MEANWHILE, ON ALIEN /v/...
ayy lmao
>>344458649
Hey guys did you hear that the viulnak recently granted equal rights for their third sex? whats the galaxy coming to?, bad enough they got a spot on the senate, but nows there talks that senator Ree'Eee might get a council spot too. i heard he wants to ban nano-virt stims.
So who else is psyched for the new VR Plumbus?
AYY LMAO
Has anybody played human isolation? I've heard it's a very spooky game
name 5 good games where you play on terra
>>344458649
BLUE LIVES MATTER
>ayy
lmao
>tfw no qt3.14 earthling gf
>>344459220
I ca't wait Till Vrump deports all blues back to their solar system!
>>344459220
Fuck you my people literally lost their fucking homeworld and dirty bluggos want to complain to me that their lives matter more? you silly yeks wouldn't even know how to clean an exhaust port
>>344459398
>Vrumptards
>he thinks he has a chance
Ayy
>>344459508
>implying Millary is lesser evil
she is embodiment of evil
>>344459789
>millary
>evil
She did nothing wrong if vrump wins we are gonna end like mars
>>344459789
>he operates within the antropocentric good-evil standard
FUCKING HUMANBOOS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>344460197
terra dieties>marsian dieties.
flimflop has nothing on allah
>>344460303
FUCKING HUMANFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>344460432
>says the ayy speaking a terran language
>>344458649
This is reddit
Xucking Ayystop
Humanity here.
ur all limp dicked fagets
AYY LMAO
Okay seriously though how can anyone like human females? They bleed from their genitals and ooze from every orifice. It's fucking disgusting. Also what is with their mouths? Those white hard things? I'm gonna be sick
>>344458649
>All that brown
Truly what a depressing planet
>>344460521
>impying filthy humans have the ability do develop language
>not knowing the language humans speak started on the andromeda galaxy
MARS DESERVES INDEPENDENCE
>>344460826
marsout when?
ooga booga rockstop
>>344460826
>martians
>sentinent beings
Laughingvrump.jpg
>>344460753
>mfw finding out they eat with their mouths
I think I'm going to be violently ill
Hello,
I am a desperate female xlygothorp who loves to wear spats and talk about Fire Emblem. Please come to [VENUS] alone, so we can get to know each other better. This is in no way a trap.
>>344459195
>Walking around a space station
>Hear a door slam behind me
>See a locker
>I can hear something inside it trying to hide
nopenopenopenopenope
>>344460753
>He hasn't reproduced with a human female
Ayy
>>344461017
nice reference m8
Why are Jovians such cucks?
MY LEGS ARE OK
>>344461017
>humans eat with their mouths
This must be baitright?
>>344461061
>Stalking through airduct
>The Human will never think to look in there
>It's dark as shit
>Hear footsteps
>Ohshitohshit
>Stay still
>OHSHITNIGGATHEREITIS
>Hiss in terror
>Sprays fucking fire in my face
>Nope the fuck outta there
>>344461037
PHOBOS
H
O
B
O
S
>>344461453Not bait.
ITT: scum
>>344458649
ayy
>>344461037
THORAX OR GTFO
>>344461868
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>344460753
What's that black stuff on her head? Humans are so gross.
Здpaвcтвyйтe, житeли этoй плaнeты! Я-Юpий Гaгapин, coвeтcкий кocмoнaвт co cлaвнoй плaнeты Зeмля! Moя любимaя игpa для ЭBM - Кepбaльcкaя Кocмичecкaя Пpoгpaммa и Кocмичecкиe Инжинepы!
>>344461868
Can we blow up their solar system? They are such disgusting creatures
>>344462043
They call it "hair"It feels so good to wrap it around your flagela
>>344462018
YY LMAO
Nerf when?
>>344461932
COME ON PEOPLE IT'S THE 41ST MILLENNIUM!!!
>>344461061
>try to help the human out
>maybe they'll return the favor and help me back to my planet
>she just screams and passes out
>the whole station now wants my head for giving this girl a heart attack
Human Here AMA
>>344461868
Oh my god can we stop this stupid fucking anti human meme already? Have any of you mateless virgins even met a human in real life before? Not all humans eat with their mouths, some of us learned to do it with their butts, but NOOOOOOO
>not bait
saged and reported
>>344458649
UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP
>>344462575
>t. John Smith
>>344462575
>some of us
>>>/earth/
>>344462236
Not to be a weabloog, but isnt that literally sayans?
>>344462575
>some of us
Primitives.
>>344462575
>some of us
Fucking Earthfags
ayy lmao
>>344462575
How can you eat with your butts if you're so busy talking out of them all the time?
STOP STREAMING YOUR FUCKING RADIO SIGNALS INTO SPACE DUMBASSES!
We need to bring humans into our planet species diversity is going to be beneficial
rate my gf fello aliens
>>344463174more pls
>>344463174
her thorax are not big enough
>>344463174
Hubba hubba, that cranium. You snagged a winner.
