This is your date for tonight.
>>344307592
I want to rape her.
>>344307592
i don't know what i did to deserve this but thanks, anon
C U T E
>>344307592
I'm not worthy
>>344307592
No thanks, her foster father would fucking destroy me.
>>344307947
You get a pass for tonight since it's pachinko night.
Would protect.
>>344307592
I hope shes been modded to suplex me <3
>>344307947
>Not wanting Kazuma as a father in law
He is pretty chill if you aren't a complete asshat who picks on weaker people.
>>344307592
I'm sorry, but I don't date outside my race
She looks underage.
Also, I'm gay.
>>344310239
Aboriginals are disgusting though
>>344307592
>no makeup
>hoodie
>possibly underage
>leno chin
>probably can't speak english for shit
>dad top level mafia shit
you've got me fucked up if you think I'd show up for that.
>>344310448
only ugly girls need makeup
>>344310239
What exactly is your race, clearly gay racist?
Mmm chitsu!
>>344307592
I'd date her foster father instead and I'm not gey.
Anyway is Kazuma a cuck? Raising someone's child as your own is the very textbook definiton of a cuck
>>344307592
Nah you're alright. My yellow fever passed in my late teens.
>>344310813
No, it isn't the textbook definition of a cuck. It's the 4chan definition of a cuck.
Are we gonna post more Haruka or what?
>>344310813
>being a good guy is cuck
If I was mad rich, I'd adopt kids. that's the most bro thing you could ever do. I legit feel for kids that grow up with parents. no nintendos and segas for them.
>>344307592
This is your dates adoptive father for tonight.
YAKUZA 0 AND KIWAMI WHEN FUCK YOU SEGA
>>344311238
Absolutely.
>>344307592
>Onichaaaaaaan please. Make a perfect score at bowling
>Perform the most perfect karaoke ever
>Beat all those punks whitout being hit once
> make 30 home runs in the highest dificulty
>YOU JUST DID 29 HOME RUNS. WORST DATE EVER. I,M GOIN HOME
>>344310813
Might as well call orphanages cuckfarms then
>>344312164
>Have to fight Kazuma
>>344310813
He's not if hemarries her.
I want to amputate her and user her as a septic tank and prolong her agony as long as i can.
>>344312373
Fuck Usagi Drop
Literally the worst ending of all time
>>344312373
Kiryu would never do such a thing.
>>344312164
>please. Make a perfect score at bowling
date ended before it even began. I doubt many on this planet could bowl a perfect game.
>>344312164
>he wouldn't get a perfect score at bowling, perform perfect karaoke, beat up punks and make 30 home runs on hard mode for haruka
fag
>>344310813
>Raising someone's child as your own is the very textbook definiton of a cuck
No, raising your wife's child who's father isn't you makes you a cuck. Though I'd say you aren't a cuck if the father is dead or the child is an adult.
Adopting a child doesn't make you a cuck at all since you have no romantic relationship with her mother.
>>344312341
>>344312604
hnnnnnng
>>344307592
I HOPE YOU SUCK AND SWALLOW CHINK
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE HARUKA
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So, like, how much does Yakuza 5 improve on combat over 4? I felt like in 4 I was missing to often despite being locked on.
>>344312940
You can't tell me what I can and can't do with my waifu. That's between us.
>>344312971
5 has the best combat so far.
Only a matter of time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpNz-xx_sCo
>>344312940
>>344313130
>waifu
Haruka is a daughterfu.
She is not for sexual, she is for hand holding and giving gifts to.Don't stop posting cute Haruka pics tho.
>>344313314
that and this one are some of my favorite boss themes ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GoeKzH8zQg
>>344313331
left half needs a name assigned to it, preferably the correct name
>>344307592
>50% chance of being instant-transmissioned into an overhead one-handed suplex
No thanks, I choose life.
>>344313331
who's the 3dpd? reverse image search gives nothing
>>344313331
>life after the idol business
>>344313508
>>344313597
>>344313621
No idea. I saved that picture from here.
>>344313450
>>344310813
That's not what cuck means, read a dictionary before listening to /pol/.
So I only have a PS3 and been meaning to get into Yakuza for a LONG time.
What's the best entry title?
