So how long before someone gets murdered or raped while playing Pokémon Go?
>>344402639
right now
*unzips dick*
>Be american
>Get shot/kidnapped/mugged/raped while walking around the streets
You can't make this shit up!
Wasn't some kid already mugged because he strayed into a bad neighborhood with his iphone?
Be the change you want to see in the world today, OP.
>Have now seen 3 people toss their fucking phone at the ground to try and catch a pokemon because they don't understand
It's fucking beautiful, lads.
>>344403854
What
>>344403065
>Be English
>Get arrested for buying a butter knife at the age of 15
>>344402639
Someone was already murdered on day one, OP.
>>344402639
I heard a thug attacked someone because that someone was pointing his phone at him trying to catch Pokemon.
>>344403065
you just made it up
>>344403998
>>344404021
>b-b-b-b-b-b-but yurop!!!!
>*dies from gunshots"
>>344403854
How and why are people this retarded?
>>344403065
>Be american
>Get shot/kidnapped/mugged/raped while learning the alphabet
God bless this perfect country.
>>344403854
why would you lie
>>344404046
>>344403998
I'm english and got raped while taking my dog on a walk when I was 10
>>344404090
>How and why are people this retarded?
They still play pokemon. Figure it out.
>>344403923
>>344404090
>>344404152
It's actually extremely common. A lot of it is friends fucking with each other, but there are people who see the image of the pokeball with the big arrow pointing at the pokemon and think their phone gets thrown.
Fucking retarded but endlessly amusing
>>344404142
don't worry, it'll happen to you too
>>344404183
Look on the bright side, it means you were a sexy ten year old
>>344403065
It's why my country is better than your entire shitty continent.
>>344403065
Must be mistakening us for Brazil or any other third world country such as France
I dont care my sister found a fucking Dratini ...
What did i found?
Pidgey ... everywhere
>>344404183
The fuck did the dog do just sit and watch?
>>344404236
But I don't live in America.
I'm all good, don't have to worry about that second amendment shit.
>>344404312
He joined
>>344403065
>Be American
>Shoot mugger because we can carry guns
Who wudda thunk
>>344404312
he hit it with a rock, just layed there after that
>>344404271
Last time I checked France didn't have daily shootings and skyrocketing crime rates.
You are maybe right with Brazil, but at least it has a growing economy unlike ameripoorland.
>>344404368
>Wat do against guns?
>MOAR GUNS
Genius.
>>344404368
>talking about scary horrible shooty objects Non-burgers
>>344404368
But if the right to have guns was taken away then the criminal would have no guns to rop with.
Really makes you think.
>>344404368
What about when you've had enough with bullying at your high school? You gonna shoot up the place?
>>344404453
What...?
>>344404492
Nigga how do you compare a school shooting to personal defense?
>>344404368
>FUCK YOU! DON'T TAKE MY GUNS!
You fat Americans with your precious guns are like babies with their bottles.
>>344404305
>fyw
>You: HAHA
>implying
Fuck right off back to Facebook you cumstained child
>>344403854
>things that never happened
>>344404561
The possession of a gun is all you need for there to be a threat.
>>344404592
>I dont like guns, they are icky and scary, my government takes care of me! You racist shitlords are all so problematic
this is you, Europe is like one giant tumblr.
>>344404634
Check the filename you inbred cumstained child. I saved this pic from another 4chan board.
>>344404421
no way this happened
Do you get banned if you download the APK? It's still not available in England and I want it now!!!!
>>344404665
Enjoy getting mugged/raped by mudslimes and not being able to do anything about it.
>>344404561
I'm not. I'm just saying that kids like him who are bullied at school will shoot up the place thanks to dumb american laws that lets him legally own a gun.
When Hitler resurrects yall going to be sorry your gov took your guns away
>>344404224
please tell me you are making this shit up
>>344404747
Wait, kids like who?
How long untilsix billion people are killed because of a Magcargo?
>>344404824
SIGMA, IT'S A BOMB.
>>344404714
It's a lot more common than you think, the counselling I was in after had a lot of kids going there, and this was just for one area. I know people like to act like this kind of thing doesnt happen but it happens all the time
>>344404668
>Huge massacre happens in Australia involving guns
>guns get banned
>never happened again
>Huge massacre happens in America involving guns
>guns stay
>same shit happens next week
Huh.
