Who else is hyped
WE
Really enjoyed the first one, will probably like this too
Will it have Dallas DLC?
HACKIN' iPHONES N' SHEIT
>>344356778
>>344356991
>>344357078
It will never, ever be possible to actually discuss this game on /v/, will it?
didn't even finish the first game, have to fuck with uplay and the nude mod is broken. def not hyped.
>>344356778
WUZ
>>344357276
HACKERZ N SHEIT
>>344357190
Nah why do that when we can recycle and post the same memes over and over?
>>344357190
course not
/v/ is mostly white cis males, of course they're going to poke fun at black people
i bet all the cop shooting missions get removed
just like the Muslim missions got removed in GTA3
>>344356645
All i could think while watching the E3 trailer was that i'm too old for this game.
>>344356645
Why are SJWs so obsessed with hijabs? It's literally a veil forced on women by a misogynistic culture.
Making the protag black was a diversity hire. He doesn't make sense in the story and they only did it for SJW brownie points.
>>344356645
game could be OK but what i really want is that mask
Honestly, /v/, I also don't like SJW decisions when people make the protagonist black for the sake of their own agenda. Like Battlefield 1.
But, is that really the case in Watch Dogs? Why can't a black person be a hacker?
Why do you complain every time there is a black protagonist in a game that is not about drug dealing or basketball?
>>344358015
It ok when minorities do it.
>>344356645
Oh yeah I'm real hyped for a downgraded diversity filled sjw casual garbage. Can't wait to play it
>>344357190
Was it ever possible to discuss any game on /v/?
Last time i saw a really good discussions on /v/ was Alien Isolation release, 2 years ago
>>344358210
Because this is Ubisoft we are talking about nigger.
so do i get to play as the iron maiden thing or not
>>344358653
Great argument, I now see the mistake in my ways, thanks for sharing your enlightened intellect with me anon.
>>344356645
right here bro
>no rep system
>can taze and fuck up civilians how you want with no worrying about rep
>multi faction battles, cops can arrest either side, with you right in the middle
>slow mo removed, so no IDing invaders
without finding them exploit
>2v1 invasions
>>344358210
It's a cause of too many games doing it at once that makes this one catch flak. If it released 3 years ago, it wouldn't be seen as it is now.
>>344358126
>imblying i'm not already working on making these
>Selling on Etsy
I am. Love the first game.
Not too worried about any kind of BLM bs because I don't need to relate to a character to enjoy a video game.
![pata_pata_patapon_by_afri_chan-d4fhl03[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pzuktvO.jpg "pata_pata_patapon_by_afri_chan-d4fhl03[1].jpg")
>>344356645
Serious question OP. How much were you paid to shill The Division?
>>344356645
#Watch Doggez 1.0 wasn't any good.
Why would number 2.0 90s Rejects be better?
>>344358685
I believe there are multiple of those in the city you can hack if I'm not mistaken. also your RC jumper, can fuck with npcs to piss them off, causing them to go off and start shit, possibly effecting the world.
>>344358804
also forgot to add that NPCs all have moods now that you can see through the profiler.
fuck off frogs, we don't want your shit game.
Plot aside I'm actually excited for an open world set in in SFi used to live in oakland
>>344359271
I heard some of the people who played it found areas that were very recognizable from the real version.
>>344359052
Careful there anon the mods will ban you for calling out shills.
>>344356645
>>344356778
>>344356946
>>344356991
>>344357078
Is this ironic?
>>344357190
>the first game was utter dog shit
>the second game is hopping on the 'black protagonist' and 'presidential election literally mirrored from real life' train
>"stop shitting on it, it can be good
anything with politics so blatantly injected into it like that cant be good - it's why the purge is trash, and its why this is gonna be trash
>>344359459
the entire universe is just one bad ironic joke.
>>344359673
>utter dog shit
fuckin Carlos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EGRT4oquVE
Thoughts?
>>344359673
the only thing with politics injected in it is you obnoxious triggered kids coming to derail any thread that has even something as simple as a black protag related to it.
get the over it.
>>344358210
because a bunch of companies are coming out with black main characters at the same time black lives matter and other race shit is extremely salient in American culture. it's obviously fucking pandering. none of them have made black protags before, yet for some reason they all happen to be doing it this year. I wonder why?
>>344357190
Well its gotten better on here actually, although it depends when "good mod" is here. When "bad mod" is here that's when you'll see more shitposting
>>344359395
>>344359395
yeah well oakland is a shithole nigger infested dumb and half of SF is a african rape-center at night. think that'll be in the game? or will they fill the bay with a bunch of racist cops pickin on the dindus?
