So this relieves you of legal liability in the event of an accident, right?
>>344340010
That's not how the law works, idiot
>>344340010
I'm going to need some backstory here.
>>344340010
Almost hit someone today because they walked out in the street and I couldn't see them and she was on her fucking phone
>>344340010
>retarded pokemon fan bought a Dodge Dart
Poetry
>>344340010
>Arizona
Both you and the person in the car should kys
Can't wait for the Pokemon deaths.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_selfie-related_injuries_and_deaths
It just tells road ragers to pull you out of the car immediately and make yours and their day shittier. Also you aren't a school bus, so you'll still get pulled over if you stop in traffic unnecessarily.
>>344340804
>you aren't a school bus
Who the fuck are you to tell me what the fuck I am or am aren't?
>>344340771
This.
I just hope there will be pokeymans somewhere out on a cliff and retards will fall off trying to catch them.
First ones will probably be car-related though.
>mfw it will be the Japs who will plunge Western civilization into chaos after all, and not the jajas or akhbars
>>344340010
>using your phone while driving a car
americans everyone
>mfw no GPS on my phone since I don't want shitty phone contracts
>>344340010
Fuck this Pokemon GO meme
>>344341343
>red light
>>344341343
What sort of fucking loser is too pussy to text and drive?
>>344341385
I pay £5 a month for my SIM. You surely can't operate a phone for less.
>>344341385
You can still get a good smartphone without a contract
>>344341563
>>344341603
retards
>>344341453
Thats what Im saying too brah! The app should get disabled with you travel faster than running speed.
this game isn't so bad driving I can see the real world behind the Pokemon
>>344340771
A 15-year-old boy in the Philippines was critically wounded after accidentally shooting himself while taking a selfie in which his other hand was holding a gun to his chin.[19]
A 21-year-old Mexican veterinarian, who had been drinking, pointed a gun to his temple for a selfie and fired a shot, killing himself
Huh
>>344340010
Report them to the police as being dangerous on the road, should have blocked their license plate if they planned on breaking the law
>>344340771
>A Chinese businessman, at a local wildlife park in the city of Rongcheng, Shangdong province, was drowned by a walrus after taking several selfies and videos with the animal. A zookeeper was also drowned in the same incident after attempting to save the man.
>>344341219
You're much less clever than you think you are.
>>344341974
But blocking your license plate number is against the law
>>344341603
Shifting gears bruv.
>>344341905
>Two young men died in the Ural mountains after they pulled the pin from a live hand grenade to take a selfie. The phone with the picture remained as evidence of the circumstance of their deaths
>>344341731
I am using old pre paid sim card
I only need to put 5euros on it every 6months to keep it alive.
>>344342167
>Wooow, how was I supposed to know the grenade would explode?
>>344340010
What am I even looking at?
Are we witnessing the dawn of the next age of NINTENDOMINATION?
>>344342079
So is driving like a fuck
>>344341385Pay $40 for unlimited talk, text, and 4G
>>344342207
In that case, what on earth are you using it for? I don't know what pay as you go rates are like these days but that can't be more than either 100 texts or 10 minute talk time.
>>344342101
You don't shift gears WHILE driving you retard
>>344342062
How was I trying to be clever?
>>344342079
He's already breaking the law, might as well make yourself harder to report
>>344340395
Poke mongo.
Are the United States even a real place?
holy fuck the stupidity
>>344342367
Man, I'm paying $250 a month for unlimited talk, text, and 30 gigs of data
>>344341905
A 21-year-old Russian woman asked a security guard at her office to give her a 9-millimeter rubber-bullet pistol for taking a selfie and accidentally shot herself in the head, sustaining heavy injuries.
A 19-year-old from Houston died after trying to take an Instagram selfie while holding a loaded gun to his head. He accidentally fired the gun and shot himself in the throat.
That happens more than it should. Also trains
is there a way to force an "incompatible" phone to use it? could be neat on my bike rides
>>344340474
Do pokemon really show up on the fucking street?
>>344342460
you tell me, clever man
>>344342518
>>344342527
Lots of Indians seem to keep offing themselves too.
>>344342521
>30 gigs of data
Why? I pay $90~ for all that, but only 5 gigs and have only gone over once
>>344342521
>paying 3 digits for """""data"""""" plans
dude your phone company sux dix
>>344342441
Manual cars, or are you one of those losers that uses auto transmission?
