>girl joins the clan
>That one faggot that bitches nonstop about it
>>344267357
>girl
>>344267435
>that one whiteknight
>>344267357
she falls for another guy instead of you, tha clan leader
>leader of the guild is a girl
>randomly fights with ppl and kicks them out when she's pmsing
>>344267357
>join clan on a whim after meeting a chill guy thru LFG
>not long after a qt3.14azn grill joins
>purposefully go out of my way to not sperg out like most of the other guys flirting with her
>she's pretty cool, streams the clan on twitch while we fuck around and banter
>she just loves playing video games and her cats
>pretty nice person overall
>suddenly have a dream about being her boyfriend the other night
internet love is fucking dumb and i hate it.
>>344267435
Heyo, girls closest beta orbiter.
>that one girl joins
>She's obnoxious as shit
>try to coax people into realizing she's not working well with us
>see her pic
>she has E cup tits
>fucking -E- CUPS
>Lose all will to fight her back
And then I became a cuck
>>344267740
The Lord tests us tits guys with natural jugs like that in this unnatural world.
>>344267740
>tfw you are so beta you get pussy whipped by a picture of tits
I don't know that feel tho.
>>344267731
>>344267740
>redpill fags
>had a girl in our group of 25 people for a year and no one gives a fuck, she's just one of us
Stop associating with thirsty autists
>>344267357
But girls are cute :3
>>344268086
she's a guy
>>344268086
>Laying the bait to make a woman think it's safe to be lured into your lair before you spring the trap
Clever frogposter.
>>344268107
Not as cute as little boys
>>344268191
don't be a creep >:3
>>344268107
but that's a girl (boy)
>girl joins the clan
>gets real close to the leader
>suddenly gets preferential treatment and put in a position of authority
>causes drama constantly
>clan splits with only orbiters remaining
Every time
>>344267357
>Grill has two older brothers.
>They play WOW and she starts.
>She never speaks on the mic.
>When she finally does, they demand nudes.
>Her brothers hear this and couldn't care less.
>She posts one of her ass and tits.
On another note:
>She has a 'Big Brother' complex.
>She fucks his friends, listens to Dubstep and Metal like his does, etc.
>He joins the Marines.
>Meet her in college and we start fucking.
>Turns out I look EXACTLY like him.
>He comes home on leave and I meet him at a dinner with her family.
>I sit between her and him.
>I make jokes and make him laugh.
>She's super quiet and shy.
>I'm rubbing her inner thigh under the table.
I don't know if this was the hottest thing ever or the most fucked up.
I miss Liz.
feelsbadman
>Guild is mostly girls
>Almost entirely, in fact
>The thirst is reversed
>some chick joins our planetside group
>tells us to not treat her different
>continue to shittalk each other like we always do
>she starts screaming for us to treat her like a girl
>mfw
>>344268383
do you still have the pics?
wanna send them to me?[email protected]
>>344268383
Oh and this is her.
Her name is Liz and she went to U of A.
Who the fuck wants to go to U of A?
lol
>>344268383
I automatically read that as "and she farts* LOL
>girl joins guild
>me: "nice. we could use some new heals"
>her: "lol.. actually, I'm dps"
>mfw
>>344267678
>That one time in your life when you spilled your spaghetti all over your keyboard and sent a long PM to your waifu, only to be politely rejected
On the bright side, never made the same mistake twice.Because none of the women I hang out with online are worth the spaghetti.And to be honest she probably wasn't either because on some casual stalking 6 years later I found she writes/wrote fan fiction for RPGs and that's a bridge too far.
>>344268470
Sorry forgot pic.
This is Liz
>>344268379
this is why you never ever never put a woman in a position of power
>>344268551
can you send me the uncensored? >>344268437
>>344268551
How are you going to cut out tits?
Honestly she looks pretty ugly so who cares
>>344268581
>>344268437
you need to get laid
>>344268551
>tits that could literally(yes, literally) crush your cock and balls during a titty fuck
would it be worth it?
>>344268551
Yuo guys got duped by a monster who hides the void where the tits should be.
>>344268551
Nice lad. Solid 8/10 right there.
>used to have girly voice
>pretend to be a girl in guild
>people give you free shit
>in a tf2 team as medic
>pocket is a sub, main pocket not here
>the sub was a girl, i am too afraid to shittalk and banter with him like my mai pocket
>she fucks up over and over again
NOT OK
GIRLS SHOULDNT BE POCKETS I CANT SWEAR AND BANTER THEM
>>344268818
her*
>>344268581
I don't have them anymore.
>>344268594
She's super cute when she puts on make up and nail/toe polish.
Very girl next door looking but still cute.
I made her do the most fucked up shit:
>Daytime sex in the back of my car in a semi-public area.
>We railed lines of meth and spent an entire weekend fucking at a cheap hotel.
>Tons of pics and videos.
>Fucked her mouth and make her talk dirt.
>Fuck her in her dads house, in his bed and make her call me 'Daddy'.
>She tells me "I have to take care of my Daddy on Fathers Day"
>Taught her to suck cock like it was going out of style.
Yeah but I mind-fucked her pretty badly so I don't think she'll be dating guys anytime soon.
She never talked to anyone in class ever to begin with.
Living the Dream
>>344268804
>things that never happened: the story
They just bullied you for being a guy who sounds like a girl.
>>344268642
No, they were a medium B cup.
Perfect hand-full, any more is a waste.
