Now: Crypt of the Necrodancer
Next: The Witness
Then: Trine 3
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Can barely hear the music
ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR AN HOUR OF THE FAGGOT AND HIS DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN COMING UP NEXT
>>344258330
The music is distracting.
>Whips are the worst weapon in the game
Disgusting
>twerking enemies
How the fuck is this degeneracy allowed?
Soon.
>It's time for another not-speedrun
So, /v/.
Is this the worst GDQ event so far?
Or will AGDQ 2017 surpass it?
>want to listen to the music
>annoying faggot talking over it
lewd games done quick when~ ?
:3
>good game
>/v/ isn't even dancing
fuck off
what the fuck is that SourPls spam in the twitch chat?
Someday someone will speedrun Zelda for the NX, what do you expect?
i'm going to sleep, can I get some (You)'s to count to help me fall asleep?
>>344258440
source fampai
>>344258389
is chibi really coming
>>344258440
Now
g/832265/338219b359/
>>344258462
SourPls
>>344258421
these are not mutually exclusive, anon.
>>344258462
>>344258440
I'm going to shove a dildo up your ass.
I wish this cunt would shut the fuck up
>>344258421
yes because there will be "my entire family died of cancer boo hoo" donations
at least this doesn't have that
2hu drifto game to SPEEDY SPEED BOY run when
>>344258491
>walk to ganon
>kill an enemy with physics, take weapon
>glitch into ganon's room
>end game
>The Witness next
>>344258462
I don't dance to meme games sorry
>>344258440
I dont think that would be monetarily viable.
What happens after everyone blows their load? The best you could do is have some dank donation incentitives.
Great now i want Crypt of the necromancer but im broke fuck my ass
>>344258383
Way past your bedtime kid
You can browse /pol/ tomorrow
I just stopped to watch now, there was something good this year beside the blind castlevania?
>>344258491
they get 3 or 4 runes, then proceed to destroy the game. while packing on food and weapons.
>>344258583
that's not undertale
>>344258343
It's funny how apparently it's not OK for a speedrunner to say a naughty word, but OK for them to show off that they brought a fucking dildo. I'm sure MSF loves being associated with a balding faggot shoving things up his ass
>KINDA FUCKED UP
Waow, these beats are really funky. Waow
Don't wanna dance too hard though, or I'll break my nose.
>>344258491
>open world
>walk to ganon
>wall glitch in
>end game
>>344258610
I want to impregnate Saber
>>344258621
there's been lots of good runs
-Jake and Daxter
-Jedi Academy
-Deus Ex
-Sonic 06
-Catherine
>>344258631
?
Didnt show it on stream and it's not a runner
>>344258581
What a rude anime girl.
>>344258698
wich saber wud u most like to impregnt
>>344258669
>>344258702
nice, thanks, I couldn't watch this year, too busyplaying games
>>344258698
I want to impregnate you.
>>344258675
>still no barrier skip in wind waker
This is a PC game released in 2015 on low settings.
>>344258746
Red
>>344258669
Post more O-Dawg
>>344258746
Dirty Saberher official 2ch nickname
>>344258504
Found it
http://exhentai.org/g/521058/794556663f/
FREE DANNY :DDD BENIS
>>344258804
trine looks cool visually but its garbage :(
Speedrunning card games when?
>>344258804
>bloom and blur
Disgusting
>>344258669
i enjoyed the run as much as the next anon, but please stop trying to make owenposting a thing; it's faggoty and not funny and a pleb meme of the lowest degree.
>>344258786
probably will never be possible, but one can hope
>>344258890
gaddafi senpai pls save us
>>344258848
>its garbage
no its not, actually one of the best platforming series of the past decade or so.
:/
>>344258835
thanks senpai
Do you like dicks, anon?
>>344258850
I think there was Yu Gi Oh one year. The game itself made no sense in comparison to the actual card game though.
first for TRAP DOOR
WOOP WOOP
i'm going to miss shantae
>>344258985
that's not saying much
>>344258804
Wasn't that game released unfinished because the developer went under?
>>344258985
Dust a elysium tail and shovel knight are better. I didn't even had to think hard
>>344258850
yu gi oh forbidden memories has a weekly race apparently
>45 minute setup block after this
>>344258440
oh ill do you quick allright
*unzips dick*
To the cavemens watching the stream for hours, two snipers killed 4 policemen hours ago and 9 are hurt. Theres a hidden bomb somewhere near the place.
