Toobie or not 2B?
Toobie is too cute.
>>344444175
I hope she has green eyes.
>>344444263
I hope she has no eyes.
>>344444263
She does. Did you not see the announcement trailer?
I want my dick 2B between her thighs
I love this scene2Bhonest.
>>344443575
So many bad puns are ahead of us.
>>344444738
Do you sharpen your weapon with the little robot?
2Beautiful
Why does a robot need such luscious lips?
>>344445647
You think the little robot molests her? Why else would he have 2 arms?
>>344444983
What if she uses it as a chair? What if I was that chair.
>>344445835
2Blow cocks
>>344445840
>Why else would he have 2 arms?
To carry her of course.
>>344445835
They are modified sexbots.
>>344446029
I would rather be her hair 2B honest.
>>344446072
Arms are not needed to carry her.
Has she shown her eyes yet?
>>344446289
Yes in the story trailer
I wish Platinum would also help FFXV team.
Shit looks dope, but the swordplay is so much to be desired
>>344446434
link pls?
>>344446284
I would void her warranty, if you catch my drift.
Would you?
>>344446696
Does she have a feminine penis?
better than toobie 2b honest
Why has this so much fanart already?
>>344446815
Waifus.
The answer is always waifus.
>>344446815
There's barely any
>>344446764
No but a manface when that counts.
>>344446815
The power of Yoshida.
>>344446815
Because the design is great
Earth has been attacked by evil aliens from outer space!
I know, let's make sexy robots to fight them!
>>344446893
There's is when you consider the game isn't even out yet.
>>344444738
those lips are to die for
>>344446949
Why are there legs so long?
>>344447070
Why not?
>>344447094
not really
dragon's crown had several doujins long before the game came out
>>344447070
Where they attacked from outer space? I thought it's the man made weapons from Nier that took over.
>I know, let's make sexy robots to fight them!
Why would you design unsexy robots?
Does Nier have jp audio or do I have to buy it like drakengard
>>344447221
legs are love, thighs are life
>>344445835
They only stand out because you can't see her face. It's a design choice.
>inb4 she dies half-way through the game and you play through the rest as this guy >>344446785
>>344447305
They look like pleasure models.
>>344445840
It's not molestation if it's consensual anon.
>>344447315
You can't DLC it and only the jap version has jap voices.
So are the blindfolds a MGR "millions of micro cameras woven into cloth" bullshit thing or what?
>>344447452
that'd be great
>>344447221
Whose legs? The have high heels, you silly anon.
I don't like 2B's voice too much.
I wanted a more ara ara-ish voice
>>344447640
What the fuck
>>344447275
And tons of other games had nothing.
One of these days I'll actually play Nier. Got it a while ago. Just haven't played it yet
>>344447685
>thighs as thick as her waist
please stop. i can only get so hard
>>344447452
DROPPED.
>>344447628
What if he has to fondle her to heal her?
>>344447702
>I don't like 2B's voice too much
Post a clip of her voice.
Would you suck 2B's feminine robopenis?
>>344447984
Can't find the vid anymore on youtube.
It was some Jap trailer
Mind if I ask a question about Drakengard? I got the Japanese voice pack for DoD3 and I hadn't considered that the soldiers talk quite a bit while you fight them. Is their chatter worth putting it back on English? With the point I'm at in my study It's hard for me to understand any Japanese when there's also so much other noise.
>>344447315
Sadly it doesn't. Closest you can get is patching Replicant to have the text from the English version but that would be a bit weird with Brother Nier.
Speaking of Nier in Japanese though, I wonder what Father Nier sounds like. I've only ever heard Brother Nier.
>>344448125
Why would a robot need a blowjob?
>>344448125
Robot cocks aren't for sucking. Only suck organic feminine cocks.
>>344447736
>Not liking Nier's English dub
Are you gay?
>>344448153
What a tease.
>>344448197
why not put subs on?
HNNNNNGGG
>>344448125
ROBO BLOW JOB
WOO WOO WOO WOO
>>344448197
Personally I kept it English because I liked the soldiers chatter, but most of it isn't super important.
It is, however, incredibly amusing to hear them talk, brag, scream etc about their devotion, confusion, anger, etc.
>>344448543
The soldier's chatter isn't subbed.
>>344448598
Imagine a handjob with those gloves.
>>344448385
HNNNNNNNNGGGG
>>344448714
You need to leave
>>344449021
Fuaah! 2B's pantsu!
