>ITT: 'that kid' stories
one of my friends tried to convince me that he found a legendary pokemon named Fiston
>>344314583
>my dad works at nintendo and get free pokemon games
>>344314583
Is that a reference to Empire of Dust?
Why do some kids lie about stuff in video games?
>"Look! I hacked my DS to play free games using this card"
>that kidwho showed you his dick
>"If you keep bombing the Goron, you can kill him and then all the other Gorons try to kill you."
>suddenly it was on every cheat site
>>344314814
autism
no joke, every single 'that kid' I met turned out to have ADD or some shit
>>344314814
children are pathological liars
>>344314917
Fuck you Jeffery, nobody wanted to see that
kid told me about how in MK:DA there was a super secret fatality that lets your character fuck any of the girl characters. then if the player using her presses the right buttons fast enough then a baby will pop out of her stomach with a knife and kill the other player, and it'll say "Counter-Fatality!"
>I heard there's going to be a Pokemon black and white version!
>I heard there's going to be a Pokemon diamond and crystal version!
>I heard there's going to be a Pokemon rainbow version!
Always gives me a good chuckle when I think back on those elementary school days when we predicted "upcoming" Pokemon games in the 90s. Now just gotta wait til rainbow
>if your save file goes over 400 hours the professor will give you another starter Pokemon
and I fuckin fell for it too
incominganger
1/3
Friend's Child:Play Pokken with me
Me: No. Because every time I do, you tell me to not do anything and cry when I start beating you at it.
Friend's Kid: I won't do that.
Me: You said that last time.
Friend's Kid: I mean it.
Me: You promise?
Friend's Kid: Yes!
Two rounds later he's fucking bawling and telling me not do anything and I'm wondering why we both never learn. Why can't I just let the kid win?
>>344314917
story?
>>344314583
>not Pikaking, the final and mightiest form beyond Pikachu
>what about Raichu dude?
>oh, uuuh... I mean beyond that
>oh wow man that's super crazy insane
>THat one kid you had to steal the pokemon card you traded to him back
>Kid at school tells me they're making a Pokemon movie about them going in back in time with Celebi to help some kid
>Don't believe him
>Couple years later, that movie actually happens
>>344314917
>tfw this was me
atleast I gained the confidence to flaunt my dick later in life even though its actually pretty small
>>344315779
done
>if you use a metal stone on Porygon it evolves into Optimus Prime!
You're so full of shit Bobby, god damn.
It felt so good fucking your middle school crush Janet
>>344314917
When I was around 10 I talked my friend into pulling his pants down and letting me touch his butt. I wanted to touch his penis but he wouldn't let me
>>344314970
>the only way to beat the runner, is to find the secret underground tunnel he uses to get to the lost woods and outrun him in there
I went fucking crazy looking for it too
>>344315902
>was the best pokemon movie
>that kid who got his older brother and his friend to try to steal your beyblade
>>344315796
>be me
>visit that kid
>sitting with him in his room
>he stands up and goes to the wardrobe
>turns around and shows me his schlong
That's it
>>344316030
Entei movie was the best one you dumbfuck.
>>344314583
Did he try to send that pokemon to your box?
>that one kid who went to go get his bike and was hit by an oncoming truck
>that one kid's dad who kept pieces of his skull and made a necklace out of it
>that one kid's dad who climbed a water tower and jumped off of but survived
>that one kid's dad who upon being released from hospital doused himself in gasoline and lit himself on fire at a petrol station
>you can play master hand if you plug the controller in port 4
>>344314917
Mine was bigger kek.
Then, funny thing about circumcision and carbamazepine. At least the circumcision was because of possible phimosis, not outright to sell to big pharma. At least, that was what the doctor claimed.
>>344316454
I think we ALL had one of those.
>That one kid who ditched you so he could hang out with the cooler, older kids instead
>>344316181
luigio or mewtwo you double nigger
>>344316564
I think Melee actually had a glitch that let you do that.
>that kid that would use sparkly crafting paints to color random pokemon cards and say they were special editions.
He kept them in plastic sleeves that were slightly blurry to see so you could never be 100% sure as an 8 year old.
>that kid that used to only collect Japanese pokemon cards that he bought at the only sports card store in town and the local Mitsuwa.
It was pretty insane seeing the Team Rocket expansion the first time around. Dat rainbow energy was full of lore at school.