>>344360081
>none of them have made black protags before
Hello, newfag
>>344360026
Wrong video
>>344356645
So they're hackers in a GTA like world?
I didn't understand the premise of this game.
The problem with the game was that the trailer made the cast look like a bunch of insufferable millennial twats. None of them were likable at all, they just came off as some college kids fighting back against the system for no fucking reason other than "Dude fuck the system"!
>>344360313
There are clearly gangsters and tons of black people in the oakland part of the game as shown in trailers. try paying attention.
>>344360437
>for no fucking reason other than "Dude fuck the system"!
better than Aiden's reason in Watch_Dogs 1 to be honest
>>344356645
To be honest I was looking forward to a sequel where you use stealth and your hacking/social engineering prowess to tackle objectives.
But then I saw the E3 gameplay and got disappointed all over again.
>>344357501
Using cis unironically....wew laddie
>>344360437
Except the system in the watch dogs 2 world is clearly corrupt as fuck. The protags are just a small part of a huge resistance fighting a real problem.
>>344360026
I like it anon
EXECUTE
>>344360826
They just come off as completely unlikable. Anyone who watched that trailer probably got the same idea, specially that one faggot with the meme helmet.
>>344360026
The ending is comedy gold
>>344360046
>black lives matter movement happens
>american politics full of racial tension and constant news coverage of race
>that year multiple companis include black main characters despite the fact that none of their games have ever focused on a black lead
that's a pretty big coincidence wouldn't you say? or does the statistical improbability not matter to you because you're a sheep?
>candidate called trump
>is called a racist bigot by liberals
>constant new coverage berating him
>is an easy target
>slogan is make america great again
>ubisoft makes game where the liberal black main character fights against the white politician who's slogan is make the bay area stronger
ITS ALL COINCIDENCES. NONE OF IT IS AN EFFORT TO PANDER POLITICALLY. DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO PATTERNS JUST FALL IN LINE WITH THE NARRATIVE. DON'T QUESTION ANYTHING OR YOU'RE A RACIST.
I'm a fucking bernie voting liberal and I HATE this shit.
>>344360894
THE BIGGEST
>>344356645
I hope this game flops
All I want are chicken tenders
Fresh from the hands of the tendie vendors
Chunks of chicken I will toss
Into spicy mustard sauce
Mommy, I am hungry - famished
Those nuggies on my plate have vanished
I suggest you get me more
Now, not later, fucking whore!
I scream and shout and wet my diapies
My bum needs soothing wipey wipeys.
Do you want me to get a️ rash?
Only you would be so brash
This is why my daddy's gone
I'm ashamed to call you mom.
Mommy cries , and fills my plate
Tries to douse my flaming hate
Tendies are the only thing
That seem to ease the gripping pain
The pain within my hungry tummy
Feed your baby, feed me mummy!
Those sweet tendies in my tum
Mask my stinging rashy bum
Mommy sits and has ️a️ drink
The only time that she can think
Is when her baby has his treat
Of chocolate milk and chicken meat
Mommy knows what she must do
While her baby has no clue
Pulls the trigger, flash of light
Now it's over, all is right
Silence graces mommy's ears
Smiles through the streaming tears
No more tendies, poop or pee
The pain is over, mommy's free
>>344360346
oh I'm sorry please point me to the previous ubisoft dice and and hangar 13/2k Czech games with black protags.
Looks like shit, hopefully everyone will forget about it like Primal.
>>344361070
HACK IN THE HISTOR-
Woah, hold it right there buddy. We're going to what now?
can someone show me a video that actually shows that this could be a good game? was completely turned off by watch dogs but i can still give this game a chance
>>344361390
If I buy your game, will you kill Ubisoft?
>>344360826
of course in the game world they're right. but obviously it's meant to reflect modern culture and politics, despite getting none of the politics and over simplifying the social dynamics
>trump bad
>corporations bad
>black men good
>don judge muslims hijabs totally aren't the physical embodiment of female repression in the middle east
>>344358126
YES
>>344361003
holy shit you can't be serious.
>This little irrelevant vidya is supposedly including and is inspired by relevant things that clash with my beliefs.
>have to stop all the """""sheep""""" *fedora wobbles* from being brain washed to the other side!!!!
>you think it's a COINCIDENCE?!?!?!
