>nobody in the team uses voice chat
>don't want to be the only one talking
>we lose because of lack of coordination
>>344291001
Lead and I follow luv.
>>344291001
F R I E N D S
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Why is every single overwatch thread fucking pathetic faggotry.
>want to use voice but can't because people keep hitting on me
>>344291001
don't be a dick in voice chat and people will be ok with it
i like people that talk over the mic as long as they're not cancerous fucks
OH LET ME MAKE ANOTHER FUCKING OVERWATCH THREAD THERE'S ALREADY 1000,0000,000 OF THEM BUT I'LL MAKE ANOTHER ONE ANYWAYS OVERWATCH OVERWATCH OVERWATCH IS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT LE OVERWATCH OOOOOOVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRWAAAAAAAAAATTTTTCCCCCCCCCCHHH ASJLDLSA JLKASLDAL KDLASJ ASKDASLDJKLAJÖKLD
>Learned english on my own
>Can communicate just fine through writting
>Vocal is where I shit the bed because I can't pronounce half the words in the vocabulary correctly
Lol, like chat ever helps anyone win anyway.
>>344291001
MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>344291001
Try not being absolutely garbage at video games. Maybe then you'll stop letting down everyone you love, but probably not.
>>344291302
A-Are you okay, aniki?
>sound like a little boy
I literally can't play with voice chat with people making fun of me.
>>344291001
>don't want to be the only one talking
Stop being a faggot and talk.
Just be polite and upbeat, and only give suggestions. Nobody wants some asshole who can't even play shouting orders them when they can't even respond.
>thought about voice chat
>i've always worked alone...*sigh
>hell, they only get in my way
>*pulls out hellfire shotguns
>lets show them a one man army
>DIE DIE DIE !!!!!
>>344291153
Here's an idea. Tell them if they try super hard and win, you'll sent them pics. Win a game, leave, if needed block the faggots. Repeat for more wins.
>>344291410
Talk anyway and just don't let anyone get you down.
Played with a Swiss dude for a long while and in the beginning he was utterly shit at English but prodded us to correct him. After a year he sounded like he had been speaking it all his life.
>Don't like playing Mercy but do it when no one else is going to do it
>Carrying team with 3+ clutch resses every game on KOTH
>lose last game because team is our DPS is just not as good as their team's DPS
>shit genji: WHY DIDNT U RES????
>I literally died at the end while i got to 100% ult status and my team was so spread out I only would have got one person anyway
>I get the POTG for an earlier 4x res and a status card showing my great performance
>he immediately leaves the game
Is being Mercy the most suffering role in the game?
>>344291713
>>344291153
>totally not a dude anon becomes the joan of arc of overwatch
>>344291001
I just play Mercy and exclusively use the pistol when my team are shit and we're obviously going to lose.
>>344291759
Healer have always been a thankless job, just suck it up
>Be Lucio
>Gibraltar
>Team spam "I NEED HEALING" while flat out ignoring me getting the hot monkey dick in front of them
>Bitch at me for not healing when I was dead for 80%
>Mfw
Last time I used voice chat someone called me a fucking slag so I haven't really felt like using it since.
>>344291457
>"Reaper behind, probably going to ult"
>Team groups up
great game
>>344292049
>Lucio
>In front of your allies
that's your problem
>>344292131
this
when I play mercy I'm usually looking around and healing my team and you just notice the reaper being a sneaky cunt and you tell your team to be careful.
then within the next 30 seconds reaper gets play of the game really easily
>>344291001
If you see that your team it too dumb to do other roles, maybe you should be the one to save their asses.
>>344292419
but being a healer is terribly boring and it feels like you're a pre-school teacher
you can't even pick a tank in pubs because there's no coordination and you probably won't even have a healer
>When the enemy team accuses members of your team of solo q pubs of wallhacking because we're all making perfect callouts
I love it when teams of complete strangers click together well.
>want to speak but doesn't because my mic is shit
>>344291001
>Use Voice Chat
>Try to coordinate with the team, make callouts of enemy tactics and positions
>Team doesn't react
>No answer in voice
>No answer in chat
>We lose
>Hear a distant "cyka" over a cheap as fuck mic
>>344292975
>russians
>buying games
>>344291759
I can't count the number of times as Mercy my entire team has pushed up to a chokepoint on defense, while a Tracer and/or Genji flank us and no one comes to help me or contest the fucking point for at least 30 seconds.
And then I get yelled at for not playing back far enough or not soloing a full health Genji/Tracer/Winston with my pistol.