>>344342441
lol
>>344342518
>Is the US real
>Wow stupid
You sure are anon.
>>344342641
nice meme amerifat, ya sure told me!
>>344342697
I actually use almost if not all my data each month
>>344342521
>$250 USD for all of that
jesus christ
>On 12 June, 23-year-old Jayesh Baria fell into the water and drowned at Sindhrot check dam near Vadodara, India, while taking a selfie. His friend Bharat Parmar jumped into the water to save him, he also drowned
>>344342521
Hahahahhahahaha
>>344340771
>Puerto Rican musician Jadiel El Tsunami died in an accident shortly after taking a selfie on his motorbike.[12] He had previously released a track entitled, "Me Descontrolo" ("I lose control").[13][14]
>Pokemon GO was Japan's long awaited revenge on the US for Hiroshima and Nagasaki
>>344342028
fuck those rice farmers, the zookeeper would have been sued if he survived anyway
>>344342521
I pay 40 bucks for unlimited talk/text, 8 gigs of data and an S7 Edge.
>>344342637
im tire d of these FOOKEN HAIRYS IN ME CUNTREH IN ME STRAYA
>tfw Pokemon Go will kill normies
Nice.
>>344342603
Anyone who goes on the middle of a street is a moron. The pokemon essentilly spawn where your phones is facing. So if it is on the other side of the street, click it and point your phone on your side. No matter what, you have no need to run into traffic. Pretty sure these Twitter fags are ironically memeing.
Why am I seeing more and more pokeshit lately?
Did they release a game for the dumbphone?
>>344343365
If i live in an apartment can pokemon spawn in other peoples rooms?
>>344343518
It was reported on my local radio station's news section this morning. It's spreading like wildfire.
>>344342441
>confirmed for staying in 1st gear for the whole journey
>>344340247
It worked for Hilary.
>>344342821
Legit man, I gotta ask; with my phone service, after a year, I don't have to pay any different and get unlimited data. I should also mention that that $90/mo also pays for my phone. What the fuck are you doing where this is okay with you?
>>344343518
You seriously couldn't muster up an answer from the first thread you saw?
I am not a smart man but coming to /v/ does a lot for my ego.
>>344344018
There's a difference between intelligence and perception.
I'm amazed you're able to see anything with your head that far up your ass you fucking faggot queer.
>living in such a shithole that you have to use your car to play Pokemon go
>>344340474
Should've just gone for it. People on their phones deserve it.
>>344344227
With a response like that, you'd think you'd have figured out the answer to your initial question almost immediately.
Can't all be winners though, Anon.
So do people actually walk around with their phone up infront of their face as they use it to viewfind and see pokemon?
>>344344232
>being a city dweller
Enjoy your niggers
>>344344639
How else would you do it?
>>344344639
Yes.
They already got used to walk around with their phone out recording themselves as they make retarded faces for their Snapchat. Cameras just pointing the other direction this time.
>>344344639
They strap it to their face like a scouter
>>344344639
Only when nobody is around or I can do it without looking like a total moron.
Else I just hit the AR switch on the top right (in case some of you guys didn't know) and "play" in normal mode.
>>344344750
I thought there would be a notification or vibration something when a pokemon is near so you can then take out your phone and survey. That would make more sense to me anyway.
>>344344613
t. loser faggot
Go dig more shit of your ass to eat you retarded egotistical fucknut.
>he plays pokeshit
>on a fucking dumbphone
I'm looking forward to beating the fuck out of faggots like you trying to find mewtwo in my backyard.
>>344344904
ouch, you must be a sharp feller.
>>344344639
I just leave the screen on in my pocket, it vibrates when a mon is near
>>344344904
Good luck proving self defense
>>344344880
They're selling a $30 peripheral for that
>>344345054
>implying you'll be left alive
I play for keeps you fucking cuck.
>>344343095
That must explain why they haven't released it in Japan
>>344344904
>I'm looking forward to beating the fuck out of faggots like you trying to find mewtwo in my backyard.
Someone will be driving a motorcycle on the freeway while playing Pokemon GO.
You just wait.
>>344345217
Don't you have more nigger cocks to spam you fucking reddit reject?
>>344345247
>Implying street racers won't be catching pokemon while drifting.
>>344345307
not thicc enough
>>344344904
None of this has anything to do with what I said. Though I can't say I'm too surprised since, you know, it's you.
