>Wii U was expected to sell 100 million units
Why didn't you save me /v/
>>344432184
Why did /v/ start calling it the Pii U? Did it smell like piss out of the box? I never understood this.
Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh!
Ready?
>>344432184
because no games/shitty games with no quality whatsoever
fuck you nintendo, you suck
>>344432184
Because it did not had Super Mario Sunshine 2, I'm not even shitposting, that's the reason why I didn't bought one.
>>344432840
It's just a name sonychildren came up with.
>>344433318
Well then your taste i vidya is SHIT because Sunshine 1 is the 2nd worst 3D Mario game.3D Land is worst
I sold mine because of absolutely no games.
>>344432840
Autism-forced meme.
>>344432840
People genuinely consider it a witty and cutting insult
Grown men
Because I have no obligation to save you. I even got a Wii U from craigslist, and I always make it a mission to buy Nintendo games used/pirate them because I don't want Nintendo having my money.
>>344432840
because it metaphorically stinks and nobody wants to touch it
>>344432184
source?
>>344432184
I remember Nintendo Fanboys on /v/ saying how the PS4 would never happen and how the next Nintendo Console was going to sell more than the PS2.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Nintendo fanboys are fucking delusional.
>>344433360
>>344433534
>>344433598
Mad PiiU owners detected.
>>344433408
That's like, your opinion man. I don't care if you like it or not, I always have fun when I play it and honestly I prefer it over Galaxy 1 and 2.
>They actually thought this abomination would sell well
Nintendo really needed this wake-up call. Here's hoping they don't fuck up NX.
>>344433829
Oh, that's fine. You can prefer it over the Galaxy games all you want.
Because honestly the Galaxy games suck too.
Really Mario in general sucks in 3D with the sole exception of 3D World.
It was actually just one guy at Nintendo, but yeah keep making these threads
>>344433771
Moviestation 4 owner detected.
Nintendo was stupid for ever thinking people would 1:1 upgrade from the Wii to Wii U, especially given the demographic of owners.
Also confusing the fuck out of everyone when the console was announced didn't really help things along.
>>344433991
>b-but Sony
lel
>>344432184
you gotta be worth saving.
This is a lesson nintendo needed to learn. hopefully they'll change their ways with NX or the one after (scared cause NX idea was created under Iwata
>>344434103
confirmed
>>344432184
>"In an internal sales representative meeting, someone projected that we would sell close to 100 million Wii U systems worldwide," -Kimishima
Reminder that Kimishima himself said he knew the Wii U would fail
>>344433676
Oh! I get it now! They call it a Pii U because it stinks or smells! So they go "Pii U!" Kek. That's actually pretty funny. Pii U pee pee.
>>344434026
>https://youtu.be/p1JJPkd4Q28?t=39m3s
Even looking back at it now, even knowing the truth, it's easy to see all the confusion to this day.
>>344432184
Because Nintendo is stuck in the past and doesn't realize that core audience buys a console on which Fifa has the best graphics.
>no one bought the Wii U
>no one gets to enjoy Tsubasa's amazingrack
baka
>>344434431
>urgh, sport games are so lame
>OMG MARIO TENNIS
>IT HAS AMIIBO AND ROSALINA IN A SEXY OUTFIT
>>344434263
you hyped for shit splash and literally nothing else this year nintenbro?
>>344434779
Nope!
>>344434687
What do I win?
>>344434512
>generic anime girl with large breasts #21745
We're missing out
>>344432184
>No Zelda exclusive
>No Metroid
>No Paper Mario that doesn't suck
>No F-Zero
>No Star Fox that doesn't suck
>Doesn't even have a genuine 3D Mario game
>Third parties hate it
>Forced gimmicks and DLC locked behind toys
Wii U is the first Nintendo console I truly regret buying. Even the Wii had things worth playing on it.
>>344434687
>thetimeisnow
to cuck yourself that is. anyone with half a brain will wait for NX instead of buying a wii U now
>>344433862
they need to stop with the gimmicky shit and make another console like the gamecube
>>344432184
because your marketing was beyond retarded
>>344435125
Hey, don't shoot the messenger. That was an official image directly from Nintendo of Europe.
>>344435041
>Doesn't even have a genuine 3D Mario game
Uh, Super Mario 3D World came out in 2013.
>>344435376
And it was basically the 2D games in a 3D environment.
>>344433770
>early gen and wiiu flops
>famboys go "well if the wiiu failed the others will fail even harder"
>xbone and ps4 end up selling more than the wiiu
Ayyyyyyyy
>>344435568
Exactly. A 3D game that plays like the old Mario games is a 3D Mario game, in every meaning.
>>344432184
>not enough worthwhile games
>outdated hardware
>confusing, shitty name
I have one but I regret it. It sits around collecting dust for the most part unless I have my nephews over and they want to play MK8 or Smash.
My 3DS gets far more play.
>>344435268
not surprised. shaking my head in disappointment.
why save a turd? im sure nintendo will milk the amiibofags for all theyre worth until they find a new gimmick
>console has about 10 worthwhile games.
>regularly sees 6+ month game droughts.
>100 dollars more than it should be because of a tablet controller that not even Nintendo's own teams know what to do with.
>shit online.
>no third party support.
>Nintendo is now making more money selling McDonald's happy meal toys than videogames.
>>344432184
I dont buy forced gimmicks.
Check 'em, 90 must buy titles for the Wii U.
Haters leave.
>>344436089
>SSB4
>exclusive
>>344432184
Lack of games, no third party games worth a damn, and overly relying on shitty gimmicks. Am I missing anything else?
The Wii U never had any masterpieces I guess.
There's still hope for BotW though.