>>344449075
It's actually a leotard.
>>344449021
Is she pulling her boots up?
>>344449021
>Those heels
I need 2B to step on me. I NEED it.
I need her to grind that heel in to my flesh until it burns and bleeds.
>>344449210
Even better.
So is the first Nier necessary to play to understand this? I've heard the story is good, but even people who like it don't have good things to say about the gameplay. Really on the fence about this one
>>344448317
>>344448385
How else would you lubricate it?
>>344449352
The gameplay is serviceable, not bad. You wouldn't play it for the combat but you won't struggle to finish it either.
>>344449352
Probably not considering it's Yoko Taro, but it'll be more enjoyable.
9S is best
>>344448476
Does automata have japanese voices though?
>>344449352
You have to play a Taro game at least once in your lifetime, bruh.
>>344449474
Nigga how the fuck would I know, Automata isn't out until next year.
Post webbums
>>344448197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkS9O00g5Xk
So it seems Gestalt just uses the English dub which is a shame cause I wanted to hear a Japanese Papa Nier. At the same time I wonder who would have voiced Brother Nier if Replicant had been localized.
>>344448651
Hopefully I can get the gist of their lines if I turn down sound effects and stand around for a couple seconds before engaging. I at the very least can get the tone.
So, would a robot ever be exhausted during sex?
Didn't Taro say her sex is a secret shock already confirms its not a girl.
>>344449352
it's 8000 years later. Do you need to know what happened 8000 years ago to understand what's going on now?
>>344449474
most likely not
Robots are on top, right?
>>344446696
Only if the costume stays on.
This includes the blindfold.Yes I've seen the face, would still sex until my nutbladders are dry
>>344449621
You don't know all about Mesopotamia?
>>344449621
I don't see why that matters. They could always throw something from the first game in there
>>344449651
>>344449572
>game has waifus
>only filthy gaijin voices
Fuck this game
At least drakengard had JP voices
>>344449876
You gotta love the Japs telling it like it is. They are not ashamed of liking attractive designs. Had an American dev been asked that, you would see a paragraph of uncomfortable shuffling to to avoid saying anything that would piss off the SJWs.
>>344450146
Nier 1's voices were all well done.
It was second only to the OST
>>344449876
>Taro: "Because I like girls."
>Saito: "We requested Akihiko Yoshida to make 'an outfit that's be good for cosplay'."
The absolute madmen.
>>344449967
It won't be important.. Yoko never relies on past works.
>>344450357
I doubt they'll be able to localize this one half as well. It's just much stranger.
>>344450547
Unlike before they have a budget now.
Shouldn't be that hard to localize.
>>344450759
Budget doesn't matter. Nier had a fraction of the budget of FFXIII and had a much better dub and localization.
>>344451000
FFXIII voice acting was better than most JRPGs. The writing is what was horrible. The voice actors did the best the could with the steaming pile of a script they were handed
>>344446498
https://youtu.be/GH26BfSo7co?t=1m57s
Nier banwagfag here.
I played Nier back when the demo became available on Xbox360. I found it interesting but never got into. Years later I how no interest to play it or add it to my backlog because I play alot of other shit.
To be honest with you, In order to get the real Nier experience you'd have to play through the game multiple times. Nier is a SHIT game. Therefore, I'm not going to play a shit game multiple times, because that isn't fun.
I'm only interested in Nier Automata because JAPANESE HIGH OCTANE ACTION COMBAT and the waifus. Nothing else.
>Platinumfag
I don't even like most of there games. They are pretty garbage except for two- Bayonetta 1 and MGR. The activision games and that new dragon game is fucking terrible.
TL:DR DMCfag here. PC when? I need my infnite enemy health trainer so I can practice combos and make MADS!
>>344451661
>Nier is a SHIT game
Can someone explain to me what makes it SHIT? The combat is just average at worst. It's not DMC level of course but nobody should expect that from a JRPG.
>>344451661
W101, Vanquish and Bayo 2 are all good games
>>344452204
vanquish is the only good one
>>344452325
If you really feel that, then I feel sorry for you
>>344452164
I guess I don't like how the combat is average.
>>344452204
Forgot Vanquish. I meant three.
Bayo 2 is shit compared to Bayo 1.
