>craft first item
>Achievment unlocked: One man's trash...
>>344264607
>kill giant enemy
>"The bigger they are..."
>beat game
>Achievement unlocked! [Game title]
>kill an enemy with a war hammer
>"Hammer Time!"
>unlock a freeze spell
>Achievement unlocked: Ice Ice Baby
>Achievement for starting the game
>get an achievement: beat the entire game without dying
>you weren't even trying
>Kill first enemy on first level
>"First Steps"
>kill enemy with axe
>''Achievment unlocked: Can I axe you a question?''
>unlock last achievement
>never bother with the game again
>you beat the tutorial!
>73% of players have this achievement
>you beat the first level!
>45% of players have this achievement
>you beat the game!
>10% of people have this achievement
>>344264607
>Game has achievement for completing it on the hardest difficulty
>The remaster version does not
Fucking metro last light, just as well it was my first play through.
>>344264607
>Vietnam level
>"I didn't get drafted" starts playing
>>344264607
>Achievement for opening every treasure chest in the game
>You're missing 2 of them
>They're in a past zone that got destroyed during the story
Spy Hunter on the Vita had a lot of great cheesy trophy titles
>Achievements are all terrible puns and movie references
>It's a serious game
>beat game on hardest difficulty
>Achievement unlocked: "Not Even the Beginning"
>the even hardest difficulty is DLC
>>344264896
Those are for tracking purposes, to see how many even played the game as compared to the sales. Stunningly it tends to be around 50%.
>beating the game on a harder difficulty doesnt unlock the achievements for beating it on a lower difficulty
>>344265340
>>344265343
really reminds me of MoH Frontline
>>344264916
Did this for Devil May Cry (not the meme one)
![bob_hoskins_mario[1].jpg_w=300&h=245.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6CXjTgv.jpg "bob_hoskins_mario[1].jpg_w=300&h=245.jpg")
>Playstation/Xbox game
>Achievement references Nintendo
>enemy you beat joins your party
>"If you can't beat them..."
>>344265830
Capcom does cameos like that.
>complete the tutorial
>achievement unlocked: HELLO WORLD!
>playing defense grid on xbone since it was free
I've seriously been sitting here for 2 minutes after the first mission earning countless achievements
>kill 1 alien
>kill 100 aliens
>earn a gold medal
>upgrade a tower
>dont sell a tower
>use the special weapon
>recover a loose power core
>etc
holy shit, 12 cheevos just for beating the first mission, this is just stupid
>Load from a quick save
>'Groundhog Day'
>>344265582
>Panzershreck the Third
>see a rat, go to walk over it
>achievement unlocked: kill a helpless animal
>finish game
>achievement ublocked: do you feel like a hero, yet?
>>344265518
>play POE exclusively on hardcore
>no sc cheevos
pls
>>344264916
Fucking Bioshock 2
>>344264607
>Headshot x amount of enemies
>Achievement unlocked: Marksman
>>344266343
On the bright side, my legs are ok.
>>344265254
This really does make you think.
>Beat the game on Normal Difficulty
>Beat the game on Hard Difficulty
>Beat the game on Extreme Meme Difficulty
>>344264607
>Finish first mission on babbys first difficulty
>Achievement unlocked
>Finish entire game by killing final boss with a butter knife on ultra nightmare permadeath difficulty without graphics or sound
>...
>>344266343
How...Cruel.
>beat game on hardest difficulty
>"Hell hath no fury..."
>shoot 50 enemies in the head
>Achievement unlocked: Boom! Headshot!
>>344266639But I didn't gain any brouzouf.
>>344266343
You gain Bronzouf
>Recruit dwarf
>"You have my axe..."
>>344265254
Call of duty had that shit going on.
>>344265254
It's absolutely horrible for games that were on those $1 bundles.
Or free.
>Die a few times in relatively quick succession
>Achievement unlocked: Consult an FAQ already>player insults gamesunlack of grammar>game's grammar is actually correct
>Play a game for the second time
>Achievement Unlocked: Welcome Back
>>344267362
Ys?
>>344267453
Yep. Someone post the picture.
>kill giant enemy
>achievement unlocked: "That still only counts as one!"
>>344265254
i was playing______nfs 2015and the game glitched out and didnt give me the first achievement for basically just starting up the game
sometime shit happens man.