>>344316717
>he comes back at the end of the year apologizing
>Hes clearly not friends with them anymore
>>344316751
IIRC it was port 3
>that kid who noclipped to get out of gym class
>haven't seen him since
>right after you beat dancer if you climb the ladder and go left there's a hidden garden full of those weird oily snake things from the beginning of the game
>yeah and when you beat the boss here that crushes an infant into bloody paste, you'll find a statue that allows you to use a new gesture
>if you go back to the prison and use that gesture on a rug next to the dragon statue you'll teleport to a fortress on top of a mountain where you fight snake people, a huge dragon andGwyn's firstborn
Yeah right, faggots
>>344314583
>this guy never caught a Fiston
Jesus, OP. Once the news broke at my school, literally everyone managed to catch one.
>That one kid you invited home so you could play EyeToy games with and then you both got naked and showed each other your dicks and played ninja games with your dicks
Good times.
>>344314583
that kid who came to school with the coolest metal pogs and thick plastic ones
that kid who came to school with an entire page of holographic mews and several pages of holos
We where so young that we couldnt play pokemon properly so we placed the cards leaning against a wall and took turns throwing sticks at the cards. The person who knocked over both cards won and got the opponents card.
thanks for reading ym blog
>>344316998
Everyone except me
>hahahaha Anon didn't catch Fiston
>what a fucking loser!
>even Kabel caught Fiston and he only has one nut!
>>344314583
>If you complete the games 17 times and you scale the temple to the roof you can find a portal to the secret 17th colossus in SotC
Fuck you, Andrew
>>344317014
sometimes with all the mad around i forget just how gay this place is
>lend someone my blue eyes white dragon
>like 4 years later ask him if I can have it back
>it's still in the front of his backpack with only a few bends on it
>>344314814
Because if you got the secret super cheat from being tomb raider on the secret hardest mode that lets you strip he.
r then not only do you seem like you know more than them and are more skilled than them but you also got titties.
>that one kid who comes to school with porn star trading cards
>trades them for holographic Charizards
>>344317068
>We where so young that we couldnt play pokemon properly so we placed the cards leaning against a wall and took turns throwing sticks at the cards. The person who knocked over both cards won and got the opponents card.
Kids at my school used to have Lego Bionicle figure fights by trying off the other person's mask. Pohatu was the insane underdog that actually kicked every other Toa's shit in since no one bought him because he was brown.
>>344317373
Wait did you need to complete the game 17 times for that?
>>344317068
>that kid who couldn't greentext
>>344314917
I was that kid. But he asked me to and I was like 3 years younger then him. Prob like 3 or 4 years old
Does anyone know what causes that-kidedness?
T. Used to be that kid, hard
>>344317068
>We where so young that we couldnt play pokemon properly so we placed the cards leaning against a wall and took turns throwing sticks at the cards. The person who knocked over both cards won and got the opponents card.
Dude! We didn't know how to play Pokemon TCG either but we just kept our cards in binders and traded for ones we didn't already have.
>>344317068
>We where so young that we couldnt play pokemon properly so we placed the cards leaning against a wall and took turns throwing sticks at the cards
I remember most kids just showing them off in binders.
>>344314583
>he hasn't caught Fiston
Stay casual
>>344317453
oh you fucker you brought a ton of memories of THAT KID from elementary school
fuckin bobby. oh the tales i could tell...
>5th grade, 2001
>he brings his old man's playboys
>NO ONE is impressed
>girl sees it with his backpack wide fucking open
>"um teacher bobby has something bad in there"
>parents called up
>his father is shorter than we are
>porn stache before we even knew what a porn stache was
>our faces
>>344317725
You and every kid in America, amigo.
>that kid who stole yugioh cards
I was that kid
>>344314917
literally me
>kindergarten
>friend though flashing the noodle was the most hilarious thing in the world
>did it one time in class
>got caught by teacher
>sent to principal's office
>called parents
>placed on meds and therapy for the rest of my childhood
oh well
>>344315682
>>344315779
>>344315906
NIGGA THAT'S A LOT OF READIN FUCK THAT LOL
Anyone else ever get fucked over like this?
>Let my friend borrow Ocarina of Time
>Tell him to use one of the free save slots
>Remind him countless times at school
>"DON'T SAVE OVER MY GAME!"
>Remind him one final time before handing game over
>A week later I ask for it back
>"Saved over your game sorry"
>MFW
>>344314889
>what is an R4
>>344316717
>that childhood friend who became a chad
>stopped talking to you
>got married to his high school gf after college
>didn't even invite you to the wedding.
>you can see nothing but success in his life.
I hate him /v/. How come he doesn't want to talk to me anymore?
>>344317706
I would spread rumours about videogames all the time because I literally had no friends and spreading rumours made the other kids take an interest in me. It felt good until they stopped believing me.
>>344317520
>not onua
Also
>that QT that had the green one that was a brown tomboy
>the cool kid with the red bionicle
>the actual cool kid with the white bionacle
>The kid you were friends with that had the brown bionacle
>>344317706
A desperate need for attention.
