Why don't Pokemon communicate with people?
They're lazy
>>344253287
Because the only thing they want to talk about is forbidden love
Can Zoroark use its illusion to hide its gender?
>>344254021
Yes. But it's only visual.
>>344253287
>>>/vp/
back to your containment board
Zoroark is unironically probably my favorite Pokemon.
Through communication humans hurt each other. We wound each other and destroy each other, eroding our selves to reduce the pain we receive with each contact.
By simply living as tools that obey human will Pokemon do not suffer. Better to lose one's individuality and free thought and simply become an extension of a greater being than live on your own
>>344255030
I wouldn't say it's my favorite but Zoroark is kinda up there.
Too bad it had a fucked up start.
I don't know about Zoroark but most of them would probably be about as smart as your average animal. Aka complete retards.
>>344256294
Zoroark can actually talk to people when disguised as a human
Because """people""" in Pokemon are heartless fucknuts who will catch them and then force them to fight for the rest of their lives.
>>344256746
Probably because the monsters enjoy fighting others and grow from it
>>344256853
Except when they don't.
>>344258419
I know that was literally Pacha for a split second there.
What kind of sorcery is this?
>>344256853
That's what people tell themselves.
>>344258794
>leave town
>take 5 steps in grass
>instantly jumped by a fire breathing lizard
>either kill it myself or use another monster to fight it
SPECIES OF PEACE
#NOTALLPOKEMON
>>344258718
You can make GIFs loop a few times or never at all.
>>344255160
Except Pokemon have been known to bully other Pokemon and they have territorial/mating/food fights with one another in the wild anyway.
>>344253287
>ywn fug disguised zoroark
>tfw disguised zoroark will never accidentally lose disguise during fug
I want a Zoroark wife
What does Auradog need those wide hips for?
>>344259446
I know that feel bro
why don't you go back to your containment board?
>>344260297
>>344259543
>auradog
you mean psycat
>>344260634
>No adorable paws
Worthless
>>344260743
I want a Lucario wife
>>344261083
Lucario is male
>>344261102
Mine is female
>>344255782
My delphox is a female.I wanted a male.
>>344253287
Some of them do
They do in side media thought non-direct methods.
In the games, they don't because there isn't really a good practical gameplay application, and it would be far too hard and time consuming to implement something like that for the sake of itself without it being as utterly shallow as Animal Crossing.
They did want to have something where you could converse with Pokemon in XY though, and there's the Rotomdex, so maybe it'll be a thing in SM.
>>344261083
I want a husband Lucario
I want to be a Gardevoir!
>>344265162
No you don't
>>344265794
Yes I do!
>>344256746
N pls go
>>344262636
There is only one and he is my bf.
>>344266273
>bf
(female)
>>344256012
Explain?
>>344266651
Lucario is male.
>>344266739
You're male
>>344266724
Lemme find the screencap for it
Found it
>>344269996
Poor zoroark.
>>344253287
Same reason black people talk jive, to confound masters.
>>344253287
They can in Mystery Dungeon. T/D/S's first piece of dialogue in the human pc talking with his partner.
Bill talks to you as a pokemon in R/B, so it's not a vocal issue, maybe it's difficult for natural pokemon.
>>344253287
they communicatewith my benis :DD
>>344265162
Transformation has got to be the lamest fetish ever.
>>344272903
How?
>>344273001
I don't know, but I don't understand how it gets you off. How about you explain whats so alluring about it.
>>344272903
I've got a TF fetish, but man a ton of TF art in general is just plain bad.
>>344273437
It's like any other fetish, you either get it or you don't. Different people like different parts of it.
>>344273437
Yeah, sadly. Still gems to be found though.
>>344273727
I wanna say control, losing control of body and mind, and also humiliation.
>>344272903
>Transformation has got to be the lamest fetish ever.
Not really
>>344273834
>That pic
I question the sanity of some people...
>>344274040
>>344274297
>He doesn't like Aeromorphs
>>344274478
I prefer tankmorphs