>>344268919
>things that never happened: the story Part II
>>344268919
Doujin name?
have sex with 10/10 nightly
>>344267357
My Ragnarok guild was the biggest in the server. Because of girl-drama, it split and our guild leader quit. He was the most chill person to ever grace that game, but she just had to go and fuck up with his weak feelings.
I fucking hate women.
>>344269075
They do it every time. If you have a girl in your clan, be ready for a drama bomb. It can happen at any time even when things seem normal.
>>344269075
It always happen. Something like that happen to one steam group which I want member.
Fuck her.
>>344268994
>>344269029
Well I'm 30 and she was 21 when I met her.
But I look 25 so it was a weird dynamic.
I asked her why she even talked to me in the first place, she said it was just to get laid once or twice; then she wasn't going to talk to me again.
LOL
But I look exactly like her brother and am witty so we ended up dating for a year and a half.
>Regularly play with a group of (internet) friends
>Girl joins the group through friend of a friend
>One guy in the group goes full fucking beta orbiter on her
>Sends her pictures of himself and acts real fucking autistic to her
>She shows them to everyone in the group
>We all laugh at his receding hairline and beta antics
>He goes on autistic rage lasting several months before he stops playing with us
>The girl is actually pretty chill and still playes with us
>letting anyone join your clan
>>344268919
she's fat dude calm down
>>344267357
>girl joins the guild
>there's already a girl
>none of the men think much of it
>for the women however, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
>guild is torn apart by their battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2-MKq27hIQ
>>344269137
>>344269205
I've learned my lesson. From now on, no more girls, unless they're somebody's girlfriend.
They aren't even good. Girls don't put enough time into video games to ever be good.
>>344268086
>>344268178
Ive both been in guild that had girls in it with no problems, and have had guilds fall apart when a single girl joins and flirts with everybody.
>>344269353
Yeah, she wasn't skinny but she had just the right about of meat on her.
A surprisingly nice ass.
But her mother was a land whale so I dodged a bullet there.
Her dad was 6'3 and the SMALLEST of six brothers.
I'm 5'11 and King of the Manlets and was totally jelly.
>>344269438
>>344269476
Yeah, they usually suck ass at any role.
The WOW grill played a Hunter.
Fucking useless PEW PEW PEW.
>women ruin video games
>>344269075
>>344269137
>>344269205
OTOH FF14 is so full of girls that they don't hold the same power in that game that they could have in other games. I remember being part of a girl ran by pot heads. Once a girl joined our guild and one of the officers was so high he just outright asked her if her pussy was oozing. She left immediately, our officer reprimanded him a little bit for being a rude junkie and then we all laughed.
>>344269616
Kek
Shit like that should be a required test for any girl joining a guild, if she can handle it and laugh then keep her around
>>344269616
lol nice freudian slip. Meant to say being part of a GUILD ran by pot heads.
>hanging out in trade chat
>someone starts broadcasting their guild looking for fresh members
>requirement is that you have to be LGBT
>feel compelled to comment on this fact
>24 hour ban follows
It won't be long before guild-ruining girls were a fondly remembered problem of the past.
>black guy joins the klan
>>344267740
>he's a tits guy
>>344269660
What game?
>>344267357
>Girl joins guild with her best friend
>Is pretty chill, but shit at the game and has a stream of beta orbiters
>Has a best friend who is good at the game but hates everyone
>They move in together and the best friend sleeps with the first girls husband, causing guild to break apart from the drama
They fucking do it to themselves lads.
>>344269660
>See guild called "Our Sanctuary [LGBT]"
>Deliberately hunt down their members whenever I can
>>344269585
they do
>>344268387
shitthatneverhappened.txt
>>344269707
Wurhl of Wurcruft. It was the Lightbringer server, but shortly after they started CRZing shit, so we ended up with the faggot server Proudmoore attached to us.
Shame too, Lightbringer was an opening day vanilla server.
>>344269660
Holy shit, this sounds like the most real thing that happened.
>>344269760
GW2? I've seen those idiots doing stupid hug poses in Divinity's Reach.
If not then they must span multiple games.
>>344269646
We had other girls in the guild, even online and in the chat when the whole thing went down. They had no problem with it.
Anyway I ended up joining another guild later that was probably like 50-60% women but they were all pretty chill. In my experience it's always girls who are teens or in their early 20's who are the ones that ruin guilds. Older (late 20's and up) women couldn't give a shit about drama.
>>344268516
>Assuming she's a healer because she's a girl
You're the dick in this situation, 2bh.
>>344267740
That face is a bit off putting.
>>344269847
Yeah, Guild Wars 2. They're faggots so sheltered that they literally have to make their own hugboxes on video games where no one would give a fuck about their sexuality in the first place.
>Playing Halo reach customs
>girl joins game
>beta orbiters and white knights follow her around on infection
>she exploits them and gets all the power weapons out of it
She was actually pretty chill tbf, fucked with white knights and beta orbiters all the time.
>>344269941
Kill yourself anytime
Girls ruin everything if it means they get attention in doing so, even 4chan.
It's impossible to ignore them because at some point you have to acknowledge the fact that she took a baseball bat to your headlights as revenge for you not taking the garbage out
>>344269983
Ironically, flounting their sexuality like that will only make people want to care and murder them. I know I would do it for laffs. Otherwise people would not care, as you said.