Autisic as fuck
>>344356645
bad game
second one is going to be equally shite
>>344361509
Of course, anon! Also don't forget to preorder Skyrim Remastered Edition™!
>>344359052
I haven't played the division
>>344361650
are you joking? you really don't believe a bunch of companies are making black protags for the first time, at the same time, during the peak of black/white racial tension and news sensationalism on america? what the fuck are you talking about? are you brain dead? can you not notice events and put them in context or is every thing viewed in a vacuum to you?
>>344361650
hey you're a retard, try to answer this: why is the girl on the cover wearing booty shorts and a hijab at the same time? what point do you think they're making? or are you actually so incredibly daft yiu think it's because they just like the design?
>>344361650cowchips
>>344361936
>>344362231
>WHOOOAHAHHHHHH
>the ubisoft agenda pushers are gonna push this agenda so hard maaan
>can't you """"""""""sheeple"""""""""" see????
Illuminati confirmed
As someone who really really enjoyed the original Watch Dogs I think it's time for a serious opinion.
I first played it with very low expectations, the game wasn't even on my radar but I got it for $5 on an Xbox Live sale. Everyone called it a bug riddled piece of shit but I actually didn't encounter many bugs.
It really is a nice GTA + AssCreed + CSI mashup. My main complains are the story which was really lackluster, but the characters weren't badly written (except for Aiden maybe), the backstory and the lore made sense within the world so I'll give them that.
The gameplay in general was lacking challenge, and as you got more powerups, challenge became almost non existant, so in a sense the game punished you the more you played it.
Also multiplayer came with some innovative gamemodes that were really fun like that one where you had to spot another player from the regular NPC crowd, fuck I had so much fun there sometimes I just fired up my 360 to play Online Hacking.
Even the mobile companion app was fun as fuck, you gotta control the police on some poor randy's game, you don't even need to own the actual game to play it so I recommend it to anyone.
>>344357190
This game literally has you breaking into not-Trump's office to steal classified e-mails (remember that time Trump was suspected by the FBI of releasing classified e-mails huh huh huh no? well, you're wrong) and likely gunning down agents of THE MAN in the process.
What about this game fucking deserves being talked about legitimately?
>>344361650
you didn't refute anything. you just retyped his post back at him. why do you think it's all coincidences and not politically motivated? do you have any patterns or history to draw from? or are you just a blind shill defending pathetic pandering at just the right time?
>>344362412
>>344361650
really insightful refutations you got there samefag, you sure proved them
![1467694659115[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pHRNsxq.jpg "1467694659115[1].jpg")
DUDE TRUMP LMAO
So was the only problem people saw with the first game that the protag was too edgy?
The idea is still shit, there are a shit ton of open world super hero games and even if you despise the protag of Second Son it was an actual super hero game that gave you a shitton of awesome piowers that affected traversal, combat and progression.
Watch Dogs occasionally has a prompt on scream to turn off the lights, look through some cameras or control a tiny robot.
WE WUZ HACKAS N SHIT is not going to make that any more interesting.
>>344362992
Not even trying to hide it.
>>344363160
You have a license to post my favorite person of all time?
>>344363273
You cannot stop me
>>344362567
>>344362826
I just think these dudes are funny is all. Sure the game is taking things from reality, but it's only "supposedly" using it because it fits with the 'fighting a corrupt system' setting.
the story so far is just "gather hackers to fight politicians and corrupt businesses using facebook to sway votes." at least in that one mission shown. the story might not even focus on that the whole way through.
Acting like this VIDYA GAME is gonna take down your precious trump or whatever your beliefs, is pathetic, retarded, and grounds for killing yourself.
the idea that you guys are 100% not joking is what should be making everyone in here laugh there asses off.
It's like I'm back seeing those shitty ball yo-yos again.
>>344356991
You get to kill a Mayoral candidate's security guards, sure why not
>>344363409
I'll call the cops
>>344356645
Watchdogs is much more fun that GTA V
>>344362412
>>344361650
This is a cuck that has been BTFO so hard that he can't even come back with good arguments. I'm so happy seeing faggots like this guy destroyed so totally and absolutely
I hope jordie comes back
>>344363409
>>344363160
Anime?
>>344363609
>The way he fights
>>344363552
the entire games industry is incessant articles about racism and devs talking about tackling racism. when they include things from reality, it's only involving racism and pro-liberalism--trump bad, black men good and defending Muslim culture.
how much cognitive dissonance must you have to say your bullshit? please refute any of the shit you disagree with. the patterns are all there
>>344364234
Fuck off weeb
>>344362992
>Decent trump model to import into other games
I'm not complaining
>>344364234
Mushishi
>>344358210
I agree. Having a WW1 game be about black soldiers seemed like pandering; if that part had been DLC I woulnd't have though so.
