Would Tifa make for a supportive mother?
She has raised about two or three children by now
But at the same time both of them have been in life-threatening situations multiple times.
Make of that what you will
>>344257943
Given how supportive she is with Cloud and the party in general, most definitely.
>>344257943
Given her personality and the fact she helped raise Marlene and Denzel I would say so.
Oh, she has two supports to give all right
>Wake up
>Look over and see this
what do?
Maybe.
>>344258715
She looks very conflicted for some reason
>>344258086
Must resist putting a ring on that
Well, she was a mother-figure to a black dudes kid...
>>344258715
Spoon her so hard before foreplay and morning sex. Get up to make us coffee and spend the morning in bed relaxing.
>>344258715
Wake up for real.
>>344258715
Actually wake up
I'm not hugely convinced that any of the FFVII heroines would be great mothers.
Yuffie would probably be the worst despite being best girl.
Not sure about other FF heroines either. Maybe Garnet or Freya would be okay.
>>344259001
Rosa was a decent mom.
>>344259001
Regarding FF in general, Rosa from IV is canonically a mother and has succesfully raised a child, so she's probably on the #1 spot by default
>>344259072
>>344259151
I almost completely forgot about that. It's been a long time since I played IV.
>>344258715
Pic related
What if they don't make her boobs the right size in the remake?
>>344258715
Take off the VR helmet and nuke a frozen dinner.
>>344259731
Fun fact: Microwaves don't actually use nuclear radiation.
Will she let me drink her milk?
>>344259653
FMV tit size as dlc
>>344259653
>Brown eyes
>Small tits
How mad would people be
you're at Costa del Sol.
Which girl would you choose to rub suntan lotion all over?
>>344259961
Cloud :^)
>>344259852
Oh that is just wrong
>>344258715
Morning love making.
>>344259961
Yuffie. I'd let her take my materia and stick it in her armour slots, if you catch my drift.
>>344259961
>>344259001
Why does Yuffie leave her shorts unbuttoned and unzipped all the time?
>>344258715
"Who the fuck are you, and why are you in my bed?"
>>344260296
She likes the attention.
>>344260296
1. Because she's a slut
2. She does a lot of gymnastic work and they're constraining
3. Because she's a slut
>>344260296
it's easier to move.
>>344259731
>I don't know how to cook
Maximum pleb
>>344260296
Could be alluding to the fact that kunoichi were suductresses in actual Japanese history.
Or to get the point across that she's a bratty kid who won't do things properly, emphasising her immaturity
Could be for ease of movement, but in that case, why not just wear better-fitting clothes?
Or just because...I dunno. But it does amazing things to my dick.
>>344260653
>Or just because...I dunno. But it does amazing things to my dick.
>>344260653
Or it could be so it's easier for her to slide them off because she loves sex and everyone in wutai loves to give it to Goto's daughter.
>>344258715
Kiss her forehead
>>344260381
>>344260472
Seems like if it was for mobility, why bother wearing shorts at all. She'd be better off in a tight fitting skins it or something.
>>344257943
With tits like those shell make a supportive anything.
>>344260842
Skin suit*
>>344260653
>tfw you will never wake up with Yuffie and play "Find the materia" under the covers
Why live.
>>344258942
>>344258986
beat me to it
>>344260789
Well, yeah. That kind of ties in with the seductress aspect.
>>344260842
>She'd be better off in a tight fitting skins it or something.
>She could've had full-body fishnets
Ah, what could have been.
>>344261021
You'd think it'd get boring when it's always in her vagina or her ass. But it wouldn't.
>>344261167
>She could've had full-body fishnets
You know. I think it wouldn't work for Yuffie.
>>344260842
Hotpants are the best. On girls.
>>344258942
>>344261048
>tfw laughter into immediate melancholy
>>344257943
>out of her house 24/7 having sex with strangers
>supportive mother
?