>>344269983
I'll never understand it. They want to be treated like everyone else but then they do shit like that to draw attention to themselves. The guild I'm in has a few LGBT type people but they never really talk about it because no one cares.
You're there to kill shit and get loot. It's not a relationship simulator.
>>344270091
there's zero chance that this girl isn't batshit crazy.
>>344268919
>I dont have them anymore
>Tons of pics and videos
LMAO
>>344270096
>>344270134
This is exactly my issue with it. I don't give a fuck about their sexuality, nor would anyone else given the circumstances. They don't seem to understand that it's annoying to hear "HAI GUIZE DID U NO THAT I LIEK DICKS XDDDD" every five seconds.
>>344270151
she cut her hair herself instead of going to a barbershop. I don't think that was ever in doubt.
Great, another virgin rage misogyny thread!!!
Ugh.
>>344270287
not a virgin or a misogynist, i love women. they are just fucking terrible to be around in video games
>>344270091
>Wears choker.
She's asking for it.
On a similar not, I got kicked out of my sweet ass condo when my grillfriend found out I was cheating on her.
I will NEVER let a cunt have control of my money, cars or property ever again.
Yeah, I was stupid to begin with and it was my fault for cheating on her but still.
She kept my Panasonic plasma (they don't make them anymore) and my expensive carpeting I had laid in the entire condo.
>>344270287
>Ugh.
I know. I literally can't even.
Sooo problematic.
>>344267357
One girl is fine as long as she doesnt hook up with anyone in the clan. Because shes the only girl around, she usually tries to fit in as best as she can and becomes essentially a tomboy, outsiders can easily mistake her voice and mannerisms for that of a preteen boy.
Throw more than one in the mix and fights and drama ensue.
>>344270091
>means they get attention in doing so
maybe chumps should stop falling for it huhuhu
>>344270323
they're fucking terrible to be around in any activity
>what do you want to eat
>it doesn't matter
>taco bell?
>I'm not really hungry for mexican
>mcdonalds?
>eh
>well where do you wanna go
>it doesn't matter
You know what's worse than girls in online games? Those femboi/trap fucks.
>>344270190
You ever use Bitdefender?
You can login into their website and remotely format your entire hard-drive in case it ever gets stolen.
I was fucking around all the features and I kicked it on my laptop and it formatted both SSD.
I lost all my vidya, music and 65 GB of home made 1080 pr0n of her and I.
Then I tried to use those programs to restore deleted files and couldn't even do that.
I openly wept.
>be a girl
>never play MMO shit or multiplayer garbage in general
>get free games and money from neckbeards all the time, kinda nice i guess
>never get treated equally, its either whiteknights and asslickers treating me as their queef queen or the exact opposite which is people like op being extremely prejudiced haters and autoshitflingers
>never get gaming friends online because I dont want to waste time talking to the asslicker casuals and the hateful neckbeards dont want to talk to a girl (atleast they act like they dont)
better just off myself
The thing I've started to notice is that, 80% of the time, the fault is not of the woman in the guild. It's ALMOST always the man or men who can't control themselves.
>Player joins guild
>She's pretty decent at the game, nothing special, but definitely above average by the guild's standards
>For the first few months she barely speaks on her mic, and when she does, it's exclusively about the game and not about our banter
>Takes like half a year for us to cool the ice enough that she occasionally joins our conversations where we're just shooting shit and having a good time
>Everyone having a good time
>That one faggot that starts getting obsessed with her and constantly trying to get her attention making everyone else uncomfortable
>That one faggot that that accuses her of being an attention whore and makes a huge fight out of it because she dared to laugh at people's jokes
>That one faggot that is new to the guild and we barely know that accuses her of being given preferential treatment over the others despite the fact she's treated the same way as any other regular that actually sticks around for more than three months
Sure enough, she left the guild a month or two later, I got soured on the whole thing and left the guild too with my bros to go make another one where we wouldn't let faggots like those stick around. The admin was too kind on drama fags like them.
>>344270575
will you be my queef queen
>Girl joins the clan
>Starts hitting on me
>Sends nudes on MSN
>Start some weird fucked up cyber relationship
>Keep it a secret from my clan friends
>Buy her armour, party hats and other retarded shit
>Keeps up for about a month
>Realise she has done the same shit to one of my clan friends when talking about her with him one day
>Me and friend tell the others
>"Nah she's cool man"
>We both try our fucking hardest to try explain how toxic she is
>Retard friends keep eating up her shit, buying her retarded shit and letting her get away for murder for being a gril
>Eventually she finds out me and other friend tried to get her kicked
>Chimps out
>Cries to GM
>We both get kicked
>Form our own clan and end up becoming one of the top PvP clans in Runescape for about half a year
Good times.
>>344270429
>taco bell
>mexican
>>344270552
>65 GB of home made 1080 pr0n of her and I.
Fucking RIP.
>>344270628
give kik/ steam
>>344270552
It's obvious to tell that youre lying, because if you fucking weren't there would be no reason for you to have a picture where you cropped out her tits, and not her tits themselves.
Gtfo fatass lardfaggot
>>344270575
>>344270669
I can relate to your story, but if you honestly think this thread is the right place to find a regular person that won't give you preferential treatment, you're in for another surprise.
>>344270575L O N D O N
>>344270482
u rite
>>344270663
We used to fuck on cam4 under the name:
chrisnclaire
But she got nervous about being recognized so I had to close down the account.
>mfw I'm the only man to join the clan.