>>344315552
Best thing would be to emulate 1+2 and play the rest on PS3
>>344315552
Honestly 1 is but you could still start off with 3.
>>344315692
>>344315637
Alright perfect, already got PCSX2 set up for God Hand, downloading the first Yakuza now.
Cheers.
I wonder if anything good like this will ever actualy happen to me...
>>344316672
Just remember that the first one has an English dub, the rest of them are Japanese voices with subs.
I'll just put this down here
>>344317209
What's this? What does it say?
>>344317638
different races within japan, I suspect. It's a fairly big and varied country
>>344317638
>>344317826
IIRC it was something about the original Japanese race (Jomon) before someone else moved in and took over
>>344317638
>>344317826
>>344318047
Jomon = native pure blood Japanese
Yayoi = Chinese or Korean mixed descendants
>>344318047
>someone else moved in
I hear it was chinks that had alot of Khan's genes in them
Whoa, anyone happen to know what's going on with this cutscene?
Looks like all the people's textures are flickering.
>>344318127
fucking chinks ruining everything
>>344318196
You're supposed to believe this shit, anon. Says so right there
>>344318196
Never happened to me. There's a dude around here who posts the emulator settings for 1+2 which I used.
>sweating man.bmp
>>344318127
My girlfriend is Chinese and her mom looks like the left, and her dad looks like the right. She turned out to look like her mom. Big eyes, noticeably.
Considering I'm white, can there be a chance that our kids look like the right (small eyes)?
>>344318158
>300 BC to 300 AD
>Khan
So the Chinese invented time travel too?
>>344318356
I remember playing this years ago and panicking because I could hear someone opening my door when this cutscene was playing.
Would you protect this smile?
>>344317209
J O M O N
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>>344318503
Your girlfriend either had surgery or has some Russian in her.
The earliest settlers of Japan during the Jomon period broke off from the northern migration and have more in common with native Russians and north western Native Americans.
Whats your favourite songs on the OST, /v/?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exgLfIeAJY8
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckXjV6CjqXg
Fuck I hope Shinada is in Yakuza 6. His style was so goddamn fun. At this point I can do without Akiyama and Saejima.
>>344307592
Oh fuck no, I'm screwed either way. If I stand her up at our date, Kiryu would fucking end me. If I date her anyway, Kiryu would fucking end me.
>>344319639
>yfw Saejima goes to prison again in Yakuza 6
>>344319639
He's probably a one time thing like Tanimura.
>>344319093
If we're talking specifically Yakuza 5 then this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D-S41l3xM4
If you mean in the series as a whole then this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vxy3ufNFbE
or this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hl6KNY10ZA
>>344319859
All I need from Saejima in Yakuza 6 is a cameo where he's now running that shitty little dojo. I just want him to be happy and out of the game.
>>344319639
What, his style was just less powerful version of Kiryu. Pretty boring, but I hope we see him as a side character somewhere again.
Tanimura style was the most different and interesting one.
>>344311562
>not getting your kid a high end PC
Anyone else get into Yakuza movies because of the series?
>>344319639
It was okay. More interesting than Tanimura I guess if only for the weapon movesets. Meteor Tackle is kinda lame though and I don't like how a lot of his moveset revolves around grabs in a game where all the strong enemies are practically immune to them.
Honestly I felt like the combat in 3 and 4 was more "refined". I feel like certain Heat moves are more difficult to trigger in 5 (mostly the ones that have "run amongst enemies" as a requirement) and there are lots of heat moves that have such basic requirements that it's hard NOT to do them. Like the one Akiyama has for enemies near walls.
Climax Heat is a fun idea, but it's too easy to waste and some of the moves have annoying requirements (like Kiryu's). It should be a separate trigger so you only activate it when you want to. I also felt it could have been used to replace some of the "requires flashing red health" moves, but those are still there. They even removed Kiryu's red heat which I thought was a good mechanic.
Lastly, the "special attacks" added to the characters which consume their heat bar (e.g. Kiryu's devil trigger, Shinada's Meteor Tackle, Akiyama's launch strike/air combos) are pretty weak and not that well thought out. Saejima's Tiger Puppetry is the only decent one I think which feels useful and like a natural extension of his moveset.