Those without friends are most likely to become that kid.
>>344314917
>that kid who showed me his dick multiple times and even pinned me down and humped me a few times
>turned out to be a klepto
>aunt and uncle got sick of it and sent him back to live with his sister
>took my yugioh cards with him
>never heard from him again
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if he's locked up right now.
>>344315127
>>344315682
>>344315779
>>344315906
That's like a fucking novel, fuck that shit.
>>344317905
>early middle school
>black/mexican punk to white/asian ratio 9:10
>nerdy aquaintance of mine gets cards stolen in pre-classes waiting around time by monkies playing keep away
>he's a total pushover and close to breaking down
>one of the first times in my life i step up for someone so hard
>long story short: they never fucked with him again
>he proceeded to beat me in yugioh
aw shucks
>>344317951
What a fag.
I stole my brothers gameboy when I was little and erased his Pokemon Gold save though, he just let me have it after that.
>>344317951
>Let my friend borrow Fire Emblem
>He saves over my save file
>He was like fucking 18/19 at the time
Dude had no excuse.
>invite that kid over to play Smackdown
>he just jacks off to the Divas video over and over again
>>344317909
>early/mid elementary school fuck if i know the grade
>briefs getting too tight cause growing boy
>reaching down in my pockets or down the front of my pants to loosen around inner thigh cause fuck thats uncomfy
>ANON STOP PLAYIN WITH YOUR DICK
>mfw
>If you shoot the ground right as you're about to hit it, and then shoot straight up, you'll be able to fly into the air!
>sleep over watching american pie
>friend goes to sleep
>rewind the video to the part with the tits and start jacking off
He didn't say anything later but I swore he knew.
We were still friends for like 5 more years.
>>344317951
I had a friend who received enjoyment from playing people's games and deleting their save files. Did it to a friend's Sapphire, my Majora's Mask and FireRed (and that was after I got a shiny Golem and transferred my Pokemon over from Ruby).
It's the same kid as >>344318206
>>344317951
>let friend borrow Super Mario RPG
>he uses up every save file
>doesn't even beat the game
>>344314917
>tfw i declined the offer to touch parts with my aunt and brother.
>>344316936
>that kid who built up enough speed to jump to a parallel universe
I wonder what happened to him.
>ask friend to borrow his gameboy and pokemon leaf green
>says yes
>return to school next day, he is there with his mom
>claims I stole his gameboy
>have to give it back, get in trouble
>that weird korean kid who everyone made fun of and you only started hanging out with because he had an N64 but turned out to be a real cool guy
>I can play nes games on my computer!
>think the kid was full of shit
>months later discover the wonders of emulation
Fuck you Andre
>that chinese kid that was cool
>that korean kid that was cool
>that viatnamese kid that was cool
>that japanese kid that was a total sperg
>At a aunt's house who I rarely visit
>Meet a cousin who I rarely see
>We're alone in a room, I tell her to lay on top of me so we can have "sex"
>She lays on top of me for a bit then I write this painfully weird and awkward love song for her in front of our older cousin
>>344318172
Onua was pretty awesome if you switched his claws downward. There was a bunch of drama with a few kids who argued that they could only battle if you kept the figure exactly as it was in the instruction booklet. Then Bohroks came out and Toa masks were dropping left and right. I changed my Lewa with the red Bohrok mask because I was edgy.
Give me your best (You), I really need it right now.
>>344317909
>got caught by teacher
>sent to principal's office
Same here but not for the same reason because a friend and I persuaded agirl to show us her vag
>>344314917
The first time was an accident,we were changing for gym and his half-chub was poking out the front access port of his boxers
Second time went like this
>sitting in class, not much going on
>hey non look at this
>kid next to me has his dick out
>"Why"
>go about my business, he and his friend laugh about it
I think I reacted pretty reasonably.
>>344319157
here ya go
>>344318859
He probably lent it to you, parents found out he didn't have it, panicked, and told them you stole it.
It's kind of a dickass move, but what can you expect from a kid trying to save his skin?
>344319157
no
>dude im friends with the club penguin moderators and they gave me a secret rainbow puffle!
fuck you tristian
>>344319069
Incest aside holy shit
>>344317909
>Placed on meds
What?
>>344316564
This is true
kid in school told me his dad worked for a game company and he had a new mortal kombat 2 movie (this was around when mortal kombat 1 movie came out) and said it had sex and jade ripping off people with her tongue and shit.