>mfw surrounded by a harem of girls that only want my attention and listen to whatever I say without objection.
>mfw you'll never be me.
>>344270575
do it then
>>344270740
probably not but you never know, ive found some fun people from here before
>>344270732
I lost all of my pictures, I came across that one on her old WOW guilds forums.
It's literally the only picture of her I have left.
And I still fap to it from time to time.
>destroyed last guild I was in
>look for a new one
>thirsty boys invite me in
>get on teamspeak ASAP
>giggle a lot and respond coyly to flirts
>especially target leader
>post a few pictures of pouty faces and cleavage
>oldhats in the guild start grousing but my orbiters and the guildleader keep them in check
>get lavished with gear, gold and preferential treatment for raids
>oldhats have enough and ragequit the guild
>continue to leech out whatever I can get from the losers left in the guild
>eventually discard the carcass and move on to the next guild
Honestly, I don't even know why boys play MMOs. These games would suck if you had to struggle and fight to get anything done and in the end, you just give it to me anyhow.
>decent raiding guild in WotLK
>5 raid leaders, 2 of them women
>they are actually good at their class, and not healers, one is a rogue, other is a mage
>having trials for applicants to guild
>girl comes in, resto druid
>immediate HeyGuys upon entering voice chat
>fails miserably for the first 3 farm content bosses, dies in the first 30 seconds every time
>she's actively flirting with guys in the raid, even when the raid leader is telling them to quiet down for calls
>begging the guys she's flirting with for potions and flasks and help on achievements after the raid
>one of the female leaders stops the raid and absolutely rips the girl to shreds calling her a dumb bimbo whore
>says she is the reason women are so afraid to play video games because of the bullshit she tries to pull
>kicks her from the raid and voice chat
>on of the guys she was flirting with apparently feel for the bullshit and became her orbiter in less than an hour
>he leaves guild to join his new internet girl friend
I miss that guild.
>>344270669
I would but i'd never talk to you, so compensation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzpZov-VFLk
>>344270829
Pretty jealous. Have you ERP'd or done anything remotely lewd with them?
>>344270865
I CAN TELL YOURE FAT AND WATCH ANIME BY THE WAY YOU A)CRAVE ATTENTION AND B)SAME FORMAT WHEN YOU TYPE, AS WELL AS COMPLETE SENTENCES WITH HORRIBLE GRAMMAR//ONLY FOCUS ON PUNCTUATION.
MORBIDLY OBESE CONFIRMED
>>344270846
>never get gaming friends online
>ive found some fun people from here before
Make up your damn mind. I can't believe you would do something as devilish as lying on the internet.
>>344268516
>have a longtime guildmate
>they're pretty chill. would casually talk from time to time but not exactly good friends
>they'd kick my ass every time we'd duel
>hear how they'd go around PKing randoms some days and beating guys in actual pvp guilds with much better gear
>only later find out she was a girl. never really flaunted it or really even mentioned it ever.
>currently one of only two people from guild known for being good outside of the guild because the game is fucking dead.
I honestly have no idea why she never joined one of the actual pvp guilds on the server. She would've easily made their whole tryhard trial period even during the game's peak. She seemed to love pvp and we were really just a guild of pve shitters.
>>344271052
It's because she wanted to spend time with you. All along you were what kept her there. And you never figured it out.
>>344269760
>A good portion of them are probably guys pretending to be Lesbians
>>344271000
"never" in girl terms means the pace isnt anything comparable to me getting other types of "friends" with the flick of my fingers
but as a matter of fact im not really talking to those people anymore and its been years since
>>344270901
hmph
>tranny joins the clan
>>344270631
>on MSN
Kek don't resurrect that thing.
>>344270873
A guild some of my friends were in had a leader who invited his girlfriend (now wife) along all the time. She got every drop she wanted regardless of whether is was offspec or main spec, yet was still below the tanks on damage. Leader actually set aside fights where she was allowed to stand in shit so she could continue to DPS while everyone else had to do mechanics and the healers got yelled at if they didn't keep her alive.
That shit broke up pretty quick, and thank fuck the both of them quit playing.
>>344269784
Not that anon, but yeah. It does happen.
>>344267648
iktfb
>>344271147
>Letting a tranny in your clan
>>344271145
>was the original person who asked
>that feel when you're probably not even in America or anything so there'd be a significant timezone difference
why live
>>344271052
>>344271136
Shit nigga you blew it.
>>344271263
im fromfinland
>>344271351
I don't know any stereotypes about finnish women
>>344271228
>tfw all my good ffxiv buddies were booted by this raging turbodyke guild leader
>except me ;-;
>>344270921
Anon, I have something to say...I lied to get (you)s, forgive me. The closest I got to such is situation is RS where I think at least half of the clan mates were women. There was more drama and I think people left more often than usual clans. But perhaps its the same rate but the only difference was women are more vocal about their leaving.
>>344271147
That's the reddest of flags. Abandon ship immediately when that happens.
>>344271351
TAMPERE
A
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P
E
R
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>girl(male) joins the guild
>joins the erp pile
>>344271263
I hate it when conversations take so long because each difference in time zone means it takes another hour for messages to be sent and received.
>>344267678
You have autism
I remember a WolfET/QuakeET clan I belonged to, had a couple of women in it but because the clan's prerequisite for being a member was drinking beer while playing and chilling out, no drama ensued.
Same with the TS group I play SMITE and Planetside 2 with. 2 girls who also love beer and weed like the rest of us. No drama.