>>344257943
No because she'd spend all her time in the bedroom
>>344261946
>out of her house 24/7 having sex with strangers
[citation needed]
Of course. Maybe too supporting, she seems like she'd probably coddle her kids
>>344262054
Just look at her. Also doujins are canon
>>344262054
Source: His dick
>>344261946
I think you made a mistake, anon. That's Tifa, not Aerith
>>344260296
Because the guy that designed her had no idea what buttons are actually for, when he did learn he moved on to other things he did not understand, namely belts and zippers.
>>344259001
>I'm not hugely convinced that any of the FFVII heroines would be great mothers.
while a horrible mother, Lucretia made for a great MILF
>>344262361
This guy.
>>344262136
Aerith just "works". She still has a normal person's schedule. Tifa does not.
>>344261167
I'm not sure it's called seduction when anyone in town can get it
>>344257943
Wtf do I care, I just want to fuck
I guess I just post some images from my phone
>>344263110
that is why you fail
>you must wait 2 seconds to post
Fuck you captcha
By my estimations people jerk off to Tifa at least 300 times a day. That's a lot.
>>344263206
Why I don't want kids. But I do want a fun time
>>344263462
Well yeah
>>344263462
Anon I'm not sure I can trust your calculations unless you disclose your metrics.
>>344263612
>not just tapping that
>>344263667
This image isnt fair
I dont like Aerith but Im a leg man
and GOD DAMN MAN
That's it for me, phone posting is too much work, I need a burger.
>>344263902
here buddy
>>344263565
Sure.
FF7 has sold 11 million copies as of 2015. Let's assume all those are unique purchases - a generous assumption, though we'll balance it out later.
Assume half those players are boys. We get 5.5 million.
Assume half of these boys liked Tifa enough to find her sexually attractive. We get 2.25 million
Assume half of these boys are the type to masturbate frequently, perhaps once every few days. We get 1.127 million, or 1.1.
Assume half of these boys still like Tifa. We get 550k.
Assume half of these boys like masturbating to hentai. We get 225k.
Assume half of these boys still like Tifa enough to pleasure themselves to an image of her at least once a year. we get 127k.
Dividing by 12, we get an average of about 10.5k masturbations per month. Dividing by 30, we get about 350 masturbations per day.
Now, there are a lot of assumptions here, but they're all pretty conservative. I'm pretty sure more than half the purchases of FF7 belong to boys, for example. Additionally, this only counts people who bought FF7 and doesn't count female masturbation, so the actual number is higher. Now, our first assumption is likely incorrect - but even if only half of those 11 million purchases were unique then it still gives us 175/day as our final result, a lot by any means.
So yeah. People like jerking off to Tifa. Statistically.
>>344264124
You are literally retarded.
>>344264124
Thank you Anon, your contribution to the scientific community has been duly noted.
>>344263365
>>344263448
Fucking why, her tits are already big enough, no need to give her saggy cow udders.
>>344264278
How so? Do you think it's a stretch to assume that of the boys who bought FF7, there are fewer than 127k who enjoy masturbating to hentai, masturbate semi-frequently, like Tifa now, liked Tifa then and masturbate to her at least once a year?
>>344264291
No problem
>>344264124
>>344259852
I'm more worried about her facial structure and hair.
>needs long thick hair
>needs to not look like a fucking Nip
>>344264330
>those pics
>saggy
>>344264509
I'm hoping the Asian look was only an Advent Children thing. And she hasn't looked Asian in any of the art since so hopefully we get something close to the original, even though I gotta say the most recent official art of her is my favorite.
>>344265006
jeez they really fucked her up for her Dissida art
>>344264330
But cowtits are amazing!
>>344261206
I can't unsee her right hand as a soul-destroying creature
>>344262667
sauce
>You'll never get your face shoved into her breasts
What do you think it would feel like?
>>344259001
While Yuffie probably wouldn't make a great mother, it would be fun to knock her up to punish her for her thievery.
>>344267252
And then fuck her cheeky ass during pregnancy? Yes, it most certainly would.