>>344319215
Thanks
>>344319163
>kindergarten
>no adults and few students around at the time
>see girl with some crack showing
>"your shorts are a little too high"
>"oh thanks" she pulls them down even more
>even more bare ass
>"still too high"
>past the ass
>my little face when
>YOU CAN DO NUDE-ALITIES
>that one kid who says his email address is @hellokitty.com
>we all call him a gay faggot
>sends us gay porn later
>check the address
>[email protected]
>>344319276
kids bragged about club penguin? Back in my day the hot shit was neopets and runescape
>>344319256
>344319157
>be a mountainfag
>field trip to the coast
>see older girls in bikinis
>can't contain boner anymore
>try to hide it as best I can
>that one kid goes and starts peeling off tops
>>344314583
>friend is a whiny bitch
>he wants to play starfox 64 on his wii
>motherfucker doesnt know how to somersault
>he gets angry and says i have to tell him how to do it or he shuts down the console
>i tell him how to do it and he wins
>hes a edgy kid when he wins and doesnt shut up
>that hyperactive kid who was constantly getting beat
>>344315789
Sounds like my nephew. He'll cry and say "give me a chance!" Then when you pick a character you're not good with and he actually starts beating you, he turns around and says "HA NOW I'M NOT GIVING YOU A CHANCE". Then when you stomp a mudhole in his pokemon, he starts crying again and tells you to stop cheating. He apparently gloats a lot when he beats my brother, so I went all out and gloated hardcore on the boy. He fumed, and I felt a little bad, but his parents both said that he deserves it.
>>344315682
>>344315779
>>344315906
wow that a was a fucking ride
"Yeah dude, I was playing zombies and was doing real good. Once I upgraded the monkey bombs nothing could stop me"
Alright Zacahry.
>>344319698
real good story, bro
>>344314917
Was playing basketball with a kid outside, he won at like HORSE or something, flashed me in the middle of the neighborhood street.
>my uncle is a tester for Bungie here's all the things halo 3 is gonna have
You little shitbag I don't know why I was friends with you
>erections all the time
>never got the "talk" until I was 18
>girls were hitting on me all the time and grinding me whenever we were alone
>never had sex cause I wasn't even sure how a dick would have sex with another dick
>like was there a hole underneath her dick or something?
>>344320094
>looking at playboy mags with friend
>where are her balls?
>later on loses his virginity before me
Bastard
>>344320094
And people say sex ed isn't important.
>>344315682
>>344315779
>>344315906
>Max stories.
God damn it not ag
>Part 3
fuck.
>Shirl stories
FUCK
>>344320094
How old are you now dude
>>344314583
>claims he owns all the games for a system
>claims he owns all this expensive stuff like several $120 lego sets
>claims he bought a gameboy for $6 (this was when they were new)
He didn't have any of it when I visited his house, just a single box of basic lego, a nes and n64 with only mario games, and his "gameboy" was one of the pokemon mock gameboys from burger king.
>>344319018
>Lose gameboy
>Mom's new boyfriend downloads a gameboy emulator on our computer (in hopes of getting laid probably)
>He gets first gen pokemon, some ungodly bad dumps of Gold/Silver and that pirate translation of Telefang Power
>Go to school "GUYS you can play pokemon ON YOUR COMPUTER there's even this SECRET POKEMON GAME CALLED POKEMON DIAMOND"
>Become a that kid
>>344320094
Had you never seen a naked woman online or were you scared of that scary morale-destroying porn?
>>344320094
>learn about sex when I was 11 because that's when my dad lost his virginity
>still a KV when I'm 25
>this retard had girls grinding on him all the time
Life really ain't fucking fair.
>>344320094
>back of the knee maybe
>>344319248
This reminded me of a different story.
>Bring Gameboy to summer daycare
>Let another kid play it for a few minutes
>Gets paint on it because he was a retard I guess, I don't know
>Another kid who I knew well and was a bro offered to clean it off for me if he could play it afterwards
>Cleans the paint off, game starts glitching out when he plays it
>Apparently, he just held the gameboy under a sink with hot water and that busted the circuits
>His parents ended up having to buy me a new gameboy
>The kid that got paint on it in the first place gets off scot-free
>Feel sorry for the bro because he was just trying to be a bro
I mean shit. How much did a gameboy color cost? Imagine being a parent today and having to suddenly drop $250 for a new 3DS just because your kid tried to do something nice?
>>344315271
Sun and Moon are the rainbow versions. The filename of the boxarts and everything related when it first came out was named after the japanese word for rainbow. Hawaii is also the rainbow state.
>>344314583
>that kid that got a sex change to get free items
>>344320381
how did your dad lose his virginity 11 years after you were already born?
>>344320094
This can't be real. How fucking sheltered were you that you didn't even know girls had vaginas until you were 18?
>that kid that climbed over the stall walls to look at you shit
I know a guy in his 20s who still tried this shit. Then he get upset that we ignore his calls all the time.
