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>it's a "Only mercy on your team heals a Pharah"
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>it's a "Only mercy on your team heals a Pharah" match

Is this an European thing? Do other severs get this?
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DON'T MAKE THIS A LESBIAN THREAD
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Happens in Asian servers sometimes. Its only intentional half the time, other half is because the Pharah jets and the mercy tags along and they're pulled behind enemy lines.
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I fucking love mechaqueen so much
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>>344406892
This. No shipping.
>>344406946
I'm talking about pocket healing. As in clearly the mercy wants to heal Pharah at the expense of the team. Goes out of her way to do so.
>>344406967
Anubis>Mecha
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>>344406892
No

I happily welcome a Phara x Mercy thread
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>>344406802
Better than a mercy healing a full health rein behind the shield.

Or Mercy flying to you as reaper when you are trying to sneak behind.
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>>344406802
Why are mercy players so fucking terrible?
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>>344407291
holy shit your taste is so shit Anon

Mechaqueen > Raptorion > Default=Jackal>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>literal shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Anubis>>>>>>>>>>Origins skin
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>>344410959
kys yourself
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>>344406967
easily the best skin in the game. was the first thing I bought with gold
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>>344406802
Considering Pharah is one of my main go-to characters, Im okay with this.
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>>344406802
Damage boosted Pharah is a fucking menace is why
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>Braindead Mercy starts healing me playing Pharah instead of the Rein getting focused
>Land in the middle of the enemy team and sure enough, Mercy follows me in
>Concussive blast my way out of there and mercy gets instakilled
mfw the Mercy rage in chat
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Anyone else think this skin makes her look like she's wearing a nun's habit?
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>>344411316
what's wrong with healing Pharahs?
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>>344406802
That artist really needs to use darker colours for eyes, Pharah's iris looks freaky
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mercy pocketing pharah is objectively the best use for a mercy and your a moron if you don't understand
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>>344411316
Uh if reinhardt is getting focused and you come in to the middle of the enemy team to attack them wouldn't it make sense for Mercy to heal you? Then Reinhardt could charge in and destroy the enemy team when they switch to you
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>>344411353
Not even a little
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Let's suppose that Pharah is actually a lesbian.

Let's just suppose that's the truth

You don't think she can do better than a old hag like Mercy?
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>>344413035
Lets suppose you kill yourself
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>>344413164
Let's just suppose that's the truth
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Probably because Pharah keeps her elevated and everyone on the ground refuses to shoot the Genji / Reaper / Tracer who keeps ass-raping her.
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I think Mercy pocketng is pretty stupid desu. Why would I as a Healer focus on one person when my entire team needs healing. Following good
Pharahs is fun though.
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>>344411316
>things that never happen
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>>344406967
I genuinely like all of Pharah's skins. There's not a bad one on the bunch.
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>>344413035
I don't have problems with her being a muff diver, but I am creeped out by the fact she one day decides to fuck her mom's co-worker. Go look at the people at your parent's jobs, and tell me if you'd fuck any of them.
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>>344413771

Theyre only five years apart .
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>>344412217
because it never happened. It's called a shitpost
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>>344413808
Sauce

Mercy should be about as old as 76 and reaper but she does some nanomachines thing to maintain youth, I thought
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>>344413771
You've got me there... but none of them look like Mercy either. So it's a moot point
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>>344413895
Mercy is 37, Pharah is 32.
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>>344413895

It's literally in their fucking character bio, all over the internet.
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>>344406802
damage boosted pharah is really good though, assuming its a pharah with a high rocket hit %
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>>344413035
Pharah a mine.
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>>344413035
the fact that only one person on the team is gay means that they aren't fucking anyone on the team anyways
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>>344406802

I lost a rank 70 comp game because our Mercy wanted to do this. For whatever reason the system though it would be good to put a rank 51 player into my game and they only pocketed our Pharah the entire time.

Never healed anyone else, ever.
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>>344410978

>le epic nerf gun skin xd

Anubis>>>Default>>>>>>Raptorion>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mechaqueen>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dog shit>>>>>>>>>>>Jackal>>>>>>>>>>>>Origins
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>>344414132
Blizzard hinted at more than one. I highly doubt they'll ever reveal them though.
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>>344414132
Thank god.