Good luck getting your ass beat by strangers my dude.
>>344342441
Underage as fuck.
>>344345163
>That wasn't being implied at all
>Oh shit you're actually a tard
>>344342812
Yeah whatever dude
>>>/int/
>>344345560
I don't get my ass beat you stupid cuck.
I'm not spindly pokemon playing faggot like you.
I beat the fuck out of people for fun.
And I don't any of you faggots will have the reflexes to dodge the edge of a shovel spade flying at your ear.
I have a One Plus 3 that I got for £290 and an unlimited data plan that costs me ~£20 a month because lel grandfathered in.
Hearing how much some of you guys are paying confuses and scares me.
>>344345660
>he plays baby games
>thinks he's smart
Have mommy change your diaper then serve you a warm bowl of mushed carrots, extra nigger semen you faggot ass poke loving queer.
I see why you fags have your own containment board. No better than fucking bronies.
>>344342284
It wouldn't have but they presumably let go of the spoon, too.
>>344345708
>Embarrassed at being called stupid
>Starts yelling about games and cucks
Sorry Anon, I didn't realize you actually had mental problems when I posted the first time.
I want you to know I legitimately feel like an asshole now.
>>344341563
>green light
>>344342812
>getting baited
reeeeeeeel'im in!
>>344342028
walruses don't fuck around, shit they could easily kill 5 humans I bet
>>344345378
>implying they won't be battling pokemon on their motorbikes
>>344340010
>not "Caution : Frequents PokeStops"
This is the greatest injustice.
>>344346538
Sure, if you decide to hug one while on a slope that leads to the water like that ching chong did. Most people don't try and fist fight them when they got to go, just like they won't a bear. They just blow their head off. The zookeeper didn't want to do that obviously and fucked up.
>>344345459
Europeans are the biggest shitposters on this website. Half of the anti-console shitposting comes from Europe, and the rest are notorious sonyggers with no taste and atrocious grammar. Not to mention nearly all of them have an insatiable hardon for America, whereas Americans couldn't muster half a shit to give about Europeans.
But I'm assuming this image was made by a European, as they're the only ones with high opinions of themselves
>>344342028
Huh, don't hear of walrus death that often.
>>344345378
>when you accidentally pass a pokemon because the vtec kicked in
>>344342028
Willing to bet that Chinese dude was doing really fucked up shit like punching it or something. Chinese are, by far, the worst tourists. They act like chimps worse than any other race or culture of tourist. I would prefer an Indian or an Arab any day, they at least have a tiny bit of tact and clean up after themselves when in other countries.
>>344342527
Why would they keep the gun loaded? It's not even master tier 18+ Intellect keikaku, it's just common sense.
>>344347580
>go to china with my dad a few years ago
>go to some tourist area with mini replicas of famous landmarks/areas from around the world
>signs clearly say do not touch/climb/etc in english,japanese,korean, and chinese
>thousands of chinks climbing all over everything
>some models are completely broken because of retards climbing on top
>mfw
>>344347816
There was a guy, for real, in real life, who played Russian roulette with a semi-auto pistol. People can be unbelievably stupid.
>>344345307
that's a biiiiig petticoat
>>344348320
>don't believe this
>google it to prove you wrong
>it's real
Well I'll be fucked.
http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2000-04.html
>>344348320
The prospect of Russian Roulette only comes up when you are unbelievably stupid anyways.
>>344340010
What the Fuck are we looking at? I can't even read the text. Am in being memed?
>>344349374
Caution frequent stops. Due to stopping to catch pokemon. AKA driving recklessly. Get glasses. Also read the thread next time.
>>344349374
You might want to have your eyesight checked, grandpa.
>>344349717
>trying to inject /pol/ shit into this
Please go back to your conspiracy theorist containment board.
>>344340771
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwinism
>>344340771
>On June 29, Oliver Park, 51, a German tourist visiting Machu Picchu in Peru, fell 130 feet to his death as he posed to photograph himself. He lost his footing while leaping into the air for a "flying selfie". [83][84]
I guess you could say he wasa man of high ambitionsbut should have kepthis feet on the ground.
>>344341905
>A 21-year-old Mexican veterinarian
How the fuck does a 21 year old become a vet? Thats the most puzzling thing.
>>344347013
You're retarded son.
>EU is sleeping and you're talking to yourself
>>344349871
>>344350201
Meh, I expected better. Something about how it really was a "flying selfie" or something. Disappointed.