>>344404479
>Criminal
>Caring about laws
I think you missed a point
>>344404750
>implying he wouldn't arm the European peoples to fight of dessert-dwelling barbarians
>>344404783
1 of 2
>>344404876
Describe it then
>>344404737
>NO U
That has nothing to do with guns being a threat.
You have no argument perhaps?
>>344402639
>>344404881
Australia doesn't have millions of violent subgroups illegally and legally in the country.
people like you have no idea how dangerous these """"people"""" are . I'll keep my self defense tools thank you
>>344404959
2 of 2
are we really having a gun thread again?
>>344404823
You. Only kids and dumb Americans with the mentality of a child support the idea of everyone carrying guns.
>>344404368
Find one actual real concrete example of the "heroic gunman stops crime" fable. Like that lady who shot both her own daughters a few weeks ago with her self-defense pistol. Like that guy in the theater who accidentally shot some random woman with his self defense pistol. LIke that black dude who got shot by a cop for legally having a self defense pistol, and telling the cop that he had it just to be safe. I'll put the tea on.
>>344404421
and that is why you should own an attack dog if your government won't let you have a gun
>>344404750
I'm pretty sure 20 million unarmed people can take on one unarmed zombie.
>>344404959
>>344405010
jesus fucking christ
>>344405015
Europeans are obsessed, they are currently bombs going off in European countries every other month and they can't stop mumbling about muh guns muh merica
>>344405010
If the phone's in the picture...then who was camera?
>>344402639
>playing Ingress with pokemon skins
theres nothing new in there
>>344405127
yeah mainly because there are guns going off daily in america
>>344404719
i'm waiting and praying there will be a server wipe in the UK when it finally gets released here
i will be triggered to fuck if I download it on release and find a bunch of APK neckbeards have kept their progress
>>344404479
Criminals will always find a way to get around the law. Guns can be taken away and locked up but locks only keep the innocent man out.
>>344404750
>>344405086
Who would win? 1,000 zombie Hitlers or 10 gorillas?
>>344404987
Yeah it's not like Australians is a country founded by criminals.
>>344404987
Okay, just make sure you don't have any kids or they will be under the threat of coming to contact with it.
>>344405150
oh fuck
>>344405127
This, fucking rotherham happened but instead nigel would rather try to funnypost on /veee/ about dem ebil burgerts and tehr goooouns
Can't have a single fucking thread about anything without some europoor trying to bantz then going into full asshurt tumblr reaction face image mode.
Get the fuck back to /pol/ you retarded faggots
>>344404441
>lmao growing economy in brazil
this retard doesn't know the olympics fiasco
>>344404959
>>344405010
>fooled by a girl
What a dumpass. This was a nice lesson in natural selection.
>>344405010
>these people are allowed to vote and reproduce
>>344405010
who is the moot?
>>344405219
that is a meme, also comparing cartel members and africans to white people is just silly lets be real.
>>344405173
>europe is getting smothered and letting their citizenry get raped and mugged and beat to death in the name of multiculturalism
>but america and dur guns we gotta stop it!
how about you do you.
>>344405150
>not carrying a second phone in case you need to take a selfie with your broken phone after throwing it at a pidgey
do you even pokemon?
>>344404960
There is nothing arousing about this shit, you people live in complete ignorance to what sex is really like, never mind rape. I had no reason not to trust anyone at that age, nobody had ever really hurt me. How do you think it felt to have a man like that force himself on me, nobody there to help me and I had no idea what was going on. I wasn't even aware of what sex was, when he started pulling my clothes off I had literally no idea what was going on, I thought he was going to kill me. I had to endure that pain for a long time, and then he just left me there crying. What part of that is arousing to anyone? Being powerless against someone like it? My dog fucking died by the way, eat shit
>>344405171
i never played ingress so its new to me
>>344404368
>be Non-American
>don't get mugged in the first place
That was easy
>>344404987
>ASSAULT rifle
>"Its for defence I swear!"
lol
>>344405348
Did you ever find out who the person was?
>>344405372
>be American
>government doesn't feed me to migrants
feels good indeed.
>>344405015
Guns are fuckin boring yo.