I don't give a fuck about them having a gay character, I just don't want them to legitimize a cancerous yuriship.
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>>344414132

Metzen said several.
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>>344414232
why even fucking mention it then? you're literally writing something about a person who doesn't exist then not telling anyone. what the fuck is the point
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>>344414132
They hinted at more than one
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>>344414038
>that brief moment of eye contact

my dick
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>>344406967
It was my first legendary I got and I'm not using it.
It ruins her face and has the coloring scheme of a nerf gun.
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>>344414446
hows it feel to have cuck fantasies, anon?
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>>344414313
It's just so they don't hurt any of the shipping babbies fee-fees by making their ships noncanon.

Leaves it ambiguous enough that all the faggots out there can feel validated and say "M-maybe it IS canon! If it wasn't, they would say it... R-right?"
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>>344414519
do you really think they had shipping in mind when writing the characters? they didn't seem prepared for all of the SFM porn (but still glided on its popularity until release)
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>>344414446
What about your dick?
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>>344413746

That bird on her shoulder has seen some shit.
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>>344406802
Is MechaQueen the most common gold skin in the game? I mean I have it myself and I like it, but once I hit like level 50 I noticed 70% of every pharah I came across had MechaQueen
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>>344414665
>oh god please don't ult please don't ult oh no she's ulting I'm so dead again
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>see all these mercy mainers
>tfw reinhardt most played
>tfw pharah most played #2 tied with widowmaker

I...I try to improve my aim with Pharah day by day!
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>>344410978
>>344414168
>jackal and Anubis so far apart

It's pretty clearly

Jackal = Anubis > Thunderbird > Raindancer >>> Titanium = Copper > Default >> Raptirion >> Mechaqueen > Origins > Amethyst> Emerlad
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>>344414619
it's hard
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>>344414865
Disgusting tbqh.
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>>344414758
Keep improving anon. You'll earn those wings some day.
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>tfw Pharah main
>tfw 72% Rocket Accuracy
>tfw soloqueued my way to rank 74
>tfw the game is boring now because there's nobody good enough to challenge me
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>>344414908
Nice four-fingers there Pharah
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>>344414946
Post stats faggot
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>>344414946
>74
lmao
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>>344414457

underage please gtfo
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>>344414758
Just play Tribes, then you'll be godlike at aiming rockets

At least it helped for TF2 Soldier playing
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>>344415015
Nice ship you got there faggot.
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>>344412217
no, the key to beeing good with mercy is staying alive. after that it's healing, because it charges ur ult and healing tanks back up to full gives you a ridic amount of charge.
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>>344414946
I wish I had this problem
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>>344414946
That's some fucking crazy accuracy anon, I had a look the other day at the top ranked dude's profile, Pharah was one of his most played heroes and he had 50% accuracy.
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>>344414908
Don't know how many times I came to this animation.
We really need more dom Pharah.
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>>344415084
Thanks babe
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>>344406802
Tbh I've literally never seen a worse playerbase than ps4 Overwatch. Nobody seems to care or are too dumb for ranked matches.

>The majority just rolls whatever the fuck they main even if there's already 1 player with that hero
>With defense people go for kills and fuckin let the attackers do whatever they want with the objective
>Generally don't really even know how to properly play their "main"
>Roll Zenyatta, don't even use harmony orbs
>Roll Mercy, focus on the junkrat with 200 hp

This makes the ranking system insanely crooked. The ranking only says shit about the decency of the PuG you're in, but you get penalized even if players leave or basically need rank 1 in practice. I'm already tired of this shit.
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>>344406802
Because Pharahs are often dumb fucks usually taking the most damage. Then you damage boost them and it's completely wasted because she isn't hitting anything, meanwhile the enemy pharah might as well be surefour.
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>>344415229
I was kidding, Pharah is not for pussy rubbing.
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>>344415184
Same

face-sitting
grinding
Pharah
god tier looping

best Pharah webm tbqh
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>>344413548
Because Lucio is healing them already
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>>344415070
>muh animu skin