>>344463118
HAHA UUUH I'M HUYMAN LOOK AT MY SHINY TEETH CHOMP CHOMP
HAHA I EAT WITH MY GROSS FACE HOLE PPTHPTTTPHTHTHPTHPHTP THEN I STICK IT ON OTHER FACE HOLES TO TRANSMIT DISEASES
>world exclusive
See that alienfags? You will never get to play half life 3
>>344463174
>those asymetrical tentacles
>exposed thorax
yeah, caught yourself a real winner.
Can we get some earth chicks in here?
>>344458649
>34
aaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy lmao
Some autistic ginger Irish humanoid told me that this game would make the most sense to me. What the actual fuck am I supposed to do?
>>344463174
Fucking hambeast
Any girl who weighs over 10 standard earth kilos is disgusting
>>344463285
heres a pic of me and my gf
>>344463174
Ayy check out my wife and her young
>>344463174
>dating a xenomorph
>not an glorious earthling
>>344463174
moar pics
Post thorax pls
>>344463174
dude... that used to be a male. Look at the shape of the back protrusions.
>>344463562
>Can we get some earth chicks in here?
Enjoy getting banned
>>344463586
Oh, for the elder's fucking sake, you're the reason why they're aren't enough single xeno's anymore.
Go fuck one of your own, leave ours alone
>>344463730
>>344463174
ANON'S PROBING A DUDE
POINT AND LAUGH
YEAH ANON, HE'S A REAL CHARMER
>>344463716
Fucking spices traitor numorphs, it's because of you that half of porn coming out is some Xeno chick getting HUMAN'D
>>344463764
Fuck it ill post humans
>>344463562
>>344463991
>posting human girls
MODS MODS MODS
>>344463991
>>344463730
A L P H A C E N T A R I
>>344463990
>stardate 888056.4
>not wanting a small, squishy earthling to HUMAN you
hey.
>>344463794
you're just jealous you don't have abs like THESE
>/v/ calls little children pretending autist
>meanwhile
>>344464320
>Fake mandible
Dropped.
>>344463991
whats that thing around their necks?
some sort of pheromone organ?
>>344463990
>>344464320
>So insecure about his mandibles he wears a mask
Really rustling my zalgors.
>>344464320
>that proboscis
yeah, real jelly
go back to /mars/
>>344464609
Enjoy your ban.
![BJLR8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AcVLB40.jpg "BJLR8[1].jpg")
Humans were a mistake.
>>344464797
god damn it, i came here to get away from reminders like this shit
>>344464936
>He still lives with his parental units
>>344464784
>implying the mods will ban me
>>344458649
>FUCKING SKINFAGS GET OFF MY BOARD ERRRRRRRRRRRR
>>344464078
>>344464184
>>344464582
![644b1ae42fcafcf735dfce78f3116541[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0j7pQxu.jpg "644b1ae42fcafcf735dfce78f3116541[1].jpg")
>humans
>>344465620
>keeping your kid on a leash
modern parenting
Ayy guys just took this pic with a human a couple of minutes ago.
Anyone know who this guy is?
He seemed important.
>>344465767
Dunno famlax but I like that symbol on his limb.
>>344460303
>worshiping heathen Earth gods
*rotates musatsko*
>Playing Living Space 1
>This faggot with a fucking Plasma Cutter from Sector 7 keeps gunning me down
>I keep getting back up so slap his shit and he keeps doing it
>He finally leaves me alone and I go to check on Flubbin to chill for a bit, cause it's been forever
>He's fucking DEAD and I find that faggot again
>A few hours after that, he blew up the whole fucking Ishimura and I'm just floating through space
Was it designed to be THIS depressing? Can you even win?
>>344460753
I hear that the males urinate and ejaculate from the same orifice.
They might as well not have evolved beyond cloacas
>>344463174
>head dome is transparent
MOOOOOOOODS
R8 me
found these two Faggots fighting IN MY TERRITORY, what should i do /v/?
>>344463652
>my mate's brood
AY LMAO
>>344466702
Kill em
>>344466702
Gladiatorial combat or riot, That or lunch, I hear Humans and Xeno make a nice soup mixed together.
So I heard the Vogons are planning to destroy Earth to make room for a new hyperspace bypass. Thoughts?
>>344466702
Make them procreate.
>>344466702
Let them fight one another to prove the better predator, then hunt the victor for honor.
>>344466867
Save the earthling females they are the best mates in the galactic cluster
>>344462512
>>344465767
Ay lmao, are they still restricted to monochromatic 2 dimensional imaging?
They're going to be obsolete forever, don't bother communicating with them, they're useless
>>344466867
Well it has been scheduled for like 50 Earth years.
>>344467010
>Grays being Grays
You're literally worse than humans sometimes. Why don't you join them.
just uninstalled alien isolation because it got really boring
should i reinstall it and finish it?