Now go back to your fun, thanks for watching.
>>344259091
It was released unfinished but the dev didn't go under, considering they released a new game a week or two ago.It's an escort quest
Why is he not at this event?
He even cleaned up his image lately.
I don't know anything about The Witness. Will that be interesting to watch?
>>344258440
is that the anti-bully ranger? what happened
>>344259194
>americans
I hope they just play the uninterrupted Crypt OST during setup.
>>344259147
Go to bed solluxander
>>344259091
It did.
I'm surprised people are praising it.
1-5 Fap before work
6-9 Keep my spunk for another week
>>344259109
didn't say it was the best, but nah trine 2 is much better than shovel knight. haven't played the other one.
>>344259194
classic clinton
>>344259228
She got bullied
>>344259223
No.
It's just drawing lines and walking.
>That faggot that donated 2.5 thousand dollars just for DannyB's OST
Fuck you, I wanted the Jules. God damn it.
>>344259219
what a healthy looking young man
alright fuck it
anyone knows what the anime with the two maids (one with blue hair, one with pink) is called
seen so much porn of it lately and i want more
>>344259223
>Speedrun
They're going to skip everything interesting puzzle and theory wise. Its like playing a VN but holding shift the entire time.
>>344259219
he's stocking up ammo for the last day
Does anybody have the screen cap of her walking past the camera?
>>344259339
Re:Zero
Hope you enjoy suffering.
>>344259223
maybe? its a fps puzzle game so we could see some great tech or just someone who has memoriezed all the puzzle do all the puzzle then just mute it
>>344259339
re:zero
>>344259269
good luck fampai
>>344259269
0 Impregnate Hotaru
>>344259339
Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu
You should actually watch it, it's great. Full of suffering.
>>344259330
WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT ME
DonaldTrumpLookingFromBehindHisWallMakingAmericaGreatAgain
>>344259339
Hidamari sketch
Isn't Witness that new Jonathan Blow 2deep4u game that he got all bent out of shape for on Twitter?
>>344259269
Come back next week and I might let you cum
>>344259375
Speedrun tech in The Witness includes drawing the lines from farther away than intended and cutting corners.
>>344259434
Yeah.
I'm up next! Wish me luck!
>>344259443
sauce on this, it's time
>>344259447
so it's basically a let's play?
>>344259497
Ganbatte, Loli Bigboobs.
Make sure to showyour feet
RATE THIS SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
I'm getting sleepy.
How do you stay awake, /v/?
Top fucking run
>>344259542
A let's play of a guy staring at the screen silently because he has everything memorized, yes.
>>344259447
wow
>>344259553
5
music wasn't loud enough but the races were good
>>344258247
Tips on making a female orgasm?
>>344259554
I take addy
YEA YEA YEA
>>344259554
i remind myself that if I sleep i might never wake up
>>344259553
10 out of 10
>mfw my times are usually 25 minutes and I'm at the top of my friends list leaderboard
These guys are literally 5 times faster than me.
what the fuck did he say
>>344259554
Stick thumbtacks into my dick
>>344259590i broke my nose
>>344259582
why would you even do that to yourself
you could study something useful instead of memorizing a video game.
It's that guy with the beard from AGDQ 2016.
>>344259619
Break up with her
>>344259525
Look up Xil on your booru of choice.
>THEY DONATED 10K TO SPEEDRUN THE WITNESS
at least fearfulferret is an entertaining guy, let's hope he makes this shit worth it
He's a big jon.
>>344259554
i remind myself that if i sleep i might have to wake up
Has haHAA finally been banned?
Haven't seen it in chat for a while.
>guy thanks random Discord server saying it's responsible for the runners being there
>dead fucking silence for a whole minute
>dev rushes them off the stage
kek
>>344259679
Haha fag in the background thought you mentioned him
Stop looking at your phone, fatass
>>344259747
what the fuck
>>344259693
She's just a friend.
>>344259397
>You should actually watch it, it's great. Full of suffering.
i cant watch anime anymore, the over reactions for drama is just too much cringe
fapping to it is a-okay for some weird ass reason though
QT ALERT
>QT SPOTTED @ COUCH
REPEAT
>QT SPOTTED @ COUCH
TRANNYVERSARY ON THE COUCH
>>344259553
Literally a lets play/10
gdq is one of the three times a year I am wearing a dress
holy fuck is the tranny
>>344259747
His fists are bigger than his head. He should run DK64.