>>344291001
>someone starts using their mic
>everyone listens and does what they say
>they coordinate the team and we win
>>344291151
Cause overwatch itself is for pathetic faggots. Idiots who spent 40-60 bucks for an online only game
>someone has their mic on
>full of static
>not talking
>their game audio is blasting, can hear everything that happens
>>344291759
>playing a healer
>genji is spamming the heal button
>getting real upset that I'm not pocketing him
>>344291001
Just do it anyways. Someone communicating is always better than noone.
>>344291001
>nobody in the team uses voice chat
>don't want to be the only one talking
>we win despite lack of coordination
>>344291586
Holy shit, are you me
>>344291001
>ever using voice chat
>enter server
>one hey guy says "oh hey guys!"
>silence
>want to reply, but too shy to speak
>tfw want friends to play with and banter with on OW
>everyone in-game is shitty personality-wise
;_;
>>344291001
>uses voice chat
Fucking kids these days.
Appreciate your tracer
>>344291759
>be mercy
>MADA MADA
>die
>>344292630
But would it make the team win?
>>344291001
>tfw try to talk and nobody responds to me
>keep talking, not even sure if anyone on my team is listening
>>344291001
I would voice chat but I get audibly angry so I rather not. I don't care ranked is a shit show anyway.
I need to learn how to play pharah so I can carry but I don't get rockets and playing a hero with no self heals is pretty hard.
>>344293586
>things that never happened: the post
>>344293586
>plays overwatch
>likes sonic
>needs a mic to do well
my fucking GOD
Just fucking talk. Jesus christ. Even if no one replies you relaying enemy position and such is better than nothing
>b..b...b..but I'm a girl
>bb.b..b..but I'm scared
All shitty excuses. Buck up champ, no one will give a fuck either way.
>playing other day
>no one talking and enemy crushed us at first capture point
>speak up about enemy Mercy Reaper combo
>suddenly everyone else starts using their mics
>glorious 7 minute defense at last cap point
>go on a 6-0 run with these guys all because we were talking
>started with me speaking up
Not that god damn hard. The only thing stopping you is some shitty ass excuse. Grow up
If you have a mic and no one else does, don't spend the game whining about no one else having a mic or only ever communicating about how you've died because of someone else on your team. In doing so you serve as nothing but a sound distraction.
Communicate important information like whether opponents have ult charge, where people are coming from, if you want people to group to take advantage of your own ult, enemy team changes etc.
There's nothing worse than that one faggot who complains that no one else has a mic, then proceeds to spend the entire match saying nothing except "You let that Tracer through and she killed me, you're all idiots".
Console pleb here
>>PLAYING FPS ON CONSOLE LMAO
With that out of the way, can PC players tell me whether or not people are as submissive on there? Once I jumped on the mic to tell our two Hanzos that it was probably a bad idea to be playing that way on offensive Gibraltar, and they automatically switched out.
There was also a shit-talking Widowmaker on my team once who kept berating the rest of us for not doing our job, and when I pointed out he was Widowmaker on KOTH and failing to hit shit let alone help us cap, he switched to S76 the next round. Do people do this on PC or is it a console thing?
>>344293952
;^)
>>344294536
>they keep clearing their throat and/or sniffling
>finally talk, only to tell us that the enemy team is pushing the payload before scoffing and muttering darkly about our team composition because we have two Roadhogs
>all of this coming from the Mercyfag
>>344298857
Hit and miss. Some people will realize they need to help the team and switch and other times people, see shitters, think they are the time and will try to talk back.
>>344298003
0/10 Attempt to Motivate
2/10 Blog about Personal Accomplishments
9/10 Over-inflated Self Worth
>>344299162
Your post brings no value to the discussion.
Fuck off back to your hole where you cry about not being able to talk on a fucking mic.
>>344291001
I want her to coordinate her mouth with my dick
![99b8aef9b671ef5f2aafee1b7a53b460[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T6mMES4.jpg "99b8aef9b671ef5f2aafee1b7a53b460[1].jpg")
>>344299331
I don't "cry about not being able to talk on a fucking mic."
>play only rein and roadhog
>constantly have mercys up my ass
>criticize the mercy's shit sense of priority when she only heals me
>we still win
>she can only manage "thank you sir"
That's all the talking I need, anyway.
>tryhards arguing on voice chat
Nah, I just disable it completely
>>344291001
Most of people who use voice chat are obnoxious faggots who talks for every unneccessary shit. If you want to be listened to, talk only when it's strictly necessary like signaling a turret or sniper position.