>>344320657
>that kid who pulled his pants and underwear all the way down just to pee
>>344320094
>like was there a hole underneath her dick
>>344320094
>where are her balls?
Someone, somewhere, felt these feels and their first lay was a trap
>>344320787
Feels good, man.
>Friend from grade school lives down the street from me
>He has a PS1, I have a N64. We name a date for me to bring over 64 and we check out each others games
>His shoes are outside of the house, he tells me to take off my shoes and leave them outside so I don't track dirt
>ok
>We go into the living room, I go to plug in N64. I put it on the ground
>He screams and picks it up and tells me to leave it outside because it's "too big"
>he smooths out the carpet I placed it on so it doesn't have a N64-shaped crease on it
>I ask him what the fuck he's talking about
>He shushes me and tells me his parents has tape recorders all around the house so I can't talk or "they'll know"
>I assume he's joking, of course
>He shushes me, then reaches behind couch and pulls up a tape recorder, recording
>Pulls up a second one inside of computer desk
>what the fuck
>He boots up PS1 and makes me watch as he plays Einhander
>Ask if I can play
>[SCREAMING NOISES]
>"What's the point of me not talking if the recording'll have you telling me not to talk"
>He starts freaking out because "his parents will find out"
>Seems to forget about it a minute later
>Still won't let me play because he says his parents have a recorder "in the playstation" (?)
>He lets me play DOOM on his PC though, but he has to wipe the keyboard for fingerprints after every level
The kid went into special ed in JR high, and I know he moved out when his parents got divorced. I still wonder what the fuck his problem was.
>>344317706
Lack misunderstanding of consequences and that even minor lies can be called out.
Lack of friends and desire to appear knowledgeable.
>>344317949
end your life
>6th grade
>friend told me that his dad worked at nintendo
>told me that they were working on Super Mario Sunshine 2
>wholly believed him until he told me later that he was lying
>tfw now I actually want it to be true
>>344320961
Either severely autistic or his parents were operators
>>344317951
>older brother and I are loved games as kids
>would lend eachother games all the time
>brother got older
>said I couldn't borrow his games because I would break them
>one time lent him my DS cuz' he wanted to play chrono tirgger
>a month and a half pass
>ask for my DS back because I wanted to play Mario Kart with friends
>"haha yeah, I sold it"
>confused asked him why
>"oh, my girlfriend broke it playing Mario Party DS"
>mfw
god dammit nick fuck you and fuck your girlfriend
>>344319761
>>344315789
Thats why you dont play seriously.
Me and a friend were playing against triplets on smash. We were playing on great cave offensive,so I decided to use only the worst move i had and try to throw them into the danger zones, and then try to kill them with the minecarts.
Kids are so much fun when they arent whiny brats.
>>344320961
I need to know why there were tape recorders, and now.
>>344320787
I used to pull my pants down because my dick got caught in the zipper once and It started bleeding, and cause I had an erection the blood wouldn't stop so like I had to stick my dick in the sink and then some guy came in to the bathroom and was clearly disgusted because he thought I was peeing in the sink, and after I finished cleaning up I walked outside and the manager said I can't comeback. And this of course is me with a huge throbbing erection and my shorts covered in blood which didn't really lend itself the ability to explain.
Anyways, that zipper thing is actually pretty useful, just tried using it recently.. Saves like 20 seconds of unbuckelling.
>>344319157
Fresh from the oven.
>>344315906
>>344315779
>>344315682
>Grandma is ex NASA.
>Her son is red neck trash.
Jesus she just have been one hell of a ressive gene.
>>344317068
>>344317068
we mostly showed them off. You could challenge other players. You would both put one card in the palm of your hand and highfive eachother. You would either call front or back. When the cards were on the floor the card that was face up was for the person calling front and the card facing down was for the person calling down. So you either won a card, lost a card, got your card back or traded cards.
>>344321416
Smart, rich people always raise their kids to be idiots, it's like a cycle or something.
>>344314583
i remember during melee times me and my friend would walk around recess reading these cheats for melee. they had so much like how to unlock goku. i dont think you can find them anymore but they were listed on a real site for cheats.
kek one time me and my friend were playing pokemon collisseum, doing that 100 trainer challenge. took all night, and i told him that we were going to get a special pokemon or some shit. we had so much fun getting to it but then he found out we got nothing
and i also lied there was a secret world in the thousand year door where you get the bomb guy, so he llooked everywhere for it. kek
>>344320838
>Someone, somewhere, felt these feels and their first lay was a trap
You know what, I really want to meet this person, and hear his story.