>>344404262
is this why my continent colonized yours?
>>344405346
No, because I'm still using an LG Banter. Thing barely does phone stuff to begin with.
>>344405419
You are a country built up of migrants you ignoramus. FUCK, you migrants went there and shat the whole place up for the natives. YOU ARE THE MUDSLIMES YOU FEAR.
>>344405372
Britbong here, I've seen paki's mug people on the daily.
>>344405372
>he says while Mohammed and Ahmed wait outside his apartment with their pocket knives in hand
>>344405419
>be """"white"""" american
>be the minority in 2030 in my own country
JUST CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>344405417
I knew who he was before hand, we all lived in a small town. People actually called me a liar after I worked up the courage to tell anyone. He got taken to jail, but that was 9 years ago. Fuck knows where he is now, I don't know how long he got
>>344405481
>be European
>government floods country with migrants in the name of multiculturalism
>>344405348
Like I believe that faggot.
I wish you really got raped.
>>344405348
it is kind of hot desu
>>344405506
You should find out what happened to him and where he is now so you can return the favorby sodomizing him with the barrel of a rifle
>>344405464
the biggest retards are named either martin or kevin
I kind of want to play this but I'm a fat loser neckbeard so I don't want anyone to see me
>>344405010
>>344404959
how is anyone this stupid
>>344405542
>be Murrican
>actually believe Europe is off worse when it comes to multiculturalism
>a mudslime shooting a week
>>344405580
Tried that m8, got mandatory re-education training for not being too nice to them coloured folk.
>>344405470
>he said while Tyrone and Jamal wait outside his apartment with tactical assault equipment in hand
>>344405464
>I just wanted to catch em all
>>344405542
Jesus fuck they look like CG models.
>>344405689
>be me
>in britbongistan
>me mum got mugged by a paki naught 2 bongs ago
fuck you, shitposting while ya should be out clearing my streets of this filth.
>>344402761
Your dick has a zipper?
>>344404959
>>344405010
>>344405464
>I just wanted to catch 'em all
Martin is a true hero
>>344405468
Sounds like the pakis integrated quite well into the britbong customs, then.
>>344402639
Nothing new here.
recycling some of the nodes from Ingress and calling it "Pokestop" always makes me laugh.
>this fucking thread
>>344405761
>implying the Pakis aren't too busy selling me alcohol
>>344405542
>Sweden
Everytime.
Im waiting for the next isis execution video done on Pokémon go
>>344405701
Then do it again. Now that you're older and wisernot that 19 is very old nor wiseperhaps you can plan this more methodically. Never let Justice die.
>tfw there's a Pokémon inside the Vesuvius
I... I don't know...
>>344405836
ya fuckin cunt, they be buyn that booze with me mums money. I'm calling the garda.
>>344405935
but you want to be the very best, right?
you do want to catch em all?
>people acting like this is the first game of this genre
Fucking retards.
>>344405860
who team aisha here?
>>344405901
Leave
>>344405935
Ash would do it ya pussy
>>344406017
Did you misquote, anon? Evil people deserve death. :-)
>>344405860
I've heard Aisha's recipes have exploded in popularity
>>344406000
its ingress slapped with the name pokemon
fucking shitstains would never know because muh pokemans
fuck Niantic
>muh battery life
>>344404881
>massacre in Australia
>guns banned at cost of almost a trillion dollars
>violent crime SKYROCKETS
Fucking aussies are retards.
>>344405860
god damn it how the fuck did my country ever get taken over by these low T numales. What happened? What about Carolus?
>>344405046
https://youtu.be/wWoLGC-n4i4
There you go
>>344406146
>2 starters
nice nice, I got a squirtle in addition to my charmander yesterday.
Literally the best country in the world
A Dugtrio took my phone when trying to catch it.
>tfw going to Mall of America today
going to look like a total knob, but whatever. hopefully they have Pokestops up the ass
>>344406151
>anon makes things up to fit his narrative
>sucks multiple cocks
>gets btfo on a mongolian knife-sharpening forum
>>344406223
Nice video. Old man didn't fuck around.
>>344406338
It's sad how this is a real PSA
>>344406443
Enjoyed any hot dishes, minnesotafag?