It had a shit color scheme then and it's shit now.
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>flashbang two tracers at the same time
>headshot both
NICE

but most of the time it's like this
>encounter tracer
>throw flashbang
>she blinks backwards into a wall right behind her
>still avoids flashbang thanks to iframes during blink
That character is the most annoying piece of shit ever created
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>>344415229
that looks like some malnourished donte cosplaying as mercy
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>>344415345
>not the one minute long video of POV Pharah riding
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>>344415271
I enjoy both prospects though
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I hope everyone is watching the /u/ anime of the season
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>>344415496
I cringe a little every time I see this.
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>>344415596
sounds like autism.
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>>344415581
>amanchu
>/u/
no it's hetshit yuribait trying so hard to be aria garbage
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>>344415596
Why, it's just meant to be a cute image nothing more.
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>>344415458
>I frames
It doesn't have those though they just out played you
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>>344415581
Something seems off
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>>344413771
Spotted the literal teenager.
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>>344415482
My face sitting fetish is too strong to prefer that one
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>>344415878
colors on the woman don't really match the vibrant ones behind her. she looks like an object thats about to move in an old disney movie
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>>344415709
name one better /u/ anime this season. bonus points for a sensei/student relationship
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>>344413746
I like them all too, but just like Mercy, I find that most of them arn't really suitable, or just look alien on the field. Hope she gets a awesome new skin the next time around
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Why would anyone sexualize this qtie patootie.
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>>344415927
>tfw can't even enjioy phara anymore without being grouped up with yuridegenrates
Why can't you faggots stay in your containment board god damn it.
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>>344416119

Don't test me anon, egyptian stuff is a fetish in itself
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>>344406802
PharMercy is weird though. Mercy probably knew her mother at around her age or more.
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>>344414372
Fuck off back to your containment board /u/
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>>344416161
I can stop if you want. I have some solo Pharah as well.
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>>344414758
>artist can't draw arms for shit
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>>344406802
God I hate this. Had this happen last night. The Mercy just spent the entire match dick riding a shitty pharah, while the OPPOSING mercy was hopping around healing the fuck out of her entire team constantly. I was standing RIGHT in front of our mercy spamming "HEAL ME" and she just kept the fucking heal beam on the full health pharah.

Getting so sick of these faggots.
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>>344416198
Mercy is only 5 years older, Pharah is 32 and Mercy is 37.
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>>344416253
>hating our neighbor /u/

fuck off retard

I miss when /v/ had "accidentally clicked on /u/" threads.
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>>344413548
When everyone's topped up who are you focusing on damage boosting and making sure they don't die?

Pharah's the obvious choice given that rockets are already deadly and everytime she takes to the sky she's an enormous target.
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>>344416380
>Thinking anyone likes /u
There is a reason they got their own board. Because no one wants you fucking sick degenerates around.
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>>344416380
I miss non-vidya threads that were still part of the board culture, such as non-vidya comics and those /u/ threads. its still better than whatever meme game is getting dozens of threads at a time
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>>344416443
Guess I'll go full degenerate until the thread dies then.
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>>344416443
>Thinking anyone likes /v/
There is a reason we got our own board. Because no one wants us fucking sick degenerates around.
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>>344416443
>/u
Out.
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>>344416443
Honestly you think /v/ is any better? This board has turned into a pile of casual fucking garbage that unironically has nostalgia for Call of Duty 4 and Halo 3.
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>>344416443
i like /u/
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>>344414946
>rank 74
>there's nobody good enough to challenge me There's people in the 26 ranks above you good enough to challenge you apparently.
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>>344416443
i like /u/
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>>344416443

> Not liking lesbians

Are you fucking gay?
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>>344416618
Nigger what
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>>344416950
I hope you're not under the delusion that any board outside of here respects us
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Shit healers will always pocket a specific class in most games. In TF2 it was the Heavy, here it's Pharah.
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>>344416064
BerserkGuts throwing knife is canon female
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>>344416443

/u/ is great
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>>344416913
Those alternate hairstyles, muh dik
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>>344406967

pretty good though I prefer the Jehuty recolor of it
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>>344417049
I see more Mercy's pocketing Rein than Pharah. And all they do is stand behind him healing when his shield is up while everyone else around them dies.
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>>344406802
Pharah with a pocket Mercy is very strong
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>>344417041
No I'm not but having a board about video games makes sense compared to a board solely for yuri shit.
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>>344410959
Because all they have to do to get POTG is Shift + Q from behind a corner.

Can't believe that fucking ult hasn't been given a cast time yet or something.
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>>344417126
no one is delusional to actually think it's canon anon
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>>344417363
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>>344417238
does it really?
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>>344417416
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>>344417238
>having a board dedicated to things I like are good but boards dedicated to things I don't like are bad

Please neck yourself
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>>344417425
Yes when there is a cute and ecchi board.