>>344320961
this unsettled me
>that kid whose parents were always fighting while the 2 of you were playing video games
>>344321820
you get ho-oh for doing the battle mode with your story party after purifying all shadow pokes.
>>344322125
reminds me of the time i went to my friends house to play games. he had to go upstairs because his parents called him. then i heard him saying OW, OW, MAAA, STOP. and a hard wack inbetween. I was laughing so hard i threw myself into the couch and laughed into it
>>344322125
>Decide to go with that kid to his house after school
>His dad approaches us once we were in his house and instantly beats him in front of me for some trivial things
>>344318024
>how do I put games on it
>>344322125
Worst yet is the family that you can just tell are usually yelling at each other, but put up a facade when a guest is over. The tension is almost palpable, as if anything you might say would detonate the landmines.
>>344322125
>>344322354
>>344322501
>that kid whose mom would beat him with a belt while his friends were over, and you guys had to act like nothing happened
>>344322125
Can parents like fucking not for once?
How hard is it to act like an adult when someones friend is over.
>>344322581
i laughed as hard as i could every time.
>>344322581
I hope it put the fear of god in you little shits. Some people in life really will beat your ass for something trivial. Don't think jail time is going through their minds either.
>never got fed enough food at home and was scrawny as fuck
>friend's parents always took pity on me and let me stay for dinner and shit
>tfw knowing I had to go home and eat an other half helping of KD for supper
>>344321820
>and i also lied there was a secret world in the thousand year door where you get the bomb guy, so he llooked everywhere for it. kek
He clearly wasn't looking hard enough if he didn't get Bobbery from playing the game normally.
>>344314583
>that kid who knew how to unlock sonic in melee
>>344322883
You just had to beat 25 people in Cruel Melee.
>>344320961
If he wasn't a grade schooler I would assume he was rusing you.
Sounds like either his parents were batshit, or he was and his parents enabled his behavior
>4th grade
>get invited to a friend's house
>2 other friends I know are there
>they all decide to play Battletanx: Global Assault
>"Sorry, anon, I only have 3 controllers."
>end up spending the whole night just watching them (yeah, they were kind-of assholes)
>wake up the next morning with a cat piss stain on my coat pocket, right where my stack of pokemon cards were
>never go to that house again
>>344322581
>>344322501
>visit a school pal who i learn lives in the area
>trashy as all hell house
>holes punched in the walls
>white trash parents: only mexican
>they're kinda loud and talk down on him, treat me ok as a guest
>i make liberal use of sir/ma'am and please/thank you because raised right
>mfw they tell him he needs to be more like me and sing my praises
>both of us right fucking there
and then we played some n64 wrestling games
>>344323019
Did you still hang out with them afterwards?
>>344320961
were his parents home?
you probably werent supposed to be there
>>344323000
a day i will never get back
>>344314917
Shit I forgot about that.
It was in the school bus of all places, I mean what the fuck.
>>344322125
>that kid who would talk mad shit to his parents and they wouldnt retaliate
wew lad, i wanted to hit them on behalf of their parents
>>344320265
Assuming that this was in 1998, Game Boys were already like nine years-old.
>>344320634
>>344317951
>Love the game Evil Genius.
>New friend who I knew for about 2 months also really wants to play the game.
>Let him borrow the game and even give him the box it came with it because I had writen down codes and other stuff to help me play.
>Month later gives game back to me.
>No box.
>CDs are scratched to hell have have curse words and dicks engraved in them.
>He laughs like it's the funnest shit ever.
>Proceed to beat the shit out of him.
>But he's such a little shit that even the massive beating I gave him didn't straighten him up.
>Constantly provokes me about what happened to my game.
>He ends up going to a top film school in Canada completely paid for.Find out years later that he was actually sent to a rehab center because he was addicted to just about everything you could think of and that he stole he neighbors car and almost killed 10 people from the crash he caused.Then find out that he was literally the spawn of Satan. Pulling shit like that his entire life from the moment he could walk. He started doing coke in fucking middle school because he actively seaked it out. Last I heard he was back in for a 6th time because the moment he leaves rehab he just goes back to drugs and shit.
>>344314583
>mfw I was that kid
>>344323143
They were mostly "school friends" anyway, we were cool until around 6th grade.
>>344317068
>ym
yaoi male?
We all did that crap, but with pogs.
>>344323457
>>344320094
This is you.
>>344323457
I guess he really was an Evil Genius
>>344323387
Gameboy color, same thing. I wanted to play pokemon on it and he told me it was $6 when I asked for the price he got it for
>that kid who ran like Sonic in PE
>>344322581
>that kid who kissed his mom on the lips and doesn't think it's weirdI was that kid.