>tfw thinking about talking in mic
>too scared
>game already too boring anyway, zero (0) reason to play anymore
wew dodged a bullet there lads
>>344292417
Mercy is great if you have a mic, though.
>In trouble. Pharah please launch.
>Hey Hanzo, could you step back two steps so I can fly to you and save me a long walk? Danke.
>Attack is going bad. You two that are left alive, please die on top of the other three so I can mass rez.
Some guy starts giving orders everyone obeys surprisingly. Tells random members to change class gets ignored he gets frustrated he switches class while telling the rest of the team what to do. In the end we won he gets PoTG then calls us useless faggots and leaves. Love this game.
>>344291001
>I LOST IN A VIRTUAL GAME
>BUT MOOOOOOOOM!
>Turn on voice chat once
>Immediately hear a squeaker say "DELETE THIS"
>never use voice chat again
>>344301659
>>>/tumblr/
why the fuck are you even here if not to talk about videogames you fat dyke
>>344301450
Sounds like he carried you Hanzo shitters.
>play as mei
>pit in mic
>spend whole game making ice puns
>team is pissed off because we are getting cock blocked from the payload
>someone playing as torbjorn asks me to switch to mercy
>" Im sorry, but my condition has left me cold to your plees for mercy
>find out my mic was dead and no one was hearing me this whole time
>mute all chats and voice chat
unless im in a premade this is the only option.
>>344300930
I would use my mic as mercy but I fear I'd just become a toxic screaming mess.
>>344302061
>thinks stupid 'lol so witty' puns are funny
>is such a moron that they can't even pester people properly
it's like poetry
>don't talk because I hate my voice
>>344298957
Anon, I have bad news for you, please don't panic, you forgot to write down a message and only typed an emote. Thank me later
>>344298003
This.
My own example:
>Playing Bastion on Rt 66 defending payload
>Team doing alright, 45 seconds and they're about to reach checkpoint about 15 meters away
>Use my fucking mic like any normal person "Yo, Rein, get over here" as I post up on the overlooking cliff
>Other team is making pretty good desperate last push as Rein posts up next to me and shields like a bro
>They decimate our other 3 players who rushed in one at a time
>Use my idiot teammates as a distraction
>In turn I mow enemy team down with turretmode, kill 2 before they even realize where we are
>Teamkill
>POTG
>We win
>All because I used small mouth noises and wasn't too much of a bitch to do it to coordinate a defense
>>344302021
I was a mercy he was the only hanzo till in the end when he changed to a mei, d.va and 76 offense. We had two widows who refuse two change.
>>344291001
I WANT TO ATTACK THE OBJECTIVE
>>344298003
Fucking this
>playing asMercyon Hanamura
>hanging back behind my team mates
>only one with a mic apparently
>start seeing flankers making their way around
>"yo Bastion post up by the bell so we can get a tighter defense going"
>"beep boop"
>goes and posts up by the bell while I buff
>"Hey Roadhog can you hang back a bit in case more flankers show up? Our asses are kinda hanging in the wind over here"
>"yes sir" in the chat
>hangs back closer to us while hooking people into Bastions line of sight
>get Genji and Hanzo to to harass the enemy behind the gate
>get Torb to post his turret closer to our spawn to set up a crossfire
>call out flankers as I see them so team can fuckin reck them instantly
>tfw nobody could even make it to the point once
>get upvoted to legendary
Feels fuckin good man
>>344291153
I love this hentai
>>344297371
It happens on occasion to me
>>344291001
voice chat is for bantz, not coordination
you just suck and you're playing with other people who suck
>>344298003
>Just fucking talk. Jesus christ.
Its not like they can hear you, 80% of the time you're the only one in the group voice channel.
>>344291001
That sucks.
>odorwatch
>requiring coordination
please meme elsewhere
I.always talk into the mic even if no one else is talking because more often than not there are teammates that can hear me but can't talk back.
>finally a dude who uses mic and is actually cool to talk to
>friend him
>join up the next day
>he sucks
>we lose almost every match
>never invite him again
I don't even call my closest friends on the phone, let alone talk to irritating strangers with peevish, vocal-fry voices
>>344291586
>>344295750
I'm on your boat too.
I also look like 17, it's fucking shit.I'm 21.
>>344291001
>another memewatch thread
Anyone got that picture where the enemy team is formed by "pros" and the ally team is formed by dinguses like Genji and Mei?