>>344417516
Nigger yuri can fit under the many other board there are. Video games can't
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>>344415458
>play Roadhog
>tracer ults on my chest and time shifts away
>mfw i hook her face first into my flaming pig carcass as she dies with me.

feels good
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>>344417416
sorry i meant
no one is that delusional to think it's actually canon anon.

missed a few words the first time around
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>>344417551
>video games: stupid pointless shit that doesn't matter
>yuri: stupid pointless shit that doesn't matter
you're literally just splitting hairs
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>>344417516
>Yuri can't fit under ecchi and cute
What?
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>>344417126
No ship is canon. Hell Blizzard themselves can't even make a cohesive timeline for the game. And at this point I'm sure the fans have put more thoufht into Overwatch's story than Blizzard.

>>344417319
Now we're talkin'
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>>344417674
Yuri can fit under different categories have boards that all ready exisit, they had to get their own board because no one wanted them shitting up theirs. Why are you trying to defend your shitty degenerate fetish to some random fuck online also
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>>344417824
and boards like out, fit, photography etc could be put under one board called "activities". but the point is that each board has enough unique posters to justify having its own board and culture rather than one giant melting pot of ideas. globalists pls die
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>>344417824
>they had to get their own board because ________

where is the proof
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can you guys go back to /vg/ or /u/
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>>344414946

>72%

Do you never shoot supressive shots?

>>344415927

Lesbian facesitting will be the new era of top porn.
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>>344417824
you're pretty mad about extremely petty stuff that doesn't matter. maybe you should write to your local congressman about how a fetish you don't like has its own board on the 4chans
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I heal EVERYONE, Phara is just a really easy target, good for free ults and my own mobility as a healer

FUG OFF :DDDD
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>>344414946
Did you try the 26 ranks above yours?
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>>344417824

Go away nigger

/v/ and /u/ have always been tight
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They pocket them because they think it's like pocketing soldier. the crucial difference is that even a bad sniper can murder her if she ever boosts
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Well that's the last one without going into super lewd territory. Have a nice day.
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>>344418337
Probably just faggots who joined after 2010.
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>>344410959
if someone is bad at FPS you'd rather they play mercy than, say, Windowmaker or Solider or anyone who requires some aiming
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Mercy is pure. PURE
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>>344417824
/u/ is not a containment board you dense motherfucker
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>>344414946

72% rocket accuracy isn't a good thing...
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>>344414446
Are you just not used to woman looking at you
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>>344418371

Thanks anon, you inspired me to not be so useless when a mercy pockets me to try their luck
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>>344417975
>but the point is that each board has enough unique posters to justify having its own board
lies, /t/ is like 10 guys
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>>344418719
>people actually remember /t/ exists
how
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>tfw someone always takes widow before you and they are terrible shots
Widow should remove phara as a choice for the enemy team if they actually have good aim. a widow with bad aim is literally worse than nothing
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>>344418885
I go there for porn sometimes
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I wish there was more Widow on Phatah femdim tbqh famila
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>>344419287
holy shit my spelling
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>>344415245
>tfw opponents use overtime on every checkpoint winning round 1, your team doesn't get on the payload in round 2 even when they're looking right at it
>tfw 3 eliminations gold medal
>tfw 50 eliminations, 36 objective kills, still isn't enough to carry your team
>tfw shitters quit every time meaning you gain next to no skill rating
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>>344410959
Lucio get out
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>>344418615
not OP but cmon man that is really good and means that almost 3/4 of your shots are direct hits. OP is still a fag though for saying that no one can challenge him anymore even though he isn't the highest rank.
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>>344419610
>>344419287

you can atone and tell me who is responsible for that piece
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Keep posting Pharmercy.
It's cute and it makes neckbeards butthurt. Win-Win!
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>>344411316
That makes no sense.
>killing someone trying to support you
>concussion blast your way out
It has a three meter knockback and you just used your jump jet, did you walk past them as they ignored you?
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>>344406967
>Have Raptorian, Thunderbird, and Anubis
>Never get to use them because Im terrible with Pharahon console.
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>>344413035
No, but mommy issues. Replaces the sweet, tender caring mother she never had.
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>>344413548
Mercy should have some degree of pocketing. Mercy is better at creating one OP player to break through enemy groups. Lucio is for team healing.
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>>344416091
I fucking love hearing "Heroes never die. For a price" from Imp Mercy. Even though it usually comes out of the other team's mercy and means my team is about to get wiped.
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>>344414038
>>344414446
>that brief moment of eye contact with you as she's getting fucked from behind by someone else