>>344270878
I like your female lead.
>>344271479
Hey, it's me!
>>344271421
http://www.returnofkings.com/655/9-things-every-guy-should-know-about-finland-and-its-girls
found that for you although I wouldnt subscribe to half of those statements, most people I know range from playfully to seriously racist
>>344271471
Never lived in a big city, im a country girl
>>344271561
To clarify, I'm also finnish, so not sure if its just our culture or some shit. People are generally ridiculed the moment they get overdramatic in this country, so the chill behaviour tends to translate to gaming communities too.
>>344270985
5'11 and 180
I'm not /fit/ but I'm not fat.
Mediocre across the board.
>>344271629Moonie_?
>girl joins guild
>gets a hissy fit why i dont invite her in my party
>calmly tell her she's underleveled for the area and will just screw the party composition up
>gets mad
>cucks invite her anyway
>she drags the party down
>i picked up a rare upgrade material
>bitch demands me to give it to her
>tells the whole clan why im selfish
>good thing i know the guild master since we started and kicked the bitch and revoked the cuck that invited her to "basic" status so he cant invite anyone
feelsgoodman
>>344270575
you know the rules, tits or gtfo
>>344270575
Can you handle rape jokes, pedophillia, traps, and racism in a joking manner? Last time I let a girl join my group they asked me to stop saying nigger. Don't stop who I am.
>>344271629
kill yourself
I swear, women are like lionesses or something. Super territorial
>gw2 guild
>already have 4-5 girls that somehow managed to get along
>in comes a new girl ' tehehehe i'm kawaii '
>I'm an officer and say to the GM ' dude... this is going to fuck our guild up... '
>'don't worry anon, we have other girls that get alonge fine'
>he doesn't realise how delicate and precarious that balance is
>not a week goes by when they start being passive-agressive
>get whispered constantly by them with their whining and crying that x girl is a bitch and destroying the guild
>They start spamming the forum with their pictures like common sluts
>and that's when I left.
Another one,
EVE Online
>corp has 3-4 girls
>they are actually pretty chill
>pretty competent too
>they shit talk a lot
>wow.. this is actually great.
>>344270985
Well I just watched Initial D and Death Parade recently.
I just moved across town and don't know anyone in the area.
Same format because I don't like change.
I forgot everything about grammar and punctuation from high school and cheated my way through English 101/102 in college.
>>344271680
Sorry, but no.
>>344271758
Wow, rude.
Reading this thread makes me feel sad
I want to live the clan life and have all this drama and interaction to spend my time on
I've been in many FPS clans but it doesn't seem to be as dramatic and fun as these RPG clans
>>344271730
Sorry anon, it's a blue board. Your thirst will have to go unquenched.
>clan loosens rules to let an outsider in
>clan fractures into two clans
>clan numbers dwindle so badly a third clan is made when clans reform
Why do good things have to end, /v/?
>>344271646
so finnish girls are fat hipsters
>>344271823
Yeah your GM made a classic mistake. If you get a group of girls to get along they really are like a pride at that point. Introducing a new variant to that will upset the balance you have achieved.
>>344267357
>Be better than average
>Invite friend (guild master) to play
>He have a good time and he asks his friends to login
>Notice his girlfriend goes online
>She: "hubby I want to play with yoU:)"
>He goes mute
>Eventually leaves party and closes game
>Offline for days
>Days later he says his girlfriend is jealous of me and doesn't want me around
>She also wants me kicked
>Nobody wants to kick me because I'm x99999 better than her and they wish we could become good friends
>She whines, screams, she wants to "kill herself" because I'm going to steal his boyfriend and leaves guild
>Everyone telling him to break up with that crazy
>He disappears for a week
>His now exgf tried to fake her death and accused him of rape
>All because he and his friends were progressing with me and wiping endlessly with her
>Mfw
I fucking hate girls
>>344271730
youre going to ruin the thread with your newfag bullshit
the next time you say that I suggest you take a second to think first, it makes you look like a neckbeard
>>344271751
Im more on the actually racist side, although i finally met a non nigger black dude in my class so that might be changing slightlyalso i kinda like little boys
but answering to all that in general I havent really met anyone from finland who bats an eye about any of those, it usually weirds me out when whiny americans immeaditely start crying online about how "rude" I am when I do anything thats even bordering on an insult
>>344271897
only hipster ive been acquainted with was your typical lesbian atheist from tumblr, although she was skinny and i vanguarded an entire classfull of bullying until she never came to school again
>girl joins the clan
>uhoh.jpg
>soon find out she's a top player, polite and doesn't cause drama
>after months with in the group it feels like shes one of us
>one day on her birthday she tells us she's turning 11
>our clan's face when a little girl literally kept our shit together on raids
too bad her mom found out about the clan and thought we were all rapists trying to meet her IRL
>>344271965
>>He have a
We* have a good time
>>344271449
it's rough
ITT things that never happened
>>344271147
>biggest attention whores in the clan are suddenly trans. coincidentally after the tumblr craze made it something everyone on the internet knows about
>start acting like fucking losers. now people have to know what their fetishes are and how hard life is for them being a trans woman and if you misgender them (because of their comedically deep droning voice) that could lead to administrative action.
