https://mynintendonews.com/2016/07/07/nintendo-says-that-paper-mario-color-splashs-story-may-make-you-cry/
>it's real
inb4 "it makes you cry cause its not muh paper mario" lets be for real: How could they POSSIBLY pull this off?
>>344251590
Nah, the reveal already did that.
>>344251590
The story can't possibly beat out the overwhelming feeling of defeat and disappointment when it was revealed to be another Sticker Star.
The paint can will die and come back at the end like the crown in sticker star.
>>344251982
Maybe cry in regret of purchasing a WiiU
>it's all toads
it already makes me cry
If the story doesn't make me cry the gameplay surely will. They went with a worldmap again. A fucking worldmap.
"I certainly think it's almost Shakespearean"
They're either going to literally rehash SS final battle or Huey will pretend the last 20 hours with you weren't a living hell when he goes back into the fountain to sleep.
And don;t try to kid yourselves we all know it's going to be a Giant "3D" Bowser behind all this.
>>344251590
Actually it's the lack of one that makes me cry
STANDING
ON THE EDGE
OF THE CARDBOARD
LIKE MIYAMOTO ONCE SAID
AND THE RECIPES
ARE ALL COLD NOW
NO MORE PARTNERS
AND THE PIXLS ARE DEAD
WHISPERS
IN THE AIR
TELL THE TALE
OF PROMISE GONE
DESOLATION
DEVASTATION
WHAT A MESS THEY MADE
WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG
WATCHING
FROM THE EDGE
OF THE WORLD MAP
FOR THE GAME TO RELEASE
FANBOYS
DRAW THEIR CARDS
FORM THEIR RANKS FOR TOADMAGEDDON
I'M PAPEEEEEER
I'M WIIIIILD
I'M RIPPING UP INSIIIIIIIIDE
A HEART OF GOOD GAMES
DEFILED
DEEP INSIDE THE ABANDONED FRANCHIIIIIISE