Lastly I think the combat went a bit too "anime" with some of the moves this time around. It's never been particularly realistic, but killing enemies with shockwaves by punching the ground crosses the line for me.
Yakuza 5's story was incredibly disappointing. I felt like there wasn't much of a reason for any of it.
>>344310340
she's not underage anymore, at least not in 6
>>344312971
Each character has a new system added that's unique to them and really fun to use.
For example, when you're in heat modeas Akiyama, Triangle becomes a launcher and you can do sick midair juggle combos.
>>344320750
I liked 5's story a lot more than 3 and 4's, but it feels like it's way too short. It feels like it lacks a lot of proper resolution andAizawadoesn't get much time as a villain.
>>344307592
We got some nudes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GoeKzH8zQg
> dat 1:04
I don't care what people say about Y3, it still has the best soundtrack for me.
>>344321525
My favourite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZO2MAwqBxU
>>344321969
Holy shit that's cute
>>344311990
Yakuza 0 in early 2017, Kiwami unconfirmed
>>344321525
3 was the comfiest for me. Had some of the best characters in the series.
also, godtier soundtrack.
>>344321969
>that jacket
I really want it, I wonder if it's real or if they just made it for Kido.
>>344322208
I forgot Kiwami even existed. Sucks with this series not knowing if certain bits are ever gonna get localized.
>>344318503
I think chances are low, unless you share the gene(s), as they are recessive.
>>344322482
Sucks worse being a weeb who wants the jidaigeki stuff.
>>344317209
>mfw the ancestors of the jomon are treated, the ainu, are treated like shit by the slit eye japanese.
Only 18 more days until we get a release date, new info and some new footage. Who /hyped/ here?
>>344318356
It would have been weirder if a man who had been in jail for 20 years DIDN'T do this, especially in japan.
The funniest bit is that Kiryu admits to being just around the corner waiting for him to make a move, ready to basically disintegrate with his fists if necessary.
>>344322295
I'm struggling to think of who the fuck 3 introduced that you could consider the best in the series. Rikiya? And?
>>344322926
Kazama. KANDAAAAA Motherfucking Mine?
>>344322926
Sunshine kids of course.
Not that guy but I thought Mine was pretty good.
OHHHHHHHHH ROUGE OF RUB
>>344320750
What was dissapointing about it? I heard that a lot over the past couple of years, but I finally finished 5 last night and really enjoyed it. Story and all.
Overall I really liked theKurosawa twist, he turned out to be a really intimidating villain. Not physically, but he's actually smart (That isn't to say he doesn't have stage presence). He comes across as someone who could actually do some real damage to the protagonists.
I went into the game knowing who the final boss was, and was dissapointed up until I actually got to that scene. His reasoning and the fight itself was super engaging and enjoyable. It completely turned me around.
Basically I think the Finale really ironed out a lot of the problems I had with the story. Things seemed contrived but when all the information was laid out, it made sense.
I do think they should have given Watase a bigger role though.
>>344323501
Yakuza 6 better be about Watase leading the Omi Alliance against the Tojo Clan.
>>344323501
I think the only twist I liked about Y5 was thatShinada's loanshark was a good guyandhe actually had no kids.
Also why the fuck does every character look like their actual voice actor in game?
>>344322724
For a game that won't get localized until like 2019, if ever? Not super hyped.
>>344323858
It's on purpose for the characters to be modeled after their VAs ever since 3.
>>344323858
Takasugi was bro as fuck.
>>344323879
>Not importing
But why, senpai? Don't tell me you don't own Kenzan or Ishin either.
>>344323858
I really liked that too. The realisation that he's just as lonely as Shinada really made me feel for him.
>>344323972
> Takasugi
> too expensive
oh those japs
>>344323047
Kazama's identical twin was the dumbest fucking shit in the game. Mine was an idiot.
>mfw doing the breakthrough training for the first time in 5
I'm so used to the combat in this game being easy as fuck that it really knocked me on my ass.
>>344324456
a fucking joke with saejima
> get herculean spirit or whatever the ability name was that gave you super armor while in heat mode
> chug a tauriner
> hold and release triangle ad infinitum
> win
>>344324456
Fuck that shit as Akiyama and Shinada. The Komaki's are too much to deal with without a good counter-attack in your arsenal.