>after years of being buds suddenly people are leaving/joining/being kicked out of the clan because of transphobia
>this clan used to be the fucking people who would be griefing and gang-shitposting and being complete assholes that would never fucking fly on tumblr culture
>all thats left is like 90% fags and the rest quiet guys who are hoping things will become a bit more regular
>suddenly everyone who isnt trans or doesnt share the same qualities is kicked for not being supportive
Look out for the people who have waifus and obsess over anime and furshit. Theyre the fastest to give-in to their completely fucked up sexual misdevelopment and cash in everything else because they think that being a precious trans girl hides the fact that theyre just self-centered and whiny. once they start talking about ERP and ask blogs and shit just nope the fuck out. at least you wont have the pain of seeing normal people expect you to start treating them like a goddess for being a fat ugly male failure who is a special snowflake for not liking themselves, kinda like every other fucker on the internet.
>>344271970
>the next time you say that I suggest you take a second to think first, it makes you look like a neckbeard
honestly can't tell if this is bait.
>>344271970
>I kinda like little boys
>>344269281
>We all laugh at his receding hairline and beta antics
OK, being this virgin is bad, but to treat "friends" liek this is worse.
I mean, do you consider a "friend" who you laught at him? fuck you, you had to tell him he's a faggot and thats it, not treating him like a joke or something.
So yeah, both of you are faggots
>>344271147
i've been in 4chan guilds with trannies and various other kinds of homos. they seem relatively inoffensive, just wish they would play the game instead of ERP.
>>344269702
>He's chill as fuck and never takes things personally/seriously
>>344271970
I don't hate black people. Blacks are pretty cool people and fun to hang with. Niggers are the equivalent to white trash. I work at a gas station so I see a lot of it and the prejudice just becomes ingrained.
I'm gonna go ahead and assume most Finnish women are pretty chill people to game with. 10/10 God speed anon.
>>344271823
Girls in EVE aren't usually too bad. It's just one of those games that filters out most of the shit really quick.
>>344272157
No, it isnt, after a million LE TITS OR GETEFUOUT XDD screams ive encountered the only thing ive noticed is that they are ALL irredeemable newfags from 9gag or something who think this is their meme site
inb4 some shit that you totally came up with yourself about how I dont deserve any special attention for being a woman- yeah sure, I dont, maybe you shouldnt jump the gun to act retarded at a sight of a woman then? If you genuinely think gender has nothing to do with this thread youre an idiotic mememaster who just tried to get good boy points from cross eyed moot
>>344272192
well not tiny ones but ones younger than me anyways
>>344272254
trannies should be gassed, they might be sexual objects but they are insufferable when it comes to gaming
the first and last one i ever talked to was an ugly tranny that paraded around as a "gamer girl", silly boys ill beat u bullshit and all
>PlayingDestiny
>Need a 6th for VoG hard
>Invite a random
>It's a girl, level 29 warlock
>Manage to finish the raid after about an hour
>She barely spoke but was half decent at the game
>End up playing with her more and more
>Trying to get another Raid group a couple of weeks later
>Another girl joins
>Girl we've played with quite a bit starts getting protective and hostile towards her
>Other girl is much more stereotypical
>Shit at the game, attention seeking acts all cute
>Girl I've played for a while goes mental at her when she tries to play with me
>pretty much always in a group with me after that because I'm the only one that didn't like the other girl
Girls are fucking weird lads
>playing pso, v1 dc
>meet hunewearl i think named alicia
>we play and chat together, have fun
>she turns out to be a 40 yo milf, plays pso with her kid
>she thinks im older and suave, not a dumb teen (even though i was 13)
>she gives me her email
>right off the bat she gets lewd and starts dumping her emotional baggage on me
>failed marriage, her career never took off (she wanted to be a writer or some shit)
>the second email, i get a pic of her face with heavy cleavage too, god those were a fat fucking pair of tits
>blah blah more conversing, lord knows what it was about
>keep in mind im 13 and really have no idea what shes talking about, but try my best to keep up the facade that im a cool mature guy
>few emails later, i get a pic of her in very suggestive lingerie, full body shot this time, the nipples are covered but the rest of the bra is pretty light and see through, long fucking legs and a bit fat
>i get really scared and anxious for some reason, thinking my parents will know what im looking at but im getting boners whenever looking at or reminding mself of those pics
>next pic, shes sitting down SPREADING HER FUCKING CUNT
>if i remember, it was somewhat of a roastie but it was nice and hairy
>this resulted in my first masturbation ever
>weeks go on and she ocassionally attaches more erotic pictures to her emails
>she eventually starts to feel bad about what shes doing and tells me shes going to work better with her husband to have a good marriage for their kid
>very admirable, i praise her and tell her its the right thing
>she says unfortunately, this means our emailing will have to stop as shell feel too weird knowing me but she really likes how i encouraged her to fix her marriage
>so i get a final pic
>shes squatting down, spreading both her pussy and asshole
And thats how i became what i am today. Love milfs, hairy pussies and assholes, anal, long legs, squatting girls, and high test.
The sega dreamcast is the best console ever made. Sega is so based.
>Playing online
Found the problem
>>344272448
are you older than 25? I have a beard though so I don't know if I'd make a very convincing one
>>344272448
lol I'm just a women like you :^^)
>>344271970
>also i kinda like little boys
Mitä vittua.
>>344267357
>Join a video games Skype call
>Typical E-Girl WITH ATTITUDE who plays badly but nobody says anything to because they all want to fuck her
>Have a girlfriend IRL so this used up cumhusk has no power over me
It feels good to watch these fucking nobodies trip themselves up over some 5/10 whilst I can disagree with her and talk shit as much as I want with no fear of future consequences because when she starts going on a period blood fueled rampage, I can just turn the PC off and go to see my vastly more attractive GF.