Having a muslim with a hijab in watchdogs did, at first, also seemed like pandering but having thought about it, I realise that there is so much SJW related whining going on about video games that I have been inculcated to see any instance of a non-white character as SJW indoctrination. Having a a cool-chick muslim hacker seems par for the course, as is having a Euro-chick with a shitload of tatooos and piercings. Do a google search for pictures of game-devs and you will find a sea of crazy hair colours.
TL;DR Pandering to SJW;s is a potential problem but no in the case of Watchdogs II
>these are my opinions, if you disagree, I don't fucking care to hear it
>>344356645
I'm only excited for Ubisoft's For Honor.
It could be the last title from them I give a shit about or restore my faith in them.
WE
WUZ
HACKERS
N
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>344357190
It already had the "watch dogs biggest blunder ever" stigma, now the black thing totally killed it.
>>344361535
>Republicans have taken over the country
>Game is a literal republican fantasy about using extreme violence to take back the country from the evil overreaching government.
>the irony
>>344363904
>>344364363
It's funny that it just takes some joke posts to point out how much of a joke your worries are. and yet you don't see that. Even funnier.
Seriously what are you so worried about? These games don't even register on a political or intellectual level of any importance whatsoever.
You guys are bringing politics where it doesn't belong. Do you not have anything better to do with your political beliefs?
Literally just a game about we're hackers bro 90s style. Fuck off already.
>>344356645
didn't you learn anything from the last time? oh wait, you are getting paid to post this shit
>implying anyone wants watch nogs 2
i would just turn on the tv and watch real chimpouts
gtfo
>>344364938
How is it even the biggest blunder?
Sure, the trailer made it look like the second coming of christ when the game was far from it and much more linear, but even then, watch dogs was very fun, one of the only open world games that I had fun with and 100%ed
>>344364705
>liberal constantly defend Muslim culture
>ubisoft--the company that begins every game with a statement about how totally not racist or bigoted they are--include girl with booty shorts and hijab despite the it being completely incompatible with her religion
it's meant to paint muslims as progressive and tolerant. ubisoft is literally saying islam doesn't oppress women and they're allowed to live how they want.
it's fucking lunacy.
>>344358126
Wait, people actually think this is cool?
lol...
Reminder that all Watch dogs 2 threads are shill threads
>>344356645
Anyone 'hyped' for this Ubisoft cash-grab meme garbage is either a nigger or a braindead tasteless plebeian. Probably both.
>>344357190
It's the sequel to a shitty games made by a developer with an already terrible reputation, even if we didn't have the /int/ meme shit going on you still wouldn't be able to discuss it without the thread being memed to death
It feels like Ubisoft is trying to push a statement with this game. That statement is "we hate non black people". There's a very open "kill whitey" rhetoric imposed by the game. It's racist and moronic that Ubisoft thinks they can fly under the radar with it because it's against whites.
>>344360437
This is a unsettling trend in games recently. The new mirror's edge game had the worst cast of characters fighting against big government, and it was hard to take their side when they're such huge whiners and egdgelords.
>>344365098
yeah you're saying that but you have no evidence to bacm what you're saying. all the logic and patterns about game political pandering have been laid out in this thread but nobody has an argument to refute it. what evidence do you present? nothing? because all you said was "nu uh ur wrong cuz I said"
>>344357190
OPEE on suicide watch
>>344356645
Shill detected.
>>344365152
I liked it too, bit when it came out /v/ shat on it to no end.
>>344363609
WE WUZ YO-YO MASTERZ N SHIET
>>344363609
why is everyone he's fighting dressed like a teenager?
>>344356778
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
>>344357716
16 year olds are too old for this game
>>344365162
I told you that I don't care to fucking hear it.
>>344365162
Anyway, I imagine that she is a progressive Muslim girl who wears a Hijab to honour her culture, her parents and her history but is smart enough to not believe the superstitious bullshit.
>>344365535
The only thing I need to back up are my previous points about how dumb you guys are being.
you haven't played the game at all and have no evidence other than a black protag, and some trump look a like to justify triggering your dramatic political crusades.
You fucking retards never learn, do you.