>>344452491
>Bayo 2 is shit compared to Bayo 1.
no it isn't. It's not as good, that's true, but it's still a damn solid action game
>>344449876
>>344450289
>>344450358
>Nip game has nicely designed female protag
>Dev: i like pretty girls
>Western game has "female" protag
>Most-likely-not-a-dev: DIVERSITY
>>344452204
W101 might be among my favorite games of all time to be honest.
>>344452491
I suppose that's fair. How far did the demo go though? The story is really the main draw.
>>344452421
(you)
is she a virgin? this is important
>>344453286
She's a robot
>>344453286
she's a used sexbot
I'm worried that there won't be much content. We've only seen three charcters and a bunch of empty areas. Jap devs lately just blow their load and show everything in trailers
>>344453286
Both are robots, retard.
>>344451661
>Nier is a SHIT game
Not really. The game plays like any PS2 hack-and-slash. Not great, but not bad either. Just like God of War or Legend of Zelda yet those get praise to high heaven.
What's up with the blindfolds?
>>344453907
close your eyes maybe you'll see
>>344453907
It's a visor
>>344453907
Beast all over the shop.
>>344454124
Will she soon be one of them too?
>>344454290
...sooner or later...
>>344451661
never ever pcuck
more gameplay webms?
>>344454597
>1 manlet/shota and 2 long-legged sexbots
The doujins are writing themselves
>>344454654
>>344454760
>implyeing that is not a circle of Taro being heavily influenced by them
>>344453907
i came in her eye sorry
>>344455349
Xtremely fast 2B
>>344455349
Is it supposed to be broken?
>>344454996
>9S falling from heaven
<3
>>344443575
i played drakengard in preparation for this game cuz i thought it looked good but then i remembered i dont have a ps4
>>344454996
You guys will never guess what happened. I proposed to 2B, and she said yes! She's my wife now!!
2B!!!
>>344455951
Early 2017
Why would you even design a girl robot and then put a cock on her
>>344456057
comgradulations
>>344456251
>build cute humanoid robot
>build it without a penis
What? Why?
>>344456545
Why not just make it a normal boy robot if you have to add the penis?
>>344456057
Congratulations!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8
>>344456057
wow I really don't believe it
>>344443575
Every-time I see her all I can think of is a the girl from Kickass just recolored.
>>344455349
>>344455806
s-she's hayai
>>344456251
Why not? More functions
>>344456668
>not liking female penises
What a gay
>>344457078
hayaii
>>344456668
>putting a feminine penis on a man
what kind of sick fuck are you anon?
>>344453752
Nobody praises God of War
The LoZ parallel is fair except that LoZ doesn't have bosses launch danmaku shit at you, put a combo counter on your screen, or let you air dodge.
The problem with Nier's combat isn't its simplicity, it's that its simplicity is dressed up in all the trappings and trim of complexity, so people are constantly being reminded of what it could have been but isn't.
>>344458372
That's hot
>>344457078
>>344458372
Does she also have female balls?
>>344457078
はー
早いだ
>>344458815
of course
>>344444263
>>344444389
It's actually blue. It only looks green in the announcement trailer because the world lighting was heavily tinted green.
>>344453514
>>344453514
To put your mind at ease, here's an E3 trailer for Bayonetta from 2 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvP4EFjagfU
It shows a little bit of the first boss, stuff from that 25% of the game that takes place in hell, and some stuff from the subplot about Jeanne.
And like, 2 weapons.
Hell, from this trailer you'd think Bayo 2 didn't even HAVE angel enemies.
I wouldn't be too worried about trailer content anon.
>>344458876
>早いだ
you fucked up son
>2017
Nier?
more like
FAR
PS4 ONLY WHYYYYYYYYYY
>>344460241
Not forever. Put common sense first and you'll see that a later PC release is likely.
Square is getting a LOT of free Sony advertising because it's a viable Sony answer to Scalebound. The game has NEVER been advertised as "exclusively on PS4" which means there's no exclusivity contract. They constantly deflect that question in interviews.
So you're Squeenix. You do lots of PC ports, especially when it's cheap to do so, and Plat's framework can Windows export. Why NOT do a PC port?
But if you release it on PS4 first, you get a Sony marketing push which exposes it to a wider console audience (especially in Japan)... And then, if you release a PC port a year after the fact, you get master-racers double-dipping to buy the game again at full price.
If I was Yosuke Saito, that's exactly what I'd do. Release it only on the main console for its target demographic, then do an upgraded PC port later once the sales taper off.
>>344458876
>Posting Loss
lel
>>344461832
>Shoes on furniture
>>344461832
>taro catching the bullet
>>344461832Liam is probably still mad.
