>live in southeastern US
>every pokemon requires i climb a big ass hill too steep to bike up
why tho
>>344481903
Why not fattie?
you dont catch them all with that attitude
>>344481903
>"It's just a hill, why does it block the way?"
Now you know why
>complaining about going outside being productive
why tho
>>344481903
>southeast US
>big ass hills
Isn't it just swamp lands?
>>344482040
Playing PokemonGo is being productive?
>In West Philadelphia born and raised
>Playing Vidya and ducking bullets most of my days
>Pokemon GO expects me to go to the worst corners of the neighborhood
>>344482059
Nah a good deal of it is really hilly forests.
wow just like if you were a REAL pokemon trainer, you would have to actually walk (or get some running shoes, fatty) around the world to catch em all!
This is it, boys. This is how America will solve its obesity problem!
>>344482059
In the shit parts, yeah. The areas around the Appalachian Mountains are god tier.
>>344485221
>not being rich and just buying purebred pokemon
Why not play Ingress instead?
>>344481903
You're pathetic.
>>344482004
bahhaha pokemon masters rekt
>>344486806
because who gives a fuck about ingress
>>344487072
Fuck off
>live in southeastern US
>over 100 degrees every day this week
>>344483357
productive in regards to your health i guess
Crashes my phone every 2 minutes, only Pokemon near me for Kilometers are Jynx and Drowzee.
Kill me I want this game to work out
>>344487234
enjoy your dead gay game idiot
>live in Choloville, Texas
>hot as hell outside
>by an elementary school
Nah, fuck this. I'd rather stay inside and play actual Pokemon than get mugged, cooked, or vanned for some android game.
>live in the middle of the woods, where I see more wildlife in a week than city people see in a year.
>Not a single fucking pokemon to be had
>drive into major town
>apparently pokemon like to hang out around shops and garbage
>>344487484
Uhh, Go will be dead in 3 months
>>344487424
Hah I just drive and use incense
walking around all night/ biking are for plebs
get@me when I kill some kid
>>344487789
3 months is a really high estimate. I'd be surprised if it sustains half its player base past 1 month with the barebones state its in
Also
>Fighting type moves aren't super effective against normal
Fuck niantic
Does this game not work without gapps? I cant seem to get the gps to work.
>Midwest
>Weedle
>Weedle
>Weedle
>Fucking Weedle
>W
>E
>E
>D
>L
>E
I'm glad pokemon aren't real
What kind of degenerate plays this shit?
>download two days ago
>try to register at their website
>registration down
>try again yesterday
>registration down
>try again today
>We're limiting the number of people who can register at the same time try again later :^)
I guess I just don't get to play
>>344488223
Hi Barneyfag.
>live in Baton Rouge
>Get mugged whenever I take my phone out
>>344481962
Criminally underrated
>>344487926
>super normalfag internet manager at one of our car lots plays it
it's going to do fine
>Live in southern New England
>Nice town, no chance of getting mugged
>On the coast, easy access to water pokemon
>plenty of forest as well
Feels good to not live in the shittier parts of the country.
>>344489042
whats this from? I'm looking for a manga, just finished reading all the chapters for Berserk that are out right now
>live in bum fuck south nj literally nothing around a except farms
>drive 20min to a wawa
>mcdonalds across the street
>see this
>>344481903
they might help you lose some fuckin weight fatass. now climb those hills before i come over there and cut some bacon off your back
Keep in mind the games have always had a 10 year old walk and bike everywhere while being harassed by dangerous creatures like its nothing so it's really no big deal
Don't you wanna be the very best?
>>344491256
drive half an hour and you're in new york city
>>344491131
should come up fine in reverse image search. honestly from what I heard the series went to shit and then unwent to shit so it's hard to say if it's worth your time
>>344485221
>implying lazy amerifatties won't just put money into it
>>344491397
no im not
>live in southeast US
>don't play Pokemon GO because fuck being outside in the daytime
Every day is ANOTHER SCORCHER
>>344491704
The Union's biggest mistake was Reconstruction. They should have sent Sherman down there every year until the entire Confedaracy was a charred ruin and then repopulated it with human beings.
>Living in ghetto
>can't play pokemon go because im white and ill get shot
>>344481903
>too steep to bike up
No such thing, you're either weak or have the wrong bike.
>>344481903
I don't play this shit but I feel for friends and family that do. South Eastern Virginia here. Apparently a ton of gyms and pokemon are on private property and they can't get to them.
Golf courses, in schools, national guard depots...
>>344481903
I wish I had hills, South Florida is just flat nothingness
>live in Adelanto CA
>not one damn pokemon for miles