>>344322724
The production values of Yakuza 6 look great. I'm a fan of the demo's camerawork. Kinda hope they go back to the old heat-action system though. Not a big fan of having to turn on heat manually just to do the same 4 attacks.
Yakuza 0's fighting system is fucking perfect. Looking forward to playing that properly. Only touched the demo and youtube videos.
>>344325053
They said they'll improve the combat in Y6 because a lot of people complained about it, so I'm excited to see what will it look like now.
>>344324456
It's not hard, it's just cheap.
Like "okay, Shinada, the guy who has problems with his final boss and whos only special attack is grapple - the most useless thing while figting bosses - fight 2 of the most annoying fucks in the game at once!"
It's just shows all the problems with the fight system in the game
- grabs miss most of the time
- you can't even grab them, really
- enemies stunlock you
- you have to resort to cheap tactics to win
Fuck that.
>>344307592
I like her. Thanks, OP. Today you were not a fag.
>>344307592
Time and time again I try to convince my Chinese gf to not fuck with her hair as among white people properly cared for black Asian hair looks illustrious and great.
>>344319093
really loving this except i hate the parts where the voice cuts out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuVm4IEpOdA
>>344325982
die
>>344316672
IM PLAYING GOD HAND TOO! OMG!
This is your date for tonight
>>344313331
>>344313508
>>344313597
>>344313621
Girl on left is chinese model Liu Yaxi.
>>344322724
I'm hype here. Definitely excited to find out Takeshi's role.
>>344322926
>forgetting best ojisan
This is my date for tonight.
>>344326868
Why? I'm against dyeing.
>>344327583
>lets his adopted daughter become an idol instead of a doctor or a lawyer
great parenting skills there.
>>344327583
>>344328240
is dis how monster hunter now looks like?
srs?
>>344313331
You're clearly not that pretty. You look like a Japanese version of Ashley without the huge fucking ears.
>>344324030
what's the point? i wont understand what's happening
>>344328710
Not for us, no.
>>344324456
i got guns and shot them
>>344328994
Kenzan and Ishin have their main stories and other shit translated, except for substories. Though, I think someone translated Kenzan substories too.
>>344329273
Mate, all of the substories are translated. Search for KHHSubs. His website is extensive to say the least.
I enjoyed Ishin as if it wasn't in another language thanks to that guide.
>>344328941
You're clearly a homo
>>344329508
I didn't use a guide for Ishin and last time I checked it was just a summary of the substories. By translated I meant that all of the dialogues are translated and not just summarizing what has happened.
>>344329273
i dont think it's a fun way to play the game
>>344307592
No thanks. She was cuter in Yakuze 3.
>>344329508
>>344329714
Oh, and the same goes for the main story. I think SaltyYen is done with his playthrough of Ishin and he translated everything in the main story (he didn't just summarize it), but translated the dialogues as well.
Hi Honey, I'll defend you unil there's nothing but dirt left!
>>344329852
Your choice. It's the best you'll get as those 2 will never release outside Asia. 6 probably will (and maybe Kiwami if they'll want more new players) as Sega has given the Yakuza series another chance in the west.
>>344329725
my favorite heat move so far, it's hilariously brutal
>>344307592
That's my daughter.
>>344330123
Shite, I'd piss away my country for those chicks, getsome country-speific grills
*dodges missile*
>>344330521
Oh come on, jerking so hard to those slant-eyed grills of yours
>>344330364
>I'm sorry if you feel that way. Ask your daughter to go to bed, I would feel that... ;_;
>>344330364
your daughter is a freak in the sack, man
>>344330364
What color panties do you buy her?
>>344330521
>using missiles against Kiryu
Why not use machine guns and be done with it
>>344331376
https://youtu.be/zQ2xI2doJe4?t=7m5s
>>344330521
Come on love, please go to bed. I'll take care of your singing to your sleep
Only Yakuza games I played were 1 and 2 for the PS2. Should I care about the rest?
The series seems like milking the cow now.
>>344331741
it just gets better and better except 3, but 3 is still good
>>344331683
I just realized he kicked those bullets out of the air at other people.
>>344331741
If you enjoyed playing them sure. If you didn't or only enjoyed them for the story, no.