>>344466674
What planet are you from bb?
>>344466702
Looks so fucking happy
>>344467105
>he hasn't reproduced with a earthlin
>>344466816
Wuss ass bitch killed himself before i could even get the water boiling
>>344460753
>what is with their mouths?
Those are part of their endoskeleton poking out from their bodies. It sounds painful and apparently it is, they have to go to a doctor to stop frequent pains.
>>344467443
Am I the only one who thinks that pic looks like Sid?
>>344467601
>doctor
Define, do not recognize. Must analyze.
>>344467917
A specialist human who's sole reason for existence is dealing with their strange anatomy.
>>344467917
Humans are so backwards that instead of having personal health bots they have to go to another human to analyze their health and repair their organic tissue, often they die anyways
Do you guys know how humans hunted before they made weapons? They just walked after their prey until it died from exhaustion.
What the fuck kind of monsters are these.
>>344468095
>>344468131
Rationalization consumed and recorded.
Thank you, fellow beings. In return, I offer you my best wishes.
If you hate humans so much why can't you guys shut up about them?
>>344467653
>Am i the only one
no, you're never the only one you fucking idiot
>game only has one slider bar for genders
Gamer fuel?
I'm quite fond of this human drink, it reminds me of the nutrients my birthing unit nursed me an my hundred siblings with.
Did you know humans are so barbaric that instead of eating synthesized food they literally pick up vegetable matter off the ground or kill animals that roll in their own shit all day?
>>344468589
i find it repulsive for the same reasons, these humanaboos need to get the far'quath out
Broa martian babes have SIX GLOBNARPS
>>344468251
Always wash your hands after visitng erf. Or what happened to the omortson will happen to you
Just imported this game from Earth. But nothing can run it because it uses a PHYSICAL DISK.
Why are humans so fucking primitive?
Should I even bother getting a human system? Is this game any good?
>>344469147
six disks too, for the asian human disk player
two are said to be very rare and exclusive
Cant wait to get me some of the human ass
>>344469147
>importing games
Just emulate it you retard.
>>344468589
What kind of fgorpal gluxpak drinks Earth urine
>>344468753
I suppose that's a good enough reason, everyone has their own tastes.
You gotta admit, these fizzy candies are quite delectable.
>>344469147
>Imported
Too much of a fleeb to go to AyyStop?
>mfw the humans parodied our TV on their TV shows
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x37ph87
Now we have to do the same right?
>>344469496
>AyyStop
Everyone that works at one is a fucking moron.
i can see why Humans are so fucking retarded
Sooo... has any of you guys seen this chick? My friend is asking. Because reasons. She should be hanging around with some greys or something.
>>344458649
WHEN IS TITAN GETTING POKEMON GOVERSE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>344469454
Please, you Sgeelrs would drink that yellow crap straight from the humans if you could. That's why Pzlora Dax is extremely popular on your planet. I've done some machine repairs at the factory and have seen chemists there trying to replicate the taste of human urine.
Just try denying it qufflar sucker.
I wish humans didn't lump us decent interstellar beings in with those disgusting fetishists. Just look at this stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsjhdoWKtXM
>>344469658
Didn't we already turn their entire planet into a reality TV show?
>>344470340
GREYED
>>344468251
Yeah, but look at them now.
Pretty sure anything could just walk at them until they died of exhaustion nowadays.
>>344471075
Be quiet. My brother can't find out.His a bit close minded.
>>344471884
IT'S CURRENT TERRAN YEAR
COME ON
ታዲያስ የኔ ጓደኛሞች እንዴት ነው ሕይወት
>>344472125
this is going straight to /ayy9k/
What do you guys think of half aliens?
>>344472230
this isn't /aypol/
You faggots disgust me.
>>344472230
God damn race traitors and cucks.
That human Hitler guy had the right idea
>>344472408
Oh no a meatsack carrying a primitive blaster
I bet that thing can't even pierce a MK 1 Personalized-Reflector Disc
>>344470357
>yfw europa gets it first
>>344472518
>MK 1 Personalized-Reflector Disc
>his planet still doesnt have MK II Individualized Reflector Spheres
LMAOing at yur lyfe
>>344472408
>only .50 cal
Can that peashooter even kill Terran lifeforms?
>>344472679
>Implying I use the disc
I was simply stating how such a primitive weapon couldn't even pierce the lowest grade Reflector
You inbred Zybort
I posted a picture of myself on a human imageboard and the ape-filth called me a 'dumb frogposter'
what does this mean
>>344458649
zeep zoop bitty bop top did buu dee dop
>>344473127
It means not even humans want to look at Zyborts
>>344468131
>Often they die anyways
LMAO AYYY
JOHJ
Do /earth/bounders really still use physical controllers to play their games?
>>344472689
Let's find out.
>>344473762
I hear they're stepping into virtual reality in recent times.
>>344472689
Let's find out.
who /ayyk/ here