>>344366249
too bad you dipshit, guess where you are? you expect me not to explain why your opinion is fucking retarded when you say dumb shit like that? go back to tumblr or Habbo or whatever queer haven you come from
>>344366249
Well, you should.
>>344366167
When I saw the E3 trailer/gameplay footage I legit thought it was a joke. But since its being played straight and not satire, its the cringiest fucking shlock Ive seen in recent memory. Its like 5 corporate suit robots brainstormed thinking what young people are like. Whats even more hysterical is the "fight the system, for the people" thing is overshadowed by the GTA levels of disregard of public safety. I want to believe someone looked at the first game and said "I can make a shittier version of that"
>>344366503
>>344366446
that and cultural context, statements made by the industry and companies, and the evidence presented by the game marketing
but yeah, it's easier to live life not noticing anything going on around you and taking everything at face value. perfect american consumer
>>344366605
No, you've got it wrong, I mean, sure you can blow up a lot of cops and run down a shit load of people, but if you stop enough muggings, you'll still be a hero.
>>344361650
you're clearly brain dead
I'm normally tired of /pol/ leaking but when it comes to WD2 and BF1 I'm okay with it.
Fuck Ubisoft and fuck EA. They deserve literally all the shit they get no matter what the reason.
>>344366446
>you haven't played the game at all
You don't get to use this as an argument in a hype thread.
>>344366778
But only when the mugging is still well underway. Wouldnt want to be rude and stop it prematurely, having both people look at you like some asshole now would we?
>>344357190
Ubisoft is cacner and these threads deserve all the shiptosting they get.
>ubisoft
>hype
You will never learn.
>>344366764
No it's easy for you guys to see something you think is related to you political stance and over think the fuck out of it. Stop making assumptions about me. I'm pointing out how silly you all look.
>>344366936
I can if I'm not hyping it or saying how bad it is.
>>344367150
there's a strong case made for political pandering, and you have no way to refute any of it, so why even post? you sound stupid.
>>344367142
cut the helicopter cinematic
dusk rather than night
>i can live with this
i hated how they got rid of the hot blonde though
>>344367150
>i'm not going to say anything positive about this game, but I'm not going to say anything negative either :^)
Dude I hate to say this but the /pol/ fags are actually MORE on topic when it comes to vidya discussion than you. KYS
>>344367549
>they got rid of the hot blonde though
Wait what? Who?
>>344366605
>GTA levels of disregard of public safety
Yeah I thought that GTA clones (and GTA 4 I guess) that tried to make the PCs look like anything other than violent sociopaths were dumb but at least they normally had the sense to have villains that were also criminals and just as bad or worst than you.
Here though there's no way that it won't end up looking like Not-Trump and the cops are in the right
>>344367689
>>344367689
>hacker
>epic fail
this can't be real. this is shopped right? please tell me the retards in this thread aren't actually defending this
>>344367445
there's a strong case against people getting up in arms over a video game, who feel it is their personal duty to stop this "pandering".
You guys think you're doing so much good, using so much of your brain power to stop this oh so terrible agenda on this high political stage. You pseudo political / intellectuals trying to fight video games are truly sad.
>>344367598
Fuck being on topic, clearly people don't want to discuss this game whenever there is a thread. they'd rather discuss this. what are you discussing? how you don't like what I'm saying?
doesn't it make people uncomfortable killing cops as a black man considering they're 12 percent of the population and kill 46 percent of cops who are murdered?
>>344367796
>Vigilantes claiming to serve the little guys best interests
>Still hack a minimum wage worker struggling to get by for some pocket cash.
>Will spy on your desktop cameras, read your texts/emails, and listen in on your phone calls for shits and giggles.
Yeah they should probably tone down the Robin Hood stuff when the main characters are pieces of shit
>>344368082
>there's a strong case against people getting up in arms over a video game, who feel it is their personal duty to stop this "pandering".
>You guys think you're doing so much good, using so much of your brain power to stop this oh so terrible agenda on this high political stage. You pseudo political / intellectuals trying to fight video games are truly sad.
that's what I thought. you have literally no argument. all you can do is attack the people, not their points. it's because you're a stupid person.
>>344367908
I find it to be poetic actually. The image alone displays how shit the game really is and how outdated it will be in the near future. Also who in the fuck dresses like that? Really now?
>>344368279
assuming you're the same person, You have called me stupid twice. way to attack the person, you haven't addressed my points either. Probably because what I'm saying rings true, and you can't look introspectively and think about why you need to argue politics in the video games forum.
>>344368082
>there's a strong case against people getting up in arms over a video game
Not really. You're just being a dumbshit.