>>344267054
Soft, like pillows
>>344268375
Soft, but firm. Which are the sort of pillows I prefer to rest my head on.
>>344268375
That stomach reminds me of this picture.
>>344259001
>>344260293
>>344267252
What do those suspender straps attach to?
>>344268879
>>344259001
I am fairly certain of all FF girls pic related would make for the best mother, with Beatrix being a close second.
Tifa would be a terrible mother. She lacks the spine to be a proper discipline figure and any child she produces would grow up to be a grade a shit stain
>>344268890
Her panties, presumably. Or maybe something on the inside of her shorts.
>>344269064
Beatrix might be a good mother, but being her children would probably suck. Having a war criminal for a parent, even if reformed, is never going to be easy.
>>344267054
Soft, sweaty, pendulous.
>>344269115
All people raised by single mothers have a higher likelihood to commit crime and be an asshole. That is always going to happen because mothers are too motherly to act as authority figures.
>>344269231
Shining, shimmering, splendid.
>>344269520
I knew someone this happened to (not kicked though). Apparently it was so painful she fell to the floor and vomited. Seems rough.
>>344269578
Wow. How did that happen? Why?
>>344269673
>>344269661
To my understanding? She was distracted and walked into a lamp post. Seriously.
>>344269743
Jesus. Ha ha ha. That's awful.
>>344269730
>>344269852
>>344257943
Take your fanboy weeb obsesion to /a
>>344259767
Well "warm up a frozen dinner" doesn't really have the same impact now does it?
>>344259767
>>344270008
>Not heating your dinner with alpha, beta and gamma radiation
Plebs.
>>344258715
Force her ass open and look inside.
>>344270182
It'll be an asshole. What else would you expect to see?
>>344270246
breakfast
>>344267252
Isn't there a porn game with that exact scenario?
>>344270494
There's a cg animation hentai that kind of does it too. It's a pretty obvious concept.
>>344269578
When I was a child I kneed my sister in the crotch. She almost cried, so it must've hurt a lot.
>>344270746
I did the same thing to my cousin as a kid.
She got mad and I told her she didn't have balls so it shouldn't have hurt
>>344257943
tifa spawned the best NTR doujin out there
ironically
>>344271021
Well, you weren't wrong.
>>344270494
any Rance game
Tifa is the only redeeming thing about FFVII.
I WANNA PUT A RING ON TIFA'S FINGER!
>>344271128
Which one?
>TFW never gotten into the games because the roman numerals are confusing.
What is Tifa like, as a person?
>>344271505
Kind and caring, sweet. A little reserved.
Brave and strong also.
>>344264278
As he said, the assumptions aren't really grounded in anything, but they are conservative. SInce all his assumptions are conservative, it's likely to make up for any number that's lower than assumed.
>>344262667
Sauce of this? Anyone?
>>344271505
>roman numerals are confusing.
Are you autism?
>>344271610
How many FF games are there even? Also there's this whole multiple universe thing going on. There's the Cloud universe, Lightning universe, and Noctis universe. At least.
So FFX and FFXI may have no relation.
>>344271505
>because the roman numerals are confusing.
I hope you're just baiting
>>344271504
http://exhentai.org/g/451784/ee4fa215bb/
bonus
http://exhentai.org/g/766389/307b5788d1/
http://exhentai.org/g/435033/f58834235d/
>>344271801
>Lightning universe
It's so awful even the god of that universe wants to tear it down.
>>344271816
You've played the games you're whole life. I haven't. You're acting surprised that somebody doesn't understand chess because they never played it.
>>344271950
>tfw you've already got all of those favorited
>>344271801
I'm not sure if you're trolling or legitimately retarded but here goes.
None of the mainline series game share a universe with each other. Not one. That isn't to say that some of the specific games have spinoff sequels, ike IV and After Years, X and X-2, XIII and XIII-2+Lightning Returns, but of the main numeric games they are all different self-contained stories.