>>344272254
They indeed are.
I hate when they claim to love videogames but all they do is open a multiplayer game (specially MMO) and idle all day instead of actually playing, most of those games got a thousand things to do but they choose to pay monthly sub to idle, not even socialize.
>random bitch asked me to play XIV with them
>k buy game and ask them to play with me
>"ur level is too low :("
>3 weeks later I've made more progress than them in 6 months
>"ur too overgeared for me :("
Trannies, never again.
>>344272495
>things that didn't happen
>>344272572
SS
>>344272551
No
>>344272223
>If you're okay with a guy, you have to be friends with him forever and stand for all the shit he does in the future
Sometimes people turn out to be fags.
Not even the anon you're replying to.
>be guild leader in medium sized guild
>guuurl gamer joins one day
>not great, but not awful. Casual guild anyway
>over time tried to get special privileges or freebies from me and co-gm
>plays up the whole being a girl, gets flirty, offers pics
>doesn't realize I'm married and co-gm's a girl
>tell her
>she girl-spergs
>acts like I rejected her for personal reasons
>tries to tell guild I lied about being married to reject her
>they know I'm married, heard wife in voice chat
>tell her this
>she leaves, most likely to try the same shit in another guild.
Bonus
>co-gm is tiny British girl
>talks a lot of shit
>now have British dom fetish.
>>344272681
please be in london
>>344272681
>no
well what am I supposed to do then?
>>344272862
Lil boys arent the only thing i like.
>>344271975
>Shit that doesn't happen
>>344269487
>six brothers
>slut
what a redneck family.
>>344268551
come on man.
Why would you censor this
>have a girl in the guild
>she's cool
>another girl joins
>catfights weekly
WEW
>>344270091
>implying the problem isn't the men giving them attention
>>344272956
It sounds beta enough to have happened
>>344271975
>one day on her birthday she tells us she's turning 11
>our clan's face when a little girl literally kept our shit together on raids
That's honestly pretty adorable.
For real though, I wouldn't be okay with my kid daughter playing with a bunch of grown men.
>>344272930
but it's a preference, just like how I prefer girls on the shorter end because I'm 6' and I think the height difference is great
>>344272625
I actually have a tranny friend, she's vastly superior to everyone in my gaming group when it comes to vidya,
Nice thighs too.
>played WoW consistently between 16-19 long time ago
>didn't put up with girls' shit
>had enough infamy on the server to get female attention because 'status'
>got lots of lewds/nudes from randoms
>grow up and lose any 'game' because too much self-awareness
>>344267357
>another girl joins
>whole clan/guild falls apart
It's always the same
>>344269212
>30 year old dating a trashy introvert spends his time on an anime image board
sounds about right
goes without saying that you should consider becoming an hero
>>344273017
The dads side is Irish and he's an aeronautical product quality control guy; he makes good money.
>>344273040
I didn't censor this, she did when she posted it on her guild forums. There were more but they got deleted.
>>344273109
not really, ive already had mylil broto fill that void since I was like 11
>>344271970
>tits or gtfo is newfag shit
Women, everyone.
>>344273134
Let me tell you a secretAny motherfucker with a razor and some stockings can have nice thighs, except the fatties
>be a girl
>see a daily misogyny thread on /v/
>neckbeards crying about girls getting all the attention
>they still give it to me anyway
>>344267357
lol
>>344272464
give her the cyber-d
>>344273271
>imageposter
>girl joins the thread
>>344273367
>everything immediately goes to shit
>>344272448
tits or gtfo whore
>>344271970
>claims to be female
>a huge newfag who ousts themselves immediately like all newfags
wew lad is it that time againsage for responding
>>344272464
Girls are funny as fuck when they're territorial. You go in to what is now your's only for some other bitch to come in and try to take it away. It's legit funny to watch them duke it out.
They're like cats.
>>344273242
screaming it at every mention of being a woman IS for newfags who saw LE RULES OF BEE XD on 9gag
>>344273419
>>344273423
go back to 9gag, or /b/, same fucking shit
>>344273367
I am sorry but i cannot die
>>344271541
stop projecting.
>>344272748
no I mean, he just had to tell him to gtfo and that's it, not using him as a joke, with is worse
>>344273234
I'd fill your void
>>344267357
The beginning of the end
I don't get why it's all fine until a girl speaks. Once one speaks you either get people who are normal and still talk to her as a player or full on 'do you have a boyfriend' types.
And then when there's 2 girls and one gets more attention than the other so that other starts hating the first.
I just want to play some video games.
>>344273508
you can stop now.
>>344273508
you came here just to attention whore and everyone with half a brain knows it
now you can post your fucking disgusting whore tits, or you can get the fuck out
>2 girls in group constantly at each other's throats
Why does this always happen?
>>344273405
To be honest it's pathetic this is still the case.
>>344273508
Shut the fuck up, no one cares. Go make a sandwich or something.
>Play a game
>Girls on my team
>Have to carry despite getting a stiffy everytime one of them talks
Every time
>>344273219
>makes good money
and your point is? he is still a half irish half-wit to spread the seed like that. Thats why we cant have good things in our society. I bet each of his offspring dont get any attention and proper education other then basics.
and your story proves it.