>>344406253
I didn't know how the game worked and got the squirtle first. I wanted charmander.
>>344405461
>>>/reddit/
>>344406338
>>344406518
Wait what? This is not a comedy sketch? This shit is hilarious. I wish America was really like this though.
>>344406151
Except it didn't? McDonald's grease blocking the flow of blood to your brain amerifat, go fellate your gun
>>344404881
One country shares boarders with 2 other countries. The other is surrounded by water, with no boarders with other countries. Really makes you think.
>>344406641
That's from a documentary, bro.
>>344406489
>anon can't deny the truth so he shitposts instead
>>344406338
>Spreading mayo with a gun
Fucking white people.
>>344404441
>>344404453
>>344404479
>>344404492
>>344404592
>>344405046
>>344405372
Now I see why the term Eurocuck is used so often.
>>344406221
because
SWEDEN
YES
>>344406582
same thing happened here, except I transferred the bulbasaur expecting a trade and it just went away and I couldn't get it back.
At first I had a starter I didn't want, now I have no starters at all.
>>344406732
suck my cock you faggot
http://www.aic.gov.au/dataTools/facts/vicViolentRate.html
the only crimes that increased were following trends
everything else is stable and is lower than it's ever been
>>344406582
>>344406992
You're just pretending to be retarded, right?
Jim Jefferies is a legend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rR9IaXH1M0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9UFyNy-rw4
Even though it's all for comedy, you can't argue against this.
Well, maybe you could, I dunno.
>>344403854
Okay sure
>>344407120
I made a whole new gmail account because of that fuck up, as soon as I went and picked charmander, I found out there's a way to get Pikachu as a starter.
Life is suffering.
post your team
>>344404302
Don't push the seed of hate..... proof
>>344405860
The entire point of that segment was to introduce yourself as the opposite sex, that's why the boys are so flamboyant and the girls just stand there.
>>344407272
What does the cp mean?
>>344407359
cheese pizza
So has it been confirmed that other gen Pokemon will be added? Gen 2 is my favorite.
>>344407359
google it
>>344404479
Yup, it's just like how we made drugs illeagle and it completely solved the drug problem. It's that simple ...
Oh wait, your just retarded.
tfw i've got three gyms and eleven pokestops within 10 minutes of my house
Aw yeah boys.
>evolve xl pokemon
>turns into an xs
ok
>>344405150
Do you just go around ruining everything?
>>344407543
Remember kids, don't do steroids.
How long until someone dies of starvation while waiting on stable servers?
>>344407382
Hahaha you're a funny guy... I was being serious
Hopefully soon any shiteaters that play this deserve to die
>>344407272
so you can catch an arcanine or you have to evolve growlithe?
>>344407667
I caught it wild. was 5xx's. Almost ran out of pokeballs on it.
also it wasn't listed as nearby, literally popped up directly on my character.
>>344405935
It better fucking be a Moltres.
>>344407073
Your country is a gigantic shit hole of censorship. Who the fuck would defend it
>>344407926
>called out on completely made up shit
>immediately changes the subject
>>344405767
>being this new
Why are Aussies still allowed to post here?
>>344403065
>Be British
>get beheaded in the name of Allah while walking around the streets
>>344404183
You're taking it rather well.
>>344408105
Stop responding to it.
i'm pretty sure they're just as likely to get murdered raped and robbed as anyone walking around with their phone out which, spoiler alert, is most people in the year of our lord 2016
>>344404479
Everyone would start working out instead and the world would become fist of the north star.
can anyone post acc data from a australian itunes acc
im too retarded to do work around myself
>>344408664
Especially in Europe.
>>344403854
Quiet an imagination you got there
>at work, sitting in back of the car
>checking map during the ride
>suddenly, eevee pops up in middle of the road
>car going at ~70kmh could only catch a glimpse of it
>go back to the place on foot
>find a drowzee
fuck
>>344405258
Let him think whatever he wants, poor bastard will never set foot outside the Favela.
are you fucking autists for real with this shit?
>>344404224
>literally making shit up
Why? The only person stupid enough to believe this is you
>>344404368
Oh sweet Jesus, he's trying to defend guns. America really is a bucket of laughs, all those crimes and robberies using guns and only about 10% of the time do guns ever help a victim.