>>344317909
>boy shows curiosity in his early childhood
>mmmyah let's fuck him up with drugs so he becomes a happy fat dickless potato
Thanks, America.
>>344320094
Thank god I had a cousin to make lewd stuff with.
>tfw my wife's son lost his virginity before I did
>>344317951
The more you insist on not saving over your stuff, the more other people are going to do it just to spite your annoying fifth grader ass.
>>344323878
>That kid who ran like Naruto
>That kid who hit people with Neji's Gentle Fist technique
>That kid who did Sasuke's fire breathing technique hand signs
>That kid who wore eyeliner because of Gaara
>>344323878
>that kid who tried to belly slide like Mario
>on hot asphalt
>>344316717
I did this.
I'm sorry.
>>344324147
>7HdJ1wKv_bigger.jpg
I'd hate to see the smaller.jpg version
>That kid who claimed jellyworld was real and that you could get free jelly from it
Even as a kid I knew not to believe that shit
>>344324421
probably some shitty forum avatar
>>344314814
>black kid told me in 3rd grade his dad worked for Nintendo
>I say bullshit
>he says he's in the credits in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle
>I call even more bullshit but said I'll see if you're saying the truth
>get home play final level, dad's name isn't in credits
>next day tell him that and starts crying because his dad left and legit thought he left to work at Nintendo in Redmond, Washington.
>mfw
>>344314583
>Pokemmo.
>Jumpeon.
It is still used to confuse newbies.
>>344321416
That's not how genes work, you fucking retard
>>344314583
>that kid who used one of these
>that kid who decades later developed a crippling heroin addiction
>>344323924
it's about how you do it
its only weird if theres sexual/romantic intent
>>344324219
every time i enter the bathroom and do my business, i'd walk out of the stall with a kid standing at the entrance with a smirk. then he'd take his hand and start making a rasengan.i made a chidorithen we clashed and i fell against the urinals and walls while he bounced back on the wall and rolled on the floor. then i said "we shall meet again".
and it happened 20 other times. we'd just stare at eachother seriously every time until we laughed when we couldnt do it
>>344317706
>have no friends
>everyone has a gameboy
>talk about pokemon like im a pro
>people talk to me
>keep doing it so they dont lose interest
these kids dont have anyone anon they have to fake shit to get the attention they need
>>344324791
i used that in high school fuck you (my bag was 60+ liters though, and fuck lockers honestly i just carried my books all the time)
>>344324572
Out of all the games he could have chosen to claim that his dad worked on, he picked a fucking SEGA port?
>>344324996
nerd
>>344322125
>that kid who would shit all over his parents and act all big
>tell him to stop being a dick one day
>apparently after that his parents took more control and actually punished him if he talked back
>stopped being friends with me with after that
>>344325021
That's the main reason I called bullshit but he said it's GameCube exclusive so he worked on it and I believed it until I was on the credits screen lol
>>344324996
>used it in high school
hah oh wow
>>344325240
):i was head of the DnD-club and Harry Potter club
>>344325431
hahaha
>>344314917
Congrats on all the (You)'s. A moderately humourous post.
>>344324808
Actually had one of these in my class. The guy was always off. One time I was with him while another kid, one year below, was going around the corner. The kid was the boastful, acts tough but crumbles like a cookie at the smallest opposition. Before I realize it, completely unprovoked, the guy from my class grabs the guys neck, starts beating the shit out of him.
Left school that year. Last I saw him he was being arrested by the police over drug charges. His friends at the time told me he had been in rehab a couple of times.
>>344324996
>and fuck lockers honestly i just carried my books all the time
same except I just didn't carry the books around and my backpack was full of cool shit
>>344315805
>pikaking
>>344324957
Hot damn that is some autism
>>344324808
>>344325743
>that kid who'd sit in the back of art class and sniff the markers/sharpies
>>344314917
Slumber parties were the best
>>344316853
Second weeb kid sounds cool. Were you his friend?
>>344326049
>not white-out
max pleb
>>344314917
>That time the popular chad thundercock kid went around showing his dick to 10 year olds
What the fuck Kyron
>>344316454
Man that is so sad if you're aren't just fucking around.
>>344326049
>he didn't huff marker
why not? it's not like it killed any more brain cells than sitting through that shit class
>>344326013
it wasn't autism, it was fun and hilarious.
>>344325878
i made friends with this turkish kid and there was this actual autistic kid who wore super mario galaxy shirts in our class. and me and him would take our fingers to our forehead and go "piiiiiikkkaaaaaaaa" and one time he flipped out on the class and threw his books everywhere.
