I AM AKUUU! THE MASTER OF MASTERS, THE DELIVERER OF DARKNESS!!
BRING ME A WARRIOR CAPABLE OF DESTROYING THE FOOLISH SAMURAI AND YOUR REWARD WILL BE UNIIIMAAAAAGINABLE!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
>>344261381
kirby
>>344261381
Can't be done, sorry dude. Also, here's that large pizza you ordered.
>>344261381
>>344261457
EXTRA CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE?
>>344261381
AKUUU!!
>>344261381
The episode where Aku tricked Asura into thinking Jack made his daughter cry only for him to realize that no, it was in fact Aku who made his daughter cry, causing Asura to get so angry that when he punched him Aku started to boil and exploded was a great episode
>>344261574
THAAAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE PIZZZZA
>>344261381
Easy
>>344261381
>>344261381
FUCK HIM UP GREG
>all these people thinking they can beat samurai jack
>not choosing doom guy
>>344261852
Anyone have that list of things that Popeye did which shows how strong he is?
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>>344262446
I do, but future jack with a powered up sword can beat anything.
Hes like batman with the ability to kill.
>>344261381
Saitama.
>>344262568
Is bluto immortal?
Favorite Jack episode?
I teared up during his internal struggle. The music was so good.
>>344262091
you really think a dead guy can kill anyone let alone jack... if he was so strong he wouldnt have died
What you really need is a warrior with armor the blade cannot cut unless Jack finds another crazy scientist-engineer who can make him a power-gauntlet.
>>344262796
That piece of art episode where he dunks the cyber-shinobi
>>344262796
Scotsman.
Otherwise this one.
Halo guy because he is cool and doesn't a afraid of anything!
>>344262805
I guess Goku isn't that strong since he died.
>>344262880
>What you really need is a warrior with armor the blade cannot cut unless Jack finds another crazy scientist-engineer who can make him a power-gauntlet.
See:
>>344262927
>>344261381
VERGIL I SUMMON THEE!
>>344262694
Probably Highlanders on friendly terms witch each other (as in not actively trying to kill each other).
>>344262796
The one where Aku challenge Jack to a Duel
>>344261437
epic meme my dude kirby is so strong he's just a toddler haha
>>344262796
The episode with this guy involved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa-lmcdlq4A
>>344261381
>tfw new smurai jack being made by adult swim
>mfw they announced it was MA
>it's actually happening
AKU vs AKU
>>344263030
This was the part I liked about that, the rest was just waiting for aku to go back on his word.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=t7N67hn0TlA#t=172
![samurai_jack__ikra_by_balloonbear-d85x17y[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BCALOS3.jpg "samurai_jack__ikra_by_balloonbear-d85x17y[1].jpg")
>>344262796
That one time Aku turned into a waifu and accompanied Jack and turned into a giantess at one point.
>>344261381
>Warrior
Power Man.
>>344262796
the episode where blueberry Morpheus fucked jack up
>>344262963
goku came back. and arguably coming back from death made him stronger
>>344263467
There's no arguably about it. Sayains get stronger from being near death or dying. Its bullshit, but its part of the reason DBZ eventually makes everyone that's not Goku and Vegeta useless. Then Super just flat out makes everyone useless.
>>344263372
Future jack with a powered up sword would be power man.
As would megas XLR, after coop did his speech, 5 minutes before the end of the episode, with this music playing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJZ4hCJyb4I
>>344263467
that's how saiyans work, that's why cell got stronger every time they "killed" him
>>344263692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PXFOCBa36Y
Name someone who can beat megas xlr in that situation.
>>344263860
My dad
>>344263860
No one.
Coop can break the 4th wall, and anyone who comes close to beating him would be in a series Coop would know about(example: he'd have a anti-hulk button). If you decide to say things like "demonbane" or "kirby after copying coop+megas", they would still lose, because coop managed to beat a smarter and stronger version of himself in the finale.
>>344263860
Didn't R.E.G.I.S. technically beat him during coop's theme? Then he won afterwards by blotting out the sun.
Also didn't evil coop beat his ass?
Man it's been so long since I watched this shit I need to marathon it again.
now there's a fight i'd like to see
>>344264420
>implying they wouldn't team up to fight evil
>>344264356
evil coop beat old megas, then coop got new megas but not newest megas.
Technically coop won against regis, several times, regis never won, just survived.
Was there evera ny good Samurai Jack vidya aside from flash stuff?
you've gotten a lot farther than you should have mutie
but then you haven't met frank horrigan either
your ride's over mutie
time to die
>>344264420
Now THIS would be a fucking amazing battle.
>>344262267
>thinking he wins against my HFTF/ASB main
i love samurai jack but come on
I THINK I KNOW A GUY
>>344263167
>i can give you a ride if you want
Every time!
>>344261381
>>344264420
>Guts willing to work for what is essentially Samurai Jack's version of Idea of Evil
He's turn around and try to absolutely fuck up Aku's shit.
Serious Sam
this dumb son of a bitch, with 100% reflect physical and magical damage
>>344262568
I remember this episode where he did push-ups using his throat.
Aku would use probably 'em, but after a while they would just turn on him and turn him into one of their own.
>>344264420BLACKED
>>344262796
Jack's Sandals
>>344265398
What about Doom 3 and the new one?
stand and deliver!
Hakumen can alter fate to a degree through his will and his sword ignores durability along with a ton of over unfair reality fucking shit
also he's really fast and has good reaction times, should be a nice match.