But oh no 'Guns protect our freedom durr they're cool'
>>344410130
very well thought out and collected though.
quality post.
First dead body has already been found.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-09/pokemon-go-player-discovers-dead-body/7583188
>>344410130
kek because criminals would totally stop using guns if you made them illegal, yeah? Or maybe you think it's feasible to remove guns from a nation that literally has more firearms than people.
Take your pick, either way you're retarded.
>>344403854
kys my man
i dont think i want to go outside today
my feet hurt
>>344410830
i cut the part below my feet 2 days ago
>walked 5km yesterday ouf of boredon
>will do the same today if no party
fucking move your ass
Thank you Nassau
>>344402639
A girl raped me once.
I raped her back tho so it's ok
>>344404183
BAN ASSAULT DOGS
>>344407120
Dude anyone who plays fucking pokeshit is certifiably on the left side of the bell curve.
anymore Pokemon related deaths, crimes or antics
>>344411206
>suffolk
>nothing for miles around me
life is sufferingstill happier not living in nassau
Guns are necessary so you can revolt when your government becomes corrupt and starts misuing the people's efforts for some greedy international bankers.
... Granted, people aren't actually using the guns for that, they're sitting down and taking it like cucks.
But it's the thought that counts!
>>344411658
underage b&
we get it, the games are older than you are. It's okay, you don't have to keep projecting in every thread.
>>344408859
That would be fucking awesome
>Not available in Canada yet
>>344409867
On the one hand, I am laffin
On the other hand,
...
Nope, got rid of my faith in humanity years ago.
Only laughter remains.
>>344412046
The Canadian government has determined that the app might result on young men spending time and attention on something other than women.
They're looking for ways to double the cost of the microtransactions, so that 50% of every microtransaction can be taken as tax, to support the women left neglected by this event.
>>344411821
Fuck off nigger. I was in middle school back when that shitty anime was still on tv.
I bet your faggot ass still sings it in the shower after getting plowed by Tyrone.
>I wanna be the very lest. No one ever wants. To lust after them with my low test, to fuck them is my cause. Shittymon!
>>344412189
Hoy?
But both my GF and I wanna play it.
>>344412189
they thought it would be sex bots
but
the truth will shock you!
>>344411784
>Gun vs Predator drone
>>344412380
Honestly this is why I think RPGs and MANPADs should be civilian-legal. If it can't reliably fight against the nation's army, then what's the point of even having it?
>>344407272
Lord have mercy if understand the reference in my Raticate's name
>>344411784
>you can revolt when your government becomes corrupt
ya how'd that civil war go
>>344412474peet rat goomi candi
>>344412469
>This is how stupid burgers are
A normie on my Facebook just posted "there are too many normies on Pokemon go"
Discuss
>>344412517
>>344412583
I'm Australian you dumbasses.
>>344405184
Didn't happen in the US and it is mostly not going to happen in Europe. People that played the apk when it was available in AUS and NZ only didn't lose anything and I don't see any reason they should.
>Windows phone
It's all good though, this is still a gift of hilarity. Can't wait to see grown manchildren getting into arguments and bitch boy slap fights in the street over gym battles.
>>344412796
In that case you just need some emu's.
>>344412046
Just download the apk. You are not an Apple-cuck, right?
>>344409867
>2016
>Believing The Onion
>>344411784
You, I am certain, do not understand the conditions you would have to fight in in a geurilla war.
You probably have never lived without electricity, air conditioning, or easy access to clean water and food. And tell me some shit like "of course I have, I've been camping".
You have absolutely no idea what it takes to either lead or even participate in a real revolution. You are a child whining about nothing. Your concerns don't matter because you don't matter. Grow up and start supporting the side that is going to win, not because that side has the moral high ground but because it has all of the political, administrative and coercive power.
I cannot stand these fucking troglodytes that thing them and their fucking redneck friends are going to take down the only world superpower with AR-15s.
>>344407272
I found the flareon in my bedroom ?_?
Posting Rare find.
>>344411206
>>344411764
Queens here i got shitmons too but am driving out to the island today
>>344405068
Ban assault dogs
I watched this little guy get hit by a car. IT was terrible.
>>344410810
butthurt broken screenfag detected