>>344350354
>Mexican
>>344349871
haha, pol he says
>neoliberal: relating to a modified form of liberalism tending to favor capitalism
since when is pol anti-capitalist?
lol, keep using words without being sure of their implications
>>344341905
>>344350354
>mexican intellectuals
>>344341603
A breathing one
>>344341603
the same ones who Uber instead of learning how to drink and drive properly
>>344347816
Natural selection too
>>344342603
There was a jam in the morning because a Zapados spawned on the 20.
>>344349717
interesting political insight, anon!
you should post this on a political message board for further discussion.
>>344340771
Alot of pajeets died this year
To cheap to pay for a service plan. Happy with my ipod and free wifi. Want to play pokemon go. Oh well i'll get over it.
>>344342521
What is everyone here paying for their phones?
I got $140 for two phones, unlimited talk text and 6 gigs of data
>>344351250
but blue/b/ is my favorite board? the videogames are dead, man
>>344351530
I'm truly touched that we're your favorite
>>344340771
http://www.ndtv.com/kanpur-news/selfie-in-river-ganga-causes-death-of-7-students-1422222
POO
>>344340771
>most of them are Indians and Russians getting zapped and hit by trains
>>344350556
He hasn't read Bolano
>>344341603
Pussy? Are you retarded?
Literally i mean, like brain damaged or just a woman? Its not that you put yourself in danger (who would even care lol) but other people.
You're a parasite to mankind
>>344342441
Dumbest thing I've read all day
>>344340608
>Fag on /v/ knows anything about cars
Kek
>>344342521
Hahahahahahaha
Nintendoddlers are corporate tools, who wouldve guessed? This thread makes me cringe and despise /v/ but i always forget to not post here on weekends
Fucking normalfags even ruined Pokemon
>Using your phone while driving
>Using your phone when taking a shit
>Using your phone at church/funeral/wedding
>Using your phone at work
>Using your phone when you're in line at a grocery store
>Using your phone when you're ordering food
>Using your phone at family events
>Using your phone when your friend you haven't seen in years is checking in on you because you've been a fucking shut-in for the past year and he cares about your well being and you don't give a shit jesus christ kill me already
>>344353196
Get a job anon, cheer up, and dont loose yourself
I too hate all people ITT using their smartphone. They are truly cancer and i really really wish for many Pokedeaths. Cant wait to read the articles
>>344353196
The voices talking to you again anon? You need to go back to therapy bro
>>344353196
>Using your phone while driving
At stop signs for to maybe skip a song.
>Using your phone when taking a shit
What else am I gonna do
>Using your phone at church/funeral/wedding
The stuff I need for church is on my phone. I've never been to a funeral, luckily. I don't do that at weddings.
>Using your phone at work
Sometimes you have free time, or maybe you need to look something up for someone.
>Using your phone when you're in line at a grocery store
Never had to do this, surprisingly.
>Using your phone when you're ordering food
Don't do this.
>Using your phone at family events
Can't blame anyone who does.
>Using your phone when your friend you haven't seen in years is checking in on you because you've been a fucking shut-in for the past year and he cares about your well being and you don't give a shit jesus christ kill me already
Jeez man, want to talk or something? I'm here for you bud.
>>344353516
I have a job. I was the one being ignored while my friend was using a phone like an absent minded zombie.
Phones are fucking turning everyone into actual autismos because they can't engage in any kind of social interactions without checking their selfie page or face shitter every 5 god damn minutes.
>>344353582
No he doesnt dont talk shit. He prolly gave up on life and you dont help at all, why not shut up?
And therapy wont help him and give him back his lost and wasted youth
>>344342441
>You don't shift gears WHILE driving
>>344353196
You should kiss your friend. Love fixes any problem.
Also, what's wrong with using your phone during a grocery store line?
>>344340010
Is this a parent of an autistic nintenbabbie?
>>344353908
>what's wrong with using your phone during a grocery store line?
>Be in line at a store
>Nigger ahead of me is babbling on her phone about her baby daddy and other trite shit
>Picking her groceries out of her basket one at a time because she only has one hand free
>Ignoring the cashier when she has rung up all the groceries
>Generally just being loud and obnoxious as shit
>>344341603
Are you fucking retarded? You wanna kill yourself by all means please do. Hell you don't even need to text and drive for it. But don't get other people involved in your inability to follow basic human ettiquete right.
