Why is Samus so fucking sexy and why doesn't Nintendo do more with her?
>>344478097
Blame Sakamoto and other M
Because Metroid is dead and Samus is trans.
>>344480705
trans-bird
retard
>>344478097
Because Metroid isn't particularly popular in Japan and Nintendo only cares about what Japan thinks.
>>344480951
Pokemon Go is specifically made for Americans.
>>344478097
because Sakamoto turned a six foot tall alien genociding Valkyrie
that has space bird dna into a crying anime slut
>>344478097
Samus was my first waifu, before I even knew what the concept of waifu was. Sad to see her vanish into obscurity, only to appear as a cast member in the next Smash game.
>>344478097
>Why is Samus so fucking sexy
'cause you're a virgin neck-beard who faps to cyberscat and zoo365.com
>>344478097
Metroid fags will have a tantrum if it's not just a rehash of Super Metroid
>>344481350
I want a remake of Metroid 2 but Nintendo just doesn't give a fuck.
>>344482054
I just want a new Metroid sidescroller on a new planet or space station. Is it too much to ask?
>>344481279
dat projection
>>344478097
>being attracted to trannies
Fag
>>344478097
Because Nintendo only cares about Japan unfortunately. Samus is a top tier waifu. Shame Sakamoto got butthurt that some of her best games were made by Americans and decided to destroy the image of a badass space bounty hunter
>>344482559
>insults are projection
pussy
>>344482465
>>344482054
I want that or a new entry in the Prime series. Isolation and log reading: Gibs me dat
>>344478097
Seeing Samus out of her suit was a mistake. It was a cute novelty in the original, but it led to the worst.
RIP in peace, Sammy.
You deserved better.
>>344482054
Pic related is about as close as you're gonna get.