Ftfy
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/v/ is Team Pharah

Yessss
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>>344420350
She should be hopping around healing everyone. Yeah, its good for an initial push to overcharge the right hero, but keeping everyone alive will do more in the long run then tunnel visioning one hero.
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>>344414665
>remembering Pharah raining her justice on mercy in bed
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>>344416443
I've never been to /u/. What's wrong with a little lezzing?
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>>344416443
>fucking sick degenerates
4/u/
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>>344420239

What is her issues with her mother?
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>cntrl+F "pocket"
>11 instances

You fucking niggers and your buzzwords
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>>344420705
Autists are being autistic.
You can check any or all of the following boxes

Religion
Personal insecurities
Hating fun
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>>344421442

Mercy follows me, then all of a sudden disbands. My pockets must have holes.
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>>344420542
That's what Lucio is for
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>>344420705
Nothing.

But what's wrong with shut-ins who browse 4chan? A bunch of shit.
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>>344413035
Pharah is 32, she's not much younger than Mercy.
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>>344421963
It really depends. If the team is split up or shifting around enough that only 1 or 2 are really taking much damage mercy is a much better healer.
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https://youtu.be/SeNv81OSKqw
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>>344421296
No one knows really, other than Pharah seems to resent her somewhat. Maybe she wasn't there for her because she was in Overwatch.
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>>344421296
Her mother disappeared or some shit, but the rumour is her mother is Sombra, abandoned her kid and joined Talon
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Pharah is only for non-sexual activities.
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>Its a "you get cuckolded by a Reaper" episode
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>its a, your team level average is less than half the opposing team's level average episode
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I can't understand why most people in Overwatch are in their 30s or 40s.

is this self insert for Blizzard Developers? they realized they are getting old and want to shove us people with the same age of them?
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>>344425006
>80% of protagonists aren't in their teens

fucking finally
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>>344425006
OW as an organization is already dead, everyone is already a veteran, there aren't going to be any 19 year old recruits for an organization that no longer exists, only people who were a part of it in the past.
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>>344425006
>most people in Overwatch are in their 30s or 40s.
>at least 2 of them (Mercy and Mei) have been shown not to age and still look young
Hell of a fantasy for the female devs at Blizzard
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>Tfw healsluts were few on /v/, but as of lately they have been multiplying

They arent rare anymore :(
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>>344425269
Mei ages, she was just cryo-frozen. Mercy apparently doesn't age, probably due to her biotic field nanomachines shit.
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>>344425239
>there aren't going to be any 19 year old recruits
M8... I wish I could tell you, you were right...
Overwatch has been Recalled, that's literally the entire point. Pharah was never in the original Overwatch, Tracer constantly says "the world could always use more heroes", in one of their animated shorts, literal children took on Widow Maker, if you think Blizzard isn't going to add in an actual child to the line-up, you are wrong
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>>344425478
is D.va like 16?
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>>344425127

what is the age range for someone to be call "teen"?

12-20?
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>>344425671
19, but she's not part of Overwatch, she's in the Korean military.

>>344425478
Pharah still isn't part of Overwatch and it's not like Overwatch has actually been re-established, it's still banned/illegal.

>>344425740
Isn't it 13-19? ThirTEEN, fourTEEN, fifTEEN, etc.
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>>344425740
13-19

You know, the ages that end with "teen"
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>>344425239
there aren't going to be any 19 year old recruits
D.va is 19.
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Jeez, with all the shitposting that Mercy was old or a hag I expected her to be like 50, but the wiki says she's only 37. I think you guys need to calm down a bit.
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>>344413548
seriously who the fuck BITES ice cream?
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>>344425937
>>344425985

MIND BLOWN

jokes aside, I read an article where teens were considered till 25. I will look for the source though
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>team advisor says we need a tank
>only tank im half decent with is reinhardt
>medic pockets me
why?
on an unrelated note, i love that the best skin is one of the cheapest ones
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>>344411353
yes
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>>344416443
Sure thing, /pol/
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>>344427460
The best skin is Paragon, you degenerate.
The golden hammer will also go great with it.
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>>344422338