Damn, all these qties coming to see him play, what a player
>>344259747
DON'T BELIEVE UYAMA'S LIES
they made bigjon eat blechy
TRANNY CHAN IS BACK
Great. here comes all the tranniversary posting.
The tranny is back, it's going one of those runs guys
THAT QT ON COUCH
WAIFU
>>344259619
neck kisses
compliments
its not so much about the sex itself, you have to make her squirm and beg for it before your dick even gets close
take your time and make it all about her
who the fuck starts a countdown with 5....
HAPPY TRANNIVERSARY
That fucking pink hair please KYS
OH NO
The disgusting monster is back on the couch with his in the closet bf
The tranny even sits like a man
>tfw just got banned for saying tranniversary
please give me attention.
Is pink hair dude a boy or girl?
i wonder what that couch smells like
>You are permanently banned from talking in gamesdonequick.
Pretty harmless comment. Those bans be flying around due to that thing on the couch.
I hate The Witness so much. All the time I was expecting some kinda of plot like in The Talos Principle but nothing happened. All that effort was for nothing, there was no payoff. Then I went to look for opinions and people were praising it left and right.
>so deep!
>there must be a secret we have yet to uncover!
>OMG THE GAME CLICKED FOR ME WHEN I REALIZED NOT ALL PUZZLES WERE INSIDE THE BOXES OMGGGG
Fuck everyone who enjoyed this piece of shit.
>people donated for this
Why?
Is that person with the pink hair a woman or a guy?
I cant even tell anymore.
So, the couch is an accurate representation of The Witness fanbase?
>>344260054
People donated for the fucking bike game, might be self advertizing as well.
>>344260020
boy
>>344260076
from left to right:
musician
drug addict
tranny
>Tranny
>Nu-male
>QT goth hipster grill
Yes
>>344260108
>the fucking bike game
Don't remind me.
>>344260008
>posting on twitch chat
Kiss
>>344260054
people donate just for the sake of meeting incentives
willing to bet most of the people who put money towards this don't even know what it is
>>344260109
oh I'm sorry I'm meant boipucci
>>344260143
The tranny is the one on the right.
reminder that the degenerates on the couch will be there for another 1.5 hours
real couch hours
>>344260076
at this point it's a safe bet to go with tranny
doubly so if they have coloured hair
this like running Myst except 20x longer and 50x more tedious
really? two TWO trannies?
are trannys, man in dresses, really not ashamed of their appearance?
This is embarrassing
How do we fix the degeneracy in the speed running community?
>>344260217
at least it isn't that Elder Scrolls glitching through everything garbage
>>344260132
What is it about anime and videogame cons that brings out all the mentally ill people?
Goddamn the puzzles look boring, Talos is much better
>>344260246
If they werent, they wouldnt be trannies
>>344260246
Welcome to the new wave of Nu-Males
These puzzles look completely arbitrary. What's the mechanic behind filling it in?
>here's a grid
>scribble in it
>success
>>344258713
The runner posted it on his twitter
>these fucking puzzles
why are there all these stupid line puzzles all over the place?
Even fucking Professor Layton puzzles are less abstract and more ingrained into the rest of the story
The fuck is this shit
>>344260239
is the one on the left supposed to be a tranny?
i doubt it. he's using a man voice and just has shitty dyed long hair.
I don't get the appeal of Crypt
Also holy shit, the filename threads weren't kidding about The Witness.
>>344260270
You do realize porn is degeneracy too, right?
omar that couch
>>344260270
bring back fun
few indie games
no "one clap" bullshit
>>344260307
outcasts since childhood
So did he cut his dick off already?
>>344259665
Top kek
>they moved Tetris 12 hours earlier and now I'm awake for garbage shit
I HATE THIS FUCKING MEME!
>>344260324
Depends on what puzzle is involved.
Some need to make certain shapes, some have to pass through certain routes, and not touch others
Figuring them out is part of the game.
>>344260324
everything memorized senpai
Props to this guy for memorizing the puzzles, but this is so dull to watch.
Imagine all these trannys when their older
Will they look sick? Or will the hormones have worked well enough for them to look like a passable old woman?
>>344260324
It'd take far longer to explain each mechanic behind all the puzzles, and they vary greatly.