It is literally 6x safer to drive DRUNK than it is to text and drive. You're a fuck.
>>344341343
>What is designated driver
I'll give it a week till we get the first fatal car accident
>>344347045
Americans kill people all the time
>>344340804
>>344340981
There's a school bus for sale at a used car lot down the street from me for five grand.
I want it so goddamn badly.
>>344352250
Dude that's some killer ganga lmao
>>344342521
I pay 55 for 10 gigs of data, unlimtied everything.
Straight Talk is dank shit
>>344354258
>>344352630
>they're too dumb to know how to safely text and drive
kek
>>344340010
>people that have "I brake check tailgaters" bumper stickers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ouo0IjLOvNA
You people don't get fined for using your phone while you drive? Smh
>>344351519
Two phones, unlimited talk and text, 12 gigs of data, $120 a month.
So $60 per line.
>>344351210
This sounds pretty fucking funny if it's true
>>344355327
You only get fined if a cop sees you do it and they usually tell you to cut it out first anyway
>>344340010
>over some damn virtual pokemonz
Jesus return when?
>>344355238
>Brake checking is illegal
>>344344904
Laughed my ass off but I'd fuck you up and make your lawn my bitch
>>344355128
>Hurrr safely driving is completely dependent on just paying attention to what I'm doing
If you aren't looking out for what other idiots are doing you'll still get in an accident. Texting is dangerous as all hell, no matter how you do it.
>>344343782
Jebediah_Kerman_Drives_a_crane.webm
>>344353516
I'm hoping you get killed too.
How do I get this to run on my Nokia 3310
>>344345867
>bowl of mushed carrots, extra nigger semen
I eat my mushed carrots with a regular amount of nigger semen thank you very much...
>>344355036
>>344353076
>>344351519
>>344343157
>>344342962
>>344342857
>>344342718
>>344342697
Welcome to Canadian mobile.
>>344355676
>I can't multitask therefore no body else can either
>>344340010
>So this relieves you of legal liability in the event of an accident, right?
Nope, the frequent stops warning only covers utility vehicles (Road work shit for fixing lines, potholes, etc...)
Civilian vehicles are not allowed to make frequent stops anywhere other than residential areas (delivery of papers, packages, advertisements, etc...)
>>344353196
>Using your phone when taking a shit
I do this. Even if it's just to ext "im pooping right now lol" to someone.
>>344356263
Can't you tell them you're a woman, and that it's sexist discrimination harassment problematic toxic patriarchy oppression if you can't use your phone 24/7 to keep up with your girlfriends?
It's canada. They're required by law to bend over backwards to support entitled cunts that use their mobile phones all the time.
>>344356685
Simply, incredibly, amazingly ebin
>couple of friends of mine I haven't seen in years go on summer vacation
>this app releases while they're out
>find out they're staying about two states over from where I live
>text them saying we should meet up on their way back and do lunch
>drive three hours out of my way to go meet them at a nice dine-in restaurant
>we get there, first thing they start talking about is Pokemon Go
>I get us a table, we order, everyone is staring down at their phones playing this game
>Try to start conversations about anything, get mostly silence or one word answers
>All conversations eventually end up being "Hey Anon, check this out!" showing me their phone
>Meetup essentially ends with "You should download the app and play, Anon!" and leaves without any goodbyes
>>344356263
Fucking hell, that's worse than Australia.
Maybe your president should stop sucking dick and start pushing for fair tech prices.
>>344342167
christ what was the phone made out of
>>344356339
>I can't read
>>344356789
>Maybe your president should stop sucking dick and start pushing for fair tech prices.
All 3 phone providers also provide about 90% of the nations internet. When the government tries to regulate they strangle internet expansion and downgrade packages in response and blame the government to make the public lash out at the government instead. Political suicide.
It's no joke that Canada is owned entirely by telecoms.
>>344356685
In Canada citizens are required by law to bend over for the corporate dick and get scammed 24/7
>>344353672
>hanging out with my cousin
>constantly have to wait for him because hes looking at fb
I hate mobiles
>>344356734
Have you tried telling someone it's the current year?
It should work, you're in Canada.
Capitalism is a social construct designed to oppress women, they earn 72% less you know! How are we meant to buy the latest iphones we need to survive?