Also Mercy seems to have preserved herself somehow, based on what Mei says about her.
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>>344428274
It's her nano-tech, biotic field stuff.
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>>344427954
>Pacific Rim skin
>not the best
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>>344426080
D.Va is literally not a part of Overwatch, she's been recruited by the Korean army to fight the robots.
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>>344429029
She does it by inserting dildos in her vagina.
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>literal perfection
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>>344415245
dont worry, every other player in your teams complain about how you fuck up just as hard. At least most of them dont come cry about it on 4ch tho, so i guess they re a step above.
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>>344406802
mercy gets an escape tool with a pharah in the match. There is a reason flying is pretty good
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>>344429029
Doesn't mean she isn't getting recruited into Overwatch now it's been recalled
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>>344420114
Use L2 to hover, not X. It frees up your right hand to aim.
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>>344430021
It's still illegal and I wouldn't be so sure a (famous, too) soldier defending her homeland will immediately desert in order to join a globally banned organization.
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>>344430452
...it's a video game dude. if they want D.va as an Overwatch member, she's gonna be an Overwatch member
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>>344415458
>Wen tracer blinks into your Junkrat trap.

Tracer genocide is best genocide.
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>Heroes never die... for a price
Was meinte sie damit?
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>>344430915
I need to be under those heels.
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>>344430642
Yes, obviously, but some characters don't really have anything to do with OW and D.Va is one of them, I don't see why you're saying she's going to be recruited, nothing really supports that. What makes you think they want to make D.Va an OW member?
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>>344431124
She gets paid in cum
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>>344431283
Mercy is not for sexual.
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>>344431214
>some characters don't really have anything to do with OW and D.Va is one of them, I don't see why you're saying she's going to be recruited, nothing really supports that.
This has to be bait right? Do you really think, in a game named Overwatch, with a story exclusively about Overwatch and it's members, with Overwatch recently being recalled in the lore, that there will be playable characters in the game not associated with Overwatch, Talon or Omnics?
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>>344431440
>submissive healslut is not for sexual
this is demonstrably false
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>>344431490
I'm pretty sure fighting against omnics in inclusion enough.
Do you think Zarya is a member of any of those three?
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>>344431512
You seem to be confusing the character with the player. Healsluts are those who play healers.
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>>344431512
A smart move from blizzard. Normally people detest playing support but having a waifu most neckbeards will flock to pick her, resulting in the presence of more support picks during games.
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>>344431624
>genius scientist
Yeah, I think she's supposed to be recruited into Overwatch too
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>>344406802
I literally have two friends who do this. I refuse to play ranked with them.
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>>344431939
Also, I know girls who like to play female characters
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>>344431939
the closest thing to a healer i ever pick is 76. i never touch healslut or healnigger
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>>344432054
lol what are they, gay?
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>>344406802
>not playing hopskotch with mercy healing beam with your team before the match begins

u srs
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>>344431961
Well she's not.
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>>344432306
bi actually
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>>344415143

reminds me of this.
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>>344431490
Yeah man totally the game's name is Overwatch so every character has to be in Overwatch or their direct antagonist, totally
>
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>>344434336
>game's lore exclusively about Overwatch members, ex Overwatch members, Talon, and Omnics
>"no totally guys, they'll include characters who have nothing to do with Overwatch, they'll probably never even meet each other!"
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>>344434334
First is better. Size difference is my fetish.
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My team on defence (Anubis,Hanamura,Volskaya,Hollywood)
>Genji
>Tracer
>Hanzo
>Pharah
>Rhein
>Me as mercy

>prepare to defend
>mfw they all run out to try and camp attacker spawn
>tfw you lose an extremely defensible position in under 30 secs because the retards get picked off and you're left to try and defend the point yourself

the Rhein can survive for a bit might as well pocket heal the Pharah at least theres a chance of you escaping between rhein and her flying, no way I'm chasing after retards who will just blink or double jump away leaving you to jump around like a headless chicken
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>>344434908
But the younger girl grew to be bigger than her onee-san.
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>>344415143
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>>344434769
Good job bro you beat that strawman into the ground, you're doing great
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QUESTION: How do I get rid of super tightly positioned teams?

Just lost a game in Dorado with a Bastion/Reinhardt sitting on the payload, and the rest of their team behind them. How do I force them to spread if nobody on the team has ults yet?
I'm thinking D.Va could boost into their faces to push them off the payload, but she'd die soon after. I'm sure this wouldn't work for control points since they'd spread themselves far enough to cover everyone's bases, but close enough to annihilate..
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>>344435597
break the rhein's shields thru massed fire?
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