>>344369139
There is. people think they are fighting some cause. What is the point of what you're doing? people will buy the game and there's nothing you can do, but bitch, and not buy it. and guess what at the end of the day, people will either have fun or not. you're not saving them from pandering and brainwashing.
>>344356645
>it's a "giant coorporation focused on greed creates counter-culture game against greed" episode
How many levels of irony is that?
>>344368212
The money in your bank account is insured by the bank itself. If you've got hacked and had your bank account drain you'll probably just call your bank and they'll give you your money back. The loss is on the bank.
If you look at the bigger picture if this hackings were done in a bigger scale then the interest fees would get higher and that's bad for everyone.
>>344369545
>the final boss is UBISOFT
>the hackers lose
>>344368585
you haven't made any points you stupid fuck. all you've said is that the pepole making the points are wrong. you haven't made an argument to refute anything. are you functionally retarded? do you know what an argument is? scroll back to what you were initially replying to and try to understand how that's different from what you did.
>>344356645
Hyped out of my mind.
>amazing gunplay
>optional hacking abilities/superpower
>optional stealth
>revamped parkour
>npcs feel unique and can be profiled/hunted by sick fucks
What's not to love?
>>344369409
quick trying to shift the debate from whether or not it'd pandering to attacking the people leveling the claims. is that how pathetic and stupid sjws are? they don't even understand the difference between attacking points and attacking the person who made them?
>>344356645
No, I hope it crashes and burns and Ubisoft goes bankrupt.
>>344369943
theres no reason to discuss the gameplay since you haven't played it. using watch dogs 1 as a precedent the gameplay will be terrible. taking marketing at face value, then the game will be great but that's an idiotic thing to do.
>>344363609
he moves like a fucking faggot
>>344369941
>>344370043
You're are too stuck on how a damn argument needs to made, instead look at the deeper implications of what I'm saying.
You guys are getting nothing accomplished at the end of the day.
Stay triggered, and keep protecting your games from the boogeyman.
>>344367142
this is an improvement in every way.
>>344356645
>can play the story and world missions and shit with a bro
>says online multiplayer is 2-4 players
D-does this mean invasions are back in a co-op style?
>>344370480
A player can hack two people that are in Co-op. confirmed in the Q&A held by the creators.
>>344356645
Will it also have a hilariously overpowered sniper rifle like the first one did? I loved bullying passivefags with it by one shotting every vehicle they got in.
>mfw using it on some fags boat far into the ocean
Enjoy the slow swim back faggot
>Sneaks into guarded office for info
>Thinks its a good idea to blast headphone music, thereby making it harder to hear his surroundings while sneaking for the sake of fucking "style"
Any reason why these retards havent been caught/shot yet?
>>344370669
>a player
>singular
This make things much easier and more heart renching for the invader. Kek
>>344370773
easier for the invader? how?
>>344369545
>he doesn't understand NWO cultural engineering
The best part is that it's in the individual companies interest to create what's culturally relevant thus perpetuating an agenda of passivity and complacency without actually being being privy to or associated with the benefiting Controlling group's (the mans) agenda.
Essentially the system has been designed where you serve the master without knowing it.
Ex. Everyone has cell phones with cameras and can record at will.
The result, We are all Policeman.
Corporations are so large you don't even know who you're working for
Pic related.
>>344365435
>Thinks they're shill threads
>Still responds
Now I'm not saying you're retarded but you definitely lack a normal human's capacity for logical thought.
>>344370886
Sorry fucked that sentence up. Easier for host and friend, invader gets cucked.
>we want the DaS3 audience
Will there be a level where I can shoot a dozen white cops at a non-violent protest?
Shills shilling shills the thread
>>344356645
Considering how much of a let-down the first one was, it'd be pretty foolish to get hype about this one.
I'm glad Reddit it's getting representation in videogames.
>>344371013
they must pay anti shills more than shills, they try their hardest to derail threads and come in droves, giving free bumps
>>344371069
I'm down for some watch_souls. Gonna be interesting to see how it all works in detail.
I'm really excited for the downgrades.
>>344364602
>Trump fucking everyone's waifu in SFM porn
Fuck yeah
>>344371115
Well the first half is basically easy targets since they just stand there unexpectedly. But watch out after the 3rd wave they send in robots with hacker cellphones programmed to blow up
>>344370431
Stop posting you salty fag, you are insufferable.
kill yourself OP
>>344371454
>implying Trump isn't my waifu
>>344371012
>>344371454
>mfw Trump getting BLACKED
>>344371497
Face it, you're just bumping a thread for a game you're mad people are talking about.
not only are you dumb, You're on ocean levels of salt.