Cmon. government-subsidised iphone plans
it's 2016 already
cmon
>>344356339
>It's safe to multitask where my car is going, where cars behind me are, where cars ahead of me are, where pedestrians are, when stoplights are etc., While also checking my phone.
Other people are the problem here, have you not ever been cut off very suddenly by some idiot and had to slam the brakes? Good look doing when paying attention to your phone, even when you've got both in your field of vision.
Seriously, you can't predict what other people are going to do, it isn't worth it. But if you wanna be a cocky prick who thinks they're better than everyone just because it hasn't happened YET, then by all means continue.
>>344350368
Stay cucked
>>344356789
We have a watchdog body in charge of keeping the providers from fucking us, the CRTC.
The current head of it is an ex-CEO of Rogers
:^)
>>344357248
*stays cucked* :[
*not really lol* *fucks ur gf* ;D
>>344356748
>people use their phones when at a restaurant when the other person has no interest in what they are going to show
These people make me mad
>>344350354
>spic
>intellectuals
>>344356748
Fake as shit
>dodge dart
lel
>>344357359
>people use their phones when at a restaurant
this makes me the worst type of angry, even if they're paying
>>344340010
>Dodge dart
>Being a faggot
Wow go figure.
>>344357602
So it [TRIGGER]s you?
Maybe we should ban mobile phones from being used at restaurants then :)
Live in a state capitol. Should I go out to the local park and see how many autists are prowling around looking for pokemon?
>>344357693
No, I believe in freedom unlike you
You should have the right to check your phone at the dinner table, but you should also realize it's rude as fuck.
>>344357718
Yes.
If possible, cosplay as a pikachu and run in front of them whenever they stop.
>>344357520
go out more often
>>344357789
>rude
nice buzzword bro!
Your feelz are not the responsibility of others.
>>344357718
repost from another thread
I just got back from the park and holy fuck is everyone playing this game
Like 20-30 young adults were all on their phones just blankly staring at them and walking around
which, granted isn't any different from what they normally do but this time they don't even look away for a second
at least I talked to some cute girls playing it
>>344353196
>people who take less then 5-10 minutes to shit
>mfw i know they shit wrong
POKEMON BATTLES IN CARS
>>344357974
Oh fuck right off you self centered asshole.
I'm trying to have a nice dinner with you and have a conversation, not sit and watch you play on your phone. If you're going to do that the entire time I'd rather eat by myself.
>what is common courtesy
apparently a fucking modern marvel to you
>>344352602
Most videos of Russians online is them doing some extreme shit like hanging on a skyscraper or walking on running trains, so i see the correlation
>>344348275
Why are they always so loud! It's fucking obnoxious as hell.
>>344358175
>common courtesy
Nice meme.
![5eb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oika0Qw.jpg "5eb[1].jpg")
>>344358273
everything is just a meme or a buzzword to you
you're too far gone, please end your miserable life
>>344358032
>mfw I learned how to do this and now I can put a neat coil in the bowl
>Also only one BM a day
Feels good
>>344357863
I think you should. wasn't real
>>344358379
Not if it relates to things that actually exist IRL.
I.e. things other than your offended feelz.
>be 12
>ANON DONT PLAY YOUR GAMEBOY/READ BOOKS AT THE TABLE, ITS RUDE
>today
>go see my family, go to dinner
>the ONLY person there not looking at their phone
>>344341343
>He doesn't drive a phone while using his car
LMAOing at your life.
>>344358469
Maybe your friends don't want to do things with you because you're an insufferable cunt who cares for nobody but himself.
Why am I even eating dinner with you in the first place? You're not providing anything of value to me or anyone else by silently looking at your phone and giving one word answers.
>>344358586
mfw right now i'm shitposting on 4chan from my mfwmobile (mobile phone) in my mfwmobile (mfw car).
>>344358692
>Maybe your friends don't want to do things with you because you're an insufferable cunt who cares for nobody but himself.
Nah, the friends I'm contacting with my phone seem to like it.
Maybe u just jelly you don't have any online friends?
>>344356263
Hahahahahha
>>344358863
>online friends
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT'S THE POINT OF REAL LIFE FRIENDS IN THIS MOMENT RIGHT NOW WHEN I CAN BE ONLINE SOCIALIZING WITH MY OTHER FRIENDS INSTEAD
why even go out in the first place if all you want to do is socialize online? you can do that from your bed
>>344358520
It's more than that. Social media has pretty much consumed everyone's lives. I can remember being chided by my parents for sitting at my computer posting on forums about 15 years ago, the concept of online communication was foreign to them. Now my parents can't go 15 minutes without being glued to their phones or their netbooks.
