huge anonymous donations. I think I'm starting to believe the total padding conspiracy.
>>344483624
No. Not enough runs. Too many long ass boring games.
>girlfriend
>$1000
>anonymous
>twice in a tow
Really makes you think...
>>344482578
I thought MSF was generally accepted to be one of the few worthwhile charities.
![VQSucsH[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2AxiRMS.png "VQSucsH[1].png")
>>344483307
Normies ruin everything
Not gonna lie the donations are going up fast. They might not have to cheese it after all..
>>344483629
>worst despite decent
>Oatsngoats and Zoast are tied
>Everyone else is an hour behind
No one saw this coming m i rite?
>3 1K donations in a row
Does anybody fall for it?
Surely they either fake the goal being reached, or they just run the sm64 race anyways.
>>344483772
>"""""""""""girlfriend"""""""""""
>>344483624
aladdin and typing of the dead were alright
>>344483615
what is wrong with prevent cancer foundation? everyone here hates them it seems. educate me please
>>344483707
So they did help out ISIS but they don't anymore. Got it.
>>344483790
It is.
/pol/ just loves to stick their fucking noses into every board ever.
>>344483756
at least he isn't golden
>>344483767
damn :(
someone post the remodeled shithole comic
>>344483804
Worst for shoving that shit fetish into everything he does.
>>344483813
Sweetnumb and zoast are tied, oats is 45 seconds ahead of them.
>>344483790
Remember, you're on 4chan. Don't break the "whites are best kill the mongrels" circlejerk.
>>344483790
Yeah, what's going to them will be worthwhile. Around $500k.
>>344483826
The sponsors will pull it through to the goal at the last minute if they don't reach it with normal donors.
>>344483624
Stop samus, post /ss/
Notch with the hot donations thanks notch
>>344483851
it's a flyer printing charity
>onion rings
>ketchup
what?
>pretty big, for you
Am I losing it?
>>344483851
>Instead of funding cancer research, let's make lots of pamphlets and posters about how cancer sucks. That's a better use of money, right?
its crazy how fast the goyim are donating now. been like 30 mins and they already got 34k more
>>344483859
>i don't like these facts therefore it must be /pol/'s fault!
kys
>>344483928
They also can just say that they got the goal even if they really didn't reach it with donations.
>>344483816
twitch chat does :)
>>344483790
pay no attention to /pol/ concern trolling
Wow another race that isn't close at all, this hasn't been the story of every GDQ race for the past couple events at all haha
oats is cute desu
>>344483918
You're right. That fucking sound icon always fucks me up.
>>344483990
> defending /pol/
kys
>>344482512
everyone running this gets paid by the charity, the more they raise, the higher the incentive for them to ask for more
>>344483935
lolichan please come play with me
>>344483923
>>344484020
>>344483859
>muh /pol/ boogeyman
see
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/312rng/what_happened_to_mike_uyama/
I can totally see the padding for agdq because pcf is garbage, but for sgdq too?
Actually I should look up PCFs budget. Maybe agdq is actually a decent chunk of their revenue, but msf has a budget well over a billion.
>behemoth might look like he's in second now but he's actually doing something that's slower
STOP
>>344483970
they do fund research
DONATE FOR SUPER MARIO 64 YOU KEKS
wow dem Anonymous donation bots are ramping up again. https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donations/sgdq2016
>that sync
>>344483970
>>344483935
omfg. So no cancer research? they literally print some flyers then take all the money for themselves?
so fucking glad I didn't donate
>>344483990
It is truly impressive how /pol/ posters have deluded themselves into thinking everything the spout is a "fact".
I will be awaiting your image macro reply.
>>344484017
>look at twitch chat after anonymous donation
>"""""""""anonymous""""""""" LUL
i think they know
>>344484079
ask uyama to make some more $1000 anonymous donations
>>344483990
>I care about the troops
top kek
I missed tasblock, anyway I can recatch it?
I liked the Link's Awakening run.
Is that weird.
>>344483443
It's not about meeting the incentives, it's about forcing people to act in a small amount of time. If you put everything up on day 1 then they'll get met easily because people will just pick a random incentive when donating. If you do it like this, those random donations still happen (but end up going to epic animals meme) but they also give people 4 hours to scramble $200k together. And that bit seems to be working somewhat.
>>344484062
> actually linking to Reddit
>>344484079
nah ill just watch a run on youtube for free lol
i want to marry sumi!
>>344483990
>>344484046
>kys
Kill yourselves.
>>344482714
no, theyre hiding that until the goal is reached, don't want to put it over early do you?
>>344484046
greetings reddit
>>344484079
those three $300 anonymous donations were me, don't worry
>>344483990
>facts
Imagine being this gullible.
>>344484062
>defend /pol/
>link reddit
>>344484120
It's on VOD
>2 goyms doing average
>1 on the clear advantage
>that one guy that will quit half way through
well well now this is a really original super metroid race.
>that sync
>Oats taking a literal shit on everyone
>>344484116
No they don't, you moron. It's obviously someone from the thread.
>>344484141
>>344484196
>do I fit in yet guise?
>>344483853
>dragging a violent conflict out because you literally help all involved sides by patching up their fighters so they can fight again
Sounds pretty retarded senpai
>zoast
Oats is fucking on point. He's gonna get 42:2x
>>344484123
2d zeldas are usually quality runs
>>344484046
>kys
Kill yourself
>>344483978
the donations are fake.
It's a know trick in charity events that interact with an audience at large.
They create fake donations to rile up the fence sitters and get them to give money to "reach" a goal. It's sort of like mass marketing. The closer to the "goal" you are, the more likely someone viewing will donate because they are "so close" to the "goal".
>>344483790
The money goes towards trying to help retards like this.
So what are the chances Behemoth will choke again and die during the run?
>It's a OP makes his thread 250 posts early episode
KYS
>>344484118
>>344484110
>>344484046
>>344484165
>>344484179
>>344484150
I posted it earlier, but again:
Asian girls can get away with murder when they surround themselves with white nerds. She just pulled a MASSIVE jew move, dude.
Please uncuck yourself.
Zoast is breaking my heart