>>344371012
Look, you're on the right track still a fag.
>yfw anarchists, communists, and revolutionary types are on the same side as big banks and corporations
>>344371848
Man shut the fuck up already. You have grade A autism and you probably fucked a pig.
>>344357501
>/v/ is mostly white
>>344371848
Really? Because it seems you're the one who's salty and mad people are talking about this game in a way you don't want them to.
You seem pretty dumb tbqh
>>344372004
>>344372160
the salt just rises and rises. You're shilling this game hard as fuck with your bumps!
>>344362468
>really enjoyed Watch Dogs
Stopped reading there.
>>344372269
>lol u mad
Thanks for proving my point. You're a worthless fuckwad.
Played first game, thought it was below average.
See second game, it looks like shit. Yeah I'm not buying it. It will be in the bargain bin right next to battleborn within the month of release.
>>344371918
Honestly the corporations and banks are a god send. We couldn't even maintain civil society without their control and hegemony.
I'd rather watch a movie called "the purge" than live through one
>>344356645
I wasn't hyped for the first one, so I really liked the end productminus the Uplay bullshit. I hate that more than anything. I assume I'll like the second one, too
>>344372269
Are you by any chance Brazillian?
>>344372447
>>344372354
>>344372382
0% hype. But the Edgy Hajib thing is really funny. Totally misses the point of the hajib.
>>344372382
>>344371012
I think America as a society does not prize education highly enough and is slipping because of it.
There's a huge intellect divide in american society, you are either among the dumbest, or among the smartest in the first world.
Most of Americas smartest people now are foreign immigrants.
>>344372518
Anon... are you?
>>344370431
>You guys are getting nothing accomplished at the end of the day.
And so are you by calling people triggered and telling them they shouldn't bitch or discuss the game negatively just because retards will buy it regardless. You haven't made any salient points fuck for brains
You're literally a waste of time. Fuck off shitposter.
>>344372302
So what if I enjoyed Watch Dogs you massive fucking cunt? I don't care whether or not you read the rest of my post. I simply take solace in the fact that you're a triggered butt-mad condescending prick who has never done anything worthwhile in his/her life. You have a sad life and are going to die alone some day. Genuinely feel sorry for you.
>>344372664
Social commentary is cheap
>>344368585
You have no points. All you're doing is spouting garbage and attacking people because you can't look introspectively and think about why you're such a garbage person.
>>344372879
>I simply take solace in the fact that you're a triggered butt-mad condescending prick who has never done anything worthwhile in his/her life. You have a sad life and are going to die alone some day. Genuinely feel sorry for you.
>>344372801
>>344372946
>>344372879
Imagine being this triggered over someone not liking your shitty game.
>>344373048
It's 2016. Take off the fedora you autist.
>>344360645
What was his reason?
>>344373160
>>344372518
>>344372269
>>344371848
Sorrythe truth hurts, all you can do is post reaction images to mask the wounds.
>>344372879
>triggerred
>>344373204
So what if I wear a fedora? I don't care whether or not you think I'm autistic. I simply take solace in the fact that you're a triggered butt-mad condescending prick who has never done anything worthwhile in his/her life. You have a sad life and are going to die alone some day. Genuinely feel sorry for you.
>>344373181
Learn to read you shitposting fagtron. I'm not triggered HE'S triggered. The one person who's angry at the fact that some people are enjoying video games.
>>344373424
>I'm not triggered HE'S triggered.
>>344373293
/pol/tards are incredibly easy to troll m8. Do you honestly believe that anyone takes you seriously?
Gee /V/ros I can't wait to f**king play watchdogs 2™ on my PlayStation 4® I'm f**king hyped for this game /b/ros by the way ps4lyfe so I already preordered, please make sure to preorder our game too.
#powertotheplayers
>>344373496
not him but yeah it's pretty obvious
>>344373424
>I'm not triggered HE'S triggered!
>>344373635
>not him
You're not fooling anyone kiddo. Stay triggered.
>>344373520
Whatever you say autist. Just remember I'm not the one who got shitter shattered because nobody would read my post or take me seriously.
Hey kids look ! Another shitty GTA Clone !
>>344373660
how do you make these?
>>344373867
That was literally my first post. Pay attention to the number of unique posters m8.