>>344266694
What about?
>Save every item you get since you started the game, discarding anything that can't fit in your inventory.
>Fight final boss and use all the items on it
>They don't do anything special against final boss
>Achievement unlocked: "Good to know."
>You've played: 451 hours
>No achievements unlocked
>try to look up a character's skirt
>Achievement Unlocked
>Kill a developer in online mode
>Achievement unlocked: "Bite the hand that feeds you"
>>344264729
Weird, for some reason I feel like this has been in many games, but I can't think of any right now.
>Play the game a lot
>Achievement unlocked: Get a life
If I were a developer, I would make achievements only for made-up challenges that have nothing to do with the main story. Like in Mario 64 for example, an achievement would be beating a level without any A presses.
>>344265475
That is absolutely not true. There is tons of heuristic data available to developers that is even available on casual sources like steam charts.
Achievements have just become a shitty forced addition to every game, and every developer handles it a little differently.
>>344268494
except the consumers are feeding the devs
>>344268681
Modern Warfare 2
>>344268757
>Achievement Unlocked
>Can't Say It's Only Half
>(beat game with no A presses inside of a level)
>Die
>Achievement unlocked
Why do they do this shit? Losing isn't an "achievement"
>die
>achievement unlocked: This is [Game Title].
>>344268895
>Achievement unlocked: No Jamboree Here
>(raise an enemy by at least 3 meters while you're behind a door)
>enter a cheat code
>Achievement unlocked: "Cheater"
>complete the game
>Achievement unlocked: Just getting started...
>>344268813
Sometimes it is. This critic rated Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory (PS3 3rd game) a bad score, then it turns out the man had 0 trophies on the game. All he did was go on about being disgusted by the girls in the game rather than review the game itself.
What was that game on Steam that had some gargantuan amount of achievements on purpose? Like you get one for nearly every possible thing in the game
>>344268731
Farcry predator had this.
>achievement names are just the names of the levels/quests/literal action you did to unlock it
>they all have the same image
>if you'relucky there is a colour swap denoting difficulty.
why
>Learn to fight brawlers
>Achievement Unlocked: Those Bad Guys are Called Brawlers
>achievement name is just what to do to unlock it
>>344269229
TOME.
>achievement unlocked
>load a terabit of data off the game disk
>Kill 50 enemies with a fire weapon
>Achievement unlocked: Turning up the heat
>>344269328
Steam achievements were only available after the migration from GFWL to steam. Consider the fact that people who beat the game wouldn't go back and play it again just to get the achievements. These numbers are not reflective of community achievements.
>>344269328
wow, i didn't know dark souls was this hard
>>344269328
that says nothing because the game ran on games for windows before
>>344269650
Here's a tip if you want to jump in...
Prepare to die ;)
>>344269403
For you.
>Complete Act 2
>Achievement unlocked: Act 2
>die in the game
>93% of players have this achievement
>>344269843Looking for baaaaal?
>>344265334
is this fuckin symphonia?
can't count how many times I missed one thing
>Kill first enemy
>Achievement: Was it worth it..?
Well yeah it was a zombie that had to be killed to continue the first mission in the game.
>>344268482
Lollipop Chainsaw?
>>344269229
>>344269402
This. And one version for each difficulty, too! Fuck 'em.
>>344267664
About This!
*Unzips dick*
>>344269049
Fucking Dark Souls man..
What did they mean by this?
I literally don't know.
>>344273986
you did it!
>It's the part of the game where he tries to kill you
Achievement unlocked: The part of the game where he tries to kill you
>>344265254
>FFVI PC
>start the game
>87% of all players have this achievement
>>344265254
>payday 2
>achievement for puting up the mask
>only 86% players have the achievement
>>344268681
Fallout 3
>>344264729
>The bigger they are...
>...the harder they are to take down
cheesy as fuck, but that's why I love Uncharted
>complete romantic subplot
>Achievment unlocked: "I Hope She Wasn't Lying When She Said She Was on The Pill"
>>344267247
those games are also horrible
>>344265340
> float like a really really heavy butterfly
>enkindle a bonfire for the first time
>95% of players have it
f*cking dark souls man
>29/30 achievements obtained
>Cheater! : Use a cheat code!
>You still haven't earned this achievement.