>Play rocket league
>2v2
>I'm more of a goal keeper
>this dude wrecks everything
>we play a ton of matches
>'' wanna add me in steam '' ?
>'' sure ! ''
>play with this dude for weeks
>we always smash
>finally made a friend in rocket league
>start talking more through steam
>always banter
>'' hey faggot, let's play some rocket league ''
>'' sorry dude, I have to go to the beach , I work as a surf instructor :( ''
>'' wow ! you surf ?! I surf too ! ''
>'' shiiiiieeeeeett, what's your board nigga ? ''
>'' wait I'll just show you a pic it's a 6'1 ''
>.__________________________________.
>it's a fucking girl...
>it's a fucking 16 year old girl or some shit
>'' w-wow... so.. uhm... how long have you surfed ''
>'' ahaha you thought I was a guy right ? faggot !! ''
>'' eh-eheh... well I-I didn't expect it''
>'' I'll cut your balls off if you start treating me differently bitch, I just showed it because reasons''
>'' N-No way b-bitch nigga... ''
yes way bitch nigga ;________; I'm falling in love, why am I so pathetic.
>>344273585
>>344273586
>>344273630
go back to 9gag, or /b/, same fucking shit
its hilarious when neckbeards scream NOBODY CARES WA AH AAAH :¨( with tears in their eyes, as if that wouldnt be the exact opposite of not caring
>>344267740
isnt this the girl that got groped by her brother on stream?
>>344273723
>le I trolled you xD
nu-/v/
>>344273712
Dont fall in love with a 16 year old girl anon
>>344273723
tits
or
gtfo
>>344273508
I haven't browsed /b/ regularly since 2007. Kill yourself, you worthless filthy fucking newfag.
>>344272783
>he hasn't tried to arrange a threesome with Co-GM and wife
Explain this.
>>344272495
jesus christ christina hendricks is like from another planet
>>344273781
Where did I say that?
>>344273801
go back to 9gag
>>344273830
Why am I a newfag? Because im not whipping out my boobs at the scream of some neckbeard?
I support gender equality
>>344273081
100% this.
Girls get away with it because in every gaming community, there will be a handful of lonely aspies who will prostate themselves before anything that has something even remotely resembling a vagina.
Girl gamers are still fucking cunts for exploiting that though. So many guilds get absolutely ruined because the aspies go from being a little weird but still chill to being howling, shitty retards who jealously guard the small interaction they have with the girl and take any attempt to include the girl in the daily things that guilds/clans have to do as a romantic plot to ruin their chances of finally holding someone's hand.
>>344273712
Just keep it going for 2 more years anon. You can do it, I know you can.
Ask her to meet up after that and go through the motions.
>>344273906
>prostate
I'd rather not make an ass of myself
>>344273895
tits or gtfo
>>344273245
No stockings pure legs baby.
I had a Skype group with a bunch of people from 4chan years ago, and it worked out fine in the beginning but once people started settling in things got weird pretty fast.
>that one dude who constantly spammed bad jokes
>that one dude who spammed links
>that one girl who constantly needed people's attention
>that one girl who couldn't shut the fuck up about political issues
>those FIVE GUYS who all became obsessive about ONE girl and couldnt fucking stop obsessing about her and started cockfighting for her attention
it was a mess
>>344273895
look dude, you got this le ebin troll thing down. like for real bro, rping a grill during a gril inna clan thread? genius.
but don't try so hard to keep the gimmick up, we can all see through it.go ahead, give me my reply
>>344274057
Reminds me of "that" mario kart group
>>344273180
>>grow up and lose any 'game' because too much self-awareness
Pretty much me. I use to be able to say stupid shit to girls and they'd be all over me, except I never actually realized they wanted it.
Fast forward 6 years and I'm older and too self aware to pull that shit off again. I'm actually upset desu.
>>344273906
It's harder to blame the guys though. Not because of muh soggy knees, but in a situation where you have desperate and cripplingly lonely losers who are starved for any kind word of show of affection, watching someone take advantage of it for personal gain at the cost of everyone else's good time is pretty fucking despicable.
So, while we hate the thirsters for empowering women to ruin everything, we can't forget that it's still girls that are doing it.
>tfw the only time you've ever been hit on in your life was when leaving a small local conI was crossdressed which is why but I'm not a faggot; didn't even know it happened until myprofessor/friendtold me afterwards
>>344273508
No, newfags scream LONDON you goddamn retarded bitch. Thanks for reinforcing the stereotype that women just barge into communities without knowing shit about them.
>cock nugget that browses 4chan joins the guild
>>344274097
You lost me.
>>344273587
E-Girls are incredibly territorial.
They see the guilds/clans/groups they join as being their personal banks/slaves/army.
When another girl joins, they see them as trying to muscle in on their territory and will instantly start stirring shit and causing trouble.
>>344273306
I would, but she is17
>W..we don't hate women Shut up!
>300 post thread about how women are shit
nice
>>344274101
Agreed. It's frustrating. I also seem to have a knack for attracting onlineteaseswhich may be a contender for worst type of talking vagina.
>>344274090
"WE" ARE SO SMART XD FUCKING TROLL!!
>>344274135
Been on imageboards for about 4 years, pretty sure the london thing is just a joke while le tits or gtfo is venomous bullshit by woman hating neckbeards
>>344274035
>>344274090
for your own good, please stop responding to obvious bait
>>344274039
Damn, post em nigga.
Are your jimmies rustled?