He probably has most of it memorized at this point.
Why are all the trannies drawn out of the woodwork for shit like this?
>say "furry"
>24 hour ban
Enabling degenerates
>>344260432
Whoever's behind the scheduling really needs to be smacked.
>>344260371
Crypt is a fusion of roguelite and rythim games, thats why people like it. Also the godtier music.
>>344260349
all puzzles are grid based, some have different gimmicks but it's basically one puzzle with like 300+ variations for the low low price of $35
>>344260217
>this like running Myst except 20x longer and 50x more tedious
>20x longer
mfw I checked and anon is LITERALLY correct.
>>344260324
There are a ton of mechanics that change the route each panel has, think of it like sudoku with X/colored groups/etc.
most impressive speedrun i've seen yet desu
>>344260451
I'm more concerned how ugly I'm gonna be
>>344260451
They will all kill themselves in 10-30 years.
>>344260410
glorified pipedream, the movie
got it fampai
>>344260387
>fucking literal whores isn't degenerate due to Augustine apologetics making their way into western tradition
>having a wank to some drawings is
What a world.
>>344260181
Bullshit.
Whats the point of this game?
>>344260451
they won't reach old age
>>344260465
It's like any other fandom: they know it's a way to easily get attention so they're all over it
>>344260451
real life horror
>>344260451
Homura is Dumbura.
>>344260465
puzzle games dont require reaction and skill, just memorization
so since their test levels are fucked they appreciate these things that dont require things men are typically good at
they're basically less competetive
>>344260508
I don't see how you can play roguelike and rhythm at the same time
I tried it once and it didn't feel right at all, I'd rather play a roguelike or a rhythm game, not both.
>>344260554
Draw lines to solve puzzles to unlock something.
>>344260554
There is no point. At all.
are we ever going to get a Nuclear Throne race?
>>344260505
why, its past midnight where most of the audience lives
get the shit games out of the way now
>game called witness
>not about war boys riding through the gates of valhalla, shiny and chrome
Who's the qt girl on the couch?
>>344258675
apparently you wont need to wall glitch to fight the last boss
>>344260535
Porn is literally degeneracy
>>344260528
This tbqh familio. These people have a stupidly high suicide rate.
It's as if chopping off your extremities and living in eternal denial isn't the most mentally healthy thing you can do or something.
>>344260640
>girl
>>344260465
It's the only community that will have the slightest bit of acceptance of them because autistic speed nerds can't really push them away because of GI-FUCKING-GANTIC hypocrisy.
So you're telling me that the girl on the very right is a tranny?
>>344260401
It has to be something else.
Maybe it's all the fantasy big-eyed, bright colored hair thing in anime that attracts all the mentally ill people. But for videogames, I have no idea.
Outcasts could be a cause, sure, but it has to be something else.. maybe anime and videogames was the only comforting thing for these people, so it's part of their identity.
>>344260601
>implying you could run this game
all fucking talk
>>344260465
Nerd are betas who don't call weird shit like this out. Imagine how they'd be treated if they went to like a football game or something like that, people would openly laugh at them
>>344260512
>it's basically one puzzle with like 300+ variations for the low low price of $35
that sounds like hell
like legitimately one layer of hell where they torture you by repeating the same thing over and over again
>>344260640
That's a tranny and "she" is married to the guy next to her.
>>344260601
>so since their test levels are fucked they appreciate these things that dont require things men are typically good at
while I don't want to watch this either can you take a fucking look at what you're doing with your life right now buddy
>>344260626
Because this shit is happening at all.
>>344260451
I ask that to myself too sometimes
But i think most of them dont even reach that age, kill themselves or realize how fucked up they are
>>344260554
Fucking bitches and getting paid.
>>344260515
one of the first speedruns I watchedbecause it's so short and downloading videos from speeddemosarchive took a long time in the early 2000s
>>344260668
ya been bamboozled
>>344260581
so is that or is that not a tranny?
>>344260632
>tfw i watched fury road for the first time a couple weeks a go
>see this pepe
>finally realize its a war pepe
https://twitter.com/ProGamingWithEd
Why tho
>>344260690
People are openly laughing at them right here and I'm pretty sure we're all nerds. But I see your point.
>>344260601
Well this one has added memorization and routing, but yeah. Not the hardest game t say you can speed run.
Reminder that its been 24 hours since Bonesaw's run and nothing will top it.