>>344326215
>kid
>mario galaxy
>2007
hmmmmm
>>344326215
Mate, if rolling around on the ground of a public bathroom while pretending to be a naruto isn't autism I don't know what is
>>344325878
>years ago
>female friend a year younger than me
>she has a that kid boyfriend a year younger than her
>he gets me alone one time for some real talk
>confides in me that he is turning into a pikachu
>claims his cheeks and face hurt a lot because static/electric pouches trying to form
>claims his tailbone and lower back pains are due to a tail trying to grow
i had never before, and never since, been so beside myself with wat
>>344320961
>>344314814
Because children lack an understanding of consequence.
It doesn't occur to them that the person will learn what they said was false, all they know is that in the present they can make them believe them and treat them like they know something they don't.
Children are exceptional curious and nosy, want to know everything, but have no real concept of secrets because they want to let people know they know things.
>>344326215
That is autistic as fuck
>You can't save the dolphin in Rusty Bucket Bay, don't even try it! You need to find Bottles' diving gear first!
>>344318821
>That kid who abused the Sands of Time momentum glitch to jump through the wall
We never saw him again
>that asian kid who gave you jap sub naruto before anyone else knew about it
>then later became a weed dealer and is serving 10 years right now
>>344326305
?
>>344326326
>>344326394
lmao. why are you people being so serious? i get everything on 4chan is autistic to you. we weren't serious and it was fun and hilarious
>>344323457
Haha, fuck him. Sounds like a fucking douche.
>>344314583
One of my friends said there was a dodo code to get a kart in Mario 64. Never found that code or whatever the fuck a dodo cheat device is although that dude did also say there was a code to make wrestlers in WWE/WWF/WCW fuck.
>Friend tells me she has a live Pokemon at home
>I call bullshit
>She says it's true
>I believe her
Sometimes I wonder if I was actually retarded back then.
>if you stare through the window in the garden after sneaking past the guards for long enough ganondorf will start talking to you
I stand there for like 3 hours
Tell that kid about it
>oh anon you have to beat the game three times first
>>344324791
we had an albino midget downy at our highschool who always toted one of these around and said the most inane shit about every little thing, we called him peanut gallery
I hope he's doing well
>>344319157
Fuck (You), you ugly sack of shit
>>344318673
He was jacking off to you.
>>344324996
>tfw I would just carry my books and papers around
>they werent even organized at all
>mfw now realizing how much of a sperg i must have looked
If i could go back with the mind i have now, Maybe, just maybe I wouldnt be a bitter virging shitposting on imageboards.
>>344324791
Had one of these in the 6th grade. I really didn't want it but my mom forced it on me. Thankfully no one said shit but people were probably talking about me.
One time a teacher asked me where I got it from and I ignored her because I fucking HATED that thing.
>That kid who decided to buy Pokemon trading cards, just because they were Pokemon, and got Charizard on his first try
>wouldn't trade it no matter the offer
I was that kid. I still have it in a drawer back in my mom's house.
>>344326348
YOU'VE REMINDED ME
>normalfag skater in the 7th grade
>girl a grade below me who rides my bus has a crush on me
>end up dating her, got to touch some tities and vagoo
>she broke up with me for whatever reason
>heard from her friends that she SERIOUSLY believes that she's turning into a werewolf
>saw her somewhere else in the 10th grade, she didn't remember me and was pregnant
looking back on it I've heard her dad was fucking her and she was pretty messed up
>>344317429
>lend best friend FFIX in like 10 grade
>both end up in separate branches of the military
>finally meet back up when we're both out
>returns FFIX to me in a new jewel case and no scratches on the discs
mah nigga
>freshman year of high school
>wake up late
>hurry to get dressed
>grab first pants I see
>oh shit, it's my middle school pants from when I was smaller
>whatever
>they're pretty tight and uncomfortable
>biology class
>volunteer from the zoo giving a presentation on animal slides
>sitting in back corner
>take opportunity to fix pants
>unzip and unbutton pants
>stick hand in to readjust my balls
>girl looks over at the wrong time
>TEACHER TEACHER ANON IS TOUCHING HIMSELF TO ANIMAL PICTURES
>get known as the animal fucker for the rest of high school
Fuck me
Fiston my ass
>>344319069
I mean, holy shit. Could you explain us a bit more about your weird cousin shit you guys had?
>>344314980
>ADD = Autism
Nice medical license, doc
>>344314583
>that kid in elementary school that convinced me that once you beat luigis mansion you unlock a multiplayer mode during the credits that allows you to connect a second controller and play as mario and luigi as you both vacuum up the credits and even going as far as to give me his memory card to copy his save file onto my gamecube so that i could play with my brother only to find out he was bullshitting me which lead me to "accidentally" delete his luigis mansion save file
Fuck you Justin and your faggot brother who touched my dick while we were playing tag