>>344359015
Well some faggot invited me out to dinner with him, and it would be """"rude"""" not to go.
>people walk around holding their phones up like retards
You can just turn off the AR thing, observe the map, and just capture shit without looking like a clueless moron.
>>344359207
It's perfectly acceptable to say no to dinner, it's unacceptable to ruin the dinner for other people with your poor behavior.
Boy, you sure have a twisted sense of the word rude. It's like your parents never taught you or something
>release a pokemon game with litteraly no gameplay
>everyone eats that shit up
>these same people will be the first to start talking shit about pokemon being dead and the new gen being terrible
>oh shit it's a Jynx!
>game won't let me catch it
>realise I'm just at a gay bar and it's a black drag queen
>get shot
>>344359493
>not just fucking the drag queen
wrong play son
>>344340771
>guy fell into an active volcano
metal
>>344357860
I might try to mess with them in some way.
>>344357993
Don't believe this for a second.
>>344359352
Oh!
Yeah mom and dad taught me it wasn't okay to refuse to go out to dinner
even if going out to dinner is fucking BORING (this is before mobile phones were a thing)
So I just got a puzzle book and did that instead.
But now I have mobile phones and I can play games on those!
>>344359675
That's a true story though
>>344359375
Modern gamers don't want gameplay.
They just want to be showed something cool and have their numbers go up.
Gameplay is just an artificial limiter that prevents people from enjoying the game, based on some artificial limitation like "skill" or "patience" or "dedication"
Why would you deliberately block people off from your game like that? People who paid money for your game should be able to experience the whole game.
So, using gameplay as a barrier is not acceptable, and you should remove gameplay where-ever possible, to make sure everyone can enjoy your game.
>>344359680
>going out to dinner is fucking BORING
holy shit
the ADD is next level with this one
If you can't enjoy having a simple conversation with friends without feeling the need to play some kind of game you have something seriously wrong with you. I know we're fighting but I'm not just slinging insults, I genuinely think you have ADD
>>344359680
>mom and dad taught me it wasn't okay to refuse to go out to dinner
you know i almost made a snarky post about this but then it occurred to me why someones parents would tell their children this
this guys family was just...so poor, so poverty stricken, they lied about normal standards just to make sure everyone ate every night
thats so fucking depressing
>Go walk to work to pick up mail
>Catch a Porygon along the way
>Also XL/XL Weedle
>Egg hatches and it is a Sandshrew
>On way back catch a Magby
>Decide to go to store when I get home
>End up going in some fuck crazy way to nab pokestops
>Server goes nuts and drops
>Gets back up and nab a SeakingFUCK YEAH
>Bunch of people using Lures at nearby stops so catch a bunch of Psyducks and Magikarp
>Caught an Omantye along the way there
>Gym battle fucks up on way home, annoyed
>Get home and another egg hatches, its a Pickachu
Bready good day so far.
>>344359680
>So I just got a puzzle book and did that instead.
>But now I have mobile phones and I can play games on those!
I think we found the root of one of your problems, Anon.
>>344360128
I doubt it. I can play video games for hours at a time.
>>344350201
>>344360193
Fake it till you make it
More often than not I don't eat when with friends because I don't want to look like a bummy fuck asking for meals
>>344356830
It was a nokia
>>344356748
how are they playing pokemon go at the table?
You can't do anything.
Fake shitter.
>>344359680
There's nothing rude about refusing dinner. I'd much rather my friends be honest and say they'd rather play the current flavor of the month iOS game than spend one hour dining out and catching up, especially if I'm going three hours out of my way to meet them.
>>344359493
I've done this a few times with animals actually.
Saw a pigeon and almost threw my phone at it.
>>344358032
I should try this
>>344360376
Maybe not ADD but there's something not right about finding normal conversation boring and needing external stimulation.
I'll just say autism, that word stretches far enough. You have autism if you feel the need to play games during a conversation
>>344341603
Please kill yourself before you take a family with you
>>344360532
One captured a Paras in the lobby. The other was showing me his collection and talking about how different pokemon show up based on the activities they were doing while on vacation.
>>344360723
Then I have autism.
Does that mean I can join the Kool Kids Klub on 4chan?