>>344432184
Should've just made a light simple console that used solid state storage to store games to cut down on shipping/shelf space costs and improve load times and user experience and redirected all that extra cash into first party titles instead of trying to play off the apple iPad craze.
>>344436089
At least 1/3 of the 'exclusives' can be found in other platforms like 3DS.
>>344436312
Which will be better on NX. Seriously, the Wii U version of the game is just a formality at this point, being released as to not piss people off for constantly promising it on the Wii U.
>>344436089
>90
>80% are retro, mobile, indie trash, or available on pc
Less than 10 games I'd want to play on that console.
I have a PS4 and a Wii U
I have 10 games for my Wii U that I've played and enjoyed.
I have 2 for my PS4, 1 being TLoU which I already played on PS3.
My third game for PS4 will be FFXV, and only because It won't be on PC for release.
Even though the Wii U is weaker, It has better games.
It's the exact same story for 3DS and Vita.
>>344435973
you forgot
>Nintendo's stock is now worth more because of cheap third party phone games
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>>344432184
> weakest of all the new consoles
> mostly rehashes
> shitty censorship
> shitty rewrites instead of actual translations
> nintendo pretty much abandoning it for NX, there's barely any interesting new games
>>344436089
>HD remasters
>multiplats
>paying for emulation
>garbage titles like MP10 and Game&Wario
wew lad
>>344434779
>tfw you don't have to force yourself to get excited over movieshit
>>344436618
That's sad. You compare a shitty console to an arguably shittier console.
It's big to brag about your 10 game library when 6th gen consoles had 10 must-own games before its third year.
I got what I wanted out of the console but it really just does not have a whole lot to offer. Quite frankly I think they've given up on it.
>>344436618
>>344436807
That's true. All the consoles this gen are complete fucking garbage.
>>344435376
just stop, 3DW is bad, it has no interesting mechanic, levels are just floating islands and it has nothing for itself
>>344436664
But didn't Iwata and Reggie say they would never put their games on phones?
Are you saying the new guy isn't half as retarded as the old guy?
>>344436989
At least it flowed and didn't bring gameplay to a grinding hault every time you picked up a star.
>>344432840
Never underestimate what one determined sex genie with no life can cause to catch on
>>344437073
I'm pretty sure the new guy is older than Iwata. Certainly looks like it at least.
That delusion back then.
I bet every single ones of those Anons, along with the one who made the "SONY WILL NOT MAKE A PS4, IN THE NEXT POSTS IS MY PROOF", cry themselfs to sleep every night with a Rosalina Amiibo in their hands.
>>344436783
>le movie meme
I'd take a movie rather than another sequel that it's nothing but a spit on a once good series
>>344433770
I never remember the Nintendo fanboys saying the next console would sell more than the PS2 but I absolutely remember the whole "never going to be a PS4" meme. Thank God someone else remembers that because when I bring it up no one seems to recall. Almost guarantee you they're the people who were saying it or just newfags.
>>344433991
And proud of it, stay mad Nintencuck.
>>344437476
You're proud of buying a 400 dollar video game console for movies?
>>344437592
Believe it or not, what people do with their money is no concern of yours.
>>344437592
I'm sorry TVii is dead anon
>>344437712
Just asking a question brah.
>>344437592
>can watch blu rays
>can watch netflix
>can use spotify while gaming
>can party chat
>can open and close the hub menu and keep the game running
>can put into rest mode and keep right where im at in my game
>actually get games released on the console
You Wii U owners keep sperging movie games, but you wouldn't even know what games are since the Wii U never gets any.
>>344436089
I already have all those Virtual Console games on their original systems.
For most of the multiplats, the Wii U has the worst version.
Most of the e-shop games are in my Steam library.
I do have most of the exclusives you listed, but Starfox sucked.
I just use my Wii U to play MK8 and Smash with my wife and friends. My real gaming is on PC and PS4.
>>344437216
Created as a joke. Ended up close to reality.
Because Iwata was a hack and basically got lucky with waggle controls. NX to bring back the remote and have N64 graphics confirmed
>>344437712
And yet when someone purchases a Wii U it's everyone's concern?
>>344432184
Still more realistic than what Yusuf "ONE BILLION XBONES SOLD" Mehdi predicted.
>>344438178
>For most of the multiplats, the Wii U has the worst version.
Really doesn't have many, and some are the best versions available on console, like Deus Ex and Bayonetta.
>>344438381
Let's be honest here, the PS4 sn't going to come close to the PS2
>>344438654
I dug it up for you, senpai. Also kinect coke dreams, and THE POWER OF THE CLOUD.
Titanfall AI will be much more advanced, because power of the cloud. That's why it only runs on xbone. CLOUD mandatory.
>>344438517
Also expect it have to literally no games as Nintendo will need at least another generation to polish Zelda
>>344435125
>its cucking yourself to enjoy video games
idort here, you are a silly faggot
I've honestly spent more time on my Wii U than my PS4, PC or 3DS in the last couple of years
>>344438517
I thought it was Miyamoto who was behind wagglan gimmicks.
Why did everybody except Sony partake in the squid ink and consumer nightmares this generation?
More importantly, how did Sony escape? Was it because the PS3 had cost them so much money that they couldn't afford any squid ink? Even Valve went all in on the stupidity with their steam machines.
>>344439012
so you got more money than taste. good for you
>>344439086
I read that Sony was planning on doing the always online shit with the PS4 too but backed out after the backlash over the Xbone
>>344438757
>and some are the best versions available on console
>playing multiplats on consoles when PC's exist
>keep spreading the wiiu version is the best meme
I sure love Assassins creed running at negative fps
>>344439142
>>344439668
>mfw Smashbabbies would rather have Shantae then Bayonetta