>>71813638
Special edition when?
>>344449352
Not really.
Nier's strongest points are its story/setting and soundtrack (dat Monaca). The gameplay is passable, but not mind-blowing.
>>344463128
I will spend whatever it takes to get one of those.
>>344463128
Why is Taro's head on a table?
>>344461205
n e v e r
v
e
r
>>344463680
he's resting
Do any versions of the original not feature letterboxing in the cutscenes?
>>344464228
No.
>>344447685
>that massive skin indentation
unf
>>344464827
Is it creepy if i want to sniff her?
>>344465780
Not at all, anon. What would 2B even smell like?
>>344465843
plastic and cloth
>>344465843
salty milk and coins
>>344465843
Synthetic materials
>>344465843
Oil
>>344465843
penis oil
>>344465843
my penis oil
People 10,000 years in the future sure have a strange sense of fashion.
>>344465843
her penis oil
>>344466713
*good sense of fashion
>>344465843
New game smell
So how long until we fight Nier?
Final boss?
Reminder that the translation is done by 8-4
>>344466971
Who?
>>344466971
literally who
>>344449876
>a design created for cosplays
history repeating itself
this game will be shit
I'm pretty happy they're keeping the original composer, but I also want some music that matches the HIGH OCTANE ACTION like MG:R.
>>344467070
Who did the original too. From what I understand Drakengard 3 was pretty rushed but this seems like they'll take the proper time needed.
>>344467467
>Who did the original too.
they werent full sjw then
>>344467070
I really don't want to play it in English, hope the Japanese release will come with subs.
>>344466971
Emil will be a boss, that's for sure
>>344467908
What if it's Caim?
>>344467070
I don't fucking care. the Nier translation was good, so i'll just too see how this one turns out, no matter how good or bad some of their latest translations were.
The Forest of Myst sections was one of the best translations i've ssen in years
>>344468084
He'd give word cuhrazy boss fight a new meaning
>>344467908God damn it I don't think my heart is ready to see what he's like after all that time. Is he still just a head or did something happen in those side stories.
>>344468084
Can his murderboner be sated when there's mostly just robots?
>>344447123
????
Not even DSL tier, and even has a stiff upper lip
>>344468084
Could Red Eye be alive?
>>344451661
>you'd have to play through the game multiple times
FYI NG+ starts halfway through and only takes like an hour to get to the end again. Playing through to ending D doesn't really add that much time.
They're still nice
>>344468904
Red Eyes corpse was stolen and disappeared, so probably.
>>344469184
>>344468904
I haven't read Grimoire Nier, what's this all about?
>>344469381
It's in the game, in the journal entries. Somewhere down the line when the world went to shit, some people stole the corpse. Then it disappeared forever.
>>344469381
Caim's body becomes Red Eyes, the leader of the berserk monsters called Legion that some humans turn into because of the salt that fell off of the Queen-Beast's corpse that caused the apocalypse.
There are a couple of loading screen journals that mention him.
>>344469943
>>344469958
Well fuck me, I guess I didn't pay enough attention on those parts or they just didn't stick cause I hadn't played Drakengard yet.
What would happen if Drakengard infected the Nier-verse a second time?
>>344458876
>Hayai
>da.
>>344470447
Taro said that he might put Accord in the game.
>>344443575
I want to cum on those lips.
>>344463438
Let me guess. It will probably in a 150$ famitsu special pack.
>>344469958
Caim becoming Red Eye is a cool theory but it can only be implied, there's not really any actual evidence to support it.
What's up with Nier and dicks on girls?
>>344471601
There's literally one.
>>344471601
what's wrong with dickgirls
>>344471601
Because there is a girl with a dick?
>>344471601
There's only one with a dick.
>>344449352
You can read grimoire Nier in a google search.
I actually haven't played it either but I read all about it because the premise sounded interesting and I ended up reading all about the game and lore. In the end I just watched a let's play because I basically spoiled the game for myself and heard actually playing it is a bit boring.
I'll probably get a ps4 in part because of the sequel, the boss fight they showed looked cool.
>>344472471
>. In the end I just watched a let's play because I basically spoiled the game for myself and heard actually playing it is a bit boring.
You deserve your own personal hell.
>>344472663
I actually don't own a PS3 either so I doubt I would ever actually play it.
>>344472471
I wouldn't recommend doing this for any game really. Not even Drakengard 1.