>>344373293
>>344373867
you're actions betray what you hope to accomplish.
>>344373520
like this good anon said,nobody takes your crusade seriously..
>>344374175
What are you trying to say?
>>344374285
You're not fooling anyone m8
>>344374256
I love how in some minds of the people who browse here they actually are programmed to think that any reply that doesn't give a specific retort to that person's mindless brainless argument is "assblasted". You learned that word on 4chan.
You are actually wrong in every single one of your posts. You've been projecting the entire time, calling people who playUbisoft games cucks and catering to the whatever market is pathetic autisticy and so on.
You'll never be right about anything. Just so you know. You are so fucking pitiful it's not even funny. Your life is sad, ours aren't.
Nobody takes your crusade seriously.. Do you honestly believe that anyone takes you seriously?
I imagine a fat lonely nerd in Gamestop who is just like you trying to argue about something so fucking stupid nobody would think to give you the time of day, and then one person says, "shut the fuck up, nobody cares, you're the actual loser. " and then you rage and try to tell that person how he tried to bait you while he walks away with his friends and you stand there almost about to have a heart attack. Fucking makes me laugh.
Last word, kill yourself you fucking loser.
>>344374256
Ebin... simply ebin my mayn.
However... if you honestly wish to make the world a better place kill yourself as soon as possible. I wish society would crumble so that I could personally track down sad fucks like you and cut your heads off.
I liked Watch Dogs 1 and i'm 100% sure i'm gonna like Watch Dogs 2
I'm far from being an ubisoft fanboy but every open world city games where you have guns and can steal cars is fun in my opinion.
Honestly gta and gta clones are just fun to play
i only fear this shit will have denuvo and i wont be able to pirate it
i honestly cant understand how some of you guys take memes so seriously that you absolutely hate this game. I mean doesnt it at least look fun? Hell even if it's just driving around and exploring the world and you forget about anything else. Finally a HD San Fran, thats just fun in my book. But oh well
>>344374256
What I've said is true, you will accomplish nothing. It is plainly obvious you can't stop this shit. All it took was a few joke posts, for you idiots to get triggered and come out in droves, to defend your political BS. still making this thread no. 1 with your bumps. unimaginable that natural selection hasn't gotten rid of you yet.
>>344374256
>Mfw I baited and false-flagged as one of the tasteless Ubicucks that like watch dogsjoey pic
>>344374434
Let me make this as clear as I possible can because I know that you guys are lost without your thread ID's
>>344373520 first post
>>344373635 second post
>>344374095 third post
>>344374285 fourth post
Do you have any questions?
>>344357190
What is there to discuss other than that it's going to be as mediocre as the last one?
>>344356645
>no trigger discipline
WE
>>344372676
Not him but I am
I-Is that bad?
>>344374541
>I'm not mad
>You're the one who's mad.
>>344356991
Preorders even come with your very own R2DINDU.
>>344356645
I hope this game bombs HARD so that we aren't greeted by any more nigger protags.
>>344375243
You probably are mang. Why else would you be replying to an obvious troll who just wants to fuck with you?
>>344356645
I'm hyped to see it bomb and they take the "Ghostbusters 3" route of trying to deflect all failures onto racists and misogynists.
>>344375246
this shit fucking writes itself
Why are game developers turning a blind eye to the black-on-cop violence? They make a game about a black guy breaking the law and shooting cops, and it's ok? this is an outrage.
>>344375246
R2DINDU gets me every time
how bout a to celebrate the (you)s and bumps?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUgbqGSGMJY
>>344375362
>Implying you're not him and are trying to not have me call you out on your cringe-worthy tirade
Not the brightest tool in the shed I take it
>>344356778
ARE
>>344356645
HELLS TO THE YES MY MAN! I am super HYPE for Watch_Dogs 2! I already have the special edition preordered! That robot it comes with looks DOPE! Don't miss out on this one, bros! It's going to be EPIC!
>>344356645
Hyped for all the butthurt it's going to create in these threads from fagfaces getting their panties in a twist over their threads being bombarded with shitposting.
>>344375527
I'm not him m8 I've already made that perfectly clear.>>344374881
stop immigrating to other boards if you can't successfully integrate into a board without thread ids.
what's his reaction to the thread guys?
>>344375580
BLACKERS!
I'm guessing Ubisoft will have a very bad day when this shit gets tied down to BLM and BLM gets classified as a terrorist organization.
Don't dabble in politics and develop, kids.
>>344356645
first one was shit and now they have a spigger as the main char
