Dammit, /v/... I don't live near anything but fields and all I want to do is play pokemon go. I walked for six miles and didn't see a SINGLE pokemon...
Such is a sad day in the country. How often do you see pokemon? Maybe I'm doing something wrong?
>>344304106
I haven't been on /v/ since Oblivion... When the hell has /vp/ been a thing?
I caught a Pidgeoto from the comfort of my bed this morning.
>>344304381
Around Diamond/Pearl iirc
>>344304381
2010
>>344304936
Diamond/Pearl? Shit last time I played Pokemon was Pokemon Gold....
>>344305175
Now there's Heart Gold
Ticks are Pokemon, let them sit you and they'll eventually evolve.
Let's play Ingress instead. First of all, it's not a half-assed clone of a superior game and also Ingress isn't marketed for children and manchild NEETs. And at least the gameplay in Ingress is riveting with you having to attack and defend portals.
>>344306903
Aren't they made by the same company? Also enlightened is the only choice.
>>344307431
ENL master race here. Yep, except Nintendo paid Niantic to repaint their superior game with shitty gimmicks in order to market to kids. Oh well, I hope some of those profits go towards Ingress.
>>344307578
I wish ingress had little side things to do while walking to a portal considering they have badges for distance traveled. Once I'm full on xm I generally shut it off until I reach the portals around me
>>344303849
Well you need to have some sort of internet connection at all times, hows your data plan?
>>344303849
Maybe if the servers weren't always full I could get on and hunt.
>>344303849
There's a church nearby, go there.
Churches are all Pokestops.
>>344308864
One near me is a gym. Imagine battling during Mass. Heaven or Hell Let's Rock
>>344303849
>don't live near anything but fields
>should be finding shittons of Pokémon leaping out from the tall grass
>HURR WE'LL RESKIN INGRESS DURR
Absolutely retarded, this company.
>>344309605
Are you fucking Bart Simpson or what? Underage detected
>>344309772
Seriously, I work on a Golf Course along a river...That fucking thing should be jam packed with magikarps at least...fucking nothing. I'm lucky if I catch 10 pokemon during an 8 hour shift.
I really wish they would update their wilderness encounter rate, pokemon shouldnt be jam packed into cities and shit.
>>344308864
The nearest church doesn't pop up on the map. It doesn't even have a landline telephone number I don't think. The other one is just the AHTA. I'm surrounded by corn right now, and tall grass, yet zero pokemon.
At work I have a pidgey at the tattoo parlor across the street, but I work in IT so there's no walking for me.
>>344310157
The majority of people lives in cities and this games is marketed towards the majority of people. I'm sorry that Nintendo is ruining your immersion.
>>344310219
Everyone starts with some incense. Use it to get a few pokemon for now.