The semi-exception to this is XII, which takes place in Ivalice from Final Fantasy Tactics, which in itself is a spin-off.
>>344257943
>tfw fucked multiple sluts with cowtits
>tfw they are always fat as fuck
Tifa'd never fuck any of you ugly nerds.
>>344271985
>>344271505
Okay, you got me
7/10
>>344272137
You're right, she isn't real.
>>344271985
Didn't they teach you roman numerals at school?
>>344264124
I dont even care if this is retarded I still love it.
>>344272120
That's a completely different format to any other game, I but I think I get it know that you've explained it.
>>344272294
I mean, if she was real. She'd be a 11/10 and married to some rich guy.
You wouldn't stand a chance.
>>344272506
If she was real, she'd be grinding away at Cloud's dick
I also wouldn't give a shit, since if she was real, magic would be real and I would be learning how to shoot some tight shit like Firaga or something
>>344271610
He's american.
>>344272665
Tifa and magic being real also means that chicks with crazy anime proportions would be real too. Tifa wouldn't be that unique.
>>344269673
>you have this saved on your computer
>>344272665
>Firaga
>not THUNNNDAGAAA
Get on my level scrub.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDurD0dQOa4
>>344272786
Are there any other characters with tifa's proportions in ff7?
>>344272863
Nigger if you're going learn one Black Magic spell, you're going to learn all of them. That's common sense.
>>344272902
No, but its the potential that counts. We dont see every nameless civilian in FF7. If Tifa's hooters are real, someone else must get that high too.
>>344257943
>Tifa as mom
>huge tits, meaning you will get a headstart in life due to plenty rich milk
>good genes
>probably will make sure you are physically fit
>has some expectations school wise, but isn't overly concerned with it
>will try to keep up with your interests, playing vidya with you but not too interested in it at all
>extremely dependant of your dad
>while she can give a lot of love she will struggle to balance her love of you with the father
>might have issues due to having her father die in her arms
All in all solid 7/10, will be a good mom, might have emotional baggage
>>344259001
>Yuffie as Mom
>still barely of age
>small breast resulting in less milk, giving you a possible disadvantage early on
>not really too fond of the whole mom business, but will give it her best
>will let you do whatever your heart desires
>once you are old enough will probably be gone for times to adventure
>great playmate, possible beating your ass at vidya
>probably doesn't know the father, doesn't care either
>doesn't care for your school grades
>will teach you ninja techniques thoug
4/10, decent mom but sees you more as entertainemtn for herself than caring for your upringing
>>344269064
>Y'shtola as your mom
>good breast, not too big not too small, adequate amount of milk, neutral start
>catgirl genes give you night vision, enhanced hearing and smell
>might need to suffer some racism though
>extremely focussed on your education, expects you to do very well
>probably smarter than most of your teachers, will help you get the best grades
>has little patience for games but does realize you need time for recreation
>will make sure you know several languages, as much history as possible and are good at magic
>never had a mom of her own, will make sure you get enough parental warmth
>will read you bedtime stories
>might sacrifice herself to safe the world if it is truly needed, leaving you an orphan
8/10 mom, probably giving you most advantages in life.
>>344272137
There's always one of you normalfags in these threads fuck off already
>>344259767
Thats not a fun fact at all. Thats blatantly fucking obvious. You are just picking at an idiom.
>>344272960
>Can't even recognize funposting.
You must be a fun person to hang with, definitely not jaded.
>>344273186
GET. LOST.TO. MAGIC. WORLD.
>>344258715
Make love to her butt
>>344273051
It's not obvious to people who do not know it.
>>344271593
>reverse image search
>add pregnant lucretia tag
>>344257943
I'd like to support Tifa's motherly assets if you know what I mean
>>344271593
Lucrecia VI
>>344273959
I don't understand
>>344272863
she sound like a fucking chicken
and what's with the proportions of that train?! are they action figures like in smash bros?
>>344274139
Its doomtrain. Nobody knows how the inside looks like. So devs just made it wider for arena purposes.