>>344265997
Isn't Doom3guy a different Doomguy? Also thaat image is from before the new one came out
>>344266073
also those feats were accomplished at 20% power
>>344261836
>activates x-factor
>>344265519
>not picking the obviously reality warping oblivion guards that come in infinite numbers and are just as strong as the opponent
>>344262374
>doomguy
>ever working for a demon
>for literally any reason
>whatsoever
>>344266241
they would kill themselves with their own blades against the Escutcheon of Chorrol, the Ring of the Iron Fist, and the Necklace of Blades.
they are small time.
I think I know someone who'd be willing.
>>344266130
According to the internet there is the "Classic Doomguy (Doom, Doom II, Final Doom and Doom 64)". Doom3guy is "just" roughly consistent.
Anyway, at least Doom 64 should've been mentioned on that chart.
Demifiend
Reward please.
>>344262568
>Bluto vs Popeye
>an unstoppable force meets an immovable object
So Bluto is like the Vegeta of that universe, except infinitely more powerful.
>>344263148
I really hope they remember what made him good back then and don't go too crazy with the edge. Have to admit, I liked him a lot more without a beard, but ah well.
>>344265960
oh my
>>344262796
Jack and the Haunted House desu
>tfw this guy
>>344262568
>In an episode spoofing Exodus where he played Moses, he got tired of waiting for God and parted the Red Sea himself
holy shit
>>344262568
Popeye once got caught in a sea storm, and to calm it down he literally grabbed a lightning bolt and punched it in the dick
>>344262796
Club one was great, if not that the one with the Scotsman battlingn on the bridge
>>344261381
>tfw Mako is dead
>>344262796
I really liked the episode with the viking cursed to be a huge lava golem so nobody ever beats him and he can't go to Valhalla.
Lots of feels and honor.
>>344263148
>The sword can't pierce Jack because he's "pure" and "good"
>Older Jack has lost is way and is clearly not "pure" or "good"
Better be an arc where Jack reflects on his actions after seeing the blade can harm him or imma flip.
>>344269470
They described the new season as an overaching plot of Jack getting a hold of himself back together after losing his way, do that's probaly what will happen
>>344266292
Isn't Aku an alien?
>>344268180
>That avatar episode that was separate side stories for each character
>Ends with "In honor of Mako"
>>344267880
>That tea scene
Fuck you, cartoons.
>>344269573
Sounds awesome, but I hope they don't go full edge. A little more violent or dramatic I can handle, but if they start swearing up the ass it's gonna be so weird going forward from the original.
Watching clips on youtube makes me wonder
How did they manage to successfully pitch this?
Jack is so soft-spoken, and there's often long, long periods of time where no one talks or there's not a lot of action.
Artstyle often drifts into the abstract.
Aside from "samurai fights bad guys", this show wouldn't sound like a big hit with kids, at least not today.
![tumblr_mleco7akxG1qkj90po4_250[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/jnFpmaW.gif "tumblr_mleco7akxG1qkj90po4_250[1].gif")
>>344266551
God I'd pay real money to see this animated. The taunts, oh god the taunts.
>>344269924
Tarkovsky was probaly at one point where he could shit on the CN boardroom and they would let him make a show about it, it's interesting also how the show managed to keep the quality equal to the pilot episodes
I also think that it must've been somewhat cheap to make because most of the time nothing really happens, until there's some action scene
Doesn't Samurai Jack play in the Powerpuff Girls universe? I remember reading something like this.
>>344269924
It was back when serious cartoons were popular and very successful, see Teen Titans, Justice League, all the anime aired on Toonami, Megas XLR, and any cartoon with serious under-tones. For whatever reason kids now a days don't like serious things in their cartoons and need memes shoved in their faces every 3 seconds when watching something.
>>344270319
>Teen Titans, Justice League, all the anime aired on Toonami, Megas XLR
>any of this shit
>serious
>>344270098
Tartokovsky had serious cache at the time because of power puff girls, dexters lab, and the star wars cartoon. He basically shit gold.
Unfortunately after that came Symbiotic Titan and Jack, both of which flopped as far as CN was concerned and got canned early.
>>344270383
Samurai jack isn't exactly completely serious either and has wacky shit in it every now and then, which is why I mentioned "serious undertones"
>>344262568
I always knew Jhon Jairo Velazquez Vazquez was a tough son of a bitch but damn.
>>344270319
>meme filled shows for kids
>rest of the shows are tumblr tier soap operas
>>344270319
Steven Universe, Adventure Time and the like get their heads way far up their asses when it comes to serious stuff way more than these shows, yet people seem to like them
>>344270483
Titan as far as I remember was way too much, it's one thing to have Jack go around and meeting colorful characters, Titan was teen drama mixed up with uncomfortable levels of sexuality
>>344270580
Adventure time and Steven universe "seriousness" is literally just teen drama, with a fart joke thrown in at the end.
>>344270678
Adventure Time at least, Steven Universe is from one end to the other the worst kind of tryhard writing when it comes to drama, it's like they forgot that there's also supposed to be some humor to lighten up the mood, even if it's a fart joke.
>>344270319
It's because the internet is a thing now.
Kids can go on their overpriced iPad anytime and watch any let's player, play shitty mobile games, and post on whatever hell hole social media site their stupid little brains have found.
It used to be that cartoons only really had to compete with video games and toys (which they could both make merchandise for) so they could make longer more serious plot driven action shows and kids would watch.
But now kids have so many retarded lolsorandom distractions that the only shows that have any success anymore are things that can match the inane idiocy of let's players like TT go